Four Cannon: Revengence a Bob and Fluorine irc pastedump

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Right now We got some bandits to kill"

-*- Sarge_OnDuty looks srs

<Captain> ALRIGHT MEN. FINAL BRIEF. We are counterattacking a group of bandits. We will stop at random intervals to change movement patterns and to listen to our environment to prevent tracking. When we come across the enemy, we will confirm it is the whole group, toss all the molotovs, and charge when the flames die. After the enemy is defeated, we drag the bodies, loot, and bug out.

<Al_Dente> "This ends tonight."

-*- Al_Dente raises his spear trying to be all dramatic.

-*- Sarge_OnDuty looks to captin (who are ya?)

<Captain> (Dusk. Captain of the guard)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (Oh hai)

<Captain> (Sup)

<GreenHoof> "Is there no way to talk to them beforehand, letting them know that if they don't leave us alone they will be killed?"

<Sarge_OnDuty> "How many cocktails we got?"

<Al_Dente> "I got one.!"

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Green, Mary is my nigga, these basterds DIE"

<Captain> Nope. It defeats the purpose of suprise attack."

<Detective_Hardboil> [Race: Unicorn/ Equipment: Bone Spear (1d8), Modified Leather Jacket (+1 AC, +1 ColdR), Saddlebags x2, 15m Rope, pocketsand./ HP: 10]

<Al_Dente> "Captian has a point, we are hoping they will honor anything we try to do."

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Captin, Lead the way."

<Detective_Hardboil> "What kind of bandits are we looking at here?"

<Bob_GM> Ladies and Gentlecolts.  The ride is about to begin.  I hope you have prepared your anuses... Wait.  This isn't #fourcannonerpnp.  Shit.  Prepare your anuses nonlewdly.

<Bob_GM> And nonsexually

<GreenHoof> "But... what about... mercy..."

<SubGM_Fluorine> Please post your stats, Sarge.

-*- Captain scoots his butt across the ground

<Al_Dente> "Did they show Mary mercy Green?"

<Captain> Prepared!

<Sarge_OnDuty> (What?)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (Ive not set any stats..?)

-*- SubGM_Fluorine notices that Sarage is not buckled in yet and adjusts the straps [your equipment race, and current HP]

<Bob_GM> Sarge, post your race, equipment, HP and waifu

<Captain> No mercy will be shown. If a leader is identified, we can attempt capture. If no leader is identified, no prisoners.

<Al_Dente> [[ >loadout ]]

<Detective_Hardboil> "Highwaymen scum who prey on the innocent deserve no mercy."

<Al_Dente> "Captian we should maybe try and snag a sentry or scout if we can. Maybe work some intel out before we go into the fray?"

<Sarge_OnDuty> (Pegisis, Largest in fourcannon. Large iron claymore, No armor. Currently at full hp, Compound_lift)

<Al_Dente> "If we can. That is."

<GreenHoof> "No, but she's not dead, either. The only reason I want to come is to stop them from hurting or killing any of us in the future."

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Green, Listen to me"

<Al_Dente> "Bandits Green, they adressed themselves as just that."

<Detective_Hardboil> "Are the bandits ponies?"

<Captain> "No, exposing ourselves before the fire storm might alert them."

<Captain> "attack, loot, leave.

<Captain> "No traces, no prisoners."

<Detective_Hardboil> We intendt to loot charred corpses?"

<Captain> weapons

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Captin"

<Al_Dente> "The moltovs are crowd control."

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Might I sugest something?"

<SubGM_Fluorine> And so the party leaves the town in the dead of night, out for blood and vengance. Their weapons cry out for use.

<Captain> "What is it?"

<GreenHoof> "Things could go wrong... like the goat thing yesterday..."

<Sarge_OnDuty> "I want the first strike, Send my big ass in there first"

<Al_Dente> "Guys we should group up and walk ina colum or something and try to keep our voices down."

<Detective_Hardboil> "Sarge, don't be reckless."

<Captain> "Sorry soldier, this is a team effort."

<Captain> "We all throw at once, and charge as one."

<Sarge_OnDuty> "I know im just saying let me be the first in the frey"

<SubGM_Fluorine> The night air is calm and still. The moon gives off a pale glow behind some light clouds

<Captain> "Paratrooper rules. I'm first in, I'm last out."

<Sarge_OnDuty> "I beleive in stradgy"

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Very well"

<Captain> "If anyone dies it's me."

<Captain> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTPZck1dlF0

<Al_Dente> 'Lets hope no one DOES die."

<Captain> (So fitting)

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Captin im not after death, I have a pregnent gf I need to stay alive for and a dog"

<Detective_Hardboil> "Let's observe them for a bit to see how they act. before we launch the assault."

<Captain> You will get out. I promise you."

<Sarge_OnDuty> (watchoutyouguyswegotabadassoverhere)

<GreenHoof> "No one needs to die..."

<Al_Dente> "Everyone just stop with the symbolism please."

<Captain> ONWARD TO VICTORY!"

<Al_Dente> "Lets just do this."

<Detective_Hardboil> "Lead on, Captain."

<SubGM_Fluorine> They travel across the bridge and out of town, looking for the ones that hurt their compadres.

<GreenHoof> "Be careful with your thirst for bloodshed.... it can lead to ugly things."

-*- Captain trots silently into the brush, signaling the group to stay out of the open

-*- GreenHoof is Solid Snake

-*- Al_Dente trots along the other side of the road, in the brush

-*- Sarge_OnDuty does the same

-*- Detective_Hardboil silently walks into the brush as well

-*- GreenHoof crouch walks into the bush

<Sarge_OnDuty> (must be one hell of a big bush)

-*- Al_Dente cant help but worry about Green said.

<Sarge_OnDuty> (to hold us all)

-*- SubGM_Fluorine really wishes there was a description of the last site of battle. Got anything, bob?

<GreenHoof> [Worry about what that I said?]

-*- Captain moves foreward

<SubGM_Fluorine> !roll  d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Al_Dente> [[ >thirst for blud ]]

-*- Bob_GM was not there either Flo

<GreenHoof> [oh]

<SubGM_Fluorine> A quick shadow darts across the path

-*- Detective_Hardboil freezes in place

-*- Captain signals the group to stop and observe

-*- Al_Dente stops in the brush and eyes ahead.

-*- Captain investigates the surrounding area

-*- Sarge_OnDuty tried to detirmin what the shadow is

<SubGM_Fluorine> You hear some flapping as whatever it was flys away.

-*- GreenHoof drops to the ground to observe quietly

<Captain> "clear"

-*- Al_Dente whispers quietly. "Sketch."

<Sarge_OnDuty> "zimbabway"

-*- Captain moves ahead

-*- Sarge_OnDuty moves foword right behind the captin

-*- Al_Dente follows behind captian along the edge of the path

<Sarge_OnDuty> (this is some scooby doo shit)

<Al_Dente> [[ zoinks ]]

<Captain> [jinkies]

<Bob_GM> Do you split up, gang?

<SubGM_Fluorine> An owl hoots from behind the party up in the trees.

