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By: picklehead42 on Oct 12th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.55 KB  |  hits: 24  |  expires: Never
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  1. Anonymous the Human was eating some food 
  2. When a small yellow horse stopped by
  3. She wanted his cock, and smacked him with a rock
  4. Now Anon is fucking Fluttershy
  5. Anonymous wanted some clothes
  6. So he stopped by his best friend Rarity
  7. She made him a skirt, and ripped up his shirt
  8. Now his gender seems lacking some clarity
  9. Big Mac wanted Anon
  10. But he needed that Fluttershy gone
  11. So he knocked on her door
  12. And called her a whore
  13. Now Big Mac is inside her till dawn
  14. A horse decided to rape
  15. And it had to be only on tape
  16. So she found someone quite filling
  17. Who wasn't too willing 
  18. Now Octavia is fucking an ape
  19. Caramel had a nice member
  20. It was oh so thick and so slender
  21. Anon had to take a lick
  22. And now he's getting the dick
  23. And he's happy with his newfound switched gender
  24. There once was a horse made from glass
  25. And oh did she have a nice ass
  26. The crystal kingdom is where she's from
  27. And god did she have sweet tasting cum
  28. And thank god those rape charges didn't pass
  29. There once was a writer named pickle
  30. Who's fetishes were anything but fickle 
  31. He made a new bud
  32. And he was a stud
  33. Now Pickles getting Togs nice fat dickle
  34. Twilight Sparkle was in love with a man
  35. Who didn't love her back and always ran 
  36. He tried to escape
  37. But you can't run from rape
  38. Now Anon has got her horn in his can
  39. There once was a horse named Rainbow Dash 
  40. And she had someone she just loved to flash
  41. Each day she dropped by 
  42. And showed him more than the sky
  43. He doesn't even mind a small splash
  44. There was a cute horse named Derpy
  45. Whose blowjobs were always quite slurpy
  46. Anon didn't mind
  47. She was most sincerely kind
  48. And her attitude was always quite chirpy
  49. There was a white ass that was good
  50. An ass that a queen rightly should
  51. You couldn’t resist
  52. To get in her with a fist
  53. Now you’re stuck deep inside her marehood
  54. There was a pony from prance
  55. You decided to give her a chance
  56. She wanted some fuck
  57. You tried to do the tuck
  58. But your dick was forced to dance
  59. There was a place known as Flutterrape
  60. To which there was no possible escape
  61. It was full of fun
  62. And the occasional pun
  63. And it left all our anuses agape
  64. I sat down to watch some sweet porn
  65. But a horse interrupted with corn
  66. She kicked me in my shin
  67. And shoved it right in
  68. Now my ass is feeling kinda torn
  69. A yellow horse wanted the D
  70. Thinking of it filled her with glee
  71. She put some bits in a sock
  72. And gave him a shlock
  73. Now Anon is chained to a tree
  74. A blue horse wanted your cock
  75. And her ass got you hard as a rock
  76. But you had to resist
  77. But she had to persist
  78. And now your virginity is on the clock
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