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P0nyZord 3: The Fillying

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>You are Slasher, 11 year old boy extraordinaire.
>Ever since you had arrived here, some strange things were happening.
>Other humans had shown up, wearing p0nies on their arms and legs, fighting evil.
>Was quite strange, but you wanted no part of it.
>But this past week, Momma Twilight had left.
>It was quite scary, living home alone. Luckily, no one had tried to tie you down and do things to you.
>As you wake, you give a yawn, and stretch.
>Or, you tried to. It seemed you were tied down.
>Guess you spoke to soon.
>As you struggle against the binds, a group of fillies march into the room.
“Oh hey Scootaloo, Sweetie Bell, Applebloom, Silver Spoon, and Princess Tiara. Mind untying me?”
>”Ahm sorry Slash but theres no time.” Applebloom says, moving to your left.
>”Equestria is being attacked by giant timberwolf, and all the other p0nyzords are fighting other bad guys.” Scootaloo says, trotting over near your right hand.
>”We have to, like, save Equestria or something.” Says Silver Spoon, moving near your foot.
>”Totally” agrees Princess Tiara, taking her spot at your other foot.
“If you untie me, I’m certain I could help!”
>Sweetie Bell hops onto the bed, and stands over your head.
>”I’m sorry Slasher, but we have no choice. We have to create,”
>Scootaloo, Applebloom, and the other two turn and thrust themselves onto your appendages.
>Sweetie Bell clamors onto up, and places her filly hood down on your head.
>”the ultimate p0nyzord!” She pushes down, and your head is enveloped in darkness.
>Warm, wet, squishy darkness.
>Suddenly, the heads up display comes on.
[FILLIES AT FULL CAPACITY]
1/?
>You tear out of your bindings, and move to the window.
“Scootaloo, how do I get to the wolf so I can beat it up?”
>”You have to-ugh,” she sputters as a fist induced orgasm punches its way into her. “wish upon a star.”
>You shrug, and look out the window. It was daytime, without a star in the sky.
“There’s no stars out though.”
>”The SUN is a star, duh!” says Left Foot, designated as Princess Tiara.
“I knew that.”
>You turn to the sun, and say to yourself.
“I wish I could fly, so I could beat up that timberwolf.”
>The heads up display flashes orange, and Scootaloo’s wings buzz a bit before sputtering out.
“God damn thing, can never get it started on the first go.”
>You turn back to the sun and take a deep breath.
“I WISH I COULD FLY YOU PIECE OF SHIT!”
[FLIGHT MODE ACTIVATED]
>Scootaloo’s wings begin to buzz to life, and with your fist forward, you fly outside.
“Hey Sweetie Bell, where are we going anyway?”
>”We’re going, to THE FOREST!” she shouts, using her space time altering squeaky voice to open a portal.
>How convenient. You didn’t think Scootaloo could fly you all the way there. Bitch was worthless.
>You fly through the portal, passing a bunch of floating clocks, a floating police box, and a towel.
>Shit was weird.
>As you leave the portal and enter Everfree Forest, you peer around, looking for the giant Timberwolf, but see only trees.
“So, where is this giant wolf you speak of?”
>”I’m r-right here!” a tentative voice calls out.
>Before you can turn around, a giant claw slaps you out of the air, and you smash through several trees before coming to a stop.
[STATUS REPORT: DAMN NIGGA THAT HURT]
2/?
>You struggle to your feet, and stare in awe at the boss before you.
>A huge timberwolf stands before you, with Fluttershy sitting inside its head at the controls.
>”I’m here for hot monkey dick, and with this robot, you will never be able to stop me!” she says, and lurches forward to strike you again.
>You dodge to the left, and point Applebloom at her.
“Applebloom! Use apple canon!”
>Her mouth opens wide, and apples begin to shoot out.
>They smash into the wolf, and she flies 100 feet before skidding to a stop.
>”Ugh…it’ll take more than that to keep me down p0nyzord!” she says, standing back up.
>A panel on her back opens up, and an applesauce flame thrower comes out.
>She fires, and an entire ocean of flaming applesauce rushes towards you.
“Silver Spoon, shield!”
>You lift your foot up as she begins to vomit liquid silver.
>It hardens, and forms a shield right before the applesauce hits, protecting you from a very hot yet tasty and nutritious death.
>As the applesauce begins to cool, you fly towards Fluttershy.
”Sweetie Horn, go!”
>You charge headfirst into the robots shoulder, ripping off the canon.
>”You’ll never defeat me! That hot monkey dick is mine! Muahahaha!” she cackles.
“It looks like I’ll need my final form to defeat you!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xthm6dzMbBk
>You begin to glow, and the air begins to swirl around you.
>”Whats this?” Fluttershy says, checking a monitor in her control room.
>The earth beneath you cracks, and rocks float up.
>”No, this can’t be! Your rape level, its..”
>A green aura begins to move towards your arms and legs, and a bright white light condenses on your crotch.
>Fluttershy’s monitors begin to smoke and crack.
>”IT’S OVER 9000!” she shouts, panicking.
“TAAAAAAAKE THIS!”
>You frantically rub your crotch with the fillies, activating your Coom Canon.
3/?
>A blast of white shoots out, and strikes Fluttershy inside the robot.
>The world is filled with white, and you are momentarily blinded.
>A large crack is heard for miles around, and the forest is engulfed in fire.
>The trees are instantly incinerated, and the earth moves, creating an enormous crater.
>As you lower yourself into the crater, the charred remains of the robot begin to burn away into ash.
>The fillies hop off you, and begin to play in the leftover coom from your shot.
>”Hooray! Coom!” they shout. They laugh and play while you sit back and enjoy the rest of your day.
>Today was a good day.
4/4

