THE QUEST TO RESTORE BOB'S HAIR.

<Hidden_Glimmer> Female Unicorn, Saddlebags filled with 8 empty vials and a map, glasses

<GreenHoof_> Can I participate? Or are there too many people?

<Cherenkov_Light> Join in. The more the merrier

<Quicksilver> Female, Unicorn, Saddlebags, small knife

<GreenHoof_> alrighty then

<Silver_Tongue> Earth, Saddlebags, Jars, Goggles, Sword

<UnifySelf> [this player has no inventory]

<Feldspar> Earth pony, pickaxe, old spear, saddlebegs, bandages

<Ikea> Male, Unicorn, Zilch

<UnifySelf> i really need to get some shit

<Able_Tome> Male Unicorn, sadlebags, cloak, 3x empty syringes, dipped darts (hallucinogenic poison)

<GreenHoof_> Male, Earth, Saddlebags.

<GreenHoof_> I really need to get a fucking knife or sword or some shit

<UnifySelf> Male, Unicorn, Saddlebags

<Silver_Tongue> well come on more adventures

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<Recon_> Male Pegasus Saddlebags spear ax food

<TradePanicky> Male Unicorn, saddlebags,

<Feldspar> oh yeah, food

<Hidden_Glimmer> Female unicorn, saddlebags with 8 epmty vials and map, glasses, sword

<Hidden_Glimmer> forgot i found one last time

<Silver_Tongue> yes me and Hidden got swords

<Silver_Tongue> so we swing the d8 instead

<GreenHoof_> Yeah that's why I'm coming on this adventure. I have zero weapons at the moment.

<Cherenkov_Light> wait, are they good quality, or just rusty?

<HearthFire> Female, Earth, Saddlebags, a couple small flasks and jars

<Silver_Tongue> lel

<UnifySelf> I do, but apparently everytime i miss one, we hit a treasure trove of cool shit

<Recon_> I have my spear so i also do D8

<Able_Tome> >using anything but magic and speciality as a unicorn

<Able_Tome> ISHYGDDI

<Silver_Tongue> I had Strong fix mine up

<Hidden_Glimmer> They are old, but still usable

<Cherenkov_Light> k

<Silver_Tongue> get all the rust and shit off

<Cherenkov_Light> Is that all then?

<Feldspar> (greenhoof you can borrow my spear)

<Recon_> Did he fix all of ours?

<Hidden_Glimmer> I havent got the chance to ask strong, thjough he said he'll upgrade mine or something

<Silver_Tongue> dunno, i asked him to

<GreenHoof_> Thank you, Feldspar! I owe you one!

<Feldspar> oh right, he fixed our weapons up

<Recon_> I assume he replaced the shaft of my spear

-*- GreenHoof_ takes Feldspar's spear "Thanks a lot I appreciate it. I'll give it right back after all this"

<Hidden_Glimmer> Alright then

<UnifySelf> >not knowing that Unicorn magic is so nerfed in SSS that it's practically unusable

<UnifySelf> shiggy diggy

<Feldspar> "Just don't lose it, Alright?

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<Able_Tome> >not rolling nat20

<GreenHoof_> "Roger that"

<Quicksilver> >magic nerf

They are old, but still usable

k

Honey Rose (Also Earth Pony no idea on equip.  Just make that up?)

 

<GMNoob> You are all gathered at Mad Stan's for lunch.  The faint smell of vomit covered with pine oil wafts over you as you finish your meals.  Above the bar is a stuffed cockatrice and on the counter is a piece of rose quarts

<TradePanicky> "Hmm I wonder why I never noticed that?"

<Silver_Tongue> "That better not be Horatio or this place burns"

<Fine_Grind> [this is d&d shit]

-*- Able_Tome scrunches his nose from the awful smell "Jesus Christ, Chernikov"

<GMNoob> "Well, that was a rough night last night," Cherenkov says as he nurses his head.  "I overheard a train worker saying they might have a cure for Bob's baldness if you guys want to help"

<Quicksilver> "ok who threw up this time?"

<Feldspar> oh shit has there been a fight?

<GMNoob> "Sorry about that, Able.  Feather makes some mean drinks"

<Silver_Tongue> "nah i wanna fight shit"

<Recon_> "Im glad i live out of town"

<UnifySelf> "Ech, why not? People tell me i need to get out more."

<Able_Tome> "We really need to make some of those barf bags."

<Silver_Tongue> "Cherenkov they're any monster dens we need to take out?"

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<UnifySelf> "I agree."

<TradePanicky> "We need a janitor."

-*- Hidden_Glimmer waits outside to avoid the smell

<Able_Tome> "We have Scruffy."

<GMNoob> "I would also appreciate it if you guys collected some dandelions for wine and some fresh herbs if you see them."

<UnifySelf> ">inb4 Scruffy."

<Able_Tome> "Where is he by the way?"

<Feldspar> brb

<Quicksilver> "you dont hve to tell me twice"

<GMNoob> "There might be Silver, considering this is the wilderness and all."

<GreenHoof_> "I'll pick some dandelions"

<Fine_Grind> "`and dandelion wine

<Recon_> "Hey i found some leeks yesterday"

<HearthFire> "So the offer of dandelions for a room still stands?"

<Fine_Grind> what is this?

<GMNoob> "If one of you has a map, I'll mark on your location where he said it should be.  It's close to the swamp south west of Bergrinde ridge."

<Able_Tome> "Dandelions for a room, huh? I bet that's going to change the moment Rain will organize those farms."

<GreenHoof_> "Get a dog, little oggie"

<Recon_> "Able what do you think of the leeks i found"

-*- Hidden_Glimmer enters the room, pulling out her map

<GMNoob> Yes, it does hearth.  What you're looking for is a flower that's purple and supposidly has white leaves."

-*- Able_Tome glances at Recon in confusion "...ugh...they are...leeky?"

<Recon_> "No they're wild onions"

<Quicksilver> "but you just said..."

<TradePanicky> *Goes outside to wait* "This smell..."

<GMNoob> Cherenkov marks on the map the general area of where it's supposed to be

<GreenHoof_> "Oh shit nice! I need to find some onions to plant"

-*- Silver_Tongue stands up and yawns, "I'm Bored!"

<Recon_> "Quick they are a species of onion"

<GoldenTouch> "we'll kill stuff soon silver"

<UnifySelf> "Then com with us, you fag."

<UnifySelf> *come

<GMNoob> Well, if you're done eating, I'm going to get some rest

-*- Able_Tome stand up "Recon, please. We know."

<GreenHoof_> "he said cum hue hue"

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<Silver_Tongue> >dat name

<Recon_> "Whatever but i think they're great"

<UnifySelf> "Hoof, i swear to god."

<HearthFire> "So, we know where to go and what to find.  Anything else you need to tell us Cherenkov?"

<TradePanicky> wow

<UnifySelf> [da fuk]

-*- Fine_Grind hearty laugh

<Silver_Tongue> "Where are we going guys?"

<GMNoob> "That's all the info I know.  Sorry, but the worker was only going off of what his grandmother told him."

<UnifySelf> "The swamp to the south to find a flower."

<Feldspar> "I'm good with anywhere"

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<Silver_Tongue> "Kay, swamp monsters ho"

<TradePanicky> "Wait we going flower picking?"

<GMNoob> "Not the swamp, specifically, but near the swamp"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Eeyup"

<Quicksilver> "my kind of mission"

<TradePanicky> "Doesn't sound to bad."

<UnifySelf> "Knowing the possabilites of monsters, I'll go with to make sure nothing bad happens. As is the job of risk prevention."

<theamazinghonestgreatbravehene> I OWN swamps i once killed like 4 hydras with my mind!

<Able_Tome> "Swapm...oh boy..."

<Silver_Tongue> "I repeat, Swamp monsters ho"

<GMNoob> It's about a day's travel from here

-*- Hidden_Glimmer puts her map back in her bagpack

<GreenHoof_> "I grew up in the swamps on Louisiana. This shit's my pelasure"

<GoldenTouch> "not at all"

<TradePanicky> "Oh"

<GreenHoof_> of*

-*- Silver_Tongue walks out "Hurry up guys!"

<Able_Tome> "Its pleasure alright, pleasure until someone's going to mis-step and dump themselves into the water."

-*- Recon_ follows

-*- GreenHoof_ walks out behind silvertongue

<HearthFire> "Wait, do we have enough food for the trip, guys?"

-*- GoldenTouch follows, "looks like we're off"

<UnifySelf> "Yeah, yeah, I'm coming."

-*- Hidden_Glimmer follows silver tongue

-*- Fine_Grind follows

-*- UnifySelf follows

-*- Able_Tome follows the group "Bah..."

<TradePanicky> *Follows suit*

-*- Ikea sighs and follows

<Feldspar> "we should, I brought some"

-*- Silver_Tongue holds his sword and hums

-*- Quicksilver follows

<GMNoob> And so you set out

<HearthFire> *follows the group "Good"

<Quicksilver> "we eat grass Hearth, we will be fine"

-*- Honey_Rose follows

-*- Able_Tome walks near Quicksilver "A good opportunity to explore swamp-based flora there."

<GMNoob> !roll d20

-*- Silver_Tongue continues " anybody know any good songs?"

<GameServ> 8 == 8

-*- GreenHoof_ randomly mumbles "muh freedums"

<Quicksilver> "indeed, though we should be alert for more toxic plants"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "No songs Again, please"

<Silver_Tongue> "True"

<GMNoob> You cross the fields outside of town without incident, the warm light of the afternoon sun on your backs

<Cpt_High_Tide> (I return to do some lurking)

-*- Silver_Tongue motions Feldspar "Hey Feld come up here"

<Able_Tome> "Ahm not a problem, Quick. The more toxic it is, the more useful t becomes in such dangerous environment"

<Feldspar> ""What is it, Silver?"

<Silver_Tongue> "Wanted to talk"

<Silver_Tongue> "Figured we could do it now"

-*- Recon_ hums Sundowners theme

<Feldspar> Sure! What about?"

<Silver_Tongue> "Anything really, you pick"

-*- GoldenTouch picks up on the tune and hums along

<GMNoob> You see a hawk fly overhead as you get closer to the woods

<Feldspar> (Sundowners theme hue)

<Fine_Grind> "fuck that hawk"

-*- Quicksilver looks at the circling hawk

<Silver_Tongue> "Birdy, birdy birdy birdy"

<UnifySelf> "Alright then. I'll scout ahead to make sure that nothing could get the jump on us."

