Title:           Boomstick
Author:          pyskoj3t-Fluff
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/0bmYKs83
First Edit:      Thursday 14th of June 2012 07:34:00 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 14th of June 2012 07:34:00 PM CDT

>You wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of running and "Nummies? Hugs? Wan food."
>Fucking fluffies, musta found a hole in the fence and crawled through the doggie door.
>You quickly walk into your parents bedroom, they are out on a vaction, and grab your dad's shotgun.
>You load shells into it and walk to the kitchen.
>When you get there you see about 15 fuffies walking around whining.
>You shout out "Who's the damn smarty?"
>A neon red unicorn pops up and says "Me smarty fwiend! Dis hewd pwace nao! Dum hooman go way!"
>You point the double barreled shotty at his face. "If you want to live, then you will shut your fucking mouth, and do as I say."
>"You dum hooman. Smarty no wisen!"
>*bang* One down, fourteen left.
>A pregnant dam says, "Me no wiky smarty anyway."
>Others shout out cheers.
>This really confusses you. "Then will you guys please leave?"
>A blue pegaus with a red, white and blue mane and tail says, "Can hooman plese take fwuffies somwere?"
>You look at it in the eyes, it is too damn cute.
>"Ok, but you will have to go in a box."
>A red earth fluffy cries out "NO!"
>You point the shotgun at him.
>"Please dont put Crimson in box hooman." It cries out to you
>"Ok then."
>*bang*
 
>After dropping about twelve fluffies off at a friend of your dad's house, you return home.
>When you walk in two fluffies come running at you, screaming "Daddy!"
>"Hey Crimson, Liberty!"
>You still dont know how you will explain the broken window to your parents, maybe you will blame it on the smarty friend.