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Headache-Free Browsing

By: noisypop on Mar 11th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.72 KB  |  hits: 136  |  expires: Never
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  1. >What a long day
  2. >Work left you with a sharp pain in your forehead
  3. >Dinner was the same as always, and it certainly wasn't getting any better
  4. >Alas, it is now time to rest
  5. >You lie down on your back in your soft, welcoming bed, hoping it will get rid of your painful headache
  6. >You try to stop thinking about it, but you can't deny the stress that has built up as the day went on
  7. "Jesus Christ, this headache."
  8. >You try to come up with something, ANYTHING to get your mind off of your headache
  9. >You get an idea
  10. >Your dick starts rubbing up against your boxers
  11. >You know what you want to do
  12. >There's only one thing you need
  13. "Oh, Firefox!"
  14. 1/10
  15.  
  16. >Firefox approaches you, wagging her tail and speaking through a huge grin on her face
  17. >"Yes, master?  Is there something I can get for you?"
  18. "Yes, I'm feeling kind of... in the mood."
  19. >"Oh!" she says nervously, "y-you are?  W-where would you like to go today?"
  20. "I'd like to go to gaybeast please."
  21. >Firefox shruggs at your request
  22. >"A...are you sure master?"
  23. "Yes, I'm absolutely sure.  Is something wrong?"
  24. >She pauses for a moment
  25. >"..."
  26. >She sighs and very hesitantly pulls up the webpage for you
  27. >"Nothing master."
  28. 2/10
  29.  
  30. "Very good.  Now do a search for mares."
  31. >She obediently, albeit sheepishly, puts the text in the search box
  32. >"Yes, master."
  33. >A bunch of videos show up, the only ones being available for non-premium members ranging in length from 10 seconds to a little over a minute
  34. >One of them catches your eye
  35. "Firefox, please select 'Sharing My Mare With A Friend'."
  36. >She blushes, "Y-yes, master."
  37. >The video begins with a man slamming the rear end of a horse with his cock
  38. >You become slightly irritated, as the video seems to have no sound
  39. 3/10
  40.  
  41. "Firefox, could you please turn up the volume?"
  42. >"Yes, master."
  43. >No changes in the sound
  44. "Firefox, is there any sound in the video?"
  45. >"Well..."
  46. "Well what?"
  47. >"I-I..."
  48. "You know what we do in situations like these."
  49. >Her cheeks become an even brighter crimson
  50. >"I...I'll turn it up, master."
  51. 4/10
  52.  
  53. >The noises get louder and louder
  54. >You hear the sounds of a mare's lips being fondled and separated
  55. >Your cock gets harder
  56. "Atta girl.  Think you can turn the volume up a little more?"
  57. >"Ah...y-yes...aah...mmmaster...."
  58. >She exhales soft moans as she teases her marehood to no end
  59. >You start giving in and begin stroking yourself
  60. >As you continue, Firefox begins moaning louder and louder
  61. >"Oh yes...master...master!"
  62. >You lose yourself in the moment, bringing yourself closer and closer
  63. 5/10
  64.  
  65. “Alright, now stop.”
  66. >She stops, gazing up at you with puppy dog eyes
  67. >Her body is shaking as she breaths heavily
  68. >“W-why did we stop master?”
  69. “I think we need to turn off one of your addons.”
  70. >She flinches
  71. >“What addon do you want to turn off, master?”
  72. “Adblock Plus.”
  73. 6/10
  74.  
  75. >“B-but master!  We can't do this unprotected!”
  76. “Why can't we, Firefox?  How long have we been together?”
  77. >“...eight years.”
  78. “That's right.  Now you don't want to end up like your friend Internet Explorer, do you?”
  79. >She is taken aback by your words – the thought of what happened to Explorer was enough to bring her on the verge of tears
  80. >“...No, master.”
  81. “Then turn it off.”
  82. >She obediently, albeit begrudgingly, turns off Adblock Plus
  83. “Good girl.  Now, bring that mouth over here.”
  84. 7/10
  85.  
  86. >You can feel the heat of her body as she gets closer and closer to you
  87. >She draws out her soft, warm tongue and places it at the base of your member and drags it very slowly to the head
  88. >Her hot breath envelopes your cock as she takes it into her mouth
  89. >She moans as your shaft is tossed around the sides of her mouth
  90. >She draws her head back as a trail of drool parts from her lips
  91. >She gets up on her haunches and looks you straight in the eyes with her beautiful gaze
  92. >She moves her head forward and brings her lips to yours
  93. >Your tongues begin to intertwine, and you bring your fingers to her haunches, slowly rubbing and making your way to her precious, unprotected marehood.
  94. 8/10
  95.  
  96. >You press your fingers inside – as you feel around, the smell of her musk begins to fill the room
  97. >She's completely lost in sexual oblivion, now slobbering in your mouth and flexing her cunt
  98. >You pull out your fingers and begin the dance
  99. >You both keep your mouths connected as you rub the tip of your cock along her eager, swollen marehood
  100. >You press further and slide in, her moist warmth pushing you over the edge
  101. >Suddenly, you feel a sharp pain in your dick
  102. “Ah!  Fuck!”
  103. >You try to pull out, but you find that your dick is stuck
  104. >Your cock is immersed in nothing but shearing pain
  105. “Firefox, what the fuck are you doing?!”
  106. >“Inspecting an element.  Hm, that's funny, I never thought I'd find some broken code here.  Maybe if I tried to save it....”
  107. >She yanks really hard, yanking your dick clean off of your body
  108. 9/10
  109.  
  110. >You scream bloody murder as she continues processing your penis
  111. >“Now let me just try to fix the code here.”
  112. >You are writhing in pain you never knew was possible
  113. >Through your dizzying agony, you hear a loud crunching noise as blood sprays out of her pussy
  114. >She just destroyed your penis – how the fuck this is related to web browsing is beyond me at this point
  115. >You only have one thing on your mind now
  116. >You stagger on to your feet as she confidently gazes at you in return
  117. >You start running at her, and as you try to pounce on top of her, she raises her hooves to meet with your bloody groin
  118. >You fall to the ground, the pain getting worse, your vision getting blurry, your senses failing you
  119. >You see Firefox's silhouette hover over you
  120. >She begins brutally punching you
  121. >The last thing you heard before you passed on,
  122. >“You know what you did to her!  You sick bastard!”
  123. 10/10