MAIN CHAT UNICORN PROBLEMS DISCUSSION

-*- Rain_Drop sneaks up on Lucy before pouncing on her

<Lucyne> Damn qt bacon being silly

<Rain_Drop> Even me?

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 to detect rain

-*- Silver_Tongue tries to steal the hilt

<GameServ> 3 == 3

-*- Lucyne smiles and lets herself be pounce

<Lucyne> d

<Silver_Tongue> !roll d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

-*- Chinook looks at the two

<Duskie> (3s)

<Cherenkov_Light> ...

<Rain_Drop> (THREEEES)

<Lucyne> Who ever said I liked you~

-*- Silver_Tongue is now being stolen by the hilt

<Lucyne> (Aw shit)

<Quicksilver> [Rain is gonna cry]

-*- Rain_Drop gives Lucy a peck on the horn "You did silly remember?"

<Swift_Justice> (lel)

-*- Lucyne giggles

<Bacon_Grease> I'm not a cue-tee three point one four

<Lucyne> Of course I do, I was just plyaing~

<Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to prevent Hilt from raping Silver

<GameServ> 2 == 2

-*- Bacon_Grease pouts

<Silver_Tongue> (Oh god help the hilts taking me)

<Swift_Justice> NO! DON'T DO IT, HILT!

<Chinook> !roll 1d20 wingboner resistance

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Lucyne> Sure you aren't Bacon~

<Rain_Drop> (Pomf?)

<Duskie> silver's having loads of fun now

<Chinook> "JUST TRYING TO FLY"

<Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to escape hilt

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 to not shoot off any magic beam

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Kaiasha> I'm not sure what to do, IC I pity Silver.

<Rain_Drop> "Already Chinook? Arent you tired yet?

<Duskie> feeling the same Kaiasha

<Chinook> [pomfing intensifies]

<Hidden_Glimmer> I leave the general chat for 10 minutes to test my homemade brew, and everyone's getting fucked by a hilt?

<Chinook> "YES GOTTA PRACTICE"

<Rain_Drop> no just silver

<UnifySelf> Well this is an interesting note to join in on

-*- Cherenkov_Light flushes and shoots a beam of light for a quick second, hoping no one saw

<UnifySelf> why am i not surprised?

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-*- Swift_Justice scolds the Hilt of Justice. "Bad! I told you! We rolled a natural 20 on you not raping anyone today!"

-*- Bacon_Grease covers his eyes again

<Lucyne> Oh, I know that problem, eh Chere?~

<Quicksilver> IC i think i have had more ponies in my bed at the same time than anyone else

-*- Arrant_Hold walks in, and sees this

<Quicksilver> great success

-*- Rain_Drop blinks in shock at the light display "Practising your magic too Chere?"

<Arrant_Hold> !roll 1d20 to NOPE the fuck out

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Lucyne> (I've had 2)

<Chinook> And he is outta there

<Arrant_Hold> NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

<Quicksilver> 4

<Swift_Justice> (>you will never NOPE the fuck out with a natural 20 like Ruby does)

<Arrant_Hold> da fuck I can't

<Arrant_Hold> Watch me

<Silver_Tongue> (I had 4 in my bed at the clinic)

<Arrant_Hold> !roll 1d20 for nat 20

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Arrant_Hold> !roll 1d20 for nat 20 agai

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Arrant_Hold> Fuck

<UnifySelf> [kek doesn't approve]

<Lucyne> (Oh right, I had 4 or so in bed at the clinic too)

-*- Cherenkov_Light stats turning red. "Uhhh... yeah.. that's right, Rain.... and yeah, lucyne...... hope no one saw....."

<Chinook> you tried

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<Duskie> !roll d20 for nat 3

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Quicksilver> that doesnt count...

<Rain_Drop> Oh hey Bacon Nova was looking for you last night she was rather junked up on lime and lemons

<PrettyPenny> when r we gonna rp silver burning down the inn?

<Kaiasha> !roll 1d20 is turned on

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Duskie> I HAD NAT 3S ON A SIGNE DICE!

<Quicksilver> >tfw nobody came to see if i was ok in the clinic

<Duskie> [#tinfoilhat]

<Liven_Up> Sup, ladies, my name's Slim Shady.

