Title:           Herd Wars: Set Up
Author:          pyskoj3t-Fluff
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First Edit:      Friday 29th of June 2012 04:57:41 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 29th of June 2012 04:57:41 PM CDT

>Be some guy living in north Texas on a huge ass piece of land
>Bunch of trees, ponds, and fluffies
>Yesterday you "hung" a few fluffies who tried to take your house
>They are still alive but you stil havnt found your lost pet named "Fuck" to give to them
>You are a horrable shot
>You grab some chicken wire and block a section of land, manily to keep them from getting into your house
>You checked around the pereimiter to make sure there were no holes in the fence to let the fluffies escape
 
>After a few hours of looking you have found there to be a total of 4 herds in your "warzone"
>The herd whos smarty you killed, well almost killed yesterday, you call the herd The Regulars(60-70 members)
>A herd of all white or white-ish fluffies you call the KKK(50-60 members)
>A large herd you call The Alphas(about 100 members)
>And a small herd of fucked up fluffies, some with half a horn, one wing, one eye, half an ear, you call the Omegas(30-40 members)
>All about to change
 
>You drive all the way to Dallas in your pickup truck
>Knowing the size and population of that city, their has to be a fuckton of fluffies
>You find the first shelter you can
>When you walk in you see a cage holding about 30 fluffies
>A girl playing with them
>No one else, she must own the place
>"Ummmmm, can I buy any of them?"
>She turns around, "Oh, I didnt see you! Sure! How many do you want?"
>You walk up to the cage, all of them are babheling to a point where you cant anything they are saying.
>They all look weird, but you dont care
>"All of them. I am doing a bit of an expierment" Its not lying
>"OH! Ok."
>She puts all of them in a big box. "Do you need help carrying it?"
>"No thanks. But do you know where I can find any more?"
>"The streets. Hell theres a few right behind you right now!"
>"Ok. Thanks."
>You load the box into the bed of the truck
>Grab the strays and throw them into the box
>About 40 fluffies
>notbad.jpg
>You drive to a Itlain restarunt and pick up a bunch of spaghetti and throw that into the box to keep the fluffies from dieing
>You run to a big breeder
>$5 per fluffy, $7 for foals
>Meh
>You pay the money for 20 males, 20 females with 3 of them being pregant, and 10 foals
>$270 with a $370 total
>But with whats going on soon, youd pay a thousand dollars for it to happen
 
>You get back to your house
>Throw a few colored colors for the fluffies, blue for the "Strays" and red for the "Brood"
>You drop the "Strays" off inside the "Warzone" by your house
>You drop the "Brood" off near the back off your land
>Now, if you see a stray anywear but the "Warzone", you are just going to throw it in there, leaving it for a herd to find it