- >Day let’s play doctor in Equestria
 - >You are Dr. Anon, greatest medical man in the world
 - >Or you are in Equestria at least, since the worst injury so far has been a scraped knee
 - >Today was a Monday at the hospital, otherwise known as the “Super Scary Day”
 - >So dubbed by Nurse Redheart
 - >You sat in the front lobby ready for anything
 - >And then anything came waltzing through the door like the asshole he was
 - >The electric sliding doors crashed inwards as a set of two red hind legs slammed into it
 - “What on earth?”
 - >Big Mac runs inside somehow not cutting herself on the field of broken glass with Applebloom on his back
 - >The both of them looked bad, Mac sweating bullets, scared for his sister, and Applebloom looked like a wilted flower, seeming to melt on his back
 - >”Anon! Ah need yer help, quick! Applebloom was playin’ in the back when she suddenly fell over!”
 - >You rush over, stepping gingerly through the sea of glass, and gently pick up the small filly
 - >She was puffy, hot to the touch, and your hands squish into her slightly
 - >It was almost like a marshmallow stuck in the microwave
 - >You turn and begin to run to the basement, Big Mac chasing in tow
 - >As you descend into the hospitals underbelly, he matches your pace. “Listen, Anon, I know we haven’t had the bes’ history, but ah want you t’ ignore that n just save mah lil sister.”
 - >You simply nod, and turn into the morgue
 - >It was much cooler down here, and sparkling clean
 - >No p0ny ever seemed to die here. Was a waste of a morgue
 - >Opening the door of the large organ fridge, you gently place the warm squishy filly inside, and shut the door
 - >Both you and Big Mac pant as you watch with bated breath through the glass door, waiting
 - >And as you watch, you see her skin begin to shrink slightly, hugging her body normally
 - >Her blush goes away, and he breathing returns to normal
 - >You send Big Mac to get some ice packs, open the door, and gently feel Appleblooms forehead
 - “You alright now?”
 - >She gives a small smile and nods. “Yeah Anon, I’m just tired is all.”
 - >You smile and giver her a hug.
 - “Don’t stay out in the sun too long! It’s not good for you.”
 - >You tell her to rest and shut the glass door
 - >You hear hooves clop up from behind you. “Thank ya Anon. I don’t know what we’d do without ya.”
 - >You wave a hand behind you.
 - “No problem at all friend.”
 - >Turning you find Big Mac had dressed into a nurses outfit.
 - >The white coat was stretched across his sweaty body, the short skirt barely covering his ass. The nurses cap was precariously perched atop his head, and he was blushing slightly.
 - >”Now, I’d like to repay you if ah could Anon.”
 - >Down in the underbelly of the hospital, nobody could hear you scream
 - >Stupid marshmallow filles
 - >Stupid sexy Big Mac
 - >Stupid stupid stupid
 