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>You are Slasher, 11 year old boy extraordinaire.
>Ever since you had arrived here, some strange things were happening.
>Other humans had shown up, wearing p0nies on their arms and legs, fighting evil.
>Was quite strange, but you wanted no part of it.
>But this past week, Momma Twilight had left.
>It was quite scary, living home alone. Luckily, no one had tried to tie you down and do things to you.
>As you wake, you give a yawn, and stretch.
>Or, you tried to. It seemed you were tied down.
>Guess you spoke to soon.
>As you struggle against the binds, a group of fillies march into the room.
“Oh hey Scootaloo, Sweetie Bell, Applebloom, Silver Spoon, and Princess Tiara. Mind untying me?”
>”Ahm sorry Slash but theres no time.” Applebloom says, moving to your left.
>”Equestria is being attacked by giant timberwolf, and all the other p0nyzords are fighting other bad guys.” Scootaloo says, trotting over near your right hand.
>”We have to, like, save Equestria or something.” Says Silver Spoon, moving near your foot.
>”Totally” agrees Princess Tiara, taking her spot at your other foot.
“If you untie me, I’m certain I could help!”
>Sweetie Bell hops onto the bed, and stands over your head.
>”I’m sorry Slasher, but we have no choice. We have to create,”
>Scootaloo, Applebloom, and the other two turn and thrust themselves onto your appendages.
>Sweetie Bell clamors onto up, and places her filly hood down on your head.
>”the ultimate p0nyzord!” She pushes down, and your head is enveloped in darkness.
>Warm, wet, squishy darkness.
>Suddenly, the heads up display comes on.
[FILLIES AT FULL CAPACITY]
1/?
>You tear out of your bindings, and move to the window.
“Scootaloo, how do I get to the wolf so I can beat it up?”
>”You have to-ugh,” she sputters as a fist induced orgasm punches its way into her. “wish upon a star.”
>You shrug, and look out the window. It was daytime, without a star in the sky.
“There’s no stars out though.”
>”The SUN is a star, duh!” says Left Foot, designated as Princess Tiara.
“I knew that.”
>You turn to the sun, and say to yourself.
“I wish I could fly, so I could beat up that timberwolf.”
>The heads up display flashes orange, and Scootaloo’s wings buzz a bit before sputtering out.
“God damn thing, can never get it started on the first go.”
>You turn back to the sun and take a deep breath.
“I WISH I COULD FLY YOU PIECE OF SHIT!”
[FLIGHT MODE ACTIVATED]
>Scootaloo’s wings begin to buzz to life, and with your fist forward, you fly outside.
“Hey Sweetie Bell, where are we going anyway?”
>”We’re going, to THE FOREST!” she shouts, using her space time altering squeaky voice to open a portal.
>How convenient. You didn’t think Scootaloo could fly you all the way there. Bitch was worthless.
>You fly through the portal, passing a bunch of floating clocks, a floating police box, and a towel.
>Shit was weird.
>As you leave the portal and enter Everfree Forest, you peer around, looking for the giant Timberwolf, but see only trees.
“So, where is this giant wolf you speak of?”
>”I’m r-right here!” a tentative voice calls out.
>Before you can turn around, a giant claw slaps you out of the air, and you smash through several trees before coming to a stop.
[STATUS REPORT: DAMN NIGGA THAT HURT]
2/?
>You struggle to your feet, and stare in awe at the boss before you.
>A huge timberwolf stands before you, with Fluttershy sitting inside its head at the controls.
>”I’m here for hot monkey dick, and with this robot, you will never be able to stop me!” she says, and lurches forward to strike you again.
>You dodge to the left, and point Applebloom at her.
“Applebloom! Use apple canon!”
>Her mouth opens wide, and apples begin to shoot out.
>They smash into the wolf, and she flies 100 feet before skidding to a stop.
>”Ugh…it’ll take more than that to keep me down p0nyzord!” she says, standing back up.
>A panel on her back opens up, and an applesauce flame thrower comes out.
>She fires, and an entire ocean of flaming applesauce rushes towards you.
“Silver Spoon, shield!”
>You lift your foot up as she begins to vomit liquid silver.
>It hardens, and forms a shield right before the applesauce hits, protecting you from a very hot yet tasty and nutritious death.
>As the applesauce begins to cool, you fly towards Fluttershy.
”Sweetie Horn, go!”
>You charge headfirst into the robots shoulder, ripping off the canon.
>”You’ll never defeat me! That hot monkey dick is mine! Muahahaha!” she cackles.
“It looks like I’ll need my final form to defeat you!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xthm6dzMbBk
>You begin to glow, and the air begins to swirl around you.
>”Whats this?” Fluttershy says, checking a monitor in her control room.
>The earth beneath you cracks, and rocks float up.
>”No, this can’t be! Your rape level, its..”
>A green aura begins to move towards your arms and legs, and a bright white light condenses on your crotch.
>Fluttershy’s monitors begin to smoke and crack.
>”IT’S OVER 9000!” she shouts, panicking.
“TAAAAAAAKE THIS!”
>You frantically rub your crotch with the fillies, activating your Coom Canon.
3/?
>A blast of white shoots out, and strikes Fluttershy inside the robot.
>The world is filled with white, and you are momentarily blinded.
>A large crack is heard for miles around, and the forest is engulfed in fire.
>The trees are instantly incinerated, and the earth moves, creating an enormous crater.
>As you lower yourself into the crater, the charred remains of the robot begin to burn away into ash.
>The fillies hop off you, and begin to play in the leftover coom from your shot.
>”Hooray! Coom!” they shout. They laugh and play while you sit back and enjoy the rest of your day.
>Today was a good day.
4/4

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