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-*- Cherenkov_Light meets up with the group. "Allright, so, here's the deal. You go into the woods and bring back some dill and oregano. The should be growing around here." He shows you a drawing of both of the plants.

<Al_Dente> [[ how long till the goats? ]]

<Hesitating_Heart> [I'm hype for cutting wood right now.]

-*- Al_Dente snickers at oregano. "Hey man that looks dank."

<Chinook> "Dill and Oregano...got it"

-*- Bob nods as he sees the drawing "Sounds good!"

-*- Hesitating_Heart nods her head.

<Captain_Dusk> [Thats what she... said..?]

<Cherenkov_Light> "Bring enough back, and your debts from last month are paid up.  Anyway, off to the woods you go now! Don't get eaten by a grue!"

-*- Cherenkov_Light looks at them and smirks

<Bob> "Wait, DEBTS?"

-*- Al_Dente smiles and shakes his head.

<Hesitating_Heart> "W-what's a grue?"

<Al_Dente> "i thought this was a barter system."

<Booze_Hound> "so what are we looking for exactly?"

<Booze_Hound> "and no one bartered so they have debts"

<Captain_Dusk> "Are we near cinnimon trees?

<Cherenkov_Light> "But seriously, any questions before you go? What, Bob, you think all the drinks and food were free? Oregano and dill, booze." He shows the picture again. "No idea, but tell me if you see any."

<Captain_Dusk> [>tfw can't spell]

<Al_Dente> "Maybe there were on the house? Afterall we are THEE best customers?"

-*- Bob thinks for a second "Oh...  Will do Cheren!"

-*- Al_Dente just beams

<Captain_Dusk> "Oh shit. Those drinks aren't free?"

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<Booze_Hound> "Oregano and dill, easy enough. Does it grow around here?"

<Cherenkov_Light> "I saw a few small patches growing, but I hope you can find more."

<Chinook> "Whoa, didn't see you there Hess. You coming with us?...you're not looking very prepared"

-*- Hesitating_Heart nods her head. "I want to help."

-*- Bob looks to Hesitating "Hess?  ...You know, I don't believe we've met!"

-*- Al_Dente waves at Heart and smiles. "I beleive we've met."

<Booze_Hound> [so do we roll to start looking or what?]

-*- Chinook thinks and grabs the sword and passes it to her "Well, you can have this. It's not much but it'll get the job done. Just bite down on the handle and swing at what you want dead"

-*- Cherenkov_Light smiles at her. "I don't think we have either. Name's Cherenkov, owner of the inn." He is still very minty and white.

-*- Hesitating_Heart smiles towards Bob. "I think you're right... It's nice to meet you!"

<Cherenkov_Light> [I'll tell you when to roll, whenver you decide to leave town.]

-*- Bob smiles back, offering a hoof "Nice to meet you too!  I'm Bob, the town doc here.  And you're Hess?"

<Captain_Dusk> "scout'n time!" /me attempts to climb a tree and look over the area

<Al_Dente> "Well no point in standing around here all day. Shal we go?"

<Booze_Hound> "sounds good Al"

-*- Chinook smacks his forehooves together and grinds them with a grin "Al's talking my kinda language"

-*- Hesitating_Heart nods at Cheren. "And you too!", she says, before nodding her head to Bob. She turns to face Chinook. "A-a sword? Is that... Really necessary?"

<Chinook> "Never hurts to be prepared. Especially out here"

<Captain_Dusk> "Well off we go then!"

-*- Cherenkov_Light enters the inn returning to man the bar so the inn won't burn down. Again.

<Bob> "Lead the way Dusk?"

-*- Hesitating_Heart nods her head, grasping the sword in her mouth. It's pretty heavy.

<Captain_Dusk> "Sounds good." *trots off into the forest

<Chinook> "You could just...you know..sheathe it and hang it around you"

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-*- Al_Dente follows Dusk quietly, slowly starting to whistle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv-Fk1PwVeU

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-*- Bob follows close behing

-*- Hesitating_Heart nods her head, placing the sword harness onto her back. She straps it down, and sheaths the sword. "I-I knew that, I was just testing it out!", she says, following the group as she talks.

<GoldenTouch> [cheren is this the quest?]

-*- Chinook follows with the group

<Cherenkov_Light> [yes]

<GoldenTouch> [ to late?]

<Cherenkov_Light> [run up and catch them if you want. post race and equip]

-*- Booze_Hound is bringing up the rear

<Chinook> [We JUST set off]

-*- GoldenTouch sprints up behind the group "Wait!!!!!"

-*- Al_Dente stops and looks back at Golden.

-*- Chinook glances back "Well shit in a bag and punch it. It's Goldilocks!"

<GoldenTouch> [pagasus: Sword, echo the bear, boomerang, and saddlebags]

<Al_Dente> [[ burrs ahoy ]]

<Chinook> [pls no 2 burrs]

-*- GoldenTouch huffs "sorry *pant* I'm late"

<Booze_Hound> "good to have you abord"

-*- Bob smiles "Hey Golden!"

<Cherenkov_Light> A gentle breeze blows across the path

<-> You are now known as Cherenkov_GM

<-> Rain_Drop is now known as Rain_Drop_MasteChef

-*- Chinook ruffles his feathers

<Al_Dente> "That breeze is nice."

<GoldenTouch> "Hey bob!"

-*- Captain_Dusk continues foreward

-*- Hesitating_Heart closes her eyes, smiling as the breeze hits her face.

<Cherenkov_GM> The sun peeks out behind the clouds and warms the air slightly.

-*- Bob points his head up, feeling the wind rush through his glorious mane as he follows Dusk

-*- Al_Dente follows behind Dusk, closing up on his side. "Any idea how far these patches are?"

<Captain_Dusk> "No idea. I've never looks for spices before"

<GoldenTouch> "What are we looking for?"

<Hesitating_Heart> "Dill and Oregano, I think..."

<Captain_Dusk> (>looks...)

-*- Booze_Hound is continues to bring up the rear "Oregano and dill"

-*- Chinook shows him the picture "Dill and Oregano"

<Captain_Dusk> "Should we start looking here?

<Cherenkov_GM> The group reaches the forest's edge and enters

<Al_Dente> "We should spread out, get like a line or something going. Cover more ground that way."

-*- Chinook keeps his wings tucked in and surveys the scenery "Al's right. Let's split up, gang!"

<Captain_Dusk> "Sounds good."

-*- Bob laughs "Let's split up- dangit Chinook."

<Bob> [FFF]

<Al_Dente> "Scoob your with me."

-*- Al_Dente poker faces.

-*- Chinook pushes bob slightly "Just a little too late Robert Fire"

<GoldenTouch> "Hey gang, lets split up"

<Booze_Hound> "like zoinks man, oyu sure that's a good idea?"

-*- Bob jumps "ZOINKS!" onto Chinook, startled by the push

-*- Captain_Dusk attempts to climb a tree for a better view

<Hesitating_Heart> "Let's split up and look for cl- I mean herbs~!"

-*- Al_Dente points at Booze. "Lets go scoob."

<Chinook> "So we take the red and green ones and get something good right?"

<Booze_Hound> "oh sure the one with hound in his name is the dog."

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<Hesitating_Heart> "I guess...

<Hesitating_Heart> "

<GoldenLink> [switched to PC]

<Al_Dente> [[ LOL booze, didnt even think about that ]]

<Chinook> "....it was a joke, hess"

-*- Bob shudders, looking around for dill

<Booze_Hound> [booze brew for scooby  snacks]

<Cherenkov_GM> I'm guessing Hes, Golden, and Dusk are another group then.  Also, Dusk, you see the forest...

