Title:           Pinkie Writes About Anon (on hold)
Author:          noonpone
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/kTyVfxMY
First Edit:      Wednesday 25th of June 2014 09:58:37 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Thursday 18th of June 2015 10:58:55 PM CDT

>be Pinkie Pie
"No you're not"
>baking cake in sugar cube corner.
"But I'm at Twilight's place."
>wait what?
"I said I'm at Twilight's place."
>wait you can read this?
"If course I can silly, it's right there."
>but but I'm telling a story about you how are yo-
>Oh god how are you doing that?!
>NO WAIT STOP!
>PUT THE PEN DOWN! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
 
>be noonie
>finally in equestria like I always wanted.
>and I'm in a super awesome suit and tie because I'm at a party my bestest best bud Pinkie Pie put together for me and everypony in town came to welcome me!
"Please stop Pinkie."
>Oh oh oh! And I have a biiiiiiiiiig big slice of cake with frosting and chocolate and little bits of fruit and it's the best cake ever!
"You can't make me like this Pinkie."
 
"AND THEN I SAID MAN THIS PARTY IS THE BEST. THING. EVER! I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN!"
 
"Okay okay! I'm having fun just please don't do that again!"
 
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>okay I'm Noonie, what do I do now...
"How did I even get here? You just plop me in the middle of a party and expect me to have fun?"
>ssssssh Noonie! I'm trying to think!
>Oh I know!
>be anon
>trying out dresses at Rarity's boutique.
"I'm not a girl Pinkie, why would I be trying on dresses?"
>but you look sooooooo cute in them and oh it would make Rarity so happy if she could experiment with someone shaped so differently from a pony.
>come onnnnnnnn.
"DON'T MAKE ME START TELLING YOU WHAT TO SA- okay fine! But nothing too girly."
>super-duper! let me start over.
 
>be anon
>trying out dresses for Rarity in her boutique.
>you didn't want to at first but after you saw how cute you were in the mirror with the pink ballroom gown you really got into it.
"Oh God..."
>"hm? Is something the matter dear?"
"Oh um, no Rarity, just talking to myself is all."
>"alright well you let me know if that dress is too tight darling."
>looking at yourself in the mirror you start appreciating Rarity's craftsmanship and creativity.
>you really like the dress but as you spin you notice something horrible!
"Rarity does um, does... (do I really have to say this?)"
>YES!
"ugh. Rarity, does this dress make my butt look fat?"
>"That's not the dress darling that's your fat ass."
>hahahahahahaha!
"REALLY?!"
>Pfffft heheheheh ohwait, wait!
>"yes darling your posterior is massive. Frankly I'm surprised you got it into the dress in the first place."
"That doesn't even, she wouldn't even say..."
>hahahahaha!
"I hate you so much right now Pinkie..."
 
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>okay so you storm off out the door of the boutique
>and your rump gets caught in the doorway for a second
>then you walk through town and to town square and meet up with ummm. With ummmm.
"Wait am I still in this dress the whole time?"
>Oh right! So you take off the dress-
"Here?! In town square?!"
>shhhh, shhhh, noony. Just sit back and let me write!
>so your naked in town square and everypony is staring at your horn.
"Humans don't have horns Pinkie..."
>I know that! I just, don't want to use that other word...
"Fine, continue, the ponies are all looking at me naked?"
>right. And then um, ummmm
"Wasn't I suppose to be meeting someone here?"
>Yeah that's right! You were meeting...Twilight! Yeah Twilight shows up and she's looking at you naked.
>"Hi anon, I see you've stopped wearing clothes. Can I take this as a sign that you're finally comfortable here in Ponyville?"
"No it's just that, I lost my clothes because FOR SOME REASON I decided to leave Rarity's boutique without grabbing them first. Would you mind using magic to get me some clothes?"
>"sorry anon, I'm not very good at that kind of magic, but I have some of your clothes when you first arrived back at my place."
>you follow Twilight to her home and get dressed.
>she offers to let you stay at her place until you stop being mad at Rarity and y-
"Wait I was staying with Rarity?"
>Well duh, who else would you stay with?
"Well Twilight has a whole castle and is a princess so I just figured"
>anyway you agree to stay with her and
>...
>...
>...
"and what? What happens next?"
>oh sorry noony, my mouth is just tired from writing. Imma take a break!
"No wait Pinkie don't go!"
>...
>...
"Great. Now I'm stuck here alone with Twilight until Pinkie gets back. She better NOT TAKE TOO LONG!"
>...
"Riiiight, paper can't yell."
 
 
>be Pinkie Pie
>writing a story with noony.
>sorta ran out of ideas and now hiding from the story until you think of something.
>why didn't noony ever tell you writing was this hard?
 
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