NOOBISH GM ADVENTURE 3

 

<Able_Tome> Always with the herbs, aren't we

<Cherenkov_Light> You meet up with Cherenkov after lunch as he is organizing this expidition

<Able_Tome> That proposed experiment on unicorns will need some mica mushrooms

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-*- Cherenkov_Light is heard saying. "Rope? Check. Food? Check. Pot? Check. other shit? check."

<Quicksilver_> herbs are vital Able

<BlazingSky_> (Too late to join- fffffff. Oh well, watching is entertaining.

<Able_Tome> (hue)

<Bob[MU]> "Need anything Cherenkov?"

<Cherenkov_Light> Nah, I'm good, thanks

<Bob[MU]> k

<Bob[MU]> :D

-*- Able_Tome checks out the hidden pockets in his cloak "Well, I'm surely is packed up"

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d20 for victory dance

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Cherenkov_Light> You want to join in Blazing?

-*- Bob[MU] successfully does the Safety Dance, pone-style

-*- Able_Tome looks at Bob with confusion

<Bob[MU]> What's your race/gear Blazing?

<Babylon__> (Alright can I join in?)

<Quicksilver_> [yes]

<Babylon__> (Although, I *am* gearless.)

<Quicksilver_> [ikea is wearing nothing at all]

<Cherenkov_Light> Change name if you have one, post race then

<Able_Tome> (You do have saddlebags)

<Bob[MU]> [Doesn't matter, it's for fun!  Plus, you'll probably find some here]

<Babylon__> (Okay, then.)

<Cherenkov_Light> [wasn't planning on much, but gotta give people something to help out]

<Cherenkov_Light> Good thing I'm doing this mostly on the fly

<Able_Tome> (Saddlebags and starter up pack, so flint & steel and such)

<Bob[MU]> >inb4 I lose my hair again

<BlazingSky_> ( Hey, sorry about that, I was grabbing a drink. I'm a pegasus stallion. No gear to speak of.

-*- Quicksilver_ takes up a commanding pose "y'all ready for this?"

<Able_Tome> >implying you have it atm

<Ikea> brb, bio. just minion my char for a bit

-*- Able_Tome yawns "Mom, please."

<Bob[MU]> "My body is ready"

<Babylon__> [I'm a unicorn stallion. Tan coat, light blue mane and tail.]

<Babylon__> [Oh, wait, that's in the OC doc.]

<Cherenkov_Light> So, you all set out on your journey, led by Cherenkov with the map and being amazed at how quickly Bob's hair grew back

<Babylon__> [Where are we starting from?]

<Cherenkov_Light> [the town]

<Bob[MU]> [Town I presume]

<BlazingSky_> ( Any prerequisites to joining, or could I just jump in?

<Cherenkov_Light> nah, you just jumped in

-*- Quicksilver_ begins whistling a tune

-*- Able_Tome comes closer to Quicksilver and boops her "A bit too commanding, don't ya think?"

<Cherenkov_Light> In the distance you here Blazing yelling at you to wait up since he wants to come along too

<Bob[MU]> [The only prerequisite is not being a faget]

-*- Able_Tome smirks "For a herbalist."

<Quicksilver_> "Are you a sheep or a shepard Able? Because im no sheep"

<Babylon__> [Shit, sorry, I guess I'm gonna have to sit this one out, then.]

-*- Bob[MU] baas

-*- Able_Tome stops and looks back at Blazing

<Cherenkov_Light> k

<Bob[MU]> Yo, Blazing!

<BlazingSky_> ('Ight, nice and simple, I like that.) *Blaze steps out of his tent, and takes note of the group of ponies trotting out of town, and quickly trots over to the group* Hey.. *panting slightly* Shit, I'm out of shape.. Wh-where are you all off to?

-*- Able_Tome side-looks at Quick "Nah missy, you're not a sheep, nor a shephard, with that demeanor"

<Able_Tome> "Hunting grounds, Blaze"

-*- Quicksilver_ shoots Able a wicked grin "then does that make me the wolf?"

-*- Able_Tome rolls his eye "Yeah right. Yer wish, pup."

<Cherenkov_Light> And so having met together, you continue

<BlazingSky_> "Oh really? I'm not much of a hunter, but there's always time to learn, right? Mind if I come?"

<Able_Tome> "Sure thing, though I'm not completely sure what we're going to find there."

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<Cherenkov_Light> [I'll slow down. no need to speed through this. just let me know when you're ready to go]

<Bob[MU]> wat

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<Bob[MU]> [Ready]

-*- Able_Tome cracks his neck "Just stolling around and scouting, I guess."

-*- Quicksilver_ paces, waiting for the others

-*- Bob[MU] hears the cracking "You okay Able?"

-*- Cherenkov_Light turns to Blazing and says, "That's right.  The town needs more supplies."

<Able_Tome> "Never felt better, Bob"

<Ikea> b

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<Cherenkov_Light> Anyway, let us move on

-*- BlazingSky_ happily nods "Okay, okay, I can do that." and begins trotting at speed with the group

-*- Able_Tome Able grins remembering shenanigans earlier this day

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<Able_Tome> "How's that hair of yours? Have any unique...complications?"

<Cherenkov_Light> You make your way to the woods as you leave town and a cool breeze plays gently with your manes

<Bob[MU]> Volumous as always.  As for complications, Not that I noticed... What should I watch out for?

-*- Bob[MU] embraces the wind in his mane

<Cherenkov_Light> [and then Bob's mane was spiders. j/k]

-*- Quicksilver trots ahead, eyes observing the woods

<Able_Tome> "Oh I don't know...anything growing there instead of your usual hair, color changes and such."

-*- Babylon__ shakes his head, the breeze causing some of his mane to fall in front of his eyes, obscuring his vision.

<Bob[MU]> [Again, >Not having spiderbro hair]

<BlazingSky_> (>wanting to have spider hair

-*- Able_Tome closes the eyes and faces the wind's direction

<Cherenkov_Light> You enter the woods and you keep an eye out for any plants that may be of value

-*- Bob[MU] nods.  "Thanks for the heads up"

<Cherenkov_Light> [roll d20 if you feel like it]

-*- Quicksilver observes nearby plants

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d20 on the slim chance I encounter a pet kitty

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Bob[MU]> :/

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 1d20

-*- BlazingSky_ proceeds with the group, scanning over most plants !roll d20 for anything that will be useful

<GameServ> 15 == 15

-*- Able_Tome looks around enthusiastically "Well now, lets see what we have here"

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Quicksilver> "nothing over here"

<Bob[MU]> No plants... Or kitties here.

<Quicksilver> "you find anything Able?"

<BlazingSky_> !d20 (Forgot I needed it at the front of my post.

<Cherenkov_Light> Cherenkov and Able both spot a few plants.

-*- Able_Tome spots something on the ground

<BlazingSky_> !roll d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Able_Tome> "Interesting..."

<Able_Tome> "Yeah, there are several samples here, Quick."

