Title:           cherry x ivan
Author:          penny_le_remover
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/6uY7yWv9
First Edit:      Wednesday 8th of October 2014 12:43:58 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Wednesday 8th of October 2014 01:45:00 PM CDT

>yuo are IVan
>yuo hav been tasked with the mishun to go to city calld doj to take care of cherry theifs
 
>you are cherry jubilee
>you have recieved a letter from canterlot that somepony will be coming to dodge to help with your cherrys
>they said he was the pony who invented the kalshnikov
>you dont know who it is but you hope he's cute
 
 
>yuo are ivan
>yuo hav arivd in doj
>many goods
>now time for removings
>yuo aproching chery farm
 
 
>you are cherry jubilee
>you see the pony coming to the farm
>wait
>is that a minotaur?
>no it doesnt have horns
>wait
>is it the new prince from the other world called serbija!
>they sent a prince for you??
>wait
>if you can get him to take a liking to you, you could retire and live an easy life in the canterlot castle
>new plan
>forget the farm
>fuck the prince
 
>yuo are Ivan
>cherry pone is of very nice :^)
>she has made yuo pie of cherrys just 4 u
:^)))))
>"is that one oof those kalshnikovs that the guard is using?"
>"da is of kalshnikov"
>"it looks neat, so how does it work?"
>"i show"
>yuo puts empty botle on table
>aimings
>fireings
>bottle is removed
>"my...thats..cool..."
>"DA GLAD YUO OF LIKE"
 
 
>you are cherry jubilee
>oh sweet celestia thats horrible
>what if it hit a pony?
>*shudders*
>whatever you still need to get in his pants
>just need to stay away from that, thing
 
 
>yuo ivan
>of very happy cherry pone likings kalshnikov
>tonight yuo findings theives
>and removings them
 
>is nighttimes now
>now yuo of removings
>yuo sit watch like yuo did in serbija armys at watch post
>long night
>yuo seeings a dark thing
>yuo see this in night becasue yuo eyes trained like bald burger bird
>yuo aimings
>it not see yuo
>yuo remove it
>you are cherry jubilee
>and what was that noise?
>he didnt shoot the gun at one of the theives did he?!
>oh no no no no no
>you run out of your home
>and see
>a changling?
>thats what has been stealing your cherrys?
>its dead
>ivan is leaning over its body
>"cherry pone what of this? bug pone?"
>"its a changleing. I thought all of these were banished"
>"not of all of them apparentlys"
>despite the gore here you need to make your move now
>"jeeze Ivan, i never knew you were this much of a killer, thats kind of hot"
>he looks at you with a face of confusion
 
 
>yuo of Ivan
>yuo believings cherry pone is of comings on to yuo
>"chery pone"
>"yes ivan?"
>"i like yuo as fren, not of love"
>"w-w-what?"
>you are cherry jubilee
>and you have been friendzoned again