Journal 11 (?)

Been a while since I've had the chance to write something.  I'm sure others can fill in what's happened since last entry.

Rain and Lucy wanted to visit Star Sand again. Rain, to ask to play with some fog, Lucy to ask her something....  Anyway, a group of us went out into the woods. I got hit upside the head by a fruit bat that was dizzier than I was.  It got caught in Quick Silver's hair and left a yellow berry, about the size of a blueberry.  She put it into her bag and we continued on her way. Bob was making bad puns and fell down a hill, getting all muddy. He was able to get back up on his own.  We made it out into the clearing soon after and the Big Daddy-like monstrosity tried to capture me. Again.  Lucy cut the net with her sword though and saved me. Rain scolded it.  We went into Star Sand's cave soon after.  She noticed Lucy's wound and talked about a feye that tried to feel her up long ago as well as a lost lover that went down to the chasm never to return.  At least one is in the swamp, but not very social. She also scolded Bob for not having any magic to help out at the clinic.  Worst of all, Star still thinks I'm a girl and tried to hook me up with Ikea.  Star then offered to try and heal Lucy, but failed as having not actually healed a pony in a long while and hurt herself slightly.  She promised to look more into Lucy's condition and waved us good-bye.

 

On the way back, some bouncing red mushroom exploded in Rain's face as she poked it and then bounced off into the woods.  Quick looked trying to find it, but found more of the yellow berries instead.  She squished one and it coated some of her in a bright yellow color.  They taste bitter apparently. Feather smeared some on my flank and I ran down to the river trying to get it out of my coat. It's not like I love being mint now or anything. That would be stupid.  Even if... NO. I MUST HATE IT. MUST NOT ALLOW SUCH THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD. NEED TO PRESERVE MANLINESS FOR NEGOTIATING WITH THE EMBASSY. WHAT WOULD EQUESTRIA THINK? WHAT WOULD THE REST OF THE TOWN THINK? AND HOW THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KNOW ALREADY THAT RAIN NICKNAMED ME FLUORINE? I mean... if it makes Feather and Rain happy, I'll put up with it. For now. God I'm pathetic for being manipulated by those two.

 

Everything seems to be my fault anyway. I wasn't there to protect Lucy both times, can't help Feather out with his situation, let High Tide go off on his own and now Quick and Honey will never be happy. Hell, I'm the reason why Hardboil turned gay. At least Liven has a boyfriend now. So tired..... must rest to recover my strength.  The marks from the gryphon have gone, but it's still a bit tender.