- >You quickly jog around to the back of the royal restrooms, and open the hidden hatch.
- >You step down, and descend to the bowels of the bathrooms.
- >Moving along, you come to the only hole occupied by a posterior, and pull out your jar.
- >Timing had to be everything.
- >Slowly, a green cylinder emerges from the royal backside, and drops towards the ground.
- >You hold out the jar, and catch it, careful not to make a sound.
- >The princess stands, and leaves.
- >Bitch didn’t even wipe OR wash her hands. Nasty.
- >You make your way back out, and stash the jar in the pantry.
- >You would have to wait until nightfall before you could put the brine in.
- >Then, it was simply a matter of finding someone with enough cash to purchase it.
- >You were That One Guy, Royal Pickler. And this was your life.
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- Request made by That One Guy and Alex
- Anon Anon and Baratone sitting in.
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Late Night Circle Jerk Request (weird as hell)
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