<Babylon__> !roll 1d20 on the off chance I might find any useful herbs, depsite have absolutely zero herblore knowledge.

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Cherenkov_Light> It is a hemp plant, good for making fibers, but not for smoking

<Bob[MU]> "You able to tell us what you see Able?"

<BlazingSky_> ( Upwards of 10 is a success, right?

<Able_Tome> !roll d20 to inspect the plant

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Cherenkov_Light> Cherenkov find some rasberries growing on a bush

<Quicksilver> "Grab that hemp, we can use it to make fibers to repare saddlebags and stuff"

<Bob[MU]> (15 I believe)

<Able_Tome> (smth new)

<Cherenkov_Light> (was going for 14)

-*- Cherenkov_Light collects the a few of the berries and marks the location on the map for later

-*- Able_Tome scratches his hoof "Not quite sure about Bob."

<Cherenkov_Light> "What did you find, Able? Something we can use?"

<BlazingSky_> ( Alright. Forgive my newness. I roleplay a lot, I've just never gotten into PnP ) "Huh.. Ferns, weeds, nothing too special."

<Able_Tome> "I'm not quite sure Cherenkov. Haven't seen this kind of plant yet."

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

-*- Able_Tome looks at Cherenkov "Better take one as a sample, or...?"

<Cherenkov_Light> It sort of looks like hemp from back on earth.  Only know that from some textbooks.  We can use it to make string and cloth

<Cherenkov_Light> Go ahead and collect it. It's extremely useful

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<Able_Tome> "Oi Quick, you want some of there?"

<Quicksilver> bring it back, if its useful I might grow some

<Quicksilver> as soon as we get glass to build me a greenhouse

<Cherenkov_Light> Having collected the plants you continue on your way

-*- Able_Tome rises his brow "Really now? A green house?"

<Able_Tome> "Well, might as well take it then"

<Quicksilver> "gotta have a stock of plants close to home, im not trecking to the woods every time i need more"

-*- Able_Tome carefully snaps the plant using his cloak to hold it

<Bob[MU]> >inb4 gratuitous see-through horsesecks in glass house

-*- Able_Tome stashes the hemp-like plant into the saddlebag

<Cherenkov_Light> As you exit the woods to the hunting grounds you see something large laying in the field, flies buzzing around it

<Babylon__> Is that a carcass?

-*- Quicksilver moves to examine the object

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d20 for perception

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Ikea> Probably...

-*- Able_Tome tries to smell the air

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Bob[MU]> kek

<Quicksilver> [dont we wait for GM to tell us to roll?]

-*- Able_Tome coughs as some dirt gets into his lungs

<Ikea> (>Able snorts a fly)

<Bob[MU]> [Shit, probably.  My bad.]

-*- BlazingSky_ arches an eyebrow "Should we investigate?"

<Able_Tome> (or that, Ikea)

<Cherenkov_Light> You notice that it's the remains of a large animal.  Able coughs on the rancid smell

-*- Bob[MU] tries to determine what species it is

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

-*- Able_Tome coughs "God damnit. Just what I need, more crap getting into my lungs"

<Quicksilver> "keep your eyes out for what killed this thing guys"

-*- Quicksilver looks around the plains warily

<Cherenkov_Light> Whatever it is, it's too decayed to tell, but you see something moving from inside of it

<Bob[MU]> How did this thing die?

<Bob[MU]> >Star Wars

<Bob[MU]> >Alien

<Cherenkov_Light> Just then some worms burst forth from its body!

<Cherenkov_Light> Roll for init

-*- Bob[MU] jumps "NOPE"

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 15 == 15

-*- Able_Tome comes closer to the carcass and hovers his head over it

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Bob[MU]> :D

<Babylon__> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Ikea> ehh... I'm gonna need a poking stick for this... *heads back to the edge of the woods to look for one*

<Able_Tome> "Oh cr...!"

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<BlazingSky_> !roll d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 4d20

<GameServ> 6, 16, 17, 20 == 59

<Able_Tome> (>4 worms)

<Cherenkov_Light> One of the worms goes towards bob!

<Able_Tome> (this reminds me about Alpha Centauri game)

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Bob[MU]> GAH!

<Cherenkov_Light> It misses!

<Cherenkov_Light> Your turn blazing

<Bob[MU]> That's right

<Ikea> (Alpha centauri; OH GOD! ABANDON COLONY!)

-*- BlazingSky_ jumps forward, and attempts to stomp on the worm

<Able_Tome> (^This one knows)

<BlazingSky_> !roll d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Able_Tome> (mind worms)

<Cherenkov_Light> (please say what you're going to do when you roll, Blazing)

<Bob[MU]> (He was stomping the worm)

<Cherenkov_Light> (i'll assumed it was unarmed)

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Bob[MU]> Go BlazingSky!

<Cherenkov_Light> With a mighty strike, Blazing crushes a worm beneath his hoof!

<Ikea> whooo!

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Cherenkov_Light> Another worm attacks bob, but Bob dodges easily.  Your turn bob

<BlazingSky_> "Aha! Gotcha" Blaze then gags at the remains left on his hoof, as he drags it against the grass

-*- Bob[MU] slashes at a worm using a small knife

<Bob[MU]> With surgical precision

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Bob[MU]> lel

<Quicksilver> [and hits himself]

<Cherenkov_Light> With surgical precision you cut the air

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

-*- Bob[MU] splits an atom

<BlazingSky_> (Way to go, that air could have killed us!

<Cherenkov_Light> Another worm flails about with no effect

<Bob[MU]> (Air is poisonous- it just takes 70 years to die from it.)

<Bob[MU]> >De worms

<Quicksilver> [oxygen is]

<Able_Tome> [>savage worms]

<Cherenkov_Light> Quick, attack the darkness!

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<Bob[MU]> [How do we loot worms?]

-*- Quicksilver leaps forward and attempts to stomp a worm

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Quicksilver> oh shit

<Cherenkov_Light> ....

<Able_Tome> [You pick them up and cook them, silly]

<Babylon__> [Crushed worms as ingredients for tasty, tasty worm stew?]

<Able_Tome> [aw shit nigga

<Cherenkov_Light> roll d4

<Quicksilver> !roll d4

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Cherenkov_Light> lol

<Quicksilver> oh double shit

<Able_Tome> [ahaha]

<Quicksilver> [why.jpg]

<Able_Tome> [>inb4 worm gets into a asshole]

<Bob[MU]> [Oh God]

<Ikea> [this isn't ERPnP, Able]

<Cherenkov_Light> Quick stumbles and falls into the carcus, being covered in its innards. Take 4 damage

<BlazingSky_> (>inb4 worms x silver

<Able_Tome> [>inb4 needs an enema with alcohol

<Quicksilver> "fuck these bones are sharp"

<Cherenkov_Light> Go able

-*- Able_Tome tries to stomp the buggers

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Cherenkov_Light> One of the worms deftly avoids your hoof

<Cherenkov_Light> Go babylon

-*- Babylon__ flails about with his hooves, trying to stomp the worms so as to keep them from crawling up his legs.

