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SYNCHQUEST EPISODE ONE

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  1. unconspicuous: >channel SUMMON: MARZIPAN MONSTROSITY
  2. Kattib: why so much hate for griffin village?
  3. unconspicuous: because people don't like it
  4. DementedMan: > PINKIE cannot be ORDERED! She is CHANNELING!
  5. Kattib: but...why?
  6. knocknix: Emu doesn't like it
  7. Kattib: but...why?
  8. TheBestPony: It's bad
  9. Kattib: but...why?
  10. unconspicuous: because he DOESNT LIKE IT
  11. Kattib: but...why?
  12. unconspicuous: people are allowed to dislike the things you like
  13. totalwar57: >Twilight channels SLEEP
  14. TheBestPony: It causes my brain to release depressive neurotransmitters
  15. Kattib: but...why?
  16. Epigonic: Now now, Emu, JackleApp was up on stage with Derpy Grooves and Tarby and they were all playing and singing Summer and a bunch of people got on stage at Bronycon...
  17. DementedMan: > You ORDER TWILIGHT to CHANNEL SOOTHING MELODY
  18. Epigonic: And it was so happy and wonderful, I think you could have loved it then
  19. none of the annoying autotune
  20. DementedMan: > TWILIGHT CHANNELS SOOTHING MELODY for 2 turns!
  21. TheBestPony: Maybe.
  22. totalwar57: >End turn
  23. unconspicuous: wait, is protagonist male or female?
  24. DementedMan: > PINKIE tries to CAST CAKE BATTERY. She succeeds! 15 SILDMG
  25. Kattib: but...why?
  26. TheBestPony: The song
  27. Is bad
  28. knocknix mutes Katt
  29. Kattib:
  30. but knock I love you! <#
  31. ILuvFluttershy mutes knocknix
  32. DementedMan: > PINKAMENA tries to CAST EVISCERATE on PINKIE! She succeeds PINKIE takes 12 ORGDMG
  33. Kattib: oh hey a pulsar
  34. knocknix has never actually muted anyone
  35. Epigonic mutes Epigonic.
  36. knocknix:
  37. ILuvFluttershy has also never muted anyone
  38. ILuvFluttershy:
  39. TheBestPony jumps on Knock's back, and latches claws into him
  40. Kattib: can you mute yourself?
  41. DementedMan: > What do?
  42. Epigonic: Oh, you can MUTE people?
  43. Kattib: eeyup
  44. Epigonic: I never knew.
  45. knocknix: Katt: nope
  46. Kattib: I can mute people too
  47. totalwar57: >Check Pinkamena's health
  48. DementedMan: > Your PER is not high enough to check HP
  49. Epigonic goes back to homework.
  50. knocknix goes back to nothing
  51. totalwar57: >Use persuade
  52. unconspicuous: >use MENTATS
  53. Kattib: what homework epi?
  54. unconspicuous: >check PINKAMENA's health
  55. Epigonic: I like this song.
  56. TheBestPony jumps from knock to ILF, and latches onto his underbelly
  57. Epigonic: Teaching of Physics.
  58. totalwar57: I'm gonna play l4d2, anyone want to join?
  59. DementedMan: > You have no MENTATS!
  60. unconspicuous: fffffffff
  61. knocknix: this song is fantastic
  62. Kattib: wait so physics homework or you teaching physics?
  63. unconspicuous: yes
  64. Epigonic: I'm learning how to teach physics
  65. unconspicuous: he is doing both
  66. Kattib: ahhh gotcha
  67. DementedMan: > You attack with a PERSUASIVE INQUIRY! PINKAMENA is now in a ANGRY RAGE!
  68. TheBestPony: Does that mean
  69. Somebody was teaching you how to learn physics?
  70. Kattib: hey physics question then, no idea if you can answer it but:
  71. unconspicuous: yay!
  72. Epigonic: yep
  73. unconspicuous: her RAGE level went down!
  74. TheBestPony: Gasp
  75. Kattib: if I had two electrons (known mass/charge/distance form one another etc) on a 1 dimensional string
  76. and they werent moving
  77. Epigonic: We're going over questions that were multiple choice that are going to be given to a Physics 1 class that may never have had physics in the past...
  78. unconspicuous: niiiiiiice
  79. Kattib: what would the energy of the virtual photon transfered between them be?
  80. TheBestPony: 7
  81. Epigonic: ... and we have to figure out for each wrong answer why they might pick that, and decide which wrong answer will be most commonly picked.
  82. unconspicuous: that is intense
  83. DementedMan: > TWILIGHT attempts to CAST SOOTHING MELODY! She fails! MAGICAL MISSHAP, TWILIGHT is temporarily a LEMON.
  84. unconspicuous: THIS SONG
  85. OH YEAH
  86. Epigonic: This song, yes.
  87. Yes.
  88. YES.
  89. TheBestPony: I hate when that happens
  90. Kattib: epi any idea on my question?
  91. totalwar57: No one wants to play left 4 dead?
  92. TheBestPony: I try to use music and I become a lemon
  93. unconspicuous: >make SPARKLEADE
  94. Epigonic: Oh, wait, you asked a question
  95. Kattib: eeyup
  96. assume an infinitesimal time dt
  97. FlutterFan1: we're still playing SQ? lol
  98. totalwar57: Come on guys, l4d2 is awesome
  99. unconspicuous: but synchtquest
  100. Kattib: total, versus or campaign?
  101. Epigonic: I took Modern Physics 2 like over 2 years ago. I've already memory dumped that stuff, hehe
  102. Kattib: awww, oh alright
  103. DementedMan: > PINKIE PIE uses CITRUS SPARKLE to make a SOURSPLOSION STRIKE. 24 DMG! PINKAMENA is no COATED IN LEMONY ACID!
  104. Kattib: its okay
  105. totalwar57: either campaign or some survival
  106. Kattib: hmmm okay im up for it
  107. friend me via steam: name is kattib
  108. Epigonic: virtual particles was taught on april 2nd, and I had to tell the teacher that april fool's day was yesterday, cause the entire subject was just ridiculous
  109. knocknix: I love so many songs
  110. Kattib: virtual particles are useful though
  111. TheBestPony: I love ponies
  112. knocknix: ^
  113. Epigonic: Yeah, but they're just completely not intuitive
  114. unconspicuous: I love ponies too!
  115. DementedMan: I think we can agree on this
  116. totalwar57: Katt, what's your steam name?
  117. unconspicuous: we should make a synchtube for them!
  118. knocknix: that's a great idea
  119. TheBestPony: That's a horrible idea
  120. It would never work
  121. Kattib: well for electrons if you picture the electromagnetic field as a field of photons with momentum in a certain dirction they are very intuitive
  122. kattib
  123. unconspicuous: >inspect PINKAMENA
  124. Kattib: my steam name is kattib
  125. DementedMan: > PINKAMENA makes a SWEEPING SWING with a SURGICAL TOOL! 12DMG!
  126. TheBestPony: My real name is Kattib
  127. Epigonic: Gasp
  128. What a twist
  129. Kattib: heh
  130. Epigonic disappears into homework
  131. TheBestPony: But my steam name is Mark Wahlberg
  132. knocknix: My real name is Emu
  133. TheBestPony: So I have no idea what's going on
  134. unconspicuous: My real name is bittaK and this is wierding me out
  135. DementedMan: > Your HP is now 42! You receive BLESSING OF ARGAJAG.
  136. > What do?
  137. unconspicuous: >inspect PINKAMENA
  138. Kattib: I wish I could figure out what the energy of said virtual photons would be but I have no idea how
  139. TheBestPony: What the bFUCK is going on in here?
  140. knocknix: synchtube
  141. Kattib: I would know what force the electrons would be applying to one another
  142. unconspicuous: physics and SynchQuest
  143. DementedMan: > PINKAMENA is a small pink pony a lot like PINKIE. Her hair is straight, she is spattered with blood, and is holding a SURGICAL TOOL and PINKIE'S SPLEEN.
