DON'T BITE THE HAND THE FEEDS YOU! Noncannon dump!

 

Session Start: Sat Sep 21 19:12:28 2013

Session Ident: #FourNonCannon

03[19:12] * Now talking in #FourNonCannon

03[19:12] * GoldenTouch ([email protected]) has joined #FourNonCannon

06[19:12] * GoldenTouch rapes al_Dente

[19:12] <GoldenTouch> >Non cannonly of course~

03[19:13] * Lucyne ([email protected]) has joined #FourNonCannon

01[19:13] <Cherenkov_Light> >inb4 people shitpost about running noncannon adventures.

[19:13] <GoldenTouch> hia

03[19:13] * GreenLight ([email protected]) has joined #FourNonCannon

01[19:13] <Cherenkov_Light> no fun allowed. ever.

[19:13] <GreenLight> :3

[19:13] <GoldenTouch> so

02[19:13] * Lucyne ([email protected]) Quit

[19:13] <GoldenTouch> We here or pnp

06[19:13] * Cherenkov_Light dies in the first turn

[19:14] <GreenLight> Here~

06[19:14] * GreenLight dies in the second turn

01[19:14] <Cherenkov_Light> lucy switching pcs yay

[19:14] <GoldenTouch> So...

[19:14] <GoldenTouch> we're playing a game

[19:14] <GoldenTouch> Game?

[19:14] <GoldenTouch> Love Games?

[19:14] <GoldenTouch> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYivGrFkgIk

01[19:14] <Cherenkov_Light> Yes, a game

03[19:14] * Lucyne ([email protected]) has joined #FourNonCannon

01[19:14] <Cherenkov_Light> a game to end all games

03[19:14] * Lucyne is now known as The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson

03[19:14] * RaiNCOOKIN is now known as Rain_Drop

[19:14] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3time for shenanigans

[19:15] <GoldenTouch> how many people is best for playing?

[19:15] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Normally like 4, but fuck logic

[19:15] <GoldenTouch> WU

06[19:15] * GreenLight fucks Logic

[19:15] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Ok, who's all playing?

[19:15] <Rain_Drop> Whats up?

01[19:15] <Cherenkov_Light> 3The more the merrier

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[19:15] <GoldenTouch> Lucy...do you love me, or are you just playing your love games

06[19:15] * GoldenTouch is playing

[19:16] <GoldenTouch> I VOULENTEER AS TRIBUTE

06[19:16] * Cherenkov_Light would play but won't if others want to get in

[19:16] <GreenLight> I'm playing!~

[19:16] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3We playing a extremely silly game

06[19:16] * Cherenkov_Light really wants to play though

03[19:16] * Quicksilver ([email protected]) has joined #FourNonCannon

[19:16] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3You're playing

06[19:16] * GreenLight drags Cheren in

[19:16] <Arrant> whats going on in here?

[19:16] <Rain_Drop> You know that makes me wonder if an entire district of kids said they volunteered what would happen?

01[19:16] <Cherenkov_Light> okay then

[19:16] <GoldenTouch> hue

[19:16] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3We silly Arrant

[19:16] <Rain_Drop> Lets/me likes silly!

[19:17] <Arrant> Oh. Ah. Well, have fun.

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[19:17] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 31,1Rampantly violent and secual silly, of course

[19:17] <GoldenTouch> In the words of Ray Narverez Jr...

[19:17] <GoldenTouch> LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEETSSS PLAY

01[19:17] <Cherenkov_Light> oh, silly like you drinking hater-aid last night, rainy?

[19:17] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Ok, so let's begin this

[19:17] <Rain_Drop> HAhahaha I have no idea what you mean hehe

06[19:17] * GoldenTouch 's body is so ready~

[19:17] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3>tfw missed drunk Rain

[19:17] <GoldenTouch> What about you green!

[19:18] <GreenLight> It was fabulous, Lucy

01[19:18] <Cherenkov_Light> also, rain, you're rubbing off on me.

[19:18] <Rain_Drop> not drunk tipsy

06[19:18] * GreenLight body is ready

01[19:18] <Cherenkov_Light> drunk like rainy is drinky drunk ic

[19:18] <GoldenTouch> >Rain bought me a drink and was going to talk to me...

[19:18] <GoldenTouch> >"HEY RAIN COME TO RUBYS WITH US"

[19:18] <GoldenTouch> "KK"

[19:19] <GreenLight> >mfw Rain pinned me and tickled me up until CubeGate

06[19:19] * GoldenTouch is alone with a glass of moonshine ;_;

[19:19] <Quicksilver> ur 2background

[19:19] <GreenLight> G-Golden, I...

[19:19] <GreenLight> >Golden I

[19:19] <Quicksilver> like ikea

[19:19] <GreenLight> hue

01[19:19] <Cherenkov_Light> more BG than Ikea if that were possible

[19:19] <Rain_Drop> but you said you didnt want to drink tho...

06[19:19] * GoldenTouch would have if you didn't leave ;_;

06[19:19] * GreenLight is asleep IC... All of this will show up in his dreams :3

06[19:20] * Cherenkov_Light is drinking now and is glad he only used one can of cider

[19:20] <Rain_Drop> oh...

[19:20] <GoldenTouch> >was worth is, me and star went home and....

[19:20] <Rain_Drop> sorry goldy...

[19:20] <GoldenTouch> >Unicorn magic to amazing dual dream, shit was awseome

[19:20] <Rain_Drop> and what cuddled?

[19:20] <Rain_Drop> neat!

[19:20] <GoldenTouch> and cuddle

[19:21] <GoldenTouch> KK LUCY

[19:21] <Rain_Drop> beuno.jpg

[19:21] <GoldenTouch> GET YOUR UNDEAD HAND ON THE ROAD

06[19:21] * GreenLight high-fives Lucy

06[19:21] * Cherenkov_Light watches the undead hand enter a dragster

[19:21] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d100 fast and furious

[19:21] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[19:22] <GoldenTouch> Fast and furious 6 confirmed

[19:22] <GreenLight> !roll 1d100 Flot like a bee sting like a butterfly

[19:22] <GameServ> 56 == 56

[19:22] <GreenLight> !roll 1d100 Float like a bee sting like a butterfly, even

[19:22] <GameServ> 46 == 46

01[19:22] <Cherenkov_Light> isnt' there like 10 fast and furious out now?

[19:22] <GoldenTouch> 6

[19:22] <GoldenTouch> The newest one is Fast Five

[19:22] <GoldenTouch> Six is being made

01[19:22] <Cherenkov_Light> 7 is being made

[19:22] <GoldenTouch> ?

[19:22] <Rain_Drop> 8?

[19:22] <GoldenTouch> rly?

[19:22] <GoldenTouch> 9?

[19:22] <GoldenTouch> BINGO

[19:23] <Rain_Drop> 10!

[19:23] <Quicksilver> !roll d100 stop kicking a dead franchise

[19:23] <GameServ> 77 == 77

[19:23] <Quicksilver> >7

01[19:23] <Cherenkov_Light> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1905041/ 6 is already out

[19:23] <Rain_Drop> hue

[19:23] <Quicksilver> fast and surious 7 confirmed

[19:23] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3It is a beautiful day in fourcannon, Green Light and Goldentouch are just coming home from a long day of clubbing baby animals for amusement and laugh and joke about their latest adventures in slaughter of creatures smaller then them. Before them though, stands a mysterious sillhoute of a lone warrior. Cherenkov Light, leader of fourcannon district PETA (Ponies for ethical treatment

[19:23] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3of animals), calls out the duo on there dastardly deeds. Of course, he is immediately pushed on the ground and very firmly and annoyingly poked repeatadly. Hey they may enjoy the death of SMALLER creatures, but hurting a pony is just mean. In defiance of this mildly evil deed, a Rain cloud roils overhead, dropping off a single Drop of the Rain kind on top off them, finally breaking the

[19:23] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3final straw. It's on, this ends now. Chocolate milk is superior to pepsi.

06[19:23] * Able_Tome is not sure what he spect-... oh...

[19:23] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7wQsQOdKPc

[19:23] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 31,1Do not expect any kind of logic

[19:23] <GreenLight> Oh lawd

[19:23] <Able_Tome> ...

[19:23] <Quicksilver> ph god wat hue

[19:24] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Before you though, the air cracks with energy, a single disembodied undead human hand floats before you

[19:24] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3It wavse with arcane energies, casting a spell!

[19:24] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll d20

[19:24] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[19:24] <Rain_Drop> Oh God its the evil god from black and white!!

[19:24] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3But it fails critically!

[19:24] <Able_Tome> Pop lel

[19:24] <GreenLight> "YOU'RE AS COMPETENT AS THOSE BABY SEALS~"

[19:24] <Quicksilver> hue

[19:24] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Uncontrollable energies flow freely!

[19:24] <GoldenTouch> "FUCKING GOT EM"

06[19:24] * Cherenkov_Light looks at the two from the ground then looks at the hand.