<Able_Tome> "Dexterous little buggers!"

<Able_Tome> "You alright there Quick?"

<Babylon__> !roll d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Cherenkov_Light> roll d4

-*- Bob[MU] cheers on Babylon

<Babylon__> Eww...

-*- Babylon__ shudders at the icky worm paste that's now covering his right front hoof.

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d4

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Cherenkov_Light> yep, that's what happens allright

<BlazingSky_> (I'm gonna go for a quick bio break. Shouldn't be any longer than a few minutes.

-*- Able_Tome notices Quicksilver lying in the carcass, wide grin stretching on his face

-*- Cherenkov_Light stomps at another one

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Cherenkov_Light> but misses

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d4

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Able_Tome> [dem dice]

<Cherenkov_Light> One of the worms ties itself into a knoght and can't move

<Bob[MU]> lel

<Quicksilver> [all these nat1's]

<Able_Tome> "Ugh, what..."

<Cherenkov_Light> (just going to roll for blazing since he's not here)

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

-*- Able_Tome spectates the rediculous display before him

<Cherenkov_Light> miss

<Ikea> "is that even physiologically possible?"

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d4

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Able_Tome> "Only if there is a type of worm insanity, Ikea"

<Cherenkov_Light> A worm nips at able for 1 damage

<Cherenkov_Light> Go bob

<Able_Tome> "Ouch! These things have teeth!"

<Ikea> "hmm..."

-*- Bob[MU] slashes at the worm that isn't tied up

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Bob[MU]> There we go!

<Cherenkov_Light> nice

<BlazingSky_> (Alright, I'm here now.

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d6

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Bob[MU]> :D

<Cherenkov_Light> You cut the worm into tiny bits

<Bob[MU]> [Thanks Quicksilver!]

<Cherenkov_Light> (want to roll, I did for you, but you can)

<Able_Tome> "A worm sushi? Having fun, Bob?"

<Bob[MU]> I'm good with your roll

<Cherenkov_Light> I was talking to blazing

<Bob[MU]> SORRY

<Cherenkov_Light> ITS OKAY

<BlazingSky_> (Nah, I'm fine.

<Cherenkov_Light> (allright)

<Cherenkov_Light> Quick, finish this

-*- Quicksilver disengages herself from the carcass and staggers to her feet

<Quicksilver> !roll d20 to stomp a worm

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Cherenkov_Light> You still stagger, and wobble a bit, but cannot maage to hit the worm that's tied up

<Cherenkov_Light> Roll Ikea

<Ikea> !roll 1d20 to levitate the worm

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Ikea> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Ikea> (oh well... thought, might want to stash teh )

<Ikea> (the last worm, as a sample)

<Ikea> (Able, think of the SCIENCE!)

<Cherenkov_Light> wincing in pain, your magic backfires on you and take 1 damage, no magic for 2 rounds

<Able_Tome> [to we even have the implements to contain it?]

<Cherenkov_Light> Able, go

<Able_Tome> [mm-yes....science]

<Ikea> [hmm... might not, saddlebags? might eat through them though]

-*- Able_Tome jumps on top of the worm, trying to squish it

<Bob[MU]> [We pet wormy now?]

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Able_Tome> !roll d4

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Bob[MU]> [We pet wormy now]

<Able_Tome> [fug]

<Cherenkov_Light> You jump over the worm and fall.

<Cherenkov_Light> Babylon, please kill the worm

-*- Able_Tome rolls on back thinking about what the hell he was doing back there

-*- Babylon__ tries to stomp the worm under his hoof.

<Babylon__> !roll d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Able_Tome> "Curse you, karma..." he exclaims, as an image of Quicksilver lying in the carcass resurfaces in his memory

<Bob[MU]> [BEFRIEND THE WORM!]

<Cherenkov_Light> .... It's the skeletons all over agiain....

<BlazingSky_> (2late

<Cherenkov_Light> You miss the worm somehow too

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Cherenkov_Light> And so do I

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d4

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Cherenkov_Light> It attacks me for 2 damage and I wince in pain

<Able_Tome> [I stil say - pray that the worm will not roll nat20]

<Cherenkov_Light> Go blazing

<Able_Tome> [or yer going to get an alien in your cavern]

<Ikea> [mindworm symbiosis. "We have emerged"]

<BlazingSky_> !roll d20 as Blaze approaches the worm, and prays to celestia that it forgot that he killed it's brother, and will accept his friendship

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Cherenkov_Light> .....

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<Bob[MU]> "Okay Mr. Worm.  I know you're all tied up at the moment but I really do think we all can be friends!"

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Cherenkov_Light> .... really...

<BlazingSky_> (Victory!

<Ikea> [HAHAHAHAHA]

<Bob[MU]> WE PET WORMY NOW!

<Ikea> oh... good...

<Cherenkov_Light> It understands your words somehow, and doesn't attack

<Ikea> That's noe way to get experimentation subjects...

<Cherenkov_Light> fuck it....

-*- BlazingSky_ bends over, and gives bestworm a few strokes "Heeey, I think it likes me!"

<Ikea> [BobXWorm GO!]

-*- Able_Tome pounds his head on the ground

<Able_Tome> "Really?"

-*- Quicksilver notices that she is bleeding heavily from several large cuts on her flank and back "um... ow..."

<Cherenkov_Light> you and your damn empathy powers pegasuses

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Babylon__> You're getting one of those fuckers as your pet?

-*- BlazingSky_ nods "See? He's not attacking me." Pets wormy a few more times "Damn right I am"

<Able_Tome> [hah]

<Bob[MU]> Too bad it's not a duct tape worm.

<Cherenkov_Light> Upon further inspection of the corpse, you notice that there are two spears lodged in its back

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Bob[MU]> WORMY CONFIRMED FOR MURDERER

<Cherenkov_Light> They seem to be in good condition

<Ikea> "Umm... might want to get those disinfected, Quick... I don't think that carcas is very safe"

<Ikea> I guess I'll take a spear

<Bob[MU]> Our two strongest should get the spears.  Blazing and Cherenkov?

<Ikea> nvm. that's better

-*- Able_Tome glances at Ikea and Quick pessimistically from the ground "Indeed."

<Cherenkov_Light> Also, the rest of the beast seems salagable if you want to loot some sinnews or stuff to make instruments.  It has horns, too

-*- Quicksilver winces in pain as she moves "Man those bones really are sharp"

<Bob[MU]> Sorry.  I want a spear too, but this makes more sense.

-*- Bob[MU] tends to Quicksilver's wounds with one of his bedrags

-*- BlazingSky_ shakes his head "Uhm.. I dunno about that, maybe I could use Wormy here as a weapon? Y'know, training him to attack things?"

-*- Able_Tome rolls on his hooves and gets up, dusting his cloak for a bit

<Cherenkov_Light> Not at this point, blazing

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d20 to loot beast for musical supplies

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Bob[MU]> :D

<Able_Tome> "Yeah Blaze...a very deep incursion worm."