<Feldspar> "Nah, I'm no good at choosing. You chose"

<Recon_> ((I gotta go for a few minnutes be back soon

-*- Hidden_Glimmer keeps a look on the forest while everybody is talking

<TradePanicky> "I wonder what flower we need to find?"

<UnifySelf> !roll 1d20 for investigation

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Able_Tome> (ho boy, its happening)

<GreenHoof_> damnnn

<UnifySelf> [thank you, based dice god]

<Quicksilver> "I wonder if Equestria's hawks are like ours

<GreenHoof_> "I could try chucking a spear at it"

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Shouldn't the GM do those dicerolls?)

<Able_Tome> "We can shoot it down and dissect it"

<GreenHoof_> inb4 spear chucker

<Silver_Tongue> "Fine, what are your hobbies Feld?"

<GMNoob> You see a mole burrow out of the ground ahead of the party.  It's up on its hind legs and seems to be feeling the air out

<GMNoob> Just then, it turns towards the direction of the party and starts running!

<Able_Tome> "You know, to prove of discard that theory of yours, Quick."

<Feldspar> "Hey Silver, Were you serious when you were flirting earlier?"

<Quicksilver> "able!, a live subject is a lot more useful"

-*- Able_Tome quietly snickers at Feldspar's question

<Fine_Grind> "how you gonna get it alive?

<UnifySelf> "OHGODWAT!"

<GreenHoof_> wut

<Ikea> that's not good....

<Quicksilver> "you should know this, we cant observe behavior if the specimen is dead"

<TradePanicky> "GHAAAA"

<Fine_Grind> attack mole

<Silver_Tongue> "With you about 'getting to know each other better?"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "oh, look at that cute little critter"

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<GoldenTouch> "Awww look at the mole"

<Feldspar> "Yeah. I'd like to"

<GMNoob> The mole is charging towards quicksilver!

<Silver_Tongue> "Heh really? umm okay then"

<UnifySelf> "Fuck, that surprised me."

<GMNoob> Everyone roll for init

<Quicksilver> "aww its so cute"

<Silver_Tongue> "Oh look a mole"

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<Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Fine_Grind> !roll d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Feldspar> !roll d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<UnifySelf> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Honey_Rose> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<UnifySelf> [dat nat20]

<TradePanicky> !roll d20

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Hidden_Glimmer> (It's just initative)

<Honey_Rose> tfw wasted 20

<GreenHoof_> !roll d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

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<Feldspar> "We can do that later though. Action Time!"

<Fine_Grind> [i got the 5 hidden]

<Able_Tome> (>initiative; >mole)

<GreenHoof_> "Jesus christ silvertongue you horny bastard lol"

<Hidden_Glimmer> (i know, you rolled after my roll came)

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<Fine_Grind> [just making sure]

<Feldspar> (honey got 20. Damn)

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Appreciate it, though)

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<Honey_Rose> (Why a 20 on init, why)

<GMNoob> I don't see your equip, honey

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<Hidden_Glimmer> Recon, roll initative

<GMNoob> what's your race and equip

<Silver_Tongue> Honey joined late

<Recon_> !roll d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Able_Tome> "Time to capture a live one, people."

<Able_Tome> (hue)

<Recon_> !roll d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Honey_Rose> (Oh god am I a cheater)

<HearthFire> Sorry, internet cut out, what did I miss?

<Recon_> ?

<Hidden_Glimmer> No rerol, recon

<Honey_Rose> (Also Earth Pony no idea on equip.  Just make that up?)

<GoldenTouch> (kill the cheater!!!)

<Recon_> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Quicksilver> recon pls

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Recon, stop rolling)

<Fine_Grind> srs recon?

<Quicksilver> pls no

<Feldspar> (can we do nonlethal damage with hooves?)

<GreenHoof_> "IT'S HAPPENING"

<GMNoob> allright, honey what do you do?

-*- Able_Tome smacks Recon's head "Lay down on it, son"

<Recon_> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Honey_Rose> Miner Mare

<iris310353> I cant even roll..

<GoldenTouch> (hue)

<GMNoob> Recon, only roll when asked, please

<Recon_> ((Sorry page lagged))

<Fine_Grind> [its time to stop rolling

<Able_Tome> (so Honey goes first)

<HearthFire> Should I roll for initiative, my internet cut out for a minute.

<GMNoob> No, what do you decide to do about the mole?

<Recon_> ((What are we fighting))

<GMNoob> (A mole)

<Feldspar> "How do we capture it live?

<GreenHoof_> (a damn mole)

<Able_Tome> "Capture a live one?"

<Honey_Rose> Capture it for the futherance of the horde

<Honey_Rose> err

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Just wait and watch wat he'll do)

<GMNoob> Roll d20

<Honey_Rose> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Able_Tome> "Crud...I forgot to bring a sedative brew..."

<iris310353> Kill it! Kill it now!!

<Hidden_Glimmer> "I can try and paralyze it, Able"

<Silver_Tongue> "Um beat it softly?"

<GMNoob> You manage to pin it down

<GoldenTouch> "or befriend it"

<Honey_Rose> "I got it!"

<Feldspar> "We could always knock it out

<GreenHoof_> "What good would a captured mole do us, anyway?"

<TradePanicky> "ew ew ew"

<GMNoob> Golden, you're next

<Quicksilver> "research"

<Honey_Rose> "Oh god it's so naked"

<Recon_> "I bet ale will dissect it"

<Recon_> Able*

<Honey_Rose> "It's molehood is poking my chest help someone"

-*- Able_Tome looks at Hidden inquisitively "Paralyze with...?"

<GMNoob> Golden?

<Recon_> "What the fuck"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Magic"

<GoldenTouch> sorry

<Able_Tome> "Only if it expires, Recon"

<Hidden_Glimmer> *snort* +snort*

<GreenHoof_> "ew"

<iris310353> Just asking, why am i irisis or something now?

<GMNoob> The mole is pinned by Honey.  what do you do?

<Able_Tome> "Paralysis magic...really?"

<GreenHoof_> "I do believe the mole is aroused"

<GoldenTouch> !roll d20 to get the mole from under rose and try to befriend it

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Recon_> "Let me stab and skin it"

<Able_Tome> (>mole's face when whatthefuckisgoingon.jpg)

<Feldspar> "Hey, She materialized a ghost. Why not?"

<GMNoob> It chitters angerly at you

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Hey, i managed to materialize a ghost, so this should be a iece of cake2

<GMNoob> Your turn, Hidden

<Able_Tome> "Bravo. It's pissed"

<Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20 for paralyze spell

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Silver_Tongue> "Kill it an move on"

<GoldenTouch> "Maybe because someone jumped on it"

<Recon_> "I need more animal skins"

-*- Honey_Rose brushes off her chest "That was the worst idea I've had in a week"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Damnit, it didn'T work"

<GMNoob> Roll 1d4 hidden

<Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<GMNoob> Your magick fizzles and you get a sharp pain in your head.  Youcan't use magic for 2 turns

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Me and my luck"

<GMNoob> Greenhoof, you're up

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<GreenHoof_> !roll d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<GreenHoof_> LOL

<UnifySelf> [for what?]

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Wow)

<Recon_> (Hue)

<Able_Tome> (lost a nat20)

<GMNoob> Please state what you're doing, green

<Able_Tome> (well shit)

<Silver_Tongue> >Molerape engaged

<UnifySelf> [green, it's action then roll]

<GreenHoof_> oh

<GreenHoof_> should I roll again?

<GMNoob> What are you trying to do?

<GreenHoof_> knock out the mole i guess

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Green stands there, glaring at the mole)

<GMNoob> Allright, roll 1d4

<GreenHoof_> !roll 1d4 to knock out mole

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<UnifySelf> [those nat highs]

<GMNoob> You stomp the mole with your hooves, leaving a bloody mess

-*- Able_Tome "Whoa whoa whoa, easy there, Green Hoof"

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<Hidden_Glimmer> "There goes your sample"

-*- Silver_Tongue gets right in the moles face "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!"

<GMNoob> There is nothing left of the body

<UnifySelf> "Fuck dude. I think you killed it"

<TradePanicky> "thank you"

<GreenHoof_> "FUCK!"

<Recon_> "What the fuck bro"

<Able_Tome> "You don't say, Unify..."

<Quicksilver> "What the hell man"

<Recon_> "I wanted its skin"

<GreenHoof_> "I didn't mean to!"

<HearthFire> "Well, that was a bit uncalled for."

<Silver_Tongue> "Able you want samples?"

<Able_Tome> "I...guess?"

<Honey_Rose> "I can't say I'll miss it"

<Feldspar> "You could get blood samples"

-*- Quicksilver sighs and rolls her eyes

<TradePanicky> "I would of"

<GMNoob> Roll d20, Able

<GreenHoof_> "My bad... What about taking bloody pulp for sample?"

-*- Able_Tome looks at the bloody corpse

-*- Silver_Tongue akwardly slides the bloody mess into a jar

-*- Hidden_Glimmer laughes her ass of

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Feldspar> brb

<GoldenTouch> "Green its ok"

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Honey_Rose> (aaaaahahahaha)

<Ikea> [this'll be good. . . ]

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<UnifySelf> [lel]

<GreenHoof_> (holy shit)

<Recon_> (Dicks)

<GMNoob> The only thing that you mage to get out of the mole are a few pieces of teeth and tufts of fur

<UnifySelf> [all this because of the powers of kek]

<GreenHoof_> "TALK SHIT GET HIT, MOLE!"

<Honey_Rose> (topkek)

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<Silver_Tongue> "Yay more teeht"

<Able_Tome> "Bravo, Hoof...that entire mole was reduced to a f0ckin pulp..."

-*- Silver_Tongue starts walking forward again, hoof wrapped around Feldspar

<Recon_> "I already have teeth on my hat"

<GreenHoof_> "I guess I'm still getting used to hooves and mud pone strength. I didn't mean to crush it."

<Fine_Grind> nasty ass hiping

<Fine_Grind> shiping

<GMNoob> (let me know when you're ready to go)

<GreenHoof_> "Get a room"

<UnifySelf> "Well, I see no reason to hang around. Let's go."

-*- Able_Tome shakes his head in disbelieve "Oh well, we better get going..."

