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By: shakeit on May 13th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.08 KB  |  hits: 105  |  expires: Never
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  1. heyo                         /
  2. cathc up hare               /
  3. pastebin.com/u/shakeit     /
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  5. >THUMP                   /
  6. >You suddenly wake up as/ you fall off your bed and onto the floor
  7. >Shit, gotta get a bigg/er bed, this is the fifth time this has happened
  8. >Dragging yourself to /your kitchen after getting dressed, you remember your plans
  9. >Today you were goign/ to go see flutterslut because it's been a while
  10. >Waddling out your d/oor because your anus is still leaking lava, you disable the beartraps cleverly hidden along the path to your house
  11. >You Won't be needi/ng them anymore with Applerapist dead
  12.                   /
  13. >Along the waddle/ to Fluttersluts cottage, p0nies congragulate you on setting them free
  14. "yeah no problem/ homes" you reply to them all
  15. >One of them tr/ies to kiss you
  16. "fuck off"    /
  17. >That sends h/im running
  18. >Two fillies/ and a chicken run up to you
  19. >"Excuse me/ mister, Would you like to try our chicken? We're becoming chefs to get our cutie marks!" the white one says
  20. >A look of/ horror comes across the chickens face
  21. >"What?> /I don't want to be eaten!" the chicken says
  22. >" But w/e'll get ah cutie markers!21 " the yellow ish thing one says
  23. >"Not h/appening!L: the chicken says as he or she or it flys off
  24. >Baffl/ed, the white and yellow ones turn back to you
  25. >"Did/ you see that, mister! Scootcoot can flys1"
  26. "how/ chicken talk" is the only thing you can say in your surprised state of chicken talking
  27.    /
  28.   /
  29. 1/x
  30. /
  31.  
  32.  
  33. >"She's not a chicken!" the ywllow one says angerly
  34. "She loocked like a chicken1" you retort back
  35. >"Come on appleshit, we';e gotta find her!" the white one yells as she runs off
  36. >"I'm going to rut you for this later mister" yellow says as she runs after whitey
  37. >What the hell is wrong with those fillies
  38.  
  39. >Finally making it to fluttersluts cottage, you knock on the door because this is a house dumbass
  40. "Hey ye, Fluttershy!" you yell at her door
  41. >After knocking a second time, even though you never knocked a first time, the door slowly creaks open
  42. >But there's nopony there.
  43. >"..."
  44. >Looking down, you see Angel
  45. >He's flipping you the one finger salute
  46. >What a surprise.
  47. "yo where dat flutterbitch at"
  48. ?He writes a note that says "she's sick go suck a dick"
  49. >Pushign your way past Angel, you barge into fluttershits home
  50. "mY LOVE, WHERE ARE YOU AT!"
  51. >"Anonononononononononoono is that yuou?"
  52. "Yes, it is me! I am here because I have set ponyvale free!"
  53. >"yOU killed them!? " flutterwhore squeeees
  54. >"We're free! We're free!" she repeats as she floats around her cottage
  55. >but then
  56.  
  57. 2/X
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  61.  
  62. >As fluttershy is flying around, She gets dizzy because that is normal for spinning
  63. >She hits a wall, and stumbles backward
  64. >Into a bookshelf, which falls fowrad
  65. >Onto her
  66. "Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit ho shit sohit ho"
  67. >Running to the bookshel;f, you lift it up
  68. >Sadly you were not fast enough, as fluttershys squashed body lay.. squashed on the floor
  69. "non oononononononnoononon"
  70. >oh shit
  71. >Just then, Angel walks into the room
  72. >He screams and runs out the door
  73. >This is not a good day
  74.  
  75.  
  76. 3/3
  77. small update
  78. pastebin.com/u/shakeit
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