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

-*- GoldenLink goes with hes and dusk

<Cherenkov_GM> Dusk sees a bit of dill off in the distance

-*- Al_Dente pairs up with Booze.

<Captain_Dusk> "Oy! Found some dill!"

-*- Al_Dente looks up at Dusk. "Where is it?"

<Chinook> [You with me bobby? who else?]

<GoldenLink> "Oy laddy I see you found some dill"

<Chinook> [Nvm]

-*- Captain_Dusk points in the direction of the plant "Over there"

-*- Hesitating_Heart is runs over to Dusk. "Nice!"

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-*- Captain_Dusk continues looking from the tree

<Cherenkov_GM> roll for perception dusk

<Al_Dente> "Sco..... I mean booze, you lead the way."

-*- Chinook hears the shouting and heads back over

<Captain_Dusk> !roll d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Al_Dente> !roll d20 for perception

<GameServ> 8 == 8

-*- Bob looks for some oregano

<Captain_Dusk> (Of all things.)

<Captain_Dusk> (Of all the things I could kek on.)

<Cherenkov_GM> Dusk only. Dusk sees nothing else at this time.

<GoldenLink> [dusk is now blind]

<Al_Dente> [[sry ]]

<Cherenkov_GM> He is as blind as a bat.

<Bob> [hue]

<Captain_Dusk> (Holy fuck cheren.)

<Captain_Dusk> (Or should I say, carlos.)

<Al_Dente> "YA SEE ANYTHING UP THERE DUSK?!"

<Cherenkov_GM> Well, stop looking at the sun then.

<Hesitating_Heart> [wah sorry I didn't realize you were in a tree, it's late and I am tired.]

<Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to look

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Captain_Dusk> "I see a tree!"

<Booze_Hound> "i'm finding nothing"

<Chinook> [We soldiering now Hess]

<Cherenkov_GM> Fine, bob and chin, roll if you want

<Chinook> !roll d20 lemme at it

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Bob> !roll 1d20 yo I tell you what I want

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Bob> [based]

<Al_Dente> "Booze lets try over here."

<Chinook> "You got something there Bob?"

-*- Bob looks excited "I think so... But the GM hasn't said anything..."

<Booze_Hound> "sounds good"

<Cherenkov_GM> Bob and Chinook see some rustling in the underbrush

-*- Chinook cocks a brow at both the underbrush and Bob's 4th wall breaking

<Chinook> "Hey, I see something!"

<Captain_Dusk> "Where?"

<Booze_Hound> [nope they find Dill and Oregano ]

-*- GoldenLink walks with his group....

<Al_Dente> "You found something!?"

-*- Bob goes to the rustling

<Bob> "We've found a clue!"

<GoldenLink> [Inside is a pair of jimmies]

-*- Chinook follows behind Bob

<Al_Dente> [[ >sides ]]

<Al_Dente> [[ we find our lost sides ]]

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<Chinook> [Just watched Django Unchained and jimmies sounds very wrong right now]

<Booze_Hound> [jimmies? what are sprinkles doing in the woods?]

-*- Captain_Dusk pokes the bush with a sparrrrrr

<Cherenkov_GM> Rats burst forth from the grass! attacking bob and Chinook in a frenzy! Bob and Chin, roll for init. others can roll next round if they are close enough

<Chinook> !roll d20 init

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Bob> "WAUGH!"

<Bob> !roll 1d20 init

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll 5d20

<GameServ> 15, 14, 16, 11, 15 == 71

<Bob> [...]

<Cherenkov_GM> Bob goes first

<Bob> !roll 1d20 to swipe at the rat with 16 init!

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Al_Dente> "Rats!"

<Cherenkov_GM> The rat is too nible!

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d20 rat used bite!

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Booze_Hound> "want to join the fight?"

<Al_Dente> "Im in!"

<Cherenkov_GM> it misses! Roll, Chin

<Chinook> !roll d20 Splat the rat

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Captain_Dusk> "BONZAI!

<Chinook> !roll d6

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Cherenkov_GM> The rat is squished!

-*- Chinook looks at the mess on his caestus with a satisified nod

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll 2d20 two rats attack Chinnok!

<GameServ> 16, 18 == 34

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll 2d2

<GameServ> 1, 2 == 3

<Chinook> "Gah!"

<Cherenkov_GM> They double team him for three damage!

<GoldenLink> "Knock him in the gabber!!!"

<Chinook> "Little shits!"

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d20 last one goes after bob

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Captain_Dusk> "We do have molotovs...."

<Cherenkov_GM> Bob is unscathed. New round, roll everone

<Captain_Dusk> !roll d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Bob> !roll 1d20 init of the tiger

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<GoldenLink> >based hero of time

<Al_Dente> [[lol ]]

<Chinook> "Oh gee! We're just standing here!"

<Bob> [hue]

<Chinook> !roll d20

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Booze_Hound> !roll d20 init and join fight

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Al_Dente> !roll d20 to jump into fray

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll 4d20

<GameServ> 7, 18, 9, 8 == 42

<Cherenkov_GM> Golden starts the round!

-*- GoldenLink pulls out his sword jump slashes "HEYYA!"

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Cherenkov_GM> Noice!

<Bob> [Based Hero of Tim1]

<Cherenkov_GM> roll for damage

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<GoldenLink> >based indeed

<Chinook> [All that hype]

<Cherenkov_GM> The rat takes a nasty whack upside the head for 2 damage. It rolls back a bit.

<Cherenkov_GM> Go, Booze

<Booze_Hound> !roll d20 spear stab

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Cherenkov_GM> it hits

<Booze_Hound> roll d6?

<Cherenkov_GM> yes

<Booze_Hound> !roll d6

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Chinook> [d8 for spear?]

<Cherenkov_GM> Booze makes a rat kebab

<Cherenkov_GM> [think it was a wooden spear]

<Captain_Dusk> (d6 because wood.)

<Chinook> [pls removes from premises]

<Chinook> (Ah)

<-> DuskieAfk is now known as Duskie

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d20 rat uses chomp on golden!

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d2

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Al_Dente> [[ BASED RAT ]]

<Chinook> [RATS GET NATS]

<Cherenkov_GM> Golden recieves a nasty bite for 2 damage!

<Cherenkov_GM> It won't let go!

<Al_Dente> [[ inb4 rabies or plague ]]

<Cherenkov_GM> Go chinook

<Chinook> !roll d20 smack the rat off of goldie

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Chinook> !roll d6

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Cherenkov_GM> The rat is batted off and hisses in anger

<GoldenLink> "ITS ON MY HEAD!!!"

<GoldenLink> "IT WAS ON MY HEAD"

<Cherenkov_GM> Al_Dente your turn

<Al_Dente> !roll d20 to POKE HIM

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Cherenkov_GM> dmg?

<Al_Dente> !roll d6

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<GoldenLink> [Impail with dick!]

<Captain_Dusk> (Like a ninja!)

<Al_Dente> "Poke him! POKE HIM!"

<Cherenkov_GM> The rat falls silent as the spear pokes through its skull with a satisfying crunch

<Chinook> "Pointy end goes that way!"

<Al_Dente> "Kebab removed."

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d20 jump scratch al!

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d2

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Cherenkov_GM> Al is swiped at for one

<Al_Dente> "Damn rat!"

<Captain_Dusk> (This rat be a badass.)

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d20 to claw at bob!

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Cherenkov_GM> Bob is still untouchable!

