Uncon's insane ramblings

unconspicuous: THIS MUSIC CONTAINS NO PONY

DementedMan: Look at that tiny alicorn

unconspicuous: ONLY BORING, MARY SUE OC FICS

smashblu: NOPONY, nopony whatsoever!

DementedMan: Who are you ittle babby!?

LITTLE BABBY ALICORN

smashblu: How is babby pony formed?

unconspicuous: WHATS THAT? YOU NEED TO BE EXTRA SPECIAL? LETS JUST GIVE YOU A PHENOTYPE RESERVED FOR THE GODS THEMSELVES

smashblu

smashblu: How noods get pregnant?

DementedMan: cthulhu drew that

unconspicuous: sexual reproduction

its canon

cool for him

DementedMan: three more votes and it's skipped

cthulhuandyou: I drew what?

DementedMan: didnt you?

I thought you drew little babby alicorn

smashblu: Fuck you, I ain't skipping shit

cthulhuandyou: The one in the video?

I revectored it

DementedMan: ah

cthulhuandyou: That one isn't mine, though

unconspicuous: whether or not its true, past sins is still a creatively bankrupt story

smashblu: She's from Past Sins

Nyx

DementedMan: I know that

unconspicuous: held together only by tired strands of cliche

DementedMan: my friend has gone on about past sins and babby

who even is babby

unconspicuous: slowly unraveling from the sheer pressure of badness

cthulhuandyou: Uncon, we get it. You don't like Past Sins. Every one else does, so kindly shut the fuck up.

smashblu: lol

DementedMan: uncon, you pretty much described the synch

smashblu: I hate everything

Epigonic: so much hate, smashblu

so much anger

smashblu: Except you fine folks

Epigonic: awwwwww

DementedMan: Past Sins was boring

smashblu: I heart you all

Epigonic: So sweet

DementedMan: too long

unconspicuous: I mean the worst part is that OC insert fics are okay

but no

smashblu: TOO LONG?

DementedMan: same with FA: EQ

unconspicuous: post apocalyptic stories are to be shunned

smashblu: Your butt is too long

DementedMan: fucking hell mate

unconspicuous: because they are outside of my comfort zone

DementedMan: You can wrap up the story at any time

it's no rush

Epigonic: So what are some stories that you enjoy?

DementedMan: Discworld

unconspicuous: discworld is good

DementedMan: Dark Tower

Epigonic: These are good ones, yes yes

cthulhuandyou: Discworld is amazing.

unconspicuous: end of ponies was/is/will be good

DementedMan: Lovecraft

unconspicuous: russian literature that isn't 30 million pages long is good

DementedMan: Lovecraft wrote a good SHORT story

smashblu: uncon, do you like F:Eq?

Epigonic: I can't read Lovecraft casually

DementedMan: Dan Abnett

unconspicuous: smashblu

DementedMan: lots of stuff from the Black Library

cthulhuandyou: Epi, few can

DementedMan: I do

unconspicuous: when an author creates a setting and populates it with characters, settings, plots

they are solely responsible for everything that happens within

creative pursuits are 'creative' because it is akin to becoming god of a tiny universe

and then showing little vignettes of it to an audience

DementedMan: I agree

unconspicuous: and the thing is

DementedMan: you have to make a universe

unconspicuous: the author of fallout equestria

DementedMan: I have written a lot of background for my writing

unconspicuous: decided to make a shitty universe

Epigonic: This song was a very long 6 minutes

DementedMan: that no one will see probably

unconspicuous: and no matter how well he can show it off

DementedMan: just so I can get it straight

unconspicuous: it still can't be that good

DementedMan: Well

I like grimdark

smashblu: Well, I haven't read it yet, so I can't comment

cthulhuandyou: Uncon. You not liking it does not mean it isn't good. So again, shut the FUCK up.

unconspicuous: you can't make a good book, fic, or anything if you can't write well

DementedMan: I play 40K

inventor of Grimdark

smashblu: I was just wondering because the premise seems similar to "End of Ponies"

unconspicuous: and you can't make a good book or story either if you mechanically can't create a world to write about