<Cherenkov_Light> yes, you get the horns and stuff to make the instruments

<Cherenkov_Light> (we guitars soon)

<Ikea> "mighgt want to grab some meat for Wormy, Bob. I don't have any idea what it'll want to eat"

<Bob[MU]> (We violin/trumpet first m8)

<Cherenkov_Light> (so am I getting the spear then?)

-*- BlazingSky_ sighs "Alright.." He places wormy atop his back and approaches the corpse "What was that about spears?"

<Bob[MU]> I already looted, someone else do so!

-*- Bob[MU] offers Cheren one of the spears 'You're one of the stronger pones here."

<Cherenkov_Light> Well, Ikea has one

<Cherenkov_Light> Here, Blazing, you can take my dagger, then

-*- Cherenkov_Light takes spear and hands Blazing the dagger

<Babylon__> We might be able to use the meat as food. Cooking it for long enough should kill anything dangerous inside.

<Ikea> Blazing should take mine, then

-*- Quicksilver sits down on the ground to examine her wounds

-*- BlazingSky_ takes Cherenkov's dagger "Thanks, friend"

-*- Able_Tome comes closer to Quicksilver "Anything serious?"

<Cherenkov_Light> No problem

<Ikea> I forgot I wasn't the last one without gear

-*- Bob[MU] examines using medical knowledge "Lacerations aren't too bad, look painful though.  You should be fine.

<Cherenkov_Light> That's fine, hopefully we might find something else along the way

-*- Quicksilver glances at Able "its there is a pretty deep stab from one of the bones, thats what im worried about"

<Bob[MU]> I'd really like a weapon of my own soon

<Ikea> "yeah, still, Blaze should have it 'til then. Spear>Dagger"

<Able_Tome> "Hmm...too bad we didn't take a bottle with alcohol."

<Cherenkov_Light> Dear god, we're becoming a bunch of murderhobos. Hope Celestia doesn't mind

<Ikea> "And I'm not much for for physical confrontations, anyway"

<Quicksilver> "Bob you should use one of the horns as a dagger"

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<BlazingSky_> "I'm happy with just a dagger..." Peers over to the spears "Shouldn't we clean those off first?"

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Babylon__> You know, piss actually works great as a desinfectant. I know it sounds awful, but we could try.

<Able_Tome> "Cherenkov, do we have anything that contains alcohol with us?"

<Cherenkov_Light> It's really sharp enough to do just that

-*- Bob[MU] fashions one of the looted horns as the most badass bombin' dagger ever

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

-*- Bob[MU] hands Quicksilver her small knife back

<Cherenkov_Light> Some crappy wine that I brought, but better than nothing

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d100

<GameServ> 34 == 34

<Able_Tome> "Well, unless anyone wants to go an take a piss, Babylon, we can't test that theory."

-*- Quicksilver takes the knife and stands back up "ill be fine for now guys, lets more on"

<Cherenkov_Light> 34 proof

<Able_Tome> "Should work, Cher."

<Ikea> "Are you sure? You'd do more good with this spear than I would. We'll clean them when we get back to the river"

-*- Cherenkov_Light hands the bottle to able

-*- Bob[MU] hands a bedrag to Able

-*- Able_Tome takes the bottle and passes it up to Quick

<Able_Tome> "Here. You know the drill"

<Quicksilver> "ok here goes"

<Cherenkov_Light> Roll d4 for heal when ready

-*- Quicksilver winces in pain as she uses the alcoholl to clean the cut

<Quicksilver> !roll d4

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Cherenkov_Light> Well, better than nothing

-*- Able_Tome nods "Thanks." Able takes the bedrag and tries to stash it into the saddlebag

-*- Quicksilver drinks some of the alcohol to try and dull the pain

-*- BlazingSky_ nods "I'm fine, Ikea. I'd rather do my best to stay out of fights. I'm only taking the dagger to have some form of protection."

<Bob[MU]> "I meant that for applying the alcohol, but whatevs'

<Quicksilver> "right lets carry on guys"

<Cherenkov_Light> Allright, might as well set out.  I want to scout a couple other places as well

-*- Able_Tome smiles "Ho there, just don't overdo that wine bit. You know how this cheap liquer tends to screw body up"

-*- Able_Tome follows Cherenkov "Lead the way."

<Bob[MU]> [You now realize that alcohol-soaked tampons are a thing]

-*- Cherenkov_Light takes a look at the map and starts walking

<Cherenkov_Light> Here we go

-*- BlazingSky_ follows the group, quietly chatting with Wormy

<Ikea> "Ok, if you're sure, Blaze. I guess I have my poking stick now, though" *pokes carcass*

<Cherenkov_Light> The worm slithers in response

-*- Ikea notices the group left and trots after them

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

-*- Babylon__ follows after Cherenkov, taking a wide berth around the carcass.

<Cherenkov_Light> As you continue through the fields, you see something interesting in the distance

<Bob[MU]> "Hey guys there's something interesting in the distance!"

<BlazingSky_> (How cryptic) Blaze arches an eyebrow "What is it?"

<Able_Tome> "Hmm?"

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d20 for perception

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Cherenkov_Light> Scorpions of various sizes are traveling up north.  The largest ones are the size of trucks

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d10

<Able_Tome> [>trucks]

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Ikea> "... That'd be pretty cool if it wasn't so horrifying"

<Babylon__> "Oh fuck me, we're gonna have to fight those?"

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-*- BlazingSky_ 's jaw drops, as he instantly covers his eyes as he spots the scorpions "Ohnonononono"

<Cherenkov_Light> They don't notice you at all and continue slowly along the way

-*- Bob[MU]_ stares in horror

-*- Able_Tome arches his brow at the sight of a humongous scorpions

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-*- Quicksilver coruches down to hide in the grass"

<Bob[MU]_> PHew.

<Able_Tome> "Equestria, please"

<Ikea> "sooo.... do we follow them? a massive scorpion migration is pretty interesting. . ."

<Quicksilver> "we do not"

-*- Bob[MU]_ elongates his neck "NOPE"

<Cherenkov_Light> Yes, straight into more of them. great idea

<Ikea> "Awwwh"

<Able_Tome> "I'm not sure if we have enough power to fend them off if something will go wrong.""

<BlazingSky_> "F-follow them?! Silver, they're giant scorpions!"

<Cherenkov_Light> They're not bothering us, so let's leave them be

<Quicksilver> "once we get a telescope then we can watch from a safe distance, but for now, no"

<Babylon__> "Well, maybe they're friendly? You never know when you're in Equestria."

-*- Able_Tome shot a glare at Babylon "A friendly scorpion of that size?"

<Bob[MU]_> The question is, why are they moving?  Where did they come from?

<Ikea> "We could always send Bob in to talk to one. . ." *evil grin*

-*- Bob[MU]_ glowers at Ikea

<Bob[MU]_> [Pet scorpion when?]

