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  1. >Day Transformation in Equestria, be Anon, and be chillin at Sweet Apple Acres with Big Mac, and Applejack.
  2. >The three of you sit by the fence, and kick back some cider and soda, after a long day of work. Big Mac sighs, and gets up.
  3. “Callin it a day?”
  4. >”Eeyup, Applejack, be home by nightfall.”
  5. >”Sure thing, big brother.”
  6. >With him walking away, you and Applejack make eye contact, and smile.
  7. “So, what’d ya get him for his birthday?”
  8. >Proudly, Applejack lifts her head up, and smiles, ”Same as every year, a new harness.”
  9.  “Wow, more stuff to do more back breaking work, how do you live with yourself?”
  10. >”Ah you wouldn’t know, never growin up on a farm. Keepin it in order, comes before all else.”
  11. “Well I got him something he’ll actually like.”
  12. >”And that is?”
  13. “A record player and a couple of records I know he liked.”
  14. >”Anon! Those things cost a fortune!”
  15. “Relax, I would never spend that much on his ass, I got it all used, pretty sweet deal.”
  16. >”How’d ya do that?”
  17. “Cranky Doodle died.”
  18. >”What!? When!?”
  19. “I’m kidding, I got it at a dying music shop in Canterlot.”
  20. >”Mus everythang be a joke to ya?”
  21. “Yup.”
  22. >Suddenly, a purple flash erupts before the two of you, Twilicorn in all her glorious winged form, stands before you.
  23. “We have this great new thing, its called walking. You should try it some time.”
  24. >”Sorry Anon, no time to explain, come with me, also Applejack, nice seein ya.”
  25. >Twilight lifts you into the air, and teleports you back to her library home.
  26.  
  27. >Letting you go, you land on your feet, and shake off the grogginess.
  28. “Ugh, I’m never gonna get used to that.”
  29. >Twilight walks up to you, and hands you an amulet, “Anon, hold this.”
  30. “What is it?”
  31. >”It’s a magic morphing stone, with it; I can change the one who wears it, into just about anything.”
  32. >You drop the stone, and back away.
  33. ”No god damn way.”
  34. >”Anon, it’s perfectly safe. C’mon, haven’t you ever wanted to be something else? I made Spike here into a teenage dragon, though I don’t know why he chose an older version of himself.”
  35. >You look to the side, and see a tall, slender dragon, making muscles to himself at the mirror, “Wait till Rarity gets a load of this.” He says to himself before flexing.
  36. “I think I have an idea.”
  37. >The stone comes floating back to you, and into your hands, “So what do ya say?”
  38. “I always did want to be a monster.”
  39. >Twilight retches back, clearly disturbed by the strange openness, “A monster?”
  40. “Yeah, like a fucking xenomorph or some shit. I always wanted to scare the shit out of kids. Can I scare the shit out of kids?”
  41. >”Maybe I need another test subject.”
  42. “C’mon I promise not to hurt anybody; I just wanna scare at least a few stallions.”
  43. >”I don’t know Anon, I’d rather not accidentally let loose a monster, and have to explain all that to Princess Celestia, she just gave me this stone and all.”
  44. “Hey, you called ME, remember? Besides, it will be a great opportunity for you to study another previously, nonexistent creature.”
  45. >Twilight mulls this over, and after hitting her sweet spot for science, she nods, “That would be the chance of a lifetime, who knows how many creatures you can turn into for me to study.”
  46. “Awesome, I think I’ll turn into a werewolf first, bitches love werewolves. So how does this work exactly?”
  47. >”Its simple, hold the stone, and think about what you wanna turn into. Just leave the rest to me.”
  48. “Got it.”
  49. >Closing your hand, you simply look, and wait, “Um Anon?”
  50. “Yeah?”
  51. >”You need to close your eyes, and this is very important, stay solely focused on..” Twilight goes over what you need to do, but your imagination is starting to seconds guess being a werewolf, “Do you understand?”
  52. “Yeah, yeah, stay focused, and don’t think about anything else.”
  53. >”All right, are you ready?”
  54. “Ready.”
