- >>You were never more uncomfortable than you were last night
- >>Sleeping along side a pony
- >>Equus ferus caballus
- >>They're animals
- >>It didn't help that BonBon couldn't keep her hooves to herself
- >>From trying to cop a feel between your legs
- >>To trying to sensually caress your horn
- >>This isn't even hell
- >>Celestia unknowingly brought you into purgatory
- >>And you're so scared of BonBon that you couldn't just vocally snap at her
- >>No, you remember what happened to your eye a few days ago too well for that
- >>But you were human, then
- >>Things were so much simpler when you were human
- >>Back then, BonBon just wanted to beat your ass
- >>Now she wants to beat your ass with...
- >>Fuckin'...
- >>Fabricated cock
- >>You got little sleep that night
- >>You were shivering from fear far too much for that
- >>Morning came
- >>In expert fashion you fall out of bed, thankfully not waking BonBon the Destroyer
- >>And although you were exhausted, your determination was set
- >>You would get your body back, come hell or high water
- >>You just had to figure out how
- >>You made your way into the shower and did your thing
- >>There was some difficulty in figuring out how to shower as a pony
- >>But you sure as shit weren't going to wake up BonBon to ask her how to do it
- >>Hell no, forget that
- >>You start formulating a plan as you get ready for the day
- >>This isn't a problem that you can beat just by punching it
- >>Which sucks
- >>There has to be something that you can do
- >>You prepare and eat a breakfast of cheap cereal jacked from Lyra and BonBon's cupboards
- >>You then get to pacing in the living room
- >>BonBon wakes up and greets you
- >>“Hi there, love~!”
- >>You grit your teeth but do your best to force a smile
- Good morning...
- >>“What's the matter? Rough night last night? I slept like a log!”
- >>You hung your head low and glared at her
- >>She slept through the whole thing?
- >>Great, you're going to bed with a sleeprapist
- >>What in the hell is wrong with this technicolor world of two dimensions?!
- >>BonBon meanders over to you and nudges you, side against side
- >>“Hey... feel like a little early morning work out before I get to work?”
- >>The sensual tone that she breathed with those words was enough to tell you that you wanted none of it
- I have a headache
- >>BonBon furrows her brows and goes to continue her morning routine
- >>“...'d make you forget about hands if you'd give me a chance...”
- >>She mutters as she vanishes into the kitchen
- >>You hold it until she is out of sight, and then you shiver
- >>Oh, Celestia; this was so gross
- >>Clearly there was some stress in the relationship between Lyra and BonBon
- >>Why was living in a lesbian household so hard?!
- >>You were about to return to your pacing when you heard crying coming from the kitchen
- >>It was soft, but your equine ears reflexively turned towards noise
- >>Something you couldn't control
- >>Curiosity killed you, and you clopped over to the kitchen
- >>BonBon sat with her back towards the entrance, leaning over her cereal
- >>You frowned
- >>Poor girl
- >>You have to wonder if Lyra really treated her right
- >>Because, clearly, she loves Lyra
- >>Thing is, you're not Lyra
- >>But still...
- >>You make your way out front, scoop up the morning paper in your teeth, and bring it inside
- >>You take it straight to BonBon, who looks at you through her depression
- >>To be completely honest, you feel awkward from all directions at once
- Listen...
- I'm sorry.
- >>She chokes
- Can I get you anything?
- >>Oh, jeez, what the HELL were you doing?
- >>It was too early for this shit
- >>“...Why can't we be like we were before?”
- >>You look at her inquisitively
- >>Your eyes shift left, and then right, before settling back on her uncomfortably
- >>You start to sweat
- >>“All through school, you were always the quirky one. It was so adorable...”
- >>She started
- >>“But everyp0ny called you names and picked on you for your little hobbies, and the color of your coat,”
- >>Funny. You would make fun of this coat, too. Girl was snot-colored.
- >>“...and for not being so great with magic”
- >>Well, now you were interested. Not great with magic? Bullshit.
- >>That's how you got in to this mess in the first place!
- >>“...But I was always there for you.”
- >>“Every damn time a bully tried to take your lunch, or haze you, I chased them off for you”
- >>“I was so happy when you finally asked me on a date during our final years of school! That night was so magical, your horn started working!”
- >>You zoned out, thinking about what you were being told
- >>Alright. So.
- >>Lyra was an outcast growing up
- >>BonBon was protective of her
- >>And now they're living together
- >>But something changed at some point
- >>You also found it hard to look upon her now and see the same four-legged demon that you did before
- >>She was desperate, starved for love, repressed, maybe emotionally abused
- >>You were there that night. Before you switched bodies, Lyra was screaming at BonBon to leave her alone
- >>Seeing her from Lyra's eyes, it was hard to see the harbinger of violence that you did as Anon
- >>“...I could tolerate the whole human thing at first”
- >>Now your interest is REALLY piqued
- >>Your ears go up like a pair of sonar towers
- >>“Yeah, it was a little silly. But it was harmless, and you're my little lyra! But then that...”
- >>She beat her hoof against the table, rattling her spook in her bowl
- >>“...ASSHOLE, Anonymous, had to come along and now your just obsessed!”
- >>Not awkward at all. Go on
- >>She went back to sobbing, her tears falling from her cheeks into her bowl
- >>“What's happening to you, Lyra?! I love you so much!”
- >>So, apparently, you are the reason for all of this
- >>Now you kind of wish you never helped
- >>Your lip curls, and your eyes shift off to the side
- >>Celestia, Luna, and all the divine icons of this world; why do you care so much?
- Well... I lffvffvvv
- >>You fumble, your teeth gripping your lower lip as if to tell you
- >>NO
- >>THIS IS WRONG
- >>“...Huh?”
- >>BonBon looks up from her misery
- >>Okay, look, this was for her. You're just going to have to role-play Lyra until you get your body back
- I said I LFFVFF...
- >>BonBon creased her eyes, not understanding
- >>Your face went red, fighting against every physical attempt of your mouth to keep you from saying it
- I said I love you, too.
- >>Well, that did it. No going back, now
- >>BonBon brightened up, instantly
- >>“...Really?”
- Of... course I do, darling...?
- You mean the world to me.
- And no human is ever going to change that.
- >>Dammit
- >>Dammit dammit dammit
- >>You should have kept your big mouth shut
- >>BonBon went from pathetic depression to hopeful optimism with the flip of a coin, lunging forward and wrapping her forelegs around you
- >>You recoil and scrunch your nose, eyes shifting all about
- >>“Oh, Lyra! I love you so much!”
- >>A coo-coo clock on the wall chimed, signaling the start of a new hour
- >>BonBon gasped
- >>“Ohmygosh! I need to get to work!”
- >>She leaned in and kissed you on the cheek
- >>“Take care, sweetheart! I'll be back later”
- >>She dashed towards the front door
- >>You walked calmly behind her, your face red
- >>“Oh, and remember, stay in today. With your injuries I don't want anything to happen to you.”
- >>She closed the door and rocketed off to work
- >>You stood in place, pondering over the events of this morning
- >>Considering the following
- >>Yeah, still fucking gross
- >>And wrong
- >>Well
- >>Good going, Anon
- >>Getting your old body back just became that much more critical
- >>And like HELL you weren't going to leave the house
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The Story That Never Was - Chapter 27
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