<HearthFire> "Not much left here, better keep moving"  *Continues walking

<Silver_Tongue> (I'm gone GM)

<Recon_> "Go fuck in those bushes"

<GMNoob> And so you head into the forest

<GMNoob> (K. later)

<Silver_Tongue> "Later Recon"

-*- Quicksilver walks up to Able "maybe this was a bad idea coming with this group, they could destroy all our specimens"

<Silver_Tongue> (No i mean i left the party and moved on)

<Recon_> "Im tolking to geen and silver

-*- Able_Tome looks at Quicksilver "I'm more worried about them killing themselves"

<Silver_Tongue> "We can go screw in the bushes later Recon, you game?"

-*- Hidden_Glimmer starts to wistle

<GMNoob> As you head deeper, the sun begins to descend and the sky turns an orangish red

<Recon_> "Time for a fire

-*- Silver_Tongue starts humming Monsoon's theme

<Quicksilver> "how lovely"

<GreenHoof_> "Holy shit Silver Tongue y u so horny"

<TradePanicky> "Its starting to get dark."

<Honey_Rose> "Really?  A fire already?"

<UnifySelf> "Looks like it's about time to make camp."

<Honey_Rose> "Wimps"

<Recon_> "Orange sky and no fire?"

<HearthFire> "Who's got the map, how much further do you think it is?"

<UnifySelf> "Honey, are you sure you want to be caught out here at night?"

<Recon_> Seriosly are we gonna wait till midnight?"

<GreenHoof_> "IT'S HAPPENING!"

<Feldspar> "I'm back. What'd I miss?"

<Silver_Tongue> "Not much"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "I guess we're halfway there"

<GMNoob> (Green crushed a mole)

<GoldenTouch> "Green stomped a mole to death"

<Honey_Rose> "Well I dunno, if we stay out at dark maybe that Greenhoof guy will get eaten"

-*- Able_Tome breethes the swamp's air deeply  "A camp in the middle of a swamp..."

<Silver_Tongue> "Green reduced the mole to a fine paste"

<Feldspar> (naw i saw that)

<GoldenTouch> (then nothing)

<Able_Tome> "We're asking for it..."

<Silver_Tongue> "Feld you wanna take watch with me agin?"

<Feldspar> "At least ther's a sample still"

<TradePanicky> "Silver is flirting with others"

<Feldspar> "Sure Silver"

<GoldenTouch> "when is he not"

<UnifySelf> "Why would you want that?"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "If anyone asks, i'll take the first watch as usual"

<GreenHoof_> "Silver's trying to get his dick wet"

<Able_Tome> "Silver, god damnit"

<Ikea> Could be worse, Able. Could be in the middle of ruins in the swamp

<Recon_> "I'll be up keeping a fire

<Fine_Grind> ill take a shift of watch

<GoldenTouch> "ill also take the first watch"

<GMNoob> (who takes second?)

<Recon_> "ill be up all night"

<Silver_Tongue> "We don't need 4 watch men, three is fine"

<Able_Tome> "Hmm...I remember Lucy saying that Will-o-Wisps inhabited swamps too..."

<Fine_Grind> i will gm

<Able_Tome> "Going to be a funny night if one of those shows up."

<Feldspar> "Do you ever sleep Recon?"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "So me and Golden will take the first watch"

<Recon_> "Only when im not on the frontier"

<HearthFire> "You sure recon, I can take over the fire for a while if you want."

<Feldspar> "Fair enough"

<Able_Tome> "I'll take the second."

<Able_Tome> "Don't need much sleep anyways..."

<Honey_Rose> "I could take second watch with you if you like"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Not like you have much of a choice about that"

<Recon_> "I dont really trust this new land"

<Fine_Grind> im already taking it

-*- Silver_Tongue continues to hum Monsoons theme

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<Recon_> "I also can go on for a few days without sleep"

-*- Able_Tome looks at Honey "Eh, a bit of company never hurts?"

<Fine_Grind> "but ill take third"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "ok recon. . . ."

<GMNoob> And so the ponies not on watch drift off to sleep

<GoldenTouch> "so edgy recon"

<HearthFire> "Suit yourself hun"

<Feldspar> "You have a point. We've seem some crazy stuff here"

-*- Recon_ goes to get some wood

<Silver_Tongue> "SO feld, YOur hobbies? i missed them before"

<Fine_Grind> "and you too are fucking gross"

<TradePanicky> "I'll take whatever shift"

-*- Fine_Grind sleeping

-*- Recon_ comes back and starts the fire

<Feldspar> *Whistles Sam's theme

-*- Able_Tome scratches head

<Hidden_Glimmer> "So golden, are you ready?"

<Silver_Tongue> "Feldspar"

<GMNoob> Those sleeping, roll d20

<Recon_> 'Ahh the glory of being a /out/doorsman

<Feldspar> "Yes?"

<UnifySelf> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Fine_Grind> !roll d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<GoldenTouch> "Sure i am"

<Silver_Tongue> "What were your hobbies?"

<TradePanicky> !roll d20

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<HearthFire> !roll d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Able_Tome> (all except first watch?)

<GreenHoof_> !roll d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<GMNoob> (yes)

<Recon_> "Silver who you talkin too?"

<Feldspar> "Reading And Kickboxing Not that I can do that Anymore. Adventures are quickly becoming another"

<Honey_Rose> !roll d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<GreenHoof_> "I believe he's talking to feld"

<GoldenTouch> "another mare he's trying to fuck"

<Honey_Rose> (>tfw 20 again)

<Recon_> "Hah good one"

<Feldspar> (Gods love you)

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Yeah, i don't really care about those guys"

<Feldspar> (do I roll?)

<GMNoob> [nat 20's fuck it.]

<GMNoob> [nah]

<Silver_Tongue> "Really? kickboxing?"

-*- Recon_ retrieves sticks from the surrounding area to fuel the fire

-*- Able_Tome shuffles around while trying to find a comfortable position

-*- Silver_Tongue starts to sing

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<Honey_Rose> (I don't get it what was that roll for)

<Feldspar> "Yeah. I was into Taekwondo back home. Got a black belt. We practiced a modified version, so kickboxing was a part."

-*- Recon_ ues's his wings to fan the fire

<GMNoob> Honey, you have a dream of a couple ponies covered in moss and vines.  They say to you, "Help us please." and hand you a piece of candy.  Do you take it?

<Quicksilver> (fuckng internet)

<Able_Tome> "Oh for fuck's sake..."

<Silver_Tongue> "Damn, you probably got a hell of a kick"

<Honey_Rose> Yes, I take the candy

-*- GoldenTouch looks at silver "go to sleep"

<GMNoob> allright

<Honey_Rose> Candy is fucking great

-*- Fine_Grind falling asleep irl

<Feldspar> "Yep. I do. "

<Silver_Tongue> "I'm on watch Golden"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Me and golden are on watch"

<GMNoob> The dream dissappets and you have wonderful dreams for the rest of the nihgt

<GoldenTouch> "me and hidden are"

<Recon_> "Im just keeping the fire alive

<GoldenTouch> well then

<Silver_Tongue> "Gotta see that in action someay"

<GMNoob> First watch and recon, roll d20

<Silver_Tongue> "No, i claimed first watch"

-*- Recon_ eats some of his food

<Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

-*- Honey_Rose is afk for a few minutes

-*- Able_Tome rolls in his cloak on the ground

<Honey_Rose> sorry, brb

<GMNoob> Nothing eventful happens the first watch

<Feldspar> !roll d20

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<GoldenTouch> >gotobedsilver

<Silver_Tongue> >no

-*- Recon_ throws some wood into the fire

<GoldenTouch> >ok then

<Able_Tome> "Silver, don't make me use that dart..."

<Silver_Tongue> "What am i doing?"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Wish i had some of that haluzinogen iwanted to make with able right now.,,"

<Feldspar> "Silver, we probably should. We can do watch tomorrow"

<TradePanicky> *snores*

<GMNoob> It is time for the second watch

<Silver_Tongue> "Fine lets hit the hay i guess"

<Recon_> "Wake up able"

-*- Hidden_Glimmer lays down next to the fire

<GoldenTouch> "Well that was easy hidden"

<GreenHoof_> (Do I need to be on second watch?)

<GMNoob> [supposidly fine and able]

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Yeah, it usually is"

-*- Silver_Tongue goes into his tent and snores obnoxiously loudly

-*- GoldenTouch lays down near hidden

<Feldspar> ""Night eveybody"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "So, you're new to town i heard?"

-*- Recon_ keks able awake

<Fine_Grind> "im up"

-*- Able_Tome crawls clowser to the fire, still wrapped up in the cloak that forms a roll around him

<UnifySelf> [>keks]

<GMNoob> Allright, second watch and recon roll d20

<GoldenTouch> "Yep"

<Recon_> (Hue)

-*- Quicksilver shifts and moves in her sleep

<Fine_Grind> !roll d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

-*- Silver_Tongue is progressively getting louder per snore

<GreenHoof_> "I'm not really tired if anyone wants me on watch"

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Do you like it here?"

<Fine_Grind> well shit

<Recon_> !roll d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<GMNoob> Recon drifts off to sleep

<Recon_> (oh shit)

<Quicksilver> (topkek)

<GreenHoof_> "Shit I'll take his place."

<GoldenTouch> "Its nice, i mean, i finally have these babys"  *moves wings*

-*- Silver_Tongue gets out o f bed, goes over to golden and makes the most obnoxius noises he can

-*- Able_Tome looks at Recon's snoozing body "And here I thought that he said that..."

<Able_Tome> "Never mind..."

<GMNoob> Fine, you see what appears to be a deer watching you in the distance.  It has a plaster mask and a cloak made of leaves

-*- GoldenTouch kicks silver

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Yeah, good luck using them. Nobody really can fly or precisely cast magic."

<GoldenTouch> "my bad"

<TradePanicky> *rolls in sleep*

-*- Recon_ is a light sleeper

<Silver_Tongue> "Fuck you Gold"

-*- GoldenTouch ignores silver

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Even i have a hard time sometimes"

<Fine_Grind> "thats no fuckin deer"

<Silver_Tongue> "I ain't tired i'm staying up"

<GoldenTouch> "ill learn to use them someday"

<Able_Tome> "Huh?"

<Fine_Grind> "Able?!?"

-*- Recon_ wakes up

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<GreenHoof_> "What the fuck is that?"

<Able_Tome> "What's up, Grind?"

<GMNoob> (no you're still asleep recon)

<Fine_Grind> ?me points

-*- Recon_ rubs his eyes "What are you guys rambling about"

-*- Fine_Grind points

<Hidden_Glimmer> "What's going on?"

<Silver_Tongue> "Whats up gys?"

