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picklehead's Day Out

By: picklehead42 on Dec 9th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.44 KB  |  hits: 139  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day I’m magic in Equestria.
  2. >Wake up, and pickle your way through the morning routine.
  3. >Jump in your jar and pop out in Twilights Kitchen.
  4. >She’s sitting at the table, drinking a cup of joe, reading the paper.
  5. >She hasn’t seen you yet, so you slowly sneak up behind her, making sure not to knock over her BDSM gear lying around.
  6. >The shit she does with Spike…
  7. >Without a sound, you slowly reach into your jar.
  8. >A good 10 in pickle emerges, dripping with brine.
  9. >Perfect.
  10. >You get down on your back, and slither beneath her chair.
  11. >You reach into your jar and pull out a hand saw, and begin to saw a small hole in her chair.
  12. >She coughs, and you stop and wait.
  13. >She turns the page, takes a sip of joe, and says nothing.
  14. >Continuing, you finish the fist-sized hole in her chair, and behold your work.
  15. >In front of your face is her marehood, smelling slightly of [see Slasher].
  16. >You pull out the aforementioned pickle, and aim it at her marehood.
  17. >With the base flat on your hand, you yell
  18. “PICKLE SURPRISE!”
  19. >and give a mighty push, shoving all 10 in deep into her.
  20. >She gives a mighty whinney, and jumps straight into the air.
  21. >She yells and moans at the same time, resulting in something sounding a bit like “Ahh-ooahh-ahhh!”
  22. >Ican’tonamonapia.jpg
  23. >You jump onto the table to behold your work.
  24. >Still in midair, her marehood begins spasming, either from pleasure, or to get the offending object out.
  25. >Either way, she’s moaning and groaning, and you’re getting hot and bothered.
  26. >She see’s you on the table, and give you the biggest evil eye/scowl combination you’ve ever seen.
  27. >Would’ve killed a regular person.
  28. >Good thing you’re anything but.
  29. >”W-what the hell! What are you doing here?!?! And what is this!” she yells, pointing to her crotch, which is beginning to drip juices onto the floor.
  30. “Well Twilight, I’d say that’s a stain waiting to happen!”
  31. >She gives you another scowl, and begins to pull out the pickle still lodged in her.
  32. >You jump up and hi-five her crotch, shoving it even deeper.
  33. >Twilight gives another moan, and falls to the ground, spasming.
  34. >Drool pools out of her mouth, and her juices pour onto the floor.
  35. “Tut tut Twi. I told you it would stain!”
  36. >You put your jar onto the ground, and turn to wave at Twilight.
  37. “See ya around!”
  38. >You jump off the table, and disappear into your jar.
  39. >You pop out back at home, and jump onto the couch.
  40. “Ah, what a great way to start the day!”
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