DementedMan: But FA:EQ is just

bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

unconspicuous: end of ponies has an interesting world

DementedMan: too much

unconspicuous: and an interesting way of expressing it

smashblu: Again, I can't comment

I haven't read either yet

DementedMan: Of course, grimdark pony has been done to death

unconspicuous: past sins has a tedious, boring story, but its expressed in literaly the best possible way it could be expressed

so past sins is only meh

not bad

but it could never be really good

DementedMan: jesus uncon

unconspicuous: if the story actually went somewhere I would love it

DementedMan: Shut the fuck up

cthulhuandyou: F: Eq and Past Sins wouldn't be so widely liked if it wasn't good. You not enjoying that kind of story does not mean it's shit. So again, SHUT THE FUCK UP

DementedMan: hey

hey

hey

the majority of america rejects evolution

dont play the majority card

ShhhWorldChamp: soooo...

ponies?

Epigonic: Well that's one place where America is right, so...

DementedMan: can we all just shut up

unconspicuous: no

DementedMan: skip this gayfag music

and look at this picture I found?

unconspicuous: this is the official argument synchtube

Epigonic: Get three friends to vote with you, DementedMan

unconspicuous: ooh whats the pic

cthulhuandyou: Fuck this

DementedMan:   http://i.imgur.com/LjVSV.jpg

cthulhuandyou: I'm done

smashblu: Yeah, who the fuck believes in evolution, right?

DementedMan: lizard in a bowler hat

Epigonic: Evolution, hah

DementedMan: evolution is a lie

Epigonic: What a joke

DementedMan: because http://i.imgur.com/LjVSV.jpg

cthulhuandyou: I'm muting anyone who continues arguing about fanfic

unconspicuous: can't deny that demented

DementedMan: Let's argue about something else

unconspicuous: okay

DementedMan: can we go back to this music

unconspicuous: lets argue about g3.5

DementedMan: this is not good

unconspicuous: does it have any merit?

DementedMan: Forget that

unconspicuous: can we really hate it that much if it was necessary for g4 to exist?

DementedMan: it's the Protect Children From Online Pornographers act that pisses me off

unconspicuous: heh

smashblu: How can evolution exist? Celestia is just over 1000 years old and these people claim evolution takes millions of years

DementedMan: ten minutes to parov stelar

unconspicuous: was this song baby's first experiment wiht FL studio?

DementedMan: fuck

smashblu: Ponies are a perfect species

DementedMan: wrong

Unicorns are perfect

unconspicuous: unicorns: Who needs wings when we can MAKE them

with MAGIC

did you forget?

DementedMan: Yeah

unconspicuous: we have magic.

DementedMan: also: MAGIC

smashblu: Unicorns are the master race

DementedMan: FORGET ALL YOUR SHIT

unconspicuous: and the fine dexterity required to use any technology ever

DementedMan: MAGIC

unconspicuous: because MAGIC

DementedMan: MAGIC

unconspicuous: oh man, your wings are so cool

DementedMan:

smashblu: We need to round up all pegasi and earth ponies into concentration camps

unconspicuous: pity they're useless with MAGIC

DementedMan: And then we can grow toothbrush moustaches

unconspicuous: why even bother rounding them up?

just enslave them and live in a giant magical city

call it canterlot

ShhhWorldChamp:

DementedMan: uncon

you win

screencapped

unconspicuous: remember kids

smashblu: Did you notice all the ponies in canterlot are unicorns?

DementedMan: tis moment has been immortalised

unconspicuous: economic slavery is still slavery

smashblu: The other races are enslaved

unconspicuous: what, didn't you know?

DementedMan: dude

that's fucking genius

unconspicuous: notice how canterlotlians wear clothing?

DementedMan: this is going to r/mylittlepony

unconspicuous: and the other ponies don't?

DementedMan: I'm stealing all your karma BTW

unconspicuous: its because those fuckers are an underclass

not worthy of garb

smashblu: Unicorns are snobs!

unconspicuous: remember to photoshoop the entire exchange together

when you screenshot

DementedMan: too lazy for that bullshit

Epigonic:   http://i.imgur.com/tfmy2.png

unconspicuous: because i'm too lazy to share this shit on reddit

I don't WANT internet points

I just want to argue about worldbuilding

which is what this is

smashblu:   http://i.imgur.com/m6apj.jpg

unconspicuous: discussing the background and canon behind equestrian society

DementedMan: smash

I laughed

unconspicuous: don't tell cthulu, we're actually talking about the same thing we were always talking about

ooOOOoooOOOOooo

DementedMan:   http://i.imgur.com/etKfK.png

submit to reddit?

smashblu: sure, why not?

unconspicuous: sure why not

DementedMan: groovy

downvotes ho!

unconspicuous: spectacular!

smashblu: groovy, baby

unconspicuous: Internet points ahoy!

