Non canon booze shenannigans

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 for magic booze from horn

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Cherenkov_Light> good enough

<Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to pity Feather and not steal the door

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<BlazingSky> !roll d20 for wings composed of pure booze

<GameServ> 5 == 5

-*- Cherenkov_Light 's horn starts spewing booze in a slight trickle

<BlazingSky> welp.

<ShiningLance> !roll d20 for Chere becoming Princess of booze

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<ShiningLance> Sorta?

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 to become an alicorn of booze

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Arrant_Hold> Well this day...

<FeatherDuster> was going to be perfect?

-*- Cherenkov_Light 's body spontaiously combursts into a puddle of beer

<Arrant_Hold> I ALMOST missed the quiet

-*- Swift_Justice shows pity to Feather, and swears not to steal the door

<BlazingSky> What annoys me the most, is that I want in on the Inn RP, but joining is really hard.

-*- Cherenkov_Light 's eyes fall onto the puddle in a comedic way

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<Arrant_Hold> Almost

<Swift_Justice> >wanting to enter a Inn full of fucking spores

-*- FeatherDuster bottles Chere beer

<GreenHoof> Welp guess we now have to ingest booze at the pub

<BlazingSky> When I say Inn, I mean the #FourCannonInn and everything that room encompasses

<GreenHoof> Yeah

-*- Cherenkov_Light starts to become drunk on his own alcoholic content

<Swift_Justice> >being drunk on yourself

<GreenHoof> It's always a clusterfuck in there lol

<Arrant_Hold> I can tell the inn being dangerously destroyed in some way might become a reoccuring theme

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<Cherenkov_Light> *hic* Hey feather! did... you.... didja know.... that....

<Swift_Justice> Well yeah, it's the Inn. Bet I can't get a room there, though..

<GreenHoof> hang on fags I'll brb

<GreenSleevesMIA> (are you guys RPing in here now?)

<FeatherDuster> Female hyenas have a penis? Yes I did

<BlazingSky> I'm not

<Swift_Justice> I hate the barracks. They don't have any cushioning.

<ShiningLance> !roll d20 for using Chere's eyeballs for beer pong

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Arrant_Hold> I think its done for now.

<BlazingSky> I'm ranting about the Inn.

<ShiningLance> WOO!

<BlazingSky> kind of ranting.

-*- Cherenkov_Light looks down dejectedly with his now missing eyes. "Awww. guess you heard that one then...."

<BlazingSky> Any of you people want to go on some expedition to the woods to cut down some trees, and possibly fight timberwolves?

<Swift_Justice> >cutting down some trees

<Swift_Justice> We have lumberjacks...

<Swift_Justice> But sure, I'd like to fuck over some timberwolves....Not literally of course.

-*- Cherenkov_Light gurgles

<FeatherDuster> Anyone wanna buy this beer?

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 to reform outside the bottle

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<NovaFlux[FU]> >A special ordered came in at the train staion

-*- Cherenkov_Light sloshes wildly inside the bottle

<Ikea> Is it light beer?

<NovaFlux[FU]> >The "new mare" was sent out to get it

<Cap`n> [SLOSHING INTENSIFIES]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d4 for pun damage

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<NovaFlux[FU]> >Wearing the same set up she always weared

<GreenSleevesMIA> [Glubbing Increases]

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<NovaFlux[FU]> >A skirt that alawys covered her up and the lovely stockings

-*- FeatherDuster shakes it and it glows, " yup "

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 to become made of spiders

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<NovaFlux[FU]> >"her" cute bow tie swaying in the wind

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d100 for beer spiders

<GameServ> 98 == 98

<Cap`n> Do we have a tailor pony?

<GreenSleevesMIA> (I need to get me some green sleeves)

<NovaFlux[FU]> >The package was marked for Nova but she was sent by the very mare to fetch it.

<Cherenkov_Light> Thosands of spiders made of beer burst out of the bottle

<NovaFlux[FU]> >She soon returned to Nova and gave the package to her

<FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to tame spiders

<GameServ> 6 == 6

-*- FeatherDuster died

<NovaFlux[FU]> >Nova was happy and promised Feather Duster a nice surprise

-*- Cherenkov_Light 's spiderswarm engulfs feather

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<NovaFlux[FU]> >Feather was literally surprised and was forced ontoa  near by bed ass up

<Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to viciously drink said beer spiders

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<ShiningLance> They're gonna eat him...

<GreenSleevesMIA> >drinking spiders

<GreenSleevesMIA> Pls no

<GreenSleevesMIA> pls

<FeatherDuster> Nova pls

<NovaFlux[FU]> >His skirt flipped up exposing his quivering ass as Nova kept using her magic

<GreenHoof> hahaha

<GreenSleevesMIA> Oh baby

-*- Cherenkov_Light is now inside swift justice.  Thousands of beer spiders fill his body

<BlazingSky> !roll d20 for wingboner

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<BlazingSky> Oh nova bby

<GreenHoof> I presume this is a Featherrape story?

