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  1. Session Start: Wed Oct 16 17:39:30 2013
  2. Session Ident: #FourCannonPnP
  3. 03[17:39] * Now talking in #FourCannonPnP
  4. 03[17:44] * Al_Classan is now known as Al_Dente
  5. 03[17:44] * Starlight ([email protected]) has joined #FourCannonPnP
  6. 03[17:46] * Curious|mobile ([email protected]) has joined #FourCannonPnP
  7. 03[17:51] * GreenSleeves is now known as GreenSleevesFOOOOOD
  8. 03[17:56] * GoldenTouch ([email protected]) has joined #FourCannonPnP
  9. 03[17:57] * Boris[Mobile] ([email protected]) has joined #FourCannonPnP
  10. [17:57] <GreenHoof> I'm here.
  11. [17:57] <GoldenTouch> did someone say pop pop pop watching niggas drop?
  12. [17:57] <GreenHoof> pop pop pop
  13. [17:58] <GreenHoof> watchin niggas drop
  14. [17:58] <GoldenTouch> U said it!
  15. 03[17:58] * Weathervane[AFK] is now known as Weathervane
  16. 03[17:59] * Cheren is now known as Cherenkov-GM
  17. [18:00] <GoldenTouch> [we starting?]
  18. 01[18:00] <Cherenkov-GM> 3Okay, everyone who's going on the adventure, please post your Race, HP, and equipment
  19. [18:01] <Phoenix_Down> [catacombs quest here? where is the other one gonna be?]
  20. 01[18:01] <Cherenkov-GM> 3probably woods if we overlap times
  21. [18:01] <Curious|mobile> [Zebra, 10/10, sharpened stick]
  22. [18:02] <Ikea> [Unicorn, 10, spear, sword, light mail, bags]
  23. 06[18:02] * Curious|mobile is a poor poor pony
  24. [18:02] <Boris[Mobile]> [Do I post, or are we waiting game]
  25. 01[18:02] <Cherenkov-GM> 3Post
  26. [18:02] <GreenHoof> [Earth, 10/10HP, machete (d8), Crossbow (d8), saddlebags, 4x Pruno, 3x bandages]
  27. 06[18:03] * Ikea mentions to Curious that there are iron spears in the barracks to be borrowed
  28. [18:04] <Boris[Mobile]> [Unicorn 10/10, 1d8 sword, thick coat, saddlebags, torch]
  29. 06[18:04] * Curious|mobile runs to barracks and returns with proper armament
  30. 01[18:05] <Cherenkov-GM> are those d6 or d8 spears, ikea?
  31. [18:05] <Boris[Mobile]> [Hue]
  32. [18:05] <Ikea> Ehh, technically they'd be d8 since they're properly made with proper materials
  33. 03[18:05] * Cherenkov-GM is now known as Cherenkov_Light
  34. 06[18:06] * GoldenTouch does a john madden handoff to curious as he leaves the questing scene *Curious has obtained the sword of the rising sun*
  35. 03[18:06] * Cherenkov_Light is now known as CherenkovGM
  36. [18:06] <Ikea> could add a -1 to dmg to encourage people to get their own gear, though... Gm's discretion
  37. [18:08] <Alerderna|SemiAFK> [Batp0ne stronk, 10/10 HP, Iron Spear 1d8, muh batp0ne teeth 1d4, Saddlebags, a sprig of lavender for some reason, and the head of John Madden. hue. I jest that one.]
  38. [18:08] <Curious|mobile> [Wait youre giving me your sword?]
  39. 03[18:08] * Alerderna|SemiAFK is now known as Alerderna
  40. [18:08] <Alerderna> [Oya, Pruno too.]
  41. [18:08] <Alerderna> [One jar of eet]
  42. [18:09] <GoldenTouch> *Curious has obtained the sword in...this pic*
  43. [18:09] <GoldenTouch> http://imgur.com/hPlWFAs
  44. 06[18:11] * Curious|mobile tears up a bit at presentation of glorious cold steel
  45. [18:11] <Phoenix_Down> [you lettin curious borrow the blade of the rising sun?]
  46. 06[18:12] * GoldenTouch hopes curious will appreaciate the love gone into it, the countless kills its provided for golden and phoenix
  47. [18:13] <Alerderna> [I's still gunna be popping in and out, keeping an eye on the stews.]
  48. 01[18:13] <CherenkovGM> 3It is a bright sunny day as you meetup outside the inn.  Some clouds dot the sky, but other than that, the crisp autumn air feels good after working all day. Ikea has the map given to him by Cherenkov earlier, after some teasing, and was suggested to explore one of the many passageways still yet unexplored in the catacombs.
  49. [18:14] <GreenHoof> "So... we're going back to the catacombs, eh? It's been a while..."
  50. 06[18:14] * Alerderna just plain 'ol sat outside of the Inn, swiggin' away at his jar of Pruno, spear firmly in the weird grasp as well.
  51. 06[18:15] * GreenHoof trots up to Aler "Hey... where'd you get that pruno?"
  52. [18:15] <Ikea> "Mhmm... It'll be nice to get more use from it..."
  53. 06[18:15] * Curious|mobile snugly straps goldens sword in place "what was it like before?"
  54. 06[18:15] * Boris[Mobile] does some stretches, enjoying the nice day out
  55. 06[18:16] * Ikea looks up "Hmm? oh, Cockatrixes, giant cockroaches, umberhulks... heh, fun times..."
  56. 06[18:17] * GreenHoof smiles at Ikea "The good ol' days."
  57. 06[18:17] * Alerderna wiggled his nose slightly. "From Al. Kind bloke gave me a crate of it. One the I.O.U. basis for payback."
  58. 01[18:18] <CherenkovGM> 3Some slacking birds chirp in the air
  59. [18:19] <Curious|mobile> "Oh well if thats all, then this should go swimmingly"
  60. 03[18:19] * GoldenTouch ([email protected]) has left #FourCannonPnP (Once you know what it is you want to be true, instinct is a very useful device for enabling you to know that it is)
  61. [18:19] <GreenHoof> "Quicksilver got nearly petrified a couple of times, I remember."
  62. 06[18:20] * Curious|mobile mimics bird tune
  63. 06[18:20] * Ikea looks off in the distance "mmm... wonder if she's gotten over that by now..."
  64. 06[18:22] * GreenHoof sighs and shakes his head "Yeah... I think a lot more has happened to her since then. To all of us."
  65. [18:22] <Ikea> "Yeah... Anyway, enough remembrance. Shall we?"
  66. 02[18:23] * Class_Tide ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 182 seconds)
  67. 06[18:23] * Ikea starts leading off towards the catacomb entrance and the Vault within
  68. 06[18:23] * GreenHoof nods and follows Ikea
  69. [18:24] <GreenHoof> "Lessgo, fgts."
  70. 06[18:24] * Alerderna took one last swig from >dat Pruno before stashing it away yet again in them trusty 'ol Saddlebags. He brought his trap arse up yet again, grabbed his spear and followed the Swedep0ne
  71. 06[18:24] * Curious|mobile wonders why booze couldnt come along, then follows ikea towards the catacombs
  72. 01[18:27] <CherenkovGM> 3You make your way through the woods to the catacombs entrance. The fresh air is still a lot cleaner than what you were ever used too back on earth.  It's something that still amazes new arrivals to this day.  The forest is peaceful and a few squirrells can be seen storing their nuts for the winter.
  73. 06[18:28] * GreenHoof looks upon the catacombs entrance. He hasn't been here since before Lucyne "died"
  74. [18:30] <Curious|mobile> "Well lets get that torch lit while we still have the tinder out here"
  75. 06[18:31] * GreenHoof nods "Aye."
  76. 06[18:31] * Alerderna looked around, almost ready to dive head first into the fray. "Hmm... Should I go first, actually?"
  77. 06[18:31] * GreenHoof starts rummaging around for some tinder
  78. 03[18:31] * Away_Tide is now known as High_Tide
  79. 06[18:31] * Ikea scoffs "Torch? Please... We magic"
  80. 06[18:31] * GreenHoof gathers tinder for a torch
  81. 06[18:31] * Boris[Mobile] produces his torch
  82. 06[18:32] * GreenHoof rolls his eyes, smiling "Ikea pls. Magical crutch."
  83. [18:32] <Ikea> [roll for horn light?]
  84. 01[18:32] <CherenkovGM> [nope, unless you want to make it bigger]
  85. [18:32] <Ikea> [k]
  86. [18:32] <GreenHoof> "He's got a point. Ikea can give us a light."
  87. 06[18:33] * GreenHoof points a hoof at Ikea "Light 'er up, Squid man."
  88. 06[18:33] * Alerderna shrugged slightly. "Alright, so say we all."
  89. 06[18:34] * Ikea closes his eyes and focuses on his horn, gently bringing the glow to a bright shine
  90. 03[18:35] * GreenSleevesFOOOOOD is now known as GreenSleeves
  91. [18:35] <Ikea> "Alerderna should probably still lead the way, though, once we hit the unknown areas. I figure he's probably got the best perception amongst us"
  92. [18:36] <GreenHoof> [is there still a slot open?]
  93. [18:36] <GreenHoof> [Can GreenSleeves come?]
  94. 02[18:36] * Redlight ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 202 seconds)
  95. [18:36] <GreenSleeves> [You what?]
  96. 01[18:36] <CherenkovGM> [depends on how fast sleeves stubby little legs can run]
  97. [18:37] <GreenSleeves> [Very fast.]
  98. 06[18:37] * Alerderna hue's internally. "Alrighty." he said, going to the front of the group. He looked behind him. "Ready to remove possible Kebab guys? hue."
  99. [18:37] <GreenSleeves> [Is that a yes?]
  100. 01[18:37] <CherenkovGM> [if you're coming, post race HP, equipment]
  101. [18:38] <Curious|mobile> "Cant we eat the kebabs instead? Seems like a waste of a skewer to me"
  102. [18:38] <GreenSleeves> [Unicorn, 10/10, saddlebags with 4xbottles of pruno!]
  103. 06[18:38] * Alerderna holds up his Iron Spear and catfaces.
  104. [18:38] <GreenHoof> "We already removed all kebabs."
  105. 06[18:38] * GreenSleeves comes running out of the underbrush screaming. "Beeeeeees!"
  106. [18:38] <Boris[Mobile]> "You what"
  107. [18:38] <Alerderna> "Gotta do this now. Inb4 Underdark fuckers."
  108. 03[18:39] * Hearth ([email protected]) has joined #FourCannonPnP
  109. 06[18:39] * Ikea looks over "ahh... the second stooge arrives..."
  110. 01[18:39] <CherenkovGM> 3They're actually black and yellow butterflies weaving around his hair
  111. 06[18:39] * GreenSleeves stumbles and aimlessly swats about with his hooves, screaming slowly dying down.
  112. 06[18:40] * Alerderna just stares at Sleeves with a 'nigger the fuck you doing' face.
  113. [18:40] <GreenSleeves> "Huh.... not bees."
  114. [18:40] <GreenHoof> "Sleeves pls!!!"
  115. [18:40] <GreenHoof> "What're you doing here?"
  116. [18:40] <Boris[Mobile]> "Sleeves you may need glasses..."
  117. 01[18:41] <CherenkovGM> 3The butterflies weave too and fro, and one lands on the tip of his horn
  118. [18:41] <GreenSleeves> "Well there were these bees, and then I was running, and then.... what are /you/ doing here?"
  119. 06[18:41] * GreenSleeves looks at the assembled group, confused.
  120. [18:42] <Ikea> "We're heading down the catacombs to explore some of the uncharted areas"
  121. [18:42] <GreenHoof> "Just felt like exploring the catacombs again."
  122. [18:42] <GreenHoof> "Come on, fgt."
  123. 06[18:43] * GreenSleeves salutes to the group. "Fuck yes, Lead on!"
  124. 06[18:44] * GreenSleeves inserts himself into the group, crossing his eyes upwards to look at the butterfly on his horn.
  125. 06[18:44] * Alerderna shrugged slightly. "Alrighty, we all good?"
  126. 06[18:44] * Ikea notes the Green one's lack of armament "ehh... travelling light, are we?"
  127. 01[18:45] <CherenkovGM> 1,1[you did not genuflect. the butterfly transforms into a dragon and eats you gg no reroll] 3The butterfly flaps its wings slowly and still rests on the horn.
  128. 06[18:45] * GreenSleeves shifts his rump slightly, making the bottles of pruno in his saddlebags clink against each other. "This is for more than drinking, you know."
  129. 06[18:46] * GreenHoof takes his machete off his side and hands it to Sleeves "Here. You need to arm yourself, man. It's dangerous out here."
  130. [18:46] <GreenSleeves> "Hoof please, then what will /you/ do?"
  131. 06[18:46] * GreenSleeves shakes his head, trying to get rid of the butterfly.
  132. 06[18:46] * GreenHoof points to the crossbow on his back "I still have muh crossbow."
  133. 01[18:47] <CherenkovGM> 3The butterfly flys off and leaves
  134. 06[18:47] * GreenSleeves takes the machette, sliding it into his saddlebags. "Fine then."
  135. 06[18:48] * GreenHoof takes the crossbow and leaves it hanging around his neck, at the ready
  136. [18:48] <GreenSleeves> [The butterfly was the soltution to the quest, GG guys]
  137. 06[18:48] * Ikea rolls his eyes and levitates his sword to Sleeves "I have a spare, Hoof you should keep a sidearm if you get engaged in melee"
  138. [18:48] <Boris[Mobile]> [lel]
  139. [18:49] <GreenHoof> "Eh, that's alright Ikea. I'm not much of a fan of blades, to be honest. I'm a rifleman at heart."
  140. [18:49] <GreenSleeves> "How would I even carry a sword, anyway?"
  141. 01[18:49] <CherenkovGM> 3>fan of blades. 10THE PARTY TAKES ONE PUN DAMAGE.
  142. [18:50] <GreenHoof> [Cheren PLS!!!!]
  143. 01[18:50] <CherenkovGM> [3lel]
  144. [18:50] <GreenHoof> "Lessgo!!!!"
  145. [18:51] <Ikea> [why are we all getting punished for Hoof's transgressions!]
  146. 06[18:51] * Alerderna sighed slightly, waiting for Ikea to start up his magical torch thing again.
  147. 06[18:51] * Ikea shrugs and retracts his sword "Oh well, suit yourself. Cave, ho!"
  148. 01[18:52] <CherenkovGM> [3>pun1ished? 10Oh, my dear Ikea....1]
  149. 06[18:52] * Alerderna shrugged yet again and slowly trotted into the cave entrance, ready for dat spelunking.
  150. 01[18:53] <CherenkovGM> 3The party starts heading down into the cave, the passages twisting and weaving. Pretty soon, Alderna hears some bats up ahead with his ears.