Epigonic: link us up when you get it up

unconspicuous: yep

smashblu: Do I make you groovy, baby?

unconspicuous: we need to seed it with upvotes and comments

the lifeblood a reddit post

so anyways, the point about canterlot is

after hundreds of years of outright enslavement

the unicorns slowly "gave" the leser races their precious rights and liberties

smashblu: Earth ponies are numbskulls?

unconspicuous: while still denying them any real economic or political control

rather than dealing with revolution or warfar

DementedMan: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/orbyh/oh_mah_gawd_u_guys/

unconspicuous: the unicorns just kicked out the under classes

let them wander around in the untamed world outside the bounds of equestria

and like slaves emancipated following the civil war

DementedMan: are you saying

unconspicuous: most eventually returned to their same masters, lacking any other options

DementedMan: that the ones trapped in their city

are the free ones?

unconspicuous: they're all "free"

DementedMan: CAN YOU TASTE THE IRONY

unconspicuous: but centuries of economic, social, and political oppression give them no voice of power in the canterlotlian court

DementedMan: six more minutes of stupid bullshit

then electroswing

unconspicuous: the pegasi who care about their racial purity simply retreated into their flying city to make their own tiny world

DementedMan: and the earth ponies sat about

and ate dirt

until apples

unconspicuous: the earth ponies who objected wandered far and wide, seeding the growth of equestrian society, but never going far enough to escape the others behind them

in the end the unicorns move in, sieze political and economic control, and force the other, lower ponies out of civilisation

the process becomes so internalized that nopony even notices or cares about the cycle of growth and death of "lower" societies

DementedMan: Christ uncon

this is a fucking essay

unconspicuous: is it?

i'm just rambling

DementedMan: you have literally scared the entire chat away

unconspicuous: anyways, the process is finalizing itself in ponyville

Epigonic:

unconspicuous: one of Celestia's own students is sent there, to the cultured, pleasant villa of ponyville

which will inevitably have its power structure wrested from the perpetually poor earth ponies and aloof pegasi

some will remain, mostly as menial servants of the overclass

Epigonic: One scene that's always confused me is with the Orange family and their Unicorn servants

unconspicuous: but in the end, the only freedom that the nonmagical ponies will ever hace

is the freedom to die in the frontier

I should probably write a story about this or something

because this is a pretty neat canon

I should make a counterpoint to it

DementedMan: this song is bad

Epigonic: If you can convince three others of that fact, DementedMan, then you can rid yourself of it

smashblu: Fuck you

this song is awesome

DementedMan: two more!

come on uncon

unconspicuous: something about how the unicorn race is slowly fragmenting and dieing as their culture and society concentrated and focused into one single city

DementedMan: it'll unlock synchquest DLC

VOTE TO SKIP UNCON

smashblu: If you skip this song I'm buying a plane ticket to Australia and killing yoiu

unconspicuous: while the earth and pegasi ponies slowly replace the archaic cultural and economic norms of unicorns with their own

Epigonic: Hello Yipping Pinkie

unconspicuous: and how the unicorns are a failed, proud race who will ultimately become forgotten as anything other than a different breed of earth pony

cthulhuandyou: We really don't need voteskip

DementedMan: YES

smashblu: OK, you're safe for now, metz

cthulhuandyou: That's what the mute button is for

Epigonic: Just win by attrition.

unconspicuous: yep

DementedMan: or I could win faster by expending more bodies

unconspicuous: or win by writing about equestrian politics and history

DementedMan: Imperial Guard in action

unconspicuous: oh, like Grant's master strategy?

Epigonic: The moment the voteskip works, cthulhuandyou, I'll turn it off.

unconspicuous: he was such a magnificent bastard

Epigonic: I just like watching how much it gets used.

cthulhuandyou: lololol

unconspicuous: because for some reason, whenever I think of the imperial guard

Epigonic: Cause like DementedMan said, just having the option to click it gives him a feeling of control even in his impotent state.

unconspicuous: I think of the Union in the civil war

yeah, what epi said

DementedMan: have you read Gaunt's Ghosts?

unconspicuous: wut?

