4Cannon RO Crystal Event 1 noncannon irc dump

<Cherenkov_Light> It's the middle of a peaceful warm summer day, you are all enjoying each other's company at the town square.

<Cherenkov_Light> A gentle breeze blows through the area, cooling you off.

<Tashiki> "And then i told him like you don't own me man! but he wa - he was a pony! no no not a man!" I drunkenly tell my friends about stuff.

<Rain_Drop> "You know something that I always liked about hills you got wind blowing on you all the time...."

<Cherenkov_Light> Such a peaceful day. Everything is fine.

-*- Hesitating_Heart sits alone on a bench, enjoying the breeze.

<Tashiki> "That's right! so- so - so refreshing!"

-*- Melodious_Harmony is sitting next to Heart, observing other ponies

<Ikea> "Yup... wish we'd be coastal, though... I miss the ocean breeze"

<Mary_ONette> "Alright File and Virus both of your joints are at full repairs."

-*- Quicksilver walks around, feeling non cannonically better from her wounds

-*- Melodious_Harmony waves at Mary "Hey!"

<Rain_Drop> "Dont think I caught your name wobbly one."

<Mary_ONette> "Hi Melody Hi Hesi!"

-*- Mary_ONette goes to them

<Tashiki> "I'm Tashiki! And i don't know any of your names!"

<Tashiki> "Or if i do i forgot!"

-*- Melodious_Harmony waves at Virus and File "Hello there again, Virus."

<Melodious_Harmony> "... And sibling"

<Mary_ONette> "Virus: Hello Melody, this is my brother File." "File:...Hi"

<Rain_Drop> "Names Rain Drop, thats Ikea *points to the blue and yellow pony* Quick is the one with blue and silver, MAry is the one talking to the puppets and I think thats Melody over there."

-*- Ikea chuckles "Nice to meet you, Tashiki"

-*- Quicksilver waves as she is described "hey there"

<Cherenkov_Light> wow, someone spotted Ikea without rolling to see him. I'm impressed, Rain. =D

<Tashiki> "Same here! You look nice!"

<Quicksilver> [heuheuhue]

-*- Hesitating_Heart takes a light yawn, resting back against the bench. It sure is a nice day.

<Melodious_Harmony> "Hi there little fella. A bit quiet there aintcha?" She looks at File "Name's Melody."

<Mary_ONette> "Yep. haven't seen a day like this in a while."

<Ikea> [Rain took the sees-everyone-cause-she's-nice feat]

<Cherenkov_Light> lel. still can't figure out how people don't notice you despite your colors.

<Rain_Drop> [Thanks Ikea now CRYSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALS!]

<Ikea> [sort of a waste, build-wise, but I guess she's more of a RPer]

<Cherenkov_Light> Allright rain, you askd for it. A bunch of pink jellis come bouncing into town!

<Rain_Drop> [>Build wise]

<Quicksilver> [Blame ruby for the "ikea is a background pony thing" she kept forgetting him on adventures]

<Rain_Drop> "What in the?!"

-*- Melodious_Harmony notices the horde of flying pink jelly ".... PORINGS?!"

-*- Tashiki tells to ikea "You know you have flashy colors man?"

<Ikea> [and then you just took the ball and ran with it. . . ]

-*- Hesitating_Heart notices the Jelly. "....What."

<Cherenkov_Light> :3 Looks like Mel knows where I'm going with this

<Ikea> "Yeah, I think I might be poisonous..."

<Rain_Drop> "Are...are those jelly beans?"

<Melodious_Harmony> [ http://calmdowntom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/happy+birthday+to+me_9c34cf_3157112.jpg ]

<Cherenkov_Light> They bounce around at random around the group

<Tashiki> "What the fuck are thoses things? They look totally eatable!"

-*- Rain_Drop twists Ikea and Tashi's head to the bouncing pink thingies

-*- Rain_Drop pokes one

<Ikea> "oh fuck.... the cute, we must kill them"

<Hesitating_Heart> "Aww... They're cute!"

-*- Quicksilver looks at the jellies

<Melodious_Harmony> "... These Porings.... THEY'RE THE REASON WHY MY FS ACOLYTE ALWAYS DIE!!!"

<Quicksilver> "eh?"

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<Tashiki> "You think we can eat them? They look tasty like jelly."

<Cherenkov_Light> It bounces back from Rain's poke and quivers. "~Chu!"

<Ikea> "Hurry, before they corrupt our minds with their adorablenes"

<Rain_Drop> "Your what? Oh. My. God...."

-*- Melodious_Harmony stands up and takes her spear "THIS TIME! THIS TIME YOU ARE GOING DOWN"

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d20 for willpower.

<GameServ> 11 == 11

-*- Rain_Drop squees before wrapping one in a hug "This is so cute!"

-*- Hesitating_Heart manages to hold back her squees.

-*- Tashiki tries eating one.

<Ikea> [>inb4 stabbing them just makes a splorch sound with no damage]

<Melodious_Harmony> [well they DO drop apples when you kill them.]

<Melodious_Harmony> [Game-wise]

<Cherenkov_Light> It tries to devour Rain's forlegs. Tashiki's bounces out of the way.

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 for Init

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Cherenkov_Light> Rain takes 1 damage roll for init

<Ikea> !roll d20 init

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Rain_Drop> "Ouch!"

<Rain_Drop> !roll d20

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Tashiki> I run after it to try and catch it with my mouth.

<Tashiki> !roll d20 for speed

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Rain_Drop> "Why in the world did it just try to eat my forelegs?" Rain says as she drops the jelly and groups up with the others

<Ikea> "Maybe it likes sweet things..."

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 5d20

<GameServ> 3, 6, 19, 1, 18 == 47

<Ikea> [also, new ship: JellyDrop]

<Tashiki> "Why am i so fucking slow?" Tashiki says as she gives up and comes back to the group.

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 first poring attacks Mel!

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Rain_Drop> [Oh god, at least its not GumDrop....]

-*- Hesitating_Heart stays seated. "Uh... What exactly is going on?"

<Cherenkov_Light> It bounces harmlessly past her

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 second one attacks Ikea

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Rain_Drop> "The jellies are rustling our jimmies!"

<Melodious_Harmony> "HA! I KNOW YOU! I KNOW HOW YOU MOVE!"

<Tashiki> I open my mouth, ready to catch one if it attack me in my mouth

<Tashiki> !roll d20

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Cherenkov_Light> They really not that accurate

<Cherenkov_Light> only roll when I tell you to, Tashiki, please

<Tashiki> Ho ok.

<Tashiki> Sorry.

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Ikea

<Ikea> !roll d20 to stab it, really hoping the spear doesn't just sink in without doing any damage...

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Cherenkov_Light> Ikea misses it due to its bouncing movement. It jumps on top of the spear instead

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Mel.

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<Melodious_Harmony> "REVENGE FOR MY FULL SUPPORT ACOLYTE!!!"

<Mary_ONette> [fuck pc froze]

<Cherenkov_Light> [that's fine]

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20+2 for RAGE-INDUCED SPEAR STAB

<GameServ> (8) + 2 == 10

<Melodious_Harmony> [Poring AC is?]

-*- Hesitating_Heart is genuinely confused. She gets up and draws her sword. "D-do we really have to kill something so cute?"

<Cherenkov_Light> you hit, mel.

<Mary_ONette> [Porings are here?]

<Cherenkov_Light> yes we porings now.

<Ikea> [Porings. are here.]

<Melodious_Harmony> [Cheren, swear to god I will hate you if these are the Pori Pori variety.]

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<Cherenkov_Light> d6 damage, mel

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll d6

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Melodious_Harmony> "HAAACHA!"

-*- Mary_ONette snaps out her trance

<Cherenkov_Light> The spear reangees its face, and jelly starts oozing out, but its still alive.