-*- Lucyne giggles

<Lucyne> Nothing to be ashamed off, Chere

<Duskie> 3 nat 3s*

<Chinook> "Cher? Don't worry man, just means you're functioning as a male"

<UnifySelf> when are we not?

<Kaiasha> UH quicksilver, why are you in the clinic?

<Lucyne> It's just...harmless magic

<Hidden_Glimmer> "You was in the clinic?!)

<Duskie> meaning 4 nat threes*

-*- Duskie is now math

<Bacon_Grease> Wait, what?

<Rain_Drop> What does that mean Chinook?

<Chinook> "NOTHING"

<Quicksilver> no i was kaia, not any more

-*- Bacon_Grease stops covering his eyes again

<Swift_Justice> !roll d100 for dubs

<GameServ> 45 == 45

<Bacon_Grease> what do you mean?

<Swift_Justice> >tfw no dubs

<Lucyne> When was that Quick?

<Rain_Drop> At the inn Nova came in for drinks and got a lil drunk then projectile vomited everyone

<Quicksilver> i stayed at the clinic after i got stoned before i came to the inn

<UnifySelf> [one off[

<Hidden_Glimmer> When did you got stoned?

<Lucyne> Oh right, I remember that

-*- Cherenkov_Light laughs nervously. "Yeah... harmless... right...." he shifts his eyes

<Bacon_Grease> ...

<Silver_Tongue> Swift please put the hilt to bed before it tries again

<Rain_Drop> Alrihgt alright no need to yell

<Liven_Up> Morning (Afternoon?) fellas.

<Lucyne> I'm sorry, but I looked after you afterwards

-*- Lucyne nuzzles Quick

-*- Chinook looks at the ground "Sorry"

<Quicksilver> yes you did

<Lucyne> Ey Liven

<Quicksilver> and IC, i think you for that

<Bacon_Grease> I thought she didn't want to go there again

<Rain_Drop> Oh is it hug times for Quick?

<Cherenkov_Light> Anyway, you might be more know more than me, Lucyne. How do you control it?

<Quicksilver> thank*

<Hidden_Glimmer> DAmn, i must be a terrible friend IC

<Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to put Hilt to sleep in the case

<GameServ> 8 == 8

-*- Bacon_Grease pouts and looks at the ground

<Cherenkov_Light> Afternoon, Liven

<Lucyne> Oh...I have found a good way actually

-*- Swift_Justice the Hilt of Justice refuses to sleep

-*- Lucyne giggles

<Rain_Drop> She went in last night and after vomiting on the groundd she kinda freaked out....

<Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to help swift

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Lucyne> With a little help from rain

<Swift_Justice> Dammit.

-*- Cherenkov_Light 's ears perk up interested

<Rain_Drop> too much alchohol

<Rain_Drop> or something

<Quicksilver> who was that?

<Liven_Up> You can thank me for sobering her up later.

<Chinook> Nova

-*- Lucyne gets up and walks over to Chere

<Arrant_Hold> !roll 1d20 for a Kitty

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Arrant_Hold> :D

<Quicksilver> ah

-*- Rain_Drop turns to Lucy "Someone say my name? My ears are burning"

<Rain_Drop> (KITTY)

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-*- Arrant_Hold found a Kitty

<Arrant_Hold> :D

-*- Cherenkov_Light looks at Lucyne. "How?"

<Lucyne> You see, Rain found out that the horn is rather sensitve

<Arrant_Hold> Imma name you Merril

<Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to stop Hilt from raping Arrant's kitty

<GameServ> 11 == 11

-*- Bacon_Grease starts to roll around, still pouting

<Lucyne> Maybe...leftover magical energy?

<Swift_Justice> BAD HILT! BAD!

<Liven_Up> What are we talking about?

<Rain_Drop> Lucy!

<Cherenkov_Light> [unicorn problems]

<Chinook> I dont even

<Arrant_Hold> I found a kitty ^^

<Lucyne> (hue)

<Rain_Drop> That was...

<Lucyne> What Rain?

<Lucyne> Just helping Chere here

<Liven_Up> "Ah. Hey Cher."

