- >Day you better run bitch Equestria.
- >It's the 1 year anniversary of when the writefags arrived in Equestria.
- >Everyone had come to like them, and they were accepted almost everywhere.
- >They all lived in a large 2 story house overlooking P0nyville.
- >Today, instead of bein out and about, they had all assembled outside the house for the ceremony.
- >You are now picklehead42.
- >It was early in the morning, and you, along with all the other writefags, had congregated outside the house.
- >You all were wearing black suits with a blood red tie, and were listening to Slasher explain the rules.
- >"Today is the day where we decide who is the best writer." he announced.
- >"This will test all of us, and the victor will be crowned the best writefag."
- >You're scared shitless, but interested.
- Maybe I could be the best!
- >"The rules are this; don't get raped. Last man standing wins."
- >Wait, what?
- >Before anyone can react, he turns towards Everfree Forest, and yells "Fluttershy! We all want to tell you our fetish!"
- >You here a loud, echoing "squee", and a rumbling.
- >Hey stupid. This is brain.
- Yes brain?
- >Run bitch.
- Oh yeah.
- >You all simultaneously turn, and book it for P0nyville.
- >As your jog into town, you hope that your not the first to be
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
- >You reach p0nyville, and walk through the streets, looking for somewhere to hide.
- >You know that time is of the essence, and that Fluttershy will be there soon, but all the good spots are taken.
- >Raritan took the boutique, Jibber stayed with Lyra, Based God Anon took Pinky, and you saw Disc hop a train towards Canterlot.
- >You grab a bench, and think.
- Where do I hide? Everyone grabbed their favorite p0nies...
- >A light bulb goes off and you jump up.
- Derpy! She'll hide me!
- >You race off to the post office, and hope she's still there.
- >You arrive at Derpy's place, and rush inside.
- >You know Fluttershy getting closer, as your jimmies were becoming rustled.
- >Derpy is sitting behind the counter, munching on a muffin, and sorting through some mail.
- "Hey Derpy! Is it cool if I hang out for a while?"
- >She smiles, and says "Sure pickles!"
- >You hop over the counter, and peer over Derpy's shoulder.
- >Chick has got a lot of mail to sort through.
- "Anything I can do to help?"
- >She picks up half the stack, and says "Could your sort these?"
- >You pick them up, and begin to alphabetize them.
- >Yellowquiet passes by, but ignores the ship entirely.
- >After an hour or so, you both had finished sorting, and had retreated to her house on the 2nd floor.
- >She kept her house clean. It was a small, 1 bedroom 1 kitchen house, but it was cozy.
- >You and Derpy and sitting on opposite ends of a couch in the living room, chatting about the ongoing political crises in the Crystal Empire.
- >Her hair is let loose, and her eyes aren't crossed. She says it's so that she doesn't have to pay more on her taxes.
- >Morethatmeetstheeye.jpg
- >"...and that's why King Sombra is better off dead."
- "Huh. I never thought about it like that. Anyways, thanks did letting me chill here. Me and the guys are playing a game."
- >"Oh! Is that why you're wearing that suit?" she ask.
- >"Yes. We're playing...uh...hide and seek! We're all in on it."
- >She scoots a bit closer, and says "Interesting. You know, that suit does look good on you."
- >You gulp, and pull on your collar, blushing a bit.
- >Derpy is your favorite pony, but your hiding from QuietRape. Is now really the time?
- >This is penis. Let me take over.
- I don't know, what if Fluttershy catches us with our pants down?
- >"Now, about the help you gave me earlier. I don't seem to have the bits to pay you. I just can't find the bits! Is there" she scoot even closer, her nose inches from yours, "any other way I can pay you?"
- >Shit for brains.
- Yes penis?
- >Requesting immediate take over.
- Request accepted.
- >You lean in and kiss her.
- >Her soft lips pressed against yours, your tongues intertwined.
- >You pull apart, a strand of saliva connecting you.
- "We have to be quiet. I cant be caught."
- >With lust in her eyes, she leads you to her bedroom.
- >"Fat chance." she says, and pushes you onto her bed.
- >She straddles your hips, and goes for another kiss.
- >"Lets have some fun."
- >You are now Fluttershy.
- >Some humans had arrived some time ago, and you had immediately notice how attractive they were.
- >You had tried to show them your feelings, but all they did was reject you.
- >You new they loved her, you just had to find their fetishes.
- >When you had heard Mr. Slasher say he wanted to tell you something, you were so happy.
- "Today's the day they'll love me!"
- >You had flown to their house as fast as possible, but had found no one.
- >you flutter down to p0nyville, and ask around to see if they were here.
- >Berry Punch drunkly explains how they were scattered about, and how one of them had said something about "playing hide and seek."
- >You checked Twilights Tree, and Mayor Mares house, but found no one.
- >You sat dejectedly in town square, wondering what to do.
- Maybe I should make a list. It always works when Twilight does it.
- >You pull pull out a piece of paper and pen, and write ;
- "My Little Love List"
- 1. Slasher
- 2. Based God Anon
- 3. Disc Ward
- 4. Raritan
- 5. picklehead42
- >This will work.
- >You set off towards the post office, in search of picklehead.
- >You are now picklehead42, and your having the most fun you've had in a while.
- >"Yes! Harder!" she yells out as your thrust deeper into her ass.
- >You had started off quietly, but everything had escalated so quickly, you threw caution to the wind.
- >Her ass clenched around your dick, her insides milking you.
- >Your member is like a piston, your thrusting as fast as possible.
- >"Oh god! I'm gonna.... I'm gonna!"
- >Her ass clenches down on you as she cums wildly. She had already orgasmed three times, so you new she was out for the count.
- >As you lay beside her, panting, you here her bedroom door creak open.
- >You sit up, but see nothing.
- "Strange..."
- >Derpy mumbles "It's nothing. Just cuddle with me."
- >You lay back down, and wrap your arms around her. She sighs contentedly.
- >You begin to drift off to sleep, when you hear a quiet flap of wings.
- >Your heart rate explodes as your mind realizes who it is.
- "Oh shit!"
- >You bolt up, and sprint out of the room, towards the door.
- >There she was, her rapeface in full rape mode.
- >You hook a right through her kitchen, and spy a window overlooking the street.
- >You sprint forwards, and bring up your shoulder.
- "This is gonna hurt!"
- >You burst through, and hurtle towards the ground.
- >You hit the ground with a thud, and feel shards of glass enter your skin.
- >You groan, and slowly stand up, and lean against the side of her house.
- "God...damn that hurt."
- >You shuffle off towards the street, and attempt to pull some of the glass out of your shoulder.
- >You stumble over to a bench, and slump over.
- >You hear a soft flapping of wings as you fade into unconsciousness.
- >Before you go, you mutter
- "Guess I lost."
- End of part 1.