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 poring mel, bounce attack

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Cherenkov_Light> Mel takes one damage

<Melodious_Harmony> [can I roll to dodge?]

<Melodious_Harmony> [oh nmn]

<Cherenkov_Light> nope, we in battle now.

<Melodious_Harmony> **[nvm]

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Quick.

<Quicksilver> !roll d20 as Quick picks one up, throws it in the air and tries to use her spear like a baseball bat on it to hit it out of the town

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Ikea> "So... they're living jelly drops... that bleed jelly..."

<Quicksilver> "STRIKE ONE!"

<Cherenkov_Light> Strike one... damng it

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 bounce into quick's leg

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Tashiki>  hu ho

<Cherenkov_Light> Quick takes two damage from a hard bounce!

<Quicksilver> "Nigger"

-*- Mary_ONette is squeeing at the porings

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, rain.

<Melodious_Harmony> [9HP]

<Melodious_Harmony> "Mary. Dont be daunted by the cuteness of the Porings!"

<Melodious_Harmony> "They're trying to bump us into oblivion and later eat us if we dont comply!"

<Tashiki> "Damn. I swear i only drank whiskey."

<Mary_ONette> "But I love Porings. they're so squishy."

<Melodious_Harmony> "MARY THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL US"

<Cherenkov_Light> Rain_Drop plz respond.

-*- Hesitating_Heart is just standing there with her sword. "I-I don't want to hurt something this cute!"

<Mary_ONette> "Righto" *takes out knife whip*

<Tashiki> "IT's funny! Wasn't her name something like hesitating something?"

<Melodious_Harmony> [Mary is a Dancer now? :D]

<Mary_ONette> [hue yep]

<Melodious_Harmony> [I be spearwoman]

<Quicksilver> [Mary is a lewd dancer]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 for poring to swallow virus

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Melodious_Harmony> [WAT]

<Cherenkov_Light> One of mary's putters is devoured!

<Quicksilver> [tfw]

<Cherenkov_Light> *puppets

<Mary_ONette> "I'm gonna choke a squishy"

<Cherenkov_Light> new round, roll for init.

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Mary_ONette> !roll d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Tashiki> !roll d20

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll d20 RAGE

<GameServ> 12 == 12

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<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 5d20

<GameServ> 3, 12, 6, 11, 17 == 49

<Cherenkov_Light> mary starts the round

<Mary_ONette> !roll d20 knife whip lash on the little fucker that has Virus

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Cherenkov_Light> dmg?

<Mary_ONette> !roll d6

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Hesitating_Heart> [Oh shit I'm sorry, I was sorting something out elsewhere, should I still roll for init?]

<Mary_ONette> "Give me back my daughter!"

<Ikea> [oops, also missed new round, not used to such quick rounds. . . ]

<Cherenkov_Light> sure, heart. The knife is plunged into it, but it bounces away

<Cherenkov_Light> roll as well, ikea

<Ikea> !roll d20 init

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d20 init.

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Tashiki> )=

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<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 bump ikea

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Cherenkov_Light> The poring jumps up and down

<Hidden_Glimmer> Dafuq's going on in here?

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, hesititating. noncannon fun.

<Mary_ONette> "Virus: um someone help me... I can't move, and slime is getting in places it shouldn't"

<Melodious_Harmony> [kinda lewd]

<Hesitating_Heart> [Can I just, like... Take a defensive posture? I've never really done anything like this before, so pardon if I'm full of questions.]

<Cherenkov_Light> fine. heasititaing hesitates. go, ikea.

<Hesitating_Heart> [;-;]

<Cherenkov_Light> no, you're fine, you can defend yourself.

<Mary_ONette> [Hesi ;A;]

-*- Melodious_Harmony channels her Inner Swordie self

<Ikea> !roll d20 make it bleed!

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Hidden_Glimmer> (I guess i can't join to whatever's going on?)

<Cherenkov_Light> [next round, Hidden]

<Cherenkov_Light> [post race and equip]

<Cherenkov_Light> [dmg, ikea]

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Noncanon, right?)

<Ikea> !roll d8

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Cherenkov_Light> [yes, totally noncannon]

<Hidden_Glimmer> Female Unicorn, Sword, Scale Harnass (AC+2), Saddlebags with a map

<Cherenkov_Light> Ikea kills the wounded one from earlier with a satisfiying blorp. a crystal drops

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d100

<GameServ> 72 == 72

<Cherenkov_Light> and an apple.

<Melodious_Harmony> [I KNEW IT]

-*- Ikea snatches the crystal, his horn going slightly curved

<Mary_ONette> [is the nerf still in effect?]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 bounce into ikea [for your puppets? well, one is trapped right now]

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Cherenkov_Light> It just looks cutely at Ikea instead

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Tashiki

<Tashiki> I try and nom a bite on a wore out jelly

<Mary_ONette> [glad to know... File is gonna cut loose finally]

<Tashiki> !rolld20

<Tashiki> !roll d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Tashiki> Epic. Fail.

<Cherenkov_Light> ....

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Cherenkov_Light> Tashiki is bit instead!

<Cherenkov_Light> -1 hp

<Tashiki> "Oww! You son of a bitch!"

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 gangbang Tashiki

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Cherenkov_Light> The second poring jumps harmlessly on Tashiki's head

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 for third poring attack

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Cherenkov_Light> The third one rubs up against Tashiki's foreleg

<Mary_ONette> [2cute4me]

<Tashiki> "FUCK OFF! either get in my mouth OR FUCK OFF!"

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Quick

<Tashiki> "Fucking living jelly"

<Quicksilver> !roll 2d20-4 to take out Edgy the Dagger and JUMP ON THE JELLIES, HACKING AND SLASHING TO CUT THE FUCK OUT OF THE LITTLE SHITS AS BRUTALLY AS POSSIBLE

<GameServ> 16, 2 == 18

<Cherenkov_Light> You hit once

<Quicksilver> !roll d6

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Leaving me alone on the clinic while you have fun here, thank you quick...)

<Quicksilver> [this is noncannon]

<Cherenkov_Light> Edgy cuts one, oozing out it's jelly, it still moves

<Hidden_Glimmer> (You don't say?)

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 to bleed on Quick

<GameServ> 14 == 14

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<Cherenkov_Light> The wounding poring bounces into quick, getting jelly everywhere

<Cherenkov_Light> New round

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Quicksilver> [tfw]

<Ikea> !roll d20 init

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Mary_ONette> !roll d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Tashiki> !roll d20

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Melodious_Harmony> [wait. I dont get a turn but I rolled a 12?]

<Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

-*- Hidden_Glimmer joins the battle because of reasons

<Melodious_Harmony> [meh]

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll d20 init

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Cherenkov_Light> shit. forgot, sorry, mel, roll.

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll d20+2 for BASH!

<GameServ> (9) + 2 == 11

<Cherenkov_Light> roll for damage

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<Melodious_Harmony> [d8?]

<Cherenkov_Light> [d6]

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d6

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Cherenkov_Light> Mel hits the one bleeding to death on quick and covers her in jelly. A crystal is dropped!

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d100

<GameServ> 75 == 75

<Cherenkov_Light> And another apple!

<Arrant> [Hm, whats goin' on in here?]

<Hidden_Glimmer> (What did i run into, anyways?)

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 3d20

<GameServ> 19, 8, 16 == 43

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 poring turns around and bumps Mary

<GameServ> 16 == 16

-*- Melodious_Harmony takes the Apple and Crystal "FOR THE GLORY OF RUNE-MIDGARD!!!"

<Tashiki> "Are they attacking us because i wanted to eat one?"

<Cherenkov_Light> Mary is stickied for one.