  144. totalwar57: More people join for l4d2. That is an order.
  145. DementedMan: WRong country
  146. sorry
  147. TheBestPony: I can't
  148. I can't read
  149. unconspicuous: >Disarm PINKAMENA
  150. knocknix: I don't really feel like playing anything right now
  151. Kattib: hmm I suppose with an infintesimal time dt I could relate time and distance and then get the differential dx and then do an integral...hmmm
  152. unconspicuous: >alternatively, dishoof PINKAMENA
  153. DementedMan: > You make a DISARMING STRIKE against PINKAMENA. You miss!
  154. Kattib: but no that wouldnt work, id just end up with 0
  155. totalwar57: fine, if we can't get a whole group, i'm gonna play tf2
  156. unconspicuous: >STRIKE AGAIN DAMNIT
  157. FlutterFan1: this
  158. song
  159. DementedMan: > STRIKING with the CUDGEL uses two MOVES!
  160. unconspicuous: its like music to my ears
  161. TheBestPony: I enjoy this song
  162. DementedMan: > TWILIGHT CHANNELS BOLT OF HAPPINESS for 2 turns!
  163. FlutterFan1: me too
  164. DementedMan: > PINKIE PIE CHANNELS BAKE A CAKE for 1 turn! You are healed for 5 HP!
  165. TheBestPony: I want to rub sweetie belle on my face'
  166. FlutterFan1: ^
  167. unconspicuous:
  168. DementedMan: > PINKAMENA lobs PINKIE'S SPLEEN at PINKIE. 12 WTFDMG.
  169. > WHat do?
  170. totalwar57: Rubbing ponies on your face will cure all diseases
  171. AwkwardTurtle walks into the room, looks around, and slowly backs out
  172. unconspicuous:
  173. TheBestPony: Oh, AT
  174. ILuvFluttershy: I love this song
  175. @!
  176. knocknix: No, Awkward!
  177. ILuvFluttershy:
  178. totalwar57: Hi AT
  179. TheBestPony: Just FYi
  180. DementedMan: come back
  181. knocknix: Don't leave me with these people
  182. AwkwardTurtle: hello everyone
  183. TheBestPony: Because I'm too lazy to open up steam
  184. Kattib: hi AT
  185. DementedMan: SYNCHQUEST is being played BTW
  186. TheBestPony: We and the other mods need to talk about stuff relatively soon
  187. AwkwardTurtle: okie dokie
  188. TheBestPony: This song makes love to my ears
  189. AwkwardTurtle: I did make that steam group for mods, but no one (including myself) ever uses it
  190. TheBestPony: Especially through these headphones
  191. knocknix: I totally forgot about that...
  192. TheBestPony: Well then, we may actually have to use that for once then XD
  193. AwkwardTurtle: wooooo
  194. totalwar57: Damnit Epi, why did you have to want to be a mod
  195. knocknix: Epi isn't part of the group on Steam
  196. TheBestPony: Oh yeah. That should happen.
  197. Kattib: I should join the {CMC} group
  198. totalwar57: I want to be a mod
  199. DementedMan: > What do?
  200. knocknix: being a mod really isn't that great
  201. Kattib: I want to be a mod, but im doing something about it
  202. unconspicuous: totalwar
  203. totalwar57: ...he says as he plans secret meetings
  204. unconspicuous: you don't want to be a mod
  205. TheBestPony: All it really does is give you control over what videos play, and people bitch at you for things
  206. Kattib: ive been lacing emu's food with hallucinagenics so he makes me a mod
  207. then I shall ause power
  208. abuse*
  209. unconspicuous: being a moderator is terrible
  210. AwkwardTurtle: Epi, if I remembered what steam name is yours you should now be in the steam group
  211. DementedMan: > What do?
  212. Kattib: psh all I would do as a mod is abuse power
  213. unconspicuous: no real extra utility, but everyone blames you for everything that goes wrong
  214. knocknix: Secret meetings aren't that great either
  215. Kattib: ive already told everyone this
  216. unconspicuous: thats why you should act irresponsible so nobody makes you a mod
  217. totalwar57: You say it isn't that good and then you guys get to have secret meetings
  218. unconspicuous: its worked so far for me
  219. they HAVE to
  220. DementedMan: > What do?
  221. knocknix: The meetings aren't fun
  222. unconspicuous: leadership has to work like that
  223. Kattib: im already irresponsible, and I already abuse power
  224. I just want to abuse more power
  225. totalwar57: Yeah, but they're secret
  226. unconspicuous: so what
  227. totalwar57: And secret stuff is fun stuff
  228. TheBestPony: It's secret, butt not fun
  229. See, it doesn't work that way
  230. unconspicuous: all of my loot council discussions are secret, but thats just to keep people from bitching about favoritism
  231. Kattib: crimsone lemme say, I still love your OC pony and your steam avatar makes me smile
  232. knocknix: I've never actually had a fun secret
  233. TheBestPony: But I can't say it's secret butt fun
  234. Kattib: crimson* sorry
  235. unconspicuous: if everyone was mature enough to be able to listen in on the secret mod meetings
  236. FlutterFan1: love Saltlakrits
  237. unconspicuous: they wouldn't need to be SECRET
  238. TheBestPony: Crimsoné
  239. totalwar57: see, but i would make it secret butt fun
  240. knocknix: this was the first pony remix I ever heard
  241. TheBestPony: My first was the Alex S glitch remix, but this might have been the second
  242. unconspicuous: my first was avast fluttershy's ass
  243. tf2 micspamming is magic
  244. knocknix: I watched it pretty much right after I finished the episodes
  245. d-did I kill it...?
  246. Kattib: yes
  247. knocknix:
  248. Kattib: its okay I still love you
  249. totalwar57: you shot it in the face
  250. Kattib:
  251. TheBestPony: I don't love you
  252. Kattib: WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW EMU!
  253. TheBestPony: I *AM* you
  254. 5 EVER
  255. Kattib: *GASP*
  256. knocknix:
  257. unconspicuous:
  258. TheBestPony:
  259. unconspicuous: perpetually molesting derpy
  260. TheBestPony: Derp
  261. Kattib:
  262. TheBestPony:
  263. Kattib: hes falling
  264. unconspicuous:
  265. knocknix:
  266. DementedMan: >WHat do dammit?
  267. Kattib:
  268. AwkwardTurtle: ME IS LEAVING NOW
  269. TheBestPony: MY BRAIN IS FULL OF APPLES
  270. AwkwardTurtle: BE BACK LATER
  271. FOOD TIME
  272. knocknix: Bye AT
  273. unconspicuous:
  274. TheBestPony: I LOVE YOU AT
  275. unconspicuous: bye emu
  276. knocknix: I LOVE YOU MUCH
  277. ILuvFluttershy: I LOVE YOU MORE
  278. unconspicuous: I wub woo
  279. Kattib:
  280. TheBestPony: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN FIRST
  281. knocknix: I LOVE YOU MUCH MORE
  282. unconspicuous:
  283. Kattib:
  284. oh god I broke it!