  151. 02[18:54] * Boris[Mobile] ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com ))
  152. [18:55] <Boris[Ronin]> [Aight then]
  153. 06[18:55] * Alerderna raised his noggin up slightly, ears at attention. "Huh... Ah well, not so unexpected, I guess..." he mumbled, continuing onwards. "Though..." he looked behind him. "There's tinybats up ahead guys, be wary though. There maybe a biggun."
  154. 01[18:56] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20
  155. [18:56] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  156. [18:56] <Ikea> "Nah, they're harmless, just stay calm or we'll turn into a spiral of fear..."
  157. 01[18:56] <CherenkovGM> 3Some wind from upahead brings the scent of fruit along with it.
  158. 06[18:57] * GreenSleeves sniffs at the air, then frowns.
  159. 06[18:57] * Alerderna pfft's externally. "Pls. Even though I'm a bathorse now, I still liked Bat's back h-" he cut himself off, catching a good 'ol scent of fruit. "...Hmm? Is that..." he continued onward, hoping to follow his nose.
  160. [18:57] <Alerderna> [c-can I roll to identify mangoes?]
  161. [18:57] <GreenHoof> "In before fruit bats."
  162. 01[18:57] <CherenkovGM> [you can roll to try and identify the scent, sure]
  163. 06[18:57] * Alerderna hue'd internally at Hoof's comment
  164. [18:58] <Alerderna> !roll d20 pls
  165. [18:58] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  166. [18:58] <Alerderna> [based batp0ne nose is a go]
  167. 01[18:59] <CherenkovGM> 3Your sense of smell detects various kinds of fruit, almost a perfume of orchirds, but no mangos.
  168. [19:00] <GreenHoof> "Such fruit wow."
  169. 06[19:00] * Alerderna continued onward to wherever the hell the origin of the smell was. Shame that on the mango thing. "Mmmm..." is all he could let out. "Smells like... A multitude of fruits..."
  170. 06[19:00] * Curious|mobile watches als movements "What is it, what do smell?"
  171. 01[19:00] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20
  172. [19:00] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  173. [19:00] <Boris[Ronin]> "What is it, Scooby?"
  174. [19:01] <GreenSleeves> "Reminds me of that sickly sweet smell corpses give off just before they go ripe..."
  175. 06[19:01] * Ikea rolls his eyes at the newbies' sense of wonder at the bat colony as he dampens the light and keeps walking
  176. 06[19:01] * GreenHoof looks at Sleeves, an expression of disgust and curiousity on his face
  177. 06[19:02] * GreenSleeves doesn't notice Hoof, and is actually smiling.
  178. 06[19:02] * Alerderna chuckled slightly. "Hey... Could be more stuff to make Pruno, with."
  179. 01[19:02] <CherenkovGM> 3You come upon a proper cave, and a lot of rustling can be heard from above.
  180. 01[19:02] <CherenkovGM> 3The scent of fruit is strong here.
  181. [19:03] <GreenSleeves> "Okay, yep, maybe not a corpse."
  182. 06[19:03] * Alerderna felt his ears twitch massively. He looked on upwards. WHAT DO MY BATP0NE EYES SEE?!
  183. [19:03] <GreenHoof> "Now why the fuck would there be fruit growing in a cave?"
  184. [19:03] <Ikea> "Now, Stay calm, or you'll scare them..."
  185. 06[19:04] * GreenHoof holds his crossbow close, trying to adjust his eyes to the darkness
  186. [19:04] <Ikea> "And if they get scared, they'll swarm and everyone will freak out even more"
  187. [19:04] <Ikea> "and before long we'll have people falling down random holes"
  188. 01[19:04] <CherenkovGM> 3Alerderna sees fruit bats. Lots of fruit bats. The ground is littered with guano. Roll, Alerderna.
  189. [19:04] <Curious|mobile> [Rustling...so thousands of bats are just just finding out about twilicorn huh?]
  190. [19:04] <Alerderna> !roll d20 I guess.
  191. [19:04] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  192. [19:05] <Alerderna> [/Rimshot, Curious.]
  193. 01[19:05] <CherenkovGM> 3Thankfully, they just seem annoyed at your prescece in their cave. Of course you can't tell this, but it seems like they're trying to be pidgeons for Nightmare Night and tries to drop some guano on the bat pony. It misses.
  194. 06[19:06] * Alerderna got all scrunchy faced. He let out a bit of his own crass bat-chatter about the guano.
  195. 01[19:06] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20
  196. [19:06] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  197. [19:06] <Boris[Ronin]> [Sing to them the song of your people]
  198. 06[19:07] * GreenSleeves whispers to Hoof. "Skree Skree, motherfucker."
  199. 01[19:07] <CherenkovGM> 3They chatter back angrily. You don't understand each other, but you can really sense the emotion behind their chirping.
  200. 06[19:07] * GreenHoof giggles
  201. 06[19:08] * GreenHoof aims his crossbow up at the bats, giggling "Gimmie all your money, faggots."
  202. 06[19:08] * Boris[Ronin] wonders if those retard helmets are coming in any time soon
  203. [19:08] <GreenSleeves> "Hoof, please."
  204. 06[19:08] * Curious|mobile waits for the guano rain to fall on hoof
  205. 06[19:08] * Alerderna sighed slightly. "Hoof, I sware..." he mumbled. "I will punch you in the taint..."
  206. [19:09] <GreenSleeves> "Maybe he likes fisting..."
  207. [19:09] <GreenHoof> "The taint?"
  208. 06[19:09] * Alerderna gave Sleeves the 'pls' face.
  209. 01[19:09] <CherenkovGM> 3If anything, it might be a good place to begin exploring. There are a lot of holes.
  210. [19:09] <GreenHoof> "Like, the area in between my balls and asshole?"
  211. [19:09] <Alerderna> “Yes, that.”
  212. [19:09] <Alerderna> [”””]
  213. [19:09] <Alerderna> [wat the shit]
  214. [19:10] <Boris[Ronin]> [Wat]
  215. [19:10] <Alerderna> [""]
  216. [19:10] <Alerderna> [dahr]
  217. 01[19:10] <CherenkovGM> 3Of course you can always explore Hoof's hole~
  218. 06[19:10] * Curious|mobile rolls eyes and looks around for loot
  219. 06[19:10] * GreenHoof starts looking around
  220. 06[19:10] * GreenSleeves scans the walls of the room with his not bat pone eyes.
  221. [19:10] <GreenSleeves> [I've been there, Chere, it was a pretty shitty experience.]
  222. 06[19:10] * Alerderna sighed yet again. "Just... Try to avoid taking the fruit, guys... Let the other bats have it..." he said before looking around aswell.
  223. [19:11] <Alerderna> [SLEEVES PLS]
  224. [19:11] <Alerderna> [SUNGLASSES]
  225. 03[19:11] * Booze_Hound ([email protected]) has joined #FourCannonPnP
  226. [19:11] <GreenHoof> [Sleeves... are you implying you didn't enjoy my asshole?]
  227. [19:12] <Boris[Ronin]> [HUE]
  228. [19:12] <Alerderna> [Not anymore, now that he's in a straight ship.]
  229. [19:12] <GreenSleeves> [Never in a million years, Hoof.]
  230. 01[19:12] <CherenkovGM> 3Curious seses a lot of guano on the floor. Many holes have been made, as was done from past expeditions in the cave.
  231. [19:13] <GreenSleeves> [I loooooved your asshole]
  232. 03[19:13] * High_Tide is now known as Away_Tide
  233. 01[19:13] <CherenkovGM> 3btw, booze, post race, hp, and equipment
  234. 06[19:13] * Booze_Hound comes running in behind everyone
  235. 01[19:14] <CherenkovGM> 3This startles the bats and they swarm the party
  236. [19:14] <Boris[Ronin]> [gg no re]
  237. [19:14] <GreenSleeves> [Booze!]
  238. 01[19:14] <CherenkovGM> 3hundreds of fruitbats screech and flap around the party
  239. [19:14] <GreenHoof> "F-fuckkkk!!!"
  240. 06[19:15] * Ikea sighs and speaks with no emotion "Oh, joy..." as he drops to the floor, making himself as flat as possible
  241. 06[19:15] * Alerderna screamed internally. "Mother fuck... Just hit the deck! I know it's gross but do it!" he exclamated, hunkering down.
  242. [19:15] <Booze_Hound> [earth, 10/10, 1d8 sword, firestarter, molotov X2, pick ax, +2 ac armor]
  243. 06[19:15] * Curious|mobile unsheathes sword and backs into a cubby hole
  244. 06[19:15] * Boris[Ronin] starts looking around nervously 1"This is just a bundle of fun..."
  245. [19:15] <Booze_Hound> [reinforced leather armor]
  246. 06[19:16] * Booze_Hound catches up to the group
  247. 06[19:16] * GreenSleeves drops to the guano-covered floor.
  248. [19:16] <Ikea> [>+ 2AC| Reinforced with what?!]
  249. 01[19:16] <CherenkovGM> 3Roll curious. The bats get in Boris's mane and knocks Booze down as they fleee.
  250. [19:17] <Curious|mobile> !roll d20
  251. [19:17] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  252. [19:17] <Booze_Hound> [leather armor, reinforced]
  253. [19:17] <Boris[Ronin]> [Booze]
  254. [19:17] <Boris[Ronin]> [Reinforced with what]
  255. [19:17] <Booze_Hound> "bah,motherfuckingbats"
  256. [19:17] <Booze_Hound> [leather]
  257. [19:17] <Booze_Hound> [thick]
  258. [19:17] <Curious|mobile> The blood of his enemies]
  259. 01[19:18] <CherenkovGM> 3The bats swarm around Curious but mostly leave him alone as they fly upwards to another cave high above
  260. 06[19:18] * Boris[Ronin] sighs, shaking his head a bit 1"It's the kayaking trip all over again..."
  261. 06[19:18] * Booze_Hound is trying to swat the bats as they pass him
  262. [19:18] <GreenHoof> [Curious is female, right?]
  263. 01[19:19] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20
  264. [19:19] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  265. [19:19] <Ikea> [huh... pretty sure that doesn't nake +2ac...]
  266. [19:19] <Ikea> [make*]
  267. [19:19] <Curious|mobile> [Yes]
  268. [19:19] <Booze_Hound> [leather armor + 10 lbs of leather]
  269. [19:20] <Ikea> [you realize that the only +2ac armour we have is a suit of scaled mail, yeah?]
  270. 01[19:20] <CherenkovGM> 3Some bats try to attack booze, but they miss [it... hmmm... I'll work with something, since right now that puts it up with the scale male]
  271. [19:20] <Booze_Hound> [no i didn't]
  272. 06[19:20] * Alerderna let out his own very displeased skreskrebatp0nechitterskree's whilst hunkered down.
  273. 06[19:20] * GreenHoof swats at the bats
  274. [19:21] <GreenHoof> "Aler! Do something about your kin here!"
  275. 01[19:21] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20
  276. [19:21] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  277. [19:21] <Ikea> [yeah... armour is so nerfed it's just silly...]
  278. [19:21] <Alerderna> [scared.jpg]
  279. [19:21] <Booze_Hound> [shouldn't srmor do damage reduction?]
  280. 01[19:21] <CherenkovGM> 3The bats seem scared off by Hoof's swatting. Maybe they don't like the color green.
  281. [19:21] <Booze_Hound> armor*
  282. [19:22] <Alerderna> [brb]
  283. [19:22] <GreenSleeves> [Cher pls!]
  284. [19:22] <GreenHoof> [if that's the case they wouldn't like Lucyne or Cheren either~]
  285. 01[19:22] <CherenkovGM> 3Hoof does get covered in guano though. He is used to it being a dirty mud pony and all.
  286. [19:22] <Ikea> [probably, but the pnp system is mostly based on d20, where armour is ac]
  287. [19:23] <GreenHoof> [CHEREN PLSSSSSS]
  288. 01[19:23] <CherenkovGM> [3You wish to taunt the GM even more?1]
  289. [19:24] <Ikea> [but taunting the GM is fuuuunn ]
  290. [19:24] <Ikea> [~]
  291. 06[19:24] * Curious|mobile watches the last bat flit away "well booze, thats was one hell of an entrance"
  292. 06[19:24] * GreenSleeves looks up from the ground, whispering to no one in particular. "Are they gone?"
  293. 01[19:24] <CherenkovGM> 3The cave is silent.
  294. 06[19:24] * Booze_Hound gets up and dusts off his armor
  295. [19:24] <Boris[Ronin]> "Some might have decided to make a summer home in my hair..."
  296. 06[19:24] * Booze_Hound walks up to curious "you can say that again"
  297. [19:25] <GreenHoof> "They're gone."
  298. 06[19:25] * GreenHoof slings the crossbow back around his neck in the one-point position again
  299. 06[19:25] * GreenSleeves stands up, letting out a sigh of relief. "Pffew."
  300. [19:26] <Alerderna> [back]
  301. 06[19:27] * Alerderna slowly creeped his way back to a standing position. "For fucks sake, Booze..." he mumbled.
  302. 06[19:27] * Ikea gets up and starts tking his coat clean from guano "And -that-'s why you don't startle the bats..."
  303. 06[19:27] * Booze_Hound nuzzles curious "so how you doing?"
  304. 03[19:27] * Class_Tide ([email protected]) has joined #FourCannonPnP
  305. 01[19:29] <CherenkovGM> [ http://24.media.tumblr.com/84c8215ba7ccfe393314f0cd3c7a0fda/tumblr_mqm1lvLPgV1qzax1xo1_1280.png booze's method of upgrading, btw. hue]
  306. 06[19:29] * Boris[Ronin] looks at them all 1"I don't suppose we have any spare water with us, do we..."
  307. [19:30] <Boris[Ronin]> [huehuehue]
  308. [19:30] <Booze_Hound> [YES]
  309. 06[19:30] * Alerderna shooked his head. "No, just Prun-oh..." he realized it was the Slav. "Heya Boris..."
  310. 06[19:31] * Boris[Ronin] gives Ale a quick glance 1"Heyo."
  311. [19:31] <Alerderna> [awkwardness intensifies]
  312. 01[19:31] <CherenkovGM> 3Whenver you're ready to continue, pick one of the many many holes in the ground to explore, or one of the several passageways.
  313. 06[19:31] * Curious|mobile reciprocates the nuzzle and grins widely "well considering im not hoof, id say pretty good"
  314. [19:32] <Alerderna> [c-can I bat-chatter down one for the sole purpouse of echo-location?]
  315. 06[19:32] * GreenSleeves chuckles. "Hey Hoof, you having a shitty day?"
  316. 06[19:32] * Ikea looks around "sooo... anyone brought rope?"
  317. [19:33] <GreenSleeves> "Why, wanna get kinky?~"
  318. 06[19:33] * GreenSleeves laughs.
  319. [19:33] <GreenHoof> "Hue."
  320. 06[19:33] * Alerderna scampered over to one of the holes to avoid a noodley situation. He looked down it, and attempted his echo-location shenanigans in hope to at least get a grasp of what's in there. Roll, right?