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, mary

-*- Mary_ONette uses the rage of a mother and slashes at Virus's captor "Give me back my child!"

<Mary_ONette> !roll d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Mary_ONette> [kek why]

<Melodious_Harmony> [gotta love that whip recoil]

<Cherenkov_Light> It bounces past her and eats her remaining puppet

<Mary_ONette> "File!!!"

<Tashiki> [Now you know what it feels to be me]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 mor poring shenanningas at hidden

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Cherenkov_Light> The pink jelly bounces into the newcommer for 1.

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, hidden

<Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 2d20

<GameServ> 17, 11 == 28

<Hidden_Glimmer> (That's one hit, right?)

<Cherenkov_Light> yes, one hit.

<Mary_ONette> "File:.When I get out of here..." "Virus: calm down...the slime feels nice." "File: but we don't feel."

<Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Tashiki> POPOPOOOOO

<Melodious_Harmony> [Virus lewd]

<Cherenkov_Light> The poring containing Virus and File explodes with a satisfying blorp!

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d100

<GameServ> 94 == 94

<Cherenkov_Light> kek. It drops a crystal and an apple

-*- Hidden_Glimmer collects the apple and crystal "What is going on here?!)

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, hesitating

<Mary_ONette> "File: we're free"

<Cherenkov_Light> Virus is gummed up

<Hesitating_Heart> [Oh!]

<Melodious_Harmony> "File and Virus! Retreat to get slimes out of your.. what ever."

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Tashiki

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d20 to stop being a scaredy-cat and slash at one of the weird slime things.

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Cherenkov_Light> heart misses wide

<Mary_ONette> *File and Virus both run to Mary* "Virus: it's in places I can't describe."

<Tashiki> I try once more to take a bite but this time with rage.

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<Tashiki> !roll d20+1

<GameServ> (19) + 1 == 20

<Cherenkov_Light> roll for damage

<Tashiki> !roll d6

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Cherenkov_Light> The rage makes Tashiki at least hit the target.

<Tashiki> [So this is it! what does it tastes like?]

<Cherenkov_Light> It tastes like sweetend strawberries!

<Ikea> [it tastes of adorable and evil]

<Hesitating_Heart> [>strawberries]

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Ikea

<Tashiki> "I KNEW IT! THEY'RE DELICIOUS!"

<Cherenkov_Light> meh.

<Hesitating_Heart> [maryplsno]

<Ikea> !roll d20 to stab a slime right in the evil

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Ikea> !roll d8

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Mary_ONette> [sceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnttsssssssss]

-*- Mary_ONette sniffs the air

<Cherenkov_Light> The bit one oozes more jelly, dribbling into Tashiki's mouth

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-*- Tashiki happily drinks it.

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 poroing po

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Melodious_Harmony> [YES]

<Cherenkov_Light> The remaining undamaged one bounces around the group, looking for the puppets

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, mel

-*- Melodious_Harmony channels her inner Swordsman class in RO again

<Mary_ONette> "I smell straaaawberriiiieesssss~"

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll d20+2 for BASH!

<GameServ> (4) + 2 == 6

<Cherenkov_Light> Melody does not have enough SP.

<Tashiki> "It's delicious Mary!"

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, quick.

<Quicksilver> !roll 2d20-4 to CUT THE WOUNDED ONE TO SHREDS, THEN RIP THE OTHER ONE APART

<GameServ> 12, 6 == 18

<Quicksilver> [pfft]

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Quick can't into all out attacks)

<Cherenkov_Light> Quick cuts the wounded one, exploding it all over Tashiki

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d100

<GameServ> 73 == 73

<Quicksilver> [i never get any luck usually glimmer]

<Tashiki> I open my mouth wide.

<Cherenkov_Light> It drops a crystal and an apple as well

<Tashiki> O.O

<Tashiki> oops

-*- Quicksilver takes the crystal and Apple "mine"

<Tashiki> Hu.... I think i swallowed it quicksilver...

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Cherenkov_Light> nope

-*- Quicksilver reaches down his throat and grabs it

<Cherenkov_Light> kek

<Tashiki> Good then =D

<Cherenkov_Light> that works, too

<Cherenkov_Light> New round, init rolls everypony.

<Mary_ONette> !roll d20

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Arrant> [Can I hop in?]

<Tashiki> !roll d20

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Tashiki> FUCK

<Cherenkov_Light> [sure!]

<Cherenkov_Light> [post race and equipment]

<Arrant> [Earth, Male, Axe]

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 init!

<GameServ> 5 == 5

-*- Melodious_Harmony sits down to recover SP

<Arrant> !roll d20 Arrant joins the brawl!

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Arrant> Veeeerry slowly.

<Ikea> !roll d20 init

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Who has the most crystals right now?)

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d20 init.

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Melodious_Harmony> [I have 1]

<Tashiki> It's a threeway tie.

<Mary_ONette> [o for me]

-*- Mary_ONette begins spinning her knife whip in a lust filled scent rampage "I smell the strawberries."

<Melodious_Harmony> [>tfw Melody is Strawberry scented too.]

<Quicksilver> !roll d20 oops sorry

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Mary_ONette> [and its still in her mane]

<Cherenkov_Light> !rol d20

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 2d20

<GameServ> 7, 18 == 25

<Cherenkov_Light> go, heart

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d20 to rush the cute little slime creature.

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Cherenkov_Light> It cutely bounces past.

<Cherenkov_Light> A dark shadow passes over the group. In the distance, a large goat walking upright can be seen wandering about the town.  It has a scythe.

<Mary_ONette> [FUCK]

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, mary

<Hesitating_Heart> [;-;]

<Mary_ONette> !roll d20 lashes out at a poring

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Cherenkov_Light> you hit!

<Mary_ONette> !roll d6

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Hidden_Glimmer> (GOAT!)

<Mary_ONette> [Bhaphomet!!]

<Cherenkov_Light> The lash spurts jelly from its body, covering the knife

-*- Mary_ONette licks the jelly

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 water attack mary

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Tashiki> "Say, am i the only one that find weird the apparition of thoses monsters all of a sudden?"

<Cherenkov_Light> It does not have any SP for the attack

<Hidden_Glimmer> "Yes"

<Mary_ONette> [I do love this]

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Ikea

-*- Melodious_Harmony still sitting down recovering SP

<Ikea> !roll d20 to pierce a strawberry flavoured monstrosity

<GameServ> 10 == 10

-*- Melodious_Harmony looks at Mary who was licking the Jelly "... Wait. They're edible? What do they taste like?"

<Cherenkov_Light> pierce it like the heavens!

<Ikea> !roll d8

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Cherenkov_Light> Almost....

<Tashiki> "Strawberry!"

<Mary_ONette> "Strawberriessss"

<Melodious_Harmony> "Like the one in your mane?"

<Mary_ONette> "yes!"

<Melodious_Harmony> [Melo-Troll]

-*- Mary_ONette sniffs her mane "ooooohhh yesssss"

<Melodious_Harmony> [The arena smells like Melody weeee]

<Cherenkov_Light> A green fly buzzes around the group now as well. It goes for Arrant!

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Mary_ONette> [a Chon Chon Cheren?]

<GM_Cherenkov> [dragon fly]

<Melodious_Harmony> [Steel Choncho- nevermind]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Cherenkov_Light> Arrant is hit hard!

<Arrant> [hp?]

<Hidden_Glimmer> (>Rolling 1d20 for dmg)

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Oh fuck)

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, hidden

<Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 2d20 to keep slashing the slimes

<GameServ> 11, 9 == 20

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Gah...)

<Cherenkov_Light> hidden slashes the air

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Quick.

<Quicksilver> !roll d20 to turn the most injured Poring into a kebab with her spear

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Arrant> [does this mean I have 1 Hit left?]