  285. TheBestPony: I SHOULD BAN YOU FOR THAT
  286. unconspicuous: maybe
  287. Kattib: do you hate cluna?
  288. DementedMan: > What do?
  289. unconspicuous: I WUB WOO
  290. Synapsid: Yay music time
  291. TheBestPony: THERE WILL BE NO CLUNA IN MY HOUSE UNLESS I'M THE ONE CLUNAING
  292. Synapsid: Also, hello again everyone
  293. knocknix: Yay Synapsid
  294. Kattib: hahaha okay okay, I didnt know
  295. DementedMan: Hey syn
  296. Kattib: [](/happy luna-75)
  297. Synapsid: Yay knock!
  298. DementedMan: Synchquest is going
  299. Synapsid: Yay Metz!
  300. Kattib:
  301. knocknix:
  302. unconspicuous: demented
  303. Kattib: only the cardinal direction work
  304. DementedMan: yes
  305. unconspicuous: >examine pinkamena
  306. TheBestPony: What's a Metz?
  307. DementedMan: I am
  308. Kattib:
  309. Synapsid: Metz is a Metz, emu
  310. DementedMan: I am Der Metzgermeister
  311. Synapsid: Obviously
  312. Kattib:
  313. Synapsid: I still prefer SPMG, but he likes Metz
  314. So
  315. unconspicuous: I'M DANCING!
  316. Synapsid: That is what he is called
  317. Kattib: hi syn
  318. DementedMan: > PINKAMENA is a small pink pony a lot like PINKIE. Her hair is straight, she is spattered with blood, and is holding a SURGICAL TOOL and PINKIE'S SPLEEN.
  319. Synapsid: mmm spleens....
  320. unconspicuous: >cudgel that irritatingly high-hped pony
  321. in the kneecaps
  322. go for a crippling blow
  323. TheBestPony: I haven't heard this in a long time
  324. Kattib: I love this one
  325. knocknix: it has been quite awhile
  326. Kattib:
  327. DementedMan: > You deliver a KNEE NOBBLING BLOW! PINKAMENA is CRIPPLED!
  328. Kattib:
  329. TheBestPony: I love it
  330. totalwar57: Damnit, how do i get m4a files to work in audiosurf?
  331. Epigonic: This one is on my pony playlist
  332. TheBestPony: Same
  333. unconspicuous: convert them over to a REAL codex
  334. Rariteah: It feels like... Whenever I come in here... You're playing music....
  335. DementedMan: > TWILIGHT Attempts to cast BOLT OF HAPPINESS, She succeeds! 13YAYDMG
  336. Kattib:
  337. unconspicuous: >continue CRIPPLING LIMBS until PINKAMENA can be SUBDUED
  338. Synapsid: It is unusual to see both Metz and Deathclaw here so early
  339. Kattib: music time is nearly over
  340. TheBestPony: Who are metz and deathclaw?
  341. DementedMan: > PINKIE PIE GIGGLE ANNOYINGLY. PINKAMENA is back to a MURDER RAGE
  342. Synapsid: Metz is Metz and Deathclaw is Deathclaw, obviously
  343. unconspicuous: damnit
  344. Synapsid: Get with the program, emu
  345. Rariteah: Duh
  346. TheBestPony: Fuck you and fuck your shit
  347. unconspicuous: > MORE CRIPPLING BLOWS
  348. Synapsid: I love you too, emu
  349. TheBestPony: You cumb dunt
  350. totalwar57: brb
  351. TheBestPony: Somebody put on more music
  352. DementedMan: > PINKAMENA CHANNELS SCALPEL SLINGING for 1 turn. She succeeds! 13 DMG
  353. TheBestPony: Or just random shit
  354. I don't even care
  355. Put more stuff on
  356. knocknix added Call Upon The Sea Po...
  357. Kattib: okay
  358. TheBestPony: YES
  359. DementedMan: > What do?
  360. Synapsid: Goddamn you, knock
  361. Kattib:  4:19 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKBw1lxS4zE
  362. Synapsid: You just had to put that one on
  363. Rariteah: I ponified the FUCK outta my computer
  364. Kattib: mwahaha
  365. knocknix added My Little Pony G3.5 ...
  366. Synapsid shakes his fist
  367. knocknix added Griffin Village - Su...
  368. TheBestPony: You're a nigger
  369. Kattib: im not a nigger, im a jew!
  370. GET IT RIGHT
  371. TheBestPony: Same shit
  372. This song give me a big ol' music boner
  373. Kattib:  2:38 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M
  374. knocknix added APPLE.MOV...
  375. DementedMan: > What do?
  376. unconspicuous: I guess you could say i'm an ENSEMBLE DARKHORSE
  377. knocknix added Who's A Silly Pony (...
  378. Kattib:  0:40 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-c2vGR46QQ
  379. TheBestPony: >Eat toes
  380. Rariteah: I like how more and more non-pony music has been getting posted lately (sarcasm)
  381. unconspicuous: I LVOE IT
  382. SO MUCH
  383. ITS GREAT
  384. Kattib: I prefer pony music to non pony music
  385. knocknix added Don't Hug me I'm Sca...
  386. knocknix added Applebloom.mp4...
  387. Kattib: if I wanted non pony music id go to non pony areas
  388. DementedMan: > You eat some nearby SEVERED TOES. +7 HP
  389. TheBestPony: I added one non-pony song
  390. So, to put it bluntly
  391. unconspicuous: >continue subduing PINKAMENA with VIOLENT BLOWS to all 4 KNEES
  392. TheBestPony: Go fuck yourself
  393. Kattib: haters gonna hate?
  394. emu are you high? nahh he isnt happy enough
  395. DementedMan: > ATTACKING with the CUDGEL requires 2 MOVES!
  396. knocknix added Wanna Buy A Ghost?...
  397. Kattib: and he wouldve told us
  398. FlutterFan1: sea ponies next -__________-
  399. TheBestPony: I am most certainly high
  400. unconspicuous: >queue it up for the next turn then
  401. Kattib: really? Mkay
  402. Synapsid: Emu is so diplomatic
  403. knocknix: Link some actual music
  404. unconspicuous: this is why I love emu
  405. TheBestPony: I don't need diplomacy, I have absolute power
  406. Kattib: emu do something entertaining as you are high currently
  407. TheBestPony: No u
  408. DementedMan: > You use your remaining MOVE to add to your next TURN!
  409. Kattib: okay
  410. Synapsid: Absolute power contingently
  411. Kattib:
  412. knocknix added H8_Seed befriends Ja...
  413. TheBestPony:  3:25 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sBZdSHAIZI
  414. DementedMan: > TWILIGHT strikes once more with her BATTLE FLANK! 13 DMG!
  415. knocknix added Caravan Palace - Cla...
  416. TheBestPony:  5:21 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FFTx6AKmU
  417. DementedMan: > PINKAMENA HAS BEEN DEFEATED.
  418. knocknix added Election Night Speci...
  419. unconspicuous: WAHAHAHA
  420. TheBestPony:  1:07 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqUfPhMxmAg
  421. knocknix added Aren't conversations...
  422. Kattib: >FREE DERPY
  423. TheBestPony:  2:58 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy9Dlsjk4Tk
  424. FlutterFan1:  4:24 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h978Ei7XIMQ
  425. unconspicuous: >subdue the SHIT out of her before she can do some insane gambit
  426. knocknix added Daft Punk vs. Queen ...
  427. unconspicuous: >then free derpy
  428. DementedMan: > PINKAMENA is now ON THE FLOOR. She is not WALKING THE DINOSAUR though.
  429. TheBestPony:  2:59 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU
  430. knocknix added Blank...
  431. knocknix added Gangsta Rap - Nigga ...
  432. Kattib: Queen>daft punk
  433. DementedMan: > As you approach PINKAMENA, she begins to GLOW ANNOYINGLY.
  434. TheBestPony: Queen + Daft Punk = ideal
  435. 0:52 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZeciX-3wfs
  436. knocknix added Rammstein VS Cookie ...
  437. unconspicuous: >SUBDUE FASTER
  438. TheBestPony:  2:59 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y414Q7vVgYU
  439. DementedMan: > PINKAMENA's GLOWING FORM fuses with PINKIE PIE.
  440. knocknix added Adam Jensen Does A S...