<Honey_Rose> !roll d100 for sudden zigga senses of valuable loot

<GameServ> 71 == 71

-*- Rain_Drop leans in to whisper quick like 'B-but I dont wanna help chere like that!"

-*- Lucyne giggles

<Cherenkov_Light> Hello Liven. Like what, Rian?

<Lucyne> You don't have to if you don't want to

<Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to put hilt the fuck to sleep

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Cherenkov_Light> *rain*

<Rain_Drop> "He's a good friend but I dont even know what his horn would taste like!"

-*- Lucyne giggles again

<Honey_Rose> ['AY GURL I SEE YOU GOT DEM NICE GUCCI SLIPPERS GURL GIMME DAT']

<Rain_Drop> (oh fug shoulda whispered)

-*- Cherenkov_Light jumps back in shock

<Chinook> "Jesus Rain!"

-*- Lucyne laughs a loud

<Cherenkov_Light> "Wait. what?"

<Swift_Justice> (>tfw the Hilt of Justice never sleeps, because there's always something to rape)

<Quicksilver> "tasting horns eh Rain?"

<Rain_Drop> "nothing nothing!"

<Duskie> [does someone knows server+port+whatever's needed to mirc?]

-*- Lucyne throws a hoof round Chere

<UnifySelf> Idon'tevenknowwhatthefuck'shappeninganymore

<Honey_Rose> "Say whaaaaaaat?"

<Honey_Rose> [Dusk it's all default]

<Lucyne> "What? It works."

<Chinook> "Oh we all heard that Rain"

<Rain_Drop> "No idea what your talking about quick nothing at all~!"

<Honey_Rose> [Oh, it's irc.esper.net]

<Liven_Up> Someone quickly entertain me before I go off to work!

<Silver_Tongue> "Swift can we just leave the sword at your house until you need it?"

<Duskie> [thanks

-*- Rain_Drop hums to herself a little ditty looking up

-*- Bacon_Grease gets up

<Bacon_Grease> Gotta note that RD, thanks

<Honey_Rose> [that's the network.  Port is default 6667]

<Duskie> [I need some colors it's too hard to read]

<Swift_Justice> "...But..It's my trusty companion! ...Well, Swordie anyway."

<Quicksilver> "so what do they taste like then Rain?"

<Lucyne> "Try it on Nova." Lucyne giggles

-*- Cherenkov_Light is now beet red. "Uhhmm.... I think Feather should be the one to help with that.... Don't want him to get angry and all......."

-*- Bacon_Grease blushes slightly and starts whistling

-*- Rain_Drop replies without thinking "Sour Apples."

-*- Chinook laughs nervously

<Silver_Tongue> "Look we just leave it here and get it when there's trouble okay?"

<Lucyne> "You should ask Feather then someday."

<Honey_Rose> "Ooooooh, I almost forgot that Feathers and Chere are exclusive now"

-*- Rain_Drop blinks then looks at Quick in alarm "Wait no you didnt hear that!"

-*- Cherenkov_Light stammers, "It's not that I don't like you or anything.....It's just that.... well....."

-*- Lucyne laughs

<Lucyne> "Chere, you're a good pal."

-*- Quicksilver laughs at Rain

-*- Cherenkov_Light is now cross. "AND YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT HONEY!"

-*- Lucyne laughs

-*- Honey_Rose giggles "Aaah! You're so ka yute!" [forgive me god]

<Lucyne> "Why defensive Chere?"

-*- Rain_Drop hides behind Lucy. "Lucy Quick is being mean..."

<Lucyne> "You are a beautiful pair!"

<Swift_Justice> "But...Swordie doesn't like to be alone! It tears me up just going into the Inn because I have to leave him outside..."

-*- Lucyne laughs and hugs Rain

<Cherenkov_Light> It's just that I'm still confused about the whole new gender sexuality social construct thing

<Silver_Tongue> "I can give him David as a friend? He wants some company"

<Lucyne> "Leave it behind Chere, your Gender means nothing here."

-*- Rain_Drop looks at Chere in confusion "That what now?"

<Swift_Justice> "No, Hilt might try to rape David."