<Quicksilver> !roll d8

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Cherenkov_Light> It blorps, dropping another crystal

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Cherenkov_Light> fuck it. meant d100, and another apple. Remember what I said about food at the start

-*- Quicksilver takes the crystal "CRRRYYYYYSSSSSTAAAAAALLLLSSSSSS""

<Cherenkov_Light> Only the green fly is in range now. Roo, Mel.

-*- Quicksilver grabs the bapple too

<Tashiki> "What about crystals? It's not like they still have value here do they?"

<Ikea> [Quick moves on ahead...]

<Melodious_Harmony> [MOnsters in the field are what?]

<Mary_ONette> [porings, a dragon fly, fucking Bhaphomet is coming]

<Cherenkov_Light> no, porings left, dragon fly. bapho is still a ways away.

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20+2 to stand up and cast BASH on nearest injured poring

<GameServ> (12) + 2 == 14

<Hidden_Glimmer> (Gotta go, sorry. Tell me who won in the end. I give quick my crystal and apple)

<Cherenkov_Light> [allright]

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d6

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<-- Hidden_Glimmer ([email protected]) has quit (Quit: Web client closed)

<Melodious_Harmony> [-.-]

<Ikea> [>giving the one in the lead the crystal]

<Cherenkov_Light> Quick now has thre of the five crystals. Mel taps the dragonfly for 1

<Cherenkov_Light> Quick begins to glow. Arrant you're up next.

<Quicksilver> [what are these crystals? also thanks Glim]

<Arrant> !roll d20+2 "I hate dragon flys" I slap the dragonfly with my axe.

<GameServ> (9) + 2 == 11

<Cherenkov_Light> roll for damage

<Arrant> !roll d8

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Cherenkov_Light> Damn, that thing seems tough

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Tashiki

<Tashiki> I go lick the slime on the floor.

<Tashiki> !roll d20

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Ikea> [lewd]

<Melodious_Harmony> **u lick dirt instead

<Cherenkov_Light> [was going just for normal jellopies, but use your imagination. you have most of them so you're powered up now]

<Quicksilver> [your licking skills suk]

<Cherenkov_Light> Tashki licks the dirt instead

<Melodious_Harmony> [lrn 2 aim]

<Mary_ONette> [Cheren you're awesome]

<Tashiki> )=

<Tashiki> I sux

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 2d20 new round.

<GameServ> 17, 15 == 32

<Mary_ONette> !roll d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 INIT!

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Ikea> !roll d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Tashiki> !roll D20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Arrant> !roll d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Tashiki> FUCK

<Melodious_Harmony> [that what u get for licking dirt]

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d2-

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Arrant> [or using the capital D]

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Cherenkov_Light> Arrant starts us off.

<Hesitating_Heart> [Well then.]

<Melodious_Harmony> [LOL HESI]

<Tashiki> LOL

<Arrant> !roll d20+2 I AXE the dragon fly to leave

<GameServ> (3) + 2 == 5

<Mary_ONette> "I'll show you how it's done" *lewdly licks the slime*

<Cherenkov_Light> It stays

<Melodious_Harmony> [that what u get for puns]

<Arrant> [:(]

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Ikea

<Tashiki> "hummm you lick the slime good"

<Melodious_Harmony> [iz fine. I lol anyways.]

<Arrant> [tehe]

<Ikea> !roll d20 to kill it, wouldn't want this fight to drag on

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Cherenkov_Light> but it did drag on.

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 for attack on ikea due to pun

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Cherenkov_Light> The dragon fly cannot fly straight due to the corniness of the joke.

-*- Melodious_Harmony inspects crystal "... I thought they drop jellopies..?"

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 to realize its an Event

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Mary_ONette> "Maybe these are different"

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Quick. +3 to hit.

<Quicksilver> !roll d20+3 to go super saiyin and spear the dragonfly in the eye with all the power of the CRYYYSSSSTAAAALLSSSS

<GameServ> (17) + 3 == 20

<Cherenkov_Light> roll for damage

<Melodious_Harmony> "...-!! Its an EVENT! Something is up!"

<Quicksilver> !roll d8

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Mary_ONette> "You don't mean... oh fuck."

<Tashiki> "An event... Then..."

<Cherenkov_Light> Quick causes a massive wound on the fly for 24 damage!

<Arrant> "An event? Whats an event?"

<Melodious_Harmony> "... There might be a MVP coming soon!"

<Arrant> "Whats an MVP?"

<Melodious_Harmony> "A boss monster!"

<Cherenkov_Light> Bapho is coming....

<Arrant> "Whats going on? Where am I? Who are you?"

<Mary_ONette> "I played enough Raganrok to know what's coming"

<Tashiki> "Are we being played with?"

<Cherenkov_Light> Go Mary

<Mary_ONette> !roll d20 constriction slam

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Melodious_Harmony> "Buffs plz."

<Cherenkov_Light> Mary misses with the whip

<Melodious_Harmony> "Heal plz"

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Mel.

-*- Melodious_Harmony stands up

<Quicksilver> "Buy some apples"

<Arrant> "Apples?"

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 to cast BASH on dragin fly

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Cherenkov_Light> bash it!

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d6 URA!

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Mary_ONette> "Woo hoo go Melo."

<Cherenkov_Light> It is bashed mighitly! It's flying is erratic

<Melodious_Harmony> [Did I stun it? :D]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Cherenkov_Light> yes.

<Mary_ONette> [Yes]

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, tai

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<Melodious_Harmony> [SUCCESSFUL BASH IS SUCCESSFUL!]

<Cherenkov_Light> *tashiki

<Mary_ONette> [now I want to play ragnarok again]

<Arrant> [never played it]

<Tashiki> !roll 5d20 - 10 as, drunken, i try to ascend to a higher planer of existence.

<GameServ> 10, 18, 19, 9, 4 == 60

<Melodious_Harmony> [I'm on a private server. PvPriest yo]

<Mary_ONette> [nice]

<Cherenkov_Light> Tashiki gets on a drunker plane of existence

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Heart

<Quicksilver> [its called the floor of the bar]

<Tashiki> [Will it boost my attacks?]

<Cherenkov_Light> If you manage to hit anything sure

<Hesitating_Heart> [is the dragon fly flying high?]

<Hesitating_Heart> [no lie?]

<Mary_ONette> "File, Virus it's time to shine"

<Cherenkov_Light> not, too high. Noncannon, I make up the rules.

<Melodious_Harmony> [Its stunned. So its pretty easy to hit]

<Tashiki> [-4 in aiming +2 in damage ok?]

<Cherenkov_Light> that's fine for here.

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d20 to attempt to attack the Dragonfly with her sword.

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Cherenkov_Light> it hits!

<Cherenkov_Light> d8 plz

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Cherenkov_Light> The dragon fly goes down! It drops some grape juice! and a crystal!

<Arrant> "?"

<Tashiki> !roll d20 jump on the crystal.

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d20 to batter Tash off my loot with my pommel.

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Arrant> !roll d20 take crystal?

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Ikea> "damn loot ninja"

<Ikea> "I say we kick. . ."

<Quicksilver> !roll d20 to TK it while they ar distracted

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Quicksilver> "you are wecome"

<Tashiki> Tiebreaker?

<Melodious_Harmony> [TK from angel beats?]

<Cherenkov_Light> Quick gets a fourth crystal!

<Arrant> [hax]

-*- Hesitating_Heart grabs the grape juice. Screw Quick for taking my crystal!

<Melodious_Harmony> "... huh...?"

<Tashiki> "LEt me eat it!

-*- Mary_ONette prepares herself for the big one and switches to her detachable staff "ok my children it's time to pierce the heavens"

<Melodious_Harmony> "Quick! What do you feel right now?"

<Cherenkov_Light> New round, roll for init when you're ready. PvP enabled.

