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Oneshot: I'm really sorry about this one

By: scrabhunter on Dec 27th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.22 KB  |  hits: 127  |  expires: Never
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  1. *Day 'why would you do that' in Equestria*
  2.  
  3. >Wake up
  4. >Morning routine: shit, shower, shave, etc
  5. >Head downstairs to grab some breakfast before you start your day
  6. >Before that, though....
  7. >You head straight for the front door, anticipating a knock
  8. >Sure enough, you open the door just as a yellow hoof is about to hit it
  9. >You're getting good at this
  10. What do you want, Fluttershy?
  11. >She blushes, and holds up a poster
  12. >'A-are Magic Eye posters your fetish?'
  13. >You stare at the picture
  14. >staaaaaaare
  15. >Aaand, you've got it
  16. >You pause, making sure you're seeing it correctly
  17. >....
  18. Fluttershy, you don't know what's on this picture, do you?
  19. >She averts your gaze
  20. >'Well, no, but I was told it was sexy...'
  21. >You facepalm mentally
  22. Magic eyes are not my fetish
  23. >She looks down sadly
  24. But... the picture sure is sexy
  25. >She perks up
  26. >'Really?  What is it?'
  27. >TrollfaceEngage
  28. I can't really explain it....
  29. But... go home and search for 'goatse' on the Ponynet
  30. >Bright eyed, she takes off for her house
  31. >You count to ten, then put your hand up to your ear
  32. >Faintly, yet clearly audible, you can hear the resulting shriek from Fluttershy's cottage
  33. Well, that made my day
  34. >Fucking Fluttershy
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  37. http://goatse.info/contrib/magiceye.jpg
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