- >Day it’s not gay in Equestria.
- >Wake up, trudge to the bathroom, and take your morning shit.
- >Gotta clean yourself out for this afternoon.
- >You skip the shower, and go straight to brushing your teeth.
- >You’re just going to get dirty today.
- >You head downstairs and eat a hearty breakfast of Applebloom Crunch, with whole milk.
- >You’re going to need the extra energy.
- >You walk to the door, wait a moment, and swing it open right as Fluttershy was about to knock.
- >She was dressed in school girl’s outfit. “Are naughty schoolgirls your fetish Anon?”
- “Sorry Flutts, but no. Naughty schoolgirls aren’t my fetish. You’re close though!”
- >She gives a little squee, and excitedly asks “What is it then?!?!”
- “It’s a secret silly!”
- >She gives a little groan, and pouts. “I bet you tell all those stallions down at the bath house.”
- >You laugh, and tussle her hair.
- “So long Flutterbutter.”
- >You walk down the street towards the bath house, waving to Braeburn, Time Turner, and Caramel along the way.
- >Maybe you’d see more of them later.
- -A few hours later…
- >As you and Big Mac lay panting on the towels you had spread out, you turn and kiss him deeply.
- >”Hmph, tastes like honey…” he mutters as you pull away.
- “Hey Mac?”
- >”Yeah?”
- “Does this make us gay?”
- >He rolls over and lies on top of you. “You said no homo before hand, right?”
- >You give a small laugh.
- “Of course! Rule number one of the bath house: say “no homo” before entering.”
- >He leans back, and you gasp slightly as you enter him.
- >”Your good then.”
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One Shot: No Homo
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