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  1.  unconspicuous: there's like 8 people here
  2. smashblarrrrg: Nah, those are ghosts
  3. unconspicuous: if you include ben lao of course
  4. smashblarrrrg:
  5. unconspicuous: by the way, we need an emote
  6. smashblarrrrg: Alright, I'm going
  7. unconspicuous: with the emote code
  8. smashblarrrrg: ???
  9. unconspicuous: of /benlao
  10. smash
  11. smashblarrrrg: k
  12. Later
  13. unconspicuous: test
  14. ILuvFluttershy: fail
  15. unconspicuous: or so you think
  16. ILuvFluttershy:
  17. http://i.imgur.com/6u5by.jpg
  18. Synapsid: Team Terrorist?
  19. Attacking Super Maro Brothers 3?
  20. Despicable
  21. unconspicuous: for shame
  22. winged0ne: Ohay
  23. Synapsid: wingsy
  24. winged0ne: Dat Synapsy
  25. Synapsid:
  26. BrianC1006: anyone wanna play cs:go wit me
  27. no scopz 360 headshots
  28. winged0ne: Sorry I don't have it
  29. BrianC1006: :O
  30. its k
  31. AnnoyedRarity: Well sleeping didn't work very well
  32. winged0ne: Then pony
  33. Synapsid: It rarely does
  34. Pony is a good idea though
  35. Except it's this episode
  36. AnnoyedRarity: Uncon, you told me it would work
  37. I don't know what to believe anymore
  38. Synapsid: Believing him was probably the first mistake.
  39. AnnoyedRarity: Well, I can't pony right now, sound is not my friend and no headphones
  40. Goodbye for a second time tonight
  41. <
  42. 3
  43. Mix them togehter
  44. Night
  45. winged0ne: .
  46. winter: who has terraria here
  47. winged0ne: Me
  48. totalwar57: hi guys
  49. winter: TOTAL
  50. EMERGENCY
  51. totalwar57: what?
  52. winter: you got terraria?
  53. winged0ne: What
  54. totalwar57: yeah, but i'm done with games for tonight
  55. winter: k
  56. totalwar57: ooh, new overwerk song
  57. winter: total
  58. 2morrow
  59. totalwar57: what?
  60. winter: feel like playing a custom adventure terraria map?
  61. totalwar57: hmm, maybe
  62. i'll see if i have time
  63. winter: k
  64. ive glanced around it with my endgame char just to see if it was any good
  65. looks pretty fun
  66. ssmile
  67. :d
  68. unconspicuous: hey winter
  69. winter: gettin day z ready
  70. unconspicuous: playing terraria with growlie :3
  71. Synapsid: This is the greatest of his works, ILF
  72. I'm sorry
  73. But it is superior to Sunshine and Celery Stalks
  74. ILuvFluttershy: No worries
  75. This is my second favorite song of his, and occasionally it can surprass SaCS
  76. Synapsid: I put all my pony cards is sleeves today so now I can make a list of the ones I am missing.
  77. I clealry will need to buy more boxes of pony cards.
  78. totalwar57: oh hi guys
  79. Synapsid: ohai
  80. dat twismug scene
  81. ILuvFluttershy: I'm glad I'm taking easier courses first
  82. I would have done much worse if I was thrown straight into compressible fluid dynamics
  83. Synapsid:
  84. Physics
  85. unconspicuous:
  86. /ilfhahaha
  87. Synapsid: The last time I had to take physics was high school.
  88. My teacher was semi-deranged.
  89. ILuvFluttershy: I start all three of my classes tomrorow
  90. tomorrow*
  91. Synapsid: Three? That's not so bad. Is that even a full-time credit hour load?
  92. ILuvFluttershy: Yeah, it is
  93. Quarter system
  94. ends up being six classes per normal semester
  95. Synapsid: Huh
  96. Well, good then. That makes financial aid considerably simpler.
  97. ILuvFluttershy: It does?
  98. OhHiEmu: hello
  99. Synapsid: Being a full time student? Yes.
  100. It makes it much simpler.
  101. And easier to get.
  102. ILuvFluttershy: Suddenly, Emy remembers there is a Synchtube
  103. Synapsid: A grayname emy? This is a thing unheard.
  104. OhHiEmu: nope
  105. Synapsid: It certainly hasn't occurred in my time here.
  106. OhHiEmu: never
  107. ILuvFluttershy assumes it is Emy on his phone
  108. Synapsid: This grayname emy the very one who told me long ago when I was a grayname that being a grayname was the same as being Twist.
  109. OhHiEmu: I don't think I was there for that unfortunately
  110. Synapsid: You were and you did.
  111. It was you.
  112. OhHiEmu: I might have been high or something
  113. if I was actually emu, that is
  114. Synapsid: Dendrite linked me a string covrer of Smile earlier
  115. It was not bad
  116. Matticus: was it good
  117. OhHiEmu: was it the one that was actually recorded with real instruments?
  118. Synapsid: Possibly, but it didn't quite sound like it.
  119. OhHiEmu: link?
  120. Synapsid: Though I may just have been to tired to discern it
  121. Hold on
  122. OhHiEmu: no
  123. I want it right now
  124. Synapsid: Those might be actual strings, in fact
  125. 3:27
  126. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ENcgxabUeE
  127. OhHiEmu: yeah, that was is actually
  128. AwkwardTurtle: woooo string instruments are the best
  129. Synapsid: They are, actually
  130. OhHiEmu: well hello AT
  131. AwkwardTurtle: especially the cello
  132. hello
  133. Synapsid: Ah, cello
  134. But best string instruments are baroque string instruments
  135. AMIRITE GREEDO?!
  136. OhHiEmu: cello is indeed the best
  137. Synapsid: ...greedo is not here
  138. AwkwardTurtle: so there was recently a "Write an RPG in 24 hours" competition
  139. Synapsid: I like keyboard instruments very much though too
  140. AwkwardTurtle: I wrote quick blurbs about all the entireis here
  141. http://www.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/yo7dv/remember_that_set_of_16_free_rpgs_posted_the/
  142. Synapsid: dat harpsichord
  143. AwkwardTurtle: if anyone had any interest
  144. OhHiEmu: sounds pretty interesting
  145. I am reading it
  146. AwkwardTurtle: some of them look super fun
  147. I need to find an opportunity to play some
  148. but I really shouldn't delay my normal group from starting our new campaign
  149. which is going to be freakin sweeeeet
  150. OhHiEmu: I'd be up for joining you for any of those
  151. AwkwardTurtle: I was kinda considering running one either in a chat room, or forum maybe
  152. OhHiEmu: if you run any one shot games, I could drive up and join in
  153. AwkwardTurtle: if there's enough interest I'd probably do that
  154. I"m not sure how fun the one shots would be through chat format though
  155. OhHiEmu: I mean, if I came and visited you, and joined your normal group or whatever
  156. AwkwardTurtle: actually
  157. Matticus: whoooa how long has awkward been back
  158. AwkwardTurtle: again, I shouldn't delay my normal group more
  159. ummm
  160. like today
  161. or in the long run?
  162. OhHiEmu: he's been here for like 5 minutes
  163. AwkwardTurtle: cause if today, then about 5 minutes
  164. if in the long run, then like
  165. a week?
  166. ish?
  167. Matticus: is college out for summer
  168. AwkwardTurtle: I start classes on monday
  169. Matticus: oh
  170. damn
  171. AwkwardTurtle: why?
  172. Synapsid: Everyone starting classes
  173. AwkwardTurtle: I'm actually pretty pumped for classes to start
  174. Synapsid: I might be as well
  175. AwkwardTurtle: I'm taking a class with clean room stuff in it this semester
  176. which is pretty exciting
  177. Matticus: clean room stuff?
  178. AwkwardTurtle: yeah
  179. Matticus: a vacuum?
  180. AwkwardTurtle: like
  181. Synapsid: He'll be working with anthrax and other biological agents
  182. AwkwardTurtle: exactly
  183. Matticus: oh
  184. yes I know some of those words
  185. Synapsid: He will probably sell state secrets to Iran later in life.
  186. AwkwardTurtle: except by "biological agents" I mean integrated circuits and stuff
  187. Synapsid: Or that
  188. Though I liked my version better.
  189. It was more exciting.
  190. AwkwardTurtle: yeah
  191. I like your version better too
  192. OhHiEmu: andromeda strain?
  193. Synapsid: No, that involves an extraterrestrial pathogen
  194. AT is just a biological weapons dealer.
  195. AwkwardTurtle: pretty much
  196. unconspicuous: mhmm
  197. AwkwardTurtle: I prefer to think of myself as a "Pathogen Pimp"
  198. unconspicuous: no wonder he was gone for all that time
  199. Synapsid: Nice
  200. PAthogen Pimp
  201. unconspicuous: dealing with the FBI?
  202. Synapsid: I like that
  203. That's classy.
  204. AwkwardTurtle: did I tell you guys about my idea for a new standard currency?
  205. Synapsid: Not that I recall
  206. AwkwardTurtle: okay
  207. it's the prostitue-hour
  208. now
  209. you might say
  210. Synapsid: That sounds like a unit for measuring energy
  211. AwkwardTurtle: "but doesn't that depend on the quality of the prostitiute?"
  212. to which I would answer
  213. "yes
  214. this is what the Federal Reserve is for"
  215. or, as i like to call it
  216. the "Federal Brothel"
  217. and the chairman of the Fed would be the National Pimp
  218. Synapsid: So this is like the Netherlands now>?
  219. AwkwardTurtle: and would control the quality and quantity of pimps in the economy
  220. it's pretty much flawless
  221. OhHiEmu: sounds like a socially acceptable replacement for out current currency
  222. Synapsid: But how are we going to maintain global liquidity and monetary exchange on this standard?
  223. OhHiEmu: damnit, I have to go
  224. Dundrio: bye emu
  225. Synapsid: By emy
  226. Bye*
  227. OhHiEmu: let me know when you work out all the nuances of this system
  228. winter: pony
  229. OhHiEmu: I am highly intrigued
  230. bye now
  231. AwkwardTurtle: will do
  232. bye
  233. unconspicuous:
  234. damnit
  235. winter: ian you there?
  236. AwkwardTurtle: nope
  237. that also wasn't him
  238. Synapsid: Ian is a myth, actually
  239. He's actually a construct invented by emy to simulate a human person.
  240. winter:
  241. /ilffacehoof
  242. Synapsid: It's actually an I.A.N.
  243. Interactive Android Nerd
  244. ILuvFluttershy:
  245. AwkwardTurtle: ...
  246. that acronym worked out far better than it had any right to
  247. winter: ^
  248. maybe it is true
  249. they say robots dont know they are robots
  250. Synapsid: Indeed
  251. ILuvFluttershy: My bones are rather convincing
  252. I should know
  253. I saw one once
  254. Synapsid: We haven't seen them
  255. AwkwardTurtle: yeah, I've never seen your bones
  256. winter: maybe thats what you see them as
  257. Synapsid: For all we know you could have a titanium endoskeleto
  258. n
  259. winter: 1C-3C-R3-AM
  260. feel any dif ian?
  261. ILuvFluttershy: Hm?
  262. No?
  263. winter: its from new vegas
  264. ILuvFluttershy: Oh
  265. winter: you say that to the guard with 80 science
  266. lets you into the strip
  267. its also ice cream in leet
  268. sorry
  269. 1C-3C-R3-4M
  270. how about now
  271. ILuvFluttershy: Nope
  272. knocknix: I'm home
  273. ILuvFluttershy: Welcome home!
  274. knocknix: thanks!
  275. winter: arma almost done dling
  276. ILuvFluttershy: I predict you will get very mad with the inventory system
  277. winter: ive watched vids
  278. i know i will
  279. my goal
  280. ILuvFluttershy: you gonna play on the reddit bronies server?
  281. winter: acquire a helicopter and troll people
  282. maybe
  283. why
  284. ILuvFluttershy: just wondering
  285. im an admin there
  286. winter: ah
  287. how active is it
  288. ILuvFluttershy: pretty active
  289. depends largely on the time of day though
  290. the max people we've had on at any one point was 43
  291. winter: ill check it out
  292. mit much for what i want
  293. i want a lot of people
  294. but
  295. not that many
  296. ILuvFluttershy: yeah its not usually that high
  297. averages like maybe 10?
  298. winter: good
  299. goal # 1
  300. acqure helichopter
  301. goal #2
  302. ILuvFluttershy: that, is very difficult in and of itself
  303. winter: i know
  304. parts n junk
  305. ILuvFluttershy: I can tell you right now, all the helis on our server are currently down
  306. one was attacking a party bus
  307. and someone on the bus sniped the pilot
  308. and it crashed
  309. winter: let me finish my goal 2
  310. goal 2
  311. crash it into a group of people/heavily armed person
  312. i plan to die many time before i get anywhere
  313. you know how little i care about death in games
  314. ILuvFluttershy: true
  315. totalwar57: checked back on this tab and realized that ST died 4 episodes ago
  316. winter: lol
  317. how did day z get so popular?
  318. AwkwardTurtle: because it's the game everyone was saying the wanted to play
  319. but game devs didn't believe them
  320. totalwar57: ok, and now i go to bed
  321. night guys
  322. AwkwardTurtle: night
  323. I'm heading to bed as well
  324. goodnight
  325. knocknix: Night AT
  326. ILuvFluttershy: night AT!
  327. winter: arent they plannin on a full game focused on dayz?
  328. ILuvFluttershy: yeah
  329. they're working on a standalone version
  330. winter: cool
  331. >hire mod maker
  332. >make standalone game based off mod
  333. ILuvFluttershy: the mod maker already worked for them
  334. winter: oh
  335. XD
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  361. ILuvFluttershy: you have really bad scripts
  362. CardboardBox: Even I'v seen better spam than that >_>
  363. knocknix: I've done better spam than that
  364. wintr: ....
  365. ILuvFluttershy: hiya CBB!
  366. CardboardBox: hi
  367. ILuvFluttershy: http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2009/11/13/11/unicorn-hippo-and-moon-t-shirt-18597-1258131119-26.jpg
  368. knocknix: what a great shirt
  369. Synapsid: Three Hippocorn moon?
  370. ILuvFluttershy: Yes.
  371. PinkiePieicus: hiya
  372. knocknix: hello
  373. wintr: wtf
  374. 404 error with 6 updater dl
  375. wintr: anybody got a mirror?
  376. Denderish: Hellooo
  377. Pyenapple: Hi
  378. knocknix: I think I'm going to attempt sleep now
  379. see you guys tomorrow
  380. Denderish: G'night knock
  381. knocknix: Night
  382. Pyenapple: Later knock
  383. PinkiePieicus: i should be sewing
  384. halomodfreak: hello
  385. PinkiePieicus: hi
  386. Denderish: What will you sew?
  387. PinkiePieicus: well i have a "prom" tomorrow
  388. the guy that i'm into is taking me and some friends to dinner
  389. it was originally supposed to just be me but the girls are now coming
  390. halomodfreak: have fun
  391. and good luck
  392. PinkiePieicus: thanks
  393. Denderish: Yeah, havu fun
  394. PinkiePieicus: we will see how it goes, im no good at dating and he is in a fragile spot now and i probably should curtail my feelings
  395. halomodfreak: just be your self and you'll be fine
  396. Denderish: ^
  397. unconspicuous: v
  398. halomodfreak: ?
  399. PinkiePieicus: right
  400. its just been a long time since i really liked someone
  401. halomodfreak: quit worrying you will do great
  402. Synapsid: Curtailing feelings is always advisable.
  403. halomodfreak: ^
  404. Synapsid: Especially if they are running away so rapidly.
  405. PinkiePieicus: oh yeah, he thinks im awesome..
  406. Synapsid: The outcome is liable to be a trainwreck.
  407. PinkiePieicus: haha he isn't running away
  408. he said he can't wait for tomorrow
  409. Synapsid: Not him, your feelings.
  410. PinkiePieicus: but im still thinking he is just beeing friendly
  411. ahh
  412. makes sense
  413. halomodfreak doesn't know what "curtailing" is.
  414. PinkiePieicus: pushing them aside
  415. halomodfreak: that makes sense now
  416. thx
  417. Denderish: Hiding them behind the curtain
  418. halomodfreak: i hate gilda
  419. BillthePony: hi guys
  420. halomodfreak: just for this scene
  421. she said no-one
  422. Synapsid: Gilda should be burned alive.
  423. halomodfreak: ^
  424. unconspicuous: how rude
  425. PinkiePieicus: oh yeah, he thinks im awesome..
  426. Synapsid: The outcome is liable to be a trainwreck.
  427. PinkiePieicus: haha he isn't running away
  428. he said he can't wait for tomorrow
  429. Synapsid: Not him, your feelings.
  430. PinkiePieicus: but im still thinking he is just beeing friendly
  431. ahh
  432. makes sense
  433. halomodfreak doesn't know what "curtailing" is.
  434. PinkiePieicus: pushing them aside
  435. halomodfreak: that makes sense now
  436. thx
  437. Denderish: Hiding them behind the curtain
  438. halomodfreak: i hate gilda
  439. BillthePony: hi guys
  440. halomodfreak: just for this scene
  441. she said no-one
  442. Synapsid: Gilda should be burned alive.
  443. halomodfreak: ^
  444. unconspicuous: how rude
  445. halomodfreak: she might taste like chicken
  446. Synapsid: The avian part of her would, anyway.
  447. Denderish: I'd eat griffon meat
  448. halomodfreak: brb
  449. unconspicuous:
  450. I'd eat griffon meat
  451. Synapsid: Greedo would too
  452. Sexually
  453. halomodfreak: nipples
  454. PinkiePieicus: i don't think he loves gilda THAT much
  455. halomodfreak: poop
  456. Synapsid: That's what they all say.
  457. Next thing you know, you discover his Gilda clop folder.
  458. halomodfreak: ploy
  459. Synapsid: And the awkwardness ensues.
  460. halomodfreak: plot
  461. plot
  462. everywhere
  463. wintr: i have a gilda clop folder
  464. unconspicuous: share pls?