<Quicksilver> "i think we should avoid their territory"

<Ikea> [Mount Scorpion NAOW]

-*- Quicksilver notions in the other direction "lets go this way"

-*- Cherenkov_Light leads the party in a path wide of them and heads towards hunter's valley

-*- Able_Tome bops Ikea from behind "Or you, Perfect"

<Bob[MU]_> Sounds good.  Be on the lookout though, they could've been moving away from something.

<Able_Tome> "Agreed, Quick"

<Ikea> "heehee... I eh- I totally woult... eh... I- I just... I'm not that good with naimals"

<Quicksilver> "if dozens of truck scorpions are scared of something... i dont want to know what it is"

-*- BlazingSky_ shivers

<Cherenkov_Light> "allright, we just have time to check one cave here before we go towards red blast valley.  I want to get back before nightfall

<Able_Tome> "Oh come now, you don't need to be good with animals"

-*- Able_Tome leans forward to Ikea and whispers "Just act as a little. Helpless. Mouse"

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 12 == 12

-*- Ikea whimpers

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-*- Able_Tome backs off and smiles "Instincts will do the rest!"

-*- Bob[MU] agrees with both suggestions

<Cherenkov_Light> As you reach the caves, Cherenkov is able to find a branch laying about

<Bob[MU]> [EVERYBODY ROLL PERCEPTION THE BRANCH COULD BE A TRAP]

<Able_Tome> [>dat paranoia]

<Ikea> [natural 1: IT'S A BRANCH MIMIC!]

-*- Quicksilver checks if the branch is a snake

<BlazingSky_> (kek

-*- Cherenkov_Light cuts the branch into a torch and hands it to Blazing after lighting it.  "Here, this should be useful in case we can't use magic to light the way"

<Bob[MU]> [Was kidding btw]

<Bob[MU]> I'm pretty proficient with my magic, though.

<BlazingSky_> (I had no idea.

<Bob[MU]> As proficient as a week's worth of training allows

<Cherenkov_Light> Well, go ahead and show us. (roll d20 to light up cave)

-*- BlazingSky_ takes it in his hoof or whatever the fuck ponies do. "Alrighty, thanks"

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Bob[MU]> Welp

<Bob[MU]> [Oh God. Last time magic backfired with me present...]

<Babylon__> I haven't even had the chance to train much, I only arrived here last night...

<Cherenkov_Light> Bob yelps in pain as his magic sputters. take 1

-*- BlazingSky_ thinks to himself "Blazing torch shall light the way!' snickering afterwards

-*- Bob[MU] yelps

<Quicksilver> "i did some pretty impressive stuff in the tavern last night with magic"

<Cherenkov_Light> Now's a good time to start.  I was pretty damn lucky to blind that sea serpant that attacked us on the river

-*- Able_Tome points his hoof up "Impressive failures too."

-*- Bob[MU] frowns at Blazing.  "Leave the puns/wordplays to me mister!"

<Quicksilver> "levitated spilled liquid back into a glass.... and then shattered a glass"

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<Cherenkov_Light> (anyone else going to try to light?)

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<Cherenkov_Light> (roll d20 if you do)

<Babylon__> [If you do what?]

<Ikea> !roll 1d20 I'll try to play lightbulb

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Able_Tome> "Let me try it, Bob..."

<Bob[MU]> Go for it!

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<BlazingSky_> "Isn't the torch enough?"

<Able_Tome> [useless unicorns]

<Cherenkov_Light> Ikea and able both get nasty headaches.

<Cherenkov_Light> and take 1

<Quicksilver> "We trying light spells?"

<Bob[MU]> "Same boat as me Able"

<Cherenkov_Light> Yep

<Quicksilver> "count me out, dont want any more injuries"

<Ikea> "oooooch... better with more than one lightsource, Blaze"

<Cherenkov_Light> Allright. Let me try

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 9 == 9

-*- Able_Tome rubs his forehead "Now this is what I can't understand."

-*- Cherenkov_Light gets a nasty headache as well

<Quicksilver> "Well cherenkov 'light', why cant you 'light' the way?

<Bob[MU]> "And here I thought I was really getting adept at magic too..."

<Cherenkov_Light> Good thing I found that stick....

<Babylon__> Wait, wait, let me try, I haven't ever done anything like this, but there's a first time for everything, right?

<Able_Tome> "We know the spells, we even performe some of them magnificently, yet they still tent to fail"

<Cherenkov_Light> We can't control it yet, though. We don't have the training

<Babylon__> !roll d20 for lightbulb pone

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Cherenkov_Light> Sure

<Cherenkov_Light> ....

<Bob[MU]> lel

<Babylon__> "Ow, fuck!"

<Quicksilver> [...]

<BlazingSky_> (gg

<Bob[MU]> >De Unicorns

<Able_Tome> [lightbulbs internally]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d100

<GameServ> 36 == 36

<Bob[MU]> >36 points of damage

<Ikea> [The horns! they do nothing!]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Bob[MU]> oh shit

<Cherenkov_Light> Babylon fries himself for 4 damage

<Cherenkov_Light> See what I mean?

<Bob[MU]> How do we light this branch?

-*- BlazingSky_ shudders "You okay, Babylon?"

<Able_Tome> "I have a theory. Perhaps this zone is anomalous and disrupts magic?"

<Cherenkov_Light> I lit it already with the firestarting supplies.

<Bob[MU]> Oh, cool.

-*- Able_Tome rubs his chin while sitting on his haunches

<Cherenkov_Light> Looks like you have point Blaze since you have the light.  Lead the way

<BlazingSky_> "Or perhaps there's some magical creature underground, that is sapping all the mana?"

<Quicksilver> "could be an ore in the walls which absorbs magic right Able?"

<Bob[MU]> Or maybe we're just trying to make excuses...

-*- BlazingSky_ nods, and then slowly trots into the cave

<Ikea> would we get the feedback if it wasn't working, though?

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Able_Tome> "Magicka draining materials...riiight"

<Quicksilver> "pfft, i doubt such things exist... right?

<Cherenkov_Light> The entrance is pretty much baren and you enter a passage going down

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

-*- Able_Tome shakes his head at Quick's comment "Sorbium? Here? That would be just great..."

<Ikea> We just watched truck sized scorpions... I'm not much for scepticism any more...

-*- Able_Tome sighs "Especially knowing how that story ends"

<Cherenkov_Light> As you come to the next cave, some water is seen dripping in front of you coming from the ceiling

<Quicksilver> "indeed"

<Bob[MU]> k

-*- BlazingSky_ extends his tongue, and tries to catch a few droplets of water

<BlazingSky_> !roll d20

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Cherenkov_Light> It is a large cave, so your torch does not reach very far into the distance

-*- Bob[MU] tries to examine how sturdy the ceiling if

-*- Able_Tome chuckles "Perhaps we're all living in on of those fanfic stories, if we have bloody elephant scorpions walking around"

-*- Quicksilver moves to let the water drip onto her cuts

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Quicksilver> "Ahh lovely and cool"

<BlazingSky_> "Mm~ Tasty."

