Title:           Playing House Part One
Author:          picklehead42
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First Edit:      Sunday 30th of December 2012 07:46:33 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 30th of December 2012 07:46:33 PM CDT

>Day Your a Father in Equestria
>Wake up.
>The birds chirping, the sun shining brightly thought the window, as now YollowHush in sight.
"Today will be a good day."
>Shower, shit, shave, and head downstairs.
>About to sit down to an apple and some milk, when..
>"Knock knock"
"Oh boy."
>You open the door, and are immediately trampled by five, oddly familiar looking fillies.
>As you stand up, Fluttershy trots in.
>"Hello Anon! Notice anything new?"
Uh, yeah! Why'd you bring a bunch of random fillies here?"
>"You mean you don't recognize them?"
>The remaining 5 of the mane 6, all fillies.
>Your jimmes are seriously rustled.
"What the fuck Fluttershy! Why'd you turn them all into fillies! And why are you at my house?!?!"
>"We are going to play house! Im thr mommy, your the daddy!"
"And what make you think ill play along?"
>This chick is cray
"If you don't cooperate, I'll tell everyp0ny you made them into fillies so you could touch them. Now, are we going to play along"
"Dammit Fluttershy."
>You weigh your options. Could she actially do it?
"Alright. We'll play house."
>Not like you had much choice.
>You both head back inside.
>Applefilly and Rainbowfilly are wrestling in the corner, while Twilightfilly and Rarityfilly have made dolls out of the fabric you keep lying around in case your duds rip.
>Pinkiefilly is no where to be seen, which means she's probably found something party related.
>As if on cue, she pops out from behind Fluttershy, and honks a kazoo at you, spraying confetti all over your face.
>"Supwise!" she yells.
>Now all the other fillies are paying attention to you.
"Uh, Fluttershy, what do we do?"
>Twilightfilly speaks up "I wanna' lewn abou' bein a gwownup!"
>All the fillies chime in "Yeah!"
>You lean over to Fluttershy and whisper
"What do we do?"
>She gives you sexy time eyes and says "I have an idea."
>"All right my little p0nies, follow me to the kitchen!" Fluttershy announces.
>"Anon honey, wait here why Mommie talks the the girls."
>You plop your ass down on the couch while they trot into they kitchen.
>You calm your jimmies.
"What's the worst that could happen?"
>You dick around for a bit, when Fluttershy and your, *shudder* kids, come back in.
>"Alright girls! You know what to do!"
"Wait, what?"
>She walks over and gives you a peck on the cheek.
>"Nothing dearest!"
>"Jimmies are at half rustle sir!"
Calm yourself jimmies. Nothing bad yet.
>You sit back on the couch as the fills versions of your friends go play.
>Fluttershy flutters over and snuggles with you.
>She sighs contentedly.
"So dearest, what did you tell the kids?"
>"Oh, just some things about cutie marks.
 
Somewhere on 4chan...
>"Oh man, this ain't good."Anon says.
>"Cutie creme surprise motherfucker." Anon replies.
>"I <3 fillies!" says Onkel Slasher.
>"We know!" replies most of the Internet.
>You notice that all your filly friends do not in fact have cutie marks.
"Alright, that doesn't seem to bad."
>"I love you to honey!" she says and snuggles more.
>You notice Applefilly is staring at you.
"What's up?"
>She looks just like Applejack, but now she's miniature. >Her Long blonde mane now shorter, and tied, poorly, into a pony tail, And somehow her Stetson shrunk with her.
>She jumps on your lap and says in a cute little western accent, "I wanna try fer mah cutie mark dad!"
>You'll never get used to that.
"Well alright, what do you wanna be?"
>"I wanna be a apple farmer! They're big an' strong!"
"Well lets gather everyp0ny up an-
>Fluttershy shoves a hoof in you mouth.
>"You to go! I'll watch the others!"
>Applejack rushes out the door, and you follow swiftly.
"Anything to get away from Fluttershy."
>You walk on over to Sweet Apple Acres.
>As you approach Sweet Apple Acres, you spot Big Mac working the trees.
"Everything going good?"
>"Ayeeup."
>He gives you a quizzical look when he sees Applefilly, but says nothing.
>True bros don't question weird shit.
>Applefilly gallops ahead, and shouts "I know the perfect' place!"
"Wait for *wince* daddy!"
>You jog to catch up, but the trees got in your way.
>You jog to a clearing between a couple of apple trees, and look around.
"Applekjack! Where are you?"
>You hear a crack from above, a sharp pain on the back of your head, then black.
 
>As you come to, your feel a dull throbbing pain on the top of your head.
"God damn..."
>You try to reach up and feel the spot, but you can't seem to move your arms.
>Your eyes shoot open, and you panic.
Am I paralyzed?!?
>You look down and see some ropes tied around you. The knots are well done, and you can barely wiggle your arms.
"Hello!?!"
>You wonder who could've done this.
>Your hear movement in the trees and peer out.
>Applefilly trots out.
>"Yer finally awake ah see!" she says.
"Whats going on?"
>She couldn't of done this. She's just a filly, she wouldn't know how to do this unless...
>Fucking Fluttershy.
>"Well dad, momma told me a way to get mah cutie mark, so I wanted to try it.
"No no no no honey. Mommy was telling a joke!"
>You hope she falls for it.
>"Daddy, momma wasn't lying!"
>She begins to trot closer.
"Listen, Applejack. Whatever Fluttershy told you was a joke! Now untie me!"
>She reaches next to you and grabs an apple.
>"I want that cutie mark dad."
>She shoves the apple in your mouth, sufficiently gagging you.
"Mmph!"
>She backs off, and grabs your pants, and rips them off.
>Why didn't you where a belt!
>Stand back guys, I got this!
No penis! Stand down!
>Can't do that sir!
>Applefilly tugs your boxers off, with Anon Jr. standing at full attention.
"Mmph!"
>"Hush now. I want cutie cream!"
>She leans down and engulfs Anon Jr.
>I'm going in!
Dammit penis!
>Her warm mouth is bobbing up and down.
>She's so small, your practically throat fucking her.
>Her saliva cascades over your dick, her tongue working its magic on the underside I your dick.
>She begin bobbing faster.
>You get that familiar tingly sensation in your balls.
No no no no no!
>"Here we go!"
No penis!
>You cum deep and hard in her filly mouth.
Fuck you penis
>"Oh boy! Cutie creme!"
"Mmph!"
>Yoi hear a big *gulp*, and Applefilly unties you.
>She gives you a peck on the cheek.
>"Love you dad!"
"Based God Anon kill me.
>She prances, you trudge, back home to you *shudder* wife.