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pickles 4 (kinda shitty)

By: picklehead42 on Dec 30th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.29 KB  |  hits: 67  |  expires: Never
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  1. So there was a part tres, but I never pastebin’d it. Fluttershy threw some brine up in her, pickled me, and I was in quite a pickle.
  2. >Day you are the jar.
  3. >You are now Fluttershy, and you’ve finally done it. Picklehead is in love with you.
  4. >You hadn’t expected his fetish to be unbirthing, but you were willing to do anything for his love.
  5. >After you had poured the brine in (his favorite), he had quit struggling, and acted his part.
  6. >At first you had no idea what to do, but everyp0ny just assumed you were pregnant, so it all worked out.
  7. >Today, after waking up and checking on picklehead, you had set off towards Twilight’s.
  8. >She wanted to hear all the juicy details of your ‘pregnancy’, and you were happy to oblige.
  9. >You knock on the door, and immediately get ushered inside by Twi.
  10. You are now Twilight, and you’re pissed at Fluttershy.
  11. >P0ny should’ve taken a carriage.
  12. ”You really shouldn’t be on your hooves Fluttershy!”
  13. >Fluttershy sighs, and sinks into a couch.
  14.  >“It’s nothing really, it’s not like I’m goi-“
  15. >She stops, grabs her stomach, and falls off the couch.
  16. >You jump up and rush to her side.
  17. >“What’s wrong? Is the baby coming?”
  18. >”N-no, it’s not.” She groans, and gets on all fours again.
  19. >”I think I’m going to be si- BLEAUGH!”
  20. >Fluttershy’s mouth stretch’s, and picklehead slowly slides out of her, along with about a gallon of brine.
  21. >He stands up, his clothes tattered, and burning away due to Fluttershy’s stomach acid.
  22. >He shakes his head, and turns towards Twilight.
  23. “Where am I, and how long was I gone?”
  24. >Twilight steps back, shocked by his sudden appearance, but are able to stutter out.
  25.  
  26. “Fluttershy has been pregnant for 8 months, and really started to show about 3 weeks ago. She came over here to discuss the pregnancy so far. What in Equestria were you doing in there?”
  27. >He grimaces, and shoves his hand down his rapidly deteriorating pants, and pulls out a large cucumber.
  28. >He smiles, and turns towards the door. “Totally worth it!”
  29. >As he walks outside, what remained of his clothes finally evaporated, leaving him stark naked.
  30. >As he staggers down the street, Lyra walks by, takes one look, and passes out.
  31. >You sigh, shut the door, and go to the bathroom.
  32. >You’re going to need two guns for this one.