  321. 01[19:34] <CherenkovGM> 3sure
  322. [19:34] <Alerderna> !roll d20 Kek blesses me.
  323. [19:34] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  324. [19:34] <Alerderna> [or not...;-;]
  325. [19:34] <GreenHoof> "And nah, I'm good, Sleeves, why?"
  326. 06[19:35] * Alerderna sighed slightly at his futile attempt. Dayum he's gunna need more training.
  327. 06[19:35] * GreenSleeves narrows his eyes at Hoof. "You're covered in bat shit."
  328. 01[19:35] <CherenkovGM> 3Alerderna lets out a screech but cannot detect anything. If he had any bats in is lineage, they would be disappointed, but as since he is a human trapped in a bat pony body, he is safe from their wrath.
  329. 06[19:36] * GreenHoof laughs
  330. 06[19:36] * GreenHoof licks some of the shit off his hoof
  331. [19:36] <GreenSleeves> [WHAT!]
  332. [19:36] <GreenHoof> "Yum~"
  333. [19:36] <Boris[Ronin]> "I'm sorry"
  334. 06[19:36] * GreenSleeves stares at Hoof, dumbfounded.
  335. [19:36] <Boris[Ronin]> "But what the hell"
  336. 06[19:36] * GreenHoof laughs maniacally
  337. [19:36] <Boris[Ronin]> [>inb4 Hoof dies of dysentery]
  338. 06[19:36] * Booze_Hound has a look of 'u wot m8?'
  339. 06[19:37] * Curious|mobile remembers the nature documentaries where bat guano contained flesh eating bacteria
  340. 06[19:37] * GreenHoof just doesn't give a fuck anymore
  341. 06[19:37] * GreenHoof is Sonic OC tier
  342. [19:37] <GreenSleeves> [If anything we'll die from botulism from a bad batch of pruno eventually]
  343. [19:38] <Al_Dente> 1,1[[ inb4 ic scat fetihs ]]
  344. [19:38] <Boris[Ronin]> [be rite-o back]
  345. 01[19:39] <CherenkovGM> 3A breeze from an unexplored side passage seems to beckon you deeper.
  346. [19:39] <Booze_Hound> "oh?"
  347. [19:39] <Alerderna> [Uggh, be right back.]
  348. 06[19:39] * Ikea raises the light again "well, most of these holes haven't been explored, so let's start with one of them, no?"
  349. 06[19:40] * Alerderna enters NPC follow mode
  350. 06[19:40] * Booze_Hound looks into the passage
  351. [19:41] <Boris[Ronin]> [Back]
  352. 01[19:41] <CherenkovGM> 3Booze cannot see past the light cast by Ikea's horn.
  353. [19:41] <GreenHoof>  /me nods "Lessgo, squid."
  354. [19:41] <Booze_Hound> "i see....I see.....nothing"
  355. 06[19:42] * Alerderna snaps out of NPC mode. "Here," he went to the front of the group. "Lemme try this again..." he got ready to try some more echo-location shenanigans yet again, with the GM's permission of course hue.
  356. 01[19:42] <CherenkovGM> 3If you really want to
  357. [19:43] <Alerderna> !roll d20 pls
  358. [19:43] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  359. [19:43] <Alerderna> [yeeeyyyy]
  360. 06[19:43] * Alerderna made successful bat-chitter chatter thingys! Yay!
  361. 02[19:44] * Curious|mobile ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: getting on computer)
  362. 01[19:44] <CherenkovGM> 3Alerderna notices that the current passageway is mostly clear upahead and hits a curve, not allowing him to see further.
  363. 03[19:44] * Curious ([email protected]) has joined #FourCannonPnP
  364. [19:44] <Booze_Hound> "anyone mind if i take point?"
  365. 06[19:45] * Alerderna wiggled his nose. "Hmm... Seems to be clear..." he said before continuing onward, taking point despite Booze's question hue.
  366. 06[19:46] * Ikea shrugs and head down behind the bat
  367. 06[19:46] * Booze_Hound falls in line
  368. 06[19:46] * GreenSleeves walks with the group, alongside Hoof.
  369. 01[19:47] <CherenkovGM> 3And so the group follows along the path, hitting to where the path curves. Does Alerderna wish to use echolocate again?
  370. 06[19:47] * Alerderna gets ready for the echo location shenanigans again.
  371. [19:48] <Alerderna> [tho I've learned not to roll until the GM says so kek.]
  372. 03[19:48] * Redlight ([email protected]) has joined #FourCannonPnP
  373. 01[19:48] <CherenkovGM> 3Go ahead
  374. [19:48] <Alerderna> !roll d20 skree skree, mother fucker.
  375. [19:48] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  376. [19:48] <Alerderna> [:c]
  377. 01[19:48] <CherenkovGM> 3Alerderna skrees alright and does nothing but emit LOUD BAT NOISES.
  378. 06[19:49] * Alerderna sighed yet again at yet another failed attempt... Shamefur Dispray...
  379. 06[19:50] * Curious rubs ears from skreeing and presses on
  380. 06[19:50] * Alerderna swallowed his pride and continued onwards, anyways.
  381. 06[19:51] * Booze_Hound falls back next to Curious
  382. 03[19:51] * Quick_PingIfNeeded is now known as Quicksilver
  383. 01[19:53] <CherenkovGM> 3The path opens up into a large cave. The party behind Ikea's light can't see anything beyond his horn light. This seems like a very big cavern indeed. AAlederna, check PM.
  384. 06[19:54] * Alerderna looked around, quite amazed. "Huh..." is all he could let out, not knowing if the others could see it hue.
  385. [19:55] <Booze_Hound> "should we move around the wall and take notes?"
  386. [19:55] <Alerderna> "Hang on... Ikea, kill the light for a second."
  387. 06[19:56] * Ikea blinks "You, wat mate?" shruging "Alright..." and kills the light
  388. [19:56] <Booze_Hound> "and when it comes back on one of us is dead"
  389. [19:57] <Booze_Hound> "but who was phone?"
  390. 06[19:57] * Alerderna snickered slightly. "Doge was phone."
  391. [19:57] <Ikea> "You wanna start a pool? I'm guessing the Zebra\""
  392. 01[19:57] <CherenkovGM> 3The party's eyes slowly adjust to the pitch blackness. Or at least it would be pitch black.  Slowly they start to see what appears to be a night sky all around them. Each of the stars give off a light green glow.
  393. [19:57] <Booze_Hound> "you or curious?"
  394. [19:58] <GreenSleeves> "Waohhh..."
  395. 06[19:58] * Curious sneaks up behind ikea nad batman voice's "then im taking you with me!"
  396. 01[19:58] <CherenkovGM> [ http://youtu.be/DpQQznyXl6k ]
  397. 06[19:58] * Alerderna looked around, being able to see much clearer now. Thank you batp0ne eyes. "You guys see this...? If only Able was here..."
  398. [19:58] <Booze_Hound> "wow"
  399. [19:58] <Booze_Hound> "it's amazing"
  400. 06[19:58] * Boris[Ronin] looks up with wonder 1"Wow, now that's new."
  401. 06[19:59] * Ikea drops his jaw, too shocked to respond to Curious' threat
  402. [19:59] <Boris[Ronin]> [Wait]
  403. [19:59] <Boris[Ronin]> [>Green glow]
  404. [19:59] <GreenSleeves> [;3]
  405. 01[19:59] <CherenkovGM> 3The lights almost seem to twinkle slowly as you look at them.
  406. [20:00] <Boris[Ronin]> [I know there is a bioluminescent animal]
  407. [20:00] <Boris[Ronin]> [Fuck]
  408. [20:00] <Alerderna> [Star Wars Episode 1 pls]
  409. 06[20:01] * Boris[Ronin] tilts his head 1"Wonder what it is, exactly."
  410. 06[20:01] * Curious continues staring trying to look closer
  411. 06[20:01] * Alerderna rubbed his chin slightly. "Hmmm... Who feels like doing an internet?"
  412. 06[20:01] * Booze_Hound touckes the wall
  413. [20:01] <Booze_Hound> touches*
  414. 01[20:02] <CherenkovGM> 3They stay in their place and do not move. The wall does not respond to Booze's touch, but covering up a part of it seems to make the light disappear under his hoof.
  415. [20:02] <GreenHoof> "This... this is weird dude..."
  416. [20:03] <Alerderna> "Inb4 radioactive bats..."
  417. [20:03] <Booze_Hound> "it's pretty"
  418. [20:03] <GreenSleeves> "Inb4 raduim mine."
  419. [20:03] <Ikea> "... luminescent ore?"
  420. 06[20:03] * Alerderna non-cannonly takes this opportunity to rustle everyone's jimmies, in the dark.
  421. 06[20:03] * Curious gets closer to one of the lights trying to see if its rocks or a plant
  422. 06[20:03] * Alerderna cannonly just stood in place, still in amazement hue.
  423. [20:04] <Boris[Ronin]> "Make some good mood lighting, it would."
  424. 06[20:04] * GreenHoof looks at the lights in awe
  425. 01[20:04] <CherenkovGM> 3Roll curious
  426. [20:04] <Curious> !roll d20
  427. [20:04] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  428. 06[20:04] * Alerderna felt around for a stone. He found one and whipped it at one of the lights, just to see what would habben.
  429. 01[20:05] <CherenkovGM> 3Curious stumbles around in the dark away from the rest of the party.
  430. [20:05] <Booze_Hound> "curious?"
  431. 01[20:05] <CherenkovGM> 3Rol, Alerderna
  432. 02[20:05] * Umbra_Electrum[MBP] ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: No route to host)
  433. [20:05] <Alerderna> !roll d20 INTERNET TIME!
  434. [20:05] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  435. [20:05] <Alerderna> [awwr]
  436. [20:06] <Boris[Ronin]> [#Denied]
  437. 01[20:06] <CherenkovGM> !roll d10
  438. [20:06] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  439. 01[20:06] <CherenkovGM> [oh kek, why you do this]
  440. [20:06] <Booze_Hound> "curious  where you at?"
  441. 01[20:06] <CherenkovGM> 3The stone hits Curious upside the head for 1 damage
  442. [20:07] <GreenHoof> "Woah! Curious! You alright?"
  443. [20:07] <GreenSleeves> "Radium glows like this, doesn't it?"
  444. 06[20:07] * Alerderna oops' internally.
  445. 06[20:07] * Booze_Hound rushes to curious "you ok?"
  446. 06[20:07] * Curious knocked out of concentration "SON OF A---FFFFFFFFFFFFF"
  447. [20:08] <Alerderna> [wait]
  448. [20:08] <Alerderna> [>pebble doing d10 dmg]
  449. [20:08] <Boris[Ronin]> [Could be a boulder]
  450. 01[20:08] <CherenkovGM> [not for damage, aler, deteriming who it hit if anyone]
  451. [20:08] <Alerderna> [wat-ing intensifies]
  452. [20:08] <Alerderna> [o.]
  453. [20:08] <Alerderna> [If it was a boulder I wouldn't be able to throw it hue.]
  454. 06[20:08] * Booze_Hound kisses spot where she was hit "better?"
  455. 06[20:09] * Alerderna sighed yet again. "Alright... Who's got a pickaxe?"
  456. [20:09] <Booze_Hound> "I do"
  457. 06[20:09] * Curious forgets about the pain "erg--yeah, i'm ok....now"
  458. [20:09] <Alerderna> "Wanna give it a go?"
  459. [20:10] <Booze_Hound> "ya"
  460. 01[20:10] <CherenkovGM> 3Thanks to the shenanigans, you also notice 3 areas where you can goto besides the way you came in.
  461. [20:10] <Booze_Hound> [woot woot]
  462. [20:10] <Booze_Hound> "where's the ore ale?"
  463. [20:11] <Alerderna> "Thwack it at one of the lights, see if you can get something."
  464. [20:11] <Booze_Hound> "i can't see this going wrong"
  465. [20:11] <Booze_Hound> [roll chere?]
  466. 01[20:12] <CherenkovGM> [yes]
  467. [20:12] <Alerderna> [What's the worst that could possibly happen?]
  468. [20:12] <Booze_Hound> [d20 or d20+2 for earth pone]
  469. 01[20:12] <CherenkovGM> [d20+2]
  470. [20:12] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20+2 for minecraft skills
  471. [20:12] <GameServ> (18) + 2 == 20
  472. [20:12] <Boris[Ronin]> [Based untermensch]
  473. 06[20:14] * Booze_Hound takes a mighty swing at the wall
  474. 01[20:14] <CherenkovGM> 3You struggle to mine through the wall to reach the ore.  After a few minutes of work, Booze reaches it and now it shines much brighter.  As he pulls it out, the light begins to dim rapidly.
  475. 06[20:15] * GreenSleeves watches on with interest. "Huh..."
  476. [20:15] <Booze_Hound> "aww, it's faiding fast, it is sensitive to air or light?"
  477. [20:15] <Alerderna> "Huh... Able might know better..."
  478. 06[20:15] * Booze_Hound bags it
  479. [20:15] <Alerderna> "What's in the hole?"
  480. [20:16] <GreenHoof> "Wut."
  481. 06[20:16] * Booze_Hound checks
  482. [20:16] <Curious> "maybe its got something to do with removing it from the wall..."
  483. 01[20:16] <CherenkovGM> 3There is nothing else in the hole.
  484. [20:16] <Booze_Hound> [the hole i mined]
  485. [20:16] <Booze_Hound> "nothing"
  486. [20:16] <Curious> "was it warm at all booze?"
  487. 06[20:17] * Alerderna wiggled his nose yet again. "Alright... Shall we continue onwards, then?"
  488. [20:17] <GreenSleeves> "Onwards, ho!"
  489. [20:18] <Booze_Hound> "nah, it wasn't warm"
  490. [20:18] <Booze_Hound> "so what way?"
  491. [20:18] <Booze_Hound> "we got three"
  492. [20:18] <Alerderna> "Ikea? D'ya mind?"
  493. 06[20:18] * Curious mock suggests "lets split up gang"
  494. 06[20:19] * Ikea lights up "Right-o" and notes the chamber on the map
  495. [20:19] <Booze_Hound> [brb]
  496. 06[20:19] * Alerderna looks around again, forgetting what else there was for cave entrances hue.
  497. 06[20:19] * GreenSleeves looks over Ikea's shoulder at the map, "Watcha got there?"
  498. 01[20:20] <CherenkovGM> [btw you're in a section of the catacombs I did up earlier today. horray for MS paint mapping skills] 3The night sky seems to fade and Ikea feels something tickling his legs in front of him.
  499. [20:20] <Ikea> "a map, Sleev...es... what is that?"
  500. [20:20] <Alerderna> [IDS HABBEDING :DDDDD]
  501. 06[20:20] * Ikea looks down to his front hooves
  502. [20:21] <Booze_Hound> [back]
  503. [20:21] <GreenSleeves> "What's what, numbers?"