  465. Synapsid: Do you?
  466. wintr: i do
  467. its my smallest one
  468. Synapsid: But she's Gilda
  469. halomodfreak: torrent link?
  470. Synapsid: Oh, good then
  471. wintr: but it exists
  472. Synapsid: At least it is the smallest one
  473. unconspicuous: torrent pls
  474. halomodfreak: ^
  475. wintr: by smalest tis half a gig
  476. unconspicuous: kewl
  477. halomodfreak: yay
  478. unconspicuous: you should totes make it a torrent
  479. Synapsid:
  480. We all know who your biggest clop folder is for, winter
  481. wintr: half a gig takes forever to uplad
  482. Dendrite: Dumb ST, keeping me logged in when it disconnects me
  483. halomodfreak: i have close to 20GB of clop
  484. wintr: its not twi
  485. Synapsid:
  486. wintr: twi is 2nd
  487. Synapsid: Well
  488. At least she is in the top three
  489. MY biggest clop folder is Twi.
  490. wintr: well
  491. shes the biggest in size
  492. pinkie is the biggest in #
  493. halomodfreak: MY biggest clop folder is rarity
  494. Synapsid: So the twismug was justified after all
  495. wintr: total clop size....
  496. halomodfreak: cuz u know best ponyu
  497. Synapsid: Quality over quantity
  498. wintr: over 400 gigs
  499. a lot are repeats
  500. for organizational porposes
  501. PinkiePieicus: ok ill catch you guys in a bit have a good night
  502. unconspicuous: mhmm?
  503. halomodfreak: i got all of the poni boruu torrents also bit its mixed with my other porn
  504. unconspicuous: stef
  505. PinkiePieicus:
  506. wintr: ya
  507. halomodfreak: night stef
  508. PinkiePieicus: gnight
  509. wintr: poniburu is a lot of it
  510. i finished organizing it liek last week
  511. halomodfreak: u should make a torrent on tpb
  512. ise too lazy to organise in
  513. wintr: a 400 gig torrent?
  514. its mixed with everything else
  515. halomodfreak: rar it and split it
  516. unconspicuous: ^
  517. wintr: thats still 400 total
  518. halomodfreak: so
  519. i have a 3TB external hddà
  520. Dendrite: Time to try the emote search in this browser
  521. wintr: XD
  522. space isnt the issue
  523. upload speed is
  524. halomodfreak: meh u can handel it
  525. Dendrite:
  526. wintr: i host servers
  527. XD
  528. Dendrite: It works here, yay!
  529. halomodfreak: close then till its up
  530. wintr: yeahno
  531. Dendrite: wintr
  532. unconspicuous:
  533. Dendrite: http://www.reddit.com/r/Astronomy/comments/ynab3/curiosity_makes_moves_wheel_tracks_in_the_martian/
  534. wintr: cool
  535. halomodfreak:
  536. wintr: how many days did it take to move an inch?
  537. Dendrite: I don't know, but a lot
  538. wintr:
  539. knew it looked familiar
  540. halomodfreak: ^
  541. NOT
  542. NOM*
  543. Dendrite:
  544. /ilfcockatrice
  545. wintr:
  546. Dendrite: That just shows up blank for me
  547. wintr: good
  548. Dendrite: ?
  549. halomodfreak:
  550. wintr: that means you have nsfw emotes disabled
  551. unconspicuous: dat ass
  552. yeah
  553. Dendrite: Oh
  554. unconspicuous: it means you aren't seeing all the depraved porn stuff
  555. Dendrite: lol
  556. gtg
  557. halomodfreak:
  558. Dendrite: bai
  559. wintr: or the cp
  560. ALL the cp
  561. halomodfreak: cp?
  562. wintr: google it
  563. halomodfreak: where
  564. wintr: i dont know about real cp
  565. but i got loli links
  566. halomodfreak: then say loli
  567. you got my hopes up
  568. wintr: XD
  569. unconspicuous: hmf, you're a sick fuck
  570. halomodfreak: then dashed them away
  571. unconspicuous: that pun makes you a sicker fuck
  572. halomodfreak: i agree uncon
  573. wintr:
  574. halomodfreak: sooo..... wintr wheres that torrent of clop
  575. wintr: never gunna happen
  576. too lazy/loooong upload speed
  577. plus i would have to sift out pics i promised people i would never show others
  578. halomodfreak: wat
  579. show me nao
  580. wintr: people that dont want people to know they are a clop artist
  581. no
  582. halomodfreak: but u could remove any trace of them
  583. from the image
  584. wintr: no
  585. halomodfreak:
  586. wintr: besides
  587. the subject matter of the pic is what he doesnt want revealed
  588. XD
  589. halomodfreak: is it yaoi?
  590. wintr: no
  591. halomodfreak: or M/M
  592. very, VERY DIRTY?
  593. wintr: its pony clop
  594. of a certain pony
  595. halomodfreak: and
  596. their OC?
  597. wintr: ya
  598. halomodfreak: that makes sense
  599. wintr: ya
  600. halomodfreak: i get it nao
  601. it fine
  602. b\ut how did u get it then?
  603. wintr: being their friend?
  604. halomodfreak:
  605. wintr: i have more of that persons are that isnt the oc but the art style would give it away
  606. halomodfreak:
  607. 11:33
  608. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdOY7FTiv20
  609. [clop]
  610. wintr: fail tag
  611. i saw the tag dissapear
  612. halomodfreak: it hates me srry
  613. wintr: ugh
  614. he needs to update that game
  615. halomodfreak: yep
  616. wintr: still on beta 1.3
  617. unconspicuous: yeah
  618. we want 1.4
  619. someone needs to fly down to brazil and make him finish it
  620. halomodfreak: brazil?
  621. wintr: ya
  622. unconspicuous: that's where pokehidden lives
  623. wintr: we stalk artists
  624. unconspicuous: I thought you knew
  625. halomodfreak: well i did not
  626. Kattib: Hiya
  627. wintr: i would rape the shit out of carrot top
  628. hi kat
  629. Kattib: Umm okay then wintr
  630. I got to play a fun game of being hunted in dayZ today
  631. Twas awesome
  632. halomodfreak: hi kat
  633. unconspicuous: wintrparkgrltube: Everyone is raped
  634. heya kattib
  635. did they kill you?
  636. wintr: hide yo kids
  637. hid yo wife
  638. unconspicuous: hide yo foals
  639. wintr: ^
  640. unconspicuous: hide yo mares
  641. halomodfreak: nipples
  642. Kattib: Nope I lived
  643. unconspicuous: hide yo stallions too, she's raping everybody up in here
  644. wintr: dont bother hiding your colts
  645. Kattib: I killed a guy
  646. the rest died by zombie horde
  647. unconspicuous: cool
  648. Kattib: and I found several guns
  649. wintr: day z?
  650. Kattib: and a tent for storage!
  651. wintr: reddit brony server?
  652. Kattib: mod for Arma II wintr
  653. yep
  654. wintr: almost done installing it
  655. wanna join up with me?
  656. Kattib: http://www.reddit.com/r/MyLittleDayZ/comments/yoex3/new_player_have_a_few_questions/
  657. Sure wintr, I can even arm you, but im done for tonight
  658. wintr: ive been watching vids
  659. Kattib: Though if you betray me....
  660. I will murder you in cold blood with a very powerful and fast weapon
  661. wintr: i must warn you
  662. unconspicuous: an m249?
  663. wintr: i plan on acquiring a helichpter
  664. unconspicuous: we know your gun kattib
  665. Kattib: eeyup
  666. wintr: just to crash it into a group
  667. Kattib: The heli has been found I think
  668. wintr: and crashed
  669. ian told me
  670. Kattib: someone is hording several of the vehicles I think
  671. wintr: cant you re repait it?
  672. unconspicuous: and by someone
  673. we mean
  674. Kattib: you can, but I dont know where it is
  675. unconspicuous: the mods
  676. Kattib: yeah probably
  677. unconspicuous: Protip: kill the mods
  678. Kattib: uncon are you on the server?
  679. unconspicuous: they have all the cool shit
  680. kattib, I played it for a bit
  681. Kattib: mkay
  682. unconspicuous: but it really didn't capture my interest too well because there's so little to do
  683. all the vehicles are gone
  684. because people either blew them up
  685. or the mods managed to steal them
  686. Kattib: But party bus!
  687. unconspicuous: so I can either spend several hours hiking inland to find interesting loot...
  688. wintr: most likely the latter
  689. Kattib: Ive been rescued by party bus several times
  690. unconspicuous: or nothing else really
  691. Kattib: and all thefun loot is in cherno or elektra
  692. or NWA
  693. unconspicuous: there's no way to get to the northwest airport
  694. Kattib: true, it IS a long walk
  695. unconspicuous: without spending literal hours hiking there
  696. Pyenapple: I tried to get there
  697. walked for four hours
  698. got bored
  699. Kattib: I caught a ride
  700. Party bus goes everywhere
  701. wintr: XD
  702. unconspicuous: if I start playing on that server again
  703. I'm going to murder everyone with a vehicle
  704. and then destroy the vehicle
  705. Kattib: but why?
  706. Party bus!
  707. unconspicuous: because you all deserve it
  708. Kattib: Whys that?
  709. unconspicuous: I refuse to be the only one playing the hiking simulator
  710. you bastards better enjoy walking
  711. Pyenapple: ^
  712. unconspicuous: do you understand my message?
  713. Kattib: lol
  714. I do indeed
  715. I usually just stick to cherno or elektro
  716. or catch a ride in the party bus if it comes 'round
  717. unconspicuous: cherno and elektro are boring
  718. because we don't have enough server pop for peopel to be constantly there
  719. wintr: i have no idea what you are talking about
  720. XD
  721. halomodfreak:
  722. 0:17
  723. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiQds4bSU58
  724. Kattib: is that...clop?
  725. halomodfreak: teaser trailer with nothing shown
  726. Kattib: Well mark it anyway, be safe hmf
  727. halomodfreak: too late srry
  728. Kattib: No problem, just do so in the future
  729. wintr: [horseporn] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=turycXIxRiw
  730. unconspicuous: also kattib
  731. dayZ is a super underwhelming game
  732. like, when you first start playing zombies are terrifying, because you don't know that they have the visual and mental acuity of a retarded labrador puppy
  733. halomodfreak: [BOB FUCKING ROSS] http://www.repeatmyvids.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA&kmdom=youtube [BOB FUCKING ROSS]
  734. unconspicuous: looting is exciting at first until you realize that in the magical land of czechlovakia, gun control is SO REAL that you can't find a shotgun in even the largest of towns
  735. wintr: synchtube.com/beepbeep
  736. unconspicuous: and player versus player conflict seems exciting until you realize literally everyone on the main servers is hacking
  737. wintr: synchtube.com/r/beepbeep
  738. Kattib: well im not on main server
  739. and yeah dayz at this point doesnt have staying power for me
  740. as for guns ive got plenty at this point
  741. unconspicuous: naw kattib
  742. the problem is that supplies are at the same time too spare
  743. and too plentiful
  744. Kattib: yeahh
  745. unconspicuous: like, have you ever been in a rural area in the americas?
  746. Kattib: It think the to sparse comes from lack of storage space but too plentiful in that they are just in every building
  747. unconspicuous: literally every house has a gun in it
  748. Kattib: Yes uncon, why?
  749. oh yeah definitely
  750. unconspicuous: even the amish pack heat
  751. they refuse to use it on people, but they still have guns
  752. wintr: lol
  753. if you loot my house
  754. you are leaving with....
  755. Kattib: my house doesnt have guns but thats a rarity here in wisconsin
  756. wintr: a 50 cal
  757. 2 svd
  758. unconspicuous: pretty much kattib
  759. wintr: a 12 guage
  760. and a deagle
  761. unconspicuous: any moist nuggets?
  762. anyways, the point is that there should be way more guns in the game
  763. wintr: oh yeah
  764. 2 glocks
  765. unconspicuous: and hunting stands shouldn't be gun spawns
  766. wintr: on in each end table
  767. unconspicuous: it makes literally no sense
  768. Kattib: well at this point im very well situated
  769. I have guns, food, water, medical supplies the works
  770. unconspicuous: people living in the country keep guns in their houses
  771. but deer stands should have shit like cans and soda in them
  772. Kattib: my only threat is other people since zombies I can just outrun then go through a building
  773. unconspicuous: also, most towns have 0 houses you can actually enter
  774. but they're still surrounded by fucktons of zombies as if you could
  775. dayZ's base map is horribly, horribly flawed
  776. wintr: it is alpha
  777. unconspicuous: and honestly, most of these problems could be fixed if it was overhauled
  778. and had the spawns changed
  779. wintr: uncon
  780. its alpha
  781. not even beta
  782. unconspicuous: wintr, it already has like 30 fuckjillion players
  783. Pyenapple: Yes, but that doesn't mean he has to like the current state of the alpha
  784. wintr: that doesnt change its development stage
  785. Kattib: yeah painted doors suck ass
  786. I want to go in every building not 1/10 of them
  787. Pyenapple: At this point its not nearly as fun as it could be
  788. Kattib: ^
  789. unconspicuous: basically, I expect at least fallout 3-levels of building entering
  790. every other house should be lootable
  791. and if it isn't lootable, it should be burnt out or something
  792. wintr: AL-PHA
  793. unconspicuous: BASIC MAP AND SPAWNING CHANGES THAT WOULD TAKE LESS THAN A WEEK
  794. halomodfreak:
  795. 4:25
  796. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYU1a0lTTTw
  797. Kattib: Me, I want to have some better ways to interact with other players than: Kill, let go and probably be killed by them, team up and kill shit
  798. I want to have way to build
  799. not just loot
  800. unconspicuous: you do
  801. wire kits
  802. entrenching tool
  803. Kattib: Psh wire kits do fuck all
  804. unconspicuous: then that needs to be fied
  805. Kattib: eeyup
  806. But I mean even more than that
  807. unconspicuous: they should cause damage to vehicles passing through them
  808. and obstruct zombies
  809. Kattib: I want ot be able to capture people at least temporarily
  810. unconspicuous: ideally, I would hope for the ability to reclaim towns
  811. Kattib: ^
  812. unconspicuous: kattib, siezing control from another player is UNFUN
  813. Kattib: no I understand that
  814. unconspicuous: player to player interactions are perfect at this point
  815. Kattib: I suppose...
  816. unconspicuous: but it would be cool to be able to build roadblocks
  817. Kattib: I do want some non-lethal attack things though
  818. BrianC1006: sup cock munchers
  819. unconspicuous: kattib, those are unfun
  820. Kattib: like a tranq dart to do a knockout
  821. unconspicuous: those
  822. are
  823. unfun
  824. Kattib: Well its either death or nothing
  825. unconspicuous: that's good
  826. as it should be
  827. Kattib: what if I dont want to kill them?
  828. unconspicuous: you shouldn't
  829. Kattib: but want to get rid of them?
  830. I mean ive held some people hostage at gunpoint I suppose
  831. unconspicuous: IRL, there are no convenient ways to get rid of an assailant that won't kill them
  832. Kattib: I guess :/
  833. wintr: yes there is
  834. Kattib: I want to poison someone then
  835. Similar to bleeding
  836. unconspicuous: kattib, you're an asshole
  837. Kattib: eeyup
  838. at leastin DayZ
  839. unconspicuous: but the wrong kind of asshole
  840. Kattib: Poison would not take away their control
  841. they would just slowly die
  842. unconspicuous: if you want to get your sick jiollies off, just snipe people entering elektro
  843. Kattib: unless they get an antidote
  844. nahhh, right now im just fortifying my home base
  845. I dunno, DayZ could be a lot better is all
  846. unconspicuous: it doesn't need stupid scrub HERP DERP POISON shit
  847. the biggest problem is the lack of weaponry
  848. Kattib: calm down uncon, im just spitballing
  849. unconspicuous: spitballing shit ideas?
  850. that's called shitballing
  851. wintr: they need a cum system
  852. unconspicuous: ^
  853. Kattib: Uncon be mad
  854. unconspicuous: this is something reasonable and productive
  855. wintr: cum on your dead enemies
  856. unconspicuous: listen to wintr's sage advice
  857. Kattib: wintr what about the female players? Im guessing theyd run around continuously using the cum ability
  858. anddie of dehydration
  859. unconspicuous: naw
  860. everyone is a futa
  861. Kattib: Well it IS the czech I guess
  862. wintr: i havent seend a female char ever
  863. Kattib: ive seen a few
  864. unconspicuous: wintr
  865. that's because the game is LITERALLY SEXIST
  866. women can't use ghilly suits
  867. Kattib: Really now? That sucks
  868. unconspicuous: yep
  869. only the new and masochistic will try a femal character
  870. Kattib: it opens up narrative possibilities
  871. unconspicuous: no
  872. Kattib: Yes
  873. unconspicuous: that's not how dayz works
  874. the narrative is about surviving a world filled with sociopaths and zombies
  875. not about changing gender roles in the aftermath of a disaster in the czechlovakian countryside
  876. Kattib: Psh, thats the most common one but you can have more narratives than that
  877. unconspicuous: while i would sincerely enjoy the second game too
  878. that's not what dayz is
  879. Kattib: Heck not everyone is a sociopath
  880. unconspicuous: you are
  881. I am
  882. wintr definitely is
  883. Kattib: I got saved by a party bus after fighting off a horde of zombies and was left bleeding and starving with little health
  884. unconspicuous: and all the others either don't play or are absentee right now
  885. Kattib: I was picked up and given a tranfusion
  886. wintr: >joins
  887. >server goes down
  888. Kattib: ouch wintr
  889. wintr: also
  890. why did my name show as cassandra
  891. Kattib: Not a clue
  892. unconspicuous: idk lol
  893. wintr: uh
  894. is heputting the server back up?