-*- Bob has smooth moves

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<Cherenkov_GM> Go dusk

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<Captain_Dusk> !roll d20 for rat fillet

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Cherenkov_GM> The rat is not a fish

<Al_Dente> [[ lel ]]

<Cherenkov_GM> Bob's turn

<Bob> !roll 1d20 to lacerate a ho with surgical precision

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Bob> !roll 1d6

<GameServ> 4 == 4

-*- Bob puffs his chest

<Bob> "That's your daily dose!"

<Cherenkov_GM> Only one rat remains as Bob lets the blood spurt from the other one's neck.

<Cherenkov_GM> Roll for init, new rown.

<Cherenkov_GM> round even

<Chinook> !roll d20 init

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Captain_Dusk> !roll d20

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Booze_Hound> !roll d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d20 for based hero of time

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<GoldenLink> >WHAT THE HELL

<Chinook> [whut]

<Bob> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Booze_Hound> [well i got the 1 out of the way]

<Bob> [Lel]

<Al_Dente> !roll d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d20 final rat

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Cherenkov_GM> Do it, Hero of Tim

-*- GoldenLink spins his nunchuck and does a spin attack "HEYYA!"

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 3 == 3

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<GoldenLink> >hue

<Cherenkov_GM> Golden is too excited and spins away from the group instead

<Cherenkov_GM> Bob you're up.

<GoldenLink> "WEEEEEEE"

<Chinook> [muh 18...]

<Al_Dente> "Golden Please!"

<Bob> !roll 1d20 to nuclear boop the last rat.  With his sword.

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Bob> !roll 1d6

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Cherenkov_GM> fuck. bob also has 18. want to do a tri attack?

<Al_Dente> [[ i have 18 too ]]

<Cherenkov_GM> with you, bob and al?

<Bob> [DANGIT TRI ATTACK SOUNDS SO COOL]

<Cherenkov_GM> for fun

<Al_Dente> [[ we shanking them to death now ]]

<Bob> [LET'S DO ET]

<Chinook> Triple Dragon Kick

<Al_Dente> "Poke him! Poke him!"

<Booze_Hound> [all for one rat]

<Bob> "IT'S TIME!"

<Chinook> [Rat is going down]

<Al_Dente> "Kill it!"

<Cherenkov_GM> roll, al and chin

<Booze_Hound> [3 damage]

<Al_Dente> !roll d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Al_Dente> [[ fuuuu ]]

<Chinook> !roll d20 kick it like wilkinson

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Chinook> [ghey]

<Al_Dente> [[ at least we look cool ]]

<Booze_Hound> [not kicking it like roadhouse]

<Cherenkov_GM> Bob is the only one to hit and at least the other two tried to look cool.

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d20 for cool rat attack on bob.

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Al_Dente> [[ >tried ]]

<Cherenkov_GM> Finish this rat, dusk

<GoldenLink> [The rat still has his swag]

-*- Bob does the safety dance

<GoldenLink> [hue >star please]

<Chinook> [ Sequence with action lines in the background where us 3 do a flying kick at the rat whilst it does its own]

<Captain_Dusk> !roll d20 for unnecessary amount of force put into an overhead stab

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Cherenkov_GM> make another kebab please

<Captain_Dusk> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Captain_Dusk> (rek'd)

<Cherenkov_GM> Dusk is eating rat kebab tonight!

<Cherenkov_GM> The rats are defeated! FF_Victory.mid

<GoldenLink> [hopefully 22 doesn't come and try to arrest you because the rat may be sentient]

<Booze_Hound> [HA]

<Chinook> [I can break these cuffs]

<Al_Dente> [[ i swar ]]

<Al_Dente> [[ that damn cop ]]

<Captain_Dusk> "Dayum. I think it's dead."

<Chinook> [Haven't had the pleasure yet]

<Booze_Hound> [you can't break these cuffs]

-*- Bob gains 74 ECP

<Bob> *EXP

-*- GoldenLink gains the 2 exp from bobs game i needed to level up

<Cherenkov_GM> Bob is hit by 74 acorns for 1 damage each and dies. Hue.

-*- GoldenLink starts flashing

<Cherenkov_GM> no exp gains yet

<GoldenLink> *Golden Is evolving!*

<Booze_Hound> [does booze hound level up and evolve to Drunkard?]

-*- Bob ded

-*- Al_Dente eyes go blue and has windows font scoll.

<Chinook> [where were you when bob was kill]

<GoldenLink> "So...what spice do we need?"

<Cherenkov_GM> bob comes back as the death is retconed. Everyone forgets this happened.

<Al_Dente> "We need that Dill and Oregano."

<Chinook> "Phil and Oregon"

-*- Bob cheers "Wait what?"

<Captain_Dusk> "Onward to victory!"

<Chinook> "The objective bobby!"

<Al_Dente> "YOUR PURPOSE!"

<Captain_Dusk> How much do we have so far?"

<GoldenLink> "THE REASON YOU LIVE"

<Al_Dente> "Hey guys, do the rats talk?"

-*- Al_Dente poker faces.

<Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to search for dem plants

<GameServ> 8 == 8

-*- Booze_Hound can not find dem plants

<Chinook> "If they did, they don't now"

<Cherenkov_GM> The patch of dill still lies before you. Booze however is looking in the opposite direction, back towards town.

-*- Captain_Dusk picks the dill

-*- Chinook claps his hooves "Yo, Booze"

<Al_Dente> !roll d20 to find somethang

<GameServ> 1 == 1

-*- Bob picks the dill

<Al_Dente> [[ welp ]]

<Booze_Hound> "Si?"

-*- Chinook picks at the dill, careful not to tear it

-*- GoldenLink offers a quick prayer to the three goddesses "I am a humble servent of the triforce of courage, grant me strength and wisdoms my goddesses, and the power to roll too... that would be nice, Love, golden"

<Cherenkov_GM> All looks up into the sun and finds it in his eyes.

<Cherenkov_GM> Al_Dente. lel.

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<Al_Dente> "MY EYES!"

<Boris_> [Did you died]

-*- Al_Dente just stares at the sun screaming about his eyes

-*- GoldenLink stares into the sun

<Captain_Dusk> "I think he caught the stupid."

<Booze_Hound> "that is what happens when you look at my ass Al, it blinds you"

<GoldenLink> "I don't know what your trying to do sun....I have special eyes~"

-*- Al_Dente breaks away and rubs his eyes, stumbling into a tree.

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Cherenkov_GM> Al slips, on something moist.

-*- Al_Dente lands in something moist and feels dirty. "Lewd."

<Captain_Dusk> (Gigity)

<Chinook> "Jesus, Al. You drunk or something?"

<Bob> [FUKKIN HELL, GOTTA GO.  SEE YOU ALL... SORRY!]

<Cherenkov_GM> [see ya bob!]

<Booze_Hound> [see ya]

-*- Bob resorts to NPC mode

<GoldenLink> [bye bab]

-*- Captain_Dusk waves his hoof infront of bob's eyes "whut?"

<Boris_> [What is mission?]

<Cherenkov_GM> [gathering some herbs to pay off their tab at the inn]

<Boris_> [interdasting]

<Chinook> [later Kebob]

<Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to search for pants

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Bob> "Hiya!  I'm the town doc!  Let's find those plants!"

-*- GoldenLink looks at the sun "night of the final day....

<Booze_Hound> "heyyyy look at what i found"

<Boris_> [*Booze finds a nice pair of Levi's]

<GoldenLink> ]hue]

<Booze_Hound> [FUCK]

<Cherenkov_GM> Booze thinks he sees a trail leading deeper into the forest. Maybe there's some there?

