Title:           Jester
Author:          pyskoj3t-Fluff
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/dMFewcDE
First Edit:      Saturday 11th of August 2012 01:10:09 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 11th of August 2012 01:10:09 AM CDT

>You are a unicorn fluffy pony named Jester with white fluff and a yellow mane
>But your life is far from normal, even for a fluffy
>When you were a baby, your daddy, King, said you were a bad babbeh
>You didnt do anything so why were you a bad babbeh?
>But mommy loved you
>Mommy took you and ran away from daddy
>Momma might have been odd but you still loved her
>But a few months ago, when she was looking for nummies for the two of you, she died
>She came back and said to you “Stay way fwom hoomans.”
>This shocked you! You didnt know hoomans were dangerous. “Why?” You asked her
>”Bad nummies! Bad hoomans give Sunrise bad nummies. Stay safe. Momma wuves you Jesta!”
>She fell right in front of you. She died in your wegs.
>You knew where daddeh lived so you went there
>It was on the other side of the park
>Many other fluffies were looking at you, but when one come near you, you ran off.
>When you finally made it to your new home, you saw that daddeh had a new speciaw fwiend
>They never even noticed you!
>And when they did, they kicked you and hurt you and called you bad names
>They said you were a bad babbeh and that you always would be
>But you never did any thing wrong
>Daddehs new speciaw fwiend is called Queen
>She has one babbeh named Princess and a fwiend named Coal
>You hate them both
>You hate them all
>They always treat you like crap, never let you go anywhere and attack anyone that tries to help
>You have ran off a few times but kept coming back
>You wish someone would come and take you to a better place
>You have even thought of asking humans
>But after seeing some fluffies get killed by them, you dont dare think of it
>One day, while you are out eating, you lose sight of them for a minute
>Thats when you meet Shadow
>He is a black wingie friend with a red, black and white mane
>He is really nice and when you told him about your family he asked why you havent left them yet
>You told him that you have nowhere to go if you do leave them
>He said to wait it out for a while and then he hugged you
>Thats when daddeh saw you and he chased Shadow off
>He said “That fwuffy a dum fwuffy. He a bad fwuffy. He twy huwties.”
>You dont belive him and ran back to the bush
>You saw Shadow again the next day but only for a second
>That night daddehs speciaw fwiend, Queeny, kicked you in your poopies place
>It hurted for a few days, and it hurted even worse if you had poopies
>Over the next few days, you didnt see Shadow
>And Queeny, daddeh, Coal and Princess treated you even worse
>Then, you saw Shadow again, and he had fwiends!
>From what it looked like, about ten
>That night, another fluffy came over and gave spechiaw huggies to Coal
>It looked like it hurt!
>But from what you heard Queeny and daddeh talk about, Coal will be having babbehs soon!
>So thats how babbehs are made!
>But when you ask if you could have babbehies, daddeh hit you!
>He said “Nuuu! You bad fwuffy! Onwy good fwuffies can hav babbehies!”
>This made you sad, but then you remeber what Shadow had said to you
>If you wait, you could make it
>The next few days, when you go out to eat, you would see Shadow, and just him
>When you would approach him, he would run
>You didnt know why
>And you were forced to give some of your food to Coal
>You wish she never had been given spechiaw huggies!
>This continues for a few more days
>One day, back at home, Coal says out “Big poopies!”
>Sudenly, everyone runs over to here
>Oh no! She is having her babbehies!
>She pulls something out of here no-no place
>She then licks it
>Gross
>Oh wait! Thats her babbeh!
>She then does the same thing two more times
>You look at the babbehies, they are so cute!
>Then you hear something behind you
>When you turn around, you see a fwuffy
>You were scarred, but then they said in a wisper “Sha’dou say we com to’marra to hewp you.”
>Then daddeh runs after the fwuffy who barely gets away
>Then he looks at you and says, “Wha fwuffy say to yoo?”
>”He ask foo spechiaw huggies.” You lie to him
>”Otay.” He says, and walks back to Coals babbehies
>Tomorrow could not come soon enough!
>You want Shadow to hug you
>You want to be safe
>But you dont know what to do right now
>When you poke your head out to look for the big light, you see its near the tall places
>Dark time is coming
>You know that if you dont go to bed soon, you will be hurt by either a bad fwuffy or daddeh or Queeny
>When you go to lay down, you wish for tomorrow to come as soon as it can
>You just woke up. You hear a very loud noise!
>You go wake up daddeh to go check on it, for sake of the babbehies
>When he hears the word babbehies he springs up and runs outside
>Now the others are waking up
>You hear daddeh and someone talking outside
>Thats when Shadow and a few others walk into the tent
>”Sha’dou!” You cry out, glad to see him again and you hug him with all of your force
>”Jesta!” He says to you
>You turn around to blow everyone rasberries when you see the other fluffies are hurting Queeny, Princess, and Coal
>Then you remember
>”BABBEHIES!” You scream out
>Shadow looks at you and says “We fwind them and take care o’ them. Aww fo’ o’ them.”
>Four? You thought she only had three!
>When you look at one fluffy, you see that she has four babbehies that look alot like Coal on her back
>So she did have four!
>You begin to walk outside, when you hear Coal scream out “Tink o’ babbehies!”
>You say to her, “Babbehies gone b’ o, k! Evin dumb babbeh!”
>”NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!” She screams out, almost hurting your ears
>You walk outside where you see Shadow talking to your daddeh
>Daddeh looks at you and says “But King wuv Jesta! That wight?”
>You look at him, then at Shadow, then back at him
>”I no no you.”
>You then walk up too Shadow and say to him in a whisper, “Wet me kiww him.”
>”Ok.” Shadow says, then turns around and kicks King in his face
>He falls back and starts to cry and beg
>Shadow then kick him on his side to where King is lying on the ground
>”You tuwn.” Shadows says to you
>You walk up to the thing you used to call your Daddeh
>”Jesta,” He says to you in a raspy voice, “Daddeh, sowwy. Sowwy, King nuu…”
>For one second, you think he really is sorry.
>”Sowwy…Sowwy foo’ not kiww yoo, when YOO BABBEH! YOU DUMB BABBEH!”
>You look at him with pure hate
>”May be bad babbeh but me goos fwuffy. Yoo may b’ King but to me yoo King Nothin’.”
>You say those words, and then stab King in the throught with your horn
>You wait until you know he is dead and then pull your horn out of his still twiching body
>You turn around to come face to face with Shadow
>And you hug him with all of your power
>”Take Jesta hoom.” You say to him
>”Gwadwie.” He says