<Liven_Up> "Cher, just go with it. Attraction shouldn't make you feel confusion. If it feels natural and good, that's all that matters."

<Chinook> "....what Liven said"

-*- Cherenkov_Light sighs... "I guess you're right, Lucyne.... I care for him and that's all that matters, doesn't it?"

-*- Lucyne smiles warmly

<Lucyne> "Exactly!"

<Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to acquire infinite fucks to give

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Silver_Tongue> "David's a shovel, and he's a tough one Swift"

-*- Swift_Justice is down to three fucks to give

<Liven_Up> "Right." He puts a hoof on Cher's shoulder. "You two are great for each other. Stop thinking, and start feeling."

<Honey_Rose> "Yeah Chere.  Don't let my teasing bother you, you know I'm only playing"

<Lucyne> "Do you feel it now, Chere?"

-*- Lucyne whispers

<Honey_Rose> [and then we all drink weed tea with a hint of lsd and listen to a recreation of the beatles made by tree bark]

-*- Lucyne laughs

<Rain_Drop> "Well I hope your both happy then Chere, I know I am with Lucy."

<Cherenkov_Light> Thanks, Liven. Yeah, I know, Honey, still..... you don't have to go telling the whole town...

<Lucyne> (whoah)

<Quicksilver> sounds brilliant Honey

-*- Rain_Drop nuzzles with Lucy

<Bacon_Grease> ...

<Bacon_Grease> wait

<Silver_Tongue> "What do you say Swift?"

<Bacon_Grease> RD and Lucy?

<Lucyne> Based Bacon

<Chinook> "yeah"

<Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to bet all of my three fucks to give in a chance to win thrice as much

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Liven_Up> "Dude, I mafe a drunken toast to you in front of almost everyone. The cat's out of the bag."

-*- Swift_Justice now has 9 fucks to give

-*- Honey_Rose nudges Chere "You already did that yesterday though, hehe~"

<Bacon_Grease> When did you become a thing?

<Lucyne> When haven't we been a thing?

<Rain_Drop> day uh 14 i think...

<Rain_Drop> officially anyway...

<Bacon_Grease> ...

<Chinook> It was pretty obvious, if you ask me

-*- Bacon_Grease is confuse

-*- Cherenkov_Light is laughs embarrisingly. "Yeah, I guess we did, didn't we? So, Lucyne, getting back to the topic at hand...."

-*- Honey_Rose whispers to Chere "I mean, a kiss is a pretty loud telling"

-*- Cherenkov_Light really misses his hands.....

<Lucyne> "Yes, Chere?"

<Quicksilver> they arent as blatent as you and Nova Bacon

<Silver_Tongue> "Swift!"

-*- Rain_Drop points at the violet purple feather hanging around Lucy's neck "I gave that to her when I asked her to be my um...."

<Swift_Justice> "But what if David feels alone then?"

<Cherenkov_Light> "What has to be done to control these..well, outbursts?"

<Lucyne> (Reminds me I never describe what I look like, no one knows of the feather lel)

-*- Bacon_Grease blushes

<Bacon_Grease> S-so what? I didn't know...

<Silver_Tongue> "He'll be fine I found him in the tunnels, him and swordie will get along fine"

<Rain_Drop> (We need to fix that eventually heh)

<Lucyne> "You gotta...let off some steam sometimes."

<Lucyne> "Maybe normal unicorns magic more during the day."

<Swift_Justice> "Are you sure?...They're special to me...."

<Rain_Drop> "Its all right Bacon."

<Swift_Justice> "Even if they try to rape me time to time.."

-*- Silver_Tongue places a hoof on swift "they'll be fine I swear"

<Rain_Drop> "I bet Nova has her own special way of marking you as her own after all...(bat ponies anyone?)

<Quicksilver> hue

<Swift_Justice> "....Okay then."

<Lucyne> (>pees on him to mark territory)

<Bacon_Grease> ... Sorry RD, I'll- ...

-*- Cherenkov_Light places his face closer to Lucy's. "As in... that kind of steam?"

-*- Bacon_Grease blushes

-*- Lucyne smiles and giggles at Chere

<Quicksilver> [how come bacon is now a batpone?]

<Cherenkov_Light> [retcon]

<Liven_Up> (Why not?)

