- >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)17:11 No.763109
- I posted this right at the end of the last thread, so apologies if people have already seen it
- > Fluffy pony is doodling with her crayons
- > She's completely covered the page of her sketchbook she started on
- > Now she's moved on to the surrounding floor and walls
- > In a freak coincidence, one of the lines she scrawls makes sense in a long forgotten language
- > There's a reason humanity made sure this language was forgotten
- > Fluffy pony summons Cthulhu
- > Cthulhu's unearthly visage is enough to drive even the strongest willed mortals insane at a mere glance
- > Fluffy pony, however, is too stupid to be affected by this
- > “New fwen! New fwen!” she babbles
- > Fluffy pony hugs Cthulhu
- > Cthulhu is not sure how to proceed
- > He's never been hugged before
- > Looks at fluffy pony's adorable face gazing up at him, showing nothing but love
- > Decides to take fluffy pony back to R'lyeh to play with her
- > Fluffy pony drowns
- ---
- >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)18:03 No.764021
- >Day two as a fluffy pony
- >not that you know that
- >you've long since forgotten your past life
- >you have a new owner now
- >his name is Steve and you love him more than anything in the world
- >Steve's gone now. You dont know where he goes all the time
- >you want to run in circles inside. Running sounds like fun.
- >midway your salt lick catches your eye
- >you stop immediately, falling over and tumbling several times, before righting yourself and scampering over
- >you open your mouth and extend your tongue
- >the moment it makes contact, your tiny fluffy mind lights up
- >so much feeling inside you
- >soon the salt lick bores you
- >you find yourself hungry
- >well you dont have a word for it, but your little pony tummy is growling and you know you need to eat from the purple bowl
- >you'd know it said "fluffy," if you could read
- >where is that thing anyway?
- >you cant remember where it is
- >your mind falls into panic
- >where is it? Your feeble fluffy pony mind is just able to comprehend that if you dont eat from the bowl, you'll die
- >you start hyperventilating, looking around frantically
- >your eyes land on that soft square lump you like to lie down on
- >it's your only option
- >you rush over to it and tear into it with your teeth
- >there's something feathery and fluffy inside
- >you choke it down
- >you feel sick
- >a nasty liquid flies out of your mouth, all over the soft things
- >you dont know what it is
- >you're afraid
- >you start to cry
- >the square thing opens
- >Steve's home! You're saved!
- >Steve is not happy. Steve is very very mad.
- >Steve called you bad names and screamed at you
- >all you want is for Steve to be happy
- >your whole world shatters under Steve's disapproval
- >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)18:03 No.764028
- >>764021
- >Steve's mad about you eating the couch
- >he put you outside and tied you to a pole, and made you sleep outside in the rain all night
- >all you want to do is make him happy
- >after Steve left, you set your brilliant plan into motion
- >Steve liked food. You were going to make him food.
- >you took a slice of bread and put it on the stove, right over the flame
- >you take the burnt toast and put it on a paper plate
- >you take out one of those eggs he likes so much
- >you put it on the plate
- >your clumsy hooves crack it. You think that's how it's supposed to look, so you leave it
- >then you have to make him a card. That's what people do. You think.
- >you draw a picture of the sky and put it next to the plate
- >now for your masterstroke
- >you run to the closet to dig out some pillows to replace the one you ate
- >you drag out the pillows and throw them on the floor
- >you lie down on one, your fluff pressing against you
- >you see something outside
- >it's one of Steve's rain collection buckets
- >after last night, it was full
- >you hear a voice in your head, softly speaking
- >"they escaped the weight of darkness, to forge a path into the marrow of the spirit. They chose to drown, in a deeper vacancy"
- >the voice mesmerizes you
- >you notice you've been walking towards it
- >you're outside
- >staring into the water
- >you can see your face looking back at you. Cute. Purple. Fluffy.
- >you move forward, submerging yourself under the water, guided by some unknown purpose
- >the voice returns
- >"breathe in breathe in breathe in breathe in breathe in"
- >you suck the water into your lungs
- >blackness engulfs you
- >Steve needs a new pony
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