<-> Bob is now known as Bob|NPC

<Booze_Hound> [boris you commie would like the levi's]

<Booze_Hound> "hey Al comehere"

-*- Al_Dente gets to his feet and follows Booze.

<Al_Dente> Hooves*

<Al_Dente> "What is it Booze?"

<Cherenkov_GM> Al's hoof is.... muddy....

<Booze_Hound> "want to go down this path? might be better stuff here"

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<Chinook> "Sure, what the hell"

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<Al_Dente> "Lets go.

<Captain_Dusk> "Lets go!"

<Cherenkov_GM> It also smells.

<Booze_Hound> "allons y!"

<Chinook> "You guys ever worked at a tip during summer? Because that's what this smells like"

-*- Al_Dente wipes his hoof on a random tree.

<Booze_Hound> "al stop stepping in shit"

<GoldenLink> "Lets go fellas"

-*- Chinook takes a deep sniff and for some reason feels nostalgic "Alright, let's move"

<Al_Dente> "Me first!"

-*- Al_Dente pushes past Booze and leads the group.

<Captain_Dusk> follow shithoof!"

-*- Chinook shakes his head and brings up the rear

<Booze_Hound> "remember Al i know where you live"

<Cherenkov_GM> The journey through the path seems easy enough. The grass is low here compared to the rest of the forest, almost as if it had been cut recently.

-*- Booze_Hound brings up the rear

<-> Rain_Drop_MasteChef is now known as Rain_Drop

<Captain_Dusk> "Whats up with this grass? A little short."

-*- GoldenLink walks with chinook

<-> Boris_ is now known as Boris_Gaymin

<Chinook> "Maybe someone's tending to it?"

<Al_Dente> "With what? Goats?"

<Boris_Gaymin> [Bad choice of words]

<GoldenLink> "Hey? do you think it would be possible to make a instrument fitting the hero of time~ like...an ocarina per say?"

<Cherenkov_GM> Cicadas can be heard chirping in the forest.

<Captain_Dusk> When in doubt, trees." *attempts to climb a tree

<Booze_Hound> "the goats and squirrels have joined forces to hunt us down"

<-> Lucyne is now known as Lucyne_food

-*- Al_Dente laughs at Booze. "Were all ded!"

-*- Chinook blows some air out through his mouth "Maybe? I gotta work some designs first, it's pretty tricky with hooves"

<Captain_Dusk> "This is truly the end of days."

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<Cherenkov_GM> are you climing the tree? roll please if you are.

<GoldenLink> "Well if you could, that would be amazing!"

<Captain_Dusk> !roll d20 for tree

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Rain_Drop> [ouch]

<Boris_Gaymin> [>Paraplegic]

<Cherenkov_GM> Dusk cannot into tree.

<Captain_Dusk> [I will never be a ballarina]

<Chinook> "I'll put it on the list-Dusk? Watch it there fella"

<Captain_Dusk> "screw you too nature."

<Al_Dente> "Guys stop, you hear that?"

-*- Al_Dente stops and crouches down, putting his hoof to his ear.

-*- Captain_Dusk growls

-*- GoldenLink tries flying

<Cherenkov_GM> He could try flying. Al hears the cicadas and Dusk's growling

<Cherenkov_GM> Whelp, Golden, you know what to do.

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

-*- Captain_Dusk attempts to hear the noise.

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<Nova_Flux|Argonian> [You guys doing a game?]

<Captain_Dusk> [yus]

<GoldenLink> [NOVA PLEASE]

<Cherenkov_GM> Golden is airborne for right now. Yes, Nova.

<Al_Dente> [[ maybe ]]

<Al_Dente> "

<GoldenLink> [HARDER AL!]

<Al_Dente> "Damn I wish I could fly...."

-*- Chinook suddenly eases his wings up

<Captain_Dusk> !roll d20 to hear noise

<GameServ> 4 == 4

-*- GoldenLink grins at al and looks around to see something of interest

<Cherenkov_GM> Dusk hears nothing out of the ordinary.

-*- Al_Dente looks at Golden then around.

<Captain_Dusk> "Huh... I don't hear anything."

<Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to hear

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Al_Dente> !roll d20 to FEEL something

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Captain_Dusk> [def and emo pone]

<Al_Dente> [[ i just feel it ]]

<Cherenkov_GM> Booze goes deaf from the silence. Al is ded inside.

<Cherenkov_GM> kek.

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d20 to see something from the air

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Booze_Hound> "WHAT? I THINK I'M DEAF"

<Cherenkov_GM> Golden sees a clearing up ahead of the trail. With a patch of green growing in the middle of it.

-*- Al_Dente feels cold.

<Chinook> "You see something?"

<Al_Dente> "Guys, my feet hurt."

<Al_Dente> "I want to go home."

<Al_Dente> "That feel when no gf."

-*- GoldenLink flies ahead "I see a patch of green in the middle of a clearing!"

-*- Captain_Dusk gallops towards the clearing

-*- Chinook scrapers to where Gold is

<Chinook> *scarpers

-*- Al_Dente follows Chin slowly.

-*- GoldenLink is >FLYING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND~

<Booze_Hound> "al you have boris"

<Cherenkov_GM> roll to continue your flight then, Golden.

-*- Al_Dente sighs and kicks a rock "It didnt exactly work out like that Booze."

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Chinook> [Today goldie learnt not to tease GM]

-*- GoldenLink is not ;_;

<GoldenLink> [hue]

<Al_Dente> [[ #BASEDGM ]

<Booze_Hound> "you two aren't together?"

<GoldenLink> [chinook, i will never learn that lesson...]

<Al_Dente> "No Booze."

<Cherenkov_GM> Golden forgets to adjust his trim and falls to the ground. Hard. 2 damage.

<Booze_Hound> "I'm sorry"

-*- GoldenLink drops out of the air next to Al  takes his damage and stands up"What happend?"

<Captain_Dusk> "Hey Golden, you alright?"

-*- Chinook is suddenly not too keen on rolling for flight

<Al_Dente> "Dont be.... It me I guess. He a great guy, but... I dont know. I guess I just dont know myself to know what I really want."

-*- GoldenLink shrugs "I've seen worse"

<Al_Dente> "Were still good friends. At the risk of sounding like a faggot. Friendship is Magic."

<GoldenLink> [>tfw smash into the ceiling only to smash back down taking 8 damage]

<Chinook> [whut]

-*- Chinook hovers in the clearing scanning the area

<GoldenLink> [on bobs ruby quest]

<Chinook> [Roll?]

<GoldenLink> [>1]

<Booze_Hound> "don't worry, at least you two still are friends"

<GoldenLink> [then i rolled 8 on damage]

<Chinook> [I meant for me]

<Al_Dente> "Couldn't ask for more."

<GoldenLink> >oh

<Chinook> [But that sucks]

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<Cherenkov_GM> You reach the clearing's entrance. It seems tranquil enough.

-*- Captain_Dusk investigates the area

-*- Chinook hovers in the clearing scanning the area

-*- GoldenLink stops "Its tranquil.....to tranquil..."

<Cherenkov_GM> Two other paths can be seen leading from the clearing.

<Al_Dente> "Ok gang lets split up!"

<Chinook> "Wait up!"

<Booze_Hound> "i'm with you Al"

<Chinook> "Let's just take a look"

-*- Booze_Hound waits

<GoldenLink> "Like zoinks! I'll go with anyone man"

<Captain_Dusk> "I'll take left."

<Chinook> "Just how different do these paths look?"