  55. >You close your eyes, and the moment things go black, you can feel your body getting warmer, “How are you feeling?”
  56. “Shut up, I’m trying to stay focused.”
  57. >You keep that visual image of the werewolf, but then you think about Dracula, that could work. But then you tried to remember that one monster, from that one movie, he looked cool, but you never remembered his name.
  58. >”Anon stay focused! I can see all kinds of images swirling around in there!”
  59. >You go to thinking about Timber Wolves, those things looked pretty badass. All right, your set on Timber Wolf. Now you wait…..
  60. >…….
  61. >………..
  62. >…………..
  63. >……………….
  64. >…………………..
  65. >Magical energy flows all around you, but your eyes want to open. After waiting for what feels like forever, you finally feel the heat start to dissipate.
  66. >Slowly you open your eyes, and you look over at Twilight, when she notices you looking, her look goes grave, “You weren’t supposed to..”
  67. >WHAM! A sudden black force knocks you out cold, and before you know it, you are waking up in bed.
  68. >The only thing you can see, is a ceiling.
  69. >”Uhh where am I?”
  70. >This voice, it was not your own, it was soft, it was pleasant, it was the kind of voice you would hear from, as you look over your hands, you realize they are hooves now.
  71. ”Oh my god I’m a pony!”
  72. >You pull off the sheets, and see nothing there.
  73. “And I’m a mare too!”
  74.  
  75. >You lay on the bed of Twilight's holding your marehood, just trying to at least will your testicles back.
  76. >Panic sets in, but Twilight is there trying to be the voice of reason, "Its all right Anon! Just calm down! You'll turn back to normal soon!"
  77. "How long!?"
  78. >"In a few minutes, we just need the..wait, where is the stone?"
  79. "The what?"
  80. >"The stone Anon! The stone you were holding!"
  81. "I dont know, its not like I have hands anymore to hold em!"
  82. >Twilight looks around the bed, before bolting out her door. You look over your new body, and try to take it all in.
  83. >From what you can see, this body has a soft white coat, and light green mane. Aside from that, you cant see much else.
  84. >Twilight comes back in, her face is covered in sweat, "Ok, dont panic, but I cant find the stone."
  85. "What does that mean?"
  86. >"Well, it means...you wont be able to change back until I do."
  87. "Great."
  88. >Getting off the bed, you slowly walk over to Twilight, and hit her.
  89. >"Ow! What was that for?!"
  90. "Thanks for nothing, now because of you, I'm stuck being a fucking mare!"
  91. >"Its only until I find the stone, it wont take that long you ungrateful jerk!"
  92. "Whatever."
  93. >You stumble out the door, and downstairs, "Where do you think your going?"
  94. "Where else? Home, I'd rather be comfy there, then be here. And dont go tellin everyone that I'm a mare now either, or I'll ram Spike up your ass."
  95. >Walking out, you head back home.
  96.  
  97. >It took a few, but you finally reached your place. Thankfully there is never any real crime here, so you leave the place unlocked. Coming in, you head to the couch, and toss yourself on it.
  98. >Despite just waking up a few minutes ago, you quickly fall asleep again.
  99.  
  100. >The next day, you rub your eyes, and get off the couch. Breakfast is to much of a hassle, all things considered, so you head out, to buy breakfast.
  101.  
  102. >Sugar Cube Corner seems like as good a place to grab a bite, even though Pinkie can be an irritating mare at the best of times.
  103. >With your stomach set, you head over. Things are never far out of reach here, so it only took about 4 minutes to get there.
  104. >Swinging open the door, the little bell on top chimes. Pinkie naturally is the first face you see, "Gooood morning~"
  105. "Hey, can I get.."
  106. >"I know what YOU need~"
  107. "You do?"
  108. >She trots over, and wraps a hoof over you, "Why sure silly, you need, a welcome party!"
  109. "Pinkie, I don't need a welcome party, I just want some breakfast."
  110. >"Hey! Nop0ny has ever guessed my name before, how did you know?"
  111. "Uhh....We've met before."
  112. >"Are you sure? I would've remembers a mare like you, where did we meet?"
  113. "At that place...with that thing."
