Title:           Puff the Magic Dragon pony parody
Author:          secksybeast
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/KH1L6eRX
First Edit:      Sunday 11th of May 2014 02:11:33 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 11th of May 2014 02:11:33 PM CDT

Spike, the purple dragon lived in a tree
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Everfree,
Little Anon Raper loved that rascal Spike,
And brought him chicken wings and freezing gak and other fancy stuff. oh
 
Spike, the purple dragon lived in a tree
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Everfree,
Spike, the purple dragon lived in a tree
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Everfree,
 
Together they would travel on a ride that would not end
So Anon wrote a journal of their memories of him and his friend
The noble queer and princess would bow whenever they came,
Poster-shits are flower fags when Spike had first time came. oh!
 
 
Spike, the purple dragon lived in a tree
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Everfree,
Spike, the purple dragon lived in a tree
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Everfree,
 
 
A dragon lives forever but not so little goys
Shoehorned wings and giant blingz make way for more toys.
One gay night it happened, Anon Raper came no more
And Spike that little dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.
 
His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
"You do not know the exntent to which I feel this pain."
Without his life-long friend, Spike could not be brave,
So puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his grave. oh!
 
Spike, the purple dragon lived in a tree
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Everfree,
Spike, the purple dragon lived in a tree
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Everfree,