-*- Able_Tome looks into distance trying to examine the deer

<Fine_Grind> "Look and shut it"

-*- Silver_Tongue looks closely at it

<Recon_> (Fuck you based GM i wake up when someone walks by mmy door)

-*- GoldenTouch looks up trying not to disturb others

-*- Quicksilver opens one eye

<Able_Tome> "Um, a deer?"

<Recon_> (Can i roll to wake up)

-*- Silver_Tongue walks over and kicks gold in revenge"

<GreenHoof_> "That's no damn deer"

<GMNoob> (not yet)

<Silver_Tongue> "D-bag"

<Fine_Grind> ?me walks to it

-*- Fine_Grind walks to it

<Hidden_Glimmer> "I have a bad feeling, golden"

<Fine_Grind> "Follow"

<Honey_Rose> (back)

<Able_Tome> "Careful, Grind"

<GoldenTouch> "So do I"

-*- Recon_ mutters something about swamp creatures

-*- GreenHoof_ gets out spear, has a bad feeling

-*- Able_Tome cautiously follows Fine Grind

<Recon_> in his sleep*

<GMNoob> Just then it laughs ominously and disappears!

-*- Silver_Tongue follows Able

-*- Hidden_Glimmer slowly pulls out her sword

<Silver_Tongue> "Oh shit"

-*- Quicksilver watches from a distance

<Honey_Rose> (Where are we at?)

-*- Silver_Tongue pulls his sword

<TradePanicky> *wakes up* "What's with all the noise?"

<GMNoob> !roll 2d20

<GameServ> 19, 8 == 27

<GreenHoof_> "Okay that was fucking creepy"

<Fine_Grind> "GODDAMNIT YOU FUCKIN TEASE"

<Recon_> (Can i wake now?)

<Feldspar> (wake the group)

-*- GoldenTouch laughs "I derevered that silver"

-*- Fine_Grind yells in to the night

-*- Silver_Tongue yells to to harmonize

<GoldenTouch> >deserved

<GMNoob> two skeletal ponies  burst forth from behind Grind and attacks him!

-*- Fine_Grind yells a primal scream

-*- Able_Tome twitches "What's going on?"

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Feldspar> "Why's everybody yelling?"

<GreenHoof_> "AMBUSH!"

<GMNoob> They both miss

<Silver_Tongue> "Skele Ponies!"

-*- GoldenTouch gets up and pulls out his trusty stick

<Recon_> (CAN I WAKE UP NOW)

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Watch out everypony!"

<GMNoob> (Next round)

-*- Able_Tome assumes defensive stance

-*- Fine_Grind pulls THE BOARD WITH A NAIL IN IT

-*- Quicksilver jumps up and draws her knife "oh shit"

<GMNoob> Allright, those that followed fine, roll for init

-*- Silver_Tongue gets ready to attack

<Fine_Grind> !roll d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Recon_> fcking balls i have to go for a few mins

<GMNoob> The rest of you start to wake up from the commotion

<GoldenTouch> !roll d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Feldspar> !roll d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<TradePanicky> !roll d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Hidden_Glimmer> (i was awake, should i roll to?)

<UnifySelf> "What the hell is...OHHOLYFUCKWHATTHEHELL!?"

<Silver_Tongue> >fuck my lifee

<GreenHoof_> !roll d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<GoldenTouch> (roll)

<GMNoob> ....

<Able_Tome> (my turn I guess)

<GMNoob> (fine, roll to)

<Fine_Grind> "was no one sleeping?"

<Able_Tome> (and wtf is entire camp doing there, hue)

<Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<UnifySelf> [those that were sleeping woke up, but aren't part of this round]

<GMNoob> Able you're up

<GreenHoof_> (GM, you might want to establish the situation)

-*- Hidden_Glimmer quickly catches up with the rest of the group

-*- GoldenTouch follows

<GMNoob> [I'll do better next time]

<HearthFire> "What in the world is all the commotion about?"

<Honey_Rose> oh fuck I didn't roll

-*- Able_Tome tries to cast a magic missle on one of the skeletons

<Honey_Rose> !roll d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Feldspar> "Skeletons!"

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Able_Tome> (fug)

<GreenHoof_> (naw its cool but what the fuck is happening?)

<UnifySelf> [top lel]

<GMNoob> You wince in pain and aren't able to use your magic for 3 rounds

<Honey_Rose> (It's ok able I'll abandon you just like I did for second watch)

<GMNoob> Trade's up next

<GreenHoof_> (are we in combat with the skele pones?)

<Honey_Rose> (Greenhoof just bash their brains in like a faggot again)

<TradePanicky> !roll d20 kicking the bones

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Able_Tome> (shiggie diggie, Rose)

<GMNoob> roll d4 trade

<UnifySelf> [TOPKEK]

<TradePanicky> !roll d4

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Silver_Tongue> lel

<Hidden_Glimmer> (hue)

<Able_Tome> (minus one Mr. B...oh fuck)

<UnifySelf> [lel]

<GMNoob> You damage one of the skeletons, knocking off its head

<GMNoob> It stumbles around

<GMNoob> but still stands

<GMNoob> Feld, roll

<TradePanicky> "Heh heh take that."

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<GreenHoof_> "Die, you faggot skeleton, die!"

<Feldspar> !roll d20 to swing pickaxe

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<GMNoob> roll d4

<GMNoob> *d6

<Feldspar> !roll d6

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Like two skeletons could stop a group of +10 ponies)

<UnifySelf> [kek]

<Able_Tome> (dead)

<GMNoob> You crush the other one as it falls apart

<Quicksilver> (exactly why we need to limit group sixe in future)

<Able_Tome> (^)\

<GMNoob> Golden, your turn

<Hidden_Glimmer> (^this)

<Able_Tome> (what Quicksilver said)

<GMNoob> (chaos)

<Quicksilver> (6 at the most)

<Honey_Rose> (So multiple groups of 6?)

<GoldenTouch> !roll d20 to smash with stick

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Honey_Rose> (Like, more than 1 gm)

<GMNoob> [something like it]

<Hidden_Glimmer> (If cheren does a good job today, maybe)

<UnifySelf> [all of my ^this to Quicksilver's post]

<Silver_Tongue> no 8's fine

<GMNoob> ROll d4 golden

<GoldenTouch> !roll d4

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Silver_Tongue> hah!

<Hidden_Glimmer> (ouch)

<Silver_Tongue> karma!

<UnifySelf> [is kill]

<GMNoob> Your swing wildely, hitting yourself on the side for 4 damage

<Honey_Rose> "YEAH YOU GO GI- oh fuck"

<Able_Tome> (sides - maimed)

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Whoa, easy there, buddy!"

<Fine_Grind> this kills the golden

<GMNoob> Green hoof you're up

<GoldenTouch> "My sides!"

<Able_Tome> "Don't destory those sides of yours, Rosy"

<Honey_Rose> "what?"

<Silver_Tongue> Green roll

<Honey_Rose> green pls

<GreenHoof_> !roll d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<GreenHoof_> wow

<Hidden_Glimmer> (NATURALY)

<Honey_Rose> top kek

<Quicksilver> (lel)

<Silver_Tongue> lel

<UnifySelf> the toppest of keks

<GreenHoof_> (FUCKING HELL HOLY SHIT ASS CUNT)

<GMNoob> Roll d4 green and please say what you're going to do before you roll

<GreenHoof_> oh yeah.

<Able_Tome> (Unify, where's that wife of yours. That kek is streaming hard without her.)

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<GreenHoof_> !roll d4 to buck skeleton's head in

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Hidden_Glimmer> (self damage, green)

<Recon_> (Back0

<GMNoob> You trip and fall past the skeleton, eating dirt for 3 damage

<Able_Tome> >6hp

<Quicksilver> (oh no)

<GreenHoof_> (holy shit I'm incompetent)

<GreenHoof_> great

<GMNoob> Quick's turn

<Recon_> !roll d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<UnifySelf> [EVEN SHE CAN'T STOP THE KEK]

<GMNoob> only roll when told, recon

<Honey_Rose> (Recon why)

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Recon, i swear to god...)

<Honey_Rose> (You stole the only good roll)

<Quicksilver> !roll d20 to go for the legs with her knife

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Able_Tome> (She'll stuff that kek in yer asshole, bud.)

<Able_Tome> (That might stop it)

<GMNoob> You hit the leg of the headless skeleton but it still stands

<UnifySelf> [top kek m8]

<GMNoob> Your turn Fine

<Quicksilver> (do i roll damage?)

<GMNoob> [anything will finish it this time]

<Fine_Grind> !roll d20 to bash with board

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Recon_> (>Not my turn)

<Recon_> (where is lucy)

<Hidden_Glimmer> (what the hell)

<GMNoob> Roll d4 Fine

<UnifySelf> [lel....kek]

<Able_Tome> "Oh for Pete's sake people...these are just bones!"

<GreenHoof_> (fucking dice gods)

<Feldspar> (are 19 and 20 crits?)

<UnifySelf> "HOW THE FUCK ARE WE LOSING TO SKELETONS!?"

<GMNoob> [a headless one at that]

<Silver_Tongue> gods have forsaken us

<Able_Tome> (20 is a crit)

<TradePanicky> Not me

<UnifySelf> [you guys don't belive in the kek. that's why we're losing]

<GMNoob> Fine, roll please

<Honey_Rose> "Of course we get the ponies that don't have osteoporosis"

<Hidden_Glimmer> (fine, roll 1d4)

<Feldspar> (aight)

<Quicksilver> (d6 for the board)

<Hidden_Glimmer> (We're waiting...)

<Recon_> (Do i roll)

<GMNoob> [I was trying to be nice]

<Silver_Tongue> kek

-*- Able_Tome sighs "Rotten bones? No osteoporosis?..."

<Silver_Tongue> Stop it recon

<Hidden_Glimmer> (No)

<GMNoob> !roll d6

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<GreenHoof_> (all of my lel)

<GMNoob> Fine swings and the nailboard strikes his side for 2 damage

<UnifySelf> [all this side loss]

<Honey_Rose> (My jeff sieds)

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Are ya'll serious?"

<GMNoob> Silver's up

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20 to finsh this

<GameServ> 20 == 20

-*- Able_Tome can't belive the shit that is unveiling before him "..."