<Chinook> (I've had experience with this #BlameBob)

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<GoldenLink> [1 is sunshiney and a happy meddow, the other has rains and spikes everywhere]

<Cherenkov_GM> They all rook same. Same type of cuts in the grass.

<Al_Dente> "Right Booze!"

-*- Al_Dente pulls Booze and starts to head right.

<Chinook> "To the right then?"

<Captain_Dusk> "anyone going left?"

<GoldenLink> "I'll go"

<Captain_Dusk> Alrighty. Anyone else?"

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<Chinook> "I'm with Al and Booze"

-*- GoldenLink looks as the other three run off "Just you and me"

<Captain_Dusk> "Alright then, onward!"

<Al_Dente> [[ inb4 ghosts and globetrotters ]]

<Rain_Drop> [spliting up the party...]

-*- Captain_Dusk charges down the path

-*- Al_Dente skips down the right path

-*- GoldenLink chases after sword drawn "TALLY HO!"

<Cherenkov_GM> I know, Rain.... and so the two groups go down each path.

-*- Booze_Hound walks next to Al

<Chinook> [I did say wait up...]

<Cherenkov_GM> Same cut grass as the path that they were just on.

<Captain_Dusk> Onward!"

<GoldenLink> "Dusk.... do you hear that

<Al_Dente> "See anything Booze?"

<GoldenLink> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSxhck4x9xg

<Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to see something

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Booze_Hound> "i see......"

<Booze_Hound> "I spy with my little eye"

<Captain_Dusk> "Hear what?"

<Cherenkov_GM> Booze sees a grasshopper up ahead.

<Booze_Hound> "something hopping that is found in grass"

-*- GoldenLink is hearing he lost woods theme in his head "Nothing, my bad"

<Chinook> "It could be a Grasshopper"

<Chinook> "Watch out, they Hop through Grass"

<Al_Dente> "Young grasshopper."

<Booze_Hound> "that is kangaroos"

<Captain_Dusk> "Alrighty then... ONWARD!" *Continues charging

-*- GoldenLink chases in suit "FOR TIME!"

<Chinook> "You know Kangaroo in the aboriginal language means "I don't know"?"

-*- Al_Dente starts to walk towards the grasshopper.

-*- Chinook follows Al

<Booze_Hound> "what ever you say chinook"

<Cherenkov_GM> The grasshopper seems to be further away than previously thought. Dusk, Golden, are you paying attention to what's in front of you?

-*- Captain_Dusk investigates

<Chinook> "Is it moving away or am I seeing things?"

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d20 to pay attention

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Captain_Dusk> !roll d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Al_Dente> [[ we are a bunch of old people ]]

<Al_Dente> [[ cant see shit ]]

<-> Lucyne_food is now known as Lucyne

<Cherenkov_GM> The grasshopper in Al's path, turns around and jumps towards them.  It gets way bigger.  Dusk and Golden run smack dab into something and fall down.

<Captain_Dusk> "What the hell?

<Booze_Hound> "uhhhh"

-*- GoldenLink looks at what they fell over "Whut?"

<Al_Dente> "Guys....... GUYS..... GUYS!"

-*- Captain_Dusk touches the wall in front of him

<Booze_Hound> "am i REALLY drunk or is that thing huge?"

<Chinook> "That's a big one. Hoo boy"

-*- Al_Dente just stands in the middle of the path, staring at the grasshopper.

<GoldenLink> [i don't think its a wall...]

<Cherenkov_GM> It really is huge. Huge like horse.  Dusk feels something like an insect....

<Cherenkov_GM> A rather large insect.

-*- Chinook brings up his left and assumes a battle position

<Captain_Dusk> "hoohhhh.........g-g-golden......"

<Cherenkov_GM> It begins to turn around, shuffling its six green legs.

-*- Al_Dente weilds his spear as his jaw dropps. Looking at the HorseHopper.

-*- Captain_Dusk draws his spear and steps back "Well aren't you big..."

-*- GoldenLink is an insect whisperer "Hello?"

<Booze_Hound> "don't attack the horse hopper"

<Cherenkov_GM> The rather large grasshopper looks at the pair and screeches loudly.  Roll for init everyone.

-*- Chinook scrapes a hoof along the floor, body lowered, teeth bared and wings flared. "We might have to be ready to"

<Al_Dente> !roll d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Chinook> !roll d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Booze_Hound> !roll d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Al_Dente> [[ based numbers ]]

<Al_Dente> [[ 20, 19, 18 ]]

<GoldenLink> [I AM BASED HERO OF FUCKING TIME]

<Captain_Dusk> !roll d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Booze_Hound> [ahoo hoo hoo]

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll 2d20

<GameServ> 19, 15 == 34

<-> Able_Tome|AFK is now known as Able_Tome

<Cherenkov_GM> Al, you're up.

<Chinook> [>tfw no medical supplies]

<Cherenkov_GM> sorry, golden first

<GoldenLink> [Chrern. i have to drive my drunk sister home, give me like 10 min at most?]

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d20 HIGHA! jump slash

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Al_Dente> [[ based big brother ]]

<Al_Dente> [[ good jerb ]]

<GoldenLink> [based little brother...]

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<Al_Dente> !roll d20 for spear jab

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<GoldenLink> >god damn it...]

<Cherenkov_GM> Nope, the grasshopper jumps back sligthly

<GoldenLink> Chreren give me 5 min

<GoldenLink> [kk bye]

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<Cherenkov_GM> Well, let's continue this round while he goes then.

<Chinook> Lets

<Cherenkov_GM> Both al and golden miss.

<Al_Dente> [[ fack i need to pick somethang up in a little bit ]]

<Al_Dente> [[ ill stall as long as I can ]]

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d20 the once peaceful grasshopper attacks al

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Cherenkov_GM> It misses but you can tell it's mad now.

<Cherenkov_GM> Go chin

<Chinook> (We could've prevented this)

<Chinook> !roll d20 mean right hook to the Grasshopper

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Al_Dente> [[ inb4 grasshopper impreg ]]

<Chinook> !roll d6

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Chinook> [;_;]

<Cherenkov_GM> Chinook bashes its leg for 2 damage

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d20 Dusk gets eaten

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d4

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Captain_Dusk> GAH

<Captain_Dusk> (Dafuq?)

<Cherenkov_GM> The grasshopper nibbles on dusk for one damage

<Booze_Hound> "stab it from the instide"

<Cherenkov_GM> [nah, you're not inside]

<Al_Dente> [[ oh jesus ]]

<Cherenkov_GM> Go booze

<Al_Dente> [[ PLEASE NO ]]

<Al_Dente> [[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTWYQhTT388  ]]

<Booze_Hound> !roll d20 spear stab

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Cherenkov_GM> .....

<Booze_Hound> "SHIT"

<Captain_Dusk> "You little fuc.... You huge fucker!"

<Cherenkov_GM> roll again, booze

<Booze_Hound> !roll d20

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Al_Dente> [[ there goes mah nightmares ]]

<Rain_Drop> [booze gets eaten]

<Cherenkov_GM> Booze stumbles and falls, taking one damage

<Cherenkov_GM> Go Dusk

<Booze_Hound> [spear hits ground pole vaulting me into the mouth]

<Captain_Dusk> !roll d20 to stab under it's jaw "Bite me again you dick!"

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Captain_Dusk> (I spoke too soon.)

<Cherenkov_GM> Dusk stabs the air and it pats him on the head as if mocking him.