  895. unconspicuous: maybe?
  896. wintr, do you skype?
  897. there's a super secret skype call for the server
  898. halomodfreak: hello
  899. im back
  900. unconspicuous: go to sleep
  901. it's late
  902. and you're like 12
  903. halomodfreak: thats not nice and i am an alchoholic 14 yr old
  904. get bit right
  905. unconspicuous: yeah, an alcoholic 12 yr old
  906. halomodfreak: syn uncon is being mean to me
  907. unconspicuous: what
  908. do you think syn is my father or something?
  909. halomodfreak: rape
  910. that is what
  911. unconspicuous: wintr, stop being a bad influence on the poor canadian child
  912. Synapsid: Uncon is like that, halo.
  913. halomodfreak:
  914. /somethingnotretarted
  915. Synapsid: You'll learn to ignore him.
  916. halomodfreak: he was nice before though
  917. BrianC1006: hello
  918. Synapsid: GTFO Brian
  919. halomodfreak: hi brian
  920. unconspicuous: brian
  921. I was nice before what?
  922. HMF, I was literally never nice
  923. BrianC1006: i didnt know omnipony is alex s bronther
  924. brother*
  925. unconspicuous: I have always been a terrible person
  926. and I always will be
  927. halomodfreak: well you certinly not mean to me last time we spoke
  928. unconspicuous: then I'm clearly slacking on my duties as the resident asshole of the synchtube
  929. etc etc
  930. halomodfreak: cunt flappers
  931. unconspicuous: that's not very nice to say
  932. is that the same mouth you swear at your mother with?
  933. halomodfreak: why yes
  934. unconspicuous: for shame
  935. halomodfreak:
  936. 0:37
  937. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqiI3s4zPxw
  938. unconspicuous: that is easily the worst youtube meme
  939. even below space jam remixes
  940. halomodfreak:
  941. 1:30
  942. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inaOz64_Q5k
  943. unconspicuous: anyways, I'm going to fuck off to bed now
  944. you all, except HMF
  945. who I
  946. halomodfreak:
  947. nao go the fuck to sleep
  948. Synapsid: I told you to pay him no mind.
  949. BrianC1006: i need a torrent site STAT
  950. halomodfreak: torrentz.en.eu
  951. thepiratebay.se
  952. BrianC1006: thanks
  953. halomodfreak: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/yo7gu/my_reddit_ponies_my_global_ponies_easy_emotes/
  954. Synapsid: I updated that shit
  955. Already
  956. ...I think
  957. halomodfreak: i am going through it now
  958. Synapsid: I got the automatic pony script updated thingamajig
  959. And it did the flashy thing in the window
  960. And it was like "Dude, load the new version"
  961. And I was all like "k"
  962. And then I hit some buttons
  963. And I think it worked.
  964. halomodfreak: WE GO!
  965. http://pixelkitties.deviantart.com/art/MUAHAHAHA-HANDS-322728853
  966. Synapsid: I saw that
  967. halomodfreak: sure you did mr gropey hands
  968. Synapsid: IT WAS JUST THE ONE PICTURE
  969. I DON'T ALWAYS USE GROPEY HANDS
  970. halomodfreak: sure you dont gropey
  971. Synapsid:
  972. halomodfreak:
  973. halomodfreak: why r my emotes party themed
  974. and y hot sause
  975. anypony?
  976. Synapsid: I've no idea
  977. I don't see party-themed emotes
  978. halomodfreak: i just updated and installed scoot courier with downtime derpy
  979. halomodfreak: just re-updated nallar and still there
  980. Synapsid: Let me just check
  981. [](twismile)
  982. Dammit
  983. Just the normal emote
  984. halomodfreak: for me she has a noise thing in her mouth and a party hat on
  985. Synapsid: Huh
  986. I definitely have the most up to date MGP
  987. So I don't know what the issue is
  988. halomodfreak: could it be GrEmB is fucked with my nallar
  989. Synapsid: Silly nallar
  990. halomodfreak: i is angy
  991. http://i.imgur.com/FrdVB.jpg
  992. halomodfreak: http://blog.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sheldon__leonard_and_penny_apartments_from_tbbt_by_nikneuk-d5bz5rp.jpeg
  993. Synapsid: I've no idea who Sheldon and Leonard and Penny are
  994. halomodfreak: the big bang theory
  995. Synapsid: Is that a show or something?
  996. halomodfreak:
  997. Synapsid: I don't watch TV
  998. halomodfreak:
  999. Synapsid: The creepy part is that ILF is silently watching.
  1000. He's always watching.
  1001. Like Big Brother.
  1002. halomodfreak: i like big brother though its funny
  1003. Synapsid: Except, if you anger him, instead of sending you to Miniluv, he makes you instead listen endlessly forever to PPS.
  1004. FOREVER
  1005. I...please tell me you got what I meant
  1006. ...and did not think I meant the TV show
  1007. halomodfreak: ummm....
  1008. Synapsid:
  1009. /facehoff
  1010. See
  1011. I am so facehoofing I can't make the emote right
  1012. Double facehoof
  1013. halomodfreak:
  1014. Synapsid:
  1015. 1984!?!?
  1016. halomodfreak:
  1017. Synapsid:
  1018. Every ounce of my being went into that emote right now
  1019. halomodfreak:
  1020. http://imgur.com/zmoiF
  1021. Synapsid:
  1022. It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the magical obedience training again
  1023. halomodfreak:
  1024. Synapsid: Now silence
  1025. For this is the greatest song ever made.
  1026. halomodfreak: WINTER WRAP UP MOTHER FUCKERS
  1027. spike was humping twi
  1028. http://imgur.com/8Oi1W
  1029. anypony still here?
  1030. Synapsid: Yes
  1031. halomodfreak: plot
  1032. Synapsid: Twiplot
  1033. The best of all plots
  1034. halomodfreak: ^
  1035. i would do anything for one of those pony fleshlights
  1036. Synapsid: It's just a regular fleshlight
  1037. halomodfreak: it is different
  1038. Synapsid: Unless ILF is really not paying attention, I predict his imminent rage.
  1039. halomodfreak: ?
  1040. Synapsid: Pony + fleshlight = modrage
  1041. Unless, as I said, they're really not paying attention.
  1042. halomodfreak: i take the second thingy
  1043. Synapsid: It would seem so
  1044. Anway they can't be that expensive, can they?
  1045. Ah yes, but you're a youngster
  1046. So that would be the issue.
  1047. Synapsid hums Beautiful Blue Wings
  1048. Synapsid: Because that is a really good pony song
  1049. halomodfreak: [NSFW] http://bad-dragon.com/products/mary [NSFW]
  1050. Synapsid: Huh
  1051. Yeah, all right
  1052. Customized for the right color that would work
  1053. halomodfreak: yep and it has a cross section
  1054. in the image thing on the site
  1055. Synapsid: I see that
  1056. halomodfreak: i dont thing you understand how much i want one...... or six
  1057. Synapsid: I think I probably do.
  1058. halomodfreak: i would strangle a child
  1059. for one
  1060. Synapsid: BUt children are so annoying anyway.
  1061. halomodfreak: strangeling is fun
  1062. Synapsid: Tedious
  1063. And inefficient
  1064. halomodfreak: but fun
  1065. Synapsid: meh
  1066. halomodfreak: [NSFW] http://bad-dragon.com/products/cumlubeclear [NSFW] i would need a bottle of this is i got the fleshlight
  1067. Synapsid:
  1068. halomodfreak:
  1069. Synapsid: Also, halo, given your interest, you do know that r/clopclop has a chat, right?
  1070. Where you can talk about this all you like.
  1071. Without worrying about upsetting anyone.
  1072. They're friendly people over there.
  1073. I go about once a month.
  1074. halomodfreak: a clopclop chatroom ???????
  1075. Synapsid: Yes
  1076. In the sidebar to the clopclop subreddit there is a link.
  1077. halomodfreak: link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link link
  1078. Synapsid: Just go to r/clopclop
  1079. You'll see it
  1080. halomodfreak: I GO!!!
  1081. they are nice syn thx for the link
  1082. Synapsid: I am about to enter myself
  1083. and sure!
  1084. halomodfreak: nipplehorn
  1085. syn is anypony there under 18?
  1086. Synapsid: I've no idea
  1087. halomodfreak: i is scared kinda
  1088. Synapsid: Of what
  1089. halomodfreak: JUDGEMENT
  1090. Synapsid: Well
  1091. I was not aware of that rule.
  1092. halomodfreak: you suck
  1093. Synapsid: A stupid rule, if you ask me
  1094. halomodfreak: alot
  1095. Synapsid: How was I supposed to know
  1096. I hardly go there
  1097. halomodfreak: you said i would not get judged
  1098. now beg them to unban me
  1099. while i fuck with my cookiesw
  1100. Synapsid: I won't demean myself to them like that.
  1101. If they're such a ridiculous rule, I've no intention of kowtowing to them.
  1102. they've*
  1103. halomodfreak: i hate you right now
  1104. Synapsid: I'd no idea they'd such a rule
  1105. halomodfreak: wait mabe a proxy will work
  1106. Synapsid: Though the reason, no doubt, that they have one is because they're treated like fucking lepers in Bronydom
  1107. And so they are hyper-defensive.
  1108. halomodfreak: but i am nice and not that stupid
  1109. in a lot of areas
  1110. Synapsid: Forget it
  1111. It like all the other places, this included, is a clique
  1112. Just rest confident in your own preferences
  1113. You've no need of social validation for them.
  1114. halomodfreak: but u and the others here minus runu and uncon are nice
  1115. Synapsid: There are some here who would become decidedly not nice the moment they knew you were a clopper.
  1116. Don't fool yourself on that.
  1117. halomodfreak: but most of the ppl here know that already
  1118. Synapsid: I am agitated by that reaction of theirs
  1119. Especially since I had suggested specifically that you go there.
  1120. halomodfreak: as am i obvuiosly
  1121. Synapsid: They by proxy made me look bad.
  1122. halomodfreak: vtunnel isnt working at all
  1123. Synapsid: It is pointless anyway, they'll be well prepared for such schemes
  1124. halomodfreak: maby not
  1125. Synapsid: I would not bet on it.
  1126. halomodfreak: well ima try any way
  1127. Synapsid:
  1128. Those people
  1129. halomodfreak: this is best pony song
  1130. Synapsid: Now halo
  1131. You know that is not true
  1132. halomodfreak:
  1133. Synapsid: Can this song honestly compete with WWU? Or Smile?
  1134. Clearly not
  1135. Also, I told you you wouldn't get back in
  1136. But I've left now because they've angered me so.
  1137. halomodfreak: i still shall try i is determened
  1138. Synapsid: This is precisely why I go there so infrequently. It is very hard to establish oneself in a group, let alone a group that feels (in this case rightly
  1139. ) so persecuted
  1140. And which therefore is so closed off to newcomers.
  1141. I ought never to have suggested you go there.
  1142. You've my apologies.
  1143. halomodfreak: you have no reason to apologize it is they that need to do that
  1144. Synapsid: You shouldn't hold your breath
  1145. Since they won't
  1146. halomodfreak: muffin
  1147. Synapsid: I still feel bad
  1148. I was trying to help you.
  1149. halomodfreak: dont
  1150. Synapsid: And look what I got you into.
  1151. ANd I was trying to spare you from the mod's censure in here
  1152. And I ended up just getting you censured by other mods.
  1153. halomodfreak: mr gropey out of all the ppl in this st you are by far the most interesting and trusting
  1154. Synapsid: A high compliment
  1155. False, for I am boring, but a high compliment all the same.
  1156. halomodfreak: fuck
  1157. muffins
  1158. CelesbiasBeard: ^_^
  1159. Synapsid: Are you still trying to get in again?
  1160. Synapsid half-heartedly clapes CB
  1161. halomodfreak: [](/rdcry "i dont know you!!)\
  1162. CelesbiasBeard:
  1163. What's up?
  1164. halomodfreak: [](/rdcry "i dont know you!!)
  1165. Synapsid: At the moment? I have to visit the wizz palace
  1166. halomodfreak:
  1167. i dont know you!!
  1168. Synapsid: And then get more rum
  1169. So I will be back
  1170. halomodfreak: no dont leave me
  1171. plz
  1172. CelesbiasBeard: What's going on o_o;
  1173. halomodfreak:
  1174. NOTHING THAT CONCERNS YOU
  1175. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  1176. CelesbiasBeard hugs
  1177. halomodfreak: so.. uhhh... hi
  1178. CelesbiasBeard: Hey Halo
  1179. What's going on?
  1180. What's all the drama?
  1181. Synapsid: And back
  1182. halomodfreak:
  1183. i was banned from the clop chat just cuz i am under 14 and now syn feels bad but he wont listen to me when i say he did nothing wrong
  1184. Synapsid: I only said I was urinating and refilling my drink, halo
  1185. halomodfreak:
  1186. Synapsid: Those people
  1187. I'd should never have suggested you go there
  1188. CelesbiasBeard: ...
  1189. ...there's a clop chatroom?
  1190. Synapsid: Yes
  1191. CelesbiasBeard: ...what the buck
  1192. Synapsid: What do you mean "what the buck"
  1193. I warn you, CB
  1194. Consider what you are about to say
  1195. CelesbiasBeard: I mean I have no idea how to respond to learning that
  1196. halomodfreak: almost have the proxy up
  1197. Synapsid: Is there anything to say?
  1198. There is nothing to say.
  1199. Because there is nothing TO say.
  1200. Why shouldn't there be chatrooms for cloppers?
  1201. CelesbiasBeard: They can have one, sure. Not really my thing, but ...that's a thing now. I guess.
  1202. Synapsid: Who cares if it is your thing
  1203. It isn't as if they're dragging you in shackles to their room.
  1204. CelesbiasBeard: I'm trying not to read you as defensive ._.
  1205. Synapsid: I am
  1206. CelesbiasBeard: I don't know what this drama is about, I just ...came here in the middle of it ._.
  1207. Synapsid: Because I am a clopper, without any particular qualms about being one.
  1208. CelesbiasBeard: Okay ^_^;
  1209. halomodfreak: it didn't work
  1210. Synapsid: I told you as much, halo
  1211. Just forget it
  1212. You're fine without them
  1213. halomodfreak: o well fuck them with a pound of C4
  1214. Synapsid: As I said
  1215. It's the last time I recommend them.
  1216. halomodfreak: i think my version is better
  1217. Synapsid: I should have known better. Had I not been so full of rum, I would have known better.
  1218. CelesbiasBeard: Syn
  1219. halomodfreak: its ok
  1220. > o well fuck them with a pound of C4
  1221. CelesbiasBeard: For the record
  1222. Synapsid: What, CB
  1223. CelesbiasBeard:
  1224. That is all
  1225. Synapsid: Hmmph
  1226. Fine
  1227. halomodfreak: i should go the fuck to sleep
  1228. Synapsid: But you don't get bent over Pony Joe's bar for at least 20 minutes
  1229. halomodfreak: ?
  1230. CelesbiasBeard: Seriously, everypony on the Internets is weird
  1231. And this is the new normal
  1232. Synapsid: Weird? That's people who live in caves and claim that by smoking spiders they are seeing God
  1233. I'm just a clopper.
  1234. CelesbiasBeard: XDXD
  1235. Synapsid: That's pretty normal.
  1236. Synapsid actually knew someone once who lived in a cave and smoked spiders nad claimed it let him see God
  1237. CelesbiasBeard: o.o
  1238. Tell me
  1239. Synapsid: It's a veyr long story.
  1240. CelesbiasBeard: Tell me in pieces
  1241. Synapsid: The short of it is that he was a friend of a friend who had serious schizophrenic issues
  1242. And he ended up going to the woods of Maine and living in a cave
  1243. CelesbiasBeard: Whoa
  1244. Synapsid: I went there once with my friend to try to talk him out of the cave
  1245. But instead he lectured us on his spider-induced visions of God
  1246. And how we were eggs of the Evil One who were trying to implant ourselves in his brain.
  1247. CelesbiasBeard: Was there anything particularly hallucinogenic about these spiders?
  1248. Their venom or whatever?
  1249. Synapsid: I think it was probably just the insanity.
  1250. CelesbiasBeard: XD
  1251. Synapsid: The rum is running distressingly low
  1252. halomodfreak: ^
  1253. Synapsid: And there is no longer a strategic reserve.
  1254. CelesbiasBeard: Yes
  1255. This is a distressing thing indeed
  1256. Synapsid: Also, we're going to get banned the moment a mod reads the chat transcript
  1257. Me and halo
  1258. halomodfreak: wat
  1259. Synapsid: You'll see
  1260. halomodfreak: where
  1261. but why
  1262. Synapsid: Because clop.
  1263. It's the peccatum non nominandum inter bronianos
  1264. halomodfreak: but they are afk and have been for a long time and it was just us two
  1265. CelesbiasBeard: Peccatawhattus?
  1266. Synapsid: A play on the phrase "peccatum non nominandum inter Christianos"
  1267. Which means "the sin not named among Christians"
  1268. halomodfreak: ?