<Bob[MU]> Bad idea Quick, that water could be contaminated from the dirt

<Cherenkov_Light> Some of the water drips onto Blaze's tongue and tasts refreshing!  Bob cannot see the ceiling

<Babylon__> >yfw magic-disrupting water

<BlazingSky_> >tfw not unicorn

-*- Able_Tome lets the water drip on his mane

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Ikea> hmm... looks like there's a spring here. might be useful for a future water source

<Able_Tome> [>implying that needed a dice roll]

<Cherenkov_Light> [yeah]

<Cherenkov_Light> [wasting your good ones up]

<Bob[MU]> [You successfully let the water drip onto the mane]

<Able_Tome> [hue]

<BlazingSky_> (You're a hero, Able

<Able_Tome> [do it with the class]

<Cherenkov_Light> Which way do you think we should go, Blaze?

<Ikea> [Able flicks his wet mane around in slow motion]

<BlazingSky_> "Uhhm... Well, first of all, we should make a map so we don't get lost."

<Able_Tome> [reading my thoughts, Ikea]

<Able_Tome> [>inb4 homo-resistance roll]

<Able_Tome> [critical fail turns you into a raging faggot]

<Ikea> [I wish I could quit you, Able...]

<Babylon__> "Has anyone brought any writing supplies?"

<Cherenkov_Light> So, start around the walls then, taking the right wall at each turn?

<Bob[MU]> [nat  20 turns you into a raging faget]

<Ikea> sounds like a plan.

<Bob[MU]> I have 2 bedrags left

<BlazingSky_> "Sounds like a plan."

<Quicksilver> [be right back]

<Able_Tome> [oh you, Ikea]

<Cherenkov_Light> I suppose I could use the back of our map

<BlazingSky_> (christ, Ikea, I think you're a psychic.

<Babylon__> [>implying I'm not already a faget]

<Cherenkov_Light> [babyon x ikea now ship]

<Bob[MU]> [>Implyng we're not all fagets just some haven't embraced it]

<Ikea> [I'm in your head, noming your thoughts]

<Cherenkov_Light> Anyeay

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 3d20

<GameServ> 2, 7, 10 == 19

<Bob[MU]> >3 more worms

<BlazingSky_> (Wormy is our diplomat

<Cherenkov_Light> Nothing of value is on the walls of the cave, and no entrance is seen

<Cherenkov_Light> else where

<Able_Tome> [Don't play with madness, love. It might become your friend.]

<Ikea> [... with benefits]

<Cherenkov_Light> The only spots left to check are in the center where you couldn't see from the walls

-*- Able_Tome stretches out

-*- Bob[MU] checks out the area in the center

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Bob[MU]> sheeit

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Able_Tome> [its happening]

<Cherenkov_Light> You trip over a rock

<Cherenkov_Light> and are lost from the view of the others

-*- Bob[MU] gets flashbacks to ravenous squirrel army

<Bob[MU]> "ahhhhhhh"

-*- Able_Tome comes closer to Bob and taps him "You alright?"

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Bob[MU]> Yeah, I'll be fine.  Help me up, will you?

-*- BlazingSky_ follows able, illuminating the area

<Cherenkov_Light> It's just an ordinary rock

-*- Able_Tome stretches the hoof to Bob

-*- Bob[MU] takes out, awkwardly getting up

-*- Bob[MU] slashes at the rock

<Cherenkov_Light> The rock goes off into the darkness

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Bob[MU]> lel

<Able_Tome> "There. Now...these caves seem quite barren."

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d4

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Bob[MU]> uh oh

<Bob[MU]> >inb4 the rock hits a big bad

<Cherenkov_Light> You hear a growing sound from the darkness

<Bob[MU]> DANGIT

-*- Able_Tome stiffens

<Cherenkov_Light> Lots of barking

<BlazingSky_> (>growing) Blaze freezes

<Able_Tome> "Diamond dogs?"

<Ikea> ".... barking?"

<Cherenkov_Light> You see many pairs of eyes start to appear

<Bob[MU]> Oh good, they're just eyeballs

<Cherenkov_Light> This is from the one area you had yet to check

<BlazingSky_> "Th-they're sentient right..?"

<Bob[MU]> Fugg

-*- Able_Tome starts to slowly back away, bumping into Bob

<Cherenkov_Light> Good job, bob

-*- Ikea slowly edges towards exit

<Bob[MU]> They kinda took damage...

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Bob[MU]> I'm sorry!

<Able_Tome> "Bad. Bad. Bad."

<Cherenkov_Light> They all start charging at you!

<Babylon__> "Pretty sure they're spaient too, but probably not friendly..."

<Bob[MU]> AUGH

-*- BlazingSky_ slowly backs up "Hey, fellas.. Sorry we intruded on you, we're leav- RUN RUN RUN!!"

<Babylon__> [Running away checks?]

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d20 to try to make friends with the dogs

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Ikea> "BALLS" *set spear against charge*

<Cherenkov_Light> (now's your only chance. yes)

<Able_Tome> "RUN!"

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d20 to RUN

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<BlazingSky_> !roll d20 for flight out of the cave

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Able_Tome> !roll d20 to run

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Ikea> or that... *runs*

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Babylon__> !roll 1d20 for OH DEAR GOD THEY'RE AFTER ME!

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Bob[MU]> [phew]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Able_Tome> [>dat Ikea roll]

<Cherenkov_Light> Bob cannot mak frinds with the dogs and runs

<Ikea> [whelp... see you on the flipside, guys]

<Bob[MU]> [rip in piece]

<Cherenkov_Light> Blazing and Ikea are the only ones to remain

<Able_Tome> [aw shit nigger]

<BlazingSky_> ( I think I've got to drop out for a half hour or so.

<Cherenkov_Light> [blze and ikea roll for init)

<Able_Tome> [flee while you still can

<Cherenkov_Light> (k almost done)

<Ikea> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Bob[MU]> [Flee back into town then]

<BlazingSky_> !roll d20 to pick myself up and run for it nigguh

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 3d20

<GameServ> 1, 18, 4 == 23

<BlazingSky_> !roll d20 initiative it is.

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Bob[MU]> >Dem extremes

<BlazingSky_> ( can I use wormy in this fight?

<Cherenkov_Light> One of the dogs steps forward into the light and attacks Blazing

<Cherenkov_Light> (as bait)

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d4

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Bob[MU]> [Can I help in any way?]

<Cherenkov_Light> It nips at Blazing for 2 damage

<Cherenkov_Light> [next turn]

<BlazingSky_> (I've got how much health?

<Cherenkov_Light> Go ikea

<Quicksilver> [and back]

<Ikea> !roll 1d20 for flashbang spell

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Cherenkov_Light> (10 hp - whatever you damage you took)

<Ikea> !roll 1d4 muth-frazza...