  441. unconspicuous: > DONT LET HER GO ALL SEPHIROTH ON YOU
  442. >damnit
  443. DementedMan: > PINKAMENA has joined the PARTY!
  444. TheBestPony:  3:07 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoHECVnQC7A
  445. knocknix added William Tell Overtur...
  446. TheBestPony:  0:40 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qflcf4h1_pU
  447. knocknix added Use condoms...
  448. TheBestPony:  0:46 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVLmC8Motfg
  449. knocknix added The Justin Bieber Sh...
  450. TheBestPony:  1:26 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bdry7_5qck
  451. DementedMan: > PINKIE can now CHANNEL for a turn to switch to PINKAMENA
  452. knocknix added a floating fire ant ...
  453. ILuvFluttershy: what the hell is going on here?
  454. TheBestPony:  4:25 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IjBi1eEaAA
  455. knocknix: WTF Time
  456. TheBestPony:  1:11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FTJxfV3pc
  457. knocknix added The Book of Mormon -...
  458. Kattib: >FREE DERPY
  459. TheBestPony:  9:56 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmw6cy6bwc0
  460. knocknix added spiderman 1967- the ...
  461. ILuvFluttershy: god
  462. dammit
  463. unconspicuous: OH GOD
  464. OH GOD
  465. DementedMan: > You free DERPY form the RESTRAINTS
  466. Kattib: lol this song
  467. TheBestPony:  ILF
  468. knocknix:
  469. TheBestPony: Blame Knock
  470. Kattib: put on the smooze
  471. you cant stop the smooze
  472. ILuvFluttershy: I know exactly who to blame
  473. and I fucking love him
  474. soo
  475. DementedMan: > DERPY is now VERY HAPPY.
  476. knocknix:
  477. TheBestPony:  3:51 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
  478. knocknix added Rubberbandits - Hors...
  479. TheBestPony:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044
  480. Epigonic: Nonoono
  481. DementedMan: > DERPY sees PINKIE PIE. DERPY is now WIGGING OUT.
  482. Epigonic: Pony Outside
  483. Kattib: >GIVE DERPY MUFFIN
  484. TheBestPony:  0:03 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJq4jWSQNd8
  485. knocknix: I can't add that last one Emu
  486. unconspicuous: >MUFFIN DERPY GIVE
  487. DementedMan: > You have no MUFFIN.
  488. knocknix added Go ! Bwaaah !...
  489. TheBestPony:  2:15 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsYEGmhEbc
  490. Epigonic: Get that Rubberbandits shit off of here
  491. Go get the PMV
  492. knocknix added Det Satan Club...
  493. TheBestPony:  2:54 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoNSl9srm70
  494. unconspicuous: I AM WIGGING OUT FROM YOUR MOUSE RIGHT NOW.
  495. knocknix added Caramelldansen HQ...
  496. knocknix added Pony Outside...
  497. TheBestPony:  3:02 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBHfXPqbgI
  498. knocknix added Zlad - I Am The Anti...
  499. TheBestPony:  3:06 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4
  500. knocknix added Elektronik Supersoni...
  501. TheBestPony:  2:25 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hddCpJ8MfVo
  502. 3:13 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs1CA5hFdd4
  503. unconspicuous: WIGGING OUT SO HARD
  504. knocknix added Some guy yells at so...
  505. knocknix added Probably the worst m...
  506. TheBestPony:  2:08 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qMHNFOtjYk
  507. unconspicuous: THOSE GODDAMN PONI
  508. Kattib:
  509. knocknix added The Room Dubstep Rem...
  510. TheBestPony:  1:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJZbyS9MUjc
  511. knocknix added Hands Commercial (Jo...
  512. unconspicuous: THEY HAVE HEADS LARGER THAN THEIR TORSOES
  513. HOW
  514. WHY
  515. Epigonic: God...
  516. unconspicuous: MORE IMPORTANTLY, HOW?
  517. Epigonic: I thought this music time would just be 30 minutes long or something, hehe
  518. knocknix: same reaction every damn time from you people
  519. DementedMan: lots of these are current gen
  520. Epigonic: How wrong I was.
  521. Kattib: copious amounts of radiation
  522. totalwar57:  3:08 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfkf9PXPI98
  523. unconspicuous: HOW DO THEY GIVE BIRTH WITH HEADS SO DISPROPORTIONATELY LARGE
  524. knocknix added Rainbow Dash Always ...
  525. unconspicuous: I DONT EVEN
  526. Kattib: BEST THING COMING
  527. TheBestPony:  7:03 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jnCcejkpjg
  528. Kattib: get ready for it emu
  529. DementedMan: >
  530. knocknix added LEATHER PANTS~!...
  531. unconspicuous: DO THEY REPRODUCE BY BUDDING OR SOMETHING?
  532. TheBestPony: WHERE IS MY MUTE BURRON
  533. Kattib: yes uncon
  534. TheBestPony:  3:09 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4
  535. totalwar57:  1:34 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq9IrIR5C28
  536. unconspicuous: oh ok
  537. knocknix: alright, I think that's enough for now
  538. TheBestPony:  0:44 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_gowkT_z5M
  539. DementedMan: I understand EMU's feelings
  540. knocknix added King Missile - Detac...
  541. TheBestPony:  2:38 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVvhxwtFsnE
  542. DementedMan: the voice in this is shit
  543. knocknix added CARD GAMES ON MOTORC...
  544. TheBestPony:  1:57 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knqeSmB5Ru8
  545. totalwar57:  15:01 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emv0yh0Obrw
  546. knocknix added Banned Pop Rocks Com...
  547. Kattib: I like this song
  548. knocknix added Toy Food...
  549. unconspicuous: the voice is supposed to be shit
  550. knocknix added Bearsirk Bridged bi ...
  551. unconspicuous: WHY ALL THE MUSIC ALL OF A SUDDEN
  552. knocknix: no more
  553. Kattib: oh god total
  554. reff
  555. TheBestPony:  1:21 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiabqjxvRUg
  556. totalwar57: ADD THE BLOODY REF
  557. FlutterFan1: we are making da musics
  558. unconspicuous: ADD THE RED
  559. REF
  560. DementedMan: > The parasar demnds sacrifice or more playing
  561. TheBestPony added Funtime Shorts...
  562. Epigonic: REF REF REF
  563. unconspicuous: >SACRIFICE
  564. totalwar57: EMU, ADD REFS
  565. Kattib: >DANCE WITH DERPY
  566. unconspicuous: >also examine DERPY
  567. DementedMan: > You DANCE WITH DERPY, but DERPY sin't DANCING she's WIGGING OUT. You do your best.
  568. unconspicuous: >on a scale of violated to disemboweled, how abused was she?
  569. TheBestPony: NO
  570. I NO NEED TO REF
  571. unconspicuous: REF?
  572. totalwar57: YES YOU DO
  573. TheBestPony: Holy fuck there's a lot of random shit on here
  574. DementedMan: > DERPY is currently THOROUGHLY EVISCERATED.
  575. Kattib: ref ref ref ref ref ref refr ref ref ref ref ref ref ref ref ref ref
  576. unconspicuous: >thats TERRIBLE
  577. Kattib: >HEAL DERPY
  578. totalwar57: ref ref ref ref ref ref refr ref ref ref ref ref ref ref ref ref ref
  579. unconspicuous: >HEAL SO HARD
  580. knocknix: A metric fuckton of random shit
  581. totalwar57: ref ref ref ref ref ref refr ref ref ref ref ref ref ref ref ref ref ref ref ref ref ref ref refr ref ref ref ref ref ref ref ref ref ref
  582. Kattib: im leaving once WTF time comes
  583. TheBestPony mutes totalwar
  584. DementedMan: > HEALING can only SEAL WOUNDS. You will have to find DERPY'S INNARDS to HEAL her.
  585. unconspicuous: >REVISCERATE DERPY
  586. Kattib: >LOOK FOR INNARDS
  587. totalwar57: Yay! Now i can talk about him behind his back
  588. unconspicuous: OR SO YOU THINK TOTAL
  589. totalwar57: Yay! Now i can talk about him behind his back
  590. DementedMan: > You find a LENGTH OF INTESTINE on one of the TABLES.
  591. totalwar57: will you tell him all of the refs that i say?