  1269. Synapsid: Which refers to sodomy
  1270. CelesbiasBeard: Ahh
  1271. Synapsid: So the sin not named among bronies is clop
  1272. CelesbiasBeard: That's strange
  1273. Synapsid: What is
  1274. halomodfreak: i think itss funny
  1275. CelesbiasBeard: "-anos" doesn't read like a typical Latin suffix
  1276. halomodfreak: anus
  1277. Synapsid: That's because of the English transliteration
  1278. But it is not that unusual
  1279. CelesbiasBeard: XD
  1280. Maybe it's a tense or mood I don't remember
  1281. Synapsid: and the "anos" preserves the Greek from which so much Latin is taken
  1282. halomodfreak: i am tired
  1283. CelesbiasBeard: I can't keep my head around a lot of the irregular things about Latin
  1284. The regular parts are easier
  1285. Synapsid: That is so of every language.
  1286. CelesbiasBeard: Anyway
  1287. Synapsid: Latin and Greek through are at least more regularly irregular than many modern languages.
  1288. English included.
  1289. CelesbiasBeard: We need an emote of the mane six clunking cider mugs
  1290. Synapsid: We do
  1291. halomodfreak: ^
  1292. CelesbiasBeard: For rum time
  1293. Synapsid: But smash is busy doing some sexual thing with the DJFluts emote
  1294. CelesbiasBeard: O_O
  1295. Synapsid: So I think he'll be a long while in doing any other emotes.
  1296. CelesbiasBeard: Okay
  1297. halomodfreak: i kinda wanna see that
  1298. CelesbiasBeard: Either way
  1299. RUM TIME
  1300. /)[_]
  1301. halomodfreak: ^
  1302. Synapsid: It has been rum time since 1800
  1303. [_](\
  1304. CelesbiasBeard: A broast
  1305. To rum, and time, and all that these fine things have given us
  1306. Synapsid: Na zdrowie
  1307. halomodfreak: /)[_](\
  1308. CelesbiasBeard: /)[_][_](\
  1309. halomodfreak: asgnaopgij4p[0ibnvrpokniepovnrpovnevneivgbneibvnevbnebijearbiab
  1310. Synapsid: Pony hooves are so cute
  1311. halomodfreak: ^
  1312. CelesbiasBeard: ^^^^
  1313. halomodfreak: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  1314. CelesbiasBeard: Ponies are the cutest goddamn thing ever
  1315. halomodfreak: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  1316. Synapsid: Ponies > rum > Star Trek > everything else
  1317. CelesbiasBeard: Ponies > breathing
  1318. I would breathe, eat, sleep, and shit ponies if I could
  1319. Synapsid: I'd just go to Ponyville and live with Twi
  1320. halomodfreak: Ponies>Breathing>Guns>Halo
  1321. Synapsid: And we'd be really happy together.
  1322. halomodfreak: butsex
  1323. DERPY
  1324. CelesbiasBeard: I want to live in the Twibrary
  1325. Synapsid:
  1326. And study...and books...and so much reading...and such hot...studying
  1327. halomodfreak: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  1328. CelesbiasBeard:
  1329. Synapsid: Yes, but you don't get to live in Twi's library
  1330. Neither of you
  1331. Twi is mine.
  1332. halomodfreak: those cloppers were mean
  1333. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  1334. Synapsid: And no one elses.
  1335. CelesbiasBeard: But
  1336. But..!
  1337. ;_;
  1338. halomodfreak: foursome
  1339. Synapsid: Is your library taller than the Statue of Liberty?
  1340. Literally?
  1341. I think not.
  1342. Mine is though.
  1343. CelesbiasBeard: WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH ;>_<;
  1344. Synapsid: And Twi would spontaneously orgasm upon seeing it.
  1345. CelesbiasBeard hides under bed crying
  1346. halomodfreak: is funneh cuz i know where to get a pony fleshlight
  1347. and so does sny nao
  1348. Synapsid: Don't make you entice you out from under the bed with a promise of a trip to Pony Joe's with Twi, CB
  1349. CelesbiasBeard: Have your Fleshlights
  1350. Synapsid: me*
  1351. CelesbiasBeard: I'll take a Thor modeled after Big Mac
  1352. Synapsid calls up the CB Twisyn drinking mixup
  1353. halomodfreak: but i am big mac
  1354. CelesbiasBeard: Bullshit
  1355. Where's your drawl?
  1356. halomodfreak: ?
  1357. CelesbiasBeard: Ah mean, whah ain'tchew tawkin' lahk THIS, feller? ;D
  1358. Eeyup
  1359. Synapsid:
  1360. CelesbiasBeard:
  1361. halomodfreak: cuz i dont feel like it my nick name is big mac because of something that happened with a girl names emily that i rlly dont wanna talk about
  1362. Synapsid:
  1363. Wait...are ya'll talkin' suggestively 'bout mah brother?
  1364. CelesbiasBeard:
  1365. halomodfreak: my size scared her
  1366. CelesbiasBeard: ...fuck, wrong shortcut
  1367. Synapsid: Silly Twi
  1368. You're for me
  1369. Not Big Mac
  1370. halomodfreak: short cut?
  1371. CelesbiasBeard:
  1372. ...fuuuuck, I can't see that one either
  1373. Synapsid: lolnallar
  1374. halomodfreak: i can see both
  1375. CelesbiasBeard: Halo, what are you using
  1376. halomodfreak: nallar
  1377. CelesbiasBeard: Why the fuck can't I
  1378. I have Nallar
  1379. Synapsid:
  1380. nallar
  1381. CelesbiasBeard: Shup
  1382. halomodfreak: but i made it use all the subreddits emotes even the nsfw ones
  1383. Synapsid:
  1384. MAKE ME
  1385. halomodfreak: http://nallar.me/scripts/?conf=defaultEmoteContainer&conf=defaultEmoteContainerEverywhere&conf=defaultEmoteContainerOnTop&conf=emoteText&conf=right&conf=defaultEmoteContainerMLAS1&conf=nsfwMLAS1Emotes
  1386. Synapsid:
  1387. halomodfreak:
  1388. Synapsid: [](pinkamina "Gilda? Chicken wings...")
  1389. fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  1390. OK, now I have to go put on the Gorse of Shame
  1391. halomodfreak: ?
  1392. CelesbiasBeard:
  1393. halomodfreak: [](futashy)
  1394. CelesbiasBeard: How in the fuck
  1395. halomodfreak:
  1396. Synapsid: It is the bush of thorns that I forced dendrite to wear one morning for penance for a crime no one remembers
  1397. ...and they both vanished
  1398. halomodfreak: it froze so i had to refresh and re-login
  1399. twiplot
  1400. Synapsid:
  1401. Just remember. You can admire, but that's it. Twi is mine.
  1402. halomodfreak: no clopping
  1403. /futashycute
  1404. Synapsid: I'd never clop to Twio
  1405. halomodfreak:
  1406. Synapsid:
  1407. halomodfreak: i have lots
  1408. CelesbiasBeard: Okay, testing
  1409. Synapsid: You failed it
  1410. halomodfreak: of twi clop
  1411. Synapsid: You failed it so hard, CB
  1412. CelesbiasBeard:
  1413. ...
  1414. ......
  1415. Fuck emotes
  1416. Synapsid: I put all myu pony cards in sleeves today, CB
  1417. And now know which ones I am missing
  1418. halomodfreak:
  1419. /niples
  1420. Synapsid: And I was all like
  1421. Over the ones I was missing
  1422. CelesbiasBeard: Pony cards?
  1423. Synapsid: I must acquire them
  1424. Even if it means prostituting your body on the streets of Seattle, CB
  1425. CelesbiasBeard:
  1426. halomodfreak: i have $60 worth of them and i only got 1 gold card
  1427. CelesbiasBeard: ...
  1428. ...but I don't live in Seattle anymore
  1429. Synapsid: Then wherever it is you live
  1430. CelesbiasBeard: It's like an hour or two away
  1431. How's Bellevue instead?
  1432. Synapsid: Sure
  1433. CelesbiasBeard: ^_^
  1434. Synapsid: Get walking those streets!
  1435. Then send me the money
  1436. CelesbiasBeard: Eenope
  1437. halomodfreak: the target casheir looked at my like it was strange for a 6'1 guy with a moustache to be buying ponies
  1438. (i have a bit of a moustache)
  1439. CelesbiasBeard: Well, mustache...
  1440. Synapsid: You should have looked him right in the eyes
  1441. And then said "eeyup"
  1442. CelesbiasBeard:
  1443. Synapsid: MY MOUSTACHE!!!
  1444. halomodfreak: i did actually
  1445. CelesbiasBeard: I wonder how AlexS is doing
  1446. halomodfreak: i also got one of those brony wristband things from hot topic
  1447. Synapsid: I really love this episode
  1448. CelesbiasBeard: Fucking Hot Topic
  1449. Synapsid: I must buy several more boxes of cards
  1450. To complete my collection
  1451. I MUST HAVE EVERY SINGLE ONE
  1452. halomodfreak: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  1453. Synapsid:
  1454. halomodfreak: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^6
  1455. CelesbiasBeard: Disregard that, I suck cocks
  1456. Synapsid: And my battlestable is 20% cooler now that I have my posters from the con over the computer
  1457. halomodfreak:
  1458. Synapsid: And the extra standees mounted on one of the bookshelves
  1459. CelesbiasBeard: Battlestable?
  1460. Pics plz
  1461. halomodfreak: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^6
  1462. Synapsid: All right, hold on
  1463. It will take a minute
  1464. CelesbiasBeard: Also
  1465. You guys might like this
  1466. 1:06:31
  1467. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG804t0WG-c
  1468. halomodfreak: i have 3 rainbow dash standees
  1469. religion is bad
  1470. CelesbiasBeard: 'Tis Dan Savage the gay sex advice columnist (or, a sex advice columnist who is gay) debating the head dude of National Organization for Marriage
  1471. halomodfreak: ?
  1472. CelesbiasBeard: Just what I said
  1473. halomodfreak: ?
  1474. CelesbiasBeard: ...
  1475. halomodfreak: ??
  1476. CelesbiasBeard: What?
  1477. halomodfreak: ???
  1478. CelesbiasBeard: ...
  1479. halomodfreak: ????
  1480. CelesbiasBeard: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  1481. halomodfreak: I DONT GIVE A FUCKING BUCK
  1482. CelesbiasBeard: I do
  1483. Just ...tossing that out there
  1484. In case someone wants to see it
  1485. halomodfreak: they can fuck and marry whoever they want to
  1486. i dont care
  1487. Synapsid: Current configuration of battlestable
  1488. http://imgur.com/W6w3o
  1489. CelesbiasBeard: Sorry for reminding you that they still can't do so everywhere.
  1490. halomodfreak: i envy you syn
  1491. i mean Mr Gropey
  1492. Synapsid: I shall soon have yet more pony posters
  1493. EVERYWHERE
  1494. CelesbiasBeard: Pony posters everywhere
  1495. This is indeed something to strive for
  1496. In fact, never mind posters
  1497. halomodfreak: i still have to hand up 4 pictured my friend drea inked and coloured for me
  1498. CelesbiasBeard: Ponies everywhere
  1499. Synapsid: PONIES
  1500. EVERYWHERE
  1501. FOREVER
  1502. CelesbiasBeard: ALL OVER THE INTERNETS
  1503. Synapsid:
  1504. All will join the Herd
  1505. CelesbiasBeard:
  1506. /twijoy
  1507. halomodfreak: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  1508. Synapsid: I've another pony poster actually right now
  1509. Framed and waiting
  1510. I just haven't figured out where to put it
  1511. CelesbiasBeard: Behold Purple Bacon Tail frolicking at a young age
  1512. Synapsid: And I've a bunch of pony posters on DA that I need to get prints of
  1513. And then frame and hang those
  1514. halomodfreak: http://imgur.com/yjxWu
  1515. Synapsid: Squidward meets Dashie
  1516. CelesbiasBeard: I would watch My Little Squidward
  1517. For the absurdity
  1518. halomodfreak: http://imgur.com/a/PV749
  1519. http://imgur.com/a/j7aQT
  1520. Synapsid: Nobody wants to be a Squidward, CB
  1521. halomodfreak: CLICK MY LINKS DAMMIT
  1522. CelesbiasBeard: Aww
  1523. Puppy
  1524. Synapsid: dem ponies
  1525. halomodfreak: that is the pup my aunt got my lil cousin i figured...karma
  1526. CelesbiasBeard:
  1527. You know what you should do, Syn?
  1528. halomodfreak: i love my grandma
  1529. CelesbiasBeard: (If you have a car)
  1530. halomodfreak: http://imgur.com/a/PV749
  1531. Synapsid: I've a car. Her name is Priscilla.
  1532. I love my Priscilla.
  1533. CelesbiasBeard: Pony toy art-car.
  1534. Synapsid: I should put a pony something on her.
  1535. halomodfreak: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
  1536. CelesbiasBeard: Yes
  1537. halomodfreak: YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
  1538. Synapsid: But what
  1539. halomodfreak: EVERYTHING
  1540. Synapsid: That's gaudy
  1541. It has to be classy
  1542. halomodfreak: BLINDBAGS LOTS OF BLINDBAGS
  1543. Synapsid:
  1544. Twi's cutie mark?
  1545. CelesbiasBeard: A dozen dancing Twifillies can't be wrong
  1546. /twijoy
  1547. /twijoy
  1548. /twijoy
  1549. /twijoy
  1550. /twijoy
  1551. /twijoy
  1552. /twijoy
  1553. /twijoy
  1554. /twijoy
  1555. /twijoy
  1556. /twijoy
  1557. /twijoy
  1558. halomodfreak: RARITYS CUTIE MARK
  1559. Synapsid: SUDDENLY TWIFILLY
  1560. CelesbiasBeard:
  1561. Synapsid:
  1562. CelesbiasBeard:
  1563. halomodfreak: WAT IS THAT EMOTE
  1564. CelesbiasBeard: I don't know either
  1565. Synapsid: IS A SECRET
  1566. CelesbiasBeard:
  1567. Synapsid: lolfail
  1568. CelesbiasBeard: Hold on
  1569. halomodfreak:
  1570. Synapsid:
  1571. It says here you two will never figure it out
  1572. halomodfreak: you nig
  1573. Synapsid:
  1574. Darling, does my skin look black?
  1575. halomodfreak:
  1576. /bronyrage
  1577. YOU WILL NEVER BE MISS RARITY
  1578. YOU WILL NEVER BE MISS RARITY
  1579. Synapsid:
  1580. I'm twice the Rarity you'll ever be
  1581. halomodfreak: i want to leave now
  1582. Synapsid:
  1583. You are not permitted to leave
  1584. halomodfreak:
  1585. Synapsid:
  1586. You chose wisely.
  1587. halomodfreak:
  1588. Synapsid: Where did CB go
  1589. halomodfreak: y is uncon here
  1590. Synapsid: He hath mightily offended me.
  1591. halomodfreak: ^
  1592. Synapsid: CB, I mean
  1593. halomodfreak: i know
  1594. YOU WILL NEVER BE MISS RARITY
  1595. YOU WILL NEVER BE MISS RARITY
  1596. YOU WILL NEVER BE MISS RARITY
  1597. YOU WILL NEVER BE MISS RARITY
  1598. YOU WILL NEVER BE MISS RARITY
  1599. YOU WILL NEVER BE MISS RARITY
  1600. YOU WILL NEVER BE MISS RARITY
  1601. YOU WILL NEVER BE MISS RARITY
  1602. YOU WILL NEVER BE MISS RARITY
  1603. YOU WILL NEVER BE MISS RARITY
  1604. YOU WILL NEVER BE MISS RARITY
  1605. Synapsid:
  1606. Of course he won't. I'm his mistress.
  1607. halomodfreak:
  1608. Synapsid:
  1609. Isn't that right, my little synapsid?
  1610. It is
  1611. halomodfreak:
  1612. I SHOULD GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
  1613. Synapsid: Go to sleep then
  1614. halomodfreak: but ponies
  1615. Synapsid: PONY
  1616. FOREVER
  1617. halomodfreak:
  1618. 6:19
  1619. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNhnCD0EZtE
  1620. halomodfreak: http://imgur.com/ivhUv
  1621. my first ever reddit post
  1622. from this ep
  1623. syn?
  1624. Synapsid: Yes>
  1625. halomodfreak: u liek my first post
  1626. EVER
  1627. CelesbiasBeard:
  1628. halomodfreak: bro?
  1629. CelesbiasBeard: YES
  1630. FINALLY
  1631. Synapsid: You didn't actually link it
  1632. halomodfreak: http://imgur.com/ivhUv
  1633. i did
  1634. again
  1635. CelesbiasBeard: Hey Syn
  1636. You're awesome
  1637. Synapsid: Is that the image you put in your first post>
  1638. halomodfreak: yes
  1639. Synapsid: Yes, yes I am, CB
  1640. CelesbiasBeard:
  1641. Synapsid: Link the actual post, halo, and I will upvote it
  1642. halomodfreak: really?