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 for spiders to spread

<GameServ> 6 == 6

-*- Swift_Justice feels a little queasy

<FeatherDuster> !roll d20 for spiders to attack Nova

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<NovaFlux[FU]> >She was doing something else but Feather did not know as he start to feel the butt plug starting to be pulled out as his panties start to slide down his legs

<ShiningLance> spider rape...

<Cherenkov_Light> They are contained in his stomache, unable to break free

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d100 for beer spider eggs

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Cherenkov_Light> and are unable to reproduce

<GreenHoof> this is nauggghhhttttyyy

<NovaFlux[FU]> >With the butt plug released from its tight prison, Feather let out a deep gasp as his dick twitched hard enough to slap against his belly

<GreenSleevesMIA> !roll 1d20 for erection.

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 to establish a settlement insde Swift

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Cap`n> >inside

-*- Cherenkov_Light 's beer spiders survive only enough to make a small hamlett

-*- Swift_Justice feels really awkward now

<NovaFlux[FU]> >He then felt the hooves a small mare plant themselves upon  his girlish ass

<GreenHoof> !roll 1d20 for Nova to fuck Feather with a strap on

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 for amish spiders

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<GreenSleevesMIA> >tfw that is my fetish

<FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to buck Nova in this story

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<GreenSleevesMIA> Fuckin' nova...

<NovaFlux[FU]> >Something slimely was laid in between the cracks oh his plot

<Cherenkov_Light> The spiders do not adopt amish tradition and become capitalistic instead

<NovaFlux[FU]> >Soon he felt something slide into him

<Swift_Justice> I don't think the doctors will get it when I tell them there's a spider population in me..

<NovaFlux[FU]> >far larger then the butt plug

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 for banking spiders

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<FeatherDuster> egg laying fetish?

<GreenSleevesMIA> God no, strapon domination

<BlazingSky> >inb4 the Blazing Dick

-*- Cherenkov_Light 's spiders have developed a banking system.  Being the first beings in Swift's stomache to do so

<NovaFlux[FU]> >The objects was deep with in feathers

<NovaFlux[FU]> >the slightest quiver made it swayed

<ShiningLance> ...

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 for spiders to advance in tech level

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<NovaFlux[FU]> >Soon nova pulled herself even more and whisper into Feathers ears

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<Swift_Justice> >banking system for spiders...inside a stomach.

<ShiningLance> My brain is full of >rape.

<NovaFlux[FU]> >"I got us a double sided dildo"

-*- FeatherDuster actually doesn't know where this is going

<FeatherDuster> ahhh

-*- Cherenkov_Light 's spiders are stuck in the medieval age

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d100 for barbarian beer spiders

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<NovaFlux[FU]> >Next thing Feather knew he was moaning along with Nova as she pumped her hips into her end making it go into Feathers ass

<GreenHoof> wow

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<Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to get drunk off beer spiders

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<GreenHoof> Was not expecting that

<FeatherDuster> QUICK

<NovaFlux[FU]> >The kept at it for about an hour till Nova came first

<BlazingSky> Thank you for the erection, Nova.

<FeatherDuster> LEAVE THIS PLACE

<BlazingSky> I'm gonna go sleep now, or at least try

<FeatherDuster> RUN

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<NovaFlux[FU]> >Feathers enjoyed this small victory

-*- Cherenkov_Light 's spider hamlett decides to grow instead of having them break off and form groups

-*- Swift_Justice feels a tad bit dizzy

<BlazingSky> Someone make sure this gets posted in the thread

<Chinook> Jesus that place is a shitstorm

<GreenHoof> goodnight Blazing

<NovaFlux[FU]> But was flipped ontop his back and forced to take his own member inot his mouth

<GreenSleevesMIA> Damnit Nova, now I gotta write a fic for this.

<NovaFlux[FU]> >Blowing his seed all over his face

<BlazingSky> Yeah, Chinook, I've given up on RPing there during the night.

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<GreenHoof> Hey at least you got to have sex with Nova, Feather!..... sort of

<NovaFlux[FU]> >This wasnt any ordinary load either

<Cherenkov_Light> too crowded?

<Quicksilver_> Penny just decked recon at the inn

<Honey_Rose> >it was a zebra load

<GreenSleevesMIA> WUTY

<Quicksilver_> shit was so cash

<Honey_Rose> WUT

<BlazingSky> That, and a shit storm.

<GreenHoof> lol

<NovaFlux[FU]> >Nova has been molesting and edging Feathers for weeks

<GreenSleevesMIA> Wut.

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d100 for spiders to develop a religious system

<GameServ> 79 == 79

<Quicksilver_> nat 20 then rolling a 4 on damage

<NovaFlux[FU]> >With both of his balls fully emptied

<GreenSleevesMIA> Wut.

<Quicksilver_> recon now has 2hp

<Honey_Rose> Based kek

<NovaFlux[FU]> >it looked like Feather had gotten a facial from 4 other stallions

<GreenSleevesMIA> Wut.

<NovaFlux[FU]> >He moaned like a girl the whole time

<NovaFlux[FU]> >just the way nova like it

<BlazingSky> There are apparently mushroom spores from earlier that nobody collected. And someone placed the spores in your Inn.