06[19:24] * GreenLight GRABS THE UNCONTROLLABLE ENERGY

[19:24] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3The hand dissapears with a flash of rainbow light

[19:24] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3It's ON!

01[19:24] <Cherenkov_Light> "I think we got bigger fish to fry."

06[19:25] * Quicksilver just laughs at everyone

[19:25] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Golden begins!

[19:25] <GreenLight> Oh God

[19:25] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Do ANYTHING and then roll d20

06[19:25] * Rain_Drop kicks her rear legs into Green Light and Goldy "HEYAW LETS GET IT ON!"

06[19:25] * Rain_Drop is on a horse..two infact :3

06[19:25] * GoldenTouch spits fire at cheren ?

[19:25] <GoldenTouch> Like that?

[19:25] <Able_Tome> ...

[19:25] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Sure

[19:25] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[19:25] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[19:25] <GreenLight> Oh my

[19:26] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3You attempt to spit fire, but notice that you are in fact a pony, and only produce a noticeable globula of spittle

[19:26] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3But it's pretty gross, at least

[19:26] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere's turn!

06[19:26] * GoldenTouch hawks a luggy at cheren

[19:26] <GoldenTouch> "GET REKED"

[19:26] <GreenLight> "Hue"

06[19:26] * Cherenkov_Light is covered in spit... "Ewww."

06[19:26] * Cherenkov_Light sweeps Golden to the ground as he attempts to stand up.

06[19:26] * Able_Tome ties to rub the nightmare off his eyes

06[19:26] * Rain_Drop whaps the two on the head with a book "Bad llamas!"

01[19:26] <Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

[19:26] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[19:27] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere is unable to see from the horribly unsanitary attack, flailing around ineffectively

[19:27] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3green's turn!

[19:27] <GreenLight> [This is like my very first wild ride 100X better]

06[19:27] * GreenLight FALCON PAUNCHES RAIN

[19:27] <GreenLight> !roll 1d20

[19:27] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[19:27] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[Just wait for the transformations]

[19:27] <GoldenTouch> [SHOW ME YOUR MOVES]

06[19:27] * Quicksilver feels that everyone else is below her as she meditates

[19:28] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3You only manage to pidgeon poke Rain, for 2 points of annoyance damage

[19:28] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Rain, your turn

[19:28] <GreenLight> "T-take that!~"

[19:29] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20 Pick up green spread my wings and fly into the air! I then do  supplex into the uncontroable engery vortex!~

[19:29] <GameServ> 14 == 14

06[19:29] * GreenLight gets rekt

[19:29] <GoldenTouch> *Raindrop used seismic toss*

[19:29] <GreenLight> [>Into the vortex]

[19:29] <GreenLight> [Hooo boy]

[19:29] <Rain_Drop> "BAD NIGHTLIGHT!"

[19:30] <GreenLight> "WAUGH"

06[19:30] * GreenLight coughs "Wait"

[19:30] <GreenLight> "WAUGH!"

06[19:30] * Cherenkov_Light makes a mental note not to get on rain's bad side. as if he needs reminding

06[19:30] * Able_Tome snickers

[19:30] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3You pick up Green and lift off! But his slight but very notceable overweight makes you incapable of achieving tru flight, leaving you stranded quite a bit a way. Gosh Green, do some cardio or something

[19:30] <GreenLight> "There we go"

[19:30] <GreenLight> K

06[19:30] * GreenLight has a flank that just won't quit

[19:30] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3The uncontrollable magic flows through the area!

[19:30] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[19:30] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[19:30] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Affecting Golden!

06[19:31] * GoldenTouch stares at light making dat ass face before the magic effects him

[19:31] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Randomly transforming him into a....

[19:31] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[19:31] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[19:31] <Rain_Drop> "Your fat you know that?"

[19:31] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Female

[19:31] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[19:31] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[19:31] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Humanoid

[19:31] <GreenLight> "PffttttT"

[19:31] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[19:31] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[19:31] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Elfen Maid!

06[19:31] * GreenLight can't even

06[19:31] * Cherenkov_Light stares as Golden is transformed

06[19:31] * Able_Tome cracks his neck, "It begins."

[19:31] <Rain_Drop> "Huh."

[19:31] <GoldenTouch> "..."

[19:31] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Golden, your turn

[19:31] <Rain_Drop> "Maid fetish get?"

[19:31] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3KILL YOUR FOES

[19:31] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3THERE IS NO TIME FOR EXPLANATIONS

06[19:31] * Cherenkov_Light blinks

06[19:31] * Quicksilver wants to cum inside Golden

06[19:32] * GoldenTouch looks at himself and....SUFFOCATE GREEN IN MY BOUSEMS!

[19:32] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[19:32] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[19:32] <GreenLight> "OH GOD"

[19:32] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Your attack only makes your enemy grow!

[19:32] <GoldenTouch> ...

[19:32] <GoldenTouch> hue

[19:32] <Rain_Drop> "Bad Elf Bad no suffocating the pony!"

[19:32] <GreenLight> ,,,

[19:32] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere, your turn

06[19:32] * GreenLight gros

06[19:32] * Able_Tome wants to use the power of grand delusion and wall-breaking possibilities of a nightmare to cast a rain dropping storm of messed up dildos over the area... but decides to eat popcorn instead.

06[19:32] * GreenLight drags Able into this bout

06[19:32] * Cherenkov_Light gets up and decides to kick GreenHoof into the elven maiden

[19:32] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3You should have joined nignogs

01[19:32] <Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

[19:32] <GameServ> 5 == 5

06[19:33] * Cherenkov_Light is still blinded by the spittle

[19:33] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3You are distracted by Golden's flawless golden hair, damn, what shampoo must he/she/it use?

06[19:33] * Able_Tome glances at Light and shrugs, continuing to eat the popcorn

[19:33] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Green, your turn

06[19:33] * GoldenTouch uses Lorel~ Because I'm worth it~

01[19:34] <Cherenkov_Light> "Huh... Paul Mitchell?"

[19:34] <GreenLight> !roll 1d20 grow a unicorn horn out of sheer will and puncture Golden's bosoms

[19:34] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[19:34] <Able_Tome> "Listen to your hearth, Luke!"

[19:34] <Rain_Drop> "You all are nutty you know that?"

[19:34] <Rain_Drop> "Mm...nutty bars..."

[19:34] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Your willpower and determance is no match for the charms of Golden's perfect hourglass form

[19:34] <Quicksilver> [you know if i had joined this would have Quickly turned to ERP~]

[19:34] <GreenLight> "Nuuuu"

[19:34] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Rain, your turn

[19:34] <GreenLight> [It already has]

01[19:34] <Cherenkov_Light> "Doesn't look like Pert plus. Maybe Vidal Sassoon?"

[19:34] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[This is NOTHING]

[19:35] <Able_Tome> [meh, amateurs can't into chaos]

06[19:35] * GoldenTouch strikes a pose

06[19:35] * Rain_Drop laughes at weak green pegasis that is muffled in the bossoms before taking up into the air to acend into her stronger form! HAIL RAISER!

[19:35] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20

[19:35] <GameServ> 3 == 3

06[19:35] * Able_Tome continues to eat popcorn chanting, "Dance puppets dance!"

[19:35] <Rain_Drop> [kek plz]

[19:35] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[Last end scenario was Queen Kong riding off headless Hydra armed with a...was it a demonic dildo or liquid beard?]

[19:35] <GreenLight> [Whynotboth?]

[19:36] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Rain jumps into the sky, only to make a important scientific discovery of gravity. She swiftly demonstrates her new discovering by using it to accelerate herself back to Earth

[19:36] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3The uncontrolled magic suffuses the area, affecting...

[19:36] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[19:36] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[19:36] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere!

[19:36] <GreenLight> itbegins.jpg

[19:37] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Transforming him into...

[19:37] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[19:37] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[19:37] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3a male

[19:37] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[19:37] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[19:37] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Animal

[19:37] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[19:37] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[19:37] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3A male Komodo Dragon!

[19:37] <GreenLight> "D'awwwwwwww"

[19:37] <Rain_Drop> "Owie..." Rain says in a heap

06[19:37] * Able_Tome can't brush his :3-face

[19:37] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Golden begins the turn

[19:37] <Rain_Drop> "Oh shit! Komodo dragon!"

06[19:37] * GreenLight thinks Lucy should pastebin this list for future bouts

06[19:38] * GoldenTouch uses her elfen magic and casts magic missle on rain!

[19:38] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[19:38] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[19:38] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[It's in German hue]

[19:38] <Rain_Drop> "Dont eat me Im not made of chicken!"