  504. 01[20:21] <CherenkovGM> 3Ikea sees a rather large brown insect with long antennae. Those anteannea seem to have brushed up against Ikea's leg.
  505. 06[20:21] * Curious glances up "umm, did the lights just turn off?"
  506. 06[20:22] * Alerderna looks at da bug, rather curiously. "Huh... Also, inb4 murderhobo-ing it."
  507. 06[20:23] * Ikea cocks his head "huh... hello little guy. What are you...?"
  508. [20:23] <GreenHoof> "Awwww is cute~"
  509. 01[20:23] <CherenkovGM> 3It begins climbing up Ikea's leg
  510. 06[20:23] * Boris[Ronin] screams internally
  511. [20:23] <Booze_Hound> "are those toxic?"
  512. [20:23] <Alerderna> [Funfact: When ever Ikea talks IC, I so imagine his swede accent.]
  513. [20:23] <Booze_Hound> [same]
  514. [20:23] <Alerderna> [buh-have you heard Ikea's voice before? hue.]
  515. [20:23] <Boris[Ronin]> "It's quite interested in him."
  516. [20:23] <GreenHoof> [same\
  517. [20:24] <Boris[Ronin]> [>Not imagining people's voices when they talk IC]
  518. 03[20:24] * Nova_AFK ([email protected]) has joined #FourCannonPnP
  519. [20:24] <Alerderna> [Nova pls go]
  520. [20:24] <Nova_AFK> [No, i need to monitor]
  521. 06[20:24] * Curious turns to see the bug "it looks like a radroach! thats awesome!"
  522. [20:24] <Booze_Hound> [what do i sound like in your head boris?]
  523. 06[20:24] * Ikea puts the map back into his bags "You don't look like one of the rustbugs... far too small..."
  524. [20:25] <Boris[Ronin]> [Test]
  525. [20:25] <Boris[Ronin]> [Cher can you repost?]
  526. [20:25] <GreenSleeves> "You think its venomous?"
  527. [20:25] <Ikea> [>implying I have Swedish accent
  528. [20:25] <Boris[Ronin]> [I got the little ping window but the message didn't come across]
  529. [20:25] <Booze_Hound> "could be"
  530. 01[20:25] <CherenkovGM> 3The insect is now on Ikea's back now, and it's slowly work its way towards his head.
  531. [20:25] <Booze_Hound> "i wouldn't risk it"
  532. [20:25] <Booze_Hound> "uhh might want to get it off"
  533. 06[20:25] * Alerderna gets his spear ready, just incase he has to make insect-kebab.
  534. [20:26] <Boris[Ronin]> [I don't know what was said ;~; ]
  535. [20:26] <Curious> "if it is then its best not to move and piss it off, ikea"
  536. 06[20:26] * GreenSleeves looks nervously at the furnature pony. "Ikeaaa...."
  537. [20:26] <GreenHoof> "Yeah... might want to get it off"
  538. 01[20:26] <CherenkovGM> 3This bug is a little smaller than Nova, by the way.
  539. [20:26] <Alerderna> [dayum nigga]
  540. [20:26] <Quicksilver> [is it just as whorish?]
  541. 06[20:26] * Ikea tks the bug off of him and holds it up in front of his face, turning it over and around
  542. [20:26] <Booze_Hound> [i'll ready the molotovs]
  543. [20:26] <Ikea> [>implying that's possible, Quick]
  544. [20:26] <Alerderna> [brilliant idea, booze!]
  545. 01[20:26] <CherenkovGM> 3Roll, Ikea
  546. [20:26] <Ikea> !roll d20
  547. [20:26] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  548. 06[20:27] * Alerderna enters NPC mode for 5 minutes
  549. [20:27] <Redlight> [dost the party have room?]
  550. 01[20:27] <CherenkovGM> 3 Ikea successfully removes it from his body and it struggles to break free
  551. [20:27] <GreenHoof> [hey Enderborn]
  552. 01[20:28] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20
  553. [20:28] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  554. 01[20:28] <CherenkovGM> 3It seems to want to move towards Ikea's horn, but it can't break free right now.
  555. [20:28] <Redlight> [Who's Enderborn?]
  556. [20:29] <Ikea> "Hmmm... is it attracted to the light or the magic...?"
  557. [20:29] <Curious> "it seems to like you ikea"
  558. [20:29] <Boris[Ronin]> "I don't think this is the kind of thing we want to take home."
  559. 06[20:30] * GreenSleeves shudders. "Ughh, bugs..."
  560. 06[20:30] * Ikea looks over at Boris "WHAT!? This is why we made the Vault!"
  561. 06[20:30] * Alerderna snaps out of NPC modo
  562. [20:30] <Boris[Ronin]> "I said home..."
  563. 01[20:30] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 break free little buggy
  564. [20:30] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  565. 02[20:30] * Nova_AFK ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 182 seconds)
  566. [20:31] <Curious> [rev up those mollies...]
  567. 01[20:31] <CherenkovGM> 3It finally breaks free and launches itself towards Ikea. Roll for inits
  568. [20:31] <Alerderna> !roll d20 hoboy
  569. [20:31] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  570. [20:31] <Ikea> !roll d20
  571. [20:31] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  572. [20:31] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  573. [20:31] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  574. [20:31] <Curious> !roll d20
  575. [20:31] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  576. [20:31] <Boris[Ronin]> !roll 1d20 WELL THEN
  577. [20:31] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  578. 01[20:31] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20
  579. [20:31] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  580. [20:31] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  581. [20:31] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  582. [20:31] <Booze_Hound> [launching the molotovs!]
  583. 06[20:31] * Alerderna starts to get HYPE AS FUCK, READY TO MAKE INSECT-KEBABS!
  584. 01[20:32] <CherenkovGM> 3Curious moves first
  585. 06[20:32] * Curious swats it with sword [assuming its on ikea]
  586. 01[20:33] <CherenkovGM> [roll d20]
  587. [20:33] <Curious> !roll d20
  588. [20:33] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  589. 01[20:33] <CherenkovGM> 3Curious misses and swings at nothing. This pony body takes some getting used to. Go Alerderna
  590. 06[20:34] * Alerderna does the spear lunge thingy
  591. [20:34] <Alerderna> !roll d20 MUH INSECT KEBAB
  592. [20:34] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  593. [20:34] <Alerderna> !roll 1d8 gg no re
  594. [20:34] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  595. 01[20:35] <CherenkovGM> 3 The insect's hide is pierced, but it's a tough little one. Some of its insides spurt out and get on Alerderna as he removes the spear. Roll, Sleeves.
  596. [20:35] <Alerderna> [awwr :c]
  597. 06[20:35] * Alerderna shakes his head a good bit, screaming internally from the bug guts.
  598. 06[20:35] * GreenSleeves spins and attempts to buck the insect off of Ikea.
  599. [20:35] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  600. [20:35] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  601. 01[20:36] <CherenkovGM> 3Roll for damage
  602. [20:36] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d4
  603. [20:36] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  604. [20:36] <Alerderna> [noice]
  605. [20:37] <GreenHoof> [fuck sorry was AFK]
  606. 01[20:37] <CherenkovGM> 3Sleeves stomps onto the bug and ends it with a sickening squish.  The juices spray up onto the underside of his belly
  607. 06[20:37] * Alerderna couldn't help but snicker. "Don't use it as a lube."
  608. 06[20:37] * GreenSleeves turns to look at the crushed bug, a tiumphant look on his face. "Ha, ye fucker!"
  609. [20:38] <Curious> "scrape it off, still might be poisonous"
  610. 06[20:38] * GreenSleeves nods. "Yeah, anyone got a rag?"
  611. 06[20:39] * Ikea is slightly disappointed he didn't get to see what the bug was trying...
  612. [20:39] <GreenHoof> "Nah... I don't."
  613. [20:39] <GreenHoof> "We've all got shit all over us."
  614. 06[20:40] * Curious inspects the carapace
  615. 06[20:40] * GreenSleeves tries his best to wipe the bug juice off with his hooves. "Eyuck..."
  616. 01[20:40] <CherenkovGM> 3The bug is most deciddly dead and squished.
  617. 06[20:41] * Alerderna wiggled his nose, not really giving a shit about the bug guts on the rest of him anymore. "I... Think we should carry on. Where there's one..."
  618. 01[20:42] <CherenkovGM> 3 When you decide to carry on, there's three passages to explore besides the one taking you back out. left middle, or right.
  619. 02[20:42] * Class_Tide ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 182 seconds)
  620. [20:42] <GreenHoof> "Right is Right."
  621. [20:42] <Booze_Hound> "right"
  622. 06[20:42] * GreenSleeves points to the right passage. Yep!"
  623. 06[20:43] * Alerderna sighed yet again. He got ready for dat skritterskree yet again, with the GM's permission hue.
  624. 06[20:43] * Ikea makes a mental note to bring the carcass with hims at the end
  625. 06[20:43] * GreenHoof licks some of the juice from under Sleeves' belly sensually~
  626. 01[20:43] <CherenkovGM> [of course]
  627. [20:43] <Alerderna> !roll d20 muh based echo location skillz
  628. [20:43] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  629. [20:43] <Curious> [>might be poisonous]
  630. [20:43] <Alerderna> [KEK PLS]
  631. [20:43] <Curious> [hoof you gon die]
  632. 01[20:44] <CherenkovGM> 3Hoof, roll as well. Again, Alerderna makes bat noises down the cave. That way is deathly silent.
  633. [20:44] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  634. [20:44] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  635. [20:44] <GreenSleeves> "Hoof!"
  636. [20:44] <Alerderna> [RIP in peace, Hoof.]
  637. 01[20:44] <CherenkovGM> 3Hoof begins retching. It tasted bitter.
  638. 06[20:44] * GreenSleeves may or may not have enjoied that.
  639. [20:44] <Alerderna> [Or not hue.]
  640. [20:44] <GreenHoof> "Bleck!!!"
  641. [20:44] <Boris[Ronin]> "We full CoC today."
  642. 06[20:44] * GreenHoof gags
  643. 06[20:45] * Alerderna gave Boris the 'pls' face
  644. [20:45] <GreenHoof> "That didn't taste how I thought it would."
  645. 06[20:45] * GreenSleeves grins at Hoof. "What's wrong, too.... salty?~"
  646. 06[20:45] * Curious facehoofs then stand over by booze at right passage
  647. 06[20:45] * Boris[Ronin] is plsed
  648. [20:45] <Booze_Hound> "wow, it was good knowing you"
  649. 06[20:46] * GreenHoof giggles
  650. 01[20:46] <CherenkovGM> 3After heaving, Hoof is otherwise fine.
  651. [20:46] <Alerderna> "Anyways... Shenanigans aside, we going right?"
  652. [20:46] <Booze_Hound> "ya"
  653. [20:47] <GreenSleeves> "Ye, my leathery-winged friend!"
  654. 06[20:47] * Alerderna nodded. "Alright. Less sucky fucky now. Onwards to Kebab removal!" he exclamated before gonig down the right path apparently.
  655. 06[20:47] * Ikea heads off right "Right!"
  656. 06[20:48] * Booze_Hound goes to the right
  657. 01[20:48] <CherenkovGM> 3You wander down the right passage. It turns sharply and the walls begin to appear white.
  658. 06[20:49] * GreenSleeves taps a wall with his hoof, inspecting it.
  659. 06[20:49] * Alerderna continued onwards, looking at the walls as he did. "...Phosphorous, d'ya think?"
  660. 06[20:49] * GreenHoof watches Sleeves carefully
  661. 01[20:49] <CherenkovGM> 3The wall gives way to the rock below, it feels silky.
  662. 01[20:50] <CherenkovGM> 3the wall, not the rock beneath it.
  663. [20:50] <Booze_Hound> "how flammable is phosphorous?"
  664. [20:50] <Curious> "insanely"
  665. [20:50] <Booze_Hound> "ohhhhh"
  666. [20:50] <Alerderna> "Very very very very."
  667. [20:51] <GreenSleeves> "Oh no.."
  668. 06[20:51] * Booze_Hound tries to take the white stuff thinking it's Phosphorous
  669. [20:51] <GreenSleeves> "This isn't a white wall, it's white stuff ON the wall..."
  670. 06[20:51] * Booze_Hound has a devilish smile on his face
  671. [20:51] <Curious> [guns! take that eqeustria!]
  672. 06[20:51] * GreenSleeves whispers... "Spiders, maybe?..."
  673. [20:51] <Alerderna> [We already have canon black power...]
  674. 01[20:52] <CherenkovGM> [you just had to pick the 3right1passage way didn't you?]3Booze grabs a large patch of the wall as it tears away from his grab.
  675. [20:52] <Boris[Ronin]> "Spider ain't the only creature that can throw up some silks."
  676. 06[20:52] * Booze_Hound looks disappointed that it is isn't Phosphorous
  677. [20:52] <Alerderna> "huehuehue. Maybe it's dried up jizz."
  678. [20:52] <Booze_Hound> "silk worms?"
  679. 06[20:53] * Booze_Hound examines what he took off
  680. [20:53] <GreenHoof> "Semen."
  681. 06[20:53] * GreenSleeves shudders. "Maybe we should go back and pick a different path..."
  682. 06[20:53] * Curious looks at the chunk booze is holding
  683. [20:53] <Booze_Hound> "awww"
  684. 01[20:53] <CherenkovGM> 3The sad thing about people is that they never look up. Booze seems to see a silky material.
  685. [20:53] <Booze_Hound> "this isn't Phosphorous"
  686. 06[20:54] * Booze_Hound bags it anyways
  687. [20:54] <Curious> "umm...yeah. im thinking spiders are on the agenda"
  688. 06[20:54] * GreenSleeves gulps and looks up.
  689. 01[20:54] <CherenkovGM> [ http://youtu.be/177V7wMVuEE ]
  690. 06[20:54] * Alerderna continued onwards, this time fully examaning the area.
  691. [20:54] <GreenHoof> "I-I don't like spiders..."
  692. [20:54] <GreenHoof> "I don't like caves either..."
  693. [20:55] <Booze_Hound> "then why are you here?"
  694. 01[20:55] <CherenkovGM> 3Time for spiders. Three of them are above the party. Alderderna seems to run into the rest.
  695. [20:55] <Ikea> [musical spiders?]
  696. [20:55] <Alerderna> "I like Spiders. Spiders are cool. Except when they wrap me up in a cocoo-ah shit."
  697. [20:55] <Alerderna> [big spiders?]
  698. [20:55] <GreenSleeves> "NOPE NOPE NOPE!"
  699. 06[20:55] * GreenSleeves does the nope dance.
  700. [20:55] <Booze_Hound> "cocoo-ah shit? What's a cocoo-AHH SHIT"
  701. [20:56] <Curious> "oh FUUUUCK"
  702. 01[20:56] <CherenkovGM> [well, not the biggest we've seen, but yeah]
  703. 06[20:56] * Booze_Hound readies blade
  704. 06[20:56] * Booze_Hound has that smile again "bring it!"