DementedMan: Great books

unconspicuous: what about?

DementedMan: They're about a guard regiment

unconspicuous: is it 40k stuff?

smashblu: That guy is pretty good at dancing I'd say

unconspicuous: I should probably get more into that canon

DementedMan: it's great canon

Epigonic: He's very white, but he's very good, smashblu

cthulhuandyou: Better than me

DementedMan: Ghosts is just good fiction

unconspicuous: but i need to finish reading FE:EQ so I can get a chance to be mad at the entire thing

not just the opening parts

and i need to finish that vector i'm working on

and all the other things I have literally no time to do because i'm working 9 hour days on the weekends and 11 hour days on weekdays

for another 4 weeks

smashblu: Oh uncon, your cynicism amuses me

unconspicuous: I kid, I kid

I have 2 spare hours per day to work on those things

so I can finish my vector by around the time the robotics season is over

Epigonic: When we get to "MLP:FiM provides a realistic representation of life in..." Maybe I can convince three of you to click skip with me?

unconspicuous: or i can read around 5 more chapters of FE EQ

in those entire 4 weeks

smashblu: I'll skip it even though I added it

Epigonic: Haha smashblu

smashblu: It seemed like a good idea at the time

unconspicuous: wait, I forget

am i being cynical again?

smashblu: probably, but I love you cynical bastards

Epigonic: Hahaha

smashblu: You, syn and demented

You guys are awesome

Epigonic: I kinda... like this one.

unconspicuous: i'm just in that pseudo-zen state where you're so exhausted you're just directly thinking all over your keybarod

no thought

just straight up writing

smashblu: SKIP IT!

Epigonic: PLEASE

unconspicuous: its when I do my very best and very worst writan stuff

cthulhuandyou: JOHN MADDEN

smashblu: FOOTBALL

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Epigonic: I'm the only one that's clicked the voteskip

smashblu: aeiou

cthulhuandyou: brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

unconspicuous: aieou

9999

999

9999999

smashblu: 999999999999

MARK

SNA-AY-KEY

unconspicuous:

smashblu: lol

I voted skip, for your info

cthulhuandyou: Well, it's all memey joke videos from here on

So I think I'm going to head out now

unconspicuous: first pony emote since when I was talking about the unicorn's racial domninance!

smashblu: haha

cthulhuandyou: Night everyone

smashblu: Alright, night cthulhu

unconspicuous: night cthulu

Epigonic added When I'm a Bird...

unconspicuous: dream of arguing with me over fanfic

because it seems you love it so much

smashblu: AEIOU

Epigonic added Luna - When I'm on t...

unconspicuous: HOLLA HOLLA GET $

damnit

i expected something different that time

is this it

smashblu: The next one will be different

I promise

unconspicuous: is this everyhthing else for all of ST

Epigonic: If I could keep this going forever, I would.

unconspicuous: oh this one is different

lower audio quality!

HAIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

smashblu: I SWEAR the next one is differnt

unconspicuous: damnit

this one is actually funny

but only in comparison to the others

smashblu: That's why it's the closer

JUST KIDDING!

unconspicuous: IT WASNT THE CLOSER

Epigonic: Love em

unconspicuous: WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO MEEEEEE

DementedMan: AND NOW

Epigonic: Let's do em all again

smashblu: LLLLOOOOOLLLL

DementedMan: OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION

unconspicuous: I don't think I would be laughing at this if I hadn't been awake for 20 hours

smashblu: ALWP

unconspicuous: just loop all of these, in this order

FOR A REALLY LONG TIME

DementedMan: I wonder how long till pinkie promise is an emote

smashblu: I think there are more

DementedMan: because we need it

unconspicuous: wait, so did you ever post my crazy ramblings onto reddit?

smashblu: Yeah, he linked it

DementedMan: yes

unconspicuous: wheres the link?

Epigonic added When I'm a DJ...

unconspicuous: I missed it

oh

DementedMan: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/orbyh/oh_mah_gawd_u_guys/

unconspicuous: I thought that there would be a vinyl one