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Bob[MU]> [Why roll 1d4?]

<Able_Tome> [I think we're going to have some corpses to retrieve  today, Quick]

-*- Bob[MU] flattens his ears

<Cherenkov_Light> The flashbang goes offin your eyes and the pain from it gives you a shock

<Quicksilver> [cant we help them?]

<Ikea> [spell failiure makes magic useless for 1d4 turns]

<Cherenkov_Light> [next turn]

<Bob[MU]> [Oh, right.  Thanks for the reminder]

<Able_Tome> [yeah, we can step in during next one]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 2d20

<GameServ> 7, 19 == 26

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d4

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Cherenkov_Light> Another one tears with its claws at Ikea!

<Cherenkov_Light> "Guys, we should head back! Let's go!"

<Cherenkov_Light> [everyone roll for init]

-*- Bob[MU] nods

<Quicksilver> "Come on we have to help them"

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 2 == 2

-*- Able_Tome stops running and looks back at the duo. Short moments later he decides to go back

<Ikea> !roll 1d20 for init

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Babylon__> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Able_Tome> [Hah, Quikck s the fastest runner, it seems]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 3d20

<GameServ> 6, 20, 7 == 33

<Bob[MU]> >20

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d4

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Able_Tome> [bodies it is]

<Cherenkov_Light> The remaining one leaps at Chere for for damage!

<Bob[MU]> [neighin intensifies]

<Cherenkov_Light> go bab

-*- Bob[MU] sprints to the diamond dog attacking Cherenkov, slashing at him with GLORIOUS HORN DAGGER

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Cherenkov_Light> ... bab, not bob

<Cherenkov_Light> oh well

-*- Babylon__ tries to buck one of the attacking diamond dogs in the face.

<Babylon__> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Cherenkov_Light> (I'll allow it on your turn, bob)

<Bob[MU]> [Whelp, sorry]

<Able_Tome> [get back into the ranks, Jenkins]

<Quicksilver> [hue]

<Cherenkov_Light> Babyon misses the dog (regular not diamond) but bob hits

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d6

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Cherenkov_Light> And it winces in pain

<Babylon__> [Oh, I thought we were fighting diamond dogs.]

<BlazingSky_> ( Yeah, same.

<Cherenkov_Light> Go able

<Bob[MU]> [Same here]

<Cherenkov_Light> [fine they're diamond dogs] [more attacks for me then]

<Bob[MU]> [nonoononoonononononoooo]

<BlazingSky_> ( welp.

-*- Able_Tome throws a potent poison dipped dart into the dog's neck

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Cherenkov_Light> It hits

<Bob[MU]> "Guys continue attacking these not-Diamond Dogs!

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d4

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Able_Tome> (d3 + d3?)

<Cherenkov_Light> (sure)

<Able_Tome> !roll 2d3

<GameServ> 3, 3 == 6

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d3

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Cherenkov_Light> lol

<Bob[MU]> yay

<Cherenkov_Light> You bring down one of the dogs. Two remain

<Able_Tome> [fug u, Cher, maximum damage and poison]

-*- Cherenkov_Light charges one with the spear

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Able_Tome> [hmm...always wondered when that addition for d3 was made. I remember seeing it once in the game]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d8

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<BlazingSky_> ( When is it my turn?

<Bob[MU]> >3-sided dice

<Able_Tome> [for darts]

<Able_Tome> [+poison]

<Able_Tome> [nah, I mean in these sessions]

<Cherenkov_Light> (now)

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<Babylon__> [Can't you theoretically use any dN in here?]

-*- Cherenkov_Light impales one, but it's still breathing

-*- BlazingSky_ tries to slash at a diamond dog's jugular, and sends wormy off to distract them (Should I do 2d20 for wormy's distraction?

<Cherenkov_Light> [up to 100 here]

<Ikea> [any 1-100, yeah]

<Cherenkov_Light> [sure]

<Bob[MU]> [Stop saying diamond dog pls

<Babylon__> [But we could use a d39, if we wanted to.]

<Babylon__> [Huh.]

<BlazingSky_> !roll 2d20 First one is wormy, second is Blaze's

<GameServ> 10, 20 == 30

<Cherenkov_Light> [the non diamond diamond dogs]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d6

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Cherenkov_Light> Nah, you roll

<Cherenkov_Light> since you gotta leave in a bit

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<BlazingSky_> (Okay, what should I roll for my damage using the knife?

<Cherenkov_Light> roll 1d6

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<BlazingSky_> (Shit, yeah, I need to leave.

<BlazingSky_> ( You guys minion me back to base or whatever

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<Cherenkov_Light> (k)

<Able_Tome> [time to sacrifice an NPC]

<Cherenkov_Light> Guess he does 1 damage

<Cherenkov_Light> *2 with crit sorry

<Bob[MU]> [inb4 we roll crit fails for Blazing/Wormy]

<Bob[MU]> [BlazeXWormy Confirmed]

<Cherenkov_Light> He finishes off the one that was impailed

<Cherenkov_Light> Ikea's up I think

<Ikea> !roll 1d20 stabby stabby

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Cherenkov_Light> IKEA ATTACKS THE DARKNESS

<Cherenkov_Light> Go quicksilver

<Ikea> [I'm still seeing afterimages from the flashbang]

-*- Quicksilver runs into the fray with her knife, trying to go for the legs of the dog

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Quicksilver> [really?]

<Bob[MU]> [You miss and slash the jugular]

<Cherenkov_Light> The dog is too nimble for you

<Quicksilver> [am i ever gonna get a good roll this game?]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Cherenkov_Light> The dog misses Quicksilver by inches

<Cherenkov_Light> Babylon's turn

-*- Babylon__ charges forward, trying to stab one of the dogs with his horn.

<Babylon__> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Babylon__> [Fuck.]

<Cherenkov_Light> You stumble off and don't even come close

<Ikea> [we'll be rolling in our graves soon...]

<Cherenkov_Light> Go bob

-*- Bob[MU] unleashes the fury of a thousand suns on the remaining dog with his GLORIOUS HORN DAGGER

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Cherenkov_Light> lol

<Quicksilver> [topkek]

<Bob[MU]> [neighs internally]

<Cherenkov_Light> you know what to do. roll 1d4

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Bob[MU]> :D

<Quicksilver> [d6, its a knife]

<Bob[MU]> [>inb4 I cut my hair

<Bob[MU]> :(

<Bob[MU]> !roll 1d6

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Cherenkov_Light> (oh with knife)

<Bob[MU]> LEL

<Quicksilver> [nevermind then]

<Cherenkov_Light> Bob cuts his hair as he swings wildly and nicks himself in the side

<Bob[MU]> Fuuuuck you

<Cherenkov_Light> Go able

-*- Able_Tome tries to cast a magic missle at the beast

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Able_Tome> !roll d4

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Able_Tome> [what was the success rate for those, btw]

<Quicksilver> [>magic nerf]

<Cherenkov_Light> [14 min for magic]

<Able_Tome> [pain train it is]

<Cherenkov_Light> And Able's horn sputters and fizzles for 1 damage, no magic for 2 rounds

<Bob[MU]> [Shit, I have to go.  Minion for me.  Terribly sorry comrades]

<Cherenkov_Light> nvm the damage

<Cherenkov_Light> that's fine

<Ikea> see ya, bob

<Babylon__> [Bye.]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Cherenkov_Light> My attack misses as I swing wildly

<Able_Tome> "Blasted horn! I seriously hope that there are no sorbium deposits here."

