Title:           SCP-504
Author:          pyskoj3t-Fluff
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/KPBGjgb0
First Edit:      Friday 29th of June 2012 04:50:52 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 29th of June 2012 04:50:52 PM CDT

>Area 17, 5/9/20(00)
>Control - 1 mature sample of SCP-504
>Subject - 1 male unicorn fluffy, self proclaimed "Smarty friend"
>Upon sight, the fluffy screamed out "Nummies?"
>504 launched itself at 3 miles per hour towards the fluffy
>Upon contact, the fluffy asked the control "Why nummies hurtie smawty?"
>504 launched itself at a higher speed at the fluffy
>Fluffy then puffed out its checks at started stomping at the ground
>This caused 504 to fly into the air, bringing itself down onto the fluffy's head, causing a black eye and a chipped tooth
>The fluffy then wised up and started to eat the controll
 
>Control - Same
>Subject - 1 pregnant mare earth fluffy
>Upon sight, the dam asked, "Nummies fow babehies?"
>504 then rolled itself over to the dam, allowing itself to be eatten
 
>Control - Same
>Subject - 1 "Fluffyshy"
>"Fluffyshy" asked, "Can fwuffyshy haz nummies?"
>{DATA EXPUNGED} broke sound barrier
>"Fluffyshy" was never recovered