duet by smashblu and runu is somewhere in here

smashblu: dat Wham!

Slowpon kills the 40. sadface.

greedosux: i had i ridiculous idea for bronycon: get a stand and sell pony food. basically edibles that have been seen on the show

BrianC1006: syn when did we buy our tickets

smashblu: That's a great idea

Slowpon: I would love to sell cannabis edibles but I'd probably be arrested within the hour

but it would be fun.

smashblu: lol

unconspicuous: I'm going to bring some prints of the squidpony poster

esPhys: Hey Brian, where did you say you were picking up FF1?

BrianC1006: in boston

unconspicuous: I even asked the original creator... and he didn't even care

BrianC1006: hes comin to me

then we off

Slowpon: fuck this guy is too pretty

BrianC1006: ^

Epigonic: Yeah

Slowpon: heteroshields are fading

Epigonic: Like it was any fuckin' surprise when he came out as gay later

smashblu: squidpony? http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0g3pfFeDH1qbale4o1_500.png

greedosux: ...when is morissey???

smashblu: He is quite fetching

Epigonic: He's darlingl

unconspicuous: no, this infamous monster

http://psychoduck21.deviantart.com/art/My-Little-Squidward-FiT-263925510

Epigonic: those shorts

esPhys: lol, you understand that if I go, I'm going to have the most awkward customs conversation ever

BrianC1006: why

smashblu: dis song

BrianC1006: <----

so good

unconspicuous: oh god this song

BrianC1006: i love this

greedosux:

Slowpon: k I need a chaser to realign my dick after that last one

3:12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wmJ5DD9W2s

smashblu: Fuck I can't sing Queen

Slowpon: this should do

Epigonic: Dat Bowie

greedosux: don't sing queen, sing bowie

smashblu: We doing 70s tomorrow?

esPhys: I feel like if I tell customs that I'm going to new york to go to a convention dedicated to my little pony will very much confuse the border guard, and when stupid people get confused they get angry

Epigonic: You'll be alright, esPhys

Don't tell them that

smashblu: Do we have any other Bowie songs on the list?

greedosux: "catpeople" was 80's

smashblu: Just tell them you're going for an animation convention or something

BrianC1006: ^

esPhys: yeah, that's what I was thinking too

Epigonic: ^

smashblu: It's still true

esPhys: totally

smashblu: I remember when I went to LV for a classic games convention

And we got pulled over and told him that and he got confused and angry

*the cop

esPhys: I can have money by then, but I still need a convenient way to get there for a reasonable amount of money

smashblu: Is driving possible?

unconspicuous: driving is possible

esPhys: it is, but I'd rather not

unconspicuous: BUT CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

smashblu: How far is that? 600 miles?

esPhys: about that

smashblu: That's not bad

that's from here to SF

dat Salt N Pepa

greedosux: I've worked as a consultant overseas, and the best advice i received was "act like you own the place" when going somewhere that your credentials might not legally allow

BrianC1006: fuck i cant find any of my bronycon things

esPhys: I guess if I'm staying at a hotel they'll have a parking space for me

Synapsid: You know what?

People say that background ponies suck

BrianC1006: like receipts

Synapsid: Well fuck that I'm goddamned Roseluck

greedosux: esPhys, you can park at almost any hotel and never be questioned

smashblu: 6

Want a pony with flair and class?

And an out of this world ass?

Synapsid: Come here and hug me before I get mad

smashblu: ^

esPhys: hmmm... I really don't want to ask my dad for help getting there...

smashblu: :\

I feel bad for all the closet bronies

esPhys: but then, lauren faust....

Epigonic added Rockwell Rock Remix ...

Slowpon is kind of a closet brony

greedosux: i'm kinda closet...

esPhys: I only don't tell the people I work with, and my dad

Synapsid coaxes slowpon out of the closet

esPhys: my friends/other family know

BrianC1006: can you find your receipts on the broncon websit ??

Slowpon lures synap into the closet and makes his wildest dreams come true

BrianC1006: i need to find this shit

Synapsid: mmmm

smashblu: I didn't mind telling anyone before but now I don't mention it unless it comes out

Synapsid: Slowpon

BrianC1006: or they wont let me in

Synapsid: You tease

smashblu: After explaining the show 1000000 times I get sick

Synapsid goes to nuke some more fish sticks

smashblu: Syn, do you like fishsticks?

Epigonic added Rockwell - Somebody'...

smashblu: Then you must be a gay fish!

Taco Bell left me very unsatisfied

Epigonic turns up the volume for this song.

smashblu: If my mouth isn't on fire when I'm done eating tacos, there's a problem

caret @ epi

Synapsid is the gayest of the gayfish

smashblu needs moar bear

Epigonic: SCIENCE!

Synapsid:

Beer

greedosux: i told my sister about my pony love, and she immediately outed me on facebook

Epigonic: SCIENCE!!!

SCIENCE!

Synapsid: I told myself about my pony love

Then I clopped

And I was OK with it

greedosux: haha

Epigonic: That makes you a bad person, Synapsid/.

Synapsid: Then color me a bad person

Epigonic: You should be ashamed of yourself.

BrianC1006: well im off for tonight good night old people

Synapsid: Because zero fucks were given

Epigonic: You should hang dat head in shame

Synapsid: Nah

Epigonic: SCIENCE!!!

SCIENCE!!!

smashblu: ^^^^^^

Epigonic: She blinded me

with science

smashblu: There's a rap song I like that samples this song

Epigonic: Good heavens mrs. sakimoto

you're beautiful

greedosux: yow yow!

