Playing House Part One

>Day Your a Father in Equestria

>Wake up.

>The birds chirping, the sun shining brightly thought the window, as now YollowHush in sight.

"Today will be a good day."

>Shower, shit, shave, and head downstairs.

>About to sit down to an apple and some milk, when..

>"Knock knock"

"Oh boy."

>You open the door, and are immediately trampled by five, oddly familiar looking fillies.

>As you stand up, Fluttershy trots in.

>"Hello Anon! Notice anything new?"

Uh, yeah! Why'd you bring a bunch of random fillies here?"

>"You mean you don't recognize them?"

>The remaining 5 of the mane 6, all fillies.

>Your jimmes are seriously rustled.

"What the fuck Fluttershy! Why'd you turn them all into fillies! And why are you at my house?!?!"

>"We are going to play house! Im thr mommy, your the daddy!"

"And what make you think ill play along?"

>This chick is cray

"If you don't cooperate, I'll tell everyp0ny you made them into fillies so you could touch them. Now, are we going to play along"

"Dammit Fluttershy."

>You weigh your options. Could she actially do it?

"Alright. We'll play house."

>Not like you had much choice.

>You both head back inside.

>Applefilly and Rainbowfilly are wrestling in the corner, while Twilightfilly and Rarityfilly have made dolls out of the fabric you keep lying around in case your duds rip.

>Pinkiefilly is no where to be seen, which means she's probably found something party related.

>As if on cue, she pops out from behind Fluttershy, and honks a kazoo at you, spraying confetti all over your face.

>"Supwise!" she yells.

>Now all the other fillies are paying attention to you.

"Uh, Fluttershy, what do we do?"

>Twilightfilly speaks up "I wanna' lewn abou' bein a gwownup!"

>All the fillies chime in "Yeah!"

>You lean over to Fluttershy and whisper

"What do we do?"

>She gives you sexy time eyes and says "I have an idea."

>"All right my little p0nies, follow me to the kitchen!" Fluttershy announces.

>"Anon honey, wait here why Mommie talks the the girls."

>You plop your ass down on the couch while they trot into they kitchen.

>You calm your jimmies.

"What's the worst that could happen?"

>You dick around for a bit, when Fluttershy and your, *shudder* kids, come back in.

>"Alright girls! You know what to do!"

"Wait, what?"

>She walks over and gives you a peck on the cheek.

>"Nothing dearest!"

>"Jimmies are at half rustle sir!"

Calm yourself jimmies. Nothing bad yet.

>You sit back on the couch as the fills versions of your friends go play.

>Fluttershy flutters over and snuggles with you.

>She sighs contentedly.

"So dearest, what did you tell the kids?"

>"Oh, just some things about cutie marks.

 

Somewhere on 4chan...

>"Oh man, this ain't good."Anon says.

>"Cutie creme surprise motherfucker." Anon replies.

>"I <3 fillies!" says Onkel Slasher.

>"We know!" replies most of the Internet.

>You notice that all your filly friends do not in fact have cutie marks.

"Alright, that doesn't seem to bad."

>"I love you to honey!" she says and snuggles more.

>You notice Applefilly is staring at you.

"What's up?"

>She looks just like Applejack, but now she's miniature. >Her Long blonde mane now shorter, and tied, poorly, into a pony tail, And somehow her Stetson shrunk with her.

>She jumps on your lap and says in a cute little western accent, "I wanna try fer mah cutie mark dad!"

>You'll never get used to that.

"Well alright, what do you wanna be?"

>"I wanna be a apple farmer! They're big an' strong!"

"Well lets gather everyp0ny up an-

>Fluttershy shoves a hoof in you mouth.

>"You to go! I'll watch the others!"

>Applejack rushes out the door, and you follow swiftly.

"Anything to get away from Fluttershy."

>You walk on over to Sweet Apple Acres.

>As you approach Sweet Apple Acres, you spot Big Mac working the trees.

"Everything going good?"

>"Ayeeup."

>He gives you a quizzical look when he sees Applefilly, but says nothing.

>True bros don't question weird shit.

>Applefilly gallops ahead, and shouts "I know the perfect' place!"

"Wait for *wince* daddy!"

>You jog to catch up, but the trees got in your way.

>You jog to a clearing between a couple of apple trees, and look around.

"Applekjack! Where are you?"

>You hear a crack from above, a sharp pain on the back of your head, then black.

 

>As you come to, your feel a dull throbbing pain on the top of your head.

"God damn..."

>You try to reach up and feel the spot, but you can't seem to move your arms.

>Your eyes shoot open, and you panic.

Am I paralyzed?!?

>You look down and see some ropes tied around you. The knots are well done, and you can barely wiggle your arms.

"Hello!?!"

>You wonder who could've done this.

>Your hear movement in the trees and peer out.

>Applefilly trots out.

>"Yer finally awake ah see!" she says.

"Whats going on?"

>She couldn't of done this. She's just a filly, she wouldn't know how to do this unless...

>Fucking Fluttershy.

>"Well dad, momma told me a way to get mah cutie mark, so I wanted to try it.

"No no no no honey. Mommy was telling a joke!"

>You hope she falls for it.

>"Daddy, momma wasn't lying!"

>She begins to trot closer.

"Listen, Applejack. Whatever Fluttershy told you was a joke! Now untie me!"

>She reaches next to you and grabs an apple.

>"I want that cutie mark dad."

>She shoves the apple in your mouth, sufficiently gagging you.

"Mmph!"

>She backs off, and grabs your pants, and rips them off.

>Why didn't you where a belt!

>Stand back guys, I got this!

No penis! Stand down!

>Can't do that sir!

>Applefilly tugs your boxers off, with Anon Jr. standing at full attention.

"Mmph!"

>"Hush now. I want cutie cream!"

>She leans down and engulfs Anon Jr.

>I'm going in!

Dammit penis!

>Her warm mouth is bobbing up and down.

>She's so small, your practically throat fucking her.

>Her saliva cascades over your dick, her tongue working its magic on the underside I your dick.

>She begin bobbing faster.

>You get that familiar tingly sensation in your balls.

No no no no no!

>"Here we go!"

No penis!

>You cum deep and hard in her filly mouth.

Fuck you penis

>"Oh boy! Cutie creme!"

"Mmph!"

>Yoi hear a big *gulp*, and Applefilly unties you.

>She gives you a peck on the cheek.

>"Love you dad!"

"Based God Anon kill me.

>She prances, you trudge, back home to you *shudder* wife.