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Playing House Part Three

By: picklehead42 on Dec 30th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 9.71 KB  |  hits: 97  |  expires: Never
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  3. >The walk home was long and painful.
  4. >And not jut because you got ridden by Rarfilly. You still had to bring a bunch of shit in sacks all the way home.
  5. >Back hurt like hell.
  6. >Firstworldproblems.mov
  7. >You finally arrive home, tired, both physically and mentally.
  8. >The sun is hanging low in the sky. Seems Celestia is finally doing some work.
  9. >You open the door, and head in, Rarfilly right behind you. You hadn't said anything to her all the way home.  
  10. >Don't even want to look at her.
  11. >"Hello sweetie! How was it?" Fluttershy asks cheerily.
  12. "It was.......interesting."
  13. >She flutters over and gives you a peck in the cheek. You scowl at her.
  14. "Care to help me put away the food?"
  15. >You are barely able to keep the rustled jimmies from opening up a can of whoop ass on Flutters.
  16. >Don't worry jimmies. We'll get her. But not in front of the others.
  17. >Alright....
  18. >You drag everything into the kitchen, and begin throwing it into your fridge, as Yellowquiet stacks the cans in the cabinet.
  19. >You finish, and turn to Fluttershy.
  20. "Honey. We need to talk."
  21. >She turns, and looks surprised.
  22. >What is it dearest?"
  23.  
  24. You know damn well what I mean.
  25. >I swear to god, if she pretends to act surprised, I'm gonna kill her.
  26. >"I have no idea what your talking about!"
  27. >You grab her throat in one hand, and bring the right up, ready to bitch slap this girl all the way to the moon.
  28. >"Daddy, what are you doing?"
  29. >You and Fluttershy turn simultaneously, and see Pinkfilly staring at you.
  30. "Oh nothing Pinkie! Right," you clench your hand a bit tighter, "dearest?"
  31. >"Oh yes! Now run along!"
  32. >Pinkfilly hops away, back to the living room.
  33. >You lean in close, and whisper in Fluttershy's ear,
  34. "This isn't over."
  35. >You drop her, and go back to the fridge.
  36. >You grab your emergency spare bottle of vodka, and go back into the living room.
  37. >The fillys are watching some kids movie on your projector, and Flutters is reading a book.
  38. >You sit down in your Lazy-Colt chair, and begin to take your "medication".
  39. >About halfway through the bottle, you check the time.
  40. "Alright girls! Its 9:30! Bed time!"
  41. >You may be a bit tipsy, but lucky for you, Berry punch taught you a few things on how to keep it cool.
  42. >"Awwww!" they all complain. A chorus of "Five more minutes!" rang out.
  43. "Nope! Bedtime!"
  44. >They all begin to trot upstairs, followed by Fluttershy, scooting them along.
  45. >You return your "medication" to the "medicine cabinet", and head upstairs, ready to forget the day.
  46. >You open the door to you room, and see everyone piled into your bed.
  47. >Yo dumbass!
  48. What is it brain.
  49. >You only have one bed, remember?
  50. Thanks.
  51. >Eat my dick!
  52. Brain can be a dick when drunk.
  53. >You shuffle to the bed, and gently pick up Twifilly and Pinkfilly, and move them over.
  54. >You lay down, and pull the covers over yourself.
  55. >You begin to drift off, but feel something press against you.
  56. >You turn over, and see Rainbowfilly snuggled into you.
  57. >You turn over, and wrap her in a hug.
  58. >You feel sleep begin to take hold.
  59. Maybe tomorrow will be better.
  60. >As you awake, the suns warm rays beat down on your face, feeling like a money shot straight from Celestia's dick.
  61. Brain, you make terrible analogies.
  62. >Bitch you tried to kill me with alcohol.
  63. >You turn over, and see Fluttershy snuggled with Rarfilly and Twifilly.
  64. >Applefilly, Pinkfilly, and Rainbowfilly are snuggled near you.
  65. >You gently step off the bed, and sneak downstairs.
  66. >You set the coffee maker, and grab the paper from outside.
  67. >As you sit down with your finished coffee, you hear a stampede of hooves go down the stairs.
  68. "It's to early for this shit."
  69. >You down the entire cup of coffee, and turn to see all the fillies have run into the kitchen, and are excitedly jumping up and down.
  70. "Morning girls. What's up?"
  71. >They all chant "We want pancakes!"
  72. >You sigh, and put on your "Worlds Best Anon" apron, and get to work.
  73. >About an hour later, everyp0ny has eaten there pancakes, has done their dishes, and are now doing fully things.
  74. >Fluttershy showed up when you were still making the mix, but just sat there and watched.
  75. >You're all sitting in the living room now. Fluttershy is snuggled with you, you trying to ignore it, and the fillies are playing about.
  76. >Rainbowfilly stops playing, and walks toward you.
  77. >"Hey dad? Can we go play outside? I wanna make my wings big and strong, like Mommy."
  78. >You remember yesterday, and are cautious to say anything.
  79. >Fluttershy pipes up, and says "He'd love to!"
  80. >Rainbowfilly bounces up and down, and begins to run around the room.
  81. >You give Fluttershy the death glare, and reluctantly put on your shoes.
  82. >She's all excited, and you'd feel like a dick if you didn't go now.
  83. >You head outside, and ask Rainbow
  84. "So, where we going?"
  85. >She begins to fly ahead, and says "Follow me daddy!"