Epigonic: This is another song that needs to get done at karaoke

Synapsid will never participate in karaoke

smashblu: It's Got it Twisted by Mobb Deep

that song is awesome

Epigonic: I love this song so much

greedosux: i am really hoping that i can get to bronycon, because everything is going to be awesome

Synapsid: Bronycon will probably be a massive anticlimax

smashblu: ^

Epigonic: Synapsid is probably right

smashblu: Wait, no

not that

Epigonic: Until we start drinking

And then it'll be great

Synapsid will drink any of you fuckers right under the table

greedosux: it will be what we make it

smashblu: I believe syn

Epigonic: Drinking as competition won't go over well

greedosux: but honestly, lauren faust??

smashblu: I refuse to compete

Epigonic: I'm not interested in pretending I'm not drunk

I want to BE drunk

Synapsid: And as for you, smash

unconspicuous: ok

so it works like this

Synapsid: I'll give you two glasses of wine

And you'll be wasted

unconspicuous: we collectively challenge faust to a drinking contest

Synapsid: Then the clape will begin

smashblu: I won't be *wasted*

unconspicuous: and champion in synapsid

Synapsid:

Epigonic: Besides, Synapsid, I'm over 300 pounds. I win the drinking contest.

greedosux: i'll drink with the faust

Synapsid: Feh

You won't win shit

Epigonic: TOO LATE

I WON'

ALREADY

smashblu: tolerance trumps weight

greedosux: i have a scottish liver, your weight is meaningless

Synapsid: Tolerance indeed trumps weight

Epigonic: But yeah

I fast before I drink

And I will fast at BronyCon

smashblu: My fucking 150 pound Asian friend can drink like crazy

Because he's a drunk

greedosux: haha

Synapsid can down 750ml in a night

greedosux: 750ml of what?

Epigonic: Water

Synapsid: Rum

smashblu: llloooolllll

Water

I can definitely down .75L of water

Epigonic: But yeah, I assume everyone could beat me at drinking

smashblu: IN ONE NIGHT!

Epigonic: But I'd rather it be that way

I want to be drunk

greedosux: i can do a 5if of scotch if i'm feeling particularly destructive

Synapsid: Alcoholism FTW

smashblu: I prefer being tipsy to drunk

greedosux: OH YEAH

smashblu: I've engineered what I like to call "The perfect buzz"

I can go 3 days on a buzz the whole time

lLS: hey epi

Synapsid: The perfect buzz for smash is one Franzia glass

Because smash is a featherweight

smashblu: lol

greedosux: haha

Synapsid: And we will make fun of him for it

At Bronycon

smashblu: That's fine, I don't deny it

lLS: more drinkin'?

smashblu: DRANKIN'

I was really drunk on tuesday

lLS: any reason in particular?

smashblu: I kept dying in Manhunt

lLS: ah, makes sense

imma open another beer

smashblu: do it!

Epigonic: ILoveSmiles

smashblu: Oh fuck

I gotta check if the Clips won

Epigonic: This'll be your third night in a row of drinking

lLS: i'm at my parent's for the night... free beer, might as well

Epigonic: Don't you think you should tone it down?

smashblu: Fucking lemons

lLS: i know right!?

Synapsid: Whoa wait

greedosux: i have to brain too much during the week, its nice to imbibe on the weekends

Synapsid: Smashalicious is going to get drunk tonight?

Synapsid prepares

Epigonic: If you guys are getting drunk tonight

smashblu: Yes, now that I found out the fucking lemon Clippers lost

Synapsid: So much drunk

Epigonic: I'll crack open my new bottle of rum

smashblu: fucking lemons

Synapsid: DO IT

DO IT FILLY

You wont

lLS: well, after tonight im not going to get another chance for a while

smashblu: FUCK

greedosux: do it epi. vajoin us

Epigonic: So we should all drink together?

smashblu: I should've gone to the game tonight

Epigonic: LET'S DO THIS!!!

lLS: yes!

Synapsid: Yes

lLS: brb, beer

Synapsid: We all should

Epigonic: WOOOOO

smashblu: they would've won if I went

Synapsid: And it shall be glorious

Epigonic: I'll be drunk so fast

Slowpon: oh shit is datsum sledgehammer

Synapsid: Of course, I've been drinking since 5pm

So

Epigonic: I love this song and this video

ObsequiousEmu: I just smoked a fair bit

Synapsid: I have a substantial lead

Epigonic: HOLD UP

I READ A COMIC

Epigonic finds the comic

smashblu: dat emu

greedosux: synapsid, what timezone?

lLS: What are we drinkin' too, exactly?

Synapsid: GMT -5

lLS: to

smashblu: SLEDGEHAMMER!

Slowpon will be synap's sledgehammer

unconspicuous: bring back pics

Synapsid: dat slowpon

Slowpon: indeed

smashblu: I'm just drinking cheap Salvatorian beer

greedosux: hey epi, gabriel was our age when he made this video

smashblu: srs?

Slowpon: godfuckingdammit

lLS: is it better than 'murkan beer?

Slowpon: why did you have to say that

smashblu: Now he's older than you?

or younger?

lol

Slowpon:

Synapsid scoffs at your beer while he downs some more rum and listens to pony music

smashblu: I think it's better than 'murkan beer

Slowpon: dat scootaloo duo

smashblu: personally

lol

lLS: hey, if i had more rum i'd be drinkin' it

i freaking love rum

ThreeNopes: I thought we were listening to eighties music.

Slowpon: close enough

smashblu: syn, you're not partaking of 80s night?

Synapsid: It needs more classic Madonna

Epigonic: http://nonadventures.com/2010/06/05/double-yogi/

Slowpon: oooh

well my fav mdaonna is from the 90's probably

smashblu: I wish you guys would come our here so I could take you to some seedy bars

greedosux: so next is "the smiths"???

smashblu: Places where you can't wear Raiders gear

washi: *waves*

Synapsid foresees exorbitant alcohol expenses for Bronycon

smashblu: Hi washi!

Slowpon: if smash and I went to bars we'd bring home all the bitches

lLS: So, I'm drinking to ponies

Synapsid would intercept the bitches

smashblu: true facts, slow

Epigonic: Hello washi

Synapsid would also intercept the boys, and would get ALL the sexes

washi: hiya Epigonic, smashblu

smashblu: dis song

seriously

DIS SONG

Slowpon: greedy

or generous, perhaps

lLS: Bahahaha

Slowpon: depends on your perspective

lLS opens beer

lLS: cheers

Slowpon: kanpai

Epigonic: kanpai oppai!

Synapsid is prepared to be very silly tonight

Slowpon out of drank unfortunately

smashblu: I have a feeling syn is quite the player

Epigonic cracks open that rum

Synapsid:

slowpon

Slowpon: my thoughts exactly

lLS: so guys

im curious

Synapsid: But is it good rum, epi

Or crap rum

lLS: does anyone here live in florida

smashblu:

Why can't *I* be bisexual

Epigonic: It's Mount Gay

lLS: that is heading to bronycon?

Slowpon: you just gotta believe

smashblu: Wait

I know!

I gotta believe!