<Lucyne> "Well, it's not technically that kind of steam...but it is very similar."

<Quicksilver> [when did that happen]?

<Bacon_Grease> (days back)

<Swift_Justice> "Now uh...excuse me a second..."

<Lucyne> (I remain sad)

<Quicksilver> [fair enough]

<Silver_Tongue> "So now what Swift?"

<Bacon_Grease> (bat pone wasn't a choice when I rolled)

<Bacon_Grease> (Bacon is old, thread-wise)

<Quicksilver> [what were you before?]

<Swift_Justice> "Well, I can't just leave him right now...He still needs 'attention'"

<Cherenkov_Light> "Similar? Do go on, I'm inexperienced at the whole unicorn horn buisness."

<Bacon_Grease> (Pega)

<Lucyne> (You're still my qt maple pony in my heart)

<Liven_Up> "Cher, all I have to say is horn job."

<Arrant_Hold> (>mfw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5zzkpbGla4)

-*- Silver_Tongue sighs "what do you mean by attention"

-*- Lucyne puts her hoof to Chere's horn

<Bacon_Grease> (L-Lucy, stahp. You've already got RD)

<Lucyne> "well, you see it's rather sensitive."

-*- Cherenkov_Light 's horn tingles

<Lucyne> (totally non sexual)

<Cherenkov_Light> Yeah, I see....

<Swift_Justice> "Well, are you sure you need to know?"

<Lucyne> "Well, saying I as a semi-profesional medical non-expert where to continue to massage your horn."

-*- Lucyne does as she speaks

<Rain_Drop> Oh I can show you a few tips on that...if you want....

<Silver_Tongue> "I am curious Swift"

<Rain_Drop> (shit gotta go bye guys Lucy no rapeing Chere!)

<Rain_Drop> (thats feathers job!0

<Lucyne> (Aw, ok. Bye Rain!)

<Cherenkov_Light> Wait... what....

<Chinook> (bye rain)

<Bacon_Grease> (Bye RD)

<Cherenkov_Light> [bye]

<Duskie> [tfw connecting to mirc after a year or two on esper server and old quizzbot runs on it]

<Silver_Tongue> (Bye)

<Quicksilver> [bye rain]

-*- Swift_Justice begins stroking Swordie's fine blade "Well...It's kind of hard to explain..."

<Lucyne> "You see that many unicorns find this to be rather...pleasurable, if confusing."

-*- Lucyne strokes Chere's horn

<Quicksilver> [as hidden glimmer can surely tell you]

-*- Chinook backs away from the two

-*- Cherenkov_Light quivers under the touch

<Silver_Tongue> "Are you saying you clean and polish it or something?"

-*- Lucyne retains her doctor-voice

<Swift_Justice> "Well....Sort of..."

-*- Silver_Tongue sighs "is it sexual?"

<Lucyne> "Well, if I were to continue this, just let's assume I did, you would probably want to sit down at some point."

<Arrant_Hold> !roll 1d20 to get Shrek'd

<GameServ> 9 == 9

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-*- Swift_Justice begins licking the blade "Well....What do you think?"

<Liven_Up> "Hey, Silver_Tongue, how about a drink at the docks later tonight, just you and me?"

<Arrant_Hold> !roll 1d20 NOT to get Shrek'd

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Chinook> "Hey Radiant!"

<Quicksilver> !roll d20 to get kek'd

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Arrant_Hold> Shrek'd

<Silver_Tongue> "Sure Liven"

<Silver_Tongue> "Oh god Swift"

<Arrant_Hold> (DUN DO EET SILVER, HE GUN KEEL U)

<Cherenkov_Light> Allright, Lucyne. So I get Feather to massage my horn for me, then?

<Liven_Up> "Cool, just you, me, no wittnesses by the edge of town..."

<Silver_Tongue> "I'm both turned on and kinda weirded our by this"

<Arrant_Hold> (>tfw at the docks 24/7)

-*- Lucyne stays as calm as always

<Arrant_Hold> Get Shrek'd

<Lucyne> "Well, some prefer to use more fine manipulation than hooves."