-*- Detective_Hardboil follows

<Sarge_OnDuty> (nope)

<Detective_Hardboil> [noooo]

<Al_Dente> [[ hell no ]]

<Captain> [Hell no]

<GreenHoof> [fuk no]

<Al_Dente> [[ pls no ]]

<Captain> [most we're splittin up is opposite sides of the path.]

-*- Sarge_OnDuty looks around for campfires

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<SubGM_Fluorine> Roll sarge.

<Captain> "Men, we need some troops on the opposite flank of the path

<Sarge_OnDuty> !roll d20 fire n shit

<GameServ> 4 == 4

-*- Sarge_OnDuty moves over to the other side

<SubGM_Fluorine> Sarge can't see anything from that angle.

-*- Al_Dente starts to look for anything notable

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Captin I got this, when we find them Ill lead the attack on there flank while you attack from the front"

<SubGM_Fluorine> Al sees a pair of red eyes in the forest stare back at him.

<Captain> "Don't get your damn self killed."

<Sarge_OnDuty> (algonagetraped)

<Al_Dente> "Guys......"

<SubGM_Fluorine> Whatever it was is startled and runs off

-*- Al_Dente crouches down and whispers loudly. "Eyes."

<Al_Dente> "Clear."

<Captain> "good. Onward"

-*- Detective_Hardboil hears Al, looking aorund

-*- Captain moves onward slowly

-*- Sarge_OnDuty sings 1234usmc candance in his head

-*- Detective_Hardboil follows along

<Captain> (If I die on the combat zone)

<Captain> (Box me up and ship me home)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlS9XUGbBlg)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (wrong)

-*- Al_Dente brings up the rear constantly looking over his shoulders.

<Captain> (Tiz different)

<Al_Dente> [[ can we give you a viking burial? ]]

<Bob_GM> Al, roll.

<Al_Dente> !roll d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Sarge_OnDuty> (ILL BE A MARINE TILL THE DAY I DIE, MOTIVATED AND A SEMPER FI)

-*- GreenHoof whispers to the group "Control your bloodlust, everyone. We're not here to slaughter them, we are here to protect people from being killed. Don't fight with hate..."

<Bob_GM> You jump as you notice last minute a bat barely misses flying into your head!

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Hate is a powerful weapon"

-*- Al_Dente stumbles and catches himself, grumbling.

<Captain> (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQwoQo4KvbA Superior cadence.)

<Al_Dente> "So is faith and hope."

<Sarge_OnDuty> (This is the one I listen to when I PT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAVfLhWcD0Y)

-*- GreenHoof nods at Al

<Captain> "We fight for our friends. We aren't murderers."

<Detective_Hardboil> "Let's just keep going..."

<Captain> "Now keep it together!" * dusk whispers loudly

-*- Captain moves foreward

<SubGM_Fluorine> !roll d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

-*- Al_Dente keeps up the rear, still doubling taking the rear.

<SubGM_Fluorine> A faint flicker of light can be seen in the distance.

-*- Sarge_OnDuty stops

-*- Captain holds up his hoof

<Detective_Hardboil> "Look."

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Captin what do you wana do?"

<Captain> "Move closer."

<Al_Dente> "Light, we got contacts."

-*- Captain moves closer to investigate

-*- Sarge_OnDuty moves closer and motions for thoes folowing him to move foworerd

<GreenHoof> "Perhaps we should flank it?"

-*- Al_Dente crouches down and slowly moves forwards. "Guys get down, and keep quiet.

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Thats what were doing"

-*- Detective_Hardboil keeps low as he follows

-*- Al_Dente hushes everyone

-*- Sarge_OnDuty moves the opiste way around the light sorce getting behind it

<Captain> (We R on oposite sides hoof)

<Captain> "circle the light. If needed, I'll give the signal."

<Al_Dente> "whats the signal?"

-*- Sarge_OnDuty nods

<Captain> "I'll yell."

<Captain> "You'll know."

<SubGM_Fluorine> [kek]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (whoes folowing me?)

<Captain> "Signal is bonzai"

<Sarge_OnDuty> (;_;)

<Al_Dente> [[ we flamethrower nao ]]

<GreenHoof> "Bonzai? We're not fuckin' japs..."

<Detective_Hardboil> "Observe the targets first...."

<Captain> "No, but we are charging after the flames die."

<Captain> "Therfore, bonzai."

-*- Al_Dente pokes his cheek and makes a sound like dripping water.

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Guys please be quiet"

<Detective_Hardboil> "We don't even know if it's them yet.... guys, comn."

-*- Sarge_OnDuty tries to get a good look at the light sorce to deterim who/what it is

<Captain> (thats why we are investigating eghead)

<Detective_Hardboil> ['course]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (were on opisite sides at this point correct?)

<Captain> (Correct)

-*- Al_Dente moves closer to the circle of light, crawling as he gets closer.

<Al_Dente> [[ >pony crawl ]]

<SubGM_Fluorine> oh, okay, well then sarge, roll 2 d20, every one else, roll 1 d20]

<Captain> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Detective_Hardboil> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Sarge_OnDuty> !Roll 2 d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Al_Dente> !roll d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Sarge_OnDuty> (3/1 pfft)

<SubGM_Fluorine> sarge, !roll 2d20

<Sarge_OnDuty> !roll d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<SubGM_Fluorine> ...

<Bob_GM> Sarge

<GreenHoof> !roll d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Captain> (You have to roll !roll 2d20)

<Bob_GM> [!roll 2d20]

<Sarge_OnDuty> !roll 2d20

<GameServ> 3, 17 == 20

<Sarge_OnDuty> (derp c:)

<SubGM_Fluorine> You come closer to the light.  It appears to be a campfire.

-*- Captain looks for bandits

<Sarge_OnDuty> "I think its a campfire..." Sarge wispers to Detetive who is cleary behind him

-*- Al_Dente motions for everyone to get to the ground, listening in for anything.

-*- Detective_Hardboil nods "What else?" he whispers

<Captain> !roll d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Sarge_OnDuty> (Captin, what do your elf eyes see!)

<SubGM_Fluorine> A single diamond dog can be seen leaning on a spear, as if asleep.

<Captain> "This isn't right.

<Captain> "Where are the other ones."

<Captain> "There is only one dog there."

-*- Sarge_OnDuty gets a little tense "Detective, Look behind us make sure were not suronded or something"

<Al_Dente> "Let one of go in and take him."

<Captain> "I got this."

<Sarge_OnDuty> (BAD IDEA)

<GreenHoof> "Wait... there's probably more in the general vicinity!"

-*- Detective_Hardboil keeps watch on the rear

<Captain> "Watch my back and we won't have a problem.

<Sarge_OnDuty> (BAD IDEAAAAA)

-*- Al_Dente head darts left and right.

<GreenHoof> (bad idea.)

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Fuck....I think Captin is gona go in alone....."

<Captain> "Secure the area and I'll move in."

-*- Al_Dente readies his spear just in case.

<Sarge_OnDuty> "This is a bad idea...."

<Captain> "spread out and check."

-*- Al_Dente slowly moves around the circle of fire, going to the DD flank.

<Sarge_OnDuty> (me and detecive shouldent be able to hear him right?)

-*- Captain looks for traps

<Captain> !roll d20

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<SubGM_Fluorine> [hear who?]