<Cherenkov_GM> Anyway, new round unless you want to wait unitl Golden gets back

<Captain_Dusk> !roll d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Al_Dente> !roll d20

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Al_Dente> [[ after this round i need to step out, ill be back shortly as well ]]

<Chinook> [I might drop out, it's getting late and I wanna finish somethings up IC]

<Cherenkov_GM> [you all running away then? I won't be angry, just disappointed.]

<Cherenkov_GM> [IC anyway]

<Al_Dente> [[ i dun wan, ill try and jet back ]]

<Cherenkov_GM> Fine, other people roll please.

<Chinook> [Maybe, I'll see if some coffee helps]

<Booze_Hound> !roll d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Chinook> !roll d20 I'm still in

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll 2d20

<GameServ> 13, 11 == 24

<Al_Dente> [[ im still here for now ]]

<Cherenkov_GM> Chin, start us off

<Chinook> !roll d20 drop kick to the face

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Chinook> !roll d6

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Chinook> [pls]

<Flip_Farbeak> [Are you guys gonna miss the town hall meeting?]

<Cherenkov_GM> Chin taps the face lightly. When is the meeting?

<Captain_Dusk> (OHSHIT)

<Flip_Farbeak> [Soon]

<Booze_Hound> [were busy looking for herbs]

<Chinook> [IC, yeah]

<Cherenkov_GM> [would be nice if someone told me]

<Captain_Dusk> (I have to be there. When is it Flip?)

<Flip_Farbeak> [I don't know. People are starting to gather.]

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d20 chin's group attack chin

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Cherenkov_GM> gh miss

<Cherenkov_GM> go booze

<Booze_Hound> !roll d20 spear jab

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Cherenkov_GM> miss

<Flip_Farbeak> [I think they're about to start dusk]

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d20 dusk's

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Booze_Hound> [shit i always forget the ]

<Cherenkov_GM> miss

<Booze_Hound> +2

<Al_Dente> [[ we have a meeting? ]]

<Cherenkov_GM> we can put this on pause and say you all got back afterwards before the meeting

<Boris_> [Yes]

<Booze_Hound> ['aight]

<Al_Dente> [[ Cheren your amazing, stay amazing. ]]

<Captain_Dusk> (Sounds good.)

<Al_Dente> [[ im in it ]]

<-> Al_Dente is now known as Al_GITOFFMAHLAWN

<Chinook> [Aight then]

-*- Cherenkov_GM ACTIVATES GM POWER, "FREEZE FRAME!"

-*- Al_GITOFFMAHLAWN gets Frozen staring at Booze's ass.

<Booze_Hound> [time freezes and we teleport to town hall]

<Cherenkov_GM> We will conitnue after the meeting.

-*- Booze_Hound gets Frozen staring at my ass.

<-> You are now known as Cherenkov_Light

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<GoldenTouch> [me has been there the whole time]

<Booze_Hound> [split personality]

<GoldenTouch> [What did i miss]

<Cherenkov_Light> [we are on pause for now while the stuff at the town hall takes place. will resume after that. Saying that this takes place before then timeline wise]

<GoldenTouch> [What happened at the town hall?]

<Cherenkov_Light> [goatgate]

<Cherenkov_Light> [we discussing now]

<Nova_Flux|Argonian> [i forgot how to get to the town hall]

<Nova_Flux|Argonian> [please halp plox]

<Chinook> [fourcannon-townhall]

<Nova_Flux|Argonian> [its wrong[

<GoldenTouch> [#fourcannon-townhall

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<Mariel> [type /join #FourCannon-TownHall]

<Nova_Flux|Argonian> [Thanks mariel, also did it end?]

<Mariel> [dunno, im kinda busy right now so im barely paying attention]

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<Cherenkov_Light> It's Al's turn whenever we resume

<Booze_Hound> ok

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<Captain_Dusk> I thought that was a legit meeting.

<Cherenkov_Light> Same

<GoldenTouch> same

<Captain_Dusk> I was excited

<Captain_Dusk> I was going over how we shouldn't have to call meetings to decide little things.

<Cherenkov_Light> waste of our time.

<Captain_Dusk> exactly

<Ruby> sorry to interupt, but there is an adventure about to begin or it has ALREADY BEGUN?

<Booze_Hound> [i thought it would end with the execution of the guilty]

<Captain_Dusk> whats the point of having leaders in branches if they have no power?]

<Captain_Dusk> [I had some damn nice points IMO.]

<Cherenkov_Light> we have power, but this issue is shitty for right now. we can discuss it later.

<GoldenTouch> [Ruby we're in the middle of one]

<Mariel> [i lol'd at the whole meeting]

<Ruby> (okay)

<Captain_Dusk> gotcha

<Boris_> [Mariel you a crazy fuck]

<Captain_Dusk> [somebody roll or something]

<Mariel> [i know boris, i know]

<Cherenkov_Light> yes, they are fighting giant grasshoppers now. Al_GITOFFMAHLAWN plz respond

<Boris_> [Al is NPC modo]

<Boris_> [Can i roll 4 him]

<-> GoldenTouch is now known as GoldenLink

<Cherenkov_Light> Allright, new round then for init

<Captain_Dusk> !roll d20 for superduperinitroll

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<-> You are now known as Cherenkov_GM

<Booze_Hound> everyone?]

<Cherenkov_GM> yes, everyone

<Booze_Hound> !roll d20 for better roll

<GameServ> 1 == 1

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<Booze_Hound> [brb yelling at cat for that roll]

<Chinook> [I'm out, sorry IC reasons include leling at Booze's roll and prepping new charcoal pile]

<Captain_Dusk> [Animal abuse. let's make a police show about it.]

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<Cherenkov_GM> The grasshopper watches Chinook flee from battle

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d20 for init of time

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Boris_> [Maybe grasshopper don wan fight]

<Boris_> [gib hug]

<Booze_Hound> [it attacked]

<Boris_> [Did you look at it hard]

<Cherenkov_GM> [only because you attacked it]

<GoldenLink> [Guyz we should like....kill it and eat it]

<Cherenkov_GM> [yes, good eats]

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<Boris_> [See]

<GoldenLink> [NOOOOOOO THATS BAD]

<Booze_Hound> [fried grasshopper ]

<Captain_Dusk> [I'm in]

<Boris_> [>only because you attacked it]

<Captain_Dusk> [because this is..... duh duh duh Good Eats!]

<Cherenkov_GM> [they had inititive]

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll 2d20

<GameServ> 2, 18 == 20

<GoldenLink> [Cheren, how long will game go on...]

<-> Horny_Ruse is now known as Honey_Rose

<Mariel> [Oh boy i started a new motion, now we can eat what we kill?]

<Cherenkov_GM> it's just about done.

<GoldenLink> [i was gonna join penny]

<Mariel> [Im so awesome]

<Cherenkov_GM> Dusk, you go first

<Boris_> [Eating meat ain't healthy for horse]

<GoldenLink> [>tfw this is in the past so its okay]

<Captain_Dusk> !roll d20 to slash at legs

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Cherenkov_GM> roll for damage

<Captain_Dusk> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Cherenkov_GM> It screechs out as you cut off a leg

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d20+-1 bite dusk

<GameServ> (12) + -1 == 11

<GoldenLink> [EAT IT]

<Cherenkov_GM> Dusk narrowly avoids its jaws

<Cherenkov_GM> Go golden

<Booze_Hound> [test]

-*- GoldenLink uses jump slash!

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<GoldenLink> >test?

<Cherenkov_GM> slash for damage!

<Cherenkov_GM> test sat, golden just took a bit to respond I think.