-*- Cherenkov_Light goes ahead and sits down

<Silver_Tongue> "Maybe I should bring David Liven"

<Lucyne> "Such as the tongue and mouth."

-*- Bacon_Grease snickers and blushes

<Bacon_Grease> Lucy is having dirty thoughts

<Lucyne> "But...I don't think Feather would be happy about that right now."

-*- Lucyne massages Chere's head and horn softly

-*- Cherenkov_Light is now really embaressed "I.... I don't know... what to....."

<Liven_Up> "I was hoping it could be just you and me."

<Lucyne> Me? Lewd?

<Lucyne> A tease maybe.

<Silver_Tongue> "David's my shovel liven"

<Lucyne> "You might feel a bit of...mental haze cloudnig your mind."

-*- Bacon_Grease lies down and keeps watching

<Liven_Up> "You named your shovel?"

<Quicksilver> L-lewd

<Silver_Tongue> "Yes David SPADE"

-*- Cherenkov_Light is still as Lucye continues to explain

<Arrant_Hold> (pun is still awful)

<Lucyne> "Then, after a while, it is reported that the light and sparking may continue."

<Silver_Tongue> "Swift why you do this to sword?"

<Honey_Rose> [guys were are we go]

<Liven_Up> "well.... we'll see. I need to head to work. Cher, don't do anything I'll make you regret, understand?"

<Lucyne> "Building up along with some mental haze."

<Arrant_Hold> (we go in hell Honey)

<Honey_Rose> [wow, faggets]

<Swift_Justice> "...Because he asked. Unlike Hilt, Swordie's very alluring...."

<Arrant_Hold> (irk)

<Silver_Tongue> "It asked you?"

-*- Cherenkov_Light relaxes a little. "Allirght, Lucyne, thanks."

<Swift_Justice> "Yes...."

-*- Lucyne pats Chere's head and let's him go

<Lucyne> "And there are reports off...uhm, semimaterial magical fluid that may...be produced."

<Liven_Up> Alright, later peeps

<Chinook> Later Doc

<Silver_Tongue> Later tater

<Cherenkov_Light> Is there any chance to harm the helper at all? Wait. magic semen?"

-*- Bacon_Grease blushes more

<Lucyne> See ya Liven

<Cherenkov_Light> later liven

<Honey_Rose> Bye liven

<Lucyne> 7me laughs

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<Hidden_Glimmer> Lucy wat r u talkin bout?

-*- Bacon_Grease giggles

<Bacon_Grease> Magicum

<Lucyne> "Shh, don't tell that to Rain, she's so innocent."

<Chinook> Horngasm

<Silver_Tongue> "Swift I'm confused how you can sexually pleasure a sword"

<Lucyne> "It seems harmless, and tasty, if reports are to be believed."

<Lucyne> "Further research...pending."

-*- Lucyne laughs

<Swift_Justice> "It's pretty easy..You just have to stroke it right..."

<Quicksilver> [hue]

<Bacon_Grease> I bet it's from...

<Bacon_Grease> Word of mouth

<Lucyne> huehuehue

-*- Bacon_Grease starts giggling loudly

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<Cherenkov_Light> Allright, Lucyne..... ummm... do you need more samples in the name of science, by the way?

<Chinook> Hey GreenHoof

-*- Bacon_Grease rolls around the floor giggling

-*- Lucyne giggles at Chere

<GreenHoof> Hey

<Quicksilver> [oh cheren you sly devil]

<Lucyne> "Well...if you say it like that..."

<Lucyne> "That could help our research..."

<Lucyne> (ikr?)

<Chinook> Help me, Green. These people are crazy"

<Bacon_Grease> ...

<Cherenkov_Light> I mean, more empercial data and such....

<Silver_Tongue> "Swift your doing things to me here and it's not fair"

<GreenHoof> Haha what's going on

-*- Bacon_Grease rolls onto his belly

<Lucyne> "Hm...definitely."

<Swift_Justice> "Your mental trauma is not of my concern.."

<Chinook> ">science"

<Lucyne> "We'd need to get some, then."