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Detecive stay with me, We still might have the element of suprise if soemthing happens to the others"

<Bob_GM> Captain finds FeatherDuster and Echo

<SubGM_Fluorine> Cap can't see shit in the underbrush

<Bob_GM> Lel

<Captain> +2 for batpony roit?)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (Me and detective are on the flank of the dog)

<SubGM_Fluorine> oh, cap finds nothing then.

<Sarge_OnDuty> (Were nowhere near them)

<Captain> (Why are they there?)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (Because were flanking dumbass)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (attack them from all sides?)

<Captain> (featherduster isn't in here.)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (DO YOU EVEN RTS?)

<Captain> (Dumbass.)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (whoes talking about featherduster?)

<Bob_GM> When I Lel, it means I am joking.

<Captain> (GM.)

<Detective_Hardboil> [wot]

<Captain> (oh)

<Captain> (fuck.)

<Bob_GM> When I Hue, it means I am laughing at you.

<Al_Dente> [[ happens to the best of us ]]

-*- Captain signals for another pony to come with him to watch his back

-*- Sarge_OnDuty Motions back

-*- Al_Dente comes up behind Captain.

-*- Captain starts moving towards the diamond dog

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Detetive....If anything happens to me.....Tell compound, Shit was cash"

-*- Sarge_OnDuty does the same

-*- Detective_Hardboil rolls his eyes

<SubGM_Fluorine> The diamond dog is still silent.

<Sarge_OnDuty> (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAYhNHhxN0A)

<Captain> !roll d20 for sneak attack throat slit

<GameServ> 4 == 4

-*- GreenHoof stays with hardboil... I guess?

<SubGM_Fluorine> ....

<Bob_GM> .......

<Sarge_OnDuty> !roll d20 for what captin just failed to do

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<GreenHoof> .......

<Detective_Hardboil> ........................

<Sarge_OnDuty> (lel)

<Captain> (Hope you have my back.)

<SubGM_Fluorine> COME ON, IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT!

<Bob_GM> ..........................................

<Captain> (I spoke too soon.)

<Al_Dente> !roll d20 for spear to skull

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<SubGM_Fluorine> !roll d6 stab sarge

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<GreenHoof> [There it goes...]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (SAVED BY the Al)

<Al_Dente> !roll d6

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<SubGM_Fluorine> sarge takes 1 and wait for a second.

<Al_Dente> [[gud enuf]]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (sure)

-*- Detective_Hardboil 's eyes go wide in shock

-*- Detective_Hardboil readies his weapon, but watches for any others

<Captain> (Doggybedead)

<SubGM_Fluorine> It piereces his ear. "You ponies making all that racket! It's loud enough to wake the dead!"

<Al_Dente> "Go for his jaw.

<Sarge_OnDuty> (It perices my ear?)

<Al_Dente> "*]]

<Captain> (whut?)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (or the dimand dogs? because an ear peirce wouldent do 6 damage)

<GreenHoof> (confusing GM is confusing)

<SubGM_Fluorine> Guess you'll see now why I'm called Big Bono. Because I'm the one in charge, and fight me and you'll get boned!

<Sarge_OnDuty> (Lol)

<SubGM_Fluorine> [tired gm is tired]

<Captain> (Butbutbutbutbut al

<-> Bob_GM is now known as Big_Bono

<GreenHoof> (Is that the Diamond Dog talking?)

<Big_Bono> "Now... Who wants to be boned first?"

<Sarge_OnDuty> (its like a disney movie)

<SubGM_Fluorine> The spear also drew some blood besides pierincing the dog's ear

<GreenHoof> "WAIT!"

<Captain> "GROUP! CHARGE!"

-*- Big_Bono spits, laughing

-*- Captain signals to the group int he bushes

-*- Sarge_OnDuty charges at the diamond dog

-*- Detective_Hardboil charges with his spear

<GreenHoof> "We... could have talked to him..."

<Al_Dente> !roll 2d20-2 for double chest jab.

<GameServ> 5, 11 == 16

-*- GreenHoof charges with his sword

<Big_Bono> You miss twice

<Sarge_OnDuty> (guys wait for the gm to tell us to attack him)

<Big_Bono> ^

<Sarge_OnDuty> (wrather roll)

<GreenHoof> (That's what I thought)

<SubGM_Fluorine> AL, PLEASE WAIT FOR INITITIVE, OH WELL, GUESS BIG BONO CAN HAVE A FREE ATTACK AS WELL

<Detective_Hardboil> [initiative]

<Al_Dente> [[ sry ]]

<Detective_Hardboil> [fucking...]

<Al_Dente> [[ fair ]]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (YOU BLEW IT)

<Big_Bono> "OH HEY NOW!"

<Captain> !roll d20 for init

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<GreenHoof> (And the nigger didn't even initiate combat! We could have talked to him!)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (YOU BLEW IT)

-*- Big_Bono walks up to Al, and flicks his ear

<Big_Bono> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Big_Bono> !roll 1d6

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Al_Dente> [[ based humiliation ]]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (superman flick)

<Big_Bono> [hue]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (may i roll to iniataite?)

<GreenHoof> [Al's ear is a bloody pulp. Hue.]

<Detective_Hardboil> "Hold it! Are you the bandit that attacked our friend??"

<GreenHoof> [Captain you really fucked this up.]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (al is now that guy with one ear)

<Al_Dente> [[ is that a cripling injury? ]]

<Al_Dente> [[ oh boy character ]]

<Captain> (Don't blame me. Blame kek.)

-*- Big_Bono laughs

<Sarge_OnDuty> (big bono is a big faggot)

<Big_Bono> "No, YOU are!"

-*- GreenHoof walks up to Big Bono with Hardboil

-*- Al_Dente recoils back and holds his ear, a bloody chunk of meat hanging off.

<Al_Dente> "You fuck!"

<GreenHoof> "What do you mean, we are?"

<Detective_Hardboil> "What!?"

<Sarge_OnDuty> (may i roll to iniataite?) pls

-*- Big_Bono shrugs

<Big_Bono> [#waitforGM]

<Big_Bono> [Wait lel]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (niiga i asked)

<GreenHoof> [Sarge pls hold your bloodlust]

<Big_Bono> [nvm]]

<Al_Dente> [[ MY EAR ]]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (NOPE)

<Detective_Hardboil> "Answer me!"

<Al_Dente> [[ From my own stupidity ]]

-*- SubGM_Fluorine grabs the popcorn and is ready to watch the fight.

<Al_Dente> [[ i lost it ]]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (he ripped al's ear off)

<Al_Dente> [[ he crushed it ]]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (jk c:)

<Big_Bono> Big Bono preps his bone as you all stare at Al's earless ear.  Roll init

<Big_Bono> "Fuckers."

<GreenHoof> (BECAUSE WE STABBED HIM IN THE EAR!!!!!!!!!!)