<Booze_Hound> [you lagging too?]

<Captain_Dusk> [Lag?]

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d8 damage

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Cherenkov_GM> unless esper is lagging.

<GoldenLink> [it is]

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d20 chomp booze

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d4

<Cherenkov_GM> oh god it is.

<Booze_Hound> [HA he drinks my blood he gets drunk]

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Cherenkov_GM> The grasshopper gets drunk from the alcoholic pony and stumbles about.

<Mariel> [dem criticals]

<Cherenkov_GM> You're up booze.

<Booze_Hound> !roll d20 spear jab

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Booze_Hound> !roll d6

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Cherenkov_GM> Fuck it. I'll allow it to push this thing along to an end.

<Booze_Hound> [well was 11]

<Cherenkov_GM> [was doing a 12 for DC]

<Booze_Hound> [ahh]

<Cherenkov_GM> The spear pierces its head and it stops moving

<Captain_Dusk> "Blood for the blood god!"

<Cherenkov_GM> Booze's Grashopper is deafeated!

<GoldenLink> "Guys..... that was bad... was it sentiant?"

<Cherenkov_GM> Dusk and golden's remain! Roll for init you two!

<Booze_Hound> "it was a bug"

<Captain_Dusk> !roll d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d20 GRASSHOPPER

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<GoldenLink> >Mep

<Cherenkov_GM> Go dusk

-*- Booze_Hound take bug's head as trophy

<Captain_Dusk> !roll d20 to bite it's throat out (Fuck society)

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Captain_Dusk> nu

<Cherenkov_GM> Dusk bites his tongue instead

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<Captain_Dusk> "GA'UU"

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d20 nibble dusk

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Cherenkov_GM> it nibbles at nothing

<Cherenkov_GM> Go golden

-*- GoldenLink rolls behind it in a dive and slashes upward when i'm behind it

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Cherenkov_GM> hit

<Captain_Dusk> (Those 11's)

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<GoldenLink> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLyi5xHtkb0

<GoldenLink> cue fight theme

<Cherenkov_GM> And Golden slashes it in two, spraying its guts all over him! The bugs are defeated!

-*- GoldenLink unleashes his bankai "HA"

<Mariel> [eat them]

<Captain_Dusk> "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"

<Captain_Dusk> "So wait. we came all this way for spices right?"

<Cherenkov_GM> A wind blows in the direction of the circle, urging you back whenever you are ready to go. Take the bugs or not. Up to you.

<Booze_Hound> "yep"

-*- Captain_Dusk picks up a leg "I'ma cook this fallout style.

-*- GoldenLink looks at dusk "You do that...."

-*- GoldenLink prays to the triforce for a successful hit

<Captain_Dusk> (Was this cannon?)

<GoldenLink> [who knows....]

<Cherenkov_GM> Booze can use Al and Chinook as pack mules for his if he wants.

<GoldenLink> [all i know my bar debt can be paid for]

<Cherenkov_GM> Just takes place before the meeting

-*- Booze_Hound takes of bug's head for trophy

<Al_GITOFFMAHLAWN> am i back in itme? ]]

<-> Al_GITOFFMAHLAWN is now known as Al_Dente

<Cherenkov_GM> Yes we paused for the meeting shenannigans that was a waste of time.

-*- GoldenLink takes his bugs head because he can

<GoldenLink> "I KILLED IT! MY HEAD"

<Captain_Dusk> "CALLZIES ON LEGS"

<Booze_Hound> "alright back to searching"

<Cherenkov_GM> Take whatever pieces of grasshopper remain if you want, Al.

<Al_Dente> [[ whats left? ]]

-*- GoldenLink high hooves dusk "We are the best team ever"

<Al_Dente> [[ Did i miss the climax? ]]

<Captain_Dusk> "Hell yeah!"

<Booze_Hound> [ya bugs are dead]

<Captain_Dusk> (Yup. Rek'd.)

<Cherenkov_GM> The wind grows strong now, as if urging you back towards the circle. Booze took the head, everything else remains.

<Booze_Hound> [roll to search?]

-*- GoldenLink heads back to the circle

-*- Al_Dente gets up from the ground and walks into the bremuda rektangle, looking at the carnage that he somehow missed.

-*- Booze_Hound heads back

-*- Captain_Dusk follows behind golden

<Al_Dente> "Wait up!"

<Cherenkov_GM> ....FINE I WILL ALLOW YOU A DAMN ROLL BOOZE. GET ON WITH IT.

-*- Al_Dente follows the other ponies

<Booze_Hound> [was going to roll to look for plants]

<Booze_Hound> [i'm sorry]

<Booze_Hound> [please don't be mad]

<Cherenkov_GM> Fine, you can roll to determine whether or not it's the right plants.

<Cherenkov_GM> Let kek be your guide.

<GoldenLink> !roll 1d20+20 for them to be it

<GameServ> (20) + 20 == 40

<GoldenLink> OH SHIET

<GoldenLink> >KEK BE PRAISED!

<Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to look for plants

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Al_Dente> "I guess I get to climax."

<Cherenkov_GM> KEK GOLDEN SEES THE OREGANO. AND SPOTS SOMETHING SHINY IN THE CENTER

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d2

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d100

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Booze_Hound> [you mad at me chere?]

<Booze_Hound> [http://www.gameinformer.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer-Discussions-Components-Files/14492/3806.50517-_2D00_-crying-filly-twilight_5F00_sparkle.gif]

-*- GoldenLink goes over to the shiny thing

<Cherenkov_GM> No, Booze, everything is fine.

<Booze_Hound> [yaaaaa]

<GoldenLink> >please be a piece of the triforce~

<Al_Dente> "dat tree fify."

<Al_Dente> "Tree fiddy."

-*- Cherenkov_GM does not like that roll, since it is not shiny.

<Cherenkov_GM> !roll d16 then

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Booze_Hound> [fighting lock ness monster next]

<Captain_Dusk> "Watch it be something dangerous."

<Captain_Dusk> "Or explode or something."

<GoldenLink> [ITS ABOUT TREE FITTY]

<Captain_Dusk> "Seems to happen to us."

-*- Al_Dente crowds the other ponies by the shiny thing.

-*- GoldenLink keeps them away "My shiny, i found it"

<Cherenkov_GM> Golden sees a small, glinting stone...

<Al_Dente> "All i wanna know where da gold at."

<Al_Dente> "Da gol at."

<Cherenkov_GM> It's green, sort of like a coke bottle green.

<Captain_Dusk> (like a clear green?)

-*- GoldenLink picks it up

<GoldenLink> "Whut is it?"

<Al_Dente> "Golden is dat a nuka cola quartz?"

<Boris_> [Gold pls is this another dimension]

-*- Al_Dente poker faces.

<Cherenkov_GM> It's Prasiolite. If no one knows what that is, talk to someone about what it is. There's a few in town that know what it is. Quartz! Right, Al!

<Captain_Dusk> "Horey shat. We could buy weapons with that!"

<Al_Dente> "IM RIGHT!"

-*- GoldenLink picks it up

-*- GoldenLink holds it above his head for a good time

-*- Al_Dente claps.

-*- Booze_Hound presses A

-*- Captain_Dusk sniffs it

-*- GoldenLink puts it in the inventory

<Cherenkov_GM> Gm reminds them about the oregano that they still have to collect.

-*- Captain_Dusk grabs the oregano

<GoldenLink> [chrern is it green in color]

<Al_Dente> !roll d20 for having a sack of dank oregano

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Captain_Dusk> It appears we have dill and oregano.