  1643. http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/trks5/my_best_and_first_screencap_of_season_2/
  1644. CelesbiasBeard:
  1645. halomodfreak: i hate the only comment
  1646. very much
  1647. CelesbiasBeard: It's okay Halo
  1648. You can make other posts
  1649. Synapsid: There, upvoted
  1650. halomodfreak: i have
  1651. CelesbiasBeard: And people will have other better comments
  1652. halomodfreak: i have 71 upvotes
  1653. it went down 4 though it was 75 before
  1654. its all because of this post http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/ykdcy/srsly_hasbro/
  1655. Synapsid: I had a comment once
  1656. CelesbiasBeard: Syn!
  1657. Synapsid: But then I took an arrow to the knee
  1658. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
  1659. LOLZ
  1660. halomodfreak: NO
  1661. CelesbiasBeard: An emote dedicated to you, Twilight, and rum time
  1662. Synapsid: I cannot see that emote
  1663. Because I don't use the infernal nallar
  1664. halomodfreak: i can whats the code
  1665. CelesbiasBeard: Lemme put a screencap up on imgur
  1666. halomodfreak: ^
  1667. Mr gropey
  1668. winged0ne: Good morning peoples
  1669. Synapsid: Wingsy
  1670. Ordinarily
  1671. I would clape you right now
  1672. But you ruined that.
  1673. halomodfreak: fuck its 3:17
  1674. winged0ne: [](/Synsy<3)
  1675. halomodfreak:
  1676. /synsy
  1677. wat
  1678. Synapsid: I offered you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have inherited the way of pain
  1679. CelesbiasBeard: http://imgur.com/sajM8
  1680. There you go Syn
  1681. Synapsid: For reasons I do not actually remember now
  1682. winged0ne: :O
  1683. halomodfreak: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/ykdcy/srsly_hasbro/
  1684. Synapsid: ohohohohohohoho
  1685. halomodfreak: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/ykdcy/srsly_hasbro/
  1686. http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/ykdcy/srsly_hasbro/
  1687. Synapsid: Yes, CB
  1688. halomodfreak: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/ykdcy/srsly_hasbro/
  1689. http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/ykdcy/srsly_hasbro/
  1690. Synapsid: That is excellent
  1691. A fine emote for Twi and I
  1692. halomodfreak: I got kicked for spamming
  1693. winged0ne: lolol
  1694. halomodfreak: night Mr gropey, night wingy '3
  1695. Synapsid: Night halo
  1696. halomodfreak: night all
  1697. CelesbiasBeard: That emote is /xx07
  1698. plus [] and ()
  1699. Synapsid: Twi is totally into the liquor
  1700. CelesbiasBeard: Yes
  1701. Synapsid: She beelines for it in the first episode
  1702. CelesbiasBeard: Indeed
  1703. Synapsid: Twi and I will read and study and drink and then sex and then drink and read and study and then sex and so on
  1704. CelesbiasBeard: May I join you two in the reading and studying and drinking and voyeuring?
  1705. Synapsid: If you're a good boy.
  1706. CelesbiasBeard: I want to see at the very least where they keep their junk
  1707. Synapsid:
  1708. Wouldn't you just...
  1709. CelesbiasBeard: I've never seen it on film, I mean XD
  1710. Maybe the documentary crews merely put same-color bodysuits on them in the makeup department
  1711. Synapsid: I know a suit Twi can wear
  1712. CelesbiasBeard: Like how that dude in "Breaking Bad" has a bald-cap on because his character is bald
  1713. Birthday?
  1714. ...doesn't she already?
  1715. Synapsid: She always does that
  1716. No, I know another suit
  1717. CelesbiasBeard: Bathing?
  1718. Synapsid: No
  1719. CelesbiasBeard:
  1720. Uh, Rar'ty - we don' normally wear clothes.
  1721. What suit then?
  1722. Synapsid: OK, this isn't actually at all NSFW
  1723. But just so nobody gets their fucking panties in a wad
  1724. I will tag it
  1725. CelesbiasBeard: Tag away
  1726. Synapsid: Even though there is no rational reason to tag it
  1727. CelesbiasBeard: Taggitydoodah
  1728. Taggityhey
  1729. Synapsid: [completey not NSFW but wtfever]http://synapsid1138.deviantart.com/favourites/50189773?offset=48#/d4eo7x9[what I said before]
  1730. She can wear that outfit
  1731. CelesbiasBeard: Uh
  1732. Oh wait
  1733. ...
  1734. ...wow
  1735. Synapsid: Do I detect a rebuke...
  1736. CelesbiasBeard: That's really awesome ^_^
  1737. Synapsid: Good
  1738. Because it is
  1739. Now I need more rum
  1740. CelesbiasBeard: I can respect art without understanding its motivations, y'know
  1741. Synapsid: I will be back in a minute
  1742. CelesbiasBeard: More rum is awesome
  1743. Sup unnamed ^_^
  1744. Pull up a screen, watch some ponies
  1745. Synapsid: And better
  1746. And unnamed is probably a spy
  1747. Probably pyro
  1748. CelesbiasBeard: XD
  1749. Synapsid spits
  1750. CelesbiasBeard: ?
  1751. Synapsid: Because if that's who it is I've no use for him whatsoever.
  1752. And the enmity is mutual.
  1753. CelesbiasBeard: XD
  1754. I was a little surprised by the "Meet The Pyro" video
  1755. Synapsid: I've never seen that video
  1756. Judging from its title, I've no desire to see it.
  1757. CelesbiasBeard: It's pretty cutesy there in the Pyro's head
  1758. Sort of reminds me of Ponyville
  1759. Synapsid: THe mod or the character
  1760. CelesbiasBeard: The video
  1761. You should see it
  1762. Just once
  1763. Then drink it out of your thoughts
  1764. Synapsid: But is it about the person
  1765. The mod here
  1766. CelesbiasBeard: ...huh?
  1767. Synapsid: Forget it
  1768. See?
  1769. Pyro: He is talking about meet the Pyro
  1770. Not I
  1771. CelesbiasBeard: I just mean, I don't understand what you're asking o.o
  1772. Synapsid: I told you it was him.
  1773. Pyro: It's always me.
  1774. CelesbiasBeard: I'm just talking about the video clip
  1775. I don't know this Pyro right here
  1776. He's probably not the real one anyway
  1777. Pyro: Alright then.
  1778. CelesbiasBeard: Syn
  1779. What does your cutie mark mean?
  1780. Synapsid: It is a phi, for philosophy, and I am a philosophy student.
  1781. CelesbiasBeard:
  1782. Awesome
  1783. Synapsid: I think so anyway.
  1784. CelesbiasBeard: lag test
  1785. Synapsid: You pass
  1786. CelesbiasBeard: Sometimes I hate this browser
  1787. ...hmm
  1788. Fag test
  1789. Synapsid: I beg your pardon
  1790. I am only half fag
  1791. CelesbiasBeard: For ME, silly
  1792. Fag test
  1793. Synapsid: BI FTW
  1794. CelesbiasBeard:
  1795. Synapsid:
  1796. CelesbiasBeard: I think I would go bi for a suitably awesome lady
  1797. Synapsid sighs
  1798. Synapsid: I have heard so many people insist that bisexuals don't exist
  1799. "You must actually be either gay or straight, just admit which one you are"
  1800. CelesbiasBeard: It's strange
  1801. I get off on women doing things with fucking machines, for instance
  1802. Synapsid: I don't care about other people's orientations. For me, I personally don't care much about what genitals a person has.
  1803. CelesbiasBeard: But when it comes to me doing things for myself? Dudes.
  1804. Anyway
  1805. Synapsid: Which is all good
  1806. And fine
  1807. CelesbiasBeard: We should, like, hang out
  1808. Synapsid: We should
  1809. CelesbiasBeard: Or something
  1810. And rum
  1811. Synapsid: You must come ot the next con
  1812. CelesbiasBeard: And ponies
  1813. Synapsid: AND THERE WILL BE MUCH RUM
  1814. CelesbiasBeard: But broke
  1815. Synapsid: AND MUCH PONY
  1816. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  1817. Goddamn broke
  1818. Synapsid: But the next con will not be for a while
  1819. So we can save up money
  1820. CelesbiasBeard: Where?
  1821. Synapsid: No idea
  1822. but surely there will be another
  1823. CelesbiasBeard: Yes
  1824. This is true
  1825. Synapsid: Then the rum
  1826. And the pony
  1827. CelesbiasBeard: And the prum
  1828. And the ony
  1829. Synapsid:
  1830. CelesbiasBeard:
  1831. Synapsid:
  1832. CelesbiasBeard:
  1833. Synapsid:
  1834. CelesbiasBeard: I can't help but view that AJ emote as the squinty-crosseyed-rageface people use when they want to indicate "oh fuck this is delicious" or such
  1835. Synapsid: I read it as the straight out AJ ugh
  1836. Hence my discentia
  1837. CelesbiasBeard: Oh
  1838. Sorry
  1839. '
  1840. Synapsid: discentia was an emote made for me
  1841. CelesbiasBeard: ...?
  1842. Seriously?
  1843. Synapsid: Because I look like that most of the time
  1844. CelesbiasBeard: XD
  1845. Synapsid: I look like my OC most of the time, in fact
  1846. CelesbiasBeard:
  1847. That's me
  1848. Synapsid: You'll note the disgruntled expression he has
  1849. CelesbiasBeard: Ye
  1850. p
  1851. Agh, damn keyboard
  1852. Synapsid: I must commission someone to do some pony art with my OC
  1853. Because I like my OC
  1854. CelesbiasBeard: I don't have an emote until we have an emote for that nerd dude at the carnival that Rarity was flirting with
  1855. Synapsid: hahahaha
  1856. alwp
  1857. I'm sure it's not all that bad
  1858. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  1859. Synapsid: I fucking love how ponies applause by stomping their hooves
  1860. CelesbiasBeard: I'm like the first world problem of people
  1861. Synapsid: You are? I don't know.
  1862. I've lots of first world problems.
  1863. CelesbiasBeard: Gay-identifying atheist liberal SAP brony ent
  1864. Synapsid: Makes it odd we get along.
  1865. CelesbiasBeard: Plus fucking Asperger
  1866. Which, fuck that
  1867. Synapsid: Wait, what is a SAP
  1868. Do you just mean sap
  1869. Or was that an acronym
  1870. CelesbiasBeard: A meme: socially awkward penguin..?
  1871. XD
  1872. Synapsid: Oh
  1873. that
  1874. CelesbiasBeard: Also a sap
  1875. Synapsid: Well don't worry about that
  1876. CelesbiasBeard: XD
  1877. Synapsid: Lots of us are socially awkward penguins
  1878. I avoid that by just drinking heavily in social situations
  1879. CelesbiasBeard:
  1880. Synapsid: Like Twi, I beeline for the alcohol
  1881. once I get some rum I can handle myself fairly well.
  1882. CelesbiasBeard: brb
  1883. "How It's Made" is up to jelly beans now
  1884. This is relevant to my interests
  1885. Synapsid: It was horrible at the con. No one knew how to make a rum runner.
  1886. mfw
  1887. CelesbiasBeard: What's a rum runner?
  1888. Synapsid:
  1889. You don't know?
  1890. CelesbiasBeard: ...no
  1891. Synapsid: Good god man
  1892. CelesbiasBeard: Sorry ._.
  1893. Synapsid: You've been horribly deprived
  1894. CelesbiasBeard: Tell me quick before I go on not knowing
  1895. Synapsid: http://www.florida-keys-guide.com/rum-runner-recipe.html
  1896. CelesbiasBeard: Holy buck
  1897. That looks delicious
  1898. Synapsid: They are so fucking good
  1899. Drink, you know, 8 or 10 of those and your problems are solved
  1900. Synapsid: Stupid server restart
  1901. CelesbiasBeard: It's like someone stabbed a rum barrel and rolled it through a whole orchard
  1902. Gimme that link again, I lost it
  1903. Synapsid: http://www.florida-keys-guide.com/rum-runner-recipe.html
  1904. A rum runner is like heaven on earth
  1905. IF it is made right
  1906. I've had rum runners in the Keys
  1907. And in the Bahamas
  1908. And in Barbados
  1909. Holy fuck
  1910. So delicious
  1911. And those tropical nights...those pretty men and women...
  1912. Very fine
  1913. Very fine indeed
  1914. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  1915. I've only traveled to England for a year and France for a couple days and Mexico for a week and Canada for a few school field trips
  1916. California, but I never left LAX
  1917. Synapsid: Mexico...
  1918. good god
  1919. ...is a horrible place
  1920. CelesbiasBeard: Oregon - Portland mostly
  1921. Idaho for grandparents and other family stuff
  1922. Yellowstone National Park, I forget if that's Wyoming or Montana
  1923. Vegas, Hawaii, New Mexico, Texas
  1924. Otherwise I've never been east of the Mississippi
  1925. Synapsid: Iv'e been almost everywhere in the US and yet oddly enough, never to Yellowstone
  1926. I've been to Yosemite, though
  1927. Amazing place that
  1928. CelesbiasBeard: I like to travel by eating foreign food ^_^
  1929. Cheaper, more delicious
  1930. Synapsid: I'm dyspeptic enough as it is. Eating foreign food is a recipe for horrible sickness.
  1931. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  1932. I'm sorry to hear that
  1933. Synapsid: I can eat, for the most part, only the blandest things.
  1934. CelesbiasBeard: ;_;
  1935. What food (that your body can stand) do you like?
  1936. Synapsid: Simple things. Bread, simple sandwiches, fruit, vegetables
  1937. Sometimes some cheese
  1938. I enjoy eating other things, more sumptuous things, but I will pay for it grievously
  1939. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  1940. What does your doctor say?
  1941. Synapsid: Ah, how I miss the Polish food
  1942. Good god that is amazing food
  1943. I have no doctor
  1944. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  1945. Synapsid: There is one particularly bizarre thing
  1946. I crave acid
  1947. CelesbiasBeard: Citrus and bitter stuff?
  1948. Synapsid: I will drink bottles of vinegar like they are water
  1949. I eat three pounds of oranges a week
  1950. CelesbiasBeard: !!!!
  1951. Holy fuck
  1952. Synapsid: I crave acidic things
  1953. CelesbiasBeard: There's your dyspepsia
  1954. Synapsid: Citrus above all
  1955. But I crave it
  1956. I absolutely must have acidic things
  1957. CelesbiasBeard: Does something happen if you don't?
  1958. Synapsid: If I go a few hours without something acidic like an orange or vinegar, my hands shake
  1959. CelesbiasBeard: ...what the buck
  1960. Synapsid: I probably produce too much insulin
  1961. Like a reverse diabetes
  1962. CelesbiasBeard: You really, *REALLY* should get yourself checked out
  1963. Seriously
  1964. Synapsid: The craving for acid is likely the body's self-medicating
  1965. To counteract the overproduction of vinegar
  1966. My mother--dear beloved mother---is the same way
  1967. CelesbiasBeard: You could be giving yourself some serious problems.
  1968. Synapsid: I'm probably dying
  1969. But I'm convinced I'll be dead by 40 anyway
  1970. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  1971. I'll miss you
  1972. Synapsid: Not really
  1973. CelesbiasBeard: Fuck you. Yes I will.
  1974. Synapsid: I'm very eminently not-to-be-missed though
  1975. CelesbiasBeard: That's a very respectful fuck you, by the way.
  1976. Synapsid:
  1977. CelesbiasBeard: There is no coming back from death.
  1978. Otherwise we would have heard back from SOMEbody.
  1979. And not in that subjective way that can't be borne out by examining the evidence properly.
  1980. If you die, I'll be so mad I won't speak to you ever again
  1981. If you die on me I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
  1982. Synapsid: The undiscovered country, eh?
  1983. From whose bourne no traveler returns?
  1984. CelesbiasBeard: On the other hand
  1985. All the stuff that made you you will still be around
  1986. Just ...less orderly
  1987. Synapsid: Well, what would become of my books
  1988. CelesbiasBeard: I'd read them
  1989. Synapsid: I could never abandon my books
  1990. My oldest and truest friends
  1991. CelesbiasBeard: I'd curate them
  1992. Synapsid: How little people care for books anymore
  1993. CelesbiasBeard: True
  1994. Also
  1995. Just because
  1996. Synapsid:
  1997. If I still had my library from New York, my library would twice its current size
  1998. CelesbiasBeard: What do you collect?
  1999. Synapsid: Anything in which I am interested
  2000. And my interests are voluminous
  2001. From history to science to philosophy to economics to literature and back again
  2002. I've them all in my library.
  2003. CelesbiasBeard: You know what would go great in your library?
  2004. Synapsid: Conjuration magic? So I can summon Twilight?
  2005. Yes
  2006. That would be good in my library.
  2007. CelesbiasBeard: And rum
  2008. Synapsid: Rum is stored in the kitchen, silly
  2009. CelesbiasBeard: But
  2010. Synapsid: Not in the stacks
  2011. CelesbiasBeard: Oh fine
  2012. Synapsid: I had in NY a not half-bad collection of antiqurian books
  2013. 19th century editions of Shakespeare, a first edition of Darwin, first edition books on Titanic, some original prints of scientific monographs
  2014. CelesbiasBeard: o.o
  2015. Synapsid: Those are gone now
  2016. CelesbiasBeard: How do you afford this
  2017. What do you do?
  2018. Gone where?
  2019. Synapsid: I acquired them over the years mainly as gifts and otherwise as clever purchases from people who did not know what they had
  2020. My mother destroyed them
  2021. CelesbiasBeard:
  2022. Synapsid: As she did nearly all of my library.
  2023. CelesbiasBeard: I automatically hate her
  2024. Synapsid: She is eminently worthy of hate.
  2025. The woman raised cruetly to an art.
  2026. CelesbiasBeard: This is "people who talk at the theater" sort of hate
  2027. Or "arguing about 15 items in the 12-or-less aisle"
  2028. Synapsid: I've never known a more artfully malevolent human being.
  2029. She was a sadist of the purest sort.
  2030. CelesbiasBeard: Explain
  2031. Why, how, who, what the fuck, huhwuzza
  2032. Synapsid: That is a long story and not a pleasant one.
  2033. CelesbiasBeard: Do we have enough rum?
  2034. Synapsid: Suffice it to say that my mother is a very unpleasant human being.
  2035. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  2036. Synapsid: And an amazingly cunning and deceitful one.
  2037. CelesbiasBeard: .__.
  2038. Synapsid: My god, you could tangle spiders in the webs she weaves.
  2039. CelesbiasBeard: Tell me about an incident
  2040. ?
  2041. Synapsid: I assure you you've no desire to know about any of them.
  2042. CelesbiasBeard: I don't know enough about them to responsibly make the claim that I don't want to know.
  2043. Synapsid: I wouldn't go into such stories here anyway
  2044. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  2045. Synapsid: People think badly enough of me as it is
  2046. CelesbiasBeard: Hey Unc, do you think badly of Syn? (Honest answer?)
  2047. Synapsid: I've always thought that unjust. I'm not that horrible a person. And at least half the reason I am so cantankerous is because I am always in pain from my leg.