Synapsid totally does not live in FL and totally is not going to Bronycon

greedosux: i am in florida every so often

Slowpon: kick punch it's all in the mind

smashblu: dat syn

lLS: becasue im sellin my laptop

Synapsid: dat me

lLS: to go

Synapsid: I have no need of a laptop, though

lLS: i mean

im expecting $250+ in expensies

lol

smashblu: Where in FL are you, ILS?

lLS: looks like i typed ex penises

uh, rolando'

orlando

smashblu: oic

lLS: are in you in fl?/

Epigonic: I'm expecting $300 travel, $450 lodging, $300 random shit

smashblu: California

lLS: oh

smashblu: I was just curious :\

Slowpon: smash why have we not hung out.

smashblu: Do you live near me?

Slowpon: emu is kinda far but I bet you're closer.

smashblu: LA area

Slowpon: well. you are a LITTLE closer.

but not by much. xD

greedosux: i'm in chicago. anyone else?

smashblu: I guess that's why...

You should hang out with knock then

Slowpon: he's in norcal?

smashblu: He's around Modesto

Slowpon: ah

smashblu: Though he can't drink with you

lol

Slowpon: yeah we should get together

oh we'll see about that...

esPhys: Emu, you're flying, what airport are you landing at?

unconspicuous: oh mang I love this song

smashblu: Dis song

Let's all meet in SF

Go see the Giants or something

lLS: bro

smashblu: or Seahawks

lLS: we should totally set that up

smashblu: Giants probably

greedosux: seahawks suk

lLS: like

seriously plan it all out

smashblu: Seahawks DO suck

Slowpon: once upon a time, ALL music videos looked like student projects.

smashblu: I meant 49er BTW

greedosux: but they have some hot bright green uniforms

smashblu: but I wrote seahawks...

unconspicuous: slowpon, that's because nobody knew how to make music videos back then

ThreeNopes: I kind of wish I was around for the eighties.

greedosux: this stuff was done in the earliest days of video editing

smashblu: Slowpon, where are you close to

?

Slowpon: well somepony had to figure it out...

I'm in Sactown

so close to the bay

smashblu: I see

So SF would be a short drive

If Emu was willing, we could all meet up in SF

Though emu and knock are young and can't go to bars :\

dat Rush

unconspicuous: sure, pretend i don't even exist

esPhys: What airport is the closest to bronycon?

lLS loves uncon

Epigonic: Newark

unconspicuous: emu could probably get into bars

smashblu: You're in CA, uncon?

unconspicuous: if he knew how to act

esPhys: kk

unconspicuous: lol

CA

lol

Epigonic: But you might get better prices through laguardia

unconspicuous: nope

esPhys: thanks Epi

ObsequiousEmu: Not really, no.

unconspicuous: suburbs of DC

ObsequiousEmu: I look young.

smashblu: Oh, I knew that

greedosux: damnit epi! i thought i was getting some "how soon is now" by now?

unconspicuous: emu, you could handle a fake ID

...I think

smashblu: They're pretty strict in SF

unconspicuous: yeah I guess it depends on local enforcement

Epigonic:

smashblu: Although, nobody under 25 lives there

greedosux: SF is an entry port, so security is a bit tighter

unconspicuous: guess so

smashblu: 25 year olds are children there

lLS: ... i would seriously fly out there just to hang with you guys

smashblu: the women won't even talk to you if you're under 30

We should all just move to the same place

I vote SF

lLS: sounds like a sitcom

smashblu: lol

What would it be called?

My Little Bronies?

lLS: except every episode would just be us sitting at home on ST

smashblu: LOL

srs

Epigonic: I wanted to say something

smashblu: NO

Shut up

Epigonic: Like... "I'm not always on synchtube"

But...

Fuck.

smashblu: OMG

THis song

esPhys: Well, Newark is like 60 bucks more expensive than laguardia, wonder if that's worth the transit... probably is

unconspicuous: o shit

this fukkin song

Epigonic: yep

smashblu: "But when I am, I'm drinking beeer"

Yeah, probably, phys

Epigonic: It's 15 bucks to Penn Station

And then MAYBE 15 bucks to secaucus

smashblu: 2 hr ride, though

Epigonic: it's just a matter of knowing where the fuck you're going

greedosux: toto did a portion of the original dune soundtrack

...which was kinda good

esPhys: probably goes without saying, but people are splitting rooms?

smashblu: Imma finish this 18 pack

esPhys: as in ST people

smashblu: I'm alone currently

Epigonic: If you need a place to crash, esPhys, someone from the synchtube will be there for you

lLS: Didn't they make a Dune Command and Conquer game?

Epigonic: I am currently alone in my room too

esPhys: Okay, I call Smash, Epi, and ILF. Best room ever

Epigonic: I might have some guys from my pony club on campus to go... but they're all so god damned non-committal right now

smashblu: Epi, you're around Chicago, right?

greedosux: if i can end up getting a room with my points, i'm up for sharing. just know that i snore

Epigonic: I'm in Nashville, TN

smashblu: oh for srs?

Epigonic: Like... south of Nashville

smashblu: Why did I not know that?

greedosux: i'm in chicago

Epigonic: But just about there

esPhys: flying in Epi?

Epigonic: I want to drive

smashblu: We should have an ST map

Epigonic: It'll cost just as much as a flight

and then I can stay as long as I want... show up as early as I want

smashblu: Did you guys know that I blessed the rains down in Africa?

greedosux: from chicago, the flight vs flying benefit is minimal

*second flying means driving

smashblu goes to get more bear

smashblu: wut is this

Epigonic: Remember when we used to watch ponies?

smashblu: What are ponies?

esPhys: not really

smash, do you have a room yet, or just not planning on sharing with anyone?

smashblu: If someone wants to share with me, I'm cool with that

unconspicuous: epi

smashblu: I snore though

unconspicuous: what's a pony

lLS: how much would that divide costs?

Epigonic:

esPhys: well, a) I totally don't care that you snore b) I'm just trying to figure out the money I'd need to have

lLS:

smashblu: I think the room was like 180 per night or something

I'd have to check

LOL, this video

esPhys: this video is great

smashblu: Rarity as best pony

Yes

Yes

lLS: so like $45 per person if the room was split 4 ways

greedosux: if i win my dispute with the holiday inn people in time, i'll get 4 nights for pennies. so if that happens, i'll let you all know

esPhys: assuming a 2 double bed room

smashblu: Luna as the pony not appearing in this film

unconspicuous: nah, you can fit more people in a bed

lLS:

Epigonic: You can fit 4 people in a room comfortably

You can get extra floor mattresses or something

smashblu: I might have booked a king size...