<Bob[MU]> [I expect a pastebin of this!]

<Cherenkov_Light> Go ikea

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<Ikea> !roll 1d20 stabby stabby, enemy this time

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Ikea> [oooor not...]

<Cherenkov_Light> and quick

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<BlazingSky> (Hey, what'd I miss?

-*- Quicksilver moves forward, attempting to spin round and knife the dog

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Cherenkov_Light> both miss

<Quicksilver> [hah, my luck cannot be this bad]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d4

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Cherenkov_Light> It gashes babylon with its claws for 4!

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Babylon__> "Ow!"

-*- BlazingSky shakes his head, and reawakens from his minion-ness

<Cherenkov_Light> sorry thought you left.

<Cherenkov_Light> Your turn babylon

<Babylon__> [Oh.]

-*- Babylon__ tries to buck one of the dogs again.

<Babylon__> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d4

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Cherenkov_Light> You smash it on its side for 3 damage

<BlazingSky> ( I did leave, and only now did I come back

<Cherenkov_Light> Bob's up

<Babylon__> "Hah, got that fucker!"

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Cherenkov_Light> and he misses

<Cherenkov_Light> Go able

-*- Able_Tome stab dog's eye with a horn

<Able_Tome> *stabs

<Able_Tome> !roll d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Able_Tome> !roll d4

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Cherenkov_Light> Able attempts, but the dog is just too quick!

<Cherenkov_Light> (no d4)

<Cherenkov_Light> Go blazing

-*- BlazingSky slashes at a dog with his dagger

<BlazingSky> !roll d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Cherenkov_Light> roll d6

<BlazingSky> !roll d6

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Cherenkov_Light> Blazing's wind attempts cut himself in the legs!

<Cherenkov_Light> for 2 damage

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d8 for spear

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Cherenkov_Light> sorry, GM 2 OP plz nerf

<Cherenkov_Light> The final dog explodes brilliatnly with a loud pop and crumbles to pieces

<Cherenkov_Light> This brings you to the realizing that you don't know exactly what you were fighting before

<Cherenkov_Light> Do you inspect the remaining two bodies?

<Quicksilver> [need to go now guys, Loot all the stuff for me Able]

<Cherenkov_Light> k

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<Ikea> >do we inspect

<Babylon__> [I'm willing to see what they've got on them; I need a weapon of some sort.]

<Ikea> Is that even a question? LOOOOOOOOOT

<Cherenkov_Light> roll d20 if you do

-*- BlazingSky places a hoof against his wound, and grimaces "d-did we w-win?"

<Ikea> !roll 1d20 LOOOOOOOOT

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Babylon__> !roll 1d20 for loot

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Ikea> "I think so... damn... we really need to practice..."

<Cherenkov_Light> Agreed.

<Cherenkov_Light> You notice that thse dog shaped things were made of weak stone.

<Cherenkov_Light> possibly chalk

<BlazingSky> *6 health* "Did we bring any m-medical supplies?"

<Cherenkov_Light> However, you do find deeper where they came from some gear

<Babylon__> What do we find?

<Ikea> "Chalk... that's useable as a flux, right? should probably bring it"

<Cherenkov_Light> You find two daggers that need repairing and several pounds of ores

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 2d20

<GameServ> 4, 14 == 18

<Cherenkov_Light> You find copper and iron upon closer inspection

<Cherenkov_Light> You also find a map to another cave system not to far from here

<Babylon__> "This is amazing, maybe we'll even be able to make simple electronic circuits with this copper!"

<Ikea> Well, we'd need magnets for that

<Cherenkov_Light> the copper is a small amount, only 4 ounces.

<Babylon__> [How much is that in grams?]

-*- BlazingSky trots over, hoof still placed on his wound "Anything good?"

<Ikea> [google tells meabout 113 grams]

<Babylon__> [Alright.]

<Cherenkov_Light> Well, with the iron, we should be able to make a few things for the colony, but I don't see where came from

<Ikea> A bit of flux, ores and two daggers in bad shape...

<Cherenkov_Light> The source is probably in another cave not to far from here

<Ikea> Maybe it's an old stash?

<Cherenkov_Light> Maybe, but still, why guard such an area?

<Cherenkov_Light> I think we should head back, though, before it gets dark

<Ikea> The place might warrant a proper expedition?

<Cherenkov_Light> Strong could use the iron and should be able to repair those blades

<Ikea> good idea.... don't want to get caught in case of scorpion stragglers *shudders*

<Cherenkov_Light> and so you leave the valley and decide to head back to town instead of further exploration

<Cherenkov_Light> The last rays of the sun set behind you as you make it wearily

<Ikea> Whelp. I got a poking stick, Blaze got a pet... good day, all in all

<BlazingSky> "A-and a few new battlescars."

<Babylon__> [>tfw no magic monster that turns mares into stallions]

-*- Cherenkov_Light says, "Well, it's been fun and at least we're helping the town"

<Babylon__> "My horn still hurts..."

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<Cherenkov_Light> Thanks for playing.  How did I do?

<Ikea> "Welcome to adventuring as a unicorn. you get used to the constant headaches after a while"

<Babylon__> [I think you did fine.]

<Ikea> Did good!

<Babylon__> [8/10 would have as DM again.]

<Cherenkov_Light> K. saw that some complained about what was going on. Only my third attempt and I had nothing planed for today

<Ikea> Should probably have stood your ground with the dogs not being diamond, but no major issue that I saw

<Ikea> Was a slightly more manageable group today.

<BlazingSky> That was pretty fun.

<Cherenkov_Light> not like last time

<BlazingSky> Wasn't too bad for a first time playing PnP, right?

<Ikea> yeah... I was pretty close to just going afk yesterday...

<Cherenkov_Light> Way better than recon, Blazing

<Quicksilver> so what did i miss?

<Ikea> Lots of terrible dice rolls

<Cherenkov_Light> We won. op gm got nat 20 and nat 8 with spear for last one

<Quicksilver> i saw that part

<Able_Tome> Fuck, got preoccupied with things

<Quicksilver> what happened after we killed the dogs

<Babylon__> How much iron did we get?

<BlazingSky> Looted, and left.

<Able_Tome> Reasonable

<Cherenkov_Light> several pounds

<Able_Tome> Fair enough

<Cherenkov_Light> don't know if 14 is pushing it or not

<Ikea> oh. ehh we found some ore, two daggers in need of repair