  2048. Anyone would be cantankerous if their goddamned leg and hip always hurt.
  2049. CelesbiasBeard: ._. I remember that a little
  2050. Synapsid: And as for uncon, I could not care less what he thinks.
  2051. CelesbiasBeard: I just wanna hear about ...stuff.
  2052. Whatever it is.
  2053. Synapsid: Here
  2054. I will tell you a story
  2055. CelesbiasBeard:
  2056. Synapsid: When I was thrown into exile from my home by mother, nine years ago, I left behind three cats and two dogs
  2057. One cat was particularly hated by my mother
  2058. She had it destroyed and mailed me the ashes with a note that said "A going away gift"
  2059. Need I tell you more stories?
  2060. CelesbiasBeard: The world needs to know about her
  2061. Synapsid: Dear boy, the world is full of hers
  2062. CelesbiasBeard: Yesbut
  2063. It's also full of nice people.
  2064. I don't mean superheroes
  2065. I mean just the *basic* nice people
  2066. Synapsid: So they tell me
  2067. CelesbiasBeard: Who are superheroes next to your mother.
  2068. Tell me more?
  2069. Synapsid: Given the depths of her depravity, it is rather easy to be a hero compared to her
  2070. And therefore cheap
  2071. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  2072. Synapsid: It's rather like claiming one isn't, at least, so bad as the Nazis
  2073. Must I really tell you more?
  2074. Wasn't the one story enough to show her character
  2075. Or rather lack thereof
  2076. CelesbiasBeard: Will it help you feel better?
  2077. Synapsid: Would it you?
  2078. Does it ever help to recall such things? Isn't that why we become alcoholics?
  2079. CelesbiasBeard: I'm very good at setting aside my own opinions on a story I'm being told. I shut the fuck up at the theater.
  2080. Synapsid: And as for stories
  2081. I could go on for many hours
  2082. CelesbiasBeard: Think of me like the recording device on the table.
  2083. Synapsid: I lived with the woman after all for 19 years.
  2084. CelesbiasBeard: I just want to hear stuff.
  2085. Especially if it happened.
  2086. Synapsid: Where shall I begin? The shaming sessions at 4? The stepfathers and their depradations later?
  2087. Where shall I begin?
  2088. You do not want to know these things.
  2089. No one wishes to know these things.
  2090. People want an idyllic countryside of ideal families and happy children. They don't want things that say otherwise, because we can't have monsters stalking about the quite countryside, now can we?
  2091. CelesbiasBeard: I'd rather hear about you than something like that.
  2092. Synapsid: For what purpose
  2093. No one asks questions but for a motive
  2094. CelesbiasBeard: I'm curious. ._.
  2095. Synapsid: To what end
  2096. There is no such thing as idle curiosity
  2097. Were llama here he would understand.
  2098. CelesbiasBeard: My way of understanding things is that I pick them apart until I can't go any deeper. That's all ._.
  2099. Synapsid: And why
  2100. CelesbiasBeard: People are weird and fascinating and sometimes I don't understand how they think.
  2101. Synapsid: I'll certianly not be your circus freak, then
  2102. CelesbiasBeard: I don't mean it badly. I'm sorry.
  2103. I hate boring fun squeaky-clean people. There's nothing worth hearing from most of them.
  2104. Synapsid: People are not founts of interesting stories
  2105. They are people
  2106. If they suffer they suffer, if they triumph they triumph, but the importance of either is not in how interesting it might be.
  2107. CelesbiasBeard: ._. What are you thinking about me right now?
  2108. Synapsid: I think you like to hear interesting stories
  2109. And that is the root of your solicitious concern for people's experiences.
  2110. You wish to be regaled.
  2111. That is what I think right now.
  2112. CelesbiasBeard: If I stop to think about how fucking horrible sending a cat owner their friend's ashes actually is
  2113. Synapsid: Perhaps I am unjust in what I think.
  2114. CelesbiasBeard: Then I won't feel like staying here.
  2115. Synapsid: I may well be. You asked me not whether I was right in what I think but what I thought.
  2116. If I am wrong I will be the first to regret it.
  2117. Am I wrong?
  2118. If so tell me and I will abjure what I said
  2119. CelesbiasBeard: Gimme a second to figure out how to respond. (I hate it when people take silence as anything more than a lack of input x_x)
  2120. Synapsid: I did not
  2121. But take the time you need.
  2122. CelesbiasBeard: I don't mean to trivialize what happened, what she did, what you've lived through. I do realize it's painful to a degree I won't understand, precisely because I've never been through what you have.
  2123. Synapsid: I did not suppose otherwise.
  2124. CelesbiasBeard: I don't have any motive - I don't blog about anything, I don't really put anything up except on Reddit, and I won't go hollering about stuff said here because that's a really awful thing to do.
  2125. Synapsid: Commendable sentiments
  2126. CelesbiasBeard: About as clear-cut-ly speechlessly awful as ruining priceless books or killing cats ._.
  2127. Synapsid: My dear mother
  2128. CelesbiasBeard: And, tearing up. Fuck her. ._.
  2129. Synapsid: I do believe her dying breath would be "If ever I did anything good, I do repent it"
  2130. You couldn't help but in a perverse way admire her, though, as a child
  2131. She raised evil to an art form
  2132. She was a Da Vinci of malevolence
  2133. CelesbiasBeard: It does sometimes take me a little while to internalize something being told to me, to think about it from someone else's point than mine
  2134. Synapsid: She could spin deceitfulness as if it were golden thread
  2135. CelesbiasBeard: But I catch up soon enough.
  2136. CelesbiasBeard hugs.
  2137. Synapsid: She was a virtuoso of moral turpitude
  2138. CelesbiasBeard: I'm very glad you're here.
  2139. Synapsid: This very injury that so pains me even now, this instant, that is her doing.
  2140. Not the fall that caused it, to be sure
  2141. CelesbiasBeard: Your leg?
  2142. Synapsid: but that it ended up requiring the surgery it did, and the great corrective measures that leave me always in pain?
  2143. That was her doing.
  2144. I've literally been deformed by her.
  2145. Dearest mother.
  2146. CelesbiasBeard: I feel bad now.
  2147. Synapsid: Why is that
  2148. CelesbiasBeard: I hate that I feel like I have to keep asking but-why like a toddler bugging his parents to hell
  2149. But that's how I figure things out.
  2150. Synapsid: Why? Why she did it
  2151. Because it pleased her to do it.
  2152. CelesbiasBeard: Do you see anyone about this?
  2153. Synapsid: Therapists are as useless as they are prolific.
  2154. But here's the rub
  2155. CelesbiasBeard: But ...that's what they're there for.
  2156. Synapsid: The collapse of my life completely this year
  2157. You see, it proves she was right all along. She always said I was the most worthless excuse for a human being ever to exist.
  2158. And look at me now
  2159. She was right all this time.
  2160. CelesbiasBeard: What happened?
  2161. Collapse?
  2162. Synapsid: The most crippling depression I ever have had drove me out of school, destroyed my reserach job, and has left me stranded broke and invalided in my father's spare bedroom.
  2163. That is what has happened.
  2164. That and my absolute addiction to alcohol.
  2165. It saddens me terribly that I've no rum left
  2166. CelesbiasBeard: Do you go to any groups?
  2167. Synapsid: Groups
  2168. CelesbiasBeard: AA?
  2169. Synapsid: Laughable
  2170. That will be the day
  2171. CelesbiasBeard: If it's the whole God thing, I should think there's an AA-analogue that doesn't specifically insist you "finish giving up"
  2172. Synapsid: God? he's nothing to do with it.
  2173. CelesbiasBeard: Syn
  2174. What do you want to do?
  2175. Synapsid: What do I want to do?
  2176. CelesbiasBeard: Yes
  2177. When there's no rum
  2178. Synapsid: I wish to drink until I pass out and then not awake.
  2179. That is what I wish to do.
  2180. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  2181. I WILL miss you.
  2182. Synapsid: I very much doubt that.
  2183. CelesbiasBeard: Because of the whole no-afterlife thing.
  2184. Synapsid: It is precisely because there is no afterlife that I wish to do it.
  2185. CelesbiasBeard: Nobody will understand what I mean when I ask WHAT TIME IS IT
  2186. Synapsid: They won't at first
  2187. They'll learn
  2188. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  2189. But
  2190. ...ponies?
  2191. Synapsid: They are a nuisance. They'e an annoying tendency to keep me alive.
  2192. For I would miss them so much
  2193. And my beloved Twilight Sparkle above all.
  2194. CelesbiasBeard: What would she say if she heard you going on like this?
  2195. Be reasonable
  2196. Synapsid: Perhaps
  2197. CelesbiasBeard:
  2198. Deal with it
  2199. DO IT FILLYFIDDLER
  2200. Or else!
  2201. I know you have it in you.
  2202. Synapsid: One becomes tired
  2203. CelesbiasBeard:
  2204. And that's that
  2205. Synapsid: Years of trying exert a toll
  2206. CelesbiasBeard:
  2207. To bed?
  2208. Synapsid: After a while the will to fight goes away.
  2209. You've fought too long to no avail.
  2210. CelesbiasBeard:
  2211. Or stay up late and go wacky?
  2212. Synapsid: After all, battles are lost
  2213. Wars are lost
  2214. Stories don't always end happily
  2215. People die
  2216. It is a pity you did not know me a year and a half ago
  2217. I was an impeccable student.
  2218. I commanded the respect of colleagues and professors
  2219. I published, I went to conferences
  2220. I was guaranteed to graduate summa cum laude.
  2221. CelesbiasBeard:
  2222. Synapsid: You should have seen what I was.
  2223. And this
  2224. To have come to this
  2225. How from where I was has it come to this
  2226. CelesbiasBeard: How difficult would it be to get back up?
  2227. Synapsid: It's hopeless
  2228. CelesbiasBeard: Have you had a drop like this before?
  2229. Synapsid: I have
  2230. CelesbiasBeard: Tell me
  2231. Synapsid: Though not so dire in its consequences
  2232. CelesbiasBeard: How did that get resolved? (By you?)
  2233. Synapsid: It was resolved through beaurucratic inertia
  2234. CelesbiasBeard: What did you go?
  2235. Do?
  2236. (up late)
  2237. Synapsid: I did nothing. I simply fell off the face of the earth.
  2238. The rest was done by government agencies.
  2239. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  2240. Well, that's what they're there for, I guess
  2241. I'm glad you're here.
  2242. Synapsid: That is a pleasant fiction
  2243. I won't dispute it
  2244. CelesbiasBeard: Fact.
  2245. Because otherwise I'd have to hear about you from your mother, and *that* would be fiction.
  2246. Synapsid: Perhaps
  2247. CelesbiasBeard: What would you rather I say? ._.
  2248. Synapsid: You said what you thought true
  2249. There's nothing else to ask you to say
  2250. CelesbiasBeard: If you wanted to ask me to say anything
  2251. What would it be?
  2252. Synapsid: I have no such request
  2253. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  2254. I want to help.
  2255. Synapsid: I know you do
  2256. CelesbiasBeard: stupid browser
  2257. CelesbiasBeard hugs. <3
  2258. Synapsid:
  2259. CelesbiasBeard: <3.
  2260. Sorry about dredging stuff up.
  2261. Synapsid: http://synapsid1138.deviantart.com/favourites/50189799#/d4ht724
  2262. I like that a lot
  2263. Everything must be perfect. I must make everything perfect. I cannot fail.
  2264. And after all, what is perfection but the only way to prove they were wrong about you?
  2265. All of them
  2266. Everyone who hurt you all those years.
  2267. I love Twilight Sparkle so much.
  2268. She would understand.
  2269. CelesbiasBeard: My own idea of perfect is 99.999%.
  2270. Perfect is only possible in math and other natural laws. Humans aren't meant to be perfect, otherwise we'd be robots or break our minds trying.
  2271. There's a good reason nobody worth listening to takes Ayn Rand seriously.
  2272. Synapsid: Ayn Rand
  2273. good lord
  2274. CelesbiasBeard: Exactly, right?
  2275. Synapsid: That intellectual sewer?
  2276. CelesbiasBeard:
  2277. Synapsid: I truly pity the one who takes Ayn Rand seriously.
  2278. I've got some books of hers round here somewhere and my god were they painful to read.
  2279. CelesbiasBeard: If I may conject as to Twilight Sparkle:
  2280. I can certainly see her wanting you to try your goddamnedest at whatever
  2281. Study the shit out of things
  2282. Read like hell
  2283. BUT
  2284. She also ran at a normal pace in that one RD/AJ race episode, got fifth (good for a first timer!) and *was happy with herself* about it
  2285. This "100% or else I'VE FAILED ZOMG" mood is more Lesson Zero of her
  2286. It made her go fucking crazy and completely against type
  2287. Synapsid: Why do you think I love that epsisode so much
  2288. CelesbiasBeard: Because it's realistic in its deconstruction
  2289. I LOVE breakdown eps
  2290. Synapsid: And none of her friends would help her.
  2291. It just goes to show you
  2292. Your friends will betray you in the end.
  2293. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  2294. That's not what I got from it.
  2295. Synapsid: The insanity of ever trusting anyone
  2296. CelesbiasBeard: That goes against the whole point of her part in the pilot
  2297. Among other eps ._.
  2298. Synapsid: And yet they betray her again, don't they?
  2299. In the finale
  2300. Everyone betrays her
  2301. Even her beloved teacher
  2302. They all betray her.
  2303. CelesbiasBeard: They *misunderstand* her, yes
  2304. Synapsid: It's treason
  2305. Capnpaddy: ^
  2306. CelesbiasBeard: You can't have treason without reason
  2307. Even if it's a bad one
  2308. I'm sure they didn't mean to ._.
  2309. Synapsid: They all betray her every last one of them because they are blindsided by their selfish desires
  2310. Friends my flank
  2311. CelesbiasBeard: ...which finale?
  2312. Capnpaddy: Hey our super smart friend who has personally known the bride for years says somethings up
  2313. CelesbiasBeard: Oh
  2314. Synapsid: Totally ignore that shit, capn
  2315. Capnpaddy: side with the person giving them dresses calls friends crazy
  2316. Synapsid: Yep
  2317. Totes legit
  2318. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  2319. Capnpaddy: If dash is the element of loyalty im the element of hard work
  2320. Synapsid: heh
  2321. Element of Loyaly my ass
  2322. The entire finale is one big lesson in how Twi's friends are a fucking abject failure as friends.
  2323. Capnpaddy: Mayhaps season 3 will introduce new better friends
  2324. Synapsid: Unlikely
  2325. Capnpaddy: With trust and similar intrests
  2326. Synapsid: It almost makes you wish Chrysalis had won
  2327. CelesbiasBeard: Element of Discovery?
  2328. Synapsid: Element of OMG HOW ABOUT WE ACTUALLY BE REAL FRIENDS
  2329. CelesbiasBeard: Because conflict = story
  2330. To some people ._.
  2331. Synapsid: Fine, but then don't pretend that after so abjectly betraying her, Twi and her so-called "friend" can ever be a unit again
  2332. friends*
  2333. Twice now they've done it
  2334. Capnpaddy: I wanted to write a fanfic like that but i was too lazy
  2335. Synapsid: And the second time they nearly destroyed Equestria
  2336. They only were stopped because of the Shining Armor/Cadence deus ex machina
  2337. Capnpaddy: Where she returns to canterlot to persue more magical studys as her friends never come through for her
  2338. CelesbiasBeard: This is why I don't like critiquing things I like ._.
  2339. Synapsid: What capn said
  2340. CelesbiasBeard: There are a lot of dei ex machina
  2341. Synapsid: And this one comes with particularly noxious baggage
  2342. CelesbiasBeard: Celestia fixing everything in Lesson Zero
  2343. Capnpaddy: Letters in dischord
  2344. CelesbiasBeard: That too
  2345. Pinkie's one-pie-band
  2346. Synapsid: The point here is that Twi's friends are useless
  2347. When it really comes down to them showing their true friendship
  2348. They fail her
  2349. CelesbiasBeard: Comically
  2350. Capnpaddy: They arent useless. They are useless friends.
  2351. Synapsid: Disastrously, not comically
  2352. CelesbiasBeard: Both..?
  2353. Synapsid: Comically maybe in Lesson Zero, but that's a foreshadowing of the disaster of the finale
  2354. Where Equestria is nearly destroyed.
  2355. Capnpaddy: Because her friends are incapable of learning lessons in friendship
  2356. Synapsid: Which would never have fucking happened had her so-called friends stopped for one second to take her concerns seriously.