  705. 06[20:56] * Alerderna stops finurry and readies his spear to make spider-kebabs.
  706. 01[20:56] <CherenkovGM> 3They begin advancing towards the party. Time for init rolling.
  707. 06[20:56] * GreenSleeves takes out the machette Hoof gave him, still chanting to himself. "...nope nope nope..."
  708. [20:56] <Alerderna> !roll d20 HERE WE GO
  709. [20:56] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  710. [20:56] <Boris[Ronin]> "Fuckin' hell, not again."
  711. [20:56] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  712. 01[20:56] <CherenkovGM> 3I would like to remind that retreating is always an option.
  713. [20:56] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  714. [20:56] <Curious> !roll d20
  715. [20:56] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  716. [20:56] <Ikea> !roll d20
  717. [20:56] <Boris[Ronin]> !roll 1d20
  718. [20:56] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  719. [20:56] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  720. [20:56] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  721. [20:56] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  722. [20:57] <Alerderna> [Retreat? pfft.]
  723. [20:57] <Booze_Hound> [hey boris does it say mine's 18, 8 or 1]
  724. [20:57] <GreenSleeves> [For the record, I said we should leave the SECOND I saw the silky walls]
  725. [20:57] <Alerderna> [Boris got the 18 it seems]
  726. 01[20:57] <CherenkovGM> 3booze got the 18
  727. [20:57] <Boris[Ronin]> [I don kno, it all shows up together]
  728. [20:57] <Curious> [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttackAttackAttack]
  729. [20:57] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  730. [20:57] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  731. 01[20:58] <CherenkovGM> !roll 8d20
  732. [20:58] <GameServ> 4, 17, 5, 6, 10, 17, 1, 18 == 78
  733. [20:58] <Booze_Hound> [i'm not a trope ;_;]
  734. [20:58] <Curious> [and miss spiderkill?]
  735. [20:58] <Boris[Ronin]> [3>8 1Yeah I think we tactical retreat]
  736. [20:58] <Booze_Hound> [well good knowing you]
  737. 01[20:58] <CherenkovGM> 3Booze moves first.
  738. [20:59] <GreenHoof> "I vote for getting the hell outta here."
  739. [20:59] <Booze_Hound> "guys? Fight or run?"
  740. [20:59] <Boris[Ronin]> "Seconded."
  741. [20:59] <Booze_Hound> "Curious, ikea?"
  742. 06[20:59] * Ikea looks up from the map "Hmm? something up?"
  743. [20:59] <Ikea> [>dat 1]
  744. 01[20:59] <CherenkovGM> [lel]
  745. [21:00] <Alerderna> "Booze! Molotov time?!"
  746. [21:00] <Ikea> [>something up]
  747. [21:00] <Ikea> [is that one more pun dmg?]
  748. 06[21:00] * Curious sighs "at least lets get them to a chokepoint. so they dont overrun us"
  749. 01[21:00] <CherenkovGM> 3At this point, 3 behind the party, 5 in front
  750. [21:00] <Booze_Hound> "when we're oput of the cave i'll toss one"
  751. [21:00] <Curious> [oh fuck we have to fight to run anyway]
  752. [21:00] <GreenSleeves> "Yeah, I'm all for leaving!"
  753. [21:01] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20+2 to sword one behind us
  754. [21:01] <GameServ> (3) + 2 == 5
  755. [21:01] <Alerderna> "Fuck that! Use one at the 5!"
  756. 01[21:01] <CherenkovGM> 3Booze swings at nothing and hits the wall, chopping off more silk
  757. 06[21:01] * Booze_Hound grabs and pockets
  758. 01[21:02] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 One of the ones in front goes off and tries to restrain Alderna.
  759. [21:02] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  760. 06[21:02] * Alerderna fillydodges
  761. 01[21:02] <CherenkovGM> 3 It spits its silk and misses.
  762. 01[21:02] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 The one booze tried to attack jumps at him
  763. [21:02] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  764. 01[21:03] <CherenkovGM> !roll d4
  765. [21:03] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  766. [21:03] <Alerderna> [>inb4 poisoned]
  767. [21:03] <Booze_Hound> [8/10]
  768. 01[21:03] <CherenkovGM> 3Its fangs sink into Booze, but he feels no effect besides pain.
  769. [21:03] <Booze_Hound> "AHH"
  770. 01[21:04] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 Another one in front tries to bite Alerderna
  771. [21:04] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  772. [21:04] <Alerderna> [We talkin' Frostbite Spider size?]
  773. [21:04] <Curious> "FUCK OFF CHARLOTTE"
  774. 01[21:04] <CherenkovGM> 3Bat pone got game
  775. [21:04] <Booze_Hound> "hue"
  776. 06[21:04] * Alerderna fillydodges yet again. "BATP0NE STRONK!" he exclamated.
  777. 01[21:04] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 3A third one in front goes for Boris
  778. [21:04] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  779. 01[21:05] <CherenkovGM> !roll d4
  780. [21:05] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  781. [21:05] <Boris[Ronin]> [Well then]
  782. 01[21:05] <CherenkovGM> 3 They seem pissed for destroying their webs
  783. 01[21:05] <CherenkovGM> 3Borris, your rebuttal, please.
  784. [21:05] <Boris[Ronin]> [I'm typing]
  785. 01[21:06] <CherenkovGM> [okay]
  786. 06[21:06] * Boris[Ronin] recoils, holding his off hoof 1"God damn it, if this turns out to be a repeat of before..."
  787. [21:06] <GreenHoof> "Let's get the fuck out."
  788. [21:07] <Curious> [arent we trying? theres 3 in the way]
  789. [21:07] <Boris[Ronin]> [My doge is trying to get me to leave my seat]
  790. [21:08] <Alerderna> [>inb4 Rizon poison]
  791. [21:08] <Booze_Hound> "there are spiders behind us"
  792. [21:08] <Booze_Hound> "everyone back to back, form up"
  793. [21:08] <Curious> [ricin? spiders cant ricin]
  794. 01[21:09] <CherenkovGM> [well, if they're japanese spiders, they could be ricers in their Hondas]
  795. [21:09] <GreenSleeves> [Chere, pls!]
  796. [21:09] <Boris[Ronin]> [pfft]
  797. 06[21:09] * Curious joins formation
  798. [21:09] <Booze_Hound> [ha]
  799. 06[21:09] * Booze_Hound is next to Curious
  800. [21:09] <Alerderna> [===>12 Cheren takes one point of pun damage]
  801. 06[21:10] * CherenkovGM is still waiting for Boris to roll for his move this turn
  802. [21:10] <Boris[Ronin]> [Fucking doge, sorry]
  803. [21:10] <Alerderna> [>owning a doge]
  804. [21:10] <Boris[Ronin]> !roll 1d20 swipe at one of the ones taking our rear
  805. [21:10] <Alerderna> [>20XX]
  806. [21:10] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  807. [21:10] <Boris[Ronin]> [You know what]
  808. [21:10] <Alerderna> [gg no re Boris]
  809. [21:11] <Boris[Ronin]> [I think I'm going to just play with my doge, and leave irc alone]
  810. [21:11] <Alerderna> [ehue.]
  811. 01[21:11] <CherenkovGM> 3Boris trips, falls, takes one point of damage and exposes his blank flank to the spiders.
  812. 06[21:11] * Boris[Ronin] does not have a pillow to bite
  813. [21:11] <Alerderna> [Spider rape time?]
  814. [21:11] <GreenSleeves> [Oh baby~]
  815. [21:11] <Booze_Hound> [>playing with pets]
  816. 01[21:11] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 spider tries to restrain Boris
  817. [21:11] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  818. 01[21:11] <CherenkovGM> [whelp]
  819. [21:11] <Booze_Hound> [what is this? you want to help then?]
  820. [21:12] <Booze_Hound> [you love them?, i'm dissapoint boris]
  821. [21:12] <Curious> [>offer up boris as sacrificial sex partner]
  822. [21:12] <Boris[Ronin]> [Yes, I blame the Jews, they want to kill me for my knowledge of 9/11]
  823. 01[21:12] <CherenkovGM> 3One of Boris's legs is immobilized
  824. 01[21:13] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 The one in the rear goes after Sleeves
  825. [21:13] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  826. [21:13] <Alerderna> [Our turn when?]
  827. 01[21:13] <CherenkovGM> 3 It seems to do a nimle dance. instead
  828. 06[21:13] * Boris[Ronin] struggles against it 1"Fuck me!"
  829. [21:13] <Curious> [dat word choice]
  830. [21:13] <Alerderna> [/me fucks Boris]
  831. 06[21:13] * Boris[Ronin] realizes the poor word choice
  832. 06[21:13] * Boris[Ronin] doesn't care
  833. 01[21:14] <CherenkovGM> [oh shit, i skipped you aler, sorry]
  834. 01[21:14] <CherenkovGM> 3Go
  835. [21:14] <Alerderna> !roll d20 spear stabby stab stab stab
  836. [21:14] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  837. 01[21:14] <CherenkovGM> 3It hits
  838. [21:14] <Alerderna> !roll 1d8 fuck you spiders in front of me
  839. [21:14] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  840. [21:14] <Alerderna> [spider* evun]
  841. 01[21:15] <CherenkovGM> 3 One of the spiders guarding the rear chitters as the spear penetrates its abdomen. Ooze begins to flow from it
  842. 01[21:15] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 last spide in rear attacks ikea
  843. [21:15] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  844. 06[21:15] * Alerderna pulls out da spear and jumps back a bit to leldefensive mode
  845. 01[21:15] <CherenkovGM> !roll d4
  846. [21:15] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  847. [21:15] <GreenHoof> "Why the fuck don't we just leave?!?"
  848. 01[21:15] <CherenkovGM> 3Guess that got his attention
  849. [21:16] <Alerderna> "If you haven't looked around... Weeeeee're kinda surrounded..."
  850. [21:16] <GreenSleeves> [Hoof, there are spiders in the way]
  851. [21:16] <Curious> "we cant theyve got us surrounded"
  852. 01[21:16] <CherenkovGM> 3Your turn, Sleeves
  853. [21:16] <Booze_Hound> "like i said, forn up"
  854. [21:16] <Booze_Hound> form*
  855. 03[21:17] * Glimmer[WearingGlasses] ([email protected]) has joined #FourCannonPnP
  856. 06[21:17] * GreenSleeves takes the machette Hoof gave him and slashes wildly at one of the spiders blocking the partys retreat! "NOPE NOPE NOPE!"
  857. [21:17] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  858. [21:17] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  859. [21:17] <GreenHoof> [they're blocking the way?]
  860. 03[21:17] * Nova_Flux ([email protected]) has joined #FourCannonPnP
  861. [21:17] <Nova_Flux> [Now im back to watch! fucking VPNs]
  862. 01[21:17] <CherenkovGM> 3Sleeves swings wildly and freaks out, but all he does is chop the air. Roll Curious
  863. [21:18] <Curious> !roll d20
  864. [21:18] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  865. 01[21:18] <CherenkovGM> 3Hits! Roll for damage!
  866. [21:18] <Curious> [how much dam does golden's sword do?]
  867. 01[21:18] <CherenkovGM> [d8]
  868. [21:18] <Booze_Hound> [metal or wood?]
  869. [21:18] <Curious> !roll d8
  870. [21:18] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  871. [21:18] <Alerderna> [hue.]
  872. [21:18] <Nova_Flux> [metal if I recall]
  873. [21:18] <Nova_Flux> [iron to be specific]
  874. 01[21:19] <CherenkovGM> 3 Curious slashes at one of the spiders. Finally, Ikea's turn to roll
  875. [21:20] <Alerderna> [waiting intensifies]
  876. [21:20] <GreenHoof> Ikea
  877. [21:20] <GreenHoof> go
  878. [21:20] <Boris[Ronin]> [*Numbers horse has long since died*]
  879. 06[21:20] * Ikea pulls back and forms up with the others, poking a spider along the way
  880. [21:20] <Ikea> !roll d20
  881. [21:20] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  882. [21:20] <Boris[Ronin]> [It's just a love tap]
  883. [21:21] <Alerderna> [Oh you poked it alright.]
  884. 01[21:21] <CherenkovGM> 3And he misses. Ikea really needs to get out more
  885. 01[21:21] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 last spider goes for Sleeves
  886. [21:21] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  887. [21:21] <Alerderna> [huehuehue. I'm eating Zebra Cakes. huehuehue.]
  888. 01[21:21] <CherenkovGM> 3Sleeves is untouchable! Maybe it's the stench of the bug he squished earlier!
  889. 01[21:21] <CherenkovGM> 3NEW ROUND INIT TIME
  890. [21:22] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  891. [21:22] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  892. [21:22] <Alerderna> !roll d20 pls
  893. [21:22] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  894. [21:22] <Ikea> !roll d20
  895. [21:22] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  896. [21:22] <GreenSleeves> [...]
  897. 01[21:22] <CherenkovGM> !roll 8d20
  898. [21:22] <GameServ> 10, 11, 15, 13, 11, 7, 12, 13 == 92
  899. [21:22] <Alerderna> [===> Green has the fear]
  900. [21:22] <Curious> !roll d20
  901. [21:22] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  902. [21:22] <GreenHoof> [>tfw I didn't get to go]
  903. [21:23] <Boris[Ronin]> !roll 1d20 pls
  904. [21:23] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  905. 01[21:23] <CherenkovGM> [shit, sorry, gagghefds roll then hoof]
  906. [21:23] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  907. [21:23] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  908. [21:23] <GreenHoof> !roll d20 to shoot spider in the way
  909. [21:23] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  910. [21:23] <Booze_Hound> [srry piss break]
  911. [21:23] <GreenHoof> +2
  912. [21:23] <GreenHoof> earth pone
  913. [21:23] <GreenHoof> [do I hit?]
  914. 01[21:23] <CherenkovGM> 3Green hits, roll damage, and then roll for your init this round. You greens confuse me'
  915. [21:23] <GreenHoof> !roll d8
  916. [21:23] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  917. [21:24] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  918. [21:24] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  919. [21:24] <Alerderna> ["You greens are all the same to me" - Mariel]
  920. 01[21:24] <CherenkovGM> 3Ikea, start us off this round
  921. [21:24] <Alerderna> [...Didn't I roll the 18 first? Meh. What evs.]
  922. 02[21:25] * Glimmer[WearingGlasses] ([email protected]) Quit
  923. 01[21:25] <CherenkovGM> 3Alderderna can roll too, let's see who gets their attack in first.
  924. [21:25] <Booze_Hound> [tag team]
  925. [21:25] <Alerderna> !roll d20 stabbystabstabstab
  926. [21:25] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  927. [21:25] <Alerderna> !roll 1d8 gg no re, spider I hit before.