<Tashiki> !roll d20

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Mary_ONette> !roll d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Arrant> !roll d20 Init

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 init~!

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d20 init.

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Hesitating_Heart> >1

<Quicksilver> !roll d20 init [what are we fighting again>]

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Melodious_Harmony> [screw you kek~ <3]

<Mary_ONette> "I'll be taking those gems Qucik"

<Mary_ONette> *Quick

<Cherenkov_Light> [giant goat with a scythe. fun times]

-*- Quicksilver places all the crystals in a safe place

<Ikea> !roll d20

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Tashiki> "Let me lend a hand."

<Cherenkov_Light> [or each other. I'll see how this goes]

<Mary_ONette> [fucking Baphomet]

<Tashiki> [Can we do a team attack? Would be awesome.]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Hesitating_Heart> [We have to combine together and call the megazord.]

<Arrant> [I'LL FORM THE HEAD]

<Melodious_Harmony> [Cheren I will hate you if you apply a Coma roll on Bapho attacks.]

<Cherenkov_Light> Mary starts off the round. Bapho is within range if you wish to attack it, or go after quick. your choice.

<Tashiki> [I WANNA BE THE LEFT FOOT]

<Mary_ONette> !roll d20+2 has Virus and File both attack the Baphomet

<GameServ> (9) + 2 == 11

<Arrant> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMgsAD3D948]

-*- Quicksilver inserts the crystals into her body to keep them sfe

<Hesitating_Heart> [LEWD.]

<Melodious_Harmony> [totally lewd]

<Cherenkov_Light> Bapho ignores the two puppets as mere insects

<Mary_ONette> [kinky]

<Tashiki> [lewd]

<Quicksilver> "ooOOooo feeels like POWER!"

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Tashiki

<Mary_ONette> "File: he's to strong"

<Cherenkov_Light> Quick really feels the power with the crystals now being inside of her.

<Tashiki> !roll 5d20 I go further into my drunken awakening.

<GameServ> 5, 5, 4, 17, 10 == 41

<Cherenkov_Light> Tashiki pukes instead

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Ikea.

<Mary_ONette> *Virus takes out her scythe and points it at Baphomet* "Virus: we mustn't let up, keep fighting brother... for the honor of the puppets."

-*- Ikea decides that Quick's too far in the lead, so he might as well just boost her more...

<Ikea> !roll d20 to shove his crystal up along side the others

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Melodious_Harmony> [LEWD]

<Melodious_Harmony> [MY MIND]

<Quicksilver> "aahn~!"

<Cherenkov_Light> you shove the crystal into Quick's crystal slot.

<Arrant> [I don't get it]

<Arrant> [Oh, now I get it[

<Mary_ONette> [oh my. the kinky is arrousing]

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Arrant

<Tashiki> "My. What a slut."

<Arrant> !roll d20+2 Fuck you Bapohmalamalamala I have an axe

<GameServ> (12) + 2 == 14

<Cherenkov_Light> you hit

<Mary_ONette> "Quick use your inner crystals... UNLEASH THE POWER!!!"

<Cherenkov_Light> d6

<Arrant> !roll d6 I don't need no crystals let the MOTHA FUCKA burn

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Cherenkov_Light> You knick Bapho. It is unphased

<Arrant> "Bitch please."

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Heart.

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d20 to strike the goat.

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Cherenkov_Light> hit goat

<Cherenkov_Light> [d8]

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll d8 to hurt said goat.

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Cherenkov_Light> It smacked for 5. It seems really big.

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, quick +5 now.

<Mary_ONette> "Bring it big boy.... lets see what you smell like down there."

<Quicksilver> !roll 2d20+1 as Quick goes all anime on Baphomet using the power of the crystals combined to omnislash the fucker with everything she has

<GameServ> (8, 15) + 1 == 24

<Cherenkov_Light> you hit once then.

<Quicksilver> !roll d8

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Quicksilver> [pfft]

<Cherenkov_Light> It looks at your pathetic attempt, and notices a few hairs missing.

<Melodious_Harmony> [plz dont activate coma.]

<Arrant> [whats coma?]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 hit arrant because that's ow it usually goes, killing the weakest one first.

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Tashiki> "Some ennemies... An event... a boss..."

<Cherenkov_Light> Arrant narrowly avoids the giant scythe!

<Arrant> [>the weakest]

<Tashiki> "Are we being played with...?"

-*- Mary_ONette starts spinning her staff "The scents.... your musk smells of garlic goat man."

<Melodious_Harmony> [Coma = 1HKO]

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Mel.

<Arrant> [Can I get a heal?]

<Cherenkov_Light> [if someone feels like giving you an apple]

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 to cast Auto-Berzerk on self

<GameServ> 6 == 6

-*- Ikea shrugs trying to shake the fluids from his hoof "Who knows... at least events usually means neat loot, right?"

<Cherenkov_Light> Melody still has too much HP! New round!

<Arrant> !roll d20 Init

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Mary_ONette> !roll d20

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Ikea> !roll d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Tashiki> "But... If we're being played with... that means..." Tashiki grins

<Tashiki> !roll d20

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 init

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Melodious_Harmony> [Wait. Auto zerk is a buff. it automatically puts me on Berzerk if I get my HP low enough]

<Tashiki> "I know what to do if we really are in a game." MY grin grow wider.

<Cherenkov_Light> Tashiki starts us off

<Cherenkov_Light> [exactly, mel]

<Tashiki> !rolld20 "Take that you freak! my KONAMI CODE! ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA!"

<Tashiki> !roll d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Ikea> [you forgot select start]

<Cherenkov_Light> Konami code does not work in online game

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, arrant

<Arrant> !roll d20+2 to channel the power of the Heavens into my Unity Axe, and all THE FEELS IN THE WORLD, into One Big Fucking Slash on the Goatman

<GameServ> (6) + 2 == 8

<Tashiki> "Ha.... I guess i'm too drunk to make good decisions."

<Arrant> [hue]

<Arrant> "HEALERS DOWN! NEED A REZ! OUT OF MANA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

<Cherenkov_Light> lel. you  swing wildly. all the feels when you have no gf

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, quick.

<Quicksilver> !roll 2d20+1 for Quick to draw upon the power of the crystals inside her and Falcon Punch his face [with Quick's spear]

<GameServ> (5, 17) + 1 == 23

<Cherenkov_Light> 1 hit again. lel.

<Quicksilver> !roll d8

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Quicksilver> [pfft]

<Melodious_Harmony> [FALCON BOOP]

<Arrant> [our faces when http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDeE7rnVPpY]

<Cherenkov_Light> ...You chip at it. maybe trimming its hoof?

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, mary

-*- Mary_ONette charges forward jumps to run up his scythe, jump to his shoulder and bash it upside the head with her staff

<Mary_ONette> !roll d20 staff bash anime style

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Mary_ONette> awww

<Cherenkov_Light> It sees you, mary

<Arrant> [Need  a heal]

<Mary_ONette> "Sup hommie?"

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 to toss mary into the air with scythe and hit like baseball bat.

<GameServ> 12 == 12

<Melodious_Harmony> [Arrant what's your HP]

<Arrant> [Well, I took 9 dmg so...]

<Arrant> [1]

<Arrant> [ahehehe...]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 2d20

<GameServ> 7, 9 == 16

<Mary_ONette> [I wish to do somethinf while I'm in the air for my next turn]

<Cherenkov_Light> And mary is out of the game! She flys away and will land later on, I'll allow it mary before you go slpat.

<Melodious_Harmony> [WAIT THAT'S A COMA ROLL?!]

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Mel. No, that was her being it, and the falling damage.

-*- Melodious_Harmony goes to Arrant and gives apple to Arrant

<Cherenkov_Light> Arrant is back at full health!