I'd have to check

greedosux: those rooms in the US you can fint 1 to two beds, 2 to cots, and another to a couch

*fit

they will supply 2 cots as a rule

esPhys: lol, I would only bring a backpack, I don't think I could fit a cot in that

greedosux: ...they supply the cot

unconspicuous: you can insist on cots?

really?

smashblu: The hotel will have cots

greedosux: yep, i've done it

unconspicuous: interestink

Epigonic: They allow 4 people to a room, and hotels are pretty accommidating

unconspicuous: is this some sort of rule for a specific chain?

smashblu: I don't like how Apple Bloom is off center in this vid

unconspicuous: applebloom is properly centered in canon either

it's fine

greedosux: for us franchises, they typically will supply a cot on request. 2 will fit in a room.

smashblu: So wait, Vinyl Scratch's eyes are magenta?

Epigonic: We can probably fit 6 people in a room comfortably

greedosux: magenta isn't a real color

Epigonic: Vinyl Scratches eyes are whatever Dashie's eyes are

unconspicuous: yes it is greedo

smashblu: Yeah that

unconspicuous: stop being so willfully ignorant

cyan magenta yellow black

red green blue

greedosux: yes, same as dash per sibsie

unconspicuous: those are your goddamn colors

deal with them

Epigonic: 'ignorant' is a harsh term

unconspicuous: they're the subtractive colors

esPhys: is it safe to assume most people are going to be there from friday to monday?

unconspicuous: the kind used in pigments, inks

smashblu: Colrs don exits

unconspicuous: the most intuitive variety

Epigonic: I think he means "there is no wavelength of light for magenta"

unconspicuous: esphys, that gets you a solid maybe

esPhys: perfect

unconspicuous: then epi, what wavelength is producing all dem magenta colors?

checkmate, athiest

Epigonic: "It is an extra-spectral color, meaning it cannot be generated by a single wavelength of light, being a mixture of red and blue or violet wavelengths."

unconspicuous: yep

magic

greedosux: magenta cannot be produced by a single wavelength

Epigonic: It's an illusion with our cones, baby

unconspicuous: it's one of the subtractive colors

and it's very, very real

used all the time

Epigonic: real is a funny word

Epigonic fetches an optical illusion.

greedosux: but, might only be real in the human brain

smashblu: I'm the realist niggah

esPhys: I love twilight dancing with the hat on

unconspicuous: it's what your printer uses

stop arguing

smashblu: Printers aren't people!

Epigonic:

http://i.imgur.com/hK9kD.gif

unconspicuous: anything beyond that point is meaningless pedantry

greedosux: i just love twilight whatever

esPhys: fair enough greedosux

greedosux: fuck magenta. twilight sparkle

Epigonic: It's fascinating that it is not an actual color, unconspicuous. I think it speaks volumes for our understanding of the world.

NO

GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WATCH

THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!!!

smashblu: Pinkie is a silly pony

esPhys: I've gotta watch all of Freakazoid again...

unconspicuous: wait

so why did we stop 80s music time again?

Epigonic: Cause you guys stopped linking musics and I wanted to end it

Blame drinking

smashblu: lol, this is funny

Epigonic: Also, Snivian Moon's stuff is great

smashblu: Dreamcast was a good system

Slowpon: gasp. somepony else who's played sc5 besides me.

llazyllama has also played Space Channel 5

llazyllama: Ulala was a hottie

smashblu: LLAMA!

esPhys: Oh. I just realized I could actually just walk to the convention centre area from the airport

Slowpon: well somepony had to figurpart 1 and 2 on ps2

llazyllama: Heya

Epigonic: llazyllama is here

Slowpon: fore I got robbed

damn

that didn't come out right at all

smashblu: Did you ever play Chu Chu Rocket?

unconspicuous: [if anyone asks oridisciple linked it] http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1336794458507.gif [totally not a 4chan link]

llazyllama: I didn't. Was that a sequel?

Epigonic: unconspicuous, why!?

Slowpon wonders how 4chan isn't a kickable offense but glee is

runujhkj: >Don't suppose any of you know how to install nallar on Safari

greedosux: ...still waiting for morissey...

Epigonic: runujhkj is great.

unconspicuous: runu!

Epigonic: Sorry, runujhkj, I don't know

lLS: so

runujhkj indeed is great

unconspicuous: I would suggest getting chrome

runujhkj: Chrome f*cks my computer

smashblu: [SPOILER] oridisciple is honest_applejack

lLS: i think its a bad idea to work out and drink at the samee time

unconspicuous: no ILS

Slowpon: usually

runujhkj: Well this is a thing

Slowpon: unless it's water

unconspicuous: it's a fantastic idea

you should lift while drunk

lLS: i feel sick

runujhkj: But yeah, Chrome buttfucked my computer so I switched to Safari

Epigonic: Sorry, runujhkj

runujhkj: I know it's GreaseKit

Epigonic: ICEBERG has arrived.

Slowpon: what. O_O don't switch to safari. try opera.

unconspicuous: sorry runu, but not even nallar knows how to ruin firefox, chrome, AND safari with a single script

Slowpon: well if you're on mac I guess safari might be alright.

runujhkj: But whenever I click the install link on nallar, it just opens the script in a new window

ICEBERG: howdy errryponyyy

smashblu: His avatar is Littlefoot!@

llazyllama: BTW, if anyone was thinking about picking up Tera Online... it's fucking awesome

smashblu: I liek it

Slowpon: glee had this song in the last episode. true story.

Epigonic: runujhkj, you could just do "My Global Ponies"

unconspicuous: did you get scriptish?

smashblu: Hi ICEBERG!@

Slowpon: dinosaur prom

ICEBERG: i'm walking the dinosaur all day erryday

Epigonic: I'm pretty sure that has a way to do with Safari without much problem

unconspicuous: DO YOU KNOW WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS?

runujhkj: I never got that to work on Chrome, I'm not optimistic on it randomly working on Safari

unconspicuous: THE ICEBERG.