<Bacon_Grease> Lucy and Chere is talking about blowjobs

<Bacon_Grease> *are

<Lucyne> Hornjobs, please

<Honey_Rose> Whoa

<Lucyne> Technically totally not sex

<Honey_Rose> I got to join that conversation

<Cherenkov_Light> Maybe it can help to further our understanding of magic so we can get more accustomed with it quicker

<Silver_Tongue> "Not talking about trauma swift, more the opposite end of the spectrum"

-*- Bacon_Grease sighs

<Bacon_Grease> Fine, but only because you asked so nicely

-*- Bacon_Grease gets up and walks up to Lucy

<Swift_Justice> "...Opposite end of the spectrum?"

<Lucyne> "Well...maybe I can...get some samples then."

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<Bacon_Grease> So... How exactly did you want to do this?

<Silver_Tongue> "More like enjoying it"

<Swift_Justice> "....Oh."

<Lucyne> "Well, Bacon."

<Lucyne> "As far as I know, it requires some stimulation."

<Lucyne> "At least I don't know of any...auto-extraction methods."

<Cherenkov_Light> I would honestly be more comfortable if Feather did it the first time, Lucyne. I'll be sure to collect some when it happens.

<Ruby_McCoal> "Hi back, what is hap -oh."

-*- Ruby_McCoal sits back and watch

<Bacon_Grease> ...

-*- Bacon_Grease slowly starts blushing slowly

-*- Lucyne laughs slowly

<Lucyne> "I would never Chere! I'm just teasing you."

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<Lucyne> *loudly

<Lucyne> How do you mix up loudly and slowly?

<Lucyne> how

<Silver_Tongue> Aw

-*- Bacon_Grease sighs in relief

<Silver_Tongue> "Lucyne you certainly are a strange one"

-*- Cherenkov_Light breathes a sigh of relief. "Thanks, Lucyne. Anyway, autoextraction? Maybe something like a tenga?"

-*- Lucyne giggles

<Silver_Tongue> "But damned if you aren't good company"

-*- Bacon_Grease lies down again

<Lucyne> "I just like playing with my friends, Silver, no harm ment."

<Lucyne> "aww, thanks Silver."

<Lucyne> "Maybe Chere. I don't know, have little data on that."

<Lucyne> (fuck estrus we're fucked up plenty without it)

<Cherenkov_Light> "well, I'm sure we'll give whoever shows up at the embassy to help us quite a start when they arrive"

-*- Ruby_McCoal walks up to Lucy, waving her tail "Maybe.  I could help you Lucy"

<Silver_Tongue> "None taken Lucyne, your just fun to hang around, and you don't scare the crap out of me like Able"

<Lucyne> "Ah, that's sweet Silver."

-*- Lucyne hugs Silver non sexually

<Ruby_McCoal> "For science of course."

--> Mary_ONette_ ([email protected]) has joined #Fourcannon

-*- Lucyne releases Silver and turns to Ruby

-*- Cherenkov_Light raises an eyebrow at Ruby's request

<Lucyne> "For science you say?"

--> Cap`n_HighFuck ([email protected]) has joined #Fourcannon

-*- Cherenkov_Light hides his face behind his hooves looking embarressed

-*- Bacon_Grease grumbles to himself

<Silver_Tongue> "Aw don't tell me your gonna try it on high tide ruby?"

<Arrant_Hold> GET THE FUK OUT YOU WAIFU STEALING BITCH!

-*- Ruby_McCoal gives the bedroom eyes "We could.. test here while the others.. gather info."

<Lucyne> (men, stop being so cute)

-*- Honey_Rose has no idea who is talking to who

<Honey_Rose> Arrant y

<Cherenkov_Light> [ :3 ]

<Arrant_Hold> (FUK DA CAP'N)

<Cap`n_HighFuck> Afternoon, chum. I came by to say hi before I disappear for the weekend again

<Arrant_Hold> (HE KIN EAT A DIK)

<Lucyne> (I'm da lesbos, get out of my head)

-*- Silver_Tongue looks around "maybe I should have more shame"

<Cap`n_HighFuck> h-hi arrant

<Cherenkov_Light> Oh, afternoon, High

<Arrant_Hold> u r ded 2 me

<Quicksilver> captain on deck

<Lucyne> Oh hello Captain!