[19:38] <GreenLight> "QUICK USE AN ICE TYPE ATTACK"

[19:38] <GreenLight> [hue]

06[19:38] * GoldenTouch is singing ♪Do you believe in magic~♪

06[19:38] * Cherenkov_Light looks at the elven maiden as fumes

[19:38] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Golden weaves the fine though nonexisting threads of elfen magic, slapping Rain instead in a very elfine fashion for 1 damage

[19:38] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere, your turn

06[19:38] * Quicksilver uses Ice Beam since she got pinged hue

[19:39] <GreenLight> Hue

06[19:39] * Rain_Drop looks over at the elf with a look of 'Dis nigga srs?

06[19:39] * Cherenkov_Light sees the attack is weak. He nips at the green pony's legs and tries to bite down, hard.

01[19:39] <Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

[19:39] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[19:39] <GreenLight> "Pls no"

06[19:39] * GoldenTouch snaps her fingers like a strong independent black woman at rain

06[19:39] * Cherenkov_Light wonders if he is venomous

[19:40] <GreenLight> "Bad!  Bad Chammers!"

06[19:40] * Able_Tome plane shifts back into his out-of-continuum control room to write more lore on magic'n'shit, leaving un-informing fagets to their own devices

[19:40] <Rain_Drop> "Yes go after the gum drop!"

[19:40] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3The cold blooded treehugger bites into the soft flesh, quite dissapointed to not be greeted by flesh but soft marshmellow, which would be nice if he weren't a strict carnivore now.

[19:40] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 33 damage!

[19:40] <Rain_Drop> "also you!" Rain points at goldylocks before flipping her hair "Bitch plz Im fablouse"

[19:40] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Green, your turn

[19:41] <GreenLight> "YOUR BITES ONLY MAKE MY MARSHMALLOWY CENTER SOFTER~"

[19:41] <GreenLight> !roll 1d20 Slap Rain with a [Komodo] Dragon Dildo

[19:41] <GameServ> 11 == 11

06[19:41] * Cherenkov_Light thinks he should go for the softer marshmallow center. Maybe it's hiding some meat.

[19:42] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3You do not find such an object, instead substituting it with the closest similar object on hand....Chere's right leg

[19:42] <Rain_Drop> "Pfft your floppy purple dildo is no match for me!"

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[19:42] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3You slap Rain ineffectively for 1 damage

06[19:42] * Cherenkov_Light is torn off and is tossed at rain

[19:42] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Rain, your turn

[19:42] <GreenLight> "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY?"

06[19:43] * GoldenTouch looks at green "No?"

[19:43] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20 "I dunno does this?" Rain stomps on the ground where a boulder pops out of the ground and kicks it at Greenlight

[19:43] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[19:43] <GreenLight> "Phew, I was worried for a second"

[19:44] <Mary_ONette> [?]

06[19:44] * GreenLight puts on a Costanza face ">Rolling a 4"

[19:44] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Rain hits ground. Ground not move. Turn over.

[19:44] <Rain_Drop> "S-shadrup!"

[19:44] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3The uncontrolled magic suffuses the area!

[19:44] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Affecting...

[19:44] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[19:44] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[19:44] <Rain_Drop> "Im not good at being crazy...."

[19:44] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Golden!

[19:44] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[19:44] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[19:44] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Turning him/her/it into a male...

[19:44] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[19:44] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[19:44] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Monster

[19:44] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[19:44] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[19:45] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3A male manticore!

[19:45] <GreenLight> Pfffttttttt

[19:45] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Shit just got real

[19:45] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Golden, your turn

06[19:45] * Rain_Drop stares at Golden and then Komodo Chere "....Well fuck. Bye Night Light have fun getting eaten!"

06[19:45] * GoldenTouch has no idea what a manticore is but....

[19:45] <Rain_Drop> [...]

01[19:45] <Cherenkov_Light> [....]

[19:45] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3>do you even watch the show

[19:46] <GreenLight> [......]

[19:46] <GoldenTouch> [OH SHIT]

[19:46] <GoldenTouch> [>I know now]

[19:46] <Rain_Drop> [Lion with batwings and scorpion tail how do you now know this!??!!?]

[19:46] <GoldenTouch> [Fluttershy calmed it]

01[19:46] <Cherenkov_Light> [hush. rain. it would have been funy]

[19:46] <GoldenTouch> [My B]

06[19:46] * GoldenTouch claws at...

[19:46] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d3

[19:46] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[19:46] <GoldenTouch> CHEREN!

01[19:46] <Cherenkov_Light> [rolling for that]

06[19:46] * GoldenTouch uses slash

[19:46] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[19:46] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[19:47] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3You swipe at the scaled menace, dealing only 2 damage due to his thick scales

[19:47] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere, your turn

06[19:47] * Cherenkov_Light is pissed at the manticore. At least that's made out of meat. Time to try and bite off its tail

01[19:47] <Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

[19:47] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[19:48] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3You firmly latch onto it's odd tale, dangling from it like a christmas ornament, but at least dealing 3 points of damage.

[19:48] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Green, your turn

[19:49] <GreenLight> !roll 1d20 Swing Golden and by proxie Cheren around like Mario does with Bowser, #rekking him at a spiky rock

[19:49] <GameServ> 2 == 2

06[19:49] * GreenLight hugs Golden

06[19:49] * Cherenkov_Light is holding on for dear life

[19:49] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Green only manages to touch golden in very awkward ways

[19:49] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Rain, your turn

[19:49] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20 Fly up to Olympus to ask Zues for a few spare lighting bolts to throw at crazy manticor oh and rip open the dimensional portal to the human world to yank Rain's human self over as well to help!

[19:49] <GameServ> 20 == 20

06[19:49] * GoldenTouch is touched

06[19:49] * GreenLight may or may not have groped a tiny bit

[19:50] <GoldenTouch> ....

[19:50] <GoldenTouch> ...

[19:50] <GoldenTouch> ...

[19:50] <GoldenTouch> ...

[19:50] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3hue

[19:50] <GreenLight> Pffftttttt

06[19:50] * Cherenkov_Light hopefully drops in time

06[19:50] * GreenLight gets the fuck away from Golden

[19:50] <Rain_Drop> [/me cannot contain sides oh wait whats taht hole in my wa- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

[19:51] <GreenLight> [/me waves goodbye~]

[19:51] <GreenLight> >Dis upcoming monologue

06[19:51] * Cherenkov_Light scurries away from the manticore seeing the incomin attack

06[19:51] * GreenLight prepares Golden's anus, NOPEing the fuck out

06[19:52] * GoldenTouch knows manticores are ground type so its not effective on him

[19:52] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Zeus is happy with the interspecies softcore action going on and is in a good mood, lending you a few lightning bolts, touching them of course immediately vaporising your hoof for 2 damage. Amused by how fragile mortals are, Zeus yanks upon the portal and yanks out a very confused and disoriented human, throwing him into the ring for his amusement.

[19:52] <GreenLight> "Welp"

[19:52] <GreenLight> [>Rain gets rekt by her own 20]

[19:52] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Human Rain joins the fray

01[19:52] <Cherenkov_Light> huh....

[19:52] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Human Rain's turn

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[19:53] <Rain_Drop[humanform]> "waht?"

06[19:53] * Cherenkov_Light wonders if Rain is clothed or naked like in the Terminator

[19:53] <Rain_Drop[humanform]> "WHAAAAT????"

06[19:53] * GreenLight hopes the former

[19:53] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Psst, Kirk, they said you were a redneck

[19:53] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Kill them all

[19:53] <GreenLight> "NUH-UH"

06[19:53] * Rain_Drop[humanform] is confused and looks down seeing no clothes....then hears sppooky hand say this and enters hill billy rage mode now

06[19:53] * Cherenkov_Light cannot offer a rebuttul because he is a comodo dragon

[19:53] <Rain_Drop[humanform]> "WHAT?!"

[19:54] <GreenLight> "KIRK PLS, TRUST YOUR FELLOW TRAP~"

06[19:54] * GoldenTouch is a manticore "I WILL RECK YOU"

[19:54] <Rain_Drop[humanform]> !roll d20 pulls out a shot gun and cocks it before shooting at manticor since it is big and therefore must have HUGE GUTS!

[19:54] <GameServ> 13 == 13

06[19:54] * Cherenkov_Light backs away from the manticore, maneuviring to his rear

06[19:54] * GreenLight whispers "such redneck"

[19:54] <GreenLight> "wow"

06[19:54] * GoldenTouch takes the fucking bullets like a champ

[19:55] <Rain_Drop> "ow..." Rain looks at her missing hoof "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"

[19:55] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Unknowing that weak humans have no control over hammerspace, Kirk is unable to produce a shotgun, he sighs and takes out his reserve shotgun instead, shooting the manticore for 4 damage

[19:55] <GreenLight> Pffffttttttt

03[19:55] * Rain_Drop[humanform] is now known as Kirk

[19:56] <Rain_Drop> "Go human Me! Kick there ass!"

[19:56] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3The uncontrolled magics continue to exist!

[19:56] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[19:56] <GameServ> 12 == 12

06[19:56] * GreenLight sees how pale Kirk is "GHOST!"