ICEBERG: fan fic shippers killed the dinosaurs

runujhkj: But yeah I'm gonna keep trying this

esPhys: Well erryone, I gotta go to sleep. thanks pushing me to spend 600+ dollars going to a convention just so Syn can get a lapdance, or something like that

Epigonic: Good luck.

runujhkj: I want ponies on Safari, damnit

smashblu: night phys!

runujhkj: >wat

unconspicuous: phys

runujhkj: >wat even is any of this

smashblu:

Epigonic: Be well, esPyys

greedosux: epi, can i get either morrisey or some sunshine and celery stalks before i depart for bed?

Epigonic: and esPhys

be well

unconspicuous: gonna be great to have you there phys

now we just need to find a way to drag runu there

esPhys: we'll see. I'm still not sure

ICEBERG: i didn't personally kill any dinosaurs, but some of my jerkoff extended family did

runujhkj: I'm treating everyone going to the convention with contempt until it's over

smashblu: Oh great, runu is going to see me drunk again....

Epigonic: Oh, uh.... sunshine and celery stalks can happen

unconspicuous: don't worry smash

runujhkj: Everyone going to the convention is a dicknose

Epigonic added PinkiePieSwear - Sun...

unconspicuous: nobody uses the integrated synchtube chat

he can't even see you

runujhkj: Don't worry, smash, I'm not going

ICEBERG: there's another option besides the intergrated chat?

smashblu: no, I meant tongiht

greedosux: poor scoots...

runujhkj: Wait what

ICEBERG: color me ignorant

runujhkj: How did they not use exclusively Pinkie Pie for this part

unconspicuous: iceberg, we'll always have gootube

runujhkj: That's her entire goddamned character

Slowpon:

smashblu:

Epigonic: TIL runujhkj could bitch about anything

runujhkj: Also, this is retarded

runujhkj: Indeed I can

smashblu:

Ut torp

greedosux:

smashblu: RUNU has EVOLVED to BLACKNAME

!]

ICEBERG: quick, bitch about spoons

unconspicuous:

Prot tu!

damnit

Epigonic:

Yeehaw!

runujhkj slowly bobs head to rhythm

Slowpon: spoons?

unconspicuous: that is not the same emote

lLS: alright guys, bed time

Epigonic: g'night

be well

smashblu:

lLS: Have a good night ya'll

unconspicuous: ils

smashblu: Night epi

ICEBERG: why can't i see any of the ponymotes?

lLS:

smashblu: Night ILS

runujhkj: F*ck all of you who are going to the convention

smashblu:

runujhkj: Especially you

You know who you are

smashblu: Me?

Epigonic: You can go too

Slowpon: yeah fuck all you hos

Epigonic: It'll be fun

ICEBERG:

runujhkj: Nope, totally can't

ICEBERG: wat

smashblu: Slowpon and runu should have their own convention

runujhkj: Unless that's your clever plan to get rid of me by having me fail out of college

smashblu: with hookers and blackjack

runujhkj: Actually

Forget the convention

smashblu: ^

Epigonic: You totally could if you just shirk dem responsibilities

ICEBERG: if you fail out college, you'll have more time for ponies

priorities, man, priorities

smashblu: dem ponies

runujhkj: Fail out of college = computer is taken away

smashblu: Wait, we like ponies now?

unconspicuous: runu

runujhkj: Less time for ponies

smashblu: I almost forgot

runujhkj: I'm thinking ahead

unconspicuous: if we concoct an elaborate plan to drag the entire state of mississippi up to new jersey

would you attend?

Slowpon: Derpy brought me a letter!

'You fucking cunt. You will die at the hands of my wrath.'

aw.

unconspicuous: ALWP

runujhkj: Well, I'm not in MS, so no

smashblu: lol, slow

unconspicuous: wait what

I thought I knew where you were for a second

ICEBERG: dragging the state of mississippi up to new jersey is the only way i can think to make new jersey worse

runujhkj: >College is in a different state than where I live

WHAT

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

smashblu: He's in one of the carolinas

unconspicuous: carolinas?

runujhkj: Even less close

smashblu: damn

Slowpon: or dakotas? or anywhere near a border.

smashblu: virgina

runujhkj: MS was pretty crazy close though

unconspicuous: that's even geographically closer to where I am

I think

smashblu: virginia

ICEBERG: carolina, dakota, close enough amirite?

unconspicuous: oooh, i know

runujhkj: >MFW no one in here knows the USA map

unconspicuous: he's in mexico, right?

runu's a secret mexican

greedosux: thx epi

Slowpon: dat pinkie

smashblu: Please, runu, I can draw a US map and name all the capitals

runujhkj: This is giving my ears seizures

Slowpon: nice smash

runujhkj: THE MUTE BUTTON IS IN A DIFFERENT PLACE ON SAFARI

OH GOD WHERE DO I MAKE IT STOP

smashblu: Also, I'm now *officially* drunk

Slowpon: Senator Frankin has a nice party trick where he draws the US map too

Epigonic: yay smashblu!

runujhkj: Wait

llazyllama: FYI: In Tera Online, when you fly from city to city, you ride a pegasus... THROUGH A WORMHOLE

runujhkj: This is just the same song

smashblu: LOL!

Slowpon: I don't think it works so well for fluts

ICEBERG: IT WILL NEVER END

smashblu: runu, you're the same song

runujhkj: Well, electronic music already sounds like it's on the same 20 second loop

llazyllama: burn

runujhkj: >To me

ICEBERG: i'm going mad

smashblu doesn't know why he's laughing at this

VileTones: this is really too funny

Slowpon: slipping hoomans in I see

unconspicuous: you're laughing because pony

ICEBERG: don't worry, blu. i'm laughing too

unconspicuous: and runu

Slowpon: this could be Rarity's song too

unconspicuous: it is

runusears: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

unconspicuous: it is literally the same song

runusears: OH GOD I'M BLEEDING

smashblu: wut

runujhkj: Oh shit my ears are bleeding

Slowpon: that's better

runusears: OH FUCK

OH GOD FUCK

OH JESUS FUCK

VileTones: I WILL NEVER END

runusears: MAKE IT STOP

ICEBERG: MAKE IT NEVER STOP

Slowpon: celestia needs one

smashblu: There are so many...

VileTones: NO ONE CAN MAKE IT STOP NOW

ICEBERG: oh god, why?

smashblu: lol

runusears: RUNU FOR CHRIST'S SAKE PUT ON SOMETHING THAT ISN'T SHIT

runujhkj: I'm working on it

runusanus: OH FUCK

runujhkj: Stop bleeding, for now

runusanus: OH GOD FUCK

runujhkj: OH GOD WHAT

OH JESUS

runusanus: OH JESUS FUCK

I'M BLEEDING

smashblu: "manly"?