<Honey_Rose> (about fukkin tiem)

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Honey_Rose> (Why would you roll twice)

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<Silver_Tongue> woot

<UnifySelf> [lel that lag

<GMNoob> The skeleton crumbles into dust beneath Silver's atack

<Silver_Tongue> because i didn't see the first one

<UnifySelf> [also kek on the 20 m8]

<Hidden_Glimmer> (We aren'T doing half things here)

<Able_Tome> "Finally"

<Silver_Tongue> "Thats how it's fucking done"

<Recon_> "Able you better gather that dust"

<UnifySelf> [DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BELIEVE IN THE KEK!?]

<Honey_Rose> Wait isn't there another one

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Impressive, silver"

<Feldspar> "Great Job Silver!"

<Silver_Tongue> "Jesus you guys are awful at combat"

<GMNoob> [was doing skeletons resit bladed attacks, that's why I didn't ask for roll with the knife]

<GreenHoof_> (PRAISE THE KEK)

<Silver_Tongue> "Thanks Feld, you did pretty good"

<TradePanicky> "What about the head?"

<GoldenTouch> "I guess i owe you an apology for kicking you silver"

-*- Able_Tome glares at Recon "What am I, a janitor or something?"

<Hidden_Glimmer> (>>>/s4s/ plz go)

<Silver_Tongue> "It's Fine Gold, i was being an ass"

<GoldenTouch> (Kek is love, kek is life)

<UnifySelf> [search for loot maybe]

<TradePanicky> "What about the head?"

<GMNoob> The rest of you reach the party, looking over the bones

<Hidden_Glimmer> (No, we killed the two)=

<Quicksilver> (ah right)

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<Recon_> "Your always gathering samples so i thought you better get that magical haunted bones"

<GreenHoof_> (check yourself before you kek yourself)

-*- Able_Tome shouts to Quick "You're awake back there?"

<Honey_Rose> "Guys we should gather the bones for glue"

<Honey_Rose> "Just saying"

<Feldspar> *Searches for the loot on the skeleton i destroyed

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<HearthFire> "Oh my, what happened here?"

<Honey_Rose> "Glue guys"

<Able_Tome> "Need some crumbled necromantic bone tissue?"

<Ikea> ... guess they were boned the moment they saw us...

<GMNoob> The bones of the remaining skeleton are in tact, none of them broken

<Hidden_Glimmer> "We punched ourselves in the sides, that's what"

<Fine_Grind> [god what happened]

-*- Silver_Tongue kises my sword

<Quicksilver> "im here yes"

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<GreenHoof_> "How the fuck do living skeleton ponies even exist?"

<UnifySelf> [kek came and saved us]

<Quicksilver> "and you are the alchemist not me

<Silver_Tongue> "I'm calling you Bone-Eater"

<Feldspar> "Skeletons. I don't even know"

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<GMNoob> There is some of the dust of the other, blowing away in the breeze

<Recon_> "Because SCP isnt here to stop them"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Magic"

<TradePanicky> "I'm keeping the head"

<Silver_Tongue> ^^

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Have you forgoten where we are?"

<Silver_Tongue> ^

<Able_Tome> "Hmm...eh, I'll take a pinch."

<Feldspar> (did I find anything of use on the skeleton?)

<GMNoob> (You found bones)

<GoldenTouch> (I ate the bones)

<Honey_Rose> (fuk u)

<UnifySelf> "So what can we do with these?"

<Honey_Rose> "Glue"

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GreenHoof_> "Ain't that a kick in the head"

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Feldspar> *Keeps skull as a trophy

<GMNoob> Looking closer, Feld finds six bits

<Feldspar> (hue)

<Feldspar> "Cool! Money!"

<Recon_> "Able you gonna study those magical skeleton bones?"

-*- Honey_Rose takes the pelvic bone for the glue because no one else can see the importance of glue

<Feldspar> "Yeah. If you need the skull, It's yours"

<Silver_Tongue> "Nice find Feld"

<TradePanicky> "I'm keeping the head I kicked"

-*- Able_Tome tries to take a pinch of bone dust "Just a little bit"

-*- Hidden_Glimmer walks back to the fire

-*- Recon_ throws another log onto the fires

<Recon_> fire*

<GMNoob> The rest of the night is uneventful and the rays of the sun wake everyone up after sleeping.  Roll 1d6 for those that took damage to heal

-*- Hidden_Glimmer yawns "Let's go back to sleep"

<Able_Tome> "Might do, Recon. A bit later though."

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<Feldspar> ""Yeah. Thanks!"

<Silver_Tongue> "Shall we head back Feld?"

<GreenHoof_> !roll 1d6 to heal

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Feldspar> "Where?"

<Feldspar> !roll d6

<GameServ> 1 == 1

-*- Silver_Tongue stands and yawns at the moring sun

<GreenHoof_> 3 is what I lost

<GMNoob> (you recover the hp that you roll)

<GoldenTouch> !roll d6

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Silver_Tongue> "Back to camp"

<Feldspar> (It's already morning silver)

<Silver_Tongue> (I know)

<Silver_Tongue> "Wake up guys!"

<GreenHoof_> (mfw silvertongue is trying to impregnates like 3 mares right now)

<Hidden_Glimmer> "So, what were we looking for again? A purple flower with white spots?"

-*- Quicksilver wanders round looking at plants

<Feldspar> ""Anyone want some food? "

<Recon_> "Wake up you lazy fucks"

<Silver_Tongue> "Nah i'm good"

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GreenHoof_> "I'm hungry"

<Feldspar> "I brought a spare bag full"

<GameServ> 3 == 3

-*- Recon_ eats some of his food

<HearthFire> "Sure, I'll take a bite."

-*- UnifySelf wakes. "Morning."

<GMNoob> There is nothing of use that you see, Quick

<GreenHoof_> "You got a few dandelions I can snack on?"

<Feldspar> "Here!" *hands food

<Quicksilver> "dammit where are all the interesting herbs"

<Feldspar> *food is dandelions

<GreenHoof_> "Thanks!"

<Hidden_Glimmer> (lag?)

-*- Silver_Tongue starts doing some stretches to limber up

-*- GreenHoof_ eats dandelions

<UnifySelf> "Wait, aren't we also looking for dandelions for wine?"

-*- Able_Tome sits down on his haunches and wraps himself in his cloak

-*- Hidden_Glimmer walks around the swampland, inspecting the pkants

-*- GoldenTouch wakes up

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<Feldspar> "I found plenty extra"

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<GreenHoof_> "Yeah we'll pick more on the way"

<GMNoob> !roll d6

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Feldspar> "They taste surprisingly good"

<HearthFire> "Yeah, Cherenkov will trade you a room for dandelions"

<Recon_> "Man what the fuck is with all this /x/ stuff up north"

<GMNoob> Hidden finds some stinning nettle and afew dandelions

-*- UnifySelf investigates the area for any potentail danger

<GMNoob> *stinging nettle

<Quicksilver> "grab that nettle Hidden"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Shut up"

<Feldspar> "Alright" *grabs

<GMNoob> No danger, Unify

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Oh, you mean to collect?2

<Feldspar> *collects

<TradePanicky> "um"

<UnifySelf> [gotta make sure, it's my job]

<GMNoob> !roll d20

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<GameServ> 1 == 1

-*- Able_Tome inspects surroundings from his stationary position

-*- Recon__ looks around

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Recon__> (Uh oh a 1)

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<GreenHoof_> (PRAISE THE KEK WILL BLESS US)

<GMNoob> There is nothing left of value in the area

<GoldenTouch> "so what we're we looking for bobs baldness?

<Quicksilver> "we need to go deeper guys"

<UnifySelf> [PRAISE KEK]

-*- Able_Tome shivers a bit

<Hidden_Glimmer> "A purple flower with white dots"

<Recon__> "Fuck you refences"

<GMNoob> The area where the flower is supposed to be is a bit further off

<Feldspar> "He could use grass to make a mane

<Honey_Rose> "Wait guys we can't watch tv ever again"

<Honey_Rose> "Does that mean the ride is over?"

<HearthFire> "Didn't he say purple flower with white leaves?"

-*- GoldenTouch is horrified at roses words

<Recon__> "I dont care honey"

<Quicksilver> "the ride never ends Honey"

-*- Silver_Tongue starts to slowly walk down the path and stops "Hey feld can you come here"

<GoldenTouch> "Wait.... the ride never ends"

<TradePanicky> "Never ever"

<Feldspar> "Sure!"

<GreenHoof_> rideneverends.jpg

<Recon__> "/out/ changes you"

<UnifySelf> "I'm just sad i can't play vidyas ever again."

<Feldspar> *follows silver

<Honey_Rose> "Wait, but we aren't a part of the ride anymore!"

<Honey_Rose> "So that means the ride is over for us at least, right?"

<GoldenTouch> "we are the ride...."

-*- Recon__ shivers at unifies words

-*- Silver_Tongue lans his head on Feld "I'm sorry i'm kinda sleepy"

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<UnifySelf> 'No Honey, we are the ride."

<GMNoob> The brisk morning air nips at you as you travel to where the flower is supposed to be.

<Quicksilver> "hey recon, will you miss your /v/idya?"

<GreenHoof_> "I think we just got taken off the ride and put on a motherfucking space flight instead."

<Honey_Rose> "Oh god... What if Hasbro did this to us?"

<TradePanicky> "Best start believing in rides... you're on one."

<Honey_Rose> "We are the new entertainment

<Honey_Rose> "

<Recon__> "Fuck you based /cp/

<GreenHoof_> (LOL)

<Feldspar> "Don't worry. I don't mind"

<GoldenTouch> (Honey wat r u doing)

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<GoldenTouch> (honey stahp)

<Honey_Rose> (wut)

<GoldenTouch> (all the sense your making)

-*- Able_Tome glances around "/cp/? Wut?"

<GMNoob> As you come across the area, you spot several purple flowers with white leaves in the distance.

-*- Silver_Tongue starts to slowly doze on feld as the keep walking

<Feldspar> *leans head on silver

<Recon__> "sorry its the chat for old Total war"

<Honey_Rose> "You know, the thought of little girls watching my every action puts the "fear of God" that I used to have when I was 12 back in me"

<Quicksilver> "/cp/? what child porn? recon you disgust me"

<GMNoob> You see that it is also next to what appears to be a den

<Silver_Tongue> "This is kinda nice"

<UnifySelf> "Guys, I got this."

<UnifySelf> !roll 1d20 for investigating the den

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Hidden_Glimmer> "A den. Because that worked out so good last time"

<Feldspar> "Yeah, it is. We should do this more often

<GoldenTouch> "Here are those flowers, if this works bob won't be bald for much longer"

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<Recon__> "fuck you its cancer pen you based britfag"

<Silver_Tongue> "Heh, that an invite Feld?"

