Title:           Late Night Circle Jerk Request (weird as hell)
Author:          picklehead42
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/8LcjFLvX
First Edit:      Sunday 20th of January 2013 12:20:58 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 20th of January 2013 12:20:58 AM CDT

>You quickly jog around to the back of the royal restrooms, and open the hidden hatch.
>You step down, and descend to the bowels of the bathrooms.
>Moving along, you come to the only hole occupied by a posterior, and pull out your jar.
>Timing had to be everything.
>Slowly, a green cylinder emerges from the royal backside, and drops towards the ground.
>You hold out the jar, and catch it, careful not to make a sound.
>The princess stands, and leaves.
>Bitch didn’t even wipe OR wash her hands. Nasty.
>You make your way back out, and stash the jar in the pantry.
>You would have to wait until nightfall before you could put the brine in.
>Then, it was simply a matter of finding someone with enough cash to purchase it.
>You were That One Guy, Royal Pickler. And this was your life.
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Request made by That One Guy and Alex
Anon Anon and Baratone sitting in.