  592. unconspicuous: >reviscerate LENGTH OF INTESTINES
  593. totalwar57: will you tell him all of the refs that i say?
  594. no i will not total
  595. TheBestPony: ghghghghghghhghghghghghghhghghghghghghg
  596. unconspicuous: only the important things
  597. DementedMan: > DERPY wont say still long enough for you to shove the coil of intestines in!
  598. Epigonic:  3:14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrJQk87j6A8
  599. Kattib: apple.mov now
  600. unconspicuous: >seduce DERPY
  601. wait
  602. no
  603. totalwar57: ref Emu ref ref sucks ref ref pony ref ref ref balls ref ref ref
  604. unconspicuous: >sedate DERPY
  605. DementedMan: > How do you SEDATE DERPY with your insipid attempt at SEDUCTION.
  606. > DERPY is now fitfully sleeping.
  607. Epigonic: No way, I just said that you crazy cunt, hur hur!!!
  608. unconspicuous: >the sedation and seduction are totally unrelated I swear
  609. DementedMan: > I seriously don't know.
  610. unconspicuous: >reviscerate SLEEPING DERPY
  611. DementedMan: > You push the INTESTINES into DERPY'S ABDOMEN.
  612. > CLOSE ENOUGH.
  613. TheBestPony: >rub uncon's belly
  614. unconspicuous: >NO MY ONLY WEAKNESS
  615. DementedMan: > You rub your belly for some reason.
  616. unconspicuous: BAD TOUCH
  617. Kattib: alright im outta here, see ya
  618. unconspicuous: later kattib
  619. totalwar57: Bye Katt
  620. unconspicuous: oh god this terrible thing
  621. TheBestPony: Seriously though
  622. unconspicuous: is it supposed to sound bad?
  623. like summer?
  624. TheBestPony: That drawing of the real applejack
  625. The eyes are too far back
  626. DementedMan: Nightmares
  627. TheBestPony: And it scares me
  628. unconspicuous: real applejack?
  629. they're both the real applejack
  630. TheBestPony: Nah dude, the real one
  631. unconspicuous:
  632. Epigonic: Well, I had music time, heh
  633. unconspicuous: yeah I know what you mean emu
  634. Epigonic: I'm off for now, gotta finish this homework. Laters all
  635. totalwar57: Later Epi
  636. unconspicuous: >stitch INTESTINE back into DIGESTIVE TRACT
  637. >hope pony anatomy is similar enough to shark anatomy to figure it out
  638. totalwar57: May i ask why you know shark anatomy?
  639. DementedMan: > The INTESTINE is already in CLOSE ENOUGH. Besides, her DIGESTIVE TRACT is ELSEWHERE.
  640. unconspicuous: >OH GOD THE LIVER ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE
  641. unconspicuous vomits
  642. unconspicuous: uhhhh
  643. disections
  644. i've only done frogs, squirrels, small sharks before
  645. nothing big
  646. totalwar57: isn't it a resection?
  647. unconspicuous: this would be
  648. TheBestPony is a silly pony
  649. DementedMan: Unvisceration.
  650. unconspicuous: >begin QUEST FOR DIGESTIA!
  651. DementedMan: FINALLY
  652. SOMEONE GETS IT
  653. unconspicuous: >PUNS!
  654. totalwar57: We use our stomaches to digestia?
  655. TheBestPony: I love this video
  656. DementedMan: > You leave the SLEEPING DERPY for now.
  657. TheBestPony: Physically
  658. unconspicuous: THIS VIDJO
  659. TheBestPony: I've never watched it baked before
  660. So this is a historic moment
  661. FlutterFan1: what is this lol
  662. DementedMan: > You cannot find any more of the INNARDS you need, though there are many scattered about.
  663. TheBestPony: Ladder leaning on a log
  664. Is weirdly specific
  665. unconspicuous: wut
  666. DementedMan: > There are severed WINGS, MUSCLES, and BONES, but now INNARDS.
  667. unconspicuous: >Reattach OUTTARDS
  668. TheBestPony: I laughed so hard I cried
  669. unconspicuous: ALWP
  670. DementedMan: > DERPY isn't missing any OUTARDS.
  671. unconspicuous: oh
  672. >take WINGS, MUSCLES, and BONES
  673. FlutterFan1: yesssssss
  674. unconspicuous: >assemble HORRIFIC CORPSEARMOR
  675. totalwar57: We're only watching this once?
  676. DementedMan: > PAUSE FOR THEME SONG
  677. unconspicuous: >INDEED
  678. TheBestPony: I love thhis video
  679. So much
  680. unconspicuous: ugh those fucking shirts
  681. I already hate that man
  682. its like a responsive tourist-detection thing
  683. TheBestPony: Seriously
  684. This fucking movie
  685. video
  686. whatever
  687. DementedMan: > You cannot craft CORPSEARMOR with the limited supplies here. You can, however, craft LICH'S BONEARMOR with the bones and your CRAFTABLE SKULL.
  688. unconspicuous: hmmm
  689. save organpile until more MACABRE MATERIA can be AMASSED
  690. TheBestPony: This song is also in the not good
  691. DementedMan: > You do not have enough room to take the VARIOUS VISCERA.
  692. unconspicuous: hmmm
  693. DementedMan: > Check INV?
  694. unconspicuous: >check INV
  695. >check Twi's INV too
  696. totalwar57: We should add safety dance to this playlist
  697. DementedMan: > KEYS CUDGEL [EQUIP] SMALL POUCH [EQUIP] UNUSEFUL CRAP CRAFTABLE SKULL BLOODREEK FANG MEDIUM CUPCAKE MOUSTACHE OF HOLDING [EQUIP] SNARFLE DELICOUS SOOT [EQUIP] Tasty Aura
  698. TheBestPony: I think it is on the playlist
  699. unconspicuous: unequip CUDGEL
  700. TheBestPony: In Adam Jensen form
  701. DementedMan: > You have nowehre to put the CUDGEL!
  702. unconspicuous: >CRAFT cudgel with HORRIFYING ARMAMENTS
  703. totalwar57: I'm not seeing it
  704. unconspicuous: you know, the knives and shit pinkamena had
  705. DementedMan: > PURGING JUNK DATA
  706. TheBestPony: Adam Jensen Does A Safety Dance! (Deus Ex: Human Revolution) via knocknix2:59
  707. totalwar57: oh i see it
  708. TheBestPony: It's right after Rammstein vs Cookie Monster
  709. totalwar57: ok, cool
  710. unconspicuous: >craft BEASTLY BLADE-BLUDGEON
  711. DementedMan: > You use the VISCERA and BONE to make a TERRORMACE.
  712. TheBestPony: I think everyone likes this song
  713. unconspicuous: replace CUDGEL with TERRORMACE
  714. I like it
  715. TheBestPony: By default
  716. DementedMan: > THE CUDGEL was turned into a TERRORMACE and is equiped.
  717. unconspicuous: oh
  718. ok
  719. totalwar57: There isn't enough electroswing in here, though
  720. unconspicuous: yep
  721. not nearly enough
  722. TheBestPony: I can't take too much electroswing at once
  723. unconspicuous: you get too aroused?