ICEBERG: SUTURE THE WOUND

runusears: I KNEW THIS SONG WAS GAY

unconspicuous: sutures?

smashblu: what the fudge is going on?

VileTones: oh look someone broke the chain

unconspicuous: ponies?

ICEBERG: he made it stop

unconspicuous: C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

runusears: Oh thank Christ

runujhkj: Wait

My ears

Slowpon:

/rsbf

Epigonic: Only 93 more of these to go after this one

runusears: What?

smashblu: This is quite a good vid

runujhkj: You're Christians?

runusears: Duh

runujhkj: That makes no sense

runusears: Yeah, we've been meaning to talk to you about that

smashblu: TIL runu's ears are christians

ICEBERG: OH GOD

Epigonic: 92 left

runusappendix: I just wanted to tell you, runu, that I've converted to mormonism.

I'll be moving out this week

runujhkj: Well fuck

smashblu: Let's sing the "Bottles of beer on the wall" song

runujhkj: Good thing I already had you cut out

Slowpon: no

Epigonic: 91 left.

unconspicuous: epi

get rid of this one plx

runujhkj: Looks like no amount of magic underwear could keep you from exploding inside of me

Slowpon: I sang that song when I was in the 2nd grade on the way to see Mrs. Doubtfire in the theater

runujhkj: Only slightly homo

unconspicuous: this is actually a bad example

Slowpon: never again.

unconspicuous: of the thing

with the stuff

runujhkj: Fuck yeah

unconspicuous: they made a second one?

my god

Slowpon: sisters play portal 2 is better

Epigonic: This is the first one

runusears: Dude this is hilarious

runujhkj: ...

I know, man

You don't have to tell me that

That's my brain's job anyway

runusears: Yeah that guy's a prick

He doesn't have any sense of humor anyway.

runuseyes: runu

just look at this shit

it's amazing

smashblu: Runu, that was a very relevent mormon joke

runusears: Oh for god's sake

"look at this"

"Look at that"

smashblu: sorry that took so long, I had to read the chat

runusears: WE GET IT, YOU'RE EYES, STOP RUBBING OUR FACES IN IT

runujhkj: You're ears.

You don't have faces.

runuseyes: I'm sorry for being runu's FAVOURITE sensory organ

runujhkj: On that note

Why are you both talking?

runuseyes: it's complicated

runusears: You'll have to ask nose about it

runujhkj: So...

It wasn't confectioner's sugar?

runusears: Dude

I told you

runuseyes: it seemed like confectioner's sugar at the time

runusears: The guy said it wasn't

runuseyes: how was I supposed to tell?

runusears: Sure, it might have LOOKED like it

runuseyes: it was all white and powdery

STOP STEALING MY LINE

runusears: But goddamnit, that was brain's job, to tell them apart

Or, you could have listened to me, when I told you that guy told us it was coke

runuseyes: dude

smashblu: Xbox controllers...says "press B" it's not really B

It;s actually A

runuseyes: there was no way we could have known it wasn't sugar

smashblu: same with X and Y

runuseyes: impossibru

Slowpon: now this right here

this the shit

runusears: You're a jerk, eyes

runuseyes: screw you ears

runusears: You know damn well he told us it wasn't sugar

runuseyes: how am I supposed to know

Slowpon: mmm

runuseyes: I saw what I saw

and it was sugar

runusbrain: Shut the fuck up

Both of you

runusears: OH SHIT HE'S HERE

runuseyes: oh, look who FINALLY decided to show up

smashblu: It's 11:30Pm on a friday and I'm listening to organs argue

runusbrain: Yeah, you know what

Slowpon is pretty sure that's only one person talking.

runusbrain: Fuck both of you

Or, I guess, all four of you

VileTones: this is great

runuseyes: no man, fuck you

runusears: Yeah, fuck eyes

runuseyes: your only job is interpreting the shit I tell you to do

runusbrain: Ears, that applies to you to

Oh whoa whoa whoa wait a second

Kattib: Hey I linked this yesterday!

runusbrain: That is not my only job you prick

smashblu must get moar bears

runusbrain: And you know it

runuseyes: then why these MASSIVE OCULAR NERVES?

Kattib: Why are runu's body parts here?

runuseyes: there is no other reason

runusbrain: Hey it's not like you're so awesome anyway

All the shit you send me?

VileTones: good question kattib

runusbrain: It's upside down, you dickhead

runuseyes: it doesn't even matter if it's upside down

runusbrain: Why do you send me all of these upside-down fucking signals?

runuseyes: it's all perspective anyways

Slowpon: aw shit

Epigonic slips all over the place.

Kattib: SO SMOOTH

runuseyes: not my fault you have trouble mirroring a couple of measly images every second

runusbrain: Maybe if you weren't sending me upside down shit I wouldn't have to mirror it

Slowpon: mmm

runusears: Yeah fuck that guy

ICEBERG: in this room: runu's body parts arguing with each other

Slowpon:

runusbrain: And YOU

Kattib: so SMOOTH

runusbrain: You do not get off from this, ears

ICEBERG: GREAT

runusears: What the fuck did I do?

runuseyes: fine, you figure out a way to get a upright image from a spherical lens

have fun with that chucklefuck

Kattib: Hey! Runu's eyes, send this to runu's brain so he can be jealous: http://i.imgur.com/WlooN.jpg

Epigonic: You're hurting my ideas.

runusears: That's not my fucking job, eyes

runuseyes: nope

runusears: That's literally your ONLY job

runuseyes: not even gonna look at it

Epigonic: So like

Do you guys want to go back to episodes after this/

question mark

smashblu: which one is Kattib

Kattib: second from left

unconspicuous: I don't know, spectating the runu vivisection is sort of cool?

runusears: I kind of want to go to Winter Wrap Up

runusbrain: Of course you do

runuseyes: Sonic.

Rainboom.

smashblu: You love physics?

Kattib: Yes

smashblu: neat!

runuseyes: it has

Kattib: and its signed by NdGT

runuseyes: colors

and motion

and stuff

runusbrain: There's still a bunch of earjizz all up in here from the last time we watched Winter Wrap Up

runuseyes: some rainbows too

shit is so intense

runusbrain: Yeah yeah eyes

And you wouldn't know how pretty any of it was

Without me telling you how amazing it is

runusears: Yeah eyes

You pricks

Slowpon: that visual

runuseyes: or I could just defocus

and make you beg for it

runusbrain: Oh for fuck's sake

You already defocused a shitload

And you know it

That's why you needed these fucking horrible glasses

Epigonic: "This is like an abstract painting of our stupidity"

unconspicuous: abstract painting of our stupidity

best line

so who are runu's organs again?