  928. [21:25] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  929. 01[21:25] <CherenkovGM> 3Mr. Stabby
  930. [21:26] <Ikea> !roll d20 animal empathy?
  931. [21:26] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  932. [21:26] <Ikea> [no animal empathy...]
  933. [21:26] <Alerderna> [Ikea pls]
  934. 01[21:26] <CherenkovGM> 3One down, two to go. Arachnids are not animals, ikea.
  935. [21:26] <Alerderna> [Now's not the time for Empathy]
  936. [21:26] <Alerderna> [It's the time for murderhobo.]
  937. [21:26] <Ikea> [>arachnids are not animals]
  938. [21:26] <Ikea> [... you wat?]
  939. 01[21:26] <CherenkovGM> 3Meanwhile I leave Ikea's jimmies rustled, it is now Curious's turn
  940. [21:26] <Curious> [theyre minerals marie]
  941. [21:27] <Ikea> [agjöbksdbnjlkäöhadgfhlkoiäjkoiäp¨l''aegrjuoip¨']
  942. [21:27] <Boris[Ronin]> [I'm sorry what]
  943. 01[21:27] <CherenkovGM> [no idea, curious roll for attack]
  944. [21:28] <Curious> !roll d20 blood for rising sun
  945. [21:28] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  946. [21:28] <Curious> [not today...]
  947. 01[21:28] <CherenkovGM> 3No blood on this sword for now. One of Boris's hooves are stuck to the ground. Your move, Boris.
  948. [21:29] <Boris[Ronin]> [Roll to free myself I assume]
  949. 01[21:29] <CherenkovGM> [yes]
  950. 06[21:30] * Boris[Ronin] begins using his stranth to break his hoof free
  951. [21:30] <Boris[Ronin]> !roll 1d20 Stranth
  952. [21:30] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  953. [21:30] <Boris[Ronin]> [Fuckin' hell]
  954. [21:30] <Booze_Hound> [motov to free boris?]
  955. [21:30] <GreenSleeves> [Hue![
  956. [21:30] <Boris[Ronin]> [Fuck you]
  957. 01[21:30] <CherenkovGM> 3It seems that unicorns are not too strank today.
  958. [21:30] <Booze_Hound> [i know you want to but i'm taken]
  959. 06[21:30] * Boris[Ronin] is unable to break free, getting aggraveted now
  960. [21:31] <Alerderna> [That seems to be the running joke, now.]
  961. [21:31] <Booze_Hound> [ya]
  962. 01[21:31] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20+2 Spider attack Boris
  963. [21:31] <GameServ> (15) + 2 == 17
  964. 01[21:31] <CherenkovGM> !roll d4
  965. [21:31] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  966. 01[21:32] <CherenkovGM> 3The one that immobilized him crunches down on his flank nontenderly.
  967. [21:32] <Alerderna> [poor Boris]
  968. [21:32] <Alerderna> [It's like we was still the punching bag]
  969. 06[21:32] * Boris[Ronin] screams out in pain, unable to get away
  970. [21:32] <Booze_Hound> [i do it because i love boris]
  971. 01[21:32] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 Another one goes for Alerderna next
  972. [21:32] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  973. 06[21:32] * Alerderna is still batp0ne stronk
  974. 01[21:33] <CherenkovGM> 3Bat pony used AGILITY! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
  975. 01[21:33] <CherenkovGM> GreenHoof your turn
  976. [21:33] <GreenSleeves> [Didnt he already go?]
  977. [21:33] <GreenHoof> !roll d20 to shoot a spider
  978. [21:33] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  979. [21:33] <GreenHoof> miss
  980. 01[21:33] <CherenkovGM> 3Hoof shoots web.
  981. [21:33] <Curious> [he went last in the first round]
  982. 01[21:33] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 Spider shoots web at Hoof
  983. [21:33] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  984. [21:34] <GreenHoof> "How do I shot web?"
  985. 01[21:34] <CherenkovGM> [well shit]
  986. 01[21:34] <CherenkovGM> 3One of hoof's legs are now immobilized, roll to stand
  987. [21:34] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  988. [21:35] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  989. 01[21:35] <CherenkovGM> 3Hoof remains standing.
  990. [21:35] <GreenHoof> "Fuck spiders!"
  991. 01[21:35] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 One of the rear guard attacks booze
  992. [21:35] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  993. [21:35] <Booze_Hound> [thanks kek for armor -_-]
  994. 01[21:35] <CherenkovGM> 3And his armor saves him
  995. [21:36] <Ikea> "ewww... Hoof! You fuck spiders?"
  996. [21:36] <Booze_Hound> "HA"
  997. 01[21:36] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 Spider used doubleteam on Booze!
  998. [21:36] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  999. 01[21:36] <CherenkovGM> 3It's not very effective!
  1000. [21:36] <GreenHoof> "Yes, Ikea. I stick my penis inside of spiders."
  1001. 01[21:36] <CherenkovGM> 3Booze, your turn
  1002. [21:36] <GreenSleeves> "Gross!"
  1003. [21:37] <Booze_Hound> !roll 2d20+-2 allout
  1004. [21:37] <GameServ> (4, 4) + -2 == 6
  1005. [21:37] <Alerderna> "Hoof, Ikea, pls."
  1006. [21:37] <Booze_Hound> [check my dubs]
  1007. [21:37] <Alerderna> [lel]
  1008. 01[21:37] <CherenkovGM> 3Booze gets dubs, but they dont' do anything against the spiders
  1009. 01[21:37] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 Can't forget sleeves now, can we?
  1010. [21:37] <Booze_Hound> [>tfw spiders are dub immune]
  1011. [21:37] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1012. [21:38] <Alerderna> [Apparently they can hue.]
  1013. 06[21:38] * GreenSleeves is wearing MC Hammer's pants.
  1014. [21:38] <Curious> [spiders need to check their privelages]
  1015. 01[21:38] <CherenkovGM> 3The spider bumps into the wall instead. Roll, Sleeves
  1016. [21:38] <GreenSleeves> [For attack?]
  1017. 01[21:39] <CherenkovGM> [yes]
  1018. [21:39] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20 to slash wildly with Hoof's machette.
  1019. [21:39] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1020. [21:39] <GreenSleeves> "NOPE NOPE NOPE!"
  1021. 01[21:39] <CherenkovGM> 3Sleeves is still NOPEing out.
  1022. 06[21:39] * Alerderna fillydodges Sleeves' attack. "OY! EYES OPEN TA TWIT!"
  1023. 01[21:39] <CherenkovGM> 3New round
  1024. [21:39] <Alerderna> !roll d20 muh init pls
  1025. [21:39] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1026. [21:39] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  1027. [21:39] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  1028. [21:39] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 init
  1029. [21:39] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  1030. [21:39] <Booze_Hound> [woot woot]
  1031. 01[21:40] <CherenkovGM> !roll 7d20
  1032. [21:40] <GameServ> 1, 3, 2, 12, 14, 1, 20 == 53
  1033. 06[21:40] * GreenSleeves shouts at Ale. "I see ya, ye git!:
  1034. [21:40] <GreenSleeves> "
  1035. [21:40] <Ikea> !roll d20
  1036. [21:40] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1037. [21:40] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  1038. [21:40] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  1039. [21:40] <Curious> !roll d20
  1040. [21:40] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  1041. [21:40] <Alerderna> "PLS! YOU ALMOST HIT ME! ILL HOOK U IN DA GABBER, I SWARE ON ME MUM!"
  1042. [21:40] <Boris[Ronin]> !roll 1d20
  1043. [21:40] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  1044. [21:41] <Boris[Ronin]> "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KEEP FOCUSED"
  1045. [21:41] <Alerderna> "FUCK!!!"
  1046. 06[21:41] * GreenSleeves turns to Boris, face stern. "Fuck off, matey!"
  1047. 01[21:42] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 with the speed of spiderman, speedy spider bears its fangs and spins while sparring
  1048. [21:42] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  1049. 01[21:42] <CherenkovGM> !roll d4 Bat pony finally takes damage
  1050. [21:42] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1051. 01[21:43] <CherenkovGM> Booze's turn
  1052. [21:43] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20+2 please
  1053. [21:43] <GameServ> (2) + 2 == 4
  1054. [21:43] <Booze_Hound> [i can not get a hit today wtf]
  1055. [21:43] <Alerderna> [waitwat]
  1056. 01[21:43] <CherenkovGM> nope. Hoov'es turn.
  1057. 01[21:43] <CherenkovGM> hoof's even
  1058. [21:43] <Boris[Ronin]> [You take 2 dmg fgt]
  1059. 06[21:44] * Alerderna is bitten in the arse. "MOTHER FUCKER!!!" he exclamated.
  1060. [21:45] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  1061. [21:45] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1062. [21:45] <GreenHoof> fuck
  1063. 01[21:46] <CherenkovGM> Sleeves your turn. Show who is better green
  1064. [21:46] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20 to slash in a more controlled, less wild maner with that machette.
  1065. [21:46] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1066. [21:46] <GreenSleeves> "NOPE!!!!!"
  1067. 01[21:47] <CherenkovGM> 3Sleeves is NopeMaster. Your move, Curious.
  1068. [21:47] <Curious> !roll d20 puts out its eyeses
  1069. [21:47] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  1070. [21:47] <Curious> !roll d8
  1071. [21:47] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1072. [21:47] <GreenHoof> "For fuck sakes, Sleeves, git gud with that machete?"
  1073. 01[21:48] <CherenkovGM> 3Curious strikes one of them! The bug juice gushes forth and finally the sword is christened properly this day.
  1074. [21:48] <GreenSleeves> "Hoof, please! I'm a hoof man at heart!"
  1075. 01[21:48] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20-2 the one that just had one of its eyes put out retaliates against Curious
  1076. [21:48] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  1077. 01[21:49] <CherenkovGM> 3And misses either way.
  1078. 01[21:49] <CherenkovGM> Go, Alerderna
  1079. 06[21:49] * Curious samwise gamgees all over the blinded beast
  1080. [21:49] <Alerderna> !roll d20 stabstabstabstabSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
  1081. [21:49] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1082. 06[21:49] * Alerderna mcfucks up
  1083. 01[21:49] <CherenkovGM> that he does
  1084. 01[21:50] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 show Alerderna how much he fucked up, spiderbro
  1085. [21:50] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1086. 01[21:50] <CherenkovGM> !roll d4
  1087. [21:50] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1088. 01[21:50] <CherenkovGM> 3 Using the head of John Madden the spider beats down the bat pony.
  1089. 01[21:50] <CherenkovGM> [hue]
  1090. 01[21:51] <CherenkovGM> Boris's turn
  1091. 06[21:51] * Alerderna cries externally as he's beat with the head of John Madden ;-;
  1092. [21:51] <Booze_Hound> [have we killed one yet?]
  1093. 01[21:51] <CherenkovGM> [yes. one]
  1094. 02[21:51] * Liven ([email protected]) Quit
  1095. 01[21:51] <CherenkovGM> [people rolling bad tonight]
  1096. [21:51] <Booze_Hound> [very]
  1097. [21:52] <GreenHoof> (I gotta go NPC for a few)
  1098. 01[21:52] <CherenkovGM> [laer, hoof]
  1099. [21:52] <Alerderna> [Me too, tobacco time.]
  1100. 01[21:52] <CherenkovGM> [didn't think it would come to this, but you picked the right passage way.]
  1101. 01[21:52] <CherenkovGM> [oh well]
  1102. [21:54] <GreenSleeves> [Pls]
  1103. [21:54] <GreenSleeves> [>failed to hit three times]
  1104. 01[21:54] <CherenkovGM> might as well roll, sleeves, boris is ded it seems
  1105. 01[21:54] <CherenkovGM> *ikea i mean
  1106. [21:54] <Boris[Ronin]> [Wat]
  1107. 01[21:54] <CherenkovGM> your turn
  1108. [21:55] <Boris[Ronin]> [No sorry I'm helping BIR with irc]
  1109. [21:55] <Boris[Ronin]> !roll 1d20 BREAK FREE DAMN YOU
  1110. 01[21:55] <CherenkovGM> ah
  1111. [21:55] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  1112. 01[21:55] <CherenkovGM> 3Boris breaks free!
  1113. 01[21:55] <CherenkovGM> 3Now, Ikea may roll
  1114. [21:55] <Ikea> [yay]
  1115. [21:55] <Ikea> !roll d20 for more stabs
  1116. [21:55] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1117. [21:56] <Ikea> [/me is not very good at this]
  1118. 01[21:56] <CherenkovGM> 3 Ikea hits the blinded one.
  1119. [21:56] <Ikea> !roll d8 oh, cool
  1120. [21:56] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1121. [21:56] <Curious> [weakspots people!]
  1122. [21:56] <Ikea> [...........]
  1123. 01[21:56] <CherenkovGM> 3Good enough to cause more guts to spray forth
  1124. [21:57] <Alerderna> [Back]
  1125. 01[21:57] <CherenkovGM> !roll 4d20 mass rollings see if any hit.
  1126. [21:57] <GameServ> 7, 14, 4, 1 == 26
  1127. 01[21:57] <CherenkovGM> !roll d4 on hits ikea
  1128. [21:57] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1129. 01[21:57] <CherenkovGM> Just going to stay with the last init roll to speed things along if that's fine
  1130. [21:58] <Curious> [we all hit so thats fine]
  1131. [21:58] <GreenSleeves> [>implying I hit]
  1132. 01[21:58] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 spider strikes booze
  1133. [21:58] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1134. [21:58] <Booze_Hound> "take that"
  1135. 01[21:59] <CherenkovGM> !roll d4 It sinks its fangs into another one instaed
  1136. [21:59] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1137. 01[21:59] <CherenkovGM> your turn booze
  1138. [21:59] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20+2 please
  1139. [21:59] <GameServ> (4) + 2 == 6
  1140. 01[21:59] <CherenkovGM> ...
  1141. 06[21:59] * Alerderna is confuse
  1142. [21:59] <Booze_Hound> [ANOTHER 4 !!!!!!!]
  1143. 01[21:59] <CherenkovGM> roll, hoof
  1144. [21:59] <Booze_Hound> [WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT]
  1145. [21:59] <Booze_Hound> [random my ass]
  1146. 01[22:00] <CherenkovGM> [shit, hoof and aler are afk] go, sleeves then.
  1147. [22:00] <Alerderna> [I'm not AFK]
  1148. [22:00] <Alerderna> [;-;]
  1149. [22:00] <Curious> [/me randoms booze's ass]
  1150. [22:00] <Booze_Hound> [this should be called the Ayn Random number generator]
  1151. 01[22:00] <CherenkovGM> [you'r after sleeves anyway]
  1152. [22:00] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20 to swing with blind rage, "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!"
  1153. [22:00] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  1154. 01[22:00] <CherenkovGM> 3Finally!