  724. totalwar57: probably
  725. TheBestPony: I get bored
  726. DementedMan: SOmething very pony about electroswing
  727. unconspicuous: yep
  728. totalwar57: its so lively
  729. TheBestPony: But electroswing in small doses is amazing
  730. unconspicuous: >INV
  731. yeah
  732. TheBestPony: It's like good caviar
  733. totalwar57: nothing else makes me want to dance as much as electroswing
  734. TheBestPony is part of the 1%
  735. DementedMan: > TERRORMACE [EQUIP] SMALL POUCH [EQUIP] UNUSEFUL CRAP CRAFTABLE SKULL BLOODREEK FANG MEDIUM CUPCAKE MOUSTACHE OF HOLDING [EQUIP] SNARFLE DELICOUS SOOT [EQUIP]
  736. unconspicuous: >eat UNUSEFUL CRAP
  737. totalwar57: Anyone want to go to a caravan palace concert in Paris with me?
  738. DementedMan: > You force the UNUSEFUL CRAP down.
  739. unconspicuous: examine FANG MEDIUM
  740. I want to total
  741. but I can't fly over to Europe
  742. no pilot's license, and no plane
  743. mostly the plane part though
  744. DementedMan: > You have no FANG MEDIUM
  745. unconspicuous: but
  746. you said
  747. fine
  748. >equip CUPCAKE MUSTACHE
  749. totalwar57: wait, unuseful?
  750. unconspicuous: yeah
  751. it would be useful in unconspicuous was in the part
  752. DementedMan: > You have no CUPCAKE MOUSTACHE, and your MOUSTACHE SLOT is filled.
  753. unconspicuous: but he's off in front a computer somewhere
  754. totalwar57: i think its useless
  755. DementedMan: It is
  756. unconspicuous: yep
  757. DementedMan: Smash took it because I dunno
  758. unconspicuous: it sure is
  759. TheBestPony: Smash took it because he wasn't even
  760. unconspicuous: >inspect BLOODREEK
  761. DementedMan: > You do not have an entire BLOODREEK in your INV.
  762. unconspicuous: >inspect FANG
  763. TheBestPony: Iseewhatyou'redoingthere
  764. DementedMan: > The BLOODREEK FANG is a monomolecular fang from a BLOODREEK.
  765. unconspicuous: monomolecular fang?
  766. DementedMan: > The Fang has a monomolecular edge.
  767. unconspicuous: >integrate BLOODREEK FANG into TERRORMACE
  768. totalwar57: are you making a superweapon?
  769. unconspicuous: maybe
  770. I'm trying to beat the power curve before the next boss
  771. DementedMan: > The BLOODREEK FANG head of the TERRORMACE turns it into a GRENDL CURSED FEARMACE.
  772. unconspicuous: fuck year!
  773. overtiered weapons are necessary to get the SPECIAL END
  774. Mehh32980: im so confussed with all the green words
  775. totalwar57: >check damage on the GRENDL CURSED FEARMACE
  776. Mehh32980:  1:33 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7rO5btPoZg
  777. unconspicuous: > GREEN GREEN GREEN
  778. Mehh32980: i luv this video
  779. unconspicuous: >inspect COMBAT CATALOG
  780. wait
  781. totalwar57: oh, its just a pmv
  782. DementedMan: > FEARMACE 12-25 DMG Leech 5 SPECIAL: GRENDL CURSE Permanent -1 HP on successful hit.
  783. totalwar57: that's boring
  784. unconspicuous: its pretty good
  785. Mehh32980: but it is good.
  786. totalwar57: why is spike Hitler?
  787. Mehh32980: cause it fits
  788. totalwar57: That doesn't seem very relavent
  789. TheBestPony added Epic Rap battles of ...
  790. unconspicuous: >inspect RIOTOUS ROLODEX for COMBAT CATAGORIES
  791. see if you can dual wield
  792. DementedMan: > RIOTOUS ROLODEX doesn't exist.
  793. unconspicuous: then where do you keep your INJURIOUS INDICES organized?
  794. Mehh32980: u added it? yay!
  795. totalwar57: yes! this song!
  796. DementedMan: > DMG TYPES: VEN, SIL, WTF, SLW, LEECH, CRIT
  797. TheBestPony: THis is such a fucking awesome song
  798. unconspicuous: oh mehh is here
  799. no, the injurious indices
  800. DementedMan: More applenloom.mp4
  801. unconspicuous: valid combat maneuvers
  802. Mehh32980: : l not sure if insult
  803. totalwar57:  3:31 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FW7aoc0U1c
  804. TheBestPony: I don't really like that one
  805. unconspicuous: nah
  806. Mehh32980: dont believe
  807. DementedMan: > Nearly any manoeuvre specified will be attempted if possible.
  808. unconspicuous: You're in the pretty cool tier
  809. above matticus
  810. Mehh32980: thats pretty pathetic
  811. DementedMan: Where am I
  812. unconspicuous: no clue
  813. DementedMan: Good
  814. unconspicuous: hmmm
  815. DementedMan: Mehh, this is synchquest. Input commands with the > key.
  816. Mehh32980: > do the robot rock
  817. DementedMan: Right now Uncon is looking for derpys innards.
  818. TheBestPony: >Walk the dinosaur
  819. unconspicuous: craft KNIFEGLOVES with available scapels and other EDGED ARTICLES
  820. DementedMan: > You look for an animatronic rock to have sex with. You cannot find one.
  821. unconspicuous: its crafting time, now that a boss fight has ended
  822. DementedMan: > You walk the dinosaur
  823. > You have no CRAFTABLE GLOVES to use to craft woth.
  824. TheBestPony: Man, this song is so downbeat
  825. unconspicuous: also time to make as many alliterative, obtuse rpg mechanic ideas as possible
  826. TheBestPony: You can't play this after We Will Robot Rock You
  827. unconspicuous: >wait do I have hands?
  828. Mehh32980: >so you have it with an actual human being, believing it is an animatronic rock
  829. DementedMan: > You have 2 PUNY ARMS equipped.
  830. unconspicuous: >wait where are they equipped?
  831. >on top of front hooves?
  832. totalwar57: Emu, after We Will Robot Rock You and befire Nigga Nigga Nigga
  833. DementedMan: > In your SHOULDERS.
  834. totalwar57: before*
  835. unconspicuous: >so i'm a centaur?
  836. >cool, cool
  837. DementedMan: > No.
  838. TheBestPony: I think I might have to add the Northern Kings cover of Creep now
  839. Mehh32980: >die
  840. DementedMan: > You are a HUMEN BEAN.
  841. FlutterFan1: this is so good
  842. DementedMan: > You cannot just die. You need to find a way!
  843. unconspicuous: >oh my
  844. TheBestPony added Northern Kings - Cre...
  845. Mehh32980: >suffocate
  846. TheBestPony: >Swallow SCALPEL
  847. DementedMan: > Your STU is not high enough for that!
  848. unconspicuous: >well thats no fun
  849. DementedMan: > You eat a SCALPEL. +3 HP.
  850. TheBestPony: Wut
  851. unconspicuous: >we require a GLORIOUS, PACKING RELATED DEATH to achieve VAULTHALA
  852. Mehh32980: >go see adolf hitler
  853. DementedMan: > HITLER is ELSEWHERE.
  854. TheBestPony: >Go DENNIS
  855. DementedMan: > DENNIS isn't interested in that.
  856. unconspicuous: >stow SCALPELS in convenient locations and begin QUEST FOR DIGESTIA!
  857. TheBestPony: >Abuse the Scootaloo
  858. DementedMan: > SCOOTS is ELSEWHERE
  859. > You take 3 SCALPELS.
  860. unconspicuous: >venture ELSEWHERE
  861. Mehh32980: >adventure is out there!
  862. DementedMan: > You leave PINKAMENA'S WIERDNESS.
  863. Mehh32980:  2:21 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMc1oA9bdbM
  864. unconspicuous: >200% nigga
  865. DementedMan: > LOADING
  866. >You are in the BACK ROOM. THere are various COOKING IMPLEMENTS about, a LARGE FRIDGE, and several OVENS.