  2357. Synapsid hates that goddamned episode so much
  2358. CelesbiasBeard: Sometimes I really wish the show had taken more of an adventuring turn
  2359. Capnpaddy: Yeah
  2360. CelesbiasBeard: This slice-of-life stuff is just ...ugh x_x
  2361. Capnpaddy: I hope they mention the finale betrayl at some point
  2362. Synapsid: They won't
  2363. CelesbiasBeard: Because the target demographic has short memories
  2364. Pretty much
  2365. Synapsid: This is why in my head canon Twi, who will be and is destined to be more powerful even than CElestia, eventually overthrows her mentor and her "friends"
  2366. Capnpaddy: I think part of the appeal of MLP is rediscovering that cartoons can be really cool even at an older age
  2367. Synapsid: And becomes the sole ruler of Equestria
  2368. CelesbiasBeard: Syn
  2369. You should write this
  2370. I would read it
  2371. Synapsid: Other people already have done that
  2372. CelesbiasBeard: Where?
  2373. Synapsid: There isn't a single original idea left for pony fics
  2374. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  2375. Synapsid: And I can't write fiction anway
  2376. CelesbiasBeard: brb, foooooood
  2377. Capnpaddy: I enjoy AT more than MLP now
  2378. Synapsid: The fuck is AT
  2379. Capnpaddy: Adventure time
  2380. Synapsid: A poor decision
  2381. Capnpaddy: Some of the limits of mlps target audience make how they handle some stuff pretty stupid
  2382. CelesbiasBeard: I want a "grown-up MLP" sequel series
  2383. Capnpaddy: Could be cool but wouldnt sell toys
  2384. CelesbiasBeard: Fuck toys
  2385. Synapsid: True all of this
  2386. But to turn against ponies
  2387. I am in a den of heretics
  2388. CelesbiasBeard: There are no toy lines for Dexter's Laboratory or Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
  2389. Or Powerpuff Girls
  2390. I really wish Faust would follow that lead
  2391. With this series-of-hers too
  2392. Capnpaddy: Yes but MLP has always been a toy line with a show
  2393. CelesbiasBeard: Alas
  2394. Synapsid: Faust clearly has moved on
  2395. And has little apparent care anymore for ponies
  2396. CelesbiasBeard: ...further alas
  2397. Synapsid: But I never worshipped Faust anywa
  2398. Like most bronies do
  2399. The show quickly took on its own life beyond what she thought about it.
  2400. CelesbiasBeard: It just ended up that a lot of my favorite shows when I was moderately younger happen to have been made by her or people she's worked with
  2401. Synapsid: And I remain convinced that secretly she does not particulalry like bronies
  2402. She wanted a show that would seize the imagination of young girls
  2403. not twentysomething men
  2404. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  2405. Capnpaddy: I never really watched many cartoons when i was younger i was more into vidya
  2406. CelesbiasBeard: Vidyagaemz
  2407. This I was also into
  2408. Torrenting AT, might drop off here...
  2409. Capnpaddy: brb fooding
  2410. CelesbiasBeard: Syn
  2411. What's your favorite episode and why?
  2412. Synapsid: A difficult question
  2413. Not one I can easily answer.
  2414. CelesbiasBeard: I don't mind waiting
  2415. Synapsid: I don't even know if I can pick
  2416. I can more easily tell you episodes for which I've no use
  2417. Like this one, e.g.
  2418. And you know precisely what I think of that goddamned finale.
  2419. CelesbiasBeard: Yes
  2420. Synapsid: It is really an impossible question, "which episode is best"
  2421. CelesbiasBeard tickles Syn
  2422. CelesbiasBeard: I said 'favorite'
  2423. Synapsid: Hmm
  2424. Favorite
  2425. I'd at least have to break it by season
  2426. Favorite for 2 would be either Lesson Zero or The Last Roundup
  2427. Favorite for 1
  2428. That is pretty difficult
  2429. CelesbiasBeard: Roundup?
  2430. Whyfor o.o
  2431. Synapsid: If we're going for favorite only, it is because I absolutely love AJ
  2432. CelesbiasBeard:
  2433. Most underappreciated pony ever
  2434. Synapsid: Yes
  2435. She is
  2436. And it angers me
  2437. If Twilight did not exist, AJ would be best pony
  2438. Without question.
  2439. CelesbiasBeard: I'm not angry, just disappointed
  2440. She comes off as such a stereotype that people dismiss her outright
  2441. Synapsid: BUt she doesn't
  2442. People just treat her that way
  2443. CelesbiasBeard: But she's actually pretty awesome
  2444. I mean, they pour on the gravy pretty thick XD
  2445. Yawl
  2446. Synapsid: People are morons
  2447. They like flash and glitz
  2448. CelesbiasBeard: I really liked that one point, I forget which episode, where she and Mac briefly switched roles
  2449. Synapsid: So they love DAshie
  2450. Or Rarity
  2451. CelesbiasBeard: She was too angry at the CMC to respond with more than Eeyup or Nope XD
  2452. Synapsid: Character is less popular than the appearance of character, which is why AJ, e.g., is so constantly slighted
  2453. CelesbiasBeard: True
  2454. It could be said that
  2455. Synapsid: AJ is what Dashie is SUPPOSED to be: loyal and dependable.
  2456. CelesbiasBeard: People don't like honesty when it shows them something they can't relate to
  2457. Synapsid: Except for when twice in a row she fucking betrays Twilight.
  2458. Dashie and Rarity are "cool" ponies, and it is hard to avoid the judgment, but if you consider their characters
  2459. CelesbiasBeard: Dash does? o.o
  2460. Synapsid: They are actually really loathsome
  2461. Dashie is a narcissistic self-centered prick
  2462. CelesbiasBeard: True
  2463. Synapsid: And Rarity is a shallow little diva
  2464. CelesbiasBeard: True
  2465. I don't relate to either of them o.o
  2466. Synapsid: I'd have zero use for either of them if I were in Ponyville
  2467. CelesbiasBeard: This episode does nothing for me
  2468. Synapsid: This is also why I have come to like Fluts. Fluts seems like a useless omg-I'm-so-shy-and-demure stereotype
  2469. But give her time and she actually has strength
  2470. CelesbiasBeard: But she can stand up to things ^_^
  2471. Synapsid: She is unpretentious and unaffected
  2472. CelesbiasBeard: That cockatrice thing
  2473. Iron Will
  2474. Herself, when it came time to refill that cloud from the lake
  2475. Synapsid: And yes, when it is really important, she can and will stand to the right thing
  2476. CelesbiasBeard: Pinkie, though...
  2477. Synapsid: And Pinkie may seem like a useless party whore, but, when it really comes to it, she'll care more about making others happy than she will about herself.
  2478. That was clear even from her treatment of Gilda
  2479. CelesbiasBeard: Yes
  2480. Selfless, maybe
  2481. Synapsid: Gilda deserved to be tarred and feathered and driven out of town on a rail
  2482. CelesbiasBeard: Tarred and PLUCKED
  2483. Synapsid: And yet Pinkie was more concerned with trying to get her to change her ways
  2484. CelesbiasBeard: 'Tis true
  2485. Synapsid: Anyway, my point is that Rarity and Dashie are actually the worst ponies
  2486. However cool they may appear.
  2487. CelesbiasBeard: Yes indeed
  2488. Generous loyal beatings are in order
  2489. Until morale improves
  2490. Synapsid: Fluts, AJ, and Twi could themselves encompass the entire spectrum of the Elements
  2491. Maybe with Pinkie thrown in
  2492. CelesbiasBeard: Pinkie for comic relief
  2493. Synapsid: Well, Macbeth needs the gatekeeper, so I suppose MLP needs Pinkie
  2494. CelesbiasBeard: XD
  2495. I want to go Macbeth on half the cast of this show
  2496. Synapsid: The thing that really turned me against Rarity was Sweet and Elite
  2497. CelesbiasBeard: STAB STAB STAB STAB
  2498. Synapsid: Which so many people think shows how great Rarity is
  2499. But before that time I did to
  2500. I'd initially been absolutely against Rarity
  2501. Then I did a volte-face
  2502. CelesbiasBeard: Volte-face?
  2503. Synapsid: A total change of position
  2504. CelesbiasBeard: ...oh
  2505. Synapsid: An about face
  2506. CelesbiasBeard: French for about-face XD
  2507. Synapsid: Anyway
  2508. CelesbiasBeard: Awesome
  2509. New word!
  2510. Synapsid: I did
  2511. And then after watching Sweet and Elite about te n times
  2512. CelesbiasBeard: XDXD
  2513. Synapsid: I began to think what it said about Rarity that those fucking insipid, shallow, conceited ponies in Canterlot were the type of creatures she above all wanted to be like
  2514. And have the approval of
  2515. I mean, what the hell does that say about her?
  2516. Viz. that she herself is insipid, shallow, conceited, vain
  2517. CelesbiasBeard: I want the show to have a death episode
  2518. Where someone else will be the new Element of whoever dies
  2519. Synapsid: They'd kill off one of the worthwhile ponies
  2520. CelesbiasBeard: And actually embody it this tim
  2521. e
  2522. Synapsid: They'd kill Twi or AJ or something
  2523. Which would figure
  2524. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  2525. Synapsid: More likely, though, is that they'd just add in a new element with no explanation or rationale at all
  2526. Like they added in Twi's brother and Cadence
  2527. And then force the writers to work around that
  2528. However improbably and poorly written the result would be.
  2529. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  2530. Yeah, that big-brother song is really one of the low points of the show
  2531. Ooh, AJ epi
  2532. Unmuting
  2533. And now for the awesomeness
  2534. What do you like about this ep?
  2535. Synapsid: What is not to like about it>
  2536. It treates AJ excellently and with depth
  2537. It gave us Derpy before the fucking PC fuckheads ruined everything
  2538. CelesbiasBeard: OH
  2539. RIGHT!
  2540. Synapsid: It is fun while also being important
  2541. CelesbiasBeard: Is this the unaltered one?
  2542. Synapsid: It just combines all the elements that would make an episode in the show good
  2543. It is always the unaltered one
  2544. CelesbiasBeard:
  2545. Synapsid: The one uncorrupted by those fucking idiots.
  2546. I swear to Celestia I'd have them all crucified.
  2547. CelesbiasBeard: Pardon me while I find the altered one for comparison
  2548. Just to remind myself
  2549. How it could have been if they'd gotten their hands on it
  2550. Just like "The Matrix" had no sequels and "Star Wars" and "Indiana Jones" are both only three movies
  2551. And, uh, what else
  2552. Synapsid: The supposed "Star Trek" movie by J. J. Abrams
  2553. CelesbiasBeard: Holy shit
  2554. Yes
  2555. This Derpy is better
  2556. Synapsid: Surely there was no doubt on this matter
  2557. CelesbiasBeard: Absolutely none
  2558. That other fake traitor nobody UNPONY sounds ...normal.
  2559. Synapsid: It still fills me with anger that those idiots did what they did.
  2560. And it fills me with even more anger that so sizable a bunch of bronies said "it's so stupid to get angry about this"
  2561. CelesbiasBeard: Yes
  2562. Synapsid: Just as I've not the slightest patience for this massive contingent of bronies who are constantly saying "We're so fucked and insane--like clinically insane--to be bronies, and we need to find the
  2563. reason we're so fucked up"
  2564. CelesbiasBeard: There are too many normal people in the demography of cartoon characters
  2565. What is this contingent?
  2566. Synapsid: It's massive
  2567. Just read the mane sub
  2568. you'll find no end of them
  2569. CelesbiasBeard: @_@
  2570. Capnpaddy: Talking about everfree?
  2571. CelesbiasBeard: everfree?
  2572. Capnpaddy: Some pony convension
  2573. Synapsid: Only the "ironic" bronies compete with them. The ones who are "ironically" bronies, because there's something "ironic"--whatever the fuck that even means--about being a brony.
  2574. I don't know about Everfree
  2575. These sorts have been around a while
  2576. And they've both been saying what they say for a long time.
  2577. Capnpaddy: Someone on tumblr posted something complaining about bronies behaviour and stuff and people went nutsack crazy about it and of course it was all bullshit
  2578. Synapsid: The ironic bronies claim that nothing about being a brony is worth taking seriously at all and that we're all bronies just because...irony or something
  2579. I hate them only slighty less than the "we're all insane" set
  2580. CelesbiasBeard: Fuck hipsters anyway
  2581. Also, this scene
  2582. Is awesome
  2583. Synapsid: Yes, it is
  2584. CelesbiasBeard: And not only because of the I Love Lucy cake factory reference
  2585. Synapsid: Indeed
  2586. CelesbiasBeard: Poor AJ
  2587. Syn
  2588. Syyyn
  2589. Synapsid: What
  2590. CelesbiasBeard: Syyyyyyyyyyyyyyyn
  2591. .
  2592. That's all
  2593. Synapsid:
  2594. CelesbiasBeard: There is *so much* character in those few seconds immediately after the rabbit skid-out
  2595. I love the storyboarding
  2596. Synapsid: This is an excellent episode
  2597. CelesbiasBeard: 'Tis
  2598. Also
  2599. Rarity fell on her ass
  2600. So that's a plus
  2601. Synapsid: Yes
  2602. CelesbiasBeard: And she had to suffer Pinkie being Pinkie *all the way home.*
  2603. So that's a plus.
  2604. Dammit Rainbow get outta frame
  2605. You're blocking Twi
  2606. Do you know when S3 will start?
  2607. Synapsid: Our comments would earn us the undying hatred of so many bronies...
  2608. For whom Rarity is a goddess
  2609. No, I've no idea when it starts
  2610. CelesbiasBeard: Rarity is the classy high-society madam most bronies will never ever EVER meet in real life
  2611. I would rather have a bookwormy type or an animal lover
  2612. Synapsid: You can have the animal-lover
  2613. The bookworm is mine.
  2614. My Twilight.
  2615. CelesbiasBeard: Or someone who *does something* like work a farm despite the relative underappreciatedness of her work
  2616. Without AJ Ponyville would fucking starve
  2617. Synapsid: Or AJ, just as long as we are clear on who Twi goes with
  2618. Viz. me
  2619. CelesbiasBeard: We need to be kinder to the unseen people we all depend on.
  2620. The help, to use a fucking disgusting phrase that nevertheless is understood by most people
  2621. "The customer is always right" is a very large reason that the mood in this country is shit
  2622. Synapsid: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT AS A BUYER
  2623. TO BE A BUYER IS TO BE THE PARAGON OF FREEDOM
  2624. CelesbiasBeard: XD
  2625. Hell, you can even buy people.
  2626. Synapsid: IF YOU OPPOSE ABSOLUTE BUYER-FREEDOM YOU OPPOSE FREEDOM YOU FUCKING COMMUNIST
  2627. CelesbiasBeard: XDXD
  2628. ...are you joking? Honestly?
  2629. Synapsid:
  2630. CelesbiasBeard: XDXDXD
  2631. I hate these guys
  2632. Fucking corner-cutting charlatans
  2633. The Flimflam Bros. are the McDonald's of apple cider
  2634. Synapsid: Actually
  2635. CB
  2636. you should know the terrible truth
  2637. CelesbiasBeard: ?
  2638. Synapsid: I said I didn't like country music. According to some people, this makes me a shill for capitalism
  2639. Or a fascist
  2640. Or something
  2641. CelesbiasBeard: XD
  2642. Synapsid: So yeah
  2643. CelesbiasBeard: I don't have "genres I don't like"
  2644. Synapsid: I do beacuse I am literally worse than Hitler.
  2645. CelesbiasBeard: I like a few artists in just about every genre
  2646. Synapsid: I just wanted to let you know this
  2647. CelesbiasBeard: But not an entire genre as a whole
  2648. Know what?
  2649. Synapsid: That I'm a fascist
  2650. Because I don't like country music.
  2651. CelesbiasBeard: Hold on a second
  2652. Synapsid: Or a capitalist-shill
  2653. I haven't quite figured out which
  2654. But anyway
  2655. EVIL
  2656. CelesbiasBeard: Okay, so
  2657. Fascism
  2658. Are you a nationalist?
  2659. Synapsid: I hate country music
  2660. So I must be
  2661. ...right?
  2662. CelesbiasBeard: XD
  2663. Do you recognize basic human rights?
  2664. Synapsid: Anyway the point is I definitely support class divisions and am against the proletariat
  2665. Because I hate country music.
  2666. So
  2667. Evil
  2668. CelesbiasBeard: Is it common for you to scapegoat people?
  2669. Synapsid: I just thought I should warn you.
  2670. Trollio: Just here for like half an hour
  2671. CelesbiasBeard: Sup
  2672. Trollio: then i have to leave for das school
  2673. CelesbiasBeard:
  2674. Hey Trollio
  2675. Trollio: :\
  2676. hi
  2677. CelesbiasBeard: Pull up a screen, watch some ponies
  2678. Synapsid: No doubt he will there be taught how to oppress women
  2679. And blacks
  2680. CelesbiasBeard: Syn is deadpanning btw
  2681. Trollio: yeah, whole lot of oppression goes on there
  2682. Synapsid: Probably hispanics
  2683. Also
  2684. CelesbiasBeard: Sarcasm is awesome
  2685. Trollio: no, all the teachers are hispanics
  2686. CelesbiasBeard: Also Chinamen
  2687. Synapsid: Why, English itself is a racist language
  2688. Trollio: that makes no sense
  2689. Synapsid: It also rapes women
  2690. CelesbiasBeard: Which is not the preferred nomenclature, dudes
  2691. Synapsid: Literally
  2692. Trollio: english is all the languages smushed together
  2693. CelesbiasBeard: Syn, are you still joking?
  2694. Synapsid: Oh man, no, CB. English is worse than Nazism.
  2695. CelesbiasBeard: XD
  2696. Synapsid: It's the most evil thing ever.
  2697. Trollio: yep
  2698. Synapsid: It perpetuates a phallogocentric discourse.
  2699. Trollio: which is good for me?
  2700. CelesbiasBeard: Hmph
  2701. Synapsid: It perpetuates the hegemonic narrative.
  2702. CelesbiasBeard: Phallocentric?
  2703. Try HUMANOcentric
  2704. Synapsid: No
  2705. Trollio: o3o
  2706. Synapsid: English is inherently sexist, CB.
  2707. CelesbiasBeard: You know what we need?
  2708. Trollio: cancer?
  2709. Synapsid: Clearly you've not read the appropriate literature.
  2710. CelesbiasBeard: Poniocentrism
  2711. Trollio: that's something i could get excited about
  2712. Synapsid: English also kicks puppies in the face. With a jackboot. Made of discourse.
  2713. Also, power/knowledge.
  2714. Trollio: cool
  2715. sounds like a nice guy
  2716. Synapsid: Also something something monolingualism of the other.
  2717. CelesbiasBeard: XD
  2718. Trollio: i only know a bit of german
  2719. Synapsid: Clearly we need to interrogate the Other with the elements of differance and disruptivity.
  2720. Trollio: i dropped out after like 10 classes
  2721. CelesbiasBeard: Element of fucktardery
  2722. Trollio: can i get that one?
  2723. Synapsid:
  2724. I do New Left postmodern newspeak so good
  2725. Trollio: is it taken yet?
  2726. CelesbiasBeard: Syn
  2727. Teach me this New Left postmodernism
  2728. Synapsid: Here, read this Foucault and then worship it everyday
  2729. Then read this Butler
  2730. Repeat
  2731. Then read this Derrida
  2732. CelesbiasBeard: Octavia Butler?
  2733. Synapsid: Repeat
  2734. CelesbiasBeard: Mmm
  2735. Synapsid: Judith Butler, silly
  2736. CelesbiasBeard: Oh
  2737. Synapsid: Also, use the word "discourse" whenever possible
  2738. And "narrative
  2739. Also say "interrogate" a lot
  2740. CelesbiasBeard: I don't want to sound like Thomas Friedman
  2741. Synapsid: And "problematize"
  2742. Also "hermeneutics"
  2743. Say that as much as possible
  2744. CelesbiasBeard: Syn, lemme show you a really fantastic interview
  2745. Trollio: the mayors name is mayor mare right?
  2746. CelesbiasBeard: ...fuck, I don't have the link yet, but lemme get back to you
  2747. Synapsid: ohohohoho
  2748. OH
  2749. CelesbiasBeard: Thomas Friedman interviewed by an Australian show
  2750. Synapsid: OH OH OH
  2751. OH
  2752. And "intertextuality"
  2753. You have to say that
  2754. CelesbiasBeard: They rake him over the fucking coals
  2755. Synapsid: All the time
  2756. CelesbiasBeard: It's beautiful
  2757. Synapsid: And make sure you use "the Other" at least in every other sentence
  2758. And use a lot of quotation marks
  2759. Around words that normally wouldn ot have them
  2760. "Like" "this"
  2761. Trollio: so... use grammar and long words that sound fancy?
  2762. Synapsid: Also, turn adjectives and nouns into verbs wherever possible
  2763. CelesbiasBeard: Syn
  2764. http://www.radionz.co.nz/national/programmes/saturday/audio/2500849/thomas-friedman-globalisation-and-the-usa
  2765. Listen to that
  2766. It is hilarious
  2767. Synapsid: Must I listen to it now?
  2768. CelesbiasBeard: No, but
  2769. Synapsid: Everyone knows he's a moron
  2770. Trollio: I wonder if they'd let me bring a waterbottle full of cocaine to school
  2771. CelesbiasBeard: Especially around the 45m mark
  2772. Synapsid: He's like a Jared Diamond
  2773. CelesbiasBeard: She asks him "So, you're a rich person", as a prelude to some other question, and he LOSES. HIS. SHIT.