[19:56] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Affecting Green

[19:56] <GreenLight> ItBegins.jpg

[19:56] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Turning him into...

[19:56] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[19:56] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[19:56] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3a female

[19:56] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[19:56] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[19:56] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Monster

[19:56] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[19:56] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[19:56] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Of the Succubus variant

[19:56] <GreenLight> "Tee hee~"

06[19:56] * Kirk stares at the odd pony waving with a missing hoof and slowly nods feeling a cherry feeling from the mare "Alrighty?"

[19:56] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Golden, your turn

[19:56] <GreenLight> [Ohhh my~

06[19:57] * Kirk stares at the succubus blushing at the lack of clothes backing up a tad

06[19:57] * Cherenkov_Light 's eyes would go wide but he is a comodo dragon

06[19:57] * GreenLight makes a mental note

03[19:57] * GreenLight is now known as GreenLight|Succubus

[19:57] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[kek is picky tonight]

06[19:57] * Rain_Drop rests on cloud since she is chilling with Zues and company for abit before coming back into the battle just yet

06[19:57] * Cherenkov_Light might as wellbe as asexual as Lucyne in this quest

06[19:57] * GoldenTouch looks at the succubus "GOD DAMN SUCCUBUS TAKIN MY CHEF"

03[19:58] * Cherenkov_Light is now known as Cherenkov-Dragon

[19:58] <Mary_ONette> [...]

[19:58] <GreenLight|Succubus> "BITCH I WILL SEDUCE YOU SO HARD"

[19:58] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[What a threat hue]

[19:58] <Mary_ONette> [this looks like so much]

[19:58] <Rain_Drop> "Go after the elf shes a virgin!"

[19:58] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 to rape the succubus

[19:58] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[19:58] <GoldenTouch> >hue

06[19:59] * GreenLight|Succubus rapes Golden

[19:59] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[my sides]

[19:59] <Rain_Drop> "Er manticor thingy!"

[19:59] <GreenLight|Succubus> >Implying raping the succubus either way wouldn't result in you losing lie

[19:59] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Golden touches Green, only to come immediately and farting.

[19:59] <GreenLight|Succubus> *Life

06[19:59] * Cherenkov-Dragon would be lauging, but he is a komodo dragon

[19:59] <GreenLight|Succubus> Hue

[19:59] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Nice one there, pastamancer

06[19:59] * GreenLight|Succubus giggles, not impressed

[19:59] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere, your turn

[20:00] <GoldenTouch> [>I came and started farting]

02[20:00] * Quicksilver ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 380 seconds)

06[20:00] * Cherenkov-Dragon tries to avoid the gas clouds and goes for the tail yet again.

[20:00] <Kirk> "Purple Pony what the hell is going on?!" Kirk yells holding his shot gun up and keeping a weary eye on the manticor and succubus before stopping to stare at the dragon "Is that a komodo dragon?!?!?"

01[20:00] <Cherenkov-Dragon> !roll d20

[20:00] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[20:00] <GoldenTouch> [I used that reaction imagine the other day

[20:00] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3You use your incredible Komodo Dragon intelligence to come u with an ingeiused plan: Keep chewing. 2 damage

06[20:01] * Cherenkov-Dragon uses what he has

[20:01] <Rain_Drop> "Yep!" Rain nods happily from her cloud like the lil camera holding guy in mario

[20:01] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Green, your turn

[20:01] <GreenLight|Succubus> !roll 1d20 consensual sex in the missionary position with Kirk

[20:01] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[20:01] <GoldenTouch> hue

[20:01] <Kirk> "I am so con-WHAAAA STOP STOP STA- ahp?"

06[20:01] * Cherenkov-Dragon would blush but he is a komodo dragon

06[20:02] * Cherenkov-Dragon thinks the reproduction cycle of mammels is inefficient anyway

[20:02] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Kirk consents, but GL is innerly disgusted and uninterested in their relationship.

[20:02] <Rain_Drop> "Hey quit molesting my human self!" rain shouts wings slowly rising from the lewdness...

[20:02] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Rain pone, your turn

06[20:02] * GreenLight|Succubus forgot about succubi life...  SHAME

06[20:02] * Kirk cashes in V-card in confusion....

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06[20:03] * GoldenTouch watches the succubi "Wut?"

[20:03] <GreenLight|Succubus> "Whut"

06[20:03] * Cherenkov-Dragon continues to nom happily at the tail kebab

[20:03] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20 bring over cloud over to hover over Succubus and kicks it reveling...A PRATICAL BEAM CANNON?? Rain shoots the demon bitch for fuckin her other self

[20:03] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[20:04] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3the tail kebab is chewy but crunchy all the same

[20:04] <GreenLight|Succubus> "Pfffttttt"

[20:04] <Rain_Drop> [lel]

06[20:04] * GoldenTouch finally feels the dragon munching on his tail "Oi silly! That aint a snack!"

06[20:04] * Cherenkov-Dragon thinks some salt and pepper would do wonders for it, but needs flames.

[20:04] <Kirk> "Yeah...im just gonna go now..." Kirk rolls away before shit goes down from ground zero

[20:04] <Feldspar> wut

[20:05] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Rain firmly kicks the cloud, forgetting for a moment that that only disrupts the vapor, sending her falling on top of the consensual and ethical, yet unsatisfied lovers. Their romance was dead anyways, this added shame makes no difference.

06[20:05] * GreenLight|Succubus can't even

[20:05] <Ikea> [>this]

[20:05] <Rain_Drop> "oof!"

[20:05] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Kirk's turn

06[20:05] * GreenLight|Succubus feels... unfulfilled

[20:05] <Ikea> [you magnificent fagets...]

06[20:05] * Rain_Drop sits on Kirk and hisses at succubus "Mine!"

06[20:05] * Feldspar is watching through binoculars

[20:06] <GreenLight|Succubus> ">Masterbation"

[20:06] <Kirk> !roll d20 activiate barracks that crash landed with nueral net uplink to get suited up in Marine power suit and BEAR WRASTLE the manticor

[20:06] <GameServ> 12 == 12

06[20:06] * GreenLight|Succubus huffs at Kirk "Why'd you havta consen- Well okay"

[20:06] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Kirk has odd sexual fantasies

[20:07] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3The magic still affects the area

[20:07] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3affecting...

[20:07] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[20:07] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[20:07] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere

[20:07] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[20:07] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[20:07] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[20:07] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[20:07] <Kirk> "Daw thought taht would work..."

[20:07] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3wut

[20:07] <GoldenTouch> ...

[20:07] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[20:07] <GameServ> 5 == 5

01[20:07] <Cherenkov-Dragon> kek

[20:07] <Rain_Drop> [...]

[20:07] <GreenLight|Succubus> hue

[20:07] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Turning you into a completely genderless, adrogynouse orc

[20:07] <GreenLight|Succubus> "PFFTTTTTT"

06[20:08] * Cherenkov-Dragon is ork

03[20:08] * Cherenkov-Dragon is now known as Cherenkov-Ork

[20:08] <Rain_Drop> "Still mine!" Rain says sitting on Kirk like a curled up possive kitty cat

[20:08] <Ikea> [>not cherenkork]

01[20:08] <Cherenkov-Ork> "Needs more dakka and choppa!"

[20:08] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere is the asexual for tonight hue

03[20:08] * Cherenkov-Ork is now known as Cherenkork

[20:08] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Golden, your turn

06[20:08] * GoldenTouch looks at the ork "FUCK YOU" and tries stabbing it with his scorpion tail

[20:08] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 stabby mc shanks alot

[20:08] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[20:08] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3hue

[20:08] <Rain_Drop> "Same tail that is chewed up on..."

[20:08] <GreenLight|Succubus> Huee

01[20:09] <Cherenkork> "Whus all dis den?"

[20:09] <Kirk> "So...is this a thing I guess?"

[20:09] <Rain_Drop> "Yep!"

06[20:09] * Cherenkork is a minty ork

[20:09] <Kirk> "This makes no fuckin sense..."

[20:09] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3The vicious spike impales the oddly genderless humanoid, it seems to show little signs of pain, speaking in some odd, unintelligible language. 6 damage

[20:09] <Feldspar> !roll d100 crossbow the minty orc with a love~ bolt

[20:09] <GameServ> 55 == 55

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06[20:10] * Feldspar watches to see who the ork Loves~

[20:10] <Rain_Drop> "What fun is there in makin sense other me?"

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[20:10] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere, your turn

[20:10] <DaisyBlossom> [I came here to fuck bitches]

06[20:10] * GreenLight|Succubus is right here~

[20:10] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[Then you came to the arguably worst or best spot]

06[20:10] * Cherenkork enraged. "I need more choppa!" He rips off the tail finally and weilds it as a whip.

01[20:10] <Cherenkork> !roll d20

[20:10] <GameServ> 8 == 8

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[20:10] <Honey_Rose> we're having fun in here?