  114. >She gives you the third degree, as she looks deep into your eyes, as though trying to see if you are truthful.
  115. >Suddenly she backs away, and smiles, "That sounds about right, did we become good friends?"
  116. "Yeah sure, now can you take my.."
  117. >She jumps on you, and brings you into a tight bear hug, "I KNEW IT! I knew we were good friends! Now as my good friend, it's my duty to introduce you to eveyp0ny in town! Lets get going missssss?"
  118. "Ann-an"
  119. >"Miss Annon!"
  120.  
  121. >Pinkie drags you out of the shop, and instantly runs into a mare, "Hey Tiger-Lilly! Have you met my pal Annon!?"
  122. >"Umm, no, I haven't, nice to meet you."
  123. "Hey."
  124. >Without even waiting, she drags you off again, to a stallion nearby, "Hey Oak! Have you met Annon!?"
  125. >"No I haven't, nice to meet you."
  126. "Hey."
  127. >In this way, she drags you all around town, introducing you to ponies you already knew. Twilight was especially fun to meet again.
  128. >With everyone done, she drags your dying, and exhausted body to the outskirts of town.
  129. "We already met Zecora! I'm not going I there!"
  130. >"Dont be silly, I know that, but you haven't met the Apples yet."
  131. >She points to the farm, a hundred feet away, "So less uh-ohs, and lets make with the Hellos!"
  132.  
  133. >Hungry, crabby, and irritated, Pinkie brought you right to the door, and knocks with all her might. It's a miracle this mare hasn't gotten her ass kicked yet.
  134. >The door slowly opens as Applejack looks at her friend, before noticing you, "Mornin Pinkie, who's yer friend?"
  135. >"You mean who's YOUR friend, and to answer your question, this is Annon, your newest bestest best friend!"
  136. >She moves aside to present you better, and even throws confetti, and streamers around you.
  137. >But all she sees, is a grumpy, irritated, and overall ordinary looking mare, "Ah think ye..our best friend looks hungry, ya want sumthin tah snack on?"
  138. "Oh thank god, yes."
  139. >"God? Now I only know one pony who thanks that pagan thing, ah didn't know ya knew Anon."
  140. "Oh...yeah, right. Yeah, we're good friends."
  141. >"Well any friend of ol Anon, is a friend of mine, come sit a spell, we'll get ya fixed up."
  142.  
  143. >Being escorted in, she leads you to the kitchen, and sits you down, "Now just have a seat here, and I'll get ya sumthin tah eat."
  144. >While she clanks, and fiddles with the stuff, Big Mac comes walking in, notices you, and turns back around.
  145. >Pinkie catches him before he can go, "Hold on Big Mac, ya havent even said hello!"
  146. >She brings him closer to you, and presents you to one another, "Big Mac, this is Annon, she's a friend of Anon apparently." Big Mac nods with his usual strong and silent type persona, before tries to walk off again, "Leaving so soon?"
  147. >"Eeyup."
  148. >Big Mac pushes himself through, and heads out, while Applejack sets a plate in front of you, "Ol Big Mac is just rather shy with new ponies is all, let him be, he'll come around. Well, dig in."
  149. "Thanks."
  150. >Some time has passed, and you sit at the table listening to the two mares prattle on about surprisingly interesting topics. Shit you had thought was boring before, suddenly seems really interesting.
  151. >Every so often, you lap up the food on your plate that is now ice cold.
  152. "Wow, so you got all that for 15 bits?"
  153. >"Honest truth, I mean, I'm never gonna wear the dang dress, but its nice tah have options, ya know, in case I meet the right one."
  154. >So Applejack DOES want to meet a guy, thats a relief, at least she isnt as married to the farm as you had thought.
  155. >When you look at the clock, you realize how late it is.
  156. "Oh shit its late, thanks for the meal and all, but I gotta go."
  157. >You clean off your mouth, and get up, "Aint no problem sugar, thanks for comin by, twas real nice tah meet one of Anon's friends, between you and me, I didn't think he had any other friends."
  158. "....."
  159. >"I know right? He never socializes with anyp0ny."