<GreenHoof_> "I have PTSD from damn dens now"

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Can i roll for magic light?)

<Feldspar> "It is"

<TradePanicky> (Mommy what are those 2 ponies doing in that bush?)

<HearthFire> "Can't we just grab the flowers and go?" *Starts to walk over to the flowers

<Silver_Tongue> "Heh, maybe when we get back"

<Recon__> "This is suspcious"

<GreenHoof_> "DIDJA BRING A LIGHT!??" (In hotel mario voice)

-*- Able_Tome comes close to Recon and smacks him in the head

<GMNoob> Some dogs are barking and they run past you, ignoring everything else

<Feldspar> Yeah. Sounds great"

<Able_Tome> "Quick leaking, faggot"

<GMNoob> (Sure glimmer)

<Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20 for magic light

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Hidden_Glimmer> (good)

<Honey_Rose> "Barking dogs that aren't out to kill us?  Seriously?  Fucking ignore the den please guys"

<Feldspar> "We might wanna catch up"

<UnifySelf> "Fuck, that's not good."

-*- Silver_Tongue lifts off and gives a smile before placing his head back down Feld

<GMNoob> A bright light appears from glimmer's horn, illuminating the cave

<GMNoob> *den

<UnifySelf> "GUYS, GET YER SHIT AND LET'S GO! IT AIN'T SAFE!"

<TradePanicky> "Follow the dogs"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Let's go in, faggots"

<Silver_Tongue> "Yeah we should"

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 7 == 7

-*- Silver_Tongue goes into the cave

<GreenHoof_> "The dogs are running from something and are scared so shitless they ignore us. Something's wrong"

-*- Recon__ kicks able in the ass

<Honey_Rose> "You know what fuck you guys, I'm not going in"

-*- Hidden_Glimmer walks into the cave

<Feldspar> *follows

<UnifySelf> "fuck me."

-*- UnifySelf follows

<TradePanicky> "um" *follows*

<Quicksilver> "Oh no, not caves and tunnels again"

<Honey_Rose> G-guys stop going in

<GreenHoof_> "your words are stupid BUT I MUST AGREE WITH THE GROUP"

<Honey_Rose> "stay with me"

-*- Silver_Tongue pulls his word out

<Honey_Rose> "G-guys?"

<Recon__> "Its gonna be some fucking swamp creature"

-*- Able_Tome "Well...nothing to lose...yeah right"

<UnifySelf> "GET IN HERE!"

-*- Able_Tome follows

-*- Recon__ pulls out his spear

-*- Hidden_Glimmer leads the brave adventurers into the cave

-*- GreenHoof_ follows others into cave, spear at the ready

<GoldenTouch> "Honey come with me"

-*- Recon__ goes into the cave

-*- Quicksilver follows reluctantly "guys please im begging you"

-*- Honey_Rose follows Golden

-*- GoldenTouch follows into the cave

<Feldspar> *readies pickax

<HearthFire> "You're gonna get in danger and the flowers we need are right here." *Sighs in dissapointment and starts picking the flowers

-*- Able_Tome assumes alert stance and takes out one of his darts

<Recon__> "Dis gun b gud"

-*- Hidden_Glimmer pulls out sword just in case

<GoldenTouch> "yeah it is"

<GreenHoof_> "Yeah we're fucked"

<Honey_Rose> "Bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea"

<UnifySelf> ">inb4 I told you so."

<GMNoob> (who takes point?)

<Silver_Tongue> "Calm down Damnit!"

<TradePanicky> "um um um um"

<Honey_Rose> "Did you just actually say '>'?"

<Recon__> "I cant wait for more fungus skeletons or a crystal golem"

<Feldspar> "If noones willing, I'll go"

-*- Hidden_Glimmer keeps walking, ignoring the pleads of her worried companions

-*- GreenHoof_ holds spear tightly

<GoldenTouch> "Honey, do you want to go back?"

-*- Silver_Tongue pushse on as well

<Recon__> "Oh maybe more giant ass lizards"

<Honey_Rose> "Guys maybe if we mutter 'Thank you hungry skeleton' they won't eat us"

<Able_Tome> "I agree with Silver. Shush."

<TradePanicky> *tries not to panic*

<Honey_Rose> "Actually yes, that would be nice"

<UnifySelf> "Yeah. Got a problem there."

<GMNoob> You come across a narrow path and follow it, emerging into a large cavern

<Honey_Rose> "lets go back"

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

-*- Quicksilver starts to panic "im going back"

<Recon__> "Oh maybe more giant ass lizards")

<Feldspar> (steel yourself for combat)

<GreenHoof_> "GIRD YOUR LOINS, BOYS!"

-*- Able_Tome tries to remember a life detection spell

-*- Silver_Tongue lifts his sword and looks at the cavernous room

<Quicksilver> "cant deal with tight spaces"

<GMNoob> You see what appears to be a puma with several tentacles curled up next to some dog remains, sleeping

<Recon__> "We probably gonna get sealed the way these go

<UnifySelf> [>Dat 4. Someone forgot to praise kek]

<GoldenTouch> "Honey, its to late to go back"

<TradePanicky> *turns arounds*

<Feldspar> "The hell?"

<Honey_Rose> "Mother fuck what is that"

<Recon__> "Well fuck me"

<UnifySelf> "The hell?"

<TradePanicky> "eep"

-*- Hidden_Glimmer examines the cavern

<GreenHoof_> "Let's stab a spear into the sleeping puma before it wakes up"

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<UnifySelf> "Maybe we can sneek by?"

<Ikea> ... a displacer beast?

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Recon__> "Is it a fungoid?"

<Ikea> let's not poke that...

<Quicksilver> "come on guys lets leave before it wakes up"

-*- Able_Tome hisses "Shut. It. Gents"

<HearthFire> (Am I the only one who didn't go into the cave?)

-*- Silver_Tongue examines the beast closely

-*- GoldenTouch whispers "Shut up"

-*- Recon__ readies his spear

<GMNoob> The cave is made out of sandstone, but that's all you see

-*- Able_Tome prepares the poison dart

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

-*- GreenHoof_ holds tip of spear at puma. Wants to stab it

-*- Hidden_Glimmer trots back to the froup

<Silver_Tongue> "We gotta take this thing out before it targets the town"

<Hidden_Glimmer> *group

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<GMNoob> It's breathing softly and does not notice you

<GreenHoof_> "I agree with Silvertongue"

-*- Recon__ backs away from the creature

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Surprise attack, anyone?2

<GreenHoof_> "Let's kill the fucker before it becomes a problem later"

-*- Able_Tome looks at Silver "If you want to do so, use a bloody dart with poison"

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<TradePanicky> "hurry kill it and lets go."

<Feldspar> "Right better to catch it off gaurd tha vice versa"

<Ikea> I say we let sleeping displacer beasts lie and sneak back out again. . .

<Silver_Tongue> "give me one Able"

<GMNoob> [fuck you ikea]

-*- GoldenTouch watches this unfold

<UnifySelf> "I agree with ikea."

<GreenHoof_> "What about just driving a spear into it?"

-*- Able_Tome carefully passes one of the darts to Silver

-*- Recon__ is at a presumed safe distance

<Able_Tome> "Just don't puncture yourself there, Silv"

<Quicksilver> "what if it isnt hostile?"

<GreenHoof_> "Or three spears and a sword?"

-*- Silver_Tongue slowly approaces the beast, and Jams the dart into it's back

-*- Hidden_Glimmer stays closest to the beast

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Able_Tome> "Or you're going to be up for a ride worse than you've had"

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Honey_Rose> "It's fucking hostile now"

<Recon__> "The ride never ends..."

<GMNoob> It awakes with a start and glares at you!

<UnifySelf> "Well, have a good time being hurt everyone."

<GMNoob> !roll d4

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<UnifySelf> "I'm going to get so fired for this."

<Silver_Tongue> "Heya kitty, eat a dart"

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 9 == 9

-*- Able_Tome facehooves "Aw naw..."

<Recon__> "We are screwed

<GMNoob> !roll d4

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Quicksilver> "why did you do that?!"

<GMNoob> Allright roll for init, everyone

<Honey_Rose> !roll d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<GreenHoof_> (can I roll to stab at it's center mass with spear, GM?)

<Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<UnifySelf> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 2 == 2

-*- Able_Tome takes out another dart and throws it at the creature

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Feldspar> !roll d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Silver_Tongue> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Honey_Rose> I figured we already rolled for init

<Honey_Rose> so I got 17 I guess

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<UnifySelf> [KEK, WHY DO YOU ABANDON ME?]

<GoldenTouch> !roll d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<TradePanicky> !roll d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Silver_Tongue> (woot 18)

<Hidden_Glimmer> (We roll again, rose)

<GreenHoof_> !roll 1d20 to stab it's midsection with spear

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<GreenHoof_> FUCK ME

<Recon__> !roll d20

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Honey_Rose> (oh, roll again?)

<Able_Tome> (>tfw no poison this round)

<Honey_Rose> !roll d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Honey_Rose> >tfw

<Able_Tome> (was that an initiative or a clusterpile?)

<Honey_Rose> I rolled 17 first time

<GMNoob> Feld you're up first

<Honey_Rose> hidden told me to roll again

<Silver_Tongue> (I got an 18)

<Able_Tome> (i shiggie dig dig)

<GoldenTouch> (shiggy diggy do?

<Honey_Rose> (Fuck you guys, when it's my turn I'm just going to run, but until then I have to go cut a pizza"

<Honey_Rose> )

<Honey_Rose> rathert

<Recon__> "Kill it with fire?"

<GMNoob> Feld are you there?

<Feldspar> (oh im first?)

<GMNoob> yes

<Feldspar> !roll d20 to bash with pickaxe

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Honey_Rose> (GM if my turn comes around and I'm not here just remember I'm trying to run)

<GMNoob> You fail and slightly damge your pick axe

<GMNoob> (sure thing rose)

<GoldenTouch> (Cats love chasing their prey)

<GMNoob> Quick's up next

<GreenHoof_> (tell me when to roll, GM)

<Quicksilver> !roll d20 to slash at the limbs with my knife

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<GMNoob> Roll d6

<Quicksilver> !roll d6

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Recon__> "Wow great hit!"