[20:11] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Cherenkork's WAAAGGH! is too weak

[20:11] <GreenLight|Succubus> ">DO YOU EVEN WAUGH"

06[20:11] * Kirk waves at another pony to appear "I am so confused..."

06[20:11] * Cherenkork WAAAGHS WITH THE STRENGHT OF BOB

[20:11] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Green, your turn

[20:11] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Honey pls, this is serious

[20:12] <GreenLight|Succubus> !roll 1d20 spawn the Glorious Brute Squad muscle shirt, putting it on lewdly before suplexing and >seducing the asexual CherenKorc

[20:12] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[20:12] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3What is better? Playstation or Atheism?

01[20:12] <Cherenkork> 3Completely 100% canon

[20:12] <Rain_Drop> >seriouse when I have a hoof missing from touching a thunder bolt...

01[20:12] <Cherenkork> 3Playstation

[20:12] <Kirk> "Playstation?"

[20:12] <GreenLight|Succubus> Playstation

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[20:13] <GreenLight|Succubus> [>mfw my post after Lucy's "This is serious"

[20:13] <Rain_Drop> "So hows the matron?"

[20:14] <Kirk> "Who?"

[20:14] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Using your succubus powers of summoning, you have access to all possible of lewd attires, from the common to the fantastic. Calling upon the darkest of powers, you summon the mighty Brut Squad T-Shirt, donning the unholy garb to increase your attractiveness to all genders by a factor indescribably through normal numbers. Despite this, the orc seems preoccupied in muttering about

[20:14] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3WAAAGH and something aboiut humans and something about painting tanks red

[20:14] <Rain_Drop> "Matron! You know the mother at Saint Claire in the orphange!"

[20:14] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Rain pone, your turn

01[20:14] <Cherenkork> "You see, if yous put da red on da tanks, deys go fasta."

[20:14] <Rain_Drop> "Oh okay spooky hand!"

06[20:14] * GreenLight|Succubus equips his motherfucking Brute Squad shirt

[20:15] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3GL is slowly consumed by the power of the Brute Squad

[20:15] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20 fly around GreenSuccubus to make a tornado and throw him into a spiked bear trap made of bees

[20:15] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[20:15] <Rain_Drop> [kek plz]

[20:15] <GreenLight|Succubus> [>Three attacks on GLSuccubus]

[20:15] <GreenLight|Succubus> [>Three crit fails]

[20:16] <Rain_Drop> [tis the devils luck!]

[20:16] <GreenHoof> [GreenLight is a witch!]

01[20:16] <Cherenkork> "Now you put dese bits here togethers like so and it makes a dakka, yous shoot da hummies with them."

[20:16] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Rain gathers more empirical data of this "gravity" concept, kicking off of Kirk in a most painful fashion only to swiftly reunite with the earth as if an unseen force wre dragging her down.

[20:17] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Kirk's turn

01[20:17] <Cherenkork> "waaaugh"

06[20:17] * Rain_Drop skids across the ground for a bit muttering "Ow..."

[20:17] <GreenLight|Succubus> "u w0t"

01[20:17] <Cherenkork> "Wauugh?"

[20:17] <Kirk> !roll d20 Shoot Green succubus for the meh sex

[20:17] <GameServ> 4 == 4

06[20:17] * GreenLight|Succubus yells "WAUGH!"

[20:17] <GreenLight|Succubus> [>4]

01[20:17] <Cherenkork> "WAUGH!"

06[20:17] * GreenLight|Succubus puts on a Costanza Face ">1s and 4s"

06[20:17] * Kirk has a meh gun

06[20:17] * GreenLight|Succubus grabs Cheren asexually "Waugh~"

[20:18] <GreenHoof> [read that as "meth gun". hue]

[20:18] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Kirk too is affected by GL's meta magic, his rolls controlled by her Brute Squad powers. This causes his "gun" to "malfuction" making him feel quite inadequate, even so such "gun troubles" can happen to anyone.

06[20:18] * Cherenkork grabs the succubus back. some spores begin to release. "Waugh~!"

[20:18] <GreenLight|Succubus> HUE

06[20:19] * GreenLight|Succubus points and laughs at Kirk's "gun"

[20:19] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3The magic flows through the area, affecting...

[20:19] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[20:19] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[20:19] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere

[20:19] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[20:19] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[20:19] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[20:19] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[20:19] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[20:19] <GameServ> 14 == 14

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[20:19] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Kek

[20:19] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3kek pls

[20:19] <Honey_Rose> what the fuck is this shit

[20:19] <Honey_Rose> kek

[20:19] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Turning him into a male Incubus

[20:19] <GreenLight|Succubus> Welp

[20:19] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Don't quesion THE HAND

01[20:19] <Cherenkork> "Waigh!"

06[20:19] * GreenLight|Succubus looks at Cheren

06[20:19] * Cherenkork looks at the succubus

[20:19] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Seriously don't, it's not worth the sanity

[20:19] <GoldenTouch> >What is an Incubus

[20:20] <GoldenTouch> ;)

[20:20] <Ikea> [kek has attained sapience...]

[20:20] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[ikr]

03[20:20] * Cherenkork is now known as Cherencubus

[20:20] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Golden begins!

[20:20] <Ikea> [these rolls are too perfect...]

06[20:20] * GreenLight|Succubus looks down

[20:20] <GreenLight|Succubus> "W-waugh~"

[20:20] <Kirk> "S-shut up! Not like your any better at this than I am..."

06[20:20] * Cherencubus looks up."Waaugh~!"

[20:20] <Rain_Drop> [I dont even know what to say to this really..]

[20:21] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[Welcome to Dreyson's Wild Ride, please leave your sanity and decency at the door]

06[20:21] * GreenLight|Succubus gives Cheren a nod, conveying 'we __cubuses got dis shti'

06[20:21] * Cherencubus smirks and plants a kiss on the succubus's lips

06[20:21] * GreenLight|Succubus grins, returning the favor with fervor

06[20:21] * GoldenTouch walks over to rain and kirk, sitting down and watching this

[20:21] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 to generate popcorn

[20:21] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[20:22] <GreenLight|Succubus> >You fry yourself in oil

[20:22] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Your supposed to murder each other, not spectate ERP!

[20:22] <Arrant> [Can I jump in? Not doing anything else]

06[20:22] * GoldenTouch doesn't know what to do!

[20:22] <Ikea> [asexual, pls]

[20:22] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[nah, next time]

06[20:22] * Honey_Rose questions THE HAND

[20:22] <GoldenTouch> Its rude~

[20:22] <Arrant> [Alright then]

06[20:22] * Rain_Drop nudges Kirk "Think we should watch or um..." Rain sees Kirk is staring in shock, disgust, and a lil bit of lust "Eh.."

06[20:22] * Cherencubus grins and looks over at Kirk then back to succubus.

[20:22] <Ikea> [alternatively: why_not_both.jaypeg]

06[20:22] * GreenLight|Succubus looks over at Kirk and back to the incubus

01[20:22] <Cherencubus> "Waugh?"

06[20:22] * GreenLight|Succubus grins

[20:23] <GreenLight|Succubus> "Waugh!~"

06[20:23] * Kirk gulps "I dont like this..."

[20:23] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Golden touch is unable to generate pop corn no matter how hard he tries, he is angered by this fact and decides to nibble on his tail kebab for 1 damage to curb the hunger.

[20:23] <GoldenTouch> hue

[20:23] <Kirk> "This is not my fetish.jpg"

06[20:23] * Cherencubus smriks in acknowledgement and tosses the succubus at Kirk

01[20:23] <Cherencubus> !roll d20

[20:23] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere, your turn

[20:23] <GameServ> 11 == 11

06[20:23] * GreenLight|Succubus lands on Kirk~

[20:23] <Kirk> "OH FUCK!" Kirk tries to dive away

06[20:24] * Cherencubus gets up

06[20:24] * Kirk is da squish and squirms under demon flesh "Nuuuu!"

[20:24] <Rain_Drop> "Oi! stop that!"

[20:24] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Harnessing your inborn male ability of woman-throwing already as our caveman ancestors did it daily, you throw the very Brute and Squad-like woman at the unsuspecting human, hitting him with a projectile most men would not mind being hit with from time to time.

[20:25] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Green, your turn

06[20:25] * GreenLight|Succubus chucks Rain_Drop at the Cherencubus before going to town sucking the life lewdly out of Kirk

[20:25] <GreenLight|Succubus> !roll 1d20

[20:25] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[20:25] <GreenLight|Succubus> [;_;]

[20:25] <Rain_Drop> "HEY!"

06[20:25] * GoldenTouch continues nibbles on tail watching this

06[20:26] * Cherencubus grins and bites his thumb and his tail swishes in a completely sexual manner

[20:26] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Kirk WAS right! It can3 happen to anyone!