<Arrant> "YOU ARE GOOD DOKTOR~"

<Melodious_Harmony> [TAKE MY YGGDRASIL FRUIT]

<Arrant> "THANK YOU!"

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Ikea

-*- Arrant omnomnoms "That was delicious!"

-*- Melodious_Harmony defends Arrant while he's recovering "You can thank me later, comrade"

<Ikea> !roll d20 to poke its eye out! or... chip its hoof, it I can reach it. . .

<GameServ> 18 == 18

<Cherenkov_Light> roll for damage

<Ikea> !roll d8

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Cherenkov_Light> Nice! You jab its shin!

<Ikea> "Fear my spear! Fear the name of ankle biter!"

<Cherenkov_Light> New round!

<Mary_ONette> !roll d20

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Ikea> !roll d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 init!

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Arrant> !roll d20 init'

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Mary_ONette> [good enuh]

<Arrant> "'M GONNA EVISCERATE YOU AND USE YOUR GASTROINTESTINAL TRACT AS A CONDOM WHILE I FORNICATE WITH YOUR SKULL!!!"

<Tashiki> !roll d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Tashiki

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d20 for init oh god

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Tashiki> !roll d20 I go hug the villian

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Arrant> [is quick still here?]

<Quicksilver> [yep]

<Cherenkov_Light> Your hug. It does nothing.

<Quicksilver> [why?]

<Arrant> [ah ok. didnt see ya]

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, arrant

<Arrant> [...I want your crystals ._.]

<Cherenkov_Light> [you could always try taking them]

<Arrant> !roll d20+2 I SLAP THE MOTHERFUCKER... with my [censor]

<GameServ> (10) + 2 == 12

<Cherenkov_Light> hit

<Arrant> !roll d6 Skull fuck

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Arrant> [hue]

<Cherenkov_Light> Its too tall for you to do that

<Arrant> [Oh well]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 arrant ded again

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Arrant> "I CANNOT BE DED"

<Cherenkov_Light> It swings and misses arrant once more!

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, heart

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d20 to toss my sword at its face.

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Arrant> "FEAR ME, AND MY MAGNIFICENT HORSE [censor]!! ]

<Arrant> *"

<Cherenkov_Light> You toss the sword and it gets caught in its neck fur.

<Hesitating_Heart> "Blast."

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Mel.

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 for BASH its shin

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Cherenkov_Light> [ending this soon. must eat]

<Arrant> "LETS FORM A GIANT ROBOT AND WASTE HIM!'

<Cherenkov_Light> You are not close enough and your sp is wasted

<Arrant> "I'LL FORM THE [censor]"

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, mary

<Tashiki> "I'll be the left leg!"

-*- Mary_ONette uses the falling speed to increase her velocity, points her staff forward and spinning like a drill aiming for the Baphomet's head "HOT BLOODED VELOCITY DRILL!!!"

<Mary_ONette> !roll d20+3 velocity pierce it's skull with

<GameServ> (12) + 3 == 15

<Arrant> [Can we do that? Form MechaHorse?]

<Mary_ONette> [would it be a d8?]

<Cherenkov_Light> I'll allow it, you're still going to hit the ground, though....sure.

<Mary_ONette> !roll d8

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Tashiki> -_-

<Arrant> [well, its sumthin'...]

<Tashiki> !roll d6

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Tashiki> ^

<Cherenkov_Light> It cries out in pain as you drill its eye! Mary, her velocity spent, hits the ground. hard.  Bones crack and she lies twitching. Now you're at -6, Mary.

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Ikea.

<Mary_ONette> "totally worth it...."

-*- Mary_ONette is out cold"bleh"

<Ikea> !roll d20 to deeply penetrate its ankle

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Cherenkov_Light> Ikea cannot hit the large target.

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, Quicksilver.

<Quicksilver> !roll 2d20+5 to go all Metal Gear Rising on his ass, using crystal power to jump up onto it, grab the sword out of its neck fur, slow time, then Blade Mode the fucker in the throat

<GameServ> (3, 6) + 5 == 14

<Quicksilver> [fuq]

<Mary_ONette> [damn]

<Quicksilver> [im so damn unlucky]

<Cherenkov_Light> .....

<Arrant> [gib crystal 2 earf pone]

<Tashiki> !roll d1

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Cherenkov_Light> New round. let's see what happens.

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Ikea> !roll d20

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 kek demands it

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Arrant> !roll d20 NO MORE CENSORSHIP IT HOLDS ME BACK

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Tashiki> !roll d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Tashiki> NAtural

<Arrant> [TASH. dont fuck it up]

<Cherenkov_Light> TASH FUK IT UP

<Arrant> NU

<Tashiki> I approach it. "Sorry about all that... We attacked you out of being scared while you idd nothing to us... Would you be so kind as to forgive us?

<Tashiki> !roll d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Arrant> [YOU BLEW IT]

<Quicksilver> !roll 2d20+5 to do what i tried to do last round lel[hue]

<GameServ> (7, 5) + 5 == 17

<Quicksilver> woops

<Quicksilver> lel

<Quicksilver> pressed enter]

<Rain_Drop> [guh fuck fell aslsep...i miss much?]

<Quicksilver> [dont count that]

<Cherenkov_Light> [nope, join in, rain, roll for init]

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<Rain_Drop> !roll d20

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Cherenkov_Light> [quick has 5 crystals inside her

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<Mary_ONette_> What I miss?

<Cherenkov_Light> you are fighting a giant goat with a scythe

<Arrant> [you have -6 HP]

<Tashiki> [So cherenkov, gonna answer me?]

<Cherenkov_Light> It thinks. Quick your turn.

<Tashiki> "don't attack!"

<Quicksilver> !roll 2d20+5 to do what i tried to do last round lel [waiting my turn this time lel]

<GameServ> (12, 10) + 5 == 27

<Hesitating_Heart> "ZANDATSU THAT MOTHERFUCKER!"

<Tashiki> "He's thinking about calming down! Stop it you fool!"

<Cherenkov_Light> you hit twice. ib4 2 damage

<Quicksilver> !roll 2d8  we need some battle music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfPVl33Xu7s

<GameServ> 7, 7 == 14

<Tashiki> Wow.

<Tashiki> [Now you got it angry]

<Hesitating_Heart> You did it. You S-Ranked it.

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<Cherenkov_Light> It stumbles backwards, bleeding heavily. It takes a knee and holds itself up with the scythe! 70 damage.

<Melodious_Harmony> [WTF]

-*- Tashiki yells "Stop! He wasn't on guard because we were talking!"

<Mary_ONette> [fucking pc]

<Arrant> [CAN I ABSORB THE GOAT'S SOUL?]

<Quicksilver> [YES YES, SPLIT IT WIDE OPEN!]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 to lash out at Quick for one last attack

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Hesitating_Heart> [Mary, you just missed Quick zandatsu the goat for 70 HP.]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Mary_ONette> [;A;]

<Cherenkov_Light> Quick gets smacked for 10. -2

<Tashiki> "Sorry mister goat"

<Arrant> [I'll take them crystals!]

<Quicksilver> !roll d20 to sustain myself using the crystals

<GameServ> 10 == 10

<Hesitating_Heart> "Quick? Quick?! QUIIIIIIIIICK!"

<Cherenkov_Light> Your turn Ikea

<Tashiki> "Spare him! Please! I beg the good of your heart!"

<Cherenkov_Light> The crystals keep you conscious.

<Cherenkov_Light> you're still bleeding, though.

<Ikea> !roll d20 to throw the spear

<GameServ> 9 == 9

-*- Mary_ONette is still out cold

<Ikea> damn. . .

<Tashiki> "Noooooo you barbaric fools!"

<Cherenkov_Light> The spear is thrown and lands harmlessly next to it.

