Title:           Quick One Shots For Impatient Whorse Thread
Author:          noonpone
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First Edit:      Tuesday 3rd of June 2014 07:52:08 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 3rd of June 2014 07:52:08 PM CDT

>see whore pony
>have sex with whore pony
>don't pay whore pony
>whore pony looks at me sad
>feel bad
>buck whore pony in the face
>feel better
>walk away
>"and that's how I got my cutie mark."
 
>be twilight sparkle
>keep dreaming about when you were human
>about one human in particular...
>can't sleep
>go out to park
>find the mare sitting inside the cardboard box.
>"Hey princess, the usual?"
>you nod excitedly
>she pulls out a bucket of orange paint, a bucket of blue paint, and a strap on.
>"so your place or mine?"
 
>be Afternoon Delight
>go to sleep after a long day of, uh, work.
>having normal dreams of owning your own coffee place
>suddenly dream fades away and princess Luna shows up.
>bow in her presence
>*clink* *clink* *clink*
>open your eyes and see 20 dream bits.
>"We require your services for the night."
 
>be anon
>extremely nervous
>face as red as a tomato
>walk up to the pony in the cardboard box
>hand her 20 bits.
>"what'll it be handsome?"
>completely embarrass just close your eyes and hand her the bag
>she looks inside and sees the spurs, boots, and hat.
"A-apple family barn. 20 minutes. Look for the Orange pony with the saddle on."
>run away as soon as you finish
>you really need to stop agreeing to help AJ
 
>be Afternoon Delight
>sitting in your box waiting for customers
>see a yellow pony walking around with a bear.
>oh crap it's fluttershy again.
>please walk past please walk past please walk
>*clink* *clink *clink*
>fuck.
>look at the twenty bits.
"W-what can I do for you fluttershy."
>she whispers in your ear and realize why the bear is with her.
"That'll uh cost extra."
>she reaches into her saddle bag and pulls out a heavy sack of bits, dropping it in front of you
>you look up at her in fear
>she smiles
>"It's his birthday!"
 
>be Rainbow Dash
>super tense before your big show.
>need to rainboom so you can rainboom later for the show.
>anon is out of town, go to local whorse instead.
>pay your bits
>get exactly zero rainbooms going. Her tongues just not agile enough.
>ask for your money back
>get bucked in the face
>have to perform with a black eye and lack of preshow rainboom.
>this is why you always make it rain on her box
 
>be Big Mac
>can't get a date, all the mares in town are intimidated by your girth.
>have to rely on a whore pony to get your fix.
>even she's intimidated and has you pay by the pound.
>have to work twice as hard on the farm just to afford her services once a week.
>not allowed to finish inside her
>Being Big Mac is suffering.
 
>be rarity
>designing a line of lewd clothing
>hire whorse to style them for you while you work to make sure your getting the feel just right.
>have stallions, and for some reason anon, stare through your boutique windows all day and fog the glass with heavy breathing.
>it has almost been an hour, gonna have to send spike out there with a mop to clean up again.
>at least you know the designs are good.