03[20:26] * Arrant is now known as Errant

[20:26] <GreenLight|Succubus> hue

[20:26] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Rain, your turn

03[20:26] * Errant is now known as Arrant

[20:26] <Kirk> "I think you got worse missy."

[20:26] <GreenLight|Succubus> "Y-you too"

[20:27] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3>dat response

06[20:27] * Cherencubus laughs at the irony. maybe it's his fetish

[20:27] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20 flies through the air from being tossed by succubus and lands a drop kick on Cherencubus

[20:27] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[20:27] <Rain_Drop> [ya know I thinkKek wants something super crazy or something...]

03[20:28] * Arrant is now known as Arrant[AutismCubes]

[20:28] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Rain cannot dropkick since Kek seems deadset3 on having this end in ERP at every corner and only softly bounces off of Chere

[20:29] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Kirk's turn

06[20:29] * Cherencubus looks down at the purple pegasai. "Why hello there~."

[20:29] <Rain_Drop> "Um...eep!"

[20:29] <Kirk> !roll d20 Uses LAWFUL HOT DICKINGS!~

[20:29] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[20:29] <Mary_ONette> [wat]

06[20:30] * GreenLight|Succubus gets a lawful dicking

06[20:30] * GreenLight|Succubus gives it a 16/20

06[20:30] * Cherencubus smiles and rubs that one spot on Rain's back.

[20:30] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3GL gets what was coming for her, but Succubi are Chaotic Evil! The lawful dicking smites the demon for 2 heresy damage.

01[20:31] <Cherencubus> "You wouldn't mind giving me a ride, would you?"

[20:31] <GreenLight|Succubus> "Nuuuuu muh edge!"

06[20:31] * Rain_Drop twitches in place shivering as she tries not to fall for this demons tricks "Y-yes I w-wdould m-mind!"

06[20:31] * Cherencubus massages Rain's back with his hands

[20:31] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3The uncontrolled magics affect the area

[20:31] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[20:31] <GameServ> 13 == 13

06[20:31] * Cherencubus whipsers in Rain's ear. "Come on, it will be fun~"

[20:31] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Affecting Green

[20:31] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[20:31] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[20:31] <GreenLight|Succubus> Oh deag

[20:31] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[20:31] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[20:31] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[20:31] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[20:32] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Hue

[20:32] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3I don't even

[20:32] <GreenLight|Succubus> >inb4

[20:32] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Turning you into FEMALE ACID

[20:32] <GreenLight|Succubus> .......

[20:32] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Golden's turn

06[20:32] * Rain_Drop shakes her head "Nu-uh! Matron told me bout your kind your not good for me at all!"

03[20:32] * GreenLight|Succubus is now known as GreenLight|SlimeMonster

[20:32] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 to stabby mic shank shank the cherencubus...WITH HIS DICK

[20:32] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[20:32] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Nono, you are an object

[20:32] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3you can't move

06[20:32] * Cherencubus smirks. "Please. I'll help you..."

03[20:32] * GreenLight|SlimeMonster is now known as GreenLight|FemaleAcid

06[20:33] * GreenLight|FemaleAcid just kinda is there

06[20:33] * Rain_Drop tries to be firm but has problems with the whole cant moving and with wings primed to flap but are stuck

[20:33] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Cherencubus, roll for ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE

06[20:33] * GreenLight|FemaleAcid has no mouth yet he must scream

[20:33] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[Ibs habbdig]

[20:33] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> Hue

06[20:33] * Kirk is kinda glad he wiped himself after the exorcims....

01[20:33] <Cherencubus> !roll d100 WE FATAL NOW

[20:33] <GameServ> 57 == 57

[20:33] <GoldenTouch> >1d100?

[20:33] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> >inb4 anal tearing

[20:33] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[btw, Kirk totally just exorcised demons with his dick]

[20:34] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[just sayin]

[20:34] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> [Pfffttttttt]

[20:34] <Rain_Drop> [why is kek so lewd tonight?]

[20:34] <Able_Tome> [...]

06[20:34] * Kirk sneezes rubbing his nose "I have the strangest feeling someones talking about me..."

[20:34] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere's anus was not prepared, taking 3 damage of the worst kind.

[20:35] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere is heavily wounded

[20:35] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3You can think of the details as graphic as you wish,

[20:35] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere's turn

[20:35] <Kirk> "Oh god...think I am gonna be sick..."

[20:35] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> [btw, Golden just totally raped an incubus.  just sayin]

[20:36] <Rain_Drop> "Um...I think you have a problem Mr. devil man"

[20:36] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[Yes, these are the kinds of stories that this game produces]

06[20:36] * Cherencubus removes himself from the dick and mounts Rain. He charges at the manticore riding upon his newly claimed pegasus and attempts to punch out the beast

06[20:36] * Rain_Drop edges back from the...act of male love

01[20:36] <Cherencubus> !roll d20

[20:36] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[20:36] <Rain_Drop> "What the fuck!?"

06[20:36] * Cherencubus goes too far

[20:36] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> [I'd say~]

06[20:37] * Cherencubus thinks he should just tenderly love the manticore instead

[20:37] <Kirk> "Hey get off that purple pony!"

06[20:37] * GoldenTouch thinks he should tenderly rape the incubus~

[20:38] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Succsefully "dismounting" the Manticore, Chere "mounts" Rain, "charging" into "battle" with her, trying to "punch out" the beast, but only weakly "flails".

[20:38] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Well placed ""s mean everything

[20:38] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Green's turn

06[20:38] * GreenLight|FemaleAcid hopes his viscosity and geoposition allows him to "pool" at the feet of Golden

[20:38] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> !roll 1d20

06[20:38] * Rain_Drop twitches

[20:38] <GameServ> 4 == 4

01[20:38] <Cherencubus> >4

[20:39] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3The puddle of oddly feminine hydrogen donator continues to exude meta magic powers, but otherwise accomlpished little.

[20:39] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Rain's turn

06[20:39] * GreenLight|FemaleAcid is literally a feminine liquid

[20:39] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Yes

01[20:40] <Cherencubus> "You make a fine steed, Rain, but I think we need more control~"

[20:40] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> ["Mommy, what's the difference between a mommy and daddy liquid?~"

[20:40] <GoldenTouch> [HUE]

06[20:40] * GreenLight|FemaleAcid wishes he was a superfluid.  Superfluids are amazing

[20:41] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20 fly into the sky as her anceint ancestor that all pegasi descends from Pegasus and drops Chere on Golden

[20:41] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[20:41] <Honey_Rose> [Well a mommy liquid smells like shrimp, and a daddy liquid smells like not shrimp]

[20:41] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> [hue\

[20:41] <Rain_Drop> [alright Kek wants lewd then]

06[20:41] * Cherencubus smirks. "Looks like you need some breaking in."

[20:42] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[lewd]

06[20:42] * GreenLight|FemaleAcid cannot speak, but if she did she would've spouted out like 20 puns by now

[20:42] <Rain_Drop> "Staaaaahp!"

[20:42] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Rain flies high as her ancestors did, her human ancestors, again collecting evidence for her pet gravity theory.

[20:42] <GoldenTouch> "Purple pony! I will rap-I mean save you!"

06[20:43] * Cherencubus directs Rain and controls her movements with her braid. "Looks like the foul monster is after us again. Quickly! We must flee!"

[20:43] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Kirk's turn

03[20:43] * Honey_Rose is now known as Lucyne

06[20:43] * Cherencubus uses his tail to whip Rain a little to go faster

[20:44] <Able_Tome> [>all these fail attempts at drop kicking]

[20:44] <Able_Tome> [my sides... pls]

[20:44] <Kirk> !roll d20 totally is not stealing this from a show as he holds up his hand and a purple energy bow pops into being from his wrist and draws back a purple energy arrow to nail Cherencubus that flies in the sky on the purple pony

[20:44] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[20:44] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[ikr-9

[20:44] <Able_Tome> [Ahahahaha]

[20:44] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[I don't even]

06[20:45] * Kirk accidently explodes the arrow from his shitty control

[20:45] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> [pfffttttt]

06[20:45] * Cherencubus looks at Kirk's attempt and gets an idea that will have to wait for later.

[20:45] <Rain_Drop> [I..I what come on!]

[20:45] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Kirk is punished for not being lewd by the meta gods, only making him show off his inner nerd in a display of Power Ranger-level acting, without any special affects.

06[20:45] * GreenLight|FemaleAcid is literally a feminine liquid

06[20:46] * GoldenTouch watches as kirk fails at being legolas

[20:46] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3The pasta is quite delicious

[20:46] <Kirk> "Oh come on! Does everything in this place run off sex?"

06[20:46] * Kirk pales

[20:46] <GoldenTouch> "YES"

[20:46] <Kirk> "Oh god I got pulled into CoC didnt I?"

[20:46] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[Kirk does this naked too, he should be a youtube hit ithin the hour]

06[20:47] * Cherencubus directs Rain through the air, using his own wings to ride the updrafts

06[20:47] * Able_Tome is loosing his sides by the minute

[20:47] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> [Feathers needs to drawfag this entire thing]

[20:47] <GoldenTouch> [hue]

[20:47] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[oh god]

[20:47] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3The magical energies affect...