<Arrant> [does she still have the crystals?]

<Cherenkov_Light> [yes they are inside her]

<Arrant> [ah]

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, arrant

<Tashiki> "Anyone got an apple to give me?

<Arrant> [WELP HERE GOES NUFFIN'[

<Quicksilver> [they are keeping me consious yes, i should still be able to zandatsu it]

<Hesitating_Heart> [Can I pour my grape juice on Quick?]

<Arrant> !roll d20+2 to overpower the goat's will and channel his power into my being and ascend t- FUCK IT! I SLAP HIM WITH MY DICK

<GameServ> (6) + 2 == 8

<Ikea> [... I souhld have used my turn to forcefeed you an apple, instead. . .]

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<Arrant> [GOD DAMN IT]

<Cherenkov_Light> Arrant cannot into the dick slap

<Tashiki> "Can anyone give me food?"

<Mary_ONette> [poor Arrant]

<Cherenkov_Light> Go Rain, you can your your turn, Heart.

<Quicksilver> [sure Hesi]

<Hesitating_Heart> [Ah, okay.]

<Cherenkov_Light> Mary and quick are bleeding out.

<Quicksilver> [i like being sticky]

<Arrant> I remember my master's words "You are a fool, Arrant-san... The way of the Dick Slap takes YEARS to master..."

<Mary_ONette> [oooohhh myyyy]

<Mary_ONette> [I'll make you sticky]

-*- Rain_Drop walks over to Quick and unwraps a bandage to stop the bleeding

<Tashiki> "Seriously you guys stop ignoring me! I need an apple!"

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Cherenkov_Light> [unless you want to roll for bandage]

<Arrant> "But Sensei!" "ENOUGH! YOU WILL NEVER LEARN THE WAYS OF THE DICK SLAP!"

-*- Arrant 's pride takes 5 dmg

<Mary_ONette> "File: mother get up...." "Virus:...mom..she's not moving.."

<Cherenkov_Light> Heart's turn next Quick still needs attention, but the blood has stopped flowing.

<Tashiki> "Why are you so mean to me! I just need an apple you guys!"

-*- Hesitating_Heart considers giving Mary or Quick some food... Forget it. She moves to grapple the goat.

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d20

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Ikea> "You'll get an apple, just hold on"

<Tashiki> "Thanks friend."

<Cherenkov_Light> Heart is batted away with the end of the scythe

<Quicksilver> [u suk hesi]

<Tashiki> [Giving it on your next turn?]

<Hesitating_Heart> [;_;

<Cherenkov_Light> New round

<Mary_ONette> [;A; nuuuuu\]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d20 FINAL BASH

<GameServ> 4 == 4

<Tashiki> !roll d20

<GameServ> 9 == 9

<Mary_ONette> !roll d20 File's init

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Arrant> !roll d20 init

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Quicksilver> !roll d20

<GameServ> 11 == 11

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d20 for EL LUCHADORE PONITO

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Quicksilver> [Hesi i need a Resi]

<Ikea> !roll d20

<GameServ> 19 == 19

<Cherenkov_Light> Ikea starts off the round.

<Arrant> I rolled a 3, because my pride is ded ;A;

<Tashiki> [Plz ikea]

<Mary_ONette> *File loses it and runs at the Baphomet*

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 init

<GameServ> 14 == 14

-*- Ikea forcefeeds Quick an apple, psuedo-sexually

<Tashiki> "Awww fuck! I wanted one!"

<Cherenkov_Light> QUICK SNAPS BACK TO FULL HEALTH

<Mary_ONette> "Virus: File NO!!!"

<Cherenkov_Light> Go, heart

-*- Hesitating_Heart pours her grape juice all over Mary's body~~~

<Mary_ONette> "File: protect mother's body... I must do this."

<Tashiki> "Someone please give me an apple! Please you're my friends..."

-*- Quicksilver noms the apple from Ikea and gets up

<Cherenkov_Light> The wounds close. Being food and not drink, she is at 1 hp.

<Cherenkov_Light> *drink and not food

<Cherenkov_Light> You're up, Mel.

<Rain_Drop> !roll d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

-*- Arrant has disconnected from the sever

<Cherenkov_Light> kek

<Tashiki> "Gimme an apple!"

<Cherenkov_Light> RAIN STEALS THE INITIVIE, GO FOR THE KILL

-*- Arrant is raging behind his computer.

-*- Mary_ONette is still out but smiles "totally worth it..."

-*- Arrant is frantically trying to log back onto the server

-*- Rain_Drop tosses Tashi a biscuit before stabbing at the goat?

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<Cherenkov_Light> stab goat

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 to BERZERK MODE

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Rain_Drop> !roll d20

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Honey_Rose> wat

<Tashiki> "THANK YOU MAN!"

<Cherenkov_Light> Rain misses, Melody hits

<Melodious_Harmony> [d8?]

<Mary_ONette> [I'm all sticky... Thank you Hesi ;A;]

<Cherenkov_Light> yes

<Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d8

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Cherenkov_Light> Mel gets the kill! She gets a hat!

-*- Arrant pride is ded

<Arrant> !roll d20 levels of ded pride

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Tashiki> )=

-*- Quicksilver jumps on its back, slices down in blade mode, then tears out its spine "ZANDATSUUUU!"

<Hesitating_Heart> [It was my pleasure, Mary. :3]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 3d100

<GameServ> 99, 63, 20 == 182

<Hesitating_Heart> "L-L-LAWS OF NATURE"

-*- Melodious_Harmony picks up headgear

-*- Arrant pouts

<Mary_ONette> *File stops seeing that it died* "File:..mom"

<Arrant> "I DIDN'T DO SHIT"

<Mary_ONette> !roll d20 wake up

<GameServ> 14 == 14

<Arrant> "Maaaan, sheeeeit..."

<Cherenkov_Light> As MVP, Quick gets a bapho doll, another hat, and a box.

-*- Quicksilver holds the severed spine up in her hooves, before crushing it and absorbing its POWAHH

-*- Mary_ONette slowly gets up "ugh why am I all sticky?"

<Honey_Rose> As best pony, Honey gets Quick

<Arrant> Honey pls

<Melodious_Harmony> [good luck absorbing the power of a death god.]

-*- Tashiki licks mary.

-*- Quicksilver is happy that Honey wants her

<Hesitating_Heart> "Because I poured grape juice all over you.

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll d100 for power absorbtion

<GameServ> 43 == 43

-*- Hesitating_Heart also licks Mary.

<Cherenkov_Light> you have to beat that number, quick

<Arrant> !roll d100 to absorb the power of the death god

<GameServ> 6 == 6

<Hesitating_Heart> "Tastes like grape juice.

<Arrant> aw...

-*- Mary_ONette gives Hesi a sticky hug

<Hesitating_Heart> "* "*

<Melodious_Harmony> [what do I get?]

<Quicksilver> !roll d100 I WILL DRINK YOUR SOUL

<GameServ> 42 == 42

<Quicksilver> OH SHIT

<Arrant> [1 off]

<Tashiki> !roll d100 I DRINK SOUL NOW

<GameServ> 62 == 62

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll d100 for soul absorbtion powahs.

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Tashiki> I did it.

<Hesitating_Heart> ;-;

<Cherenkov_Light> THE POWER IS TOO MUCH! IT OVERWHELMS QUICK AND SHE TURNS ON THE PARTY! ENJOY!

<Arrant> !roll d100 I just want a prize ;-;

<GameServ> 21 == 21

<Tashiki> i DID it.

<Mary_ONette> !roll d100 rage of File

<GameServ> 88 == 88

<Cherenkov_Light> QUICK NOW HAS 50 HP, +5 TO HIT, AND X5 DAMAGE. ENJOY

<Quicksilver> !roll 2d20+5 to maul you all

<GameServ> (3, 20) + 5 == 28

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll d100 to instagib Quick.