<Al_Dente> [[ is a crit fail or oregano weed? ]]

<Cherenkov_GM> green like coke bottle. check its wiki page.

<Al_Dente> of* ]]

<GoldenLink> [i got it]

<Cherenkov_GM> Al is lazy and watches the other ponies harvest their share.

<GoldenLink> [Welp, thats going to my "Give to star to attempt to get laid" fund]

-*- Al_Dente is the best highway worker ever

<Cherenkov_GM> Only roll when I ask for it, Al =D.

<Al_Dente> [[ sorry (.  .   ) ]]

<Cherenkov_GM> So, one last battle, or do you want to head back?

<Captain_Dusk> (lets fight stuff)

<Booze_Hound> [we get loot?]

<Al_Dente> [[ yay i didnt miss the climax ]]

<Cherenkov_GM> I suggest heading back to not mess with canon.

<Al_Dente> [[ booze pls ]]

<GoldenLink> [idk i'm in penny's quest because this is in the past]

<Booze_Hound> [aight i'm saying go back]

<Cherenkov_GM> Unless you want rats again

<Captain_Dusk> Alrighty, lets head back

<Booze_Hound> [hey golden is penny's quest start yet?]

<Al_Dente> Fine

<Cherenkov_GM> Won't get to use my big thing though.

<GoldenLink> [yep]

<GoldenLink> [we picking stumpies]

<GoldenLink> [its boaring]

<Booze_Hound> [awww]

<GoldenLink> [so fer]

<GoldenLink> [i say head backs]

<Cherenkov_GM> Allright, so you head back to town, to the inn and so on and so forth. Do you show the shiny to Chere?

<Captain_Dusk> [>tfw searching for plants is always boring.]

-*- Booze_Hound heads back to inn

<-> You are now known as Cherenkov_Light

<Mariel> [what, over already?]

<Cherenkov_Light> [started earlier, only paused it to because of the meeting.]

-*- GoldenLink finds cheren "I found a shiney!"

-*- GoldenLink takes out his Prasiolite

-*- Cherenkov_Light looks at it. "Do you know what it is?"

<Mariel> [damn i was kinda busy with something and missed most of the meeting, only saw goat issue was forgotten]

<Mariel> [now i missed adventure as well]

<Mariel> [goddamn]

-*- GoldenLink adorns his monocle "I beleive it is Prasiolite, a various type of quarts...Hmmm quite~"

<Cherenkov_Light> [plz golden, did you know that IC before I linked you or not?]

<GoldenLink> [~]

<Booze_Hound>  [as your lawyer i advise you not to answer]

<Al_Dente> [[ Mariel i missed the climax ]]

<Al_Dente> [[ >climax ]]

<GoldenLink> [I plead the 5th]

<Al_Dente> [[ fif ]]

<Booze_Hound> [don't worry Al I'll show you the climax]

<Al_Dente> [[ booze pls ]]

<Booze_Hound> [the grass hopper bit me got drunk and i stabbed and killed it]

<Captain_Dusk> [>tfw I don't have character development]

<Booze_Hound> [what do you think i meant? ]

<GoldenLink> "So cheren, what do you think I can do with it?"

-*- Cherenkov_Light uses GM powers to slap Golden with a trout in his mind before he blurts out the words. Chere looks at him. "Anyway, talk to Feather or Lucy about what it is. They should be able to help you."

<Cherenkov_Light> "Oh, do with it? Well, I don't know how valuable it is around here. Got some rose quartz and it's not that valuable, then again, I don't think it was back on earth either."

<GoldenLink> "Oh okay! theres also something else i want to talk to you about"

<Cherenkov_Light> Sure, what is it?

<GoldenLink> "Well....I kinda had to do with the whole....goat being cooked in your oven..."

-*- Cherenkov_Light looks at him. "Allright. Go on...."

-*- Captain_Dusk chuckles and exits the inn.

<Cherenkov_Light> "Who allowed you to use the stove?"

<-- Booze_Hound ([email protected]) has left #FourCannonPnP

<GoldenLink> "I kinda have been like....working when no one else is there"

<Captain_Dusk> [by the way, I put potting soil in the coffee maker.]

<Captain_Dusk> [Just thought you should know cheren. Don't drink the coffee.]

<GoldenLink> "So I was wondering....Do you think I could get permission from you to continue doing what I'm doing and working for fun when your employees arn't around?"

<Captain_Dusk> [gnight ya'll. I'll try and have the ROE by tommorow.

<GoldenLink> [bye bye]

<Cherenkov_Light> "As long as you make sure nothing that gets cooked that used to talk."

<Cherenkov_Light> [bye]

<-- Captain_Dusk ([email protected]) has quit (Quit: Web client closed)

<Cherenkov_Light> How did you feel about cooking the goat up, knowing that it used to have thoughts and feelings, just, like, you?

<GoldenLink> "......It made me think....alot"

<Cherenkov_Light> "And, did you reach a conclusion?"

<Al_Dente> [[ im back for good nao, anyway I can slide in? ]]

<Cherenkov_Light> [if you want to talk, sure, golden and I are talking at the inn]

<GoldenLink> "I took a piece of it and almost ate it.... but I stopped and it made me think... am I still a human? or am I a pony now...."

<Cherenkov_Light> "We are both, Golden. The best and the worst of each kind."

-*- Al_Dente comes back to the inn a while after the other two, slowly entering and looking around.

<GoldenLink> "...yeah...."

<Cherenkov_Light> "Anyway, if you do get punished for what happened, I'll suggest you work off your debt here. Maybe in a bunny suit or something else."

<Cherenkov_Light> I think I'll leave that up to Mary and Feather.

<GoldenLink> "As far as I know I won't get punished, I didn't kill the goats, only helped cook them... "

<GoldenLink> "Wait.... please don't make me wear one of those...."

<Cherenkov_Light> True, but some might see your guilt by association. I have no idea what's going to happen to the ones that did the killing.

<Al_Dente> "Come on Golden, you'd look pretty spiffy in it."

-*- Al_Dente cracking a stupid smirk

<GoldenLink> "Al I will kill your sentient family and eat them"

-*- Al_Dente looks at Golden and the smirk disappears, sitting down with them and sighing.

<GoldenLink> "Me either, so... does that mean I'm a employee now?"

-*- Cherenkov_Light shrugs. "Part time, I guess."

<Cherenkov_Light> You still have your massage parlor to run.

-*- GoldenLink shrugs "I'll just work when everyone leaves, and it's been kind of empty for the last few days...."

<Al_Dente> "Maybe you could go door to door?"

<Cherenkov_Light> Allright well, that's fine then I suppose.

<GoldenLink> "Hello there? have you accepted massages as your lord and savior?"

-*- Cherenkov_Light sees a messanger NPC come up to him and whisper something in Chere's ear.

-*- Al_Dente in the name of the touch, gold, and 200 get

-*- GoldenLink laughs

<Al_Dente> "I just hope everything turns out alright."

<Al_Dente> "I still have faith. Im all of us."

<Al_Dente> In* ]]

-*- Cherenkov_Light facehoofs. "Already? Damn. Was hoping they held off until tomorrow. Looks like there's a meeting about to start discussing goat tower at the town hall. Whelp, time to head out then."

<Al_Dente> "When...."

<Cherenkov_Light> "Soon."

-*- Al_Dente mouths 'fuck' and looks at the table.

<GoldenLink> "Thats stupid!"

-*- Cherenkov_Light leaves cursing his political fate.

<Al_Dente> "Golden."

<Cherenkov_Light> [and that's how you do a time warp]