  867. > LEVEL UP
  868. unconspicuous: >INTENSE TRAINING
  869. >Luck
  870. DementedMan: > +5 to STATS, +2 to ATTRIBUTES
  871. Mehh32980: http://mehh32980.tumblr.com/ plzzzzzz more questions??
  872. unconspicuous: sure
  873. Mehh32980:
  874. DementedMan: done
  875. hope you like gaypenis
  876. Mehh32980: nope
  877. DementedMan: > ALLOCATE POINTS?
  878. ILuvFluttershy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJfZTr8zMsc
  879. unconspicuous: >check STATS
  880. DementedMan: > 3 Grubbiness, 19 Social, 9 Silliness, 5 Larceny, 10 Igniteability, 6 Astuteness, 5 Fletching, 5 Science, 5 Magic, 5 Basketweave.
  881. TheBestPony: This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy against spam, scams, and commercially deceptive content.
  882. Silly DILF
  883. unconspicuous: >ALL IN BASKETWEAVE
  884. WOOOOOO
  885. ILuvFluttershy: wait it has?
  886. really?
  887. TheBestPony: Yes
  888. ILuvFluttershy: fuck you too youtube
  889. DementedMan: > 10 Basketweave.
  890. unconspicuous: >check ATTRIBUTES
  891. ILuvFluttershy added What Pinkie's Song A...
  892. DementedMan: >INT 1 STU 1 STR 2 CON 3 LUK -5 DIK 1 CHA 1 PER 1 AGL 1 FAT 1 SWA 0
  893. ILuvFluttershy: there
  894. all better
  895. unconspicuous: wait, which attribute is tied to basketweave?
  896. totalwar57: >do the safety dance
  897. FlutterFan1: hahaha great video
  898. ILF
  899. unconspicuous: yep
  900. DementedMan: > You dance safely.
  901. TheBestPony: That dance is really not as safe as they said it was
  902. unconspicuous: something something arrow to knee something something
  903. totalwar57: >do the safety dance for 3 weeks
  904. unconspicuous: >do it from pole to pole
  905. DementedMan: > You being your three week quest to dance safely
  906. TheBestPony: Fuck dude, a piece of my headphone port just broke off
  907. unconspicuous: fack
  908. DementedMan: Dun forget ATTRIBUTES bro
  909. unconspicuous: the dancing wasnt that safe
  910. >which attribute is tied to BASKETWEAVE
  911. DementedMan: > AGL, INT and STU.
  912. unconspicuous: >which attribute is tied to BLUDGEONCRAFT?
  913. TheBestPony: I need to work on my Adam Jensen Safety Dance
  914. The bits where you're crouched down is pretty hard
  915. DementedMan: > STR, STU, and CON.
  916. unconspicuous: hmm
  917. looks like STU it is
  918. >all into STU
  919. totalwar57: Emu, reenact this video in real life
  920. do it now and film it
  921. DementedMan: STU 4
  922. *>
  923. unconspicuous: ooh yeaaaah
  924. TheBestPony: How would I reenact the WIlliam Tell Overture?
  925. unconspicuous: STU 4 LIFE
  926. DementedMan: > STU 3
  927. > Rather
  928. unconspicuous: with a mounted cavalry charge
  929. DementedMan: > UI errors are dissapointing, eh?
  930. totalwar57: Shoot an apple off someone's head
  931. TheBestPony: Where do I find that?
  932. unconspicuous: /eh
  933. >eh
  934. >look
  935. DementedMan: > YOUR HIGH STU allows you to COMMIT SUICIDE!
  936. totalwar57: Emu, seriously, you need more videos of you doing stupid stuff, so go safety dance
  937. unconspicuous: >TOO BAD
  938. DementedMan: >You are in the BACK ROOM. THere are various COOKING IMPLEMENTS about, a LARGE FRIDGE, and several OVENS.
  939. unconspicuous: > WE'RE GOING FOR THE GOOD ENDING!
  940. >east
  941. DementedMan: > You go back to the main room.
  942. > You are in the MAIN ROOM. There is an ENTRANCE to the west, a CAKE COUNTER to the north, a PASSAGEWAY to the east, and several CAKE DISPLAYS scattered about.
  943. unconspicuous: >cursory check for DERPY VISCERA
  944. DementedMan: > You find DERPY'S LIVER in one of the DISPLAYS.
  945. unconspicuous: >wooo1
  946. >LIVER GET!
  947. >check UPSTAIRS
  948. DementedMan: > You take the LIVER
  949. > You go UPSTAIRS.
  950. > LOADING
  951. unconspicuous: oh cool egoraptor
  952. oh wiat i'm confusing my internet animators
  953. damnit
  954. oh cool antpile
  955. wut
  956. TheBestPony: The title of the video explains it all
  957. DementedMan: >> UPSTAIRS is PINKIE'S ROOM. There is a BED to the west, a CHEST OF DRAWERS to the north, a CLOSET to the east, and a BATHTUB to the south.
  958. FlutterFan1: this shits crazy
  959. unconspicuous: >inspect BATHTUB
  960. totalwar57: >for fireants
  961. DementedMan: > GUMMY is in the BATHTUB.
  962. unconspicuous: is that... water?
  963. TheBestPony: Yes
  964. DementedMan: yes
  965. unconspicuous: >inspect GUMMY
  966. wut
  967. DementedMan: > GUMMY hates you.
  968. totalwar57: I was waiting for him to drown them all
  969. unconspicuous: >too bad
  970. TheBestPony: >Hug GUMMY
  971. unconspicuous: >does gummy have teeth?
  972. >no he doesn't
  973. >HE CANT RESIST THE HUS
  974. HUGS
  975. DementedMan: > You pick up GUMMY and hug him. GUMMY has been defeated!
  976. TheBestPony is singing along
  977. Mehh32980: i gtg bai all
  978. ILuvFluttershy: you know what, if we're adding random non-pony stuff
  979. im going to add one too
  980. TheBestPony: Have fun
  981. Mehh32980: in a minute
  982. DementedMan: > GUMMY dropped an ALIGATOR TOOTH. No, I don't get it either.
  983. ILuvFluttershy added Avicii - Levels...
  984. unconspicuous: >tooth GET
  985. DementedMan: > You take the QUANTUM TOOTH.
  986. TheBestPony: I love this song so much
  987. unconspicuous: >combine with BLOODREEK FANG on OBTUSE MACE
  988. DementedMan: > The QUANTUM TOOTH only exists when it isn't observed.
  989. unconspicuous: >sneak up on QUANTUM TOOTH to combine it with MACE
  990. Mehh32980: mkay here and time to go http://mehh32980.tumblr.com/ sorry didnt get to do yours emu
  991. unconspicuous: Quantum weapons are the best.
  992. did mehh getmy question?
  993. DementedMan: > Your STU isn't high enough to observe quantum stuff!
  994. unconspicuous: damnit
  995. ok, stow indeterminate tooth in nose for safekeeping
  996. Mehh32980: well, gtg bai all
  997. unconspicuous: bye mehh
  998. DementedMan: > The QUANTUM TOOTH is already in your INV.
  999. TheBestPony: We are watching this in its entirety, btw
  1000. unconspicuous: OH YEAH
  1001. 60S SPIDERMAN
  1002. TheBestPony: This episode is best becdause of the quality
  1003. unconspicuous: yep
  1004. TheBestPony: It's so ridiculous
  1005. Dat fucking birdman
  1006. unconspicuous: its such a quality show
  1007. >inspect GUMMY
  1008. TheBestPony: I enjoy it immensely
  1009. unconspicuous: >maybe he has a DERPY AORTA lodged in him somewhere
  1010. DementedMan: > GUMMY is DEAD. He seems to be unaffected.
  1011. unconspicuous: dead?