06[20:47] * Rain_Drop neighs unintentionally "Stop pullein on the hair!"

[20:47] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[20:47] <GameServ> 6 == 6

06[20:47] * Rain_Drop shivers again

[20:47] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere!

01[20:47] <Cherencubus> "Oh, sorry."

06[20:48] * GoldenTouch looks at his manticore body and misses his elf body ;_;

[20:48] <Rain_Drop> "Thank you." Rain does a barrel roll

06[20:48] * Cherencubus begins to feel the magic

[20:48] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[20:48] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[20:48] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[20:48] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[20:48] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[20:48] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[20:48] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Turning into a magnificent male lion!

[20:48] <Able_Tome> [what is >3d20 :3]

[20:48] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> [PFFFTTTTTT]

[20:49] <Rain_Drop> "OH FUCK! EEEEEEEK!"

[20:49] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[Able pls, I am a disembodied hand, I literally have no brain or nervous center, give me a break]

[20:49] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Golden's turn!

[20:49] <GoldenTouch> [>Not a bear raping rain]

06[20:49] * Kirk pulls on a british hunters cap "Right its on now chaps!"

06[20:49] * Cherencubus roars out and licks Rain's face

[20:49] <Able_Tome> [manticore on lion action? Fund it]

03[20:49] * Cherencubus is now known as ChrenLion

06[20:50] * GoldenTouch looks at the lion and grins being a furry now...and mounts it PAINFULLY

[20:50] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[20:50] <GameServ> 13 == 13

03[20:50] * ChrenLion is now known as Cherenion

06[20:50] * Rain_Drop is licked and giggles "Oh whoa your..your just like a big ol kitty arent you?"

[20:50] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> [>Not Cherenkov_Lion]

[20:50] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere

[20:50] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Roll for ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE

[20:50] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> my sides

01[20:50] <Cherenion> !roll d100

[20:50] <GameServ> 47 == 47

[20:50] <Arrant[AutismCubes]> [What are you? Snoop Dog?]

06[20:50] * GreenLight|FemaleAcid has no sides because he is a liqud

[20:51] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Your newly formed anus was also, not prepared, giving Rain a once-in-a-lifetime face as you take 2 damage of the worst kind.

06[20:51] * Able_Tome notes that Green is liquid with a slit

[20:51] <GoldenTouch> [Pth]

06[20:51] * Cherenion roars out painfully

[20:51] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere's turn

[20:51] <Rain_Drop> "Oh no whats wrong?"

06[20:52] * Cherenion thinks it's time to stop this rape. He turns to the manticore and goes down in its dick with his mouth. He bites hard.

01[20:52] <Cherenion> !roll d20

06[20:52] * Kirk winces in sympathy "That had to hurt..."

[20:52] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[20:52] <Able_Tome> [Rain... pls... that scene]

[20:52] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> itbegins.jpg

[20:52] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[Arguably best line yet]

[20:52] <Rain_Drop> [?]

[20:53] <Able_Tome> [visually and those words... ibs beautiful]

[20:53] <GoldenTouch> [I just...]

[20:53] <GoldenTouch> [...Hue]

[20:54] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Before your very eyes, a scene so instinctively horrifying happens, every male in a 100mile radius instinctively reaches for their crotch and grimaces.

[20:54] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 36 damage

06[20:54] * GreenLight|FemaleAcid has no limbs yet he must reach

[20:54] <GoldenTouch> [>can I roll for cheren to choke on dick]

[20:54] <Able_Tome> [^]

[20:54] <Kirk> "....jesus christ..."

[20:54] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> [OH LAWD]

[20:54] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[On your turn]

06[20:54] * Cherenion chews on the flesh

[20:54] <GoldenTouch> [:/]

[20:55] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3green's turn

[20:55] <Able_Tome> [>chokes on detached dick]

[20:55] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> !roll 1d20 Defy all laws and preconceived "Notions" about physics, gravity and sapience and Infiltrate Rain lewdly

[20:55] <GameServ> 20 == 20

06[20:55] * GoldenTouch just falls to the ground not saying anything, rolling in pain

[20:55] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> :3

[20:55] <GoldenTouch> PTHTHHTHTHHTHTH

06[20:55] * Cherenion usually doesn't like the taste of dicks, but in this case, like revenge, it's a dish best served raw

[20:55] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[my god]

[20:55] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> I can't

[20:55] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> I just

[20:56] <Able_Tome> [....Green...]

06[20:56] * Rain_Drop stares at the scnec before in shock unaware of whats really going to leave a lot of burning pain that might occur...

[20:56] <Able_Tome> [Kek, pls]

06[20:56] * The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson is, for the first time in all of the history of this game, stumped

06[20:56] * GreenLight|FemaleAcid is laughing so hard right now

[20:56] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> [OH GOD]

[20:56] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> [I... I DID IT]

03[20:56] * Arrant[AutismCubes] is now known as Arrant

[20:56] <GoldenTouch> [....]

[20:56] <Able_Tome> [My fucking sides are getting destroyed...]

[20:57] <Kirk> "Purple pony look out!"

06[20:57] * Kirk gets in the way of the acid goop before it can inflitrate

06[20:57] * Cherenion spits Golden's dick at the acid as well

[20:57] <Rain_Drop> "Huh?"

[20:57] <Able_Tome> [now... which hole...]

[20:57] <Able_Tome> [obviously... :3]

01[20:57] <Cherenion> or at least whatever is left of it

[20:57] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> [My nat 20 says ALL]

[20:58] <Rain_Drop> [Neighing intesifies]

[20:58] <Able_Tome> [prepare your a... everything, Rainy~]

[20:58] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3The insidious liquid breaks all notions of physics, gravity and sapience, acquiring a new purpose as it "infiltrates" Rain in a very lewd fashion, infiltracting all over her, breaking the silly concept of locality to infiltrate all of her, technically having the most lesbian sex with her that could ever exist. Oh and acid so Rain takes 4 damage from acid in terrible, terrible places.

[20:58] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[>tfw can never do that roll justice with my dsfcriptions]

[20:59] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Kirk's turn

[20:59] <Able_Tome> [youtried.jpg]

[20:59] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> ^

06[20:59] * The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson hangs hand in shame

01[20:59] <Cherenion> 3 so rain's turn is skip then?

[20:59] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> [Couldn't expect better]

[20:59] <Kirk> "Oh god oh god...ohgod..."

[20:59] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Oh wait, I mean Rain

[20:59] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3sorry

01[21:00] <Cherenion> 3It's okay

06[21:00] * GreenLight|FemaleAcid is literally defying so many laws right now

[21:01] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> "Well hello!"

[21:01] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20 scream in extreme pain and turns into a ghost pony to phase out the BURNING ACID as well as a few other....fluids. Before landing on Kirk curled in a shivering pile of pone ball

[21:01] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[21:01] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> What

06[21:01] * GreenLight|FemaleAcid don't give a fuck

[21:02] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Rain tries to expulse the burning liquid, but cannot quite break the laws of physics, as she flees back to Kirk, still very infiltrated. She looks a lot more feminine than before.

[21:02] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Kirk's turn

[21:04] <Kirk> "its okay its okay its okay I can fix this.."

[21:04] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[kirk pls]

[21:04] <Kirk> !roll d20 channel the power of the D to purge the evil fluid!

[21:04] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[21:04] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[self ship, it's happening]

[21:04] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> >You stick your dick in acid

01[21:05] <Cherenion> >to be fair, it's diluted somewhat with other.... fluids right now

[21:05] <Rain_Drop> "Help...please...it..its burning me!" Rain cries before Kirk uses what he has learned from his master Descartes to solve the problem

[21:06] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> >Fluid is in Rain

[21:06] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> >Kirk purges fluid with his dick

[21:06] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> ???

[21:06] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> Profit

[21:06] <Rain_Drop> [God quick wasnt even in this adventure and it turned lewd so fast I think I got whiplash!]

[21:08] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Kirk uses his universal tool he uses to seemingly solve all of his problems. Woman not impressed? Use the D. Demonic invasion? Use the D. Acid in lewd places? Use the D. Using the unknown powers of the D, Kirk definitely makes it more bearable, whether that is expulsion, dilution, or stimulation is for the observer to decide. 1 damage from >sticking dick in acid

[21:08] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3His dick seems more feminine somewhat

[21:08] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3The magic continues to affect the group

[21:08] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[21:08] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[21:09] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> YES

[21:09] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Affeacting Green!

[21:09] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Who is inside Rain

06[21:09] * Kirk grits his teeth as he continues applications of the D to ease the pain...

[21:09] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Oh god what

[21:09] <GoldenTouch> [inb4 male acid]

[21:09] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> .......

