Title:           Limericks
Author:          picklehead42
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/bcSYRc45
First Edit:      Saturday 12th of October 2013 09:54:42 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 12th of October 2013 09:54:42 AM CDT

Anonymous the Human was eating some food 
When a small yellow horse stopped by
She wanted his cock, and smacked him with a rock
Now Anon is fucking Fluttershy
Anonymous wanted some clothes
So he stopped by his best friend Rarity
She made him a skirt, and ripped up his shirt
Now his gender seems lacking some clarity
Big Mac wanted Anon
But he needed that Fluttershy gone
So he knocked on her door
And called her a whore
Now Big Mac is inside her till dawn
A horse decided to rape
And it had to be only on tape
So she found someone quite filling
Who wasn't too willing 
Now Octavia is fucking an ape
Caramel had a nice member
It was oh so thick and so slender
Anon had to take a lick
And now he's getting the dick
And he's happy with his newfound switched gender
There once was a horse made from glass
And oh did she have a nice ass
The crystal kingdom is where she's from
And god did she have sweet tasting cum
And thank god those rape charges didn't pass
There once was a writer named pickle
Who's fetishes were anything but fickle 
He made a new bud
And he was a stud
Now Pickles getting Togs nice fat dickle
Twilight Sparkle was in love with a man
Who didn't love her back and always ran 
He tried to escape
But you can't run from rape
Now Anon has got her horn in his can
There once was a horse named Rainbow Dash 
And she had someone she just loved to flash
Each day she dropped by 
And showed him more than the sky
He doesn't even mind a small splash
There was a cute horse named Derpy
Whose blowjobs were always quite slurpy
Anon didn't mind
She was most sincerely kind
And her attitude was always quite chirpy
There was a white ass that was good
An ass that a queen rightly should
You couldn’t resist
To get in her with a fist
Now you’re stuck deep inside her marehood
There was a pony from prance
You decided to give her a chance
She wanted some fuck
You tried to do the tuck
But your dick was forced to dance
There was a place known as Flutterrape
To which there was no possible escape
It was full of fun
And the occasional pun
And it left all our anuses agape
I sat down to watch some sweet porn
But a horse interrupted with corn
She kicked me in my shin
And shoved it right in
Now my ass is feeling kinda torn
A yellow horse wanted the D
Thinking of it filled her with glee
She put some bits in a sock
And gave him a shlock
Now Anon is chained to a tree
A blue horse wanted your cock
And her ass got you hard as a rock
But you had to resist
But she had to persist
And now your virginity is on the clock