  1155. [22:00] <Booze_Hound> [~ooo curious u so dirty~]
  1156. 01[22:01] <CherenkovGM> 3Sleeves finally hits!!!!!! Roll for damage!!!
  1157. [22:01] <GreenSleeves> [>11 hits?!]
  1158. 01[22:01] <CherenkovGM> [yes]
  1159. [22:01] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d6
  1160. [22:01] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1161. 01[22:02] <CherenkovGM> 3 The spider goes limp, barely hanging on for life by a thread.
  1162. 01[22:02] <CherenkovGM> Go curious.
  1163. [22:02] <Alerderna> [wat]
  1164. [22:02] <Alerderna> [I thought I was after Sleeves]
  1165. [22:02] <Curious> !roll d20 kill the thing
  1166. [22:02] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1167. [22:03] <Curious> [;_;]
  1168. 01[22:03] <CherenkovGM> [curious and sleeves had the same init, now you roll] Curious trips and falls, taking 1 damage.
  1169. [22:03] <Alerderna> !roll d20 staaaaaaaaaaaab da strongest spider
  1170. [22:03] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  1171. [22:03] <Alerderna> !roll 1d8 pls
  1172. [22:03] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1173. 01[22:04] <CherenkovGM> 3 Alderna stabs the sole remaining spider, confident that the other one is nearly dead and won't be a threat anyway
  1174. [22:04] <Booze_Hound> "you ok curious?"
  1175. 01[22:04] <CherenkovGM> !roll 2d20 spiders move faster
  1176. [22:04] <GameServ> 6, 16 == 22
  1177. 01[22:04] <CherenkovGM> !roll d4 one bites curious on the leg for....
  1178. [22:04] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1179. 01[22:05] <CherenkovGM> roll, Ikea
  1180. [22:05] <Ikea> !roll d20 for last spider
  1181. [22:05] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1182. 01[22:05] <CherenkovGM> 3Hits!
  1183. [22:05] <Ikea> !roll d8
  1184. [22:05] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1185. 06[22:05] * Curious is going to enjoy killing this thing
  1186. 01[22:06] <CherenkovGM> 3 Ikea pierces the abdomen and makes a kebab. Upon removing kebab it's near death as well
  1187. 01[22:06] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 hoof breaks free
  1188. [22:06] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1189. [22:06] <Curious> "i will be once this thing is dead!"
  1190. 01[22:06] <CherenkovGM> !roll 4d20 rear guards' last stand plus the two in front
  1191. [22:06] <GameServ> 17, 12, 1, 18 == 48
  1192. 01[22:07] <CherenkovGM> !roll 3d4 hits booze, curious, hoof, alderna
  1193. [22:07] <GameServ> 2, 4, 1 == 7
  1194. 01[22:08] <CherenkovGM> 3Curious takes 2, Hoof takes 4, Alderna takes another 1.
  1195. [22:08] <Alerderna> [4/10 ;-; I think...]
  1196. 01[22:08] <CherenkovGM> 3 One of the ones in front of the party trips and falls. The rear is clear to go.
  1197. [22:08] <Booze_Hound> "move out!"
  1198. 06[22:08] * Curious kicks spider on the way out
  1199. 01[22:09] <CherenkovGM> !roll d20 speedy spider tries to attack one last time before the party retreats
  1200. [22:09] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1201. 06[22:09] * Alerderna 420YOLOscopes the fuck out of the situation
  1202. 01[22:09] <CherenkovGM> 3And so the party bugs out, I'm guessing?
  1203. [22:10] <GreenSleeves> [Yes, pls]
  1204. [22:10] <Booze_Hound> [can i molotov before i leave?]
  1205. [22:10] <Alerderna> [yes prz booze]
  1206. 01[22:10] <CherenkovGM> [if you want to roll, booze, sure]
  1207. [22:10] <Curious> [unless we want to fight for another hour]
  1208. [22:10] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20+2 molotov
  1209. [22:10] <GameServ> (20) + 2 == 22
  1210. [22:10] <Booze_Hound> !roll d10
  1211. [22:10] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1212. [22:10] <Booze_Hound> !roll d6
  1213. [22:10] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1214. [22:11] <Booze_Hound> "wow"
  1215. [22:11] <Alerderna> [dayum Booze]
  1216. [22:11] <Booze_Hound> "what was in that?"
  1217. 06[22:11] * Alerderna looks in amazement "Hot dayum Booze"
  1218. 01[22:11] <CherenkovGM> 3Wow..... jep... Flames separate the spiders from pursuing you. Unearthly cries of pain come from behind you as you retreat.
  1219. [22:11] <Booze_Hound> "like.....damn"
  1220. [22:11] <Ikea> "... wow..."
  1221. [22:11] <GreenSleeves> "Reminds me of 'nam."
  1222. [22:11] <Booze_Hound> "we all made it out right?"
  1223. [22:12] <Booze_Hound> "curious?"
  1224. 06[22:12] * Alerderna nodded slowly. "I think..."
  1225. [22:12] <Booze_Hound> "where are you?"
  1226. [22:12] <Ikea> "You were never in 'nam..."
  1227. 06[22:12] * Curious gazes at the explosion "that...was beautiful"
  1228. [22:12] <GreenSleeves> "Shhh, Ikea, they don't know that!"
  1229. 06[22:12] * Booze_Hound is fixated on the flames
  1230. [22:12] <Ikea> "They probably don't know what 'nam is"
  1231. 01[22:12] <CherenkovGM> 3You come back into the large cave. You can turn back, head for home, or explore another one of the passage ways
  1232. [22:12] <Ikea> "well, was, possibly?"
  1233. [22:12] <Booze_Hound> "how's everyone feeling?"
  1234. [22:13] <Booze_Hound> [health?]
  1235. [22:13] <Booze_Hound> [8/10]
  1236. 06[22:13] * Alerderna limped on slowly. "Like shit..." he mumbled
  1237. [22:13] <Alerderna> [4/10]
  1238. 06[22:13] * Ikea gets the map out and marks one path with Spiders
  1239. [22:13] <GreenSleeves> "I'm fine!"
  1240. [22:13] <GreenSleeves> [10/10 I think]
  1241. [22:13] <Boris[Ronin]> "I feel like I've been fucked up."
  1242. [22:13] <Boris[Ronin]> "So, average day."
  1243. [22:14] <GreenSleeves> [Hoof is afk, but he's at 4/10 I think]
  1244. [22:14] <Booze_Hound> [health boris?]
  1245. [22:14] <Boris[Ronin]> [4/10]
  1246. [22:14] <Booze_Hound> [curious?]
  1247. [22:14] <Curious> [1 sec]
  1248. [22:15] <Ikea> [think I'm at 7]
  1249. 01[22:15] <CherenkovGM> Curious is at 5, Ikea's at 5
  1250. [22:15] <Curious> [yeah im at 5]
  1251. [22:15] <Booze_Hound> "well I'm good to go, what should we do?"
  1252. 06[22:16] * Alerderna looked around. "...Eh. One more tunnel. But at the first sign of danger, I'm going to nope the fuck out.
  1253. [22:16] <Alerderna> "
  1254. [22:16] <GreenHoof> [I'm back]
  1255. [22:16] <Ikea> [ahh, yeah, forgot the hit at the start]
  1256. [22:16] <Booze_Hound> "sounds like a plan"
  1257. [22:16] <Booze_Hound> !roll d2
  1258. [22:16] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1259. [22:16] <GreenHoof> [What happened to me?]
  1260. [22:16] <Booze_Hound> "i say middle"
  1261. [22:17] <Boris[Ronin]> [You are now pregnant with spider babbies]
  1262. [22:17] <GreenSleeves> "I don't know..."
  1263. 06[22:17] * Alerderna sits down. "Hang on a tick... Need a breather..." he said, taking out >dat Pruno.
  1264. 01[22:17] <CherenkovGM> [freed you then you took 4 damage]
  1265. [22:17] <GreenSleeves> "I think we should go home, lick our wounds..."
  1266. [22:17] <GreenSleeves> [Ale pls, where did you get pruno?]
  1267. [22:17] <Alerderna> [From Al]
  1268. [22:17] <GreenHoof> "I feel like shit."
  1269. [22:17] <Boris[Ronin]> [>Drinking toilet water]
  1270. [22:17] <GreenSleeves> [Ahh, he mentioned that,]
  1271. 06[22:18] * Alerderna hastily took the lid off and gave it the first swig. "Holy fuck..." he mumbled.
  1272. [22:18] <Ikea> "I say we check one more..."
  1273. 06[22:18] * Curious looks at sleeves' unharmed form "what wounds?"
  1274. 06[22:19] * GreenSleeves rolls his eyes. "I'm not hurt, but look at Hoof and Boris!"
  1275. [22:19] <GreenHoof> [What are my injuries, exactly?]
  1276. [22:19] <Ikea> "He's saying he wants to lick Hoof's wounds"
  1277. 01[22:19] <CherenkovGM> [well, if spider bites are considered cuite marks....]
  1278. 06[22:20] * Boris[Ronin] waves a hoof, wincing as he does so 1"Hah, it's nothing! You should have seen the time I was a scratching post for shadows."
  1279. [22:20] <GreenSleeves> [4/10, I don't remember from waht exactly]
  1280. [22:20] <Boris[Ronin]> "Still got the scars on my belly."
  1281. 06[22:20] * Alerderna took yet another swig of >dat Pruno, feeling just a tad better.
  1282. [22:20] <Booze_Hound> "please you should have seen him the time a plant monster got him"
  1283. [22:20] <GreenSleeves> "Ikea, please!"
  1284. [22:21] <Alerderna> "Pfft... Ain't nothin'... Almost became spider food, meself..."
  1285. 06[22:21] * Curious sniffs the air from the middle passage
  1286. 06[22:21] * GreenHoof shivers "Th-this is why I h-hate spiders and c-c-caves..."
  1287. [22:21] <Booze_Hound> "so middle"
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  1289. 06[22:21] * Alerderna sighed slightly. "Hang on... Not ready yet..."
  1290. [22:22] <Ikea> "soo... why did you come, if you hate caves?"
  1291. 01[22:22] <CherenkovGM> 3Curious smells nothing out of the ordinary
  1292. 06[22:22] * GreenHoof shrugs "To explore."
  1293. [22:22] <Curious> "alright, middle seems safe...enough"
  1294. 01[22:23] <CherenkovGM> 3Other than cleaner air than the cave they're currently in. Charred spider flesh. Yum.
  1295. 06[22:23] * Alerderna took one last swig of Pruno before stuffing it back in his saddle bags. "Fuckin' 'ell..." he mumbled as he slowly got up. "Wish I brought my medkit..." he mumbled again.
  1296. 06[22:24] * Ikea shrugs "Works for me" and starts walking down it
  1297. 06[22:24] * Alerderna limped on behind Ikea, sneaking in a quick glance at dem haunches.
  1298. 06[22:25] * Booze_Hound walks with curious to the cave
  1299. 06[22:25] * Curious trots through the entrance periodically looking up
  1300. 01[22:25] <CherenkovGM> 3Ikea starts walking down the path, horn illuminating what's in front of him as he goes. After walking for several minutes they come along an intersection. One takes a sharp left, the other curves gradually to the right.
  1301. [22:25] <GreenSleeves> "left!"
  1302. [22:25] <Booze_Hound> "you really handled yourself well out there curious."
  1303. [22:26] <Alerderna> "Left indeed"
  1304. [22:26] <Boris[Ronin]> "Why not..."
  1305. [22:26] <Booze_Hound> "alright left"
  1306. [22:26] <Ikea> "Left it is!"
  1307. [22:27] <Curious> "that was nothing compared to that molotov. what the hell did you put in that?"
  1308. 02[22:28] * Mary_ONette ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 380 seconds)
  1309. 01[22:28] <CherenkovGM> 3You walk left some more, and come upon another fork in the road. Like a big strand of spaghetti, the walls in both directions curve.  You may go either left or right.
  1310. 03[22:28] * Mary_ONette_ is now known as Mary_ONette
  1311. [22:28] <Booze_Hound> "just my concoction of alcohol"
  1312. 01[22:28] <CherenkovGM> 3The path to the right seems to slope downwards a little.
  1313. 06[22:28] * Curious picks up a rock and markes arrow pointing towards the way out
  1314. [22:29] <Booze_Hound> "good thinking"
  1315. [22:29] <GreenSleeves> "Left again."
  1316. [22:30] <Ikea> "LEFT!"
  1317. [22:30] <Alerderna> "To the left, to the left~"
  1318. 06[22:30] * Curious begins heading left "yeah i dont want to run into more spiders if we can help it"
  1319. 01[22:31] <CherenkovGM> 3The path is longer this time and winds to the right a bit. It then starts curving to the left again after a few minutes and you come across yet another intersection. You may go either left or right.
  1320. [22:31] <GreenSleeves> "Left!"
  1321. [22:31] <Booze_Hound> "wait, are we walking in a circle"
  1322. [22:31] <Alerderna> "How many times can go left before they get crazy?"
  1323. 06[22:32] * Curious looks for arrow marking
  1324. [22:32] <Booze_Hound> "we're nascar now"
  1325. 01[22:32] <CherenkovGM> 3There is none
  1326. [22:32] <Alerderna> "Let's go right this time."
  1327. [22:32] <GreenSleeves> "Ale please!"
  1328. [22:32] <GreenSleeves> "If we mix it up we risk getting lost."
  1329. [22:32] <Alerderna> "Sleeves. Pls."
  1330. 06[22:32] * Curious marks arrow again with number 2 below it
  1331. [22:33] <Ikea> "... leftie, leftie, leftie, leftie, leftie..."
  1332. 06[22:33] * GreenHoof follows GreenSleeves
  1333. [22:33] <GreenSleeves> [Hoof please, such afk wow]
  1334. [22:33] <GreenHoof> [hue]
  1335. [22:34] <Alerderna> [clap]
  1336. 01[22:34] <CherenkovGM> 3Right around the bend you find a branch off of the main path on the lefthand side ofthe wall. If they continue left.
  1337. 06[22:34] * Alerderna is now confuse
  1338. [22:36] <Alerderna> "what do?"
  1339. [22:36] <GreenSleeves> "Always left. Last time we went right, then spiders happened."
  1340. 01[22:36] <CherenkovGM> 3You may either continue down the main path, go left again, or turn back.
  1341. 06[22:36] * Curious continues system of marking
  1342. [22:37] <Alerderna> "Fuck it. Let's go straight."
  1343. [22:37] <Booze_Hound> "lefting intensifies "
  1344. [22:37] <Alerderna> "Booze pls"
  1345. [22:38] <Booze_Hound> "straight left it doesn't matter"
  1346. [22:38] <Booze_Hound> "we just need to keep moving"
  1347. [22:38] <Alerderna> "Straight then!"
  1348. 06[22:38] * Ikea shrugs "a'ight..."
  1349. [22:38] <Curious> "you mapping all this kea?"