<Sarge_OnDuty> !Roll d20 init

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Al_Dente> !roll d20 for init

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Captain> !roll d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<GreenHoof> !roll d20

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Detective_Hardboil> !roll 1d20 init

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Sarge_OnDuty> (green confimered dog lover)

<Big_Bono> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Big_Bono> Al is first

<Sarge_OnDuty> (god this is like when I play the lotery)

<GreenHoof> (You're not getting my point. He didn't just attack us out of nowhere)

<Al_Dente> !roll d20 for spear jab

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Big_Bono> You spear no expense

<Al_Dente> !roll d6

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Captain> (Then what did sarge roll?)

<Big_Bono> "Bah, you spear like a girl!"

<Al_Dente> [[ its called the element of suprise ]]

<Al_Dente> [ which we have already lost ]]

<Big_Bono> !roll 1d20 to thwack Cap'n

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Big_Bono> !roll 1d6

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Big_Bono> Sarge

<Sarge_OnDuty> (6)

<Big_Bono> I know.

<Sarge_OnDuty> !Roll d20 stab him in the neck with my sword

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Big_Bono> You stab him in the neck!

<Captain> (rek'd)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (get wreck it ralph'd)

<Big_Bono> "Mighty dumb way of giving a hickey, faggot!"  Roll dmg

<Sarge_OnDuty> (d8?)

<Big_Bono> Yup

<Sarge_OnDuty> !roll d8

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<SubGM_Fluorine> kek. is GM remembering the negative modifiers for weapons as well?

<Big_Bono> No, he is not...

<Detective_Hardboil> [those were thrown out becaus they make no sense.]

<Big_Bono> ^

<Sarge_OnDuty> (TAKE THIS YOU IRISH HIPPY!)

<Big_Bono> Captain's up

<Captain> !roll d20 for center chest stab

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Al_Dente> [[ based ]]

<Big_Bono> "F-Fuck..."

<Sarge_OnDuty> (get shreked)

<Big_Bono> You hit!

<Captain> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Captain> (SHIT)

<Al_Dente> [[ MOE BASED ]]

<Big_Bono> [BASED]

<Detective_Hardboil> [woah]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (No way thats not a kill)

<Rain_Drop> [DAAAAMn!]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (ITS LIKE A GET)

<GreenHoof> [God damn!]

<Detective_Hardboil> [16 dmg]

<Al_Dente> [[ NEVA FORGET 00:07 ]]

-*- Big_Bono staggers, and then gets up, blood pumping, seeing nothing but rage with a bloodlust to go with it.

<SubGM_Fluorine> He's not dead yet folks

<Captain> (That nigga alive?)

<Big_Bono> "ALRIGHT THAT WASN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM FAGETS

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Hey big bono"

<Detective_Hardboil> [oh shi-]

<Captain> (ohno)

<Al_Dente> "Fucking scrub!"

<Sarge_OnDuty> "You're a faggot"

<Detective_Hardboil> "Nanomachines??"

<Big_Bono> Detective is u[

<GreenHoof> "You can surrender and you will live. Otherwise you will die."

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Welll live in a cell, Atempted murder and all"

-*- Big_Bono spits in Hoof's eye

<Detective_Hardboil> "Surrender, and we might let you live..."

<Sarge_OnDuty> (lel)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (I like this guy)

<Captain> "I don't think this sorry excuse will live.Thats a deep stab."

-*- GreenHoof wipes the spit from his face

-*- Big_Bono pokes Sherlock "MAke me, faggot."

<Detective_Hardboil> "Let's take this asshole to the pound."

<Sarge_OnDuty> (detective roll to cut off his weiner)

<Al_Dente> "Ill make you wish your momma did."

<Captain> (Debone'd)

<Big_Bono> "You first~"

<Big_Bono> Detective GO

<Detective_Hardboil> !roll 1d20 attack wounded chest

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<GreenHoof> "I don't think we ahve to kill this guy."

<GreenHoof> have*

<GreenHoof> [hardboil wait for GM]

-*- Big_Bono knocks the weapon away, laughing

<Big_Bono> [He did]

<Detective_Hardboil> [He told me to go]

<Big_Bono> Hoof is now up

<Sarge_OnDuty> (YOU BLEW IT)

<GreenHoof> [oh my bad]

-*- Detective_Hardboil staggers at being disarmed

<Sarge_OnDuty> (green is gona roll to play chinese checkers with him)

<GreenHoof> !roll d20 to swing at him with sword

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<SubGM_Fluorine> Does doggy want a biscuit?

-*- Big_Bono barks

<Captain> (I can't imagine why a dog would want a biscuit while he has a gushing chest wound.)

<Big_Bono> "Momma should've told you not to play with toys"

<Big_Bono> NEW ROUND ROLL INIT

<Sarge_OnDuty> (this is like a hentia without the sex)

<Al_Dente> !roll d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Captain> !roll d20

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Sarge_OnDuty> !Roll d20 init

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<GreenHoof> !roll d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Big_Bono> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Detective_Hardboil> !roll 1d20 init

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Big_Bono> Al begins

<GreenHoof> (is he actually still fighting us or are we just attacking him wounded on the ground?)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (No hes still fighting)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (or is he?)

<SubGM_Fluorine> He is still stadning, somehow.

<Al_Dente> !roll d20 to stab at chest wound

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Captain> (Wow what a badass.)

<GreenHoof> (Standing is not fighting)

<Al_Dente> !roll d6

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Sarge_OnDuty> (awhedead)

<SubGM_Fluorine> wait al

<Captain> (I respect the little shit. He didn't run.)

<Al_Dente> [[ but it said i begin.. not it him ]]

<Al_Dente> [[ ill just listen to gren text :) ]]

<GreenHoof> [lets get this show on the road come on]

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<Sarge_OnDuty> (green pls, Be patichent)

<Bob> [DAMMIT POOTER CRASHED AFTER INIT ROLL

<SubGM_Fluorine> al hit big bone for 6

<Bob> Welp

<Bob> Let's do this

<Sarge_OnDuty> (BONO IS BOB!)

<-> Bob is now known as Big_Bono|RAGE

<Al_Dente> [[ *technical difficulities intensify* ]]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (LEL)

<Big_Bono|RAGE> Monologue coming

<-- Big_Bono ([email protected]) has quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds)

<SubGM_Fluorine> kek

<Sarge_OnDuty> (it my turn right?)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (HAHA)

<SubGM_Fluorine> NO MONOLOUGE FOR BIG BONO. KEK DEMANDS HIS DEATH NOW! OR YOU CAN WAIT FOR WHATEVER BOB HAS PREPARED ONCE HE COMES BACK.

<Sarge_OnDuty> !Roll d20 cut off his head

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Big_Bono|RAGE> "FFff...  No.. Not.. THIS... IS NOT HOW I WILL GO DOWN.  NOT LIKE THIS.  NOT TO THESE MARSHMALLOWEY SOFT FAGETS AND THEIR GLORIOUS LEADER.  NOOO.... I'LL MAKE THEM REMEMBER THE NAME OF BIG BONO

<SubGM_Fluorine> lel

<Detective_Hardboil> [derp]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (Sorry ment to say roll to try and cut off his head)

<Big_Bono|RAGE> SARGE GODDAMMIT.  WAIT.

<SubGM_Fluorine> oh, so bob is still here okay

<Sarge_OnDuty> (c:)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (I cut of your head m8, How are you still talking?)

