Title: AIE4 Author: shakeit Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/qadLQp5a First Edit: Monday 14th of May 2012 02:17:10 AM CDT Last Edit: Monday 14th of May 2012 02:17:10 AM CDT >All you can do is run >Run >Run >Maybe with a side of sprint >Running into ponyvale, you find your way to Twilight's libary >Bursting inside , you grab twlight >"Whoa anon calm dowh at is it/1" "Fluttershy is DEAD!" YOU SCREAM "I KILLED HER ON ACCIDEND" >"wOW, you are an idiot anaon. To think I liked you!" wait what "you what" >"I have loved you since the dayi saw you nude when you were running from applejack" >that was day 137 of being here, at 12:37 pm >Applejack had managed to get inside your house as you were showeing >You ended up running through ponyvale streets >in the end, you kicked her in her face and knocked her out >jimmies were ssafe >"But since you are such a horrible killer, i am ending my life. goodbye" "no twlight no"   1/X     >BOOM >Oh shit. >Twlight has stolen your pistol revolver. >And modified it so she could shoot herself. >Curse her and her pony magic. >"Wwho be playing my xbax!" spikeieie screams as he runs downstairs "twilight did, and she shot her self" >"wow you shot twilight, i';m tellign the princess fuckhead" "sPIKE, IT WAS SUICIDE! I DNOT HSHIOT" >"YOU HVAE NO PROVE" "fluttershy.. is dead." >spike freezes >"Y..you're kidding, right?" "No, I killed her with booksehfl"> >"YOU WHAT" >"YOU ARE THE STUPEDIST SHIT EVER" 2/x   >"I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live, you can count on me to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island.I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you.I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you." spike screams   3/x       >After spike calms down, you ask "Should we inform the princess now?" >"we gotta hide da body" "No we don't dumbass the body just dissapears" >And with that, Twlights body dissapears >Well then. >"wow azzhole dat was my mom" "Wait, fuck you. I can burp fire too, to think of it. See ya!" >And with that, you jump out of the window of twilights niggertree, sommersaulting into a rosebush. "fuck uck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ufkc ufkcfuckfuckufkcufckfukcfuckfuckfukcfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfufkcfukcfuckfckfuckfuckfuckfuck" >Dumbass thorns are not a good thing to jump into >Fuck >You waddle home, picking thorns out of your body along the way >How are you going to tell the princess that you have killed Twilight and Fluttershy?     4/x     >On your way home, you see a grey filly >looks like a spoiled brat >She walks up to you >"hey faggot why you walking on two legs and why you no hair" "who the fuck are you" >"mE? i'M SILlver spoon, the bitchiest of bitches!" >this filyl loooks like a mini elephant "and what makes you the bitchiest of bitches" >"the fact that i'm going to suck your manhood" >Yeah. No. >As soon as she says that, you take off running >Miniture elephants are not your fetish >As you approach your home, you realize >You forgot to fixo ne of da bear traps! >You remember this just as you hear a scream >Turnign around, you see a decapitated miniture elephant "pfft ahahahahah" >Only if that had happened to japplejack when she was chasing you when you were nude when she broke into your house when you were takign a shower when you were >wait nevermind >Opening the door, you grab a pen and papoer as you write to the princess swastika   5/5