  1350. [22:39] <Ikea> "Mhmm..."
  1351. 01[22:40] <CherenkovGM> 3Left or straight?
  1352. [22:40] <Curious> "straight"
  1353. 03[22:41] * Boris_ ([email protected]) has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1354. 06[22:41] * Alerderna limped on straight.
  1355. [22:41] <Boris_> [Internet ded]
  1356. 02[22:42] * Boris[Ronin] ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 380 seconds)
  1357. 01[22:42] <CherenkovGM> 3You continue down the main passageway and after about a hundred feet or so, you come along anther branch off of the mainpath to the left.  It's narrow enough to fit about two ponies side by side.
  1358. 06[22:42] * Ikea follows straight
  1359. 06[22:42] * Alerderna looked at >dat narrow path. "Should we?"
  1360. [22:42] <Booze_Hound> "straight or left?"
  1361. [22:43] <GreenSleeves> "Pls no, Ale."
  1362. [22:43] <Alerderna> "Left~?"
  1363. [22:43] <Boris_> "Hell no."
  1364. [22:43] <Booze_Hound> "I'm for it"
  1365. [22:44] <Booze_Hound> "let me and sleeves take point"
  1366. [22:44] <Boris_> "I say straight"
  1367. [22:44] <Curious> "narrow path, if we run into monsters we can backtrack here and gang up"
  1368. 06[22:45] * GreenSleeves groans. "Fine..."
  1369. 06[22:45] * Curious marks wall
  1370. [22:45] <Booze_Hound> "well it's a bottleneck, the two of us can hold off anything there"
  1371. [22:45] <GreenSleeves> "Or get evicerated"
  1372. 03[22:45] * Boris[Ronin] ([email protected]) has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1373. [22:45] <Booze_Hound> "exactly"
  1374. [22:46] <Booze_Hound> "you in sleeves?"
  1375. 06[22:46] * GreenSleeves rolls his eyes. "Whatever you say, captain."
  1376. [22:46] <Alerderna> "Actually, I say Ikea and I go first."
  1377. [22:46] <Alerderna> "Our spears would be ideal in this situation."
  1378. [22:46] <GreenSleeves> [GreenHoof, you dead?]
  1379. [22:46] <Booze_Hound> "you two are looking too banged up"
  1380. 02[22:46] * Boris_ ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com ))
  1381. 06[22:47] * Alerderna shook his head slightly. "May feel like shit, but still good to go."
  1382. [22:47] <Curious> "if youre in back you can stab over the top of booze and sleeves, thats true phalanx right there"
  1383. [22:47] <Booze_Hound> "see that's a good plan"
  1384. 01[22:47] <CherenkovGM> 3Taking the narrow path, you come along a smaller cave.  There's a branch that seems to curve to the left, and then there's  4 passageways at the far end of the cave.
  1385. 06[22:47] * Alerderna sighed slightly. "Fair enough..."
  1386. [22:47] <Booze_Hound> "we got defence you got reach"
  1387. [22:48] <Curious> "gawwwwd, more passageways!?"
  1388. [22:48] <Ikea> "more... passageways..."
  1389. [22:48] <Ikea> "so. many. choices."
  1390. [22:49] <Booze_Hound> "split up?"
  1391. 01[22:49] <CherenkovGM> [remember this place housed diamond dogs once. going to be lots and lots of passageways]
  1392. [22:49] <Ikea> "Booze, please..."
  1393. [22:49] <Alerderna> !roll 1d4
  1394. [22:49] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1395. [22:49] <Alerderna> "middle left."
  1396. [22:50] <Curious> "good enough"
  1397. 06[22:50] * GreenSleeves groans. "We're gonna get lost at this rate..."
  1398. [22:50] <Booze_Hound> "as long as ikea has the map we're good"
  1399. 03[22:50] * Quicksilver is now known as Not_Quicksilver
  1400. [22:50] <Booze_Hound> [inb4 lost map]
  1401. 01[22:50] <CherenkovGM> 3Inspecting the middle left passageway, you notice it curves down sharply
  1402. [22:50] <Ikea> "And Curious keeps marking paths."
  1403. 06[22:50] * Curious marks again "thats what maps and markings are for"
  1404. 01[22:50] <CherenkovGM> 3Are you sure you want to do this?
  1405. [22:51] <Boris[Ronin]> [No]
  1406. 06[22:51] * Alerderna thought YOLO and limped on down that path liek a bawss.
  1407. 06[22:51] * Curious sniffs air again "al, wanna prove your heritage stronk--"
  1408. [22:51] <Curious> "or....that"
  1409. [22:52] <Boris[Ronin]> "Fucking moron..."
  1410. 06[22:52] * Curious looks around the room suspiciously
  1411. 06[22:52] * Booze_Hound follows
  1412. 06[22:52] * GreenHoof snaps out of NPC
  1413. [22:52] <Booze_Hound> "come back man"
  1414. 06[22:52] * GreenHoof follows Sleeves
  1415. 06[22:52] * Boris[Ronin] stays back
  1416. 06[22:53] * Booze_Hound heads back to the group
  1417. 06[22:53] * Alerderna chuckled his head slightly. "Nothing ventured, nothing gained." he said as he stopped /just/ at the corner. He poked his head around the bend to see...?
  1418. 01[22:53] <CherenkovGM> 3As you descend deeper and deeper the path takes a sharp right and you come across a large cavern.  The darkness is too thick to see any other exits.
  1419. [22:54] <Alerderna> [echo-location attempt? Am still at the corner kek.]
  1420. 01[22:54] <CherenkovGM> [you can if you want]
  1421. [22:54] <Alerderna> !roll d20 pls
  1422. [22:54] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  1423. [22:55] <Alerderna> [FUCK.]
  1424. [22:55] <Alerderna> [FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK]
  1425. [22:55] <Alerderna> [/me ragequits]
  1426. [22:55] <Curious> [dishonor]
  1427. 01[22:55] <CherenkovGM> 3The bat pony makes loud noises. Something rumbles in the darkness.
  1428. [22:55] <GreenSleeves> "Run?"
  1429. 06[22:55] * Alerderna decided to pull a 180 and limp his way back to the group.
  1430. 06[22:55] * Curious gets back into the passageway
  1431. 01[22:56] <CherenkovGM> 3 The rumblihg grows closer.
  1432. [22:56] <Booze_Hound> [can the group hear it]
  1433. 06[22:56] * Booze_Hound is next to curious
  1434. [22:56] <Curious> "al, please tell me you can see something..."
  1435. 06[22:57] * Alerderna limped his way along a bit faster. "I... Suggest turning back now..." he said, walking past the group.
  1436. [22:57] <GreenSleeves> "Run?!"
  1437. [22:57] <GreenHoof> "Let's get the fuck out, boys!"
  1438. [22:58] <Alerderna> "Yup."
  1439. 06[22:58] * Booze_Hound is standong in the passageway "what?"
  1440. 01[22:58] <CherenkovGM> [http://youtu.be/nt2OYEYwXvo] 3Rumbling intesifies.
  1441. [22:58] <Alerderna> "Get the fuck out." he said, still limping away to the main corridor. Ya know, the one where they entered this fuckery of a room.
  1442. [22:59] <Booze_Hound> "alright"
  1443. 06[22:59] * GreenSleeves follows Alerderna at a brisk pace.
  1444. 06[22:59] * Curious starts exiting stage left
  1445. 06[22:59] * Booze_Hound starts to exit
  1446. 01[22:59] <CherenkovGM> 3The party nopes the fuck out of there and quickly ascend back to the room with the multiple exits.
  1447. [23:00] <Alerderna> [It was just me who scouted it out hue.]
  1448. 06[23:00] * GreenHoof follows
  1449. [23:01] <Booze_Hound> "so, where now?"
  1450. 06[23:01] * Boris[Ronin] looks at them fumbling back up 1"What happened?"
  1451. [23:01] <Alerderna> "Head back? Save this for another day?"
  1452. [23:02] <Booze_Hound> "ale scouted ahead and turned and told us to book it so that's what we did"
  1453. 01[23:02] <CherenkovGM> 3Exits are back down, one of the other three passageways, towards where you marked before, or follow the slope and see where it leads?
  1454. 06[23:02] * Curious claps hooves and draws skull and 'danger' on the passage entrance
  1455. [23:02] <Booze_Hound> "we can continue"
  1456. [23:02] <Curious> "yeah im still game"
  1457. [23:03] <GreenSleeves> [I've got work in the morning...]
  1458. 01[23:03] <CherenkovGM> [I know...]
  1459. [23:03] <Boris[Ronin]> "I say we head on back for now."
  1460. [23:03] <Booze_Hound> "ya that works"
  1461. [23:03] <Alerderna> "What the Slav said."
  1462. [23:03] <Boris[Ronin]> "Ain't exactly in the condition to rush on"
  1463. [23:03] <Redlight> [wow, u guys r still doin this?]
  1464. [23:04] <Curious> [them bad rolls]
  1465. [23:04] <Booze_Hound> [sooooo many bad rolls]
  1466. [23:04] <Alerderna> ^
  1467. 01[23:04] <CherenkovGM> [that's what I get for drawing a map beforehand instead of wavehanding your way down the path; that too, curious. Kek didn't want to play nice today ;_; ]
  1468. [23:04] <Booze_Hound> [THEN my 20 and high rolls]
  1469. [23:05] <Alerderna> [Yeah. Kek was a nigger today.]
  1470. 06[23:05] * Alerderna limped on towards where they started, the entrance. "I'm done for the night..."
  1471. [23:05] <Booze_Hound> !roll d100 for kek nigger level
  1472. [23:05] <GameServ> 89 == 89
  1473. [23:05] <Ikea> "Yeah... I'm starting to get a bit tired..."
  1474. [23:05] <Booze_Hound> [see]
  1475. [23:05] <Boris[Ronin]> [Not as bad as night at bar]
  1476. [23:05] <Boris[Ronin]> [I literally remember it]
  1477. [23:05] <Booze_Hound> [hey]
  1478. [23:05] <Boris[Ronin]> [39 rolls]
  1479. [23:05] <Boris[Ronin]> [2 success]
  1480. [23:06] <Booze_Hound> [O.O]
  1481. [23:06] <Booze_Hound> [shit]
  1482. 03[23:06] * Liven|Naked_and_Wet ([email protected]) has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1483. [23:06] <Boris[Ronin]> [And that was the night the bar was destroyed(for about 45 minutes)]
  1484. [23:06] <Ikea> "Curious, Booze, you want to keep going?"
  1485. 03[23:06] * Liven|Naked_and_Wet is now known as LivenUp
  1486. 03[23:06] * LivenUp is now known as Liven
  1487. [23:07] <Booze_Hound> "Nah if everyone is going we should too"
  1488. [23:07] <Booze_Hound> "you ok with that?"
  1489. 06[23:07] * Curious sighs "yeah, though we could take em"
  1490. [23:08] <Booze_Hound> "hell ya we could"
  1491. 06[23:08] * Booze_Hound pats back "want a ride to the surface?"
  1492. [23:08] <Boris[Ronin]> [Yiss :3]
  1493. 06[23:09] * Curious s eyes widen "are you kidding? of course!"
  1494. [23:10] <GreenSleeves> [Sorry, back.]
  1495. [23:10] <Booze_Hound> "your steed  awaits"
  1496. 01[23:10] <CherenkovGM> 3Ikea may roll for perception of the map at this point.
  1497. [23:10] <Ikea> !roll d20 pls pls pls pls pls
  1498. [23:10] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1499. 06[23:10] * Curious hops up on that and ruffles booze's hair
  1500. 01[23:10] <CherenkovGM> 3kek.
  1501. [23:11] <Ikea> [... I give up...]
  1502. 01[23:11] <CherenkovGM> 3When you get back, you're going to be flustered, maybe it's your tiredness of how long the expedition is, but you wind up taking the long way around and back out the caverns.
  1503. 06[23:12] * Alerderna sighed with relief, still limping along. "Finally..."
  1504. [23:12] <Curious> [why didnt we just follow the markings]
  1505. [23:12] <Alerderna> [...Goddamnit.]
  1506. [23:12] <Boris[Ronin]> [/me wonders if those bats are still in his hair hue]
  1507. 01[23:13] <CherenkovGM> [that was the long way out, curious]
  1508. 06[23:13] * GreenSleeves groans. "Whelp, time to go drink..."
  1509. 06[23:13] * Booze_Hound didn't mind so long as zebra was with him
  1510. [23:13] <Booze_Hound> "sounds good"
  1511. [23:13] <Booze_Hound> "We heading to the inn curious?"
  1512. 06[23:14] * Alerderna continued to limp along. "Clinic dive for me..." he mumbled.
  1513. [23:14] <GreenHoof> "Yup. Drink time."
  1514. [23:14] <Boris[Ronin]> "I guess I could, maybe throw some alcohol on this."
  1515. 06[23:14] * Curious nods "away, noble booze!"
  1516. 06[23:14] * GreenSleeves walks home with Hoof.
  1517. 06[23:14] * GreenHoof walks home with Sleeves~
  1518. 06[23:15] * Booze_Hound whinnies "to the inn!"
  1519. 06[23:15] * Boris[Ronin] shakes his head, slowly heading on out
  1520. [23:15] <Ikea> [>flustered]
  1521. 06[23:15] * Alerderna limps on towards lelclinic.
  1522. [23:15] <Ikea> [what is it with you and making me flustered~]
  1523. 06[23:16] * Ikea walks off to leave the map with Cheren and heads back 'home' to his office...
  1524. 06[23:17] * GreenHoof invites Ikea to come drink with him and Sleeves
  1525. 03[23:17] * Hearth is now known as Hearth|Sleepan
  1526. 06[23:17] * Ikea appreciated the invite, but is sleppy
  1527. [23:17] <Ikea> sleepy*
  1528. [23:17] <Boris[Ronin]> [Wait, fuck, Ikea]
  1529. [23:18] <Boris[Ronin]> [You go to your office, I will produce myself over there]
  1530. 03[23:18] * CherenkovGM is now known as Cherenkov
  1531. 01[23:18] <Cherenkov> Well, not all expeditions turn out 100% successful. At least you lived through it.
  1532. 01[23:18] <Cherenkov> And got a bit of mapping done
  1533. [23:18] <Curious> didnotdie/10
  1534. [23:19] <Alerderna> 0/10 apply yourself
  1535. [23:19] <Alerderna> >c
  1536. [23:19] <Alerderna> I jest hue.
  1537. [23:19] <Alerderna> 'twas good, tho.
  1538. 01[23:19] <Cherenkov> posting the map now. Thanks.
  1539. 03[23:28] * GreenSleeves is now known as GreenSleevesSLEEEEP
  1540. 03[23:35] * Cherenkov is now known as Cheren-AFK
  1541. 02[23:35] * Curious ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: brb)
  1542. Session Close: Wed Oct 16 23:48:37 2013
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