I know one of them is his because he isn't talking

runusbrain: All of us are runu

runusears: And none of us are runu

runujhkj: I know one of them isn't me

runuseyes: sure, that's what a spy would say runusbrain

I bet brain is the fake

runujhkj: At the very least, eyes aren't me

runuseyes: lies

all lies

runusbrain: And what do lies rhyme with?

Eyes.

smashblu: wf is goin on?

runusbrain: Give it up, you fraud

runuseyes: YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME RUNU

runusears: Oh god, it's Trixie episode

smashblu: Trixie is hot

Kattib: I bet one is emu

smashblu: There I said it

runuseyes: POETRY IS YOUR TRUE CALLIN

smashblu: fuck you all

runusears: I have to hear Trixie earrape us again

Slowpon: and how

Epigonic: smashblu said it

runuseyes unmasks as runu's ego

Slowpon:

runusbrain: I just had a great idea you four

I should totally get hands to make us all blacknames, there's no way this joke will get old ever

unconspicuous: wait what

smashblu: god damn it, I'm supposed to hate Trixie

Epigonic: in wine, truth

Slowpon: why

smashblu: What are these emotions?

runushands: Did someone call me?

runusbrain: Yeah, me

Epigonic: "In vino veritas", I guess

smashblu: yeah that

runusbrain: I'm gonna need you to make all of runu's organs blacknames so we can dick around on Synchtube more often

Epigonic: That's what google tells me

runushands: Are

Are you sure that's a good idea

runusbrain: heya

runushands: That seems like a joke that would get old very fast

smashblu: I don't lie to you guys in general though

runusbrain: IT'S A TRAITOR

Wait that's not the right word

runusbrain: I can't imagine what you could be talking about... MOUTH!

runusbrain: A FRAUD

runusmouth: OH GOD DAMN IT

HOW DID YOU KNOW

runusbrain: we all know it was you all along mouth

give up the game

did you really think all of us would fall for it?

Epigonic: Remember that time when I banned runusbrain, and it shut off the rest of the parts of his body too?

smashblu: At least Spike got over his pussiness

boooo

Kattib: I used to remember that epi

Slowpon: neeeighsayers

Kattib: I still do

I used to too

smashblu: ^ @ slow

runujhkj: I don't

Epigonic: I'm thinking about going to sleep

smashblu:

llazyllama: So great. So powerful

smashblu: no

llazyllama:

smashblu: Drunktube

runusears: oh hey guys what's going on?

Slowpon: nah I'm sobering up already

zannen

runusbrain: hey ears

smashblu: I'm still in the process of drinking

Damn you, Trixie. Why can't I hate you like I'm supposed to?

Epigonic hugs smashblu

smashblu accepts hug

Epigonic: you're just not capable of that much hate

runushands: heya brain, ears

smashblu: I'm not capable of any hate

Epigonic: Also she's very cute

Slowpon: now kiss

smashblu would kiss Trixie

runusbrain: well look at that boys

looks like we have complete control now

runujhkj would just like to point out

runujhkj: Only one of those blacknames is me

runusears: what do we do now boss?

runujhkj: And I logged it out

runusbrain: We're bringing him to bronycon, whether he likes it or no.

smashblu: lol

runujhkj: But this might be more interesting

runushands: that's stupid.

runujhkj: Talking to my body parts like they aren't actually me

runusbrain: shut up hands

runusears: shut up hands

smashblu: I know none of them is me, I'm too lazy and/or drunk

runusmouth: Okay you know what

unconspicuous: wat

runusmouth: I'd love to go to BroNYCon as much as the next body part

Ears, brain, I'm looking at you

But he just can't go

unconspicuous: >mouth

>looking

runu, you're not even trying

smashblu: That was Dashie's best trick, I think

runusmouth: I'm talking to you, ears, brain

unconspicuous: stop it with the sockpuppets of yourself

I think you closed your other tabs too

runujhkj: Spic, only one of these is me

unconspicuous: they're gone

runujhkj: I don't know who the other ones were

I was only the mouth

unconspicuous: really?

thought you were eyes

runujhkj: I can type fast

But that is just ridiculous

No, I was mouth

unconspicuous: you should get one of those mechanical spring keyboards

smashblu still doesn't know what's going on

unconspicuous: they really increase your typing speed

runujhkj: The world is not ready for my full typing speed

unconspicuous: also CLACKITACLACKITACLACKITACLACKITA

runujhkj: Who was eyes/ears/brain?

Also hands, I think

unconspicuous: I used to lead raids without a microphone. That is the type of speed we're talking about

weren't you hands?

runujhkj: Was it all one person?

unconspicuous: you

runujhkj: I was mouth

smashblu: Uncon, what does the scouter say about runu's typing speed?

unconspicuous: they're all named runu

IT'S UNDER 7 THOUSAND

runujhkj: I have no control over my hands sometimes

unconspicuous:

runujhkj: But try to tell the judge that

unconspicuous: oh you dirty beast

Epigonic:

Scouterloo says, 'It's over Nine THOUSAAAAAAAAND!!!'

unconspicuous: I'm blushing.

runujhkj: I already made the sex joke

smashblu: scoutaloo

runujhkj: Accept it, and move on

unconspicuous:

smashblu: dat hair brushing...

runujhkj: Oh right

smashblu: Fuck

unconspicuous: ?

smashblu: What is wrong with me?

runujhkj: I'm supposed to be trying to install ponies

Epigonic: You love dat Trixie, smashblu

We all do

unconspicuous: trixie is just too cute

smashblu: damn it

unconspicuous: she is the best illusionist

Epigonic: She's like a cat

unconspicuous: I know!

smashblu: Don't let syn know about my secret

Epigonic: She knows she's boss, even if she's not

runujhkj: I still hate Trixie

smashblu: She's just a show off

Epigonic: But I fuckin' LOVE cats

runujhkj: I'm immovable on this front

Epigonic: So I just want to brush her

smashblu: I love cats

unconspicuous: you want to just stroke her mane, laughing evilly as she cuddles in your lap

become a supervillain

take over the world

smashblu: I hate Trixie but I also like her...

runujhkj: I'm still curious as to what the scale would be of these ponies

Town-crushing superponies?

unconspicuous: runu

spike is the one with scales

runujhkj: Or knee-high poneranians

Epigonic: They're what... 7 apples high?

unconspicuous: he's a dragon

ponies have skin

they're mammals

runujhkj: That joke was bad

And you should feel bad

unconspicuous: HUHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEU

runujhkj: Ja ja ja ja ja ja

Epigonic: okay, no, unconspicuous' joke was great.