<Big_Bono|RAGE> !roll 1d20+8 to attack Sarge

<GameServ> (9) + 8 == 17

<Big_Bono|RAGE> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Big_Bono|RAGE> [Whoa]

<Captain> (wo)

<Sarge_OnDuty> Bullshit

<Big_Bono|RAGE> [Sarge that was out of turn[

<Captain> (What a strong headless creature)

<Sarge_OnDuty> it was my turn

<Big_Bono|RAGE> [Sarge.]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (igh)

<Big_Bono|RAGE> [Respect the GM[

<GreenHoof> "FUCK! Sarge!"

<Sarge_OnDuty> (yes sir)

<Detective_Hardboil> "SARGE!"

<Big_Bono|RAGE> !roll 1d20+8 final blow on Captain

<GameServ> (13) + 8 == 21

<Big_Bono|RAGE> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 2 == 2

-*- Sarge_OnDuty falls over in slow motion while this plays http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i18nSZBgOfs

<Captain> "SARG IS DOWN"

<Big_Bono|RAGE> As Big Bono lashes out at Captain, Sarge falls over.  HOWEVER...

<Al_Dente> [[ *anticipation intensifies* ]]

-*- Sarge_OnDuty coughs wildly "UAHGHAHAGGH" A traill of blood falls out of his mouth

<Big_Bono|RAGE> In his last minutes of consciousness Sarge fell down, slamming his weapon into Big Bono's neck with the force of a 1000 suns, decapacitating him in the process

<-> Big_Bono|RAGE is now known as Big_Bono_No_Heado

<Al_Dente> [[ >mexican standoff ]]

<Captain> (Sarsly gm)

-*- Big_Bono_No_Heado is dead

<Captain> (sarsly)

-*- Detective_Hardboil trots over to aid Sarge "Sarge! Can you hear me??"

<Captain> "Do we have a medic?!"

<GreenHoof> "Sarge?"

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Detetichhhghfjvivh" Sarge spits out blood

-*- Al_Dente grabs BigBono's legs and reades him. "Ill drag the body into the bushes."

<-> Big_Bono_No_Heado is now known as Bob_GM

-*- Sarge_OnDuty holds his hoof to Al and gives him a look of "Dont let me die......"

<GreenHoof> "No we don't have a medic! Doesn't someone have a bandage?"

-*- Al_Dente looks at Sarge and holds his hoof. "Your gonna pull through."

<Detective_Hardboil> "Sarge, you're not going to die. You're gonna be alright. Hold on!"

<Captain> "God Dammit Sarge! You aren't going to die!"

<Al_Dente> "I have a rag."

-*- Sarge_OnDuty closes his eyes

<Captain> "Where is he hit?"

<Bob_GM> Sarge, what is your HP?

<Sarge_OnDuty> (-3 i think?)

<GreenHoof> "Don't close your eyes, Sarge, stay awake with us!"

<Al_Dente> [[ jesus ]]

<GreenHoof> (WUT)

<Detective_Hardboil> [no it's not.]

<Detective_Hardboil> [that doesn't sound right.]

<GreenHoof> (I thought you only took 8 damage? That would put you at 2HP)

<Captain> (it's like, 2 isn't it?)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (oh ok)

<Detective_Hardboil> [It's +2. Not -2]

<Al_Dente> [[ >math ]]

<Bob_GM> Goddammit Sarge.

<Captain> (Where is he hit?)

<Bob_GM> Get up.

<SubGM_Fluorine> [I know he took at least 1 from something. he's at 1 hp from my count]

<Detective_Hardboil> "Looks like bruising all on his right side..."

<Bob_GM> ^

-*- Sarge_OnDuty sees a vision of his daughter playing with skittles and compound, They look happy.....

<Captain> "Hmm..."

<Detective_Hardboil> "He should be alright though. He might have some cracked ribs."

<Captain> "I don't think we can do much for him at this point"

<SubGM_Fluorine> !roll d20

<GameServ> 9 == 9

-*- Al_Dente drags the body to the bushes and looks over it.

<Bob_GM> Hue Flo

<GreenHoof> [>Implying bruising would show immediately after an injury]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (I think to be safe lets say im at 0)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (I think I took 2 damage eairler)

<Detective_Hardboil> [You're at 2.]

<Bob_GM> When?

<GreenHoof> (From what? You only took 8 from the dd)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (when i rolld that one to sneak attack bono)

<Al_Dente> [[ sarge is at 2 ]]

<Bob_GM> If it was earlier you would have recovered 1 HP

<Detective_Hardboil> [that was for 1 damage]

<Al_Dente> [[ your almost out ]]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (oh)

<Bob_GM> Or what Sherlock

<Bob_GM> Said

-*- Sarge_OnDuty snaps out of it "UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

<Detective_Hardboil> [You're at 1 then.]

<Bob_GM> >De Sarge

<Bob_GM> Right-O then.

-*- Sarge_OnDuty starts panting

<GreenHoof> "You in pain, Sarge?"

-*- Captain sighs "Alright, we need to find a way to get him out of here."

<Detective_Hardboil> "Sarge, fight through the pain. We'll get you back to town, you're okay."

<Sarge_OnDuty> (can I roll for pain level?)

<SubGM_Fluorine> <Sarge_OnDuty> !roll d20 for what captin just failed to do

<SubGM_Fluorine> <GameServ> 1 == 1

<Al_Dente> [[ is now the appropiate time to loot this body? ]]

<SubGM_Fluorine> he failed and got hit for 1 from big bono. he's at 1 hp

<Captain> (Yeah loot it)

<GreenHoof> "If you're in pain, you'll be okay. That means your body isn't just shutting down."

<Captain> (We have to continue)

<Detective_Hardboil> "We need to get Sarge back to town... We'll look for the bandits another day."

<GreenHoof> "Shit... he needs to go to the clinic right now."

<Al_Dente> "I hate to agree but this is the truth."

-*- Sarge_OnDuty looks up at Green, he starts crying  "Green.....I saw my daughter......" Sarge has a look of pure anguish on his face "I thought I was never gona see her... I thought I was dead...."

<Al_Dente> "Put the camp fire out quickly."

<Captain> "Alrighty then, lets get him back"

<Captain> "Leave the fire"

<Sarge_OnDuty> (loot the corpse first niggers)

<Captain> "don't disturb the invironment."

<Al_Dente> [[ can i roll for loot? or did he have nothing? ]]

<Bob_GM> Al, roll

<Al_Dente> !roll d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

-*- GreenHoof grabs Sarge's hoof "You'll see her, Sarge, you'll see her. We're taking you home..."

<Bob_GM> You manage to find the one lootable thing

<Al_Dente> [[ pls no note ]]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (make it a dragons egg)

<GreenHoof> (make it a pile of shit)

<Detective_Hardboil> [That would be a nat 20 loot]

<GreenHoof> (literally)

<Bob_GM> Big Bono's main weapon,  the Big Bono's Brutal Big Bone

<SubGM_Fluorine> [dragon egg omlette. yum]

-*- Sarge_OnDuty lays his head on the ground and starts to cry a bit

<Al_Dente> "I gots a war hammer, fuck year."