<GreenSleevesMIA> (hawt)

<ShiningLance> Please...

<Swift_Justice> >religious capitalist banking spiders in the medieval age inside my stomach

<ShiningLance> Just...

<ShiningLance> Eh.

<GreenHoof> boner pls stop

-*- Cherenkov_Light now beer spiders inside Swift's stomache worship a god of their original form

<FeatherDuster> What is happening everywhere

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 for religous rule

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<BlazingSky> !roll d20 for end all the happening

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<BlazingSky> uh oh

<GreenSleevesMIA> !roll 1d20 for a natural disaster to kill all of the spiders

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to get off the ride

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Swift_Justice> Damn it.

<Cherenkov_Light> The religon is quickly established and permeates thorughout the colony, controlling the beer spiders lives

<Swift_Justice> >a natural disaster IN MY STOMACH to kill all of the spiders

<FeatherDuster> !roll d20 wanting off the ride as well

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 for insurrection

<GreenSleevesMIA> >Yeah

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<GreenSleevesMIA> Exactly that.

<FeatherDuster> >the ride never ends

<BlazingSky> !roll d20 to get off

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<BlazingSky> Okay

<BlazingSky> it is my time to go

<Honey_Rose> Congrats Blazing, you just got off

<Honey_Rose> On feather's face

<FeatherDuster> take me with you

<GreenSleevesMIA> !roll 1d20 to "get off"

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<ShiningLance> !roll d20 for dying from a heart attack

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to drag Blazing back onto the ride

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<ShiningLance> Kewl

<Swift_Justice> Fuck.

<Cherenkov_Light> Fed up with only one religion, the spiders have a holy war.

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d2 for winnder

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<BlazingSky> FeatherDuster, do you want that door IC, or should I just say in my log "I gave Feather Duster that door I made"

<Cherenkov_Light> The church is left broken and bloodied, but in control.  They promise not to let such things happen again and start an Inquisition

<Swift_Justice> I already swore I wouldn't take Feather's door... I see I've made a mistake.

<BlazingSky> Good on you

<GreenSleevesMIA> !roll 1d20 for ritualistic spider mass-suicide

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<BlazingSky> because it definitely isn't next to my tent

<BlazingSky> covered in a rag

<BlazingSky> nope

-*- FeatherDuster hugs door

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 to stop shenannigans and reform outside of Swift

<GameServ> 13 == 13

-*- Honey_Rose steals Feather's door and burns it

-*- Cherenkov_Light starts reforming insde of Swift's stomache

<GreenSleevesMIA> >burning a metal door

<FeatherDuster> ;A; WHY

<GreenSleevesMIA> (it was metal, right?

-*- Swift_Justice loses a breath as the spiders exit my stomach

<Honey_Rose> It wasn't metal

-*- Swift_Justice coughs

<BlazingSky> >burning a metal door

<Honey_Rose> we don't have enough metal

<BlazingSky> u wot m8

<GreenSleevesMIA> Whelp.

<Honey_Rose> uwt

<Honey_Rose> wut

<ShiningLance> Oh mine got...

<Honey_Rose> >metal door

<Swift_Justice> What the fuck, spiders.

-*- Cherenkov_Light is vomited out and onto the floor, reforming a few seconds later in his original state

-*- Honey_Rose steals Feather's door and hides it deep inside the fungus cavern

<Swift_Justice> If you're going to leave, at least take apart your creations.

<Swift_Justice> Don't leave a fucking city in me.

<BlazingSky> It's a metal door, with sexy oak furnishings.

-*- Honey_Rose burns the oak

<NovaFlux[FU]> >warning for I am going to write another quicky

<GreenSleevesMIA> Oh boy, dat wood

<Honey_Rose> no door for feather

<FeatherDuster> MUH SEXY OAK

<BlazingSky> Nova do wormy x blaze pls

<BlazingSky> I also lied, I'm not getting off the ride just yet

<PrettyPenny> 4 Cannon: We know drama

<Cherenkov_Light> Nah, I think that city will be left as a testament to the foolish that decide to become beer spiders again'

<GreenHoof> the fucking Inn is such a clusterfuck right now

<GreenHoof> It's really stupid

<FeatherDuster> What's happening?

<Arrant_Hold_> i dont even know whats going on now

<BlazingSky> >caring about the Inn at this point

-*- Cherenkov_Light gives no fucks

<GreenHoof> I can't make out what all is going on, but it looks like Able is trying to kill himself, Silver's on the verge of death as well, and maybe Kaisha too

<ShiningLance> !roll d20 for late wingboner

<GameServ> 19 == 19

-*- FeatherDuster gives all the fucks

<BlazingSky> You could have prevented it

<ShiningLance> Ah yeah

<Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to attempt to vomit out remains of beer spider civilization

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Cherenkov_Light> awww

<GreenHoof> It's just stupid and will all be retconned probably

-*- Swift_Justice upchucks all that shit

<BlazingSky> !roll d20 for wingboner that is larger than Shining's

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<PrettyPenny> dunno about u but me punching out recon and breaking a door like a badass was worth it

-*- Cherenkov_Light finds his missing eyes and puts them back in