One Shot: Hokey Pokey

Lil one shot for ya

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>Day Hokey Pokey in Equestria.

>You are Anon, and you are currently strolling through the back alleys of P0nyville.

>It wouldn't seem like it, but there's a surprising amount of stores and houses here.

>Enough that when you needed to get off the street and hide from Fluttershy, you could make it across town on the back roads.

>So here you are, dancing around in the alleys, making your way towards The Gay Bath House.

>It was quite the bar.

>You're trekking along, when suddenly you hear a tune you thought you'd never hear again.

>"You put your right hoof in..." says a chorus of voices.

>You jog towards the song, hoping to discover the origin.

>"You put your right hoof out..."

>You round the corner, and see a door hanging open, the voices coming from inside.

>Jumping in, you shout out in a joyous voice

"You put your right hand in, and shake it all about!"

>You begin to dance a little jig, staring around.

>A group of miscellaneous p0nies stare on, wide eyed in shock at the local hot monkey intruding upon their class.

"What?"

>You turn and stare towards the front of the room, and see Fluttershy, hoof in mid air.

>On the chalk board behind her is scrawled "Fluttershy's Hoofing Class".

>She coughs a little, and stutters out "I d-didn't know y-you were i-into this sort of t-thing."

>You sigh, slump your shoulders and walk out, muttering obscenities.

>As your need for a hearty drink is highly increased, you hear Fluttershy say "Alright class, let's run through the instructions one more time!"

"Fucking Fluttershy..."