  1012. guess he couldn't handle the hugs
  1013. totalwar57: flying creatures are overpowered
  1014. TheBestPony: Hugging Gummy killed him?
  1015. That's awful
  1016. >commit seppuku
  1017. unconspicuous: >skin DUMMY to craft some Crocs (tm)
  1018. DementedMan: > PINKIE doesn't let you.
  1019. TheBestPony: >Inspect TOILET TANK for baggies of weed
  1020. DementedMan: > You find a BAG OF WEED and DERPY'S GALL BLADDER. How does all this shit get about.
  1021. TheBestPony: >SMOKE GANJA with PINKIE
  1022. unconspicuous: >stuff GUMMY carcass to make into NOVELTY BONG
  1023. DementedMan: > You toke up with your PARTY. everything is, like, purple for a while.
  1024. TheBestPony: >PISS out WINDOW
  1025. totalwar57: boarish boob
  1026. they could say that?
  1027. DementedMan: > You JARATE merrily. The PLEB PONIES are UNAMUSED.
  1028. unconspicuous: where did I get this hat?
  1029. totalwar57: You'd get sued for so much for saying that in a kids show today
  1030. unconspicuous: >jarate joyously
  1031. no you wouldn't
  1032. TheBestPony: >MOLEST BUTTERFLY
  1033. totalwar57: yes you would
  1034. DementedMan: > BUTTERFLY is ELSEWHERE
  1035. unconspicuous: >hug those UNAMUSED PONIES
  1036. >they're so cute when they're UNAMUSED
  1037. DementedMan: > They are a story down. You cannot hug them!
  1038. TheBestPony: >CLAW through floor with FINGERNAILS
  1039. unconspicuous: >whoah how did they get down there so fast
  1040. TheBestPony: He defeats the Vulture-Man
  1041. WITH MAGNETS
  1042. DementedMan: > Your FINGERNAILS are no match for the LINO!
  1043. totalwar57: Wow, spoilers!
  1044. unconspicuous: FUCKING MAGNETS
  1045. HOW DO THEY WORK
  1046. TheBestPony: >GIVE UP and SMOKE more WEED
  1047. unconspicuous: >erryday
  1048. DementedMan: > The WEED is EXPENDED.
  1049. unconspicuous: oh man
  1050. TheBestPony: >SEARCH for REFRIGERATOR
  1051. unconspicuous: >continue checking PINKIE's QUARTERS for DERPY REMNANTS
  1052. totalwar57: Those puns
  1053. Slowpon: this guy has jokes almost as good as PP's
  1054. unconspicuous: >like under the bed, spleens always end up down there
  1055. the puns are what define the show
  1056. Slowpon: has anyone ever beat synchquest or is it an unattainable dream
  1057. totalwar57: The new movies need more puns
  1058. unconspicuous: no, it happened that one time
  1059. DementedMan: > There are several OLD CAKES under the bed.
  1060. unconspicuous: >check inside OLD CAKES for hidden compartments
  1061. DementedMan: > THe OLD CAKES are now OLD CRUMBS.
  1062. TheBestPony: Dis son
  1063. g
  1064. unconspicuous: >hidden compartments?
  1065. totalwar57: >eat OLD CRUMBS
  1066. DementedMan: > You woofle up the OLD CRUMBS like a hoover.
  1067. unconspicuous: >inhale OLD CRUMBS
  1068. TheBestPony: >DESCEND STAIRS
  1069. DementedMan: > You go back down.
  1070. > You are in the MAIN ROOM. There is an ENTRANCE to the west, a CAKE COUNTER to the north, a PASSAGEWAY to the east, and several CAKE DISPLAYS scattered about.
  1071. unconspicuous: >south
  1072. TheBestPony: >Leave SUGARCUBE CORNER
  1073. unconspicuous: >south
  1074. DementedMan: > You exit SUGARCUBE CORNER
  1075. > You are in a SMALL TOWN. There are buildings all around. [In large locations, only landmarks will be used. Directions are no longer available.]
  1076. TheBestPony: >INCITE a RIOT
  1077. DementedMan: > Your CHA is not high enough for that action!
  1078. unconspicuous: >recall LANDMARKS
  1079. Epigonic: /r/mlp made it onto /r/subredditdrama again, wooooo
  1080. Gratz, guys
  1081. unconspicuous: what happened THIS TIME
  1082. Slowpon: WE DID IT
  1083. WOOO
  1084. totalwar57: Epi, link?
  1085. TheBestPony: I haven't been on the sub in a few days
  1086. knocknix: me either
  1087. totalwar57: Yeah, me either
  1088. Epigonic: http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/oigor/rmylittlepony_submission_drama/
  1089. A few select people posting pics too much or too quickly or something silly...
  1090. OUCH
  1091. DementedMan: > TWILIGHT'S LIBRARY, SUGARCUBE CORNER, FLUTTERSHY'S COTTAGE, RARITY'S BOUTIQUE, THE APPLE FARM, RAINBOW DASH'S FLYING CRAP HOUSE, THE TOWN HALL, THE SCHOOL, THE ROAD TO EVERFREE.
  1092. unconspicuous: wut
  1093. Slowpon: so does anyone remember that pmv for My Name Is Slim Shady where he made it about Twilight Sparkle
  1094. Epigonic: Embedding disabled by request.
  1095. TheBestPony: Noooooooo
  1096. Epigonic: Mua ha ha
  1097. TheBestPony: Instead
  1098. You have this
  1099. unconspicuous: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  1100. oh well
  1101. Epigonic: Yeah, I don't really...
  1102. Synchtube is really not... what I'm looking for right now
  1103. I think I'm gonna go watch Breaking Bad or something
  1104. Laters all
  1105. unconspicuous: bye
  1106. hmmm
  1107. >school?
  1108. Slowpon: anyway, the dude who made that played it at the q&a panel today, and actually asked if they wanted to listen to it for the entire 4 minutes or just 1
  1109. DementedMan: > You meander over tot he SCHOOL
  1110. > The CHOOLHOUSE is a single large room. Class is in session.
  1111. Slowpon: and there were 2 other VA's up there besides Tara having their time wasted. I mean I'm all for enthusiasm from the community but come on, quit giving us a bad name
  1112. DementedMan: > You know what a school looks like,
  1113. unconspicuous: >don't disrupt class
  1114. >cheerilee is a vengeful teacher
  1115. >town hall
  1116. DementedMan: > Your STU says otherwise
  1117. unconspicuous: >TOWN HALL
  1118. TheBestPony: >SLITHER across FLOOR of CLASSROOM
  1119. DementedMan: > You decide to disrupt the class.
  1120. unconspicuous: >even I'm not stupid enough to bother a traumatized war veteran
  1121. damnit
  1122. DementedMan: > You get on your belly and SWEETIESCOOT across the floor.
  1123. unconspicuous: >wait which canon is this cheerilee
  1124. DementedMan: Hot Teacher
  1125. unconspicuous: they all are
  1126. DementedMan: > The CLASS is very DISRUPTED.
  1127. unconspicuous: is this the hot war veteran one
  1128. Slowpon:
  1129. DementedMan: > CHEERILEE is unamused.
  1130. TheBestPony: >PUNT SCOOTALOO
  1131. DementedMan: > You grab SCOOTALOO and drop kick her. No one cares.
  1132. unconspicuous: >whatever, might as well kick a scootaloo at this point
  1133. Slowpon: she reminds me of Natalie Portman in Closer
  1134. unconspicuous: >how far did the scootaloo fly?
  1135. TheBestPony: >FLIP DESK
  1136. unconspicuous: >oh wait, scootaloos cant fly
  1137. GarlicShells: what did I come into
  1138. <what
  1139. ^what
  1140. unconspicuous: THIS
  1141. GarlicShells