<Ruby_McCoal> (hi there cap, nice to see you)

-*- Lucyne walks over to greet the stallion

<Arrant_Hold> DED2ME

-*- Chinook salutes the Captain

<Mary_ONette_> Oh my

-*- Arrant_Hold flips the bird and mouths "ded 2 meeeeeee"

-*- RadiantDusk walks this way

<Cap`n_HighFuck> (I can't do anything IC today, but if anyone needs me I am working at the docks, all weekend)

<Arrant_Hold> (IRL?)

<-- Duskie ([email protected]) has quit (Quit: Web client closed)

<Silver_Tongue> "Hey cap'n "

<-> RadiantDusk is now known as Duskie

<Lucyne> (k, next adventure is monday anyways, hope you can come)

<Cap`n_HighFuck> (IRL I don't have a computer available for most of the weekend)

<Duskie>  "hey all"

<Chinook> "Duskie? Didn't see you there"

<Lucyne> "Hello Duskie!"

<Duskie>  "I just arrived"

<Arrant_Hold> (ah, well, me and honey are at the #fourcannon-docks)

<Chinook> "Yeah it's been a bit....um...awkward"

<Ruby_McCoal> "Oh, hello there, Captain~"

<Arrant_Hold> (just so you know)

<Duskie>  "lucyne! are you feeling better?" looking a bit anxious

-*- Cap`n_HighFuck grins, saying his hellos and returning the salute.

<Arrant_Hold> DED 2 ME!!!!!!!!!

<Arrant_Hold> 1!!!!!!!!!one!

<Quicksilver> haha oh wow

<Quicksilver> Honey just got shipped with Silver

<Cherenkov_Light> Someone mad

-*- Lucyne smiles

<Arrant_Hold> DAM STRIGT I MUD

<Lucyne> "Oh I'm fine, really, just hanging out with some friends here."

<Honey_Rose> ...

<Honey_Rose> Honey got shipped with Silver?

<Honey_Rose> What?

<Quicksilver> look at the thread

<Honey_Rose> No supplexing does NOT count as shipping

<Quicksilver> [shipping intensifies] has returned

<Mary_ONette_> Does not sparkle with me.

<Cherenkov_Light> [yeah more like Silver with ground is new ship]

<Duskie>  "I can see that, how went things with Quicksilver?"

<Silver_Tongue> "We'll I do like wrestling"

<Arrant_Hold> (n-no one wants to ship with me...)

<Arrant_Hold> (;_;)

<Chinook> [Jesus I did miss a bunch last night]

-*- Ruby_McCoal trots up to the vailant sailor "How's your day been?"

<Lucyne> (Haven't actually RPd that)

<Cherenkov_Light> [yeah.....]

<Mary_ONette_> [that feel]

<Lucyne> (Talking about it, Quick, post-adventure RP?)

<Duskie>  (lol k)

<Silver_Tongue> (Honey why you only hurt me?)

<Honey_Rose> Arrant wtf didn't you like freak out about shipping only 2 or 3 days ago

<Ruby_McCoal> (arrant getting jealous)

<-> UnifySelf is now known as UnifySelf_afk

<Quicksilver> what was that lucy?

<Cherenkov_Light> [how did you rp the relase, lucy, build up with sparks and whatnot with a burst of light at climax?]

<Chinook> [Don't worry, Arrant. One day you won't be shipped with someone who doesn't drive the town crazy and screams like a howler monkey in bed]

<Ruby_McCoal> (hue)

<Arrant_Hold> (I r joking guise)

-*- Cap`n_HighFuck smiles at Ruby. "My day's just starting! I have a lot of work ahead of me!"

<Lucyne> (Haven't really worked out what heppened the-day-after hue)

<Lucyne> (Trauma and all)

<Quicksilver> hmm

<Cherenkov_Light> [okay]

<Lucyne> (Jep chere)

<Arrant_Hold> (LOL U ALL FEL 4 MUH RUS)

<Lucyne> (And bubbly fluid)

<Honey_Rose> (hey tide, I'm also working at the docks today!  In fact I'm there right now fishing)

<Cherenkov_Light> [just going to run with what happened when feather massaged me then, lucyne]

<Lucyne> (Magical fizz)