  2774. Trollio: sounds awesomes sauce
  2775. Synapsid: Just claim your interrogating the phallogocentrism of the monolingual Other that "is" and "is" not in the intertexuality of the "discourse" of the hegemon
  2776. Trollio
  2777. That will work
  2778. you're*
  2779. CelesbiasBeard: Just another difference between American media and actual media
  2780. Synapsid: OMFG YOU CAN'T ASK ME THAT COMMUNIST
  2781. Trollio: One time on a minecraft serve i own this guy was on the teamspeak server, and i casually mentioned that i enjoy ponies, and he FLIPPED. HIS. SHIT.
  2782. kept screaming
  2783. CelesbiasBeard: That's essentially how he responded
  2784. Trollio: this is like an 8 year old too
  2785. Synapsid: Oh, 8 year olds...
  2786. Trollio: lololol
  2787. CelesbiasBeard: Anyway
  2788. Synapsid: The concentrated stupid of humanity
  2789. Trollio: yep
  2790. Synapsid: Until they turn 15
  2791. CelesbiasBeard: It doesn't stop at 15
  2792. Believe me
  2793. Synapsid: Then they're even more the concentrated stupid of humanity, CB
  2794. Trollio: also there are those commercials that say basically "i do some kind of sciency job.....AND IM A MORMON"
  2795. CelesbiasBeard: I know some of my middle-school asshole classmates tangentially through Facebook
  2796. Believe me, the stupid doesn't stop at 15
  2797. Synapsid: I love those "I'm a Mormon" commercials
  2798. Trollio: everyone in my highschool is on pot
  2799. Synapsid: They're so laughably pathetic.
  2800. CelesbiasBeard: Pot is not the problem
  2801. Trollio: and most of them are 16+
  2802. CelesbiasBeard: Stupid people are the problem, and they happen to use pot
  2803. Trollio: It does make douchebags act like mega douches
  2804. Synapsid: I was only backhandedly saying the stupid stopped at 15
  2805. You did not read my comment.
  2806. CelesbiasBeard: ...rereading
  2807. Trollio: 15 is where the stupid gets weeded out of the people who have a future
  2808. Synapsid: hahahahahahahah
  2809. CelesbiasBeard: Oh. Okay, I get it now ^_^
  2810. Synapsid:
  2811. Oh trollio
  2812. You are so naive.
  2813. 15 is where the stupid gets rewarded in the people who have a future.
  2814. And that's why they've a future.
  2815. Trollio: Lemme tell you, i am NOT impressed with my generation
  2816. CelesbiasBeard: Me neither
  2817. Synapsid: To be fair to your generation, the problem is really humanity itself.
  2818. CelesbiasBeard: Come to think, which generation is that? When were you born?
  2819. Trollio: well im 16ish
  2820. CelesbiasBeard: Goddammit
  2821. You're all idiots
  2822. Trollio:
  2823. awww
  2824. CelesbiasBeard: Every single fucking one of you
  2825. Trollio: awww
  2826. harsh
  2827. that hurts my feelings bro ;_;
  2828. Synapsid: Very harsh, since humans just in virtue of being humans are idiots.
  2829. CelesbiasBeard: There is SO MUCH SHIT that you simply don't know, by the mere un-fixable circumstance of not having experienced as much as I have
  2830. Synapsid: Quite aside from their age.
  2831. Experience will TOTALLY fix it
  2832. CelesbiasBeard: I really wish young people were smarter
  2833. Synapsid:
  2834. Trollio: I cannot stand people who use the word swag to mean anything other than loot/possesions
  2835. CelesbiasBeard: Point in your favor
  2836. Trollio: Or people who use the term YOLO
  2837. CelesbiasBeard: Another point
  2838. But by being born later than me there's that many days during which you hadn't earned any points at all
  2839. Because you weren't alive yet
  2840. Synapsid: Don't worry. Just add some experience and a pinch of magic and people will be competent, intelligent, and totally worthy of bearing complete sovereignty as guaranteed them by democracy.
  2841. What could possibly go wrong?
  2842. Trollio: I plan just not to get attached to friends until colledge o3o
  2843. this is probably going to end up being not true ^
  2844. Synapsid: College is indeed the place to meet responsible and intellectually well-formed friends.
  2845. CelesbiasBeard: Everybody is smarter in college
  2846. Synapsid: Good god
  2847. When was the last time you were in college
  2848. Have you ever actually seen a college?
  2849. Trollio: If you care enough to get there, you're not going to dick it up any time soon
  2850. CelesbiasBeard: Because everybody has *also* just finished surviving the hell that is high school
  2851. Synapsid: College IS high school redux
  2852. CelesbiasBeard: ...well, okay, everybody SEEMS smarter
  2853. Synapsid: And if you think undergraduates are anything but vain and flaming morons
  2854. I've got terrible news for you.
  2855. And even worse: the graduate students are even worse.
  2856. CelesbiasBeard: I'm not familiar with undergrads ._.
  2857. Or grad students ._.
  2858. Tell me oh collegiate master of the universe
  2859. Synapsid: And the professors, they're the worst of all.
  2860. Trollio: Yeah, 5-10 of the people i vaguely know dropped out of highschool a week after school started
  2861. well, not that soon
  2862. Synapsid: You'd not find an honest intellect on campus if you went round with a torch in broad daylight.
  2863. Trollio: but still
  2864. CelesbiasBeard: ...
  2865. ...why use a torch in daylight?
  2866. Synapsid: It was a reference to Diogenes the Cynic
  2867. CelesbiasBeard: To burn them out of their nest?
  2868. Trollio: no idea who that is
  2869. CelesbiasBeard: brb, googling
  2870. Trollio: same here
  2871. Synapsid: Who went round Athens with a torch in day, and when asked why, answered that he was looking for an honest man.
  2872. CelesbiasBeard: XD
  2873. Trollio: mmmkay
  2874. i dont get these indiana jones style traps
  2875. why not just drop and entire room into a deathhole
  2876. Synapsid: I was unjust, actually. You might find an honest intellect on campus in the person of an administrator who happens to admit that the sole purpose of the university is to make money.
  2877. However it can
  2878. Quite regardless of any lofty pretensions about learning.
  2879. But such administrators are rare.
  2880. Trollio: The one at the local colledge i looked into is sort of like that
  2881. but no way im going to a shit school like that
  2882. Synapsid: But they're all like that.
  2883. Trollio: theyre campus smells like ass...all day....all the time
  2884. CelesbiasBeard: Brb, eating
  2885. Trollio: every room in the goddamn place smells like it
  2886. CelesbiasBeard: How would you know so intimately just what ass smells like?
  2887. Trollio: Ho shits, gots to go
  2888. CelesbiasBeard: This is what I ask every time I hear that
  2889. Trollio: i know what a lot of stuff smells like
  2890. o3o
  2891. bye bye
  2892. Synapsid: Sexually
  2893. CelesbiasBeard: I know, right?
  2894. I know what ass smells like
  2895. It's not pretty
  2896. Synapsid:
  2897. Oh do you...
  2898. CelesbiasBeard: brb food
  2899. I do
  2900. Also
  2901. It's disturbing how much gnocchi looks like botfly larva
  2902. Synapsid: I suppose
  2903. I don't relaly eat gnocchi
  2904. Or Italian in general
  2905. Though I did have an Italian once.
  2906. CelesbiasBeard: Gnocchi is awesome
  2907. Denderish pokes
  2908. CelesbiasBeard hugs
  2909. Denderish hugs back
  2910. CelesbiasBeard: Syn needs a hug too.
  2911. Shup Syn, you're getting a hug and that's final
  2912. Denderish: He sure is
  2913. CelesbiasBeard hugs Syn
  2914. Denderish hugs Syn too
  2915. Synapsid:
  2916. Denderish just hugs harder
  2917. Synapsid:
  2918. CelesbiasBeard:
  2919. Yes you are
  2920. Denderish:
  2921. CelesbiasBeard:
  2922. Hold still
  2923. Synapsid: This is hug rape
  2924. CelesbiasBeard: Then I'm a hug rapist.
  2925. Denderish: And you're the victim
  2926. Yay, we're a family
  2927. CelesbiasBeard: Lie back and enjoy it, biatch
  2928. Denderish 's humor is so bad
  2929. CelesbiasBeard hugs.
  2930. Synapsid enjoys it
  2931. CelesbiasBeard , clapist.
  2932. Denderish huggist
  2933. CelesbiasBeard clapes Syn something fierce <3
  2934. Synapsid: mmm
  2935. dat clape
  2936. That's so good
  2937. CelesbiasBeard:
  2938. Synapsid:
  2939. CelesbiasBeard: Clapitydoodah
  2940. Clapityhey
  2941. Also
  2942. This is the most pertinent episode to be playing in the background during discussion of clape
  2943. Denderish: And then chat died
  2944. Denderish hangs on Syn
  2945. Denderish: Syn
  2946. Pssst
  2947. Synapsid: yay
  2948. Denderish: What kind of house do you live in?
  2949. Because creeper vines could cool it down cheaply by taking the sunlight
  2950. Denderish: Dumb ST, disconnecting me
  2951. s: Ugh
  2952. Denderish: Hello there
  2953. s: keep getting script restriction 213 trying to connect to day z
  2954. Denderish: Why the "ugh"?
  2955. s: omg
  2956. i just noticed
  2957. the iron will ad was a popout
  2958. llazyllama: "nopony gives a fuck about your big-ass hats"
  2959. too funny
  2960. Denderish: Hi llama
  2961. llazyllama: hi
  2962. s: "nopony gives a fuck about your big ass-hats"
  2963. much better
  2964. i know this is one of many things about time travel but
  2965. how would she learn about canterlot achives having the spell in the first place
  2966. llazyllama: because future Twilight came and told her
  2967. Denderish: Pinkie told her
  2968. s: exactly
  2969. first plae
  2970. pre loop
  2971. she didnt even know it was possible
  2972. Denderish: There is no "first time" the loop happened
  2973. It happens once
  2974. s: penis
  2975. CelesbiasBeard: Damn
  2976. I missed the time-fcuk episode?
  2977. Denderish: CB!
  2978. llazyllama: yes you did
  2979. Denderish: Give a man a hug
  2980. CelesbiasBeard:
  2981. CelesbiasBeard grouphugs you all
  2982. CelesbiasBeard: I hope Synapsid is doing okay
  2983. We had a looong talk about depressing stuff overnight ._.
  2984. Denderish: He's not online on skype either. His leg was acting up
  2985. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  2986. Le sigh
  2987. ?
  2988. ...bah, damn browser
  2989. Llama, how're you?
  2990. llazyllama: Honestly?
  2991. Pretty awful
  2992. CelesbiasBeard hugs.
  2993. CelesbiasBeard: What's going on?
  2994. llazyllama: well, I might be losing my car/bike/house in October
  2995. oh, and hob
  2996. *job
  2997. CelesbiasBeard:
  2998. What the buck
  2999. Why
  3000. llazyllama: yeah, I'll know more soon hopefully. for now I'm in limbo
  3001. Denderish: That's scary
  3002. CelesbiasBeard: ._.
  3003. Denderish: I hope stuff works out
  3004. llazyllama: yeah, it would pretty much mean the last 10 years of my life were wasted, as I have no education past high school, and no marketable skills that translate to civilian life
  3005. So yeah, good times
  3006. CelesbiasBeard: Civilian life
  3007. Zombieboy1257: What is happening for you to lose all that?
  3008. llazyllama: My re-enlistment in October might be getting denied
  3009. CelesbiasBeard: I'm sure there's a veteran retraining program you can make use of
  3010. Isn't that covered under the GI Bill?
  3011. Or something like going into higher education?
  3012. llazyllama: The GI Bill does give us a bit of money to use for school, yes. I'd still be homeless and without a vehicle though
  3013. CelesbiasBeard: Fuuuck
  3014. Zombieboy1257: Have you got enough spare cash to stay somewhere cheap while finding a new job, if it happens?
  3015. llazyllama: I'm about 9K in debt, actually
  3016. Zombieboy1257: ...crap
  3017. llazyllama: hooray, maxed out credit card
  3018. CelesbiasBeard: Fuckitydoodah
  3019. llazyllama: yeah, I need to start looking into bankruptcy
  3020. CelesbiasBeard hugs s'more.
  3021. Zombieboy1257: Any friends/family you could temporarily stay with?
  3022. CelesbiasBeard: Yes
  3023. This is a good idea
  3024. llazyllama: in Texas, yeah
  3025. CelesbiasBeard: Where are you now?
  3026. llazyllama: and I think that if I separate, they're legally obligated to transport me to my home of record, which would be Texas
  3027. South Dakota at the moment
  3028. CelesbiasBeard: Separate? O_O
  3029. llazyllama: separate from the military, yeah
  3030. CelesbiasBeard: Oh
  3031. I should think if you send word to your Texas family now, while they still have time to prepare for you *possibly* needing to stay there while you're getting back on your feet
  3032. Then they'll be more amenable to it than if you just show up out of nowhere
  3033. s: the fact that they can call a manditory meeting for ALL pegasi makes me wonder how thier legal system works
  3034. CelesbiasBeard: Much less why they're holding this meeting on the ground
  3035. Denderish: It's a meeting for the Ponyville pegasi
  3036. s: ^
  3037. CelesbiasBeard: The entirety of the pegasus population of Ponyville fits in the library?
  3038. Huh
  3039. s:
  3040. CelesbiasBeard:
  3041. s:
  3042. CelesbiasBeard: I missed that guy
  3043. Denderish: That or just the first to arrive were in there
  3044. s:
  3045. CelesbiasBeard:
  3046. s:
  3047. CelesbiasBeard:
  3048. s:
  3049. CelesbiasBeard:
  3050. s:
  3051. CelesbiasBeard: One dozen dancing Twifillies can't be wrong
  3052. /twijoy
  3053. /twijoy
  3054. /twijoy
  3055. /twijoy
  3056. /twijoy
  3057. /twijoy
  3058. /twijoy
  3059. /twijoy
  3060. /twijoy
  3061. /twijoy
  3062. /twijoy
  3063. /twijoy
  3064. s: it is if you do it wrong
  3065. CelesbiasBeard: ...
  3066. How the hell did I get that wrong
  3067. /twijoy
  3068. What the buck
  3069. There we go
  3070. ...wait
  3071. What the hell
  3072. s:
  3073. CelesbiasBeard: What the heeeeeell
  3074. s:
  3075. CelesbiasBeard: My emotes have failed me
  3076. s:
  3077. CelesbiasBeard: Time to drink the failure away
  3078. s:
  3079. CelesbiasBeard:
  3080. Denderish: badadadum *snap* *snap* badadadum *snap* *snap* badadadum badadadum badadadum *snap* *snap*
  3081. CelesbiasBeard:
  3082. What
  3083. What the buck is this
  3084. Okay, I'm done emoting now
  3085. Done for the day
  3086. Denderish:
  3087. Emotes even for coffee
  3088. CelesbiasBeard:
  3089. Have some Twifilly brain bleach
  3090. And revel in the majesty of Miss Purple Bacon Tail
  3091. Denderish: Try typing in weed
  3092. CelesbiasBeard:
  3093. /weed
  3094. Nothing
  3095. Denderish: It's that one guy from what ever
  3096. CelesbiasBeard: ...?
  3097. Denderish: No, in the nallar search bar
  3098. Capnpaddy:
  3099. .
  3100. CArl sagan
  3101. CelesbiasBeard:
  3102. s:
  3103. /ilfflutteryay
  3104. /ilfrflutteryay
  3105. i made a penis out of emotes
  3106. ilf is the balls
  3107. CelesbiasBeard: And now for something completely different
  3108. s: ponies
  3109. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
  3110. fucking battle eye
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