<Quicksilver> "Ill shank you bruv"

<GMNoob> You slash it in the head for six damage

<UnifySelf> [THE KEK HAS RETURNED]

<Quicksilver> "i swear on me mum"

<GreenHoof_> [PRAISE KEK]

<Recon__> (>>>/s4s?

<Able_Tome> [ffs kek]

<GMNoob> Silver you're up

<GMNoob> Silver tongue

<Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to attack

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<GMNoob> You miss

<GreenHoof_> (lel)

<UnifySelf> [lel]

<GoldenTouch> (master of combat, kek)

<GMNoob> !roll 2d20

<GameServ> 2, 7 == 9

<Recon__> (please stahp the kek)

<GMNoob> Its tenticles flail wildely but miss.  Rose runs

<UnifySelf> [there is no stopping the kek, ony accepting it]

<Feldspar> (Does it have tentacles ?)

<GoldenTouch> (ill do kek backwords then, kek)

<Hidden_Glimmer> (it does now)

<GMNoob> Trade's turn

<Able_Tome> (>rape)

<Recon__> (YES FELD)

<Feldspar> (Fuckin shit)

<GMNoob> [it has tenticles]

<UnifySelf> [it always had tenticles]

<GreenHoof_> (a puma with tenticles?)

<Recon__> (YUS)

<UnifySelf> [it's the swamp. what do ya want?"

<Silver_Tongue> (Cher we need rape puma)

<Quicksilver> [tentacles*]

<Feldspar> (Sorry, sent that before the tentacle attack)

<GreenHoof_> (ooooooook)

<GMNoob> Trade if you alive, plz roll

<TradePanicky> !roll d20 magic missile to the face

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Hidden_Glimmer> (In YOUR face)

<GMNoob> !roll d4

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Honey_Rose> (Okay back what happened)

<Quicksilver> [this is why using magic is bad]

<Honey_Rose> (am I ded)

<UnifySelf> [nope]

<GMNoob> (you ran, I  thought)

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Fuck you quicksilver, it'S the best thing we can have)

<Honey_Rose> (Oh, I thought I had to roll for that, okay)

<Honey_Rose> (that works too)

<GMNoob> Trade's spell explodes in his face, taking 1 damage, and can't use magic for 2 rounds

<TradePanicky> "ow ow ow ow ow"

<Quicksilver> [^how is that the best thing we have]

<GMNoob> Golden Touch's turn

<Feldspar> "You alright?"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "That's not how you use it, silly"

<Recon__> "Silly filly studios""

<GoldenTouch> !roll d20 to smack with stick

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<GoldenTouch> (again.....)

<GMNoob> Roll d4, golden

<Feldspar> welp

<TradePanicky> "My face"

<Quicksilver> [oh shiiii]

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Stop hitting yourselves you idiots!)

<UnifySelf> [someone has yet to accept kek]

<GoldenTouch> !roll d4

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<UnifySelf> [and thus kek punishes]

<GMNoob> Golden's side's leave orbit for 4 damage!

<GoldenTouch> (history repeats itself)

<Recon__> (AWW HELL NAW"

<GreenHoof_> [I have already accepted kek as my lord and savior)

<Recon__> "What the fuck is going on?"

<UnifySelf> [maybe we could use kek to combat Nitro's crazy cultness]

<GMNoob> Recon you're up

<GreenHoof_> [yeah no shit, unify lol]

<Recon__> !roll d20 for a spear stb

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Recon__> !roll d8

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Recon__> "YUSSSS EAT SHIT "

<GMNoob> You stab that mofo in it's side for 6 damage, blood oozing from its wound

<GMNoob> Able's turn

<Able_Tome> !roll d20 to throw poisonous dart into creature's eyes

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Silver_Tongue> "Go Able!"

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Dat aim)

<GMNoob> roll for damage and poison

<UnifySelf> [kek smiles upon thee]

<Able_Tome> (d4?)

<GMNoob> sure

<Able_Tome> !roll 2d4

<GameServ> 3, 3 == 6

<GreenHoof_> (am I gonna get a roll?)

<GMNoob> You blind one of it eyes and it crys out in pain

<Recon__> "Great shot!"

<Feldspar> "Good hit Able!"

<Able_Tome> "Damn tentacled cats"

<UnifySelf> "Good shot, m8." I say in a suprisingly accurate Austrailian accent.

<Silver_Tongue> "Able you rock!"

<GMNoob> Your turn green

<GreenHoof_> "Nice, Able! GET FUCKED TENTA-CAT!"

<UnifySelf> [may kek guide you Green]

<GMNoob> [large party too much]

<GreenHoof_> !roll 1d20 to stab at it's midsection with spear

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Recon__> "I want that mofo's pelt

<GreenHoof_> well shit

<GMNoob> You just miss it by inches

<Feldspar> "What is it with this team and tentacles?"

<GMNoob> Ikea's up next

<GreenHoof_> (tentacle rape)

<Ikea> I cast magic missile!

<GoldenTouch> "Who knows feld"

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Feldspar> (Yeah)

<UnifySelf> [every unicorn is trying magic missle]

<Ikea> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Recon__> "That was perfect, Ikea"

<Quicksilver> [im not]

<Ikea> and am disabled for 2 rounds, gg me

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Am i the only one in this group who knows how to cast spells?2

<GMNoob> Your spell fizziles and you get a sharp jab in your head for 2 rounds

<Able_Tome> (>implying)

<UnifySelf> "No, your're the only one who knows how to get it right."

<GreenHoof_> (mfw unicorns get magic missles but guns are illegal wtf lol)

<GMNoob> everyone got a turn, right?

<Able_Tome> (mudpone, pls)

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Fuckyou grenhooves, we do more dmg to ourselfes than to others)

<Hidden_Glimmer> I didnT

<Feldspar> (yup)

<GreenHoof_> (yup)

<Feldspar> (shit nevermind)

<GMNoob> Allright, sorry, clusterfuck with this large group

<Able_Tome> (time to get #rekd by tentacles)

<GMNoob> Roll, glimmer

<Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20 for sword attack

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<UnifySelf> not me

<GreenHoof_> (tentaclerape.jpg)

<UnifySelf> [i didn't get a turn]

<GMNoob> roll for 1d8 for damage, hidden

<Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Hidden_Glimmer> (oh well)

<Able_Tome> (kek be blessed you didn't)

<GMNoob> You slash at its legs for 3 damage

<GMNoob> Go, Unify

<GreenHoof_> (I can't believe no one's gotten a crit hit yet)

<UnifySelf> !roll 1d20 for magic missle. "It's time to stop being so afraid."

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<GMNoob> roll d4

<UnifySelf> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Now that#s how it's done!"

<UnifySelf> [PRAISE KEK. FOR HE ROLLS ALL]

<GreenHoof_> [PRAISE HIM]

<GMNoob> You blast it, leaving it gravely wounded for 4 damage.  It has trouble standing

<Feldspar> (Praise)

<Quicksilver> [>tfw kicking it does the same amount of damage with less risk]

<UnifySelf> "FUCK YEAH, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT!"

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Silver_Tongue> lel

<Able_Tome> (hue)

<UnifySelf> [OH FUCK]

<Recon__> "Great job you are best based unicron!"

<GreenHoof_> wow

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Huh?)

<Quicksilver> oh shut

<GMNoob> Roll for init everyone, next round kills it

<UnifySelf> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<UnifySelf> [kek]

<GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<TradePanicky> !roll d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Recon__> !roll d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<GreenHoof_> !roll 1d20 PRAISE KEK

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<GreenHoof_> ughhhh

<Recon__> HUE

<Feldspar> !roll d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Honey_Rose> (Dis fight still happening u srs guys)

<Silver_Tongue> !roll d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Able_Tome> (^nope)

<GreenHoof_> holy shit

<GMNoob> [next hit will bring it down]

<Recon__> "Kill it with fire!"

<Honey_Rose> ((This game is difficult pls nerf the bosses)

<GMNoob> !roll 2d20

<GoldenTouch> (everyone rolls 1's)

<GameServ> 17, 2 == 19

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Silver_Tongue> "Unify kill it"

<Honey_Rose> (or buff the rolls pls)

<Able_Tome> (>difficult)

<Feldspar> "Who's first?"

<Able_Tome> (u 'aving a giggle m8?)

<UnifySelf> "I am."

<GMNoob> [wanted everyone to get a turn]

<Ikea> No, who's on second!"

<Recon__> (>Difficult)

<Honey_Rose> (Yes, actually.)

<TradePanicky> me

<Feldspar> (huehuehue)"

<GreenHoof_> faggotry

<Recon__> (da fuck is wrong with you honey)

<GMNoob> [because of large group size I upped its HP]

<GMNoob> !roll d6

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Silver_Tongue> lel

<GMNoob> It hits unify with one of its tentacles for 1 damage

<UnifySelf> [kek]

<GMNoob> Finish it, unify

<Honey_Rose> (You guys could have turned this into >rape)

<Able_Tome> (>tfw no rape)

<UnifySelf> !roll 1d20 for charging at it horn first

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Recon__> "FINISH HIM"

<Honey_Rose> (top hue)

<Feldspar> "Is it dead?"

<GMNoob> !roll d8

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<GoldenTouch> "Fatality!"

<Recon__> "OH SHIT NIGGA"

<GMNoob> And so you impale it, finally bringing it down

<Silver_Tongue> "Woot"

-*- Silver_Tongue loots the body

<GreenHoof_> "Hell yes!"

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

-*- UnifySelf does a FF style victory pose

-*- Recon__ skins the creature

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<TradePanicky> *Takes good eye*

-*- Able_Tome punctures the body with a syringe and extracts blood

<Feldspar> "Woo!"

<GMNoob> Recon is able to skin the creature.

<Feldspar> *Takes some claws

-*- Honey_Rose is just chilling outside of the cave at this point, pretty sure that everyone else in the den was dead

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

-*- GoldenTouch leaves the cave

-*- GreenHoof_ digs for entrails suitable for a bowstring

<UnifySelf> "Is there any loot?"

<Silver_Tongue> ("What do i get GM?)

-*- Quicksilver suddenly remembers she is in a cava and runs outside

<Honey_Rose> "Oh hey!  You're alive!"

-*- Hidden_Glimmer  follows goldentouch

<Quicksilver> "fuck this cave"

<GMNoob> Silver is able to use most of the body minus its missing eye

<TradePanicky> "I have its eye"

<Able_Tome> "And more blood samples for me..."

