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My Insanity

By: picklehead42 on Dec 19th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.12 KB  |  hits: 91  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Fluttershy was walking home one day after a afternoon of shopping at the market.
  2. >You wouldn’t want your animal friends to go hungry now.
  3. >The moon was high in the sky by the time you made it to the cottage, and all your animal friends were asleep.
  4. >You were a bit scared, but you knew these woods, and there was nothing that could hurt you.
  5. >You unlock your house and set the grocery’s down, and reach over for the light switch.
  6. >You flip it up and down, but the room remains cloaked in darkness.
  7. ?“Oh sugar honey ice tea. I guess I’ll have to get another bulb.”
  8. >You shut the door, and start towards when you hear something.
  9. >A bone chilling laugh comes from your living room.
  10. “>H-hello? Is s-someone here?”
  11. >You walk into the living room cautiously, feeling your way.
  12. >Suddenly, a bright light flashes, then turns into a dull orange as a lighter had been lit.
  13. >It is now that you see who owns the lighter.
  14. >A man sits there, his eyes a cold blue, his hair a shaggy main, covering most of his face.
  15. >All you can see is his face, but it’s enough to terrify you.
  16. >“C-c-c-can I h-h-h-help you m-m-mister?”
  17. >Your heart feels like it’s going to explode out of your chest, the hair on the back of your neck is standing up straight, and you fear the worst.
  18. >He gives an evil smile, sending another shiver down your spine.
  19. “What, you don’t recognize me?”
  20. >You shakily walk forward, and are hit with the sudden realization: the kind hearted spirit that was once picklehead is now before you, scaring you half to death.
  21. >Seeing this new knowledge go through your head, he lets out another cold laugh, devoid of all good things in the world, leaving you only to cringe.
  22. 1/?
  23.  
  24. >”What are y-you doing here pickles? Shouldn’t you be at home?”
  25. >You can barely talk, but knowing who it is, you can calm down a bit.
  26. >With the lighter still dancing, making the shadows around you flicker, he speaks in a dark, borderline evil tone.
  27. ”Oh what’s the point? I’d just get up tomorrow and do it all over!”
  28. >“So w-why are you here? Not that I mind…”
  29. >He gives another chuckle.
  30. “I’m hiding my dear. Why else would I be at my obsessive rapists house?”
  31. >You give him a strange look. Hiding? Rapist? You only showed him love!
  32. >“Who are you hiding from?”
  33. >You move a bit close to the chair, sitting down, close enough to see his face, but still in the dark, only going on instinct to identify your surroundings.
  34. ”Oh, who aren’t I hiding from? I’ve done some bad things recently, but they would never think I would be here.”
  35. >He gives another grin, and his eye twitches a bit.
  36. >You shift uncomfortably. This was becoming scarier and scarier. First the dark, and now your beloved was in trouble?
  37. >He interrupts your thought process by saying with a bit of malice in his voice
  38. “Care to know why I’m hiding?”
  39. >You nod your head. This must be a misunderstanding.
  40. ”Well you see, I’ve been out and about recently. Pulled a few pranks, had a few laughs. Maybe caused a bit of chaos, but what’s life without it?”
  41. >His face suddenly contorts into one of pure anger, which rivaled your stare.
  42. “But someone had the GALL to say I had gone insane! Can you believe that?!?!”
  43. >He looks toward you, another twitch in his eye. He’s leaned forward, his knuckles clenched white around the lighter.
  44. 2/?
  45.  
  46. >“N-no, I can’t believe it.”
  47. >He gives a sigh of relief, and sits back in the chair.
  48. ”Good, good. Now, I looked up the definition of insanity. Would you like to know what it is?”
  49. >He suddenly leans forward, lighter blowing out. He screams in a booming, menacing voice
  50. “TELL ME YOU WANT TO HEAR!”
  51. >You “eep”, and duck under the rug, shaking.
  52. >After a moment, you studder out
  53. >“Please, t-t-t-tell m-me.”
  54. >You peek your head out, but see nothing but darkness.
  55. >A click comes from behind you, followed by that warm glow of the lighter. He had moved- impossibly fast I might add- over to the fireplace, leaning against the mantle.
  56. ”They said I had “such unsoundness of mind or lack of understanding as prevents one from having the mental capacity required by law to enter into a particular relationship, status, or transaction or as removes one from criminal or civil responsibility.”
  57. >He gets another twitch.
  58. “But I know that’s not what it really is! I remember! Its doing that same thing, OVER and OVER,”
  59. >He slams his fist down, causing the flame to flicker, and the house to shake,
  60. “and expecting a different result.”
  61. >You simply stare, beginning to question his sanity itself. What if he did something? How do you escape?
  62. >He sees you thinking, and steps forward, the lighter coming dangerously close to your mane.
  63. ”But that’s just it! I know I’m not crazy! You know that,”
  64. >He leans in even further, your noses inches apart.
  65. “Right?”
  66. >You shakily give a nod.
  67. >He gives a sigh of relief, and stand back up.
  68. “You see, I can even prove it. I may do the same thing every day, but you know what I don’t do? I don’t expect different results.”
  69. >He turns, gives an evil smile, and flicks out the flame, dousing the room in complete darkness.
  70. “They all do it for me.”
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