<Captain> "Sarge your doin good. We'll get you back."

<Bob_GM> Oh wait, what's this?

<Sarge_OnDuty> (Noice m8)

-*- Al_Dente snags the Big Ass Bono Bone and smiles.

<Sarge_OnDuty> "Do we all get to loot it?)

<GreenHoof> "Relax, Sarge. You're goin' home. Everything's gonna be fine."

<Bob_GM> FIRST COME FIRST SERVE, WHO ELSE LOOTS?

<Sarge_OnDuty> (ME)

<Sarge_OnDuty> C:

<Bob_GM> Roll Sarge

<Detective_Hardboil> "Let's get back to town, Sarge. Come on. I need some help here!"

<Captain> !roll d20 for loot

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Sarge_OnDuty> !Roll d20 for epic loots

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Sarge_OnDuty> (fak)

<Boris_> [What gear you goys find?]

<Bob_GM> Hue

<Bob_GM> Ya'll find nuttin

<Detective_Hardboil> !roll 1d20 for loot

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Al_Dente> [[ i got a giant bone ]]

<Al_Dente> [[ so like a war hammer ]]

<Bob_GM> Sherlock, on the other hand...

<GreenHoof> "I'm a filthy mud pone. I can carry him, if we can get him on my back."

<Al_Dente> [[ i fucking HYPED ]]

-*- GreenHoof smirks

-*- Sarge_OnDuty closes his eyes agin and passes out

-*- Captain cuts out one of the dog's canines

<Captain> "for good luck."

<Al_Dente> "I like your style Captain."

<Sarge_OnDuty> (Get me the other one please captin)

<Bob_GM> Finds a small bag of bits!  The bag is kinda ugly, but its contents, 15 shiny bits, make up for it.

<Al_Dente> "Your rich too."

<Detective_Hardboil> "He-Hey... scratch. nice!"

-*- Captain cuts of the other for sarge

-*- Captain drags off the body and hides it in the brush

<Al_Dente> [[ does he have clothes? ]]

<GreenHoof> "Help me get Sarge on my back."

<Captain> "leave the fire"

<Sarge_OnDuty> (Green you cant carry me by yourself)

<Captain> "Are we confirmed for leaving?"

<Al_Dente> "We should leave."

<Detective_Hardboil> "Wonder what poor bastard he robbed."

<Captain> "All in agreement?"

<Al_Dente> "Ill help."

<SubGM_Fluorine> You hear an exhasperated sigh as a pegasus comes down from the trees.

<GreenHoof> (I carried High Tide and I'm a filthy mud pone with mud pone strength)

<Bob_GM> "Ugh, dweebs."

<Sarge_OnDuty> (OHWHATNOW!)

<-> Bob_GM is now known as Aurora_Spark

-*- Al_Dente turns and yeilds his BIG ASS BONO BONE.

<Detective_Hardboil> "Wha-??"

<Sarge_OnDuty> (Im bigger then Hightide)

<Al_Dente> "Stand firm."

<GreenHoof> (Oh well aren't you cool)

<Captain> "Who goes there?"

<Detective_Hardboil> "Identify yourself!"

<Sarge_OnDuty> (Im the coolest kid in mis bundy's second grade class)

<GreenHoof> (hue)

-*- Sarge_OnDuty says nothing

-*- Sarge_OnDuty is to tired to speak

-*- Aurora_Spark lands, brushing dust off her badass pegasis wing "Name's faget, first name ura."

<Detective_Hardboil> "Very funny. Identify yourself now."

<Al_Dente> "Just cut the bullshit and tell us what you want?"

-*- GreenHoof tries to restrain a laugh

-*- SubGM_Fluorine eats the popcorn

<Sarge_OnDuty> (this plays as she lands http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD7XO9u2dmk)

<Captain> "Hello miss faget. Kindly identify before we cut you too."

<Aurora_Spark> "Yo, I'll TELL you what I want!"

<Captain> (>cut meant to say gut.)

<Aurora_Spark> "What I really, really want."

<Sarge_OnDuty> (ohboy)

-*- Al_Dente restrains his urge to say dicks

<Detective_Hardboil> "We don't have time for this. Our friend is hurt!"

<GreenHoof> "Look, unless you're here to help us or kill us, we don't have time for this."

<Aurora_Spark> "Is my partner in crime to be alive, dammit!"

<Captain> "Then start the evac. I'll be close behind."

-*- Aurora_Spark laughs

<Aurora_Spark> "No, punks, you aren't going anywhere."

<Captain> (Who be this)

<Al_Dente> "Never want to do this the easy way."

<GreenHoof> "You've gotta be shittin' my ass..."

<Detective_Hardboil> "We don't know who you're talking about, now piss off."

-*- SubGM_Fluorine grins at GM Bob.

-*- Aurora_Spark giggles at Captain "You're cute~"

-*- Sarge_OnDuty gets up to the best of his abilites "Shutup you CUNT, GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I BREAK YOUR PRETTY LITTLE WINGS" Sarge colapses under his weight

-*- Aurora_Spark pouts "Too bad I havta kill your friends."

<Captain> "I swear on my life if we don't get sarge back, I'll make sure you never see the sunlight again."

<Sarge_OnDuty> (Captin gona get some strange)

<Detective_Hardboil> "What did you just say??"

-*- Detective_Hardboil readies his spear

-*- Aurora_Spark calmly repeats herself

<Aurora_Spark> "Too bad I havta kill your friends..."

<Captain> (molotovs ready?)

<Al_Dente> "These colors dont run cunt."

<Detective_Hardboil> "I -think- I heard a dead bitch talking!"

<GreenHoof> "Look, we just want to leave and get our friend back to safety. What the hell do you think you're doing?"

<Aurora_Spark> "Maybe YOU can be my next partner?"

<Aurora_Spark> "Big Bono was only that in name..."

<Detective_Hardboil> "Enough!"

<Sarge_OnDuty> (captin you have to tap that)

-*- Aurora_Spark pouts afain

-*- Al_Dente remaining ear perks up.

<Al_Dente> "Go on."

<Sarge_OnDuty> (al shes talking to captin)

-*- Aurora_Spark yawns

<Aurora_Spark> "Not speaking to you, OneEar."

-*- Sarge_OnDuty gets to his feet "I will not ask you agin"

<Detective_Hardboil> "Sarge, stay back."

<Aurora_Spark> "And I won't listen to you agin."

-*- Al_Dente gives the pegasus a hateful glare.

-*- Captain points his spear to the pegasesesesess throat

-*- Sarge_OnDuty puts all his strength into his left arm "FUCK YOU" Sarge tries to attack the pegisis

<Aurora_Spark> Sarge, roll

<Detective_Hardboil> "Sarge!"

<Sarge_OnDuty> !Roll d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Captain> "Sarge sit the fuck down!"

-*- SubGM_Fluorine facepalms

<Aurora_Spark> You miss.

<Aurora_Spark> !roll 1d20 counterattack

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Detective_Hardboil> [welp.]