<Honey_Rose> "Wow, I thought you'd all be dead at this point"

-*- Silver_Tongue places the beast on his back and leaves triumphant

<Honey_Rose> "So how about we get that flower and fuck off?"

<Recon__> "Well this will be a nice new coat or something"

<UnifySelf> "I mean any normal loot, like bits, weapons, etc."

<Feldspar> "We can handle ourselves"

<GreenHoof_> (What about some sinew to use for a bowstring? Can I roll for that or what?)

<GMNoob> (how will you get it out of here?)

<Recon__> "Hey able wanna have a puma lined cloak?"

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Yeah, atleast some of us are exerienced in fighting"

<GoldenTouch> "Honey sounds like a plan"

<Silver_Tongue> (You talking to me GM?)

<Feldspar> "Great work Everyone!"

<GMNoob> Whoever is taking the body

<Silver_Tongue> thats me

<GMNoob> Allright

-*- Able_Tome ponders the idea of a warmer cloak "Sounds interesting, Recon"

<UnifySelf> "I can't believe i did it. I killed it."

<Silver_Tongue> I'm carrying it using my mud pone strength

<Hearth_Fire> "You guys done fooling around in there?  I picked all the flowers. "

<GreenHoof_> "I NEED FUCKING SINEW FOR A BOW STRING"

<GMNoob> There is nothing else of use in the cave

<UnifySelf> "Yeah, let's go."

<GoldenTouch> (Thanks for DMing, I'll be back later. Going to celebrate the day my sister was born)

<Feldspar> "Let's get those flowers and head back"

<GMNoob> (congrats)

-*- Recon__ takes some of the creatures teeth

<UnifySelf> "I wonder how Penny will react when i tell her this?"

<Silver_Tongue> "In a minute Green, ineed them too"

<-- GoldenTouch ([email protected]) has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

-*- Recon__ attaches the teeth to his hat

<Feldspar> "That's quite a hat now, Recon"

<Quicksilver> "I hope you all remember we are looking for a plant right"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "For what now?"

<UnifySelf> "Yeah, we just got sidetracked."

<Recon__> "Lizard and puma teeth yep"

-*- Able_Tome looks through a blood-filled syringe and taps on the glass

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Oh right, anti baldness flower..."

<Feldspar> "Keep getting trophies and you'll need a new one!"

<Recon__> "..What?

<Feldspar> "A new hat"

<Recon__> "Oh okay"

<Hearth_Fire> "Yeah, I picked'em while you were all running headlong into danger"

-*- Quicksilver looks around outside for the plant

<Feldspar> (What kind of hat is it anyway?)

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Recon__> "Hat with a visor"

<Feldspar> "cool

<GMNoob> Hearth has gathered the plants already, but you spot something else

<GMNoob> !roll d100

<GameServ> 90 == 90

<TradePanicky> "My eye hurts"

<Hidden_Glimmer> (I just got assaulted by a giant moth holy shit my pants)

<GMNoob> !roll d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Recon__> http://www.tomwatson.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/product_full/CamoHat.png

<Recon__> This kind of hat

<Honey_Rose> wat

<Feldspar> huh. cool

<GreenHoof_> piss.

<Recon__> (Common where i live)

<GMNoob> You find several different plants growing around the den

-*- Silver_Tongue picks one of each

-*- Able_Tome tries to look around for something out of ordinary

-*- Quicksilver examine them closely

-*- Recon__ watches the surrounding area

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Feldspar> (How close are we to done?)

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Got you, you dirty motherfucker! Rot in hell!)

-*- GreenHoof_ greedily picks some and puts in saddlebag

<GMNoob> (finishing up)

<Feldspar> (cool)

<TradePanicky> *takes some*

<Quicksilver> "oh screw it nobody else is waiting"

<GreenHoof_> "I swear if I don't get something to make a bow string out of I'm gonna be pissed!"

-*- Silver_Tongue puts all the plants in his bag and makes sure his new puma trophy is stable

-*- Quicksilver gathers evetything and pushes eveyone ele away

<Silver_Tongue> "Green shut up an be patient"

<Ikea> Uhh... green? why don't you just use your tail hairs?

-*- Recon__ starts tanning the pelt

<TradePanicky> "My eye hurts. really bad"

<GMNoob> Dandelions, wheat, wild onions, and several bean sprots are seen

<GreenHoof_> "But muh... muh bow string..."

<Hidden_Glimmer> (You serious, ikea?)

<Feldspar> "What are you going to do with a puma silver? hang it in your house?"

-*- Quicksilver gathers everything in her saddlebags

<Recon__> (Leeks GM, leeks)

<GreenHoof_> Tail hair ain't gonna cut it

<Ikea> (one of the most commonly used material for bow string)

-*- Able_Tome yawns while stretching out his left hoof "Got everything, Quick?"

<Ikea> (way back when)

<GreenHoof_> WHAT

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Really?!?

<GMNoob> You also notice that the dirt is of a reddish brown color

<Quicksilver> "almost, if these idiots stopped getting iin my way"

<GreenHoof_> "CLAY!"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Is this clay?"

<UnifySelf> "Did someone say clay?"

-*- Honey_Rose punches the dirt

<TradePanicky> !roll d20 to try and see out of other eye

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Silver_Tongue> "Dunno, use the body parts for stuff, cook it"

<Ikea> (yeah, woven and waxed. it got overtaken by linen later on but in ancient time that stuff was well used)

<TradePanicky> "ow ow"

-*- GreenHoof_ starts digging clumps of clay and putting in sack

<Feldspar> "Good idea"

-*- Recon__ picks the leeks

-*- Silver_Tongue motions Feldspar over

-*- Recon__ picks the beans

<Feldspar> "Yeah?

<Quicksilver> [too late recon]

-*- Silver_Tongue slams a quick kiss on Felds lips and pulls back "Consider this a small preview"

<Feldspar> (the beans are spiders)

-*- Hidden_Glimmer observes the sky

<TradePanicky> *whinces in pain*

<Feldspar> *blushes "Can't wait for the rest"

<GreenHoof_> "Silver Tongue... you horny bastard!"

<Quicksilver> "Get a room Silver"

<GMNoob> It is overcast, and the sun is hidden behind a cloud

<Silver_Tongue> "In due time boys"

-*- Honey_Rose licks the dirt

<GMNoob> [time to get moving people]

<Honey_Rose> "It tastes like dirt"

<Silver_Tongue> "Shall we head home?"

<GreenHoof_> Yes

<Honey_Rose> "No"

<UnifySelf> "Yeah, let's go."

<GreenHoof_> "no?!??"

<Feldspar> "We should"

-*- Quicksilver takes a commanding pose "onwards everyone"

<GreenHoof_> "I'm ready to go home"

<Recon__> "Red clay is spicy"

-*- Hidden_Glimmer looks around the swamp

<Honey_Rose> "But I haven't found any good places for a stone quarry" ;_;

<Quicksilver> "its a swamp"

<Recon__> "Well lets go now"

<Honey_Rose> "exactly"

<Hearth_Fire> "Yeah, sounds good" *Starts heading back

<UnifySelf> "Well, i don't think a swamp is the best place."

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Yeah, let's go home"

-*- UnifySelf follows

-*- Silver_Tongue hads home, pressing against Feldspar

-*- Recon__ heads in the direction of home

-*- Able_Tome yawns and follows Quicksilver

<TradePanicky> "Able?"

<Able_Tome> "Yes, Trade?"

-*- Hidden_Glimmer follows the rest, closing the group

<Feldspar> *leans head against silver

<TradePanicky> "Can you check my eye when we get back?"

<UnifySelf> [THE SHIPPING INTESIFIES}

<Honey_Rose> "Feld and Silver sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g"

<GreenHoof_> [IT'S HAPPENING] again

<Hidden_Glimmer> (All that shipping and i'm getting shipped with some guy i don't even know)

-*- Able_Tome glances at Trade's eye "Sure thing. Though Ivan might provide additional assistance in the clinic"

<Recon__> "Honey are you 6?"

<Feldspar> "I won't deny it"

-*- UnifySelf makes a discusted noise. "Get a fucking room you two."

<Honey_Rose> "I won't deny it"

<Ikea> (so reship yourself. take control of your destiny!)

<TradePanicky> "thanks"

<UnifySelf> [apparently i can't spell anymore]

<Silver_Tongue> "Shall we head to the inn Feld? i'm not gonna be open for a bit, i gotta help Ivan with a job at the clinic"

<Quicksilver> "Nothing like a good adventure to forge relationships eh"

<UnifySelf> "Yeah but i'm stuck with the jew."

<Feldspar> "Sure. Sounds Gret"

<UnifySelf> "So, fuck me."

-*- Able_Tome stiffles a giggle "Yeah right...like a broken record, Quick"

-*- Quicksilver grins at Silver and Feldspar

<GreenHoof_> "Very well. Silver Tongue? What will it take for some fuckign sinew lol?"

<Silver_Tongue> "Huh? oh here"

-*- Silver_Tongue pulls out three sinews and chicks them to green

-*- GreenHoof_ blankly stares at silver

<GreenHoof_> "you're just giving them to me?"

<Silver_Tongue> "Yeah"

<GreenHoof_> "why?"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Who are you and what have you done with silver?"

<Feldspar> "Oh green, can i have my spear back?"

<Silver_Tongue> "Why? something wrong with that? i'm not a greedy asshole"

<Quicksilver> "he isnt Pretty Penny"

<GreenHoof_> "I know I just wasn't expecting it. Thanks"

<Ikea> "Maybe he gets in a good mood with a mare by his side?`"

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Huh. Guess i got missinformed then."

-*- GreenHoof_ hands spear back to Feld

<Silver_Tongue> "No prob, don't know why people think i'm greedy"

<GreenHoof_> "Oh don't worry I know you're not like that jew Penny"

<GMNoob> You head home triumphantly

<TradePanicky> "because you hit on any with legs"

<Ikea> "Merchant trope, probably"

<GreenHoof_> "I'll buy the first round."

<Feldspar> `"You know what, keep it green. I've got my pick"

<Feldspar> *gives spear back

-*- Quicksilver starts humming a tune about taking hobbits to isengard

<Silver_Tongue> "YOu know i'm Bi right? i don't just like mares, i want to make everyone feel loved"

-*- Ikea glares at Quick

<Feldspar> "sounds great Green"

-*- GreenHoof_ takes spear "wow it's like Christmas! THANKS!"

<GreenHoof_> "I owe you a drink!"

<TradePanicky> "Thus proving my statement."

<Silver_Tongue> (We done now)