[21:09] <Rain_Drop> [oh god ohg od

[21:09] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 3d20

[21:09] <GameServ> 18, 16, 19 == 53

[21:09] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3OH GOD

[21:09] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3OH GOD WHY

[21:09] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> ...

01[21:09] <Cherenion> ?

[21:10] <Rain_Drop> [tfw Rain is at 1 hp...]

03[21:10] * Arrant ([email protected]) has left #FourNonCannon

[21:10] <Rain_Drop> [Kirk is at 9 hue]

[21:10] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Male Minotaur Hue

[21:10] <GreenLight|FemaleAcid> PFFTTTTTTT

[21:10] <Rain_Drop> [OH GOD!]

03[21:10] * GreenLight|FemaleAcid is now known as GreenLight|MANOTAUR

[21:10] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3I don't even

[21:10] <Rain_Drop> [....does that mean I am ded?]

01[21:11] <Cherenion> 3Do they combine into some sort of twoheaded monstrosity?

[21:11] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3I have no idea, players decide

01[21:11] <Cherenion> 3Does one of them live instead?

[21:11] <GreenLight|MANOTAUR> !roll 1d20 Kek

[21:11] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[21:11] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Either minotaur reforms outside, is stuck in Rain or something equally horrfifc

[21:11] <GreenLight|MANOTAUR> Rain ded, Kirk lives?

[21:11] <Rain_Drop> [cuz I think thats what that means...or manotaur is wearing a stretchy rain suit....]

06[21:11] * GoldenTouch looks down at his dickless body and decides its no longer worth living.. stabbing himself in the neck with his scorpion tail ending it all

[21:12] <GreenLight|MANOTAUR> [Golden pls]

[21:12] <Rain_Drop> [Oh god Kirk becomes anon in Equestria!]

[21:12] <GoldenTouch> [G2G my friend]

01[21:12] <Cherenion> [later]

[21:12] <GreenLight|MANOTAUR> [Bye Golden!~

[21:12] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Well, horrible, horrible things happen, covering you all in fluffy marshmellow

[21:12] <GreenLight|MANOTAUR> [oh god]

[21:12] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[Bye! The ride was >fun]

[21:12] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Rain is defeated!

06[21:13] * GreenLight|MANOTAUR cries acidic tears

06[21:13] * Cherenion hears an explosion behind him and looks up from his meal. Bits of purple pegasai rain down upon him

[21:13] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere's turn!

[21:13] <GreenLight|MANOTAUR> "Oh God what the fuck"

03[21:13] * Rain_Drop is now known as RainDed

03[21:13] * Lucyne is now known as Honey_Rose

06[21:13] * Cherenion lets out a ferourcious roar at the loss and charges towards the minotaur, ripping and tearing the dick

01[21:14] <Cherenion> !roll d20

[21:14] <GameServ> 4 == 4

06[21:14] * Cherenion is overcome with rage that he cannot see clearly

[21:14] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Cherenion instead bumps into it's leg very ineffectively

06[21:15] * Cherenion comes to a rest as he stumbles and falls besides Kirk.

[21:15] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Green's turn!

[21:15] <GreenLight|MANOTAUR> !roll 1d20 "Grab" Cheren lewdly by the haunches and "Suplex" him into the ground

[21:15] <GameServ> 11 == 11

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02[21:15] * GoldenTouch ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

01[21:15] <Cherenion> [I'm a lion now, Feather! rawr!]

[21:16] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Your attack succeeds, lewd not included.

[21:16] <Feather_Duster> [ duuude ]

[21:16] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere is slammed into the ground, almost dead

01[21:16] <Cherenion> [I was an orc, and then an incubus]

[21:16] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Kirk's turn

[21:16] <GreenLight|MANOTAUR> [I was a succubus, then feminine acid, and now this]

06[21:16] * Kirk stares in horror before indescribable rage settles in on the human and he raises his hand into the air and calls out "Giga Drill!" creating a drill made of purple and yellow energy that spirals madly as he charges at the minoblood for purple pony

[21:16] <Kirk> !roll d20

[21:16] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[21:17] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Kirk's spaghetti floods the entire area, making it slippery terrain!

[21:17] <GreenLight|MANOTAUR> [Cheren, I trust you will greentext this entire ordeal and post it in thread :3]

[21:17] <Feather_Duster> [ -watches the fun- ]

[21:17] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3The magic continues to affect you

[21:17] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 1d20

[21:17] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[21:17] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Affecting everyone!

[21:17] <GreenLight|MANOTAUR> Hue

[21:17] <Kirk> "Ah fuck....damn pasta..."

[21:18] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 3d20

[21:18] <GameServ> 14, 15, 18 == 47

[21:18] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 3d20

[21:18] <GameServ> 19, 2, 11 == 32

06[21:18] * Kirk has leaky pockets...

[21:18] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> !roll 3d20

[21:18] <GameServ> 17, 2, 2 == 21

06[21:18] * Cherenion feels the warp overtaking him

06[21:18] * GreenLight|MANOTAUR feels the heat

06[21:18] * Kirk looks around as magic swirls around him....

[21:19] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3You are over taken by the warp, Chere, Green and Kirk turning into a female pillow, a female half giant and a female elf, respectively

[21:19] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[ohgodiknowhwerethisisgoing]

[21:19] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[kek i don#t even]

[21:19] <GreenLight|MANOTAUR> [What]

06[21:19] * GreenLight|MANOTAUR can't even

[21:19] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[I swear to, I don't...]

03[21:19] * GreenLight|MANOTAUR is now known as GreenLight|FemaleHalfGiant

06[21:19] * Cherenion is now comfy.

06[21:20] * Kirk looks at now her hands and then notices the boobs "Oh come on!"

03[21:20] * Cherenion is now known as Cherenllow

[21:20] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere, your turn

03[21:20] * Kirk is now known as KristyTheElf

[21:20] <Feather_Duster> [ h-how can a pillow be fem...]

01[21:20] <Cherenllow> !roll d20 turn into plushie and summon human form to the field

[21:20] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[21:20] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3[you should have seen the acid]

[21:20] <GreenLight|FemaleHalfGiant> [Same way acid could]

[21:21] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3You are a pillow, you are pretty comfy

[21:21] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Green's turn

06[21:21] * KristyTheElf looks up pointy ears falling down as she stares up up up and up at the half giant "Oh my."

[21:21] <GreenLight|FemaleHalfGiant> !roll 1d20 Literally "Beat" the "Stuffing" out of Cheren

[21:21] <GameServ> 6 == 6

06[21:21] * Cherenllow is a comfy pillow

06[21:22] * GreenLight|FemaleHalfGiant finds this out

[21:22] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3GL "beats" that pillow all right, hard enough to deal one damage, ripping the seems and spilling out the inner pasta filling.

[21:22] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Chere is defeated!

01[21:22] <Cherenllow> awww

[21:22] <GreenLight|FemaleHalfGiant> [pffttttt]

[21:22] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Kirk's turn

[21:23] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Current scene: Two nakes woman bathing in spaghetti

[21:23] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Fade to black anyone?

[21:23] <GreenLight|FemaleHalfGiant> Sure

03[21:23] * Feather_Duster is now known as FeatherDrawing

06[21:23] * KristyTheElf looks around for something to help her in beating the half giant before she gets an idea!

06[21:23] * GreenLight|FemaleHalfGiant shakes Kirk's hand

06[21:24] * KristyTheElf looks at the HUGE hand then at the giants face "Ah...I guess we can try and kill each other mano e mano like civilized people with no tricks?"

06[21:24] * GreenLight|FemaleHalfGiant grunts

06[21:24] * Cherenllow 's stuffing blows into their hair

[21:24] <GreenLight|FemaleHalfGiant> "I must go, my people need me"

[21:24] <GreenLight|FemaleHalfGiant> !roll 1d20 to ascend to the Heavens

[21:24] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[21:24] <KristyTheElf> "Cool well Um Pasta Blast!"

[21:24] <GreenLight|FemaleHalfGiant> !roll 1d20 to ascend to the Heavens

[21:24] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[21:25] <KristyTheElf> !roll d20 use a pasta blast

[21:25] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[21:25] <GreenLight|FemaleHalfGiant> [Bye guys!~

[21:25] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3And so, they ascend to the heavens

[21:25] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3And remember,

[21:25] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 3Don't question the hand

[21:25] <GreenLight|FemaleHalfGiant> K

03[21:25] * Cherenllow is now known as Cherenkov_Light

[21:25] <KristyTheElf> wait what happens tome?!?

[21:25] <The_Hand_Of_The_Late_Dreyson> 31,1Oh god why

[21:25] <GreenLight|FemaleHalfGiant> NOW, IF SOMEONE COULD RECAP THIS WHOLE THING AND POST IT IN THREAD, HUE

02[21:26] * GreenLight|FemaleHalfGiant ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: not it)

[21:26] <KristyTheElf> "No seriesly what am I supposed to do here?!"