  86. >You reluctantly begin to follow her, and you head towards the apple orchard of Sweet Apple Acres.
  87. >Your jimmies are rerustled as you remember what Applefilly did to you.
  88. >You finally catch up with Rainbow, and see she's come to a stop in a clearing with a tire swing.
  89. >She hops into it and shouts "Gimme a push!"
  90. >You walk over, and give her a shove.
  91. >She squeals and laughs, and you even find yourself having a good time,sighing alone with her.
  92. >After about 30 minutes, she hops off, and asks "Do you wanna ride daddy?"
  93. >You look at the tire swing. This thing is smaller than a dead ponies anus.
  94. Thanks brain.
  95. >Blow me.
  96. "I don't know..."
  97. >She pouts, and says "But how am i supposed to get big and strong?"
  98. >You look down at the ground.
  99. Ah fuck it.
  100. >You walk over, and lift up your leg to try and squeeze in.
  101. >Rainbow swoops over and smacks your leg.
  102. >"Not like that! Your arms hafta go first! Like the Wonderbolts!"
  103. >Still likes em, even as a kid.
  104. >You don't like where this is going though  You don't wanna get raped again.
  105. >You lean your head, and peer through the hole.
  106. "I don't think I'll fi-OOF!"
  107. >You feel a pair of hooves kick you square in the ass, and are propelled straight into the tire.
  108. >Your head and shoulders pass through, but you stop about halfway through, arms pinned at your sides.
  109. >The swing is just high enough that you're able stand, but with your ass hanging in the air.
  110. >At least your dick is relatively safe!
  111. Shut up brain.
  112. "Rainbow! What the hell?!?!"
  113. >You spin yourself around, but see only a stirring of leaves where she was seconds ago.  
  114. Well shit.
  115. >Your stuck in this tire swing, too far away from anyp0ny to hear your cries for help.
  116. >You begin to space out, when you hear a think behind you.
  117. >Rainbow has finally returned, but sporting some weird pants thi-OH JESUS!
  118. >Around her waist, is a huge fucking strap-on.
  119. >This thing is sky blue, at least 12 inches long, and is shaped oddly like your dick.
  120. >Your jimmies are now non existent, they've been rustled so bad.
  121. >The other end is inserted into her fillyhood, and she's already dripping.
  122. "What's going on sport?"
  123. >She looks sheepishly at you, her fad even redder, and says "Nothing much."
  124. "Why'd you stick me in the tire swing?"
  125. >She trots forward, giving you bedroom eyes; and says "It's supposed to help."
  126. >Your gonna be butt raped.
  127. You think I don't know that brain!
  128. >You laugh nervously, and stutter out
  129. "Now honey, whatever mommy told you, it was all a joke!"
  130. >She trots even closer, so that you nose to nose.
  131. >She leans in and whispers in your ear "Open wide, or it's gonna hurt even worse."
  132. >Well, we're fucked.
  133. Yep.
  134. >She flaps her wings, and hovers near your head.
  135. >"Open wide!"
  136. >You simply stare at her. No way your going with this willingly.
  137. >"Alright, it's the hard way I guess." she reaches up, and plugs your nose with her hooves.
  138. >You hold your breath for as long as possible, but you eventually have to take a breath.
  139. >When you gasp for air, she immediately jams the strap on down your throat, and begins face fucking you.
  140. >You try to resist. You attempt to move your head around, but she grabs it and holds it still.
  141. >You try to spit it out, but she's to far in.
  142. >Finally, after getting her dick all lubed up, she pulls out.
  143. >You gasp for air, and try to reason with her.
  144. "Whatever she said, she was lying. Just please, don't do this."
  145. >Wordlessly, she spins the swing around, and grabs your pants.
  146. >She yanks down your pants and boxers, and begins to spread your cheeks.
  147. >Sweet jesus, this is happening.
  148. Goodbye anal virginity.
  149. >She lines herself up, and thrusts, going to the hilt.
  150. "Aaaaaahhhhh!"
  151. >The pain is immense. Your ass will be sore for weeks.
  152. >But past that, you feel some sort of dark pleasure, that makes this whole ordeal even worse.
  153. >She pulls out, and thrusts back in, making a slapping noise.
  154. >You can't even scream, whether from pleasure or pain, anymore. You just keep your mouth in a giant O.
  155. >She picks up the pace, and begins to talk dirty to you.
  156. >"Oh yeah. You like it like this, don't you daddy?"
  157. >No words can describe this horror. Your even at half mast.
  158. >She begins slamming into you, doing the tango with your prostate, eliciting moans from you.
  159. >Soon, your both moaning like zombies, and you can feel your close to orgasm.
  160. >Sir, this is really fucked up.
  161. "Ahhh!"
  162. >Great. Your even more useless.
  163. >You beginfeel that familiar and unwanted sensation in your balls as Rainbow continues to wreck your anus.
  164. "Oh god Rainbow! I'm...I'm..."
  165. >You explode all over the ground, and you feel Rainbow give one last thrust.
  166. >You feel her juices on your legs, and she gives one last final "Ohhhh!"
  167. >She slumps on the ground, while you still are stuck in the stupid swing.
  168. >After a minute, she calms her breathing, and helps you wiggle free from the tree.
  169. >You yank up your pants, and just stare at her as she flies-a bit drunkly I might add- back toward home.
  170. >You, yet again, begin the long limp home.