<GameServ> 26 == 26

<Arrant> !roll d20 to steal Quick's crystals

<GameServ> 8 == 8

<Cherenkov_Light> [nat twenty]

<Quicksilver> nat 20 on arrant

<Arrant> ...

<Arrant> !roll d20 DODGE IT, PLS

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Tashiki> !roll d20 init

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Quicksilver> !roll d15 damage

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Quicksilver> hue

<Arrant> !roll d20 init

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Cherenkov_Light> NO INIT HERE, WE CHAOS NOW

<Rain_Drop> !roll d20

<GameServ> 20 == 20

<Mary_ONette> !roll d20 File charges at Quick

<GameServ> 7 == 7

<Quicksilver> !roll 5d20+10 to beat them all down

<GameServ> (4, 18, 16, 14, 2) + 10 == 64

<Quicksilver> 5 hits!

<Honey_Rose> !roll d20 to hump to death

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Mary_ONette> !roll d20 dodge and slam

<GameServ> 3 == 3

<Honey_Rose> dtf

<Tashiki> !roll 100d1 to absorb belzebuth's soul from his living body.

<GameServ> 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 == 100

<Arrant> !roll d20+2 TO STEAL'S QUICKS POWER

<GameServ> (13) + 2 == 15

<Arrant> I HAVE THE POWER

<Quicksilver> !roll 5d10 to hug them all to death

<GameServ> 2, 10, 3, 3, 8 == 26

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll 1d20+1 to cut off Arrant's head.

<GameServ> (12) + 1 == 13

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 10d8

<GameServ> 3, 4, 6, 3, 7, 6, 1, 4, 7, 1 == 42

<Tashiki> !roll d5 for how many hours my hug with QUIK last

<GameServ> 3 == 3

-*- Hesitating_Heart shakes her head and leaves. this is far too silly.

<Arrant> !roll d20 Nup I LIFE

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Ikea> !roll d20 to hug back into sanity

<GameServ> 16 == 16

<Arrant> !roll d100 to ascend to Godhood

<GameServ> 13 == 13

<Mary_ONette> !roll 3d20  mother/File/Virus bouncer conflict prevention

<GameServ> 11, 14, 7 == 32

<Rain_Drop> ???

<Quicksilver> !roll d20+19  to return to the world of canon after opening the box she got and hugging the doll

<GameServ> (5) + 19 == 24

<Arrant> !roll d100 to ascend to higher plane of exsistance

<GameServ> 2 == 2

<Cherenkov_Light> hope you all enjoyed this event. will do something like it another time.

<Arrant> !roll d100 to ascend to my planar form

<GameServ> 31 == 31

<Arrant> sigh

<Arrant> no prize for me ;-;

<Mary_ONette> [I had fun]

<Cherenkov_Light> !roll 5d100

<GameServ> 38, 83, 30, 79, 70 == 300

<Quicksilver> what is in the box cheren~

<Rain_Drop> [yaay]

<Arrant> I had fun as well.

<Hesitating_Heart> [I had a fun as well]

-*- Mary_ONette is sticky

<Cherenkov_Light> >300 exactly. this calls for something. I'll let you know what's in the box when I get back.

<Arrant> even if it did get a little silly toward the end

-*- Hesitating_Heart licks Mary clean IN A NON-SEXUAL MANNER.

-*- Honey_Rose knows what is in Quick's box

<Mary_ONette> [too late]

-*- Arrant slowly walks off, with his head hung low

-*- Quicksilver wants Honey to open it

-*- Honey_Rose does

<Mary_ONette> [it's already sexual Hesi]

<Melodious_Harmony> [what do I get?]

<Arrant> [a hat]

<Hesitating_Heart> [oh ok ;-;]

-*- Quicksilver moans as the crystals fall out of her

<Melodious_Harmony> [wat hat. ; n ;]

<Arrant> [a nifty hat :D]

-*- Quicksilver is no longer super saiyin

<Arrant> [jk its a gibus]

-*- Honey_Rose licks up Quicksilver's plushie skittles

-*- Arrant spots crystals

-*- Ikea steals all the crystals

<Arrant> !roll d20 GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE

<GameServ> 12 == 12

-*- Quicksilver eats the crystals

<Cherenkov_Light> magjestic goat.

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-*- Arrant takes crystals

-*- Quicksilver digests them

<Arrant> "I'M SUPERMAN!"

-*- Honey_Rose licks up Quicksilver's plushie skittles < I already ate them fgt

<Ikea> !roll for crystal grab

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<-> You are now known as Cherenkov_food

<Mary_ONette> "But Hesiiiiiiii not infront of the others~~~"

<Ikea> !roll d20 for crystal grab

<GameServ> 5 == 5

<Arrant> !roll d20 to rocket off TO DA MOON

<GameServ> 15 == 15

<Honey_Rose> I swer u guys metagame godmodders I swer

-*- Quicksilver loves the way Honey licks up her skittles

<Arrant> "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!"

<Cherenkov_food> Ikea forget to roll a number for the die! he is now inside one of the crystals!

<Rain_Drop> i am a pegasus and what is this?

<Hesitating_Heart> "F-fine, somewhere else then!"

-*- Arrant is now on the moon

<Cherenkov_food> allright, food for real now. later.

<Mary_ONette> "Here is fine"

-*- Ikea is inside a crystal inside of Quick

-*- Ikea is screaming, vore is not hes fetish

<Ikea> his*

<Arrant> hue

-*- Quicksilver doesnt notice he is gone because BG pone

-*- Arrant still has a sad :9

<Arrant> *:(

<Mary_ONette> "Aaahh Hesi~~"

<Hesitating_Heart> "M-Mary, not so loud...!"

<Mary_ONette> "Oh sorry~"

-*- Rain_Drop pokes Quick

-*- Quicksilver is poked

-*- Rain_Drop is bored and sleepy

-*- Quicksilver hugs Rain

-*- Rain_Drop is hugged and nuzzles Quick on her neck

<Rain_Drop> !roll d100 plushie Rain Drop

<GameServ> 62 == 62

-*- Melodious_Harmony gives Arrant the hat instead

-*- Rain_Drop is now fluffy

-*- Quicksilver finds herself hugging a plushie of her friend

-*- Quicksilver looks for skittles

<Hesitating_Heart> "G-good.."

-*- Arrant cheers internally at the gift

<Arrant> !roll d20 for amount of "yay"

<GameServ> 17 == 17

<Mary_ONette> "You're all sticky too from my hug."

-*- Rain_Drop has no skittles

-*- Hesitating_Heart leaves to do shopping~!

<Arrant> Bye Hesi

-*- Quicksilver is dissappointed and returns to the land of canon, where she fell asleep in the clinic

-*- Mary_ONette dramatic arm reach "Nuuuuuuuu~ ;A;"

-*- Mary_ONette Mary's Head: dream mode end

-*- Rain_Drop is sorry but she is sleepy and not very creative right now

-*- Arrant wakes up from the crazy dream

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-*- Melodious_Harmony casts town portal and goes into Canon land

-*- Ikea is freed from the gooy prison!

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<Ikea> !roll d100 for freeing self from crystal

<GameServ> 100 == 100

<Hesitating_Heart> Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaary

<Hesitating_Heart> I'll be back soon, don't be sad ;-;

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll D100 for leaving~!

<GameServ> 1 == 1

<Hesitating_Heart> Gah.

<Hesitating_Heart> !roll d100 for leaving caps why.

<GameServ> 88 == 88

-*- Ikea realizes that there was never any crystal prison, they were only in his mind.

-*- Ikea is now the master of crystals

<Mary_ONette> ;A;