<Aurora_Spark> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Aurora_Spark> [Fuck]

<Detective_Hardboil> [WELP]

<Captain> !roll d20 to throw molotov

<GameServ> 6 == 6

-*- Sarge_OnDuty falls to the floor and passes out

<Aurora_Spark> Captain misses

<GreenHoof> [Nice try to play stupid heroics]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (wasent heroics)

<Captain> (Nice one sarge.)

<Al_Dente> [[ can i try and use mah new weapon? ]]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (thanks)

<Detective_Hardboil> [lel]

-*- Aurora_Spark yawns as she watches Sarge go down "Faggot."

<Captain> (Now you are bleeding out.)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (whatever I do what I want)

<Detective_Hardboil> "Someone get me a bandage!"

<GreenHoof> "Let's just all calm down. Miss, we were just fuckin' leaving. So if there's nothing else, we'll be going now."

<Al_Dente> [[ *sassy black woman* ]]

-*- Aurora_Spark laughs

<Aurora_Spark> "I told you..."

<Aurora_Spark> "You."

<Aurora_Spark> "Are."

<Aurora_Spark> "DEAD."

-*- Sarge_OnDuty starts to convulse like hes haveing a seisure

<Aurora_Spark> Roll init!

<Aurora_Spark> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Detective_Hardboil> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<GreenHoof> !roll d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Al_Dente> !roll d20

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Captain> !roll d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Aurora_Spark> Hoof starts us off

<GreenHoof> "Then we will kill you... You could have stopped this."

<Captain> (Greenhoof you better kick some serious flank)

-*- Aurora_Spark laughs "You too."

<GreenHoof> !roll d20 to stab with sword

<GameServ> 7 == 7

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<GreenHoof> [fuk]

<Aurora_Spark> You miss with sword

<Aurora_Spark> Al is up

<Al_Dente> !roll d20 for Bono Bone

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Al_Dente> [[ welp ]]

<Captain> (One job)

<GreenHoof> [[FUCK]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (you bonk your noggin)

<Detective_Hardboil> [oh fucking hell]

<Captain> (BWONK!)

<Aurora_Spark> Your bono bone hits your bone.  It is not big anymore.  1 HP dmg

<Al_Dente> [[ ill just be over here in the corner ]]

<Detective_Hardboil> [lel]

<Captain> ("Yur a real frikin embarresment!")

<GreenHoof> [You can't handle the Bono Bone!]

-*- Al_Dente staggers in pain and catches himself.

<Al_Dente> [[ yay im at 5 ]]

<Aurora_Spark> !roll 1d20 to attack Detective

<GameServ> 8 == 8

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<Aurora_Spark> Miss

<Aurora_Spark> Sherlock is up

<Detective_Hardboil> !roll 1d20 spear stab

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Flip_Farbeak> [What are you fighting?]

<Al_Dente> [[ their pony ]]

<Al_Dente> [[ theif* ]]

<Captain> (A pegasi)

<Aurora_Spark> "You're terrible with big long sticks, Egghead."

<Aurora_Spark> Captain

<Sarge_OnDuty> (flip im almost dead lel)

<Captain> !roll d20 for throat stab

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Al_Dente> [[ BASED ]]

<Captain> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Al_Dente> [[ FUCKING BASED ]]

<Captain> (OHHHHHHH)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (CRIT)

<Detective_Hardboil> [you're on a FUCKING ROLL]

<GreenHoof> [You've gotta be shitting my ass! HUE]

<Flip_Farbeak> [holy shit that roll]

<Captain> (MY DAY IS NOW AWESOME)

<Al_Dente> [[ Captain i'd love to serve  under you ]]

-*- Aurora_Spark gasps

<Sarge_OnDuty> (rape)

<Flip_Farbeak> [>egghead

<Flip_Farbeak> [RD?

<Detective_Hardboil> [and she doesn't even know my name.]

<Al_Dente> [[ LOL ]]

<Rain_Drop> [?]

<Detective_Hardboil> [No, it's not RD.]

<Flip_Farbeak> [you sure?

<Detective_Hardboil> [We'd be able to tell.]

-*- Aurora_Spark coughs as she pulls the spear out of her throat

<Captain> (wo...)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (whats her hp at?)

<Flip_Farbeak> [fucking

<Flip_Farbeak> [brutal

<Rain_Drop> [Damn she beast....]

<Al_Dente> "OHHHH COME THE FUCK ON!"

<Detective_Hardboil> [not allowed to tell, Sarge.]

<Aurora_Spark> "I can take your spear down my throat, pal~"

<Sarge_OnDuty> (lel)

-*- Aurora_Spark is visibly pissed

<Detective_Hardboil> "...you're a freak, lady."

<GreenHoof> "How can you still be alive?"

<Flip_Farbeak> [sarge you better not die, I

<Aurora_Spark> NEW ROUND

<Captain> "w-w-what?"

<Aurora_Spark> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Sarge_OnDuty> (its ok flip)

<Captain> !roll d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Flip_Farbeak> '[I'll be pissed with you ic

<Detective_Hardboil> !roll 1d20 init

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Al_Dente> "How about you fuck off a rope! You got a nice hole in your neck for it!"

<Al_Dente> !roll d20 init

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<GreenHoof> !roll d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<SubGM_Fluorine> -1 hp for sarge from last round.

<Aurora_Spark> Sherlock begins

<GreenHoof> [What's he at now?]

<SubGM_Fluorine> -4

<Aurora_Spark> [-3]

<Aurora_Spark> [-4]

<Aurora_Spark> Al, your turn

<Detective_Hardboil> !roll 1d20 to finish

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Captain> (We seriously need to get him out of here)

<SubGM_Fluorine> he's gonna have to roll to stay conscious

<Sarge_OnDuty> (What is death?)

<SubGM_Fluorine> -10

<Sarge_OnDuty> (-5)

<Aurora_Spark> Sherlock misses

<Al_Dente> [[ now does i attack? ]]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (Roll to stay concious?)

<Detective_Hardboil> [Sarge, stop making artificial drama.]

<Aurora_Spark> [go Al]

<Aurora_Spark> [Sorry, missed your roll]

<Captain> (Sarsly sarge)

<SubGM_Fluorine> when it is your roll, sarge to see if you can do anything

<Al_Dente> !roll 2d20 for flying Bono

<GameServ> 16, 1 == 17

<Sarge_OnDuty> (nigga i dident know i could roll)

<Aurora_Spark> Flying bono misses both times... But the second time it hits your bone.  AGAIN.  1 HP dmg

<Aurora_Spark> "And you say I'M the freak~"

<Al_Dente> [[ muh learning curve ]]

<Captain> (You gon have a dick the size of an NVA ration.)

<GreenHoof> [Sarge you should roll to start bleeding]

<GreenHoof> stop*

<Sarge_OnDuty> !Roll d20 stap bleeding

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Aurora_Spark> !roll 1d20 to attack Captain sexually

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Al_Dente> [[ lol ]]

<GreenHoof> (I mean when it's your turn)

<Flip_Farbeak> [The thief is a pegasi, right? Why hasn't he/she flown away?

<Sarge_OnDuty> (oh)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (shes toying with us)

<Aurora_Spark> !roll 1d4 for sensual painful gropan

<SubGM_Fluorine> sarge bleeds all over himself

<GameServ> 2 == 2

-*- Sarge_OnDuty has another vision of his family

<Aurora_Spark> Captain is u[

-*- Sarge_OnDuty is crying through being unconcious

-*- Captain 's cheeks burn bright red

<Captain> !roll d20 molotov

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Captain> (What do I roll for molotov?)