I laughed

I've been drinking

unconspicuous: screw you I was doing boring shit all day

runujhkj: You're drunk

Epigonic: But I laughed

unconspicuous: 2 exams and then cutting out pieces of cardboard for an architecture project

smashblu: 7 apples is about 3' right?

unconspicuous: puns are my way of coping

Epigonic: I don't remember

unconspicuous: smash, all of the consistent things imply 3-4 feet

smashblu: Maybe Equestria apples are extra large

runujhkj: True

We don't know how big Equestrian apples are

There are some intensely mis-proportioned things in Ponyville

smashblu: We don't know anything, TBH

unconspicuous: doors, buildings, structures like trees whose size is dictated by gravity

runujhkj: For instance:

THOSE FUCKING NECKS

>My little llama, my little llama

>Braaaaaaaaaaaaaay

smashblu: lol

llazyllama:

unconspicuous: unless equestria has a really strange planetary behaviour, the alpacaponies are around 3-4 feet tall

smashblu: dat llama

runujhkj: The only thing I know about llamas:

The Emperor turned into one

smashblu: They spit?

unconspicuous: is that they are too clever for their own good

runujhkj: Before he learned how to dance

unconspicuous: runu, that was EXCELLENT MOVIE

runujhkj: >You threw off my groove

unconspicuous: I should stream it for us some time that isn't 3 AM in the morning when I need to go the gala tomorrow

runujhkj: >I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the emperor's groove

>I'm sorrrrrryyyyyyyyy

*smack*

smashblu: gala?

unconspicuous: yes

gala

smashblu: What gala?

What tickets?

runujhkj: At the gala?

unconspicuous: it's in DC

runujhkj: In the garden?

Are you going to see them all?

smashblu: Are the creatures?

runujhkj: All the creatures?

Will you befriend them at the gala?

unconspicuous: if you have 125 dollars or whatever for the cover charge and don't look like an unwashed heathen...

runujhkj: >At the gala?

unconspicuous: you still probably wouldn't be able to get there

runujhkj: All the birdies?

unconspicuous: I don't even know

runujhkj: And the critters?

Will they love you big and small?

unconspicuous: the organization hosting it gave my robotics team money in the past

and might in the future

runujhkj: Will you become best friends forever?

smashblu: Right there at the gala?

Epigonic:

http://i.imgur.com/RHlKp.png

runujhkj: You were waiting for that weren't you

Epigonic: There we go

unconspicuous: so we're bringing our robot there, to show it off to rich people who might donate to the team

Epigonic: That's the image I was looking for

unconspicuous: RIGHT

HERE

AT

THE

smashblu: Alll your apples, you will sell them?

unconspicuous: GALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

smashblu: Or soemthing

I don't remeber

Fuck you

runujhkj: >Skipping ahead to the only important part

Have you been dreamin'?

Have you been waiting?

Epigonic:

runujhkj: To fly with those great ponies?

The wonder bolts?

Their daring tricks?

Spinning round and having kicks?

unconspicuous: so there'll be like 5 high school seniors in tshirts and jeans at the party with all the properly dressed adults

runujhkj: Will you perform for crowds of thousands?

unconspicuous: it should be *fun*

runujhkj: Will they shower you with diamonds?

Will the wonder bolts see you?

Right there at the gala?

smashblu: You'll be there at the grand gala?

For it is the best party?

unconspicuous: we're going there to (effectively) beg for money, so sure why not

runujhkj: >Take it smashblu

unconspicuous: diamond showering is fine

runujhkj: >Go, go, go, go, go, go

smashblu: But the one thing it will be missing is a person named uncon?

unconspicuous: and this is why I didn't tell you about the gala yet

runujhkj: "Spickie"

unconspicuous: because I knew you would pull this shit

guaranteed

runujhkj: Gala is a shitty word for a party anyway

smashblu: For you are the best at parites?

unconspicuous: yes

parity

smashblu: All the people will agree?

runujhkj: I'll agree with that

smashblu: People playing?

People dancing?

runujhkj plays

runujhkj dances

unconspicuous: it's a formal event darling

smashblu: Right there at the gala?

unconspicuous: nobody has fun

runujhkj: *grand

smashblu: yeah sure

runujhkj: At the gala?

With the princess?

Is that where you're going to be?

smashblu takes a break for bathroom

runujhkj: Will you talk all about magic?

And what you've learned and seen?

unconspicuous: the people paying the cover charge are there to show off their charity and wealth

runujhkj: Is it going to be so special?

As she takes time just for thee?

unconspicuous: we're there to show off our potential as recipients of their money

runujhkj had to make it rhyme

Epigonic: I liked it

unconspicuous: it's like a bunch of really ugly peacocks

runu, I didn't know you had it in you

runujhkj: >Last verse is being sung by Luna

Also

>It may or may not actually be improper to use "thee" there

"Thou" is probably right

Semantics

So:

Ponies

unconspicuous: semantics?

more like PEDANTICS

ahahhahahahhaha

it's all pointless

runujhkj: Pedantics?

unconspicuous: that is the joke

runujhkj: More like PEDOPHILIA

Right?

Am

unconspicuous: no

runujhkj: Am I right?

Oh.

Well

I'm at the wrong party

smashblu: EDGY POST BRO

unconspicuous: ^

/benned

Epigonic: What in the fuck did I walk back in on?

unconspicuous: oh yeah I should probably save this chat

HEYA EPI

runujhkj: Pedophilia

unconspicuous: WE HAD A MUSICAL NUMBER AND YOU MISSED IT

smashblu: ttrue facts

runujhkj: It's what bronies are all about, isn't it?

Musical numbers, that is

smashblu: I'm about it

unconspicuous: a duet by runu and smashblu

runujhkj: Pedophilia comes second

unconspicuous: now we just need them to sing it out loud