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Lil Ball of Yarn

By: picklehead42 on Oct 2nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.85 KB  |  hits: 49  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day keep the ball rolling in Equestria
  2. >You are Anon, gentle soul
  3. >And boy is it starting to get chilly out!
  4. >But here in Equestria it seems that nop0ny can get your size right for winter gear
  5. >So for the first time ever, you’re knitting yourself a winter sweater
  6. >You’ve gotten the neck and shoulders, and are currently working on the arms, and goddamn this is gonna be soft
  7. >You were making out of Alpaca fur, thankfully The Dude down at the bowling alley let you borrow some
  8. >Why there’s an Alpaca names “The Dude” down at the bowling alley selling his hair you’ll never know, but hey, free soft sweater stuff
  9. >Whilst starting on the left elbow, a soft knock comes to the door
  10. >Sighing, you stand up and put the ball of alpaca string into your baby holder front pack thingy you bought a few days ago for knitting on the go
  11. >Without stopping, you open the door to see Fluttershy sitting on your doorstep rubbinh her horse parts quite vigorously
  12. >”Hi *gasp* Anon, is voyeur your fet-wait.”
  13. >She immediately stops, stands up, and stares intensly at your ball
  14. >”Is that..a ball of string?” Her eyes get very big
  15. “Uh…yeah?”
  16. >She reaches forward and bats it out of its pouch, where it rolls onto the floor.
  17. >Giggling she scampers after it into your house, smacking it left and right
  18. “What the fuck?”
  19. >She races around your living room after the ball, and finally catches it
  20. >”Heeheehee!” She gets on her back and begins tossing the yarn up in the air, playing with it
  21. >You walk over and smack it in midair
  22. “Would you quit fucking with my yarn and get the fuck out?”
  23. >She of course ignores you and races after the ball of yarn, doing that stuipid think where she raises her ass up as she tries to catch it
  24. >Twisting and grabbing, she ends up tangles in the soft alpaca string
  25. >”Uh Anon? A little help?”
  26. >Fucking Fluttershy