<Sarge_OnDuty> (tell me when its my turn)

<Aurora_Spark> [Fuck if I know... It hits, roll d6 for damage?]

<Captain> (But it burns)

<Aurora_Spark> Roll first for burnage

<Aurora_Spark> Then roll for damage

<Captain> !roll 1d6

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Captain> !roll 1d6

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<SubGM_Fluorine> .....let me think for a second. it hits, 1d2 burn damage per turn and 1d4 for bottle.

<Aurora_Spark> Seems fair.

<Aurora_Spark> Mind rerolling Cap'n?

<Captain> !roll 1d2

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Captain> !roll 1d4

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Captain> (quads niggs)

<GreenHoof> [lel]

<GreenHoof> [You can stop gigga nigga]

-*- Aurora_Spark takes 2 pts of burn damage and 2 points of blast damge

<Captain> (Gigga nigga is my nigga)

-*- Sarge_OnDuty stops and becomes motionless

<Aurora_Spark> "Caliente!"

<Aurora_Spark> Hoof is up

<GreenHoof> !roll d20 to stab at her chest with sword

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Aurora_Spark> Roll!

<GreenHoof> !roll d8

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Al_Dente> [[ gud ]]

<Al_Dente> [[ gud [[

<Detective_Hardboil> [yus]

<Captain> [I am proud to serve alongside you soldiers.]

-*- Aurora_Spark shrieks as Hoof stabs her right throw the chest, gasping "Hey, guess what?"

<Sarge_OnDuty> (ohshit)

<GreenHoof> "What?"

-*- Aurora_Spark whispers with her dying breath

<Aurora_Spark> "ur a faget"

<Sarge_OnDuty> (HAHAHA)

-*- Aurora_Spark dies

<-> Aurora_Spark is now known as Bob_GM

<Al_Dente> "A faget who lives."

<Detective_Hardboil> [oh, Bob.]

<Sarge_OnDuty> !roll d20 loot

<GameServ> 11 == 11

-*- Captain moves the body into the bushes

<Sarge_OnDuty> (c:)

-*- Detective_Hardboil shakes his head

-*- GreenHoof doesn't say anything

<Bob_GM> You find nothing on the pegasus

<Al_Dente> [[ rape? ]]

<SubGM_Fluorine> Tick -5 now Sarge.

-*- Captain cuts a tooth off the corpse

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Bob you nigger, i hope this is not Lunars adventure)

<Flip_Farbeak> [What was she trying to steal and why was it worth dying for?

<SubGM_Fluorine> roll dem consciousness levels

<Detective_Hardboil> !roll 1d20 loot

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Al_Dente> !roll d20 for loot

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Bob_GM> Hidden, it most certainly is not.

<Sarge_OnDuty> (can I roll to stop bleeding?)

<Captain> !roll d20 loot

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Detective_Hardboil> "Sarge!"

<GreenHoof> "Let's... L-let's get Sarge home."

<SubGM_Fluorine> if someone has something to stop you from bleeding.

<Bob_GM> I would tell you first Hidden :3

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Good! Also 'Morning)

<Captain> "I'll finish cleaning up, you all go ahead."

<Al_Dente> [[ i still have my molotov, it has that rag ]]

-*- Detective_Hardboil trots over. "Goddamn it! Someone give me something to stop the bleeding!"

-*- Sarge_OnDuty isent responding

<GreenHoof> (someone brought a bandage, where the fuck is it?)

<Captain> "HERE!"

-*- Detective_Hardboil applies pressure to the wound

-*- Captain hands detective his bandana for a ternicate (however you spell it)

-*- Sarge_OnDuty heares 100 years in his head

-*- Al_Dente pulls the rag out of his bottle and offers them it.

<Captain> Use this!"

<Detective_Hardboil> !roll 1d20 for bandage application

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Detective_Hardboil> [yiss]

<SubGM_Fluorine> bob knows the medical stuff

<Captain> (Oh shit.)

<Captain> (Bob gonna fuck us over)

<Al_Dente> [[ based doctor ]]

<Bob_GM> You should probably go to him in the Clinic

<Detective_Hardboil> "Let's get him back."

-*- Bob_GM never fucks up his players

<Al_Dente> "Double time to the clinic! Now."

<Bob_GM> IC, that is.

-*- Captain throws dirt on the blood spots

<Al_Dente> [[ so no loot? ]]

<Sarge_OnDuty> (gota roll to lift me up)

<Captain> "alright lets go!"

<SubGM_Fluorine> well, if they aren't stupid anyway. no loot on Aurora

<Al_Dente> [[ >plot ]]

<Detective_Hardboil> [no we don't. We all carry you back.]

<GreenHoof> "Let's pick him up, Hardboil."

<Sarge_OnDuty> (loot her pussy)

<Captain> (There is teeth, therefore trophy)

<Detective_Hardboil> !roll 1d20 lift Sarge

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Al_Dente> [[ moral delima ]]

<SubGM_Fluorine> Yeah you can have pony meat now!

-*- Captain follows from behind the group, watching the back

<Sarge_OnDuty> (if you all lift me up that will work)

-*- Al_Dente looks at the dead Pony's plot

-*- Detective_Hardboil helps Green get Sarge back to town

<Sarge_OnDuty> (al plsease)

<Bob_GM> Hue

<GreenHoof> (Can I loot something from my second fucking kill of an actual pony?)

-*- Al_Dente cant help but feel dirty

<Al_Dente> "Comming!"

<Al_Dente> !roll d20 to help carry

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<GreenHoof> (I just killed the second pony within 3 days)

<Captain> "LETS GO GO GO!"

<Sarge_OnDuty> (Guys make sure to tell everyone about how I cut off that basterds head)

<Bob_GM> This has been Bob's Wild Ride 7: Revengeance... With a Guest Appearence by the Minty R63 of Lucy herself, Fluorine!

<Al_Dente> [[ let us burst into the inn ]]

<Captain> (I will also remind them of how you ran off into a battle while injured. dipshit.)

<GreenHoof> (And make sure to tell everyone that I stabbed a pegasus mare in the heart, killing her. Hue)

<Bob_GM> Thank you all, I hope you enjoyed the ride.

<Sarge_OnDuty> (#YOLO)

<Captain> Yay I got teeth!

<Detective_Hardboil> [>inn]

<Al_Dente> [[ i mean clinic [[

<Captain> a canine and a pony tooth!

<Detective_Hardboil> [>not clinic like a rational person]

<GreenHoof> thanks bob. More PTSD for me. #MurderHoof

<Al_Dente> [[ FUCK THESE BAD HABITS ]]

<Captain> (inb4 teeth fetish)

<Captain> (Hey, at least you didn't murder in cold blood. Like I did to silver. Still regretting that one.)

<SubGM_Fluorine> This was a fine ride.

<GreenHoof> (Hue.)

<Al_Dente> [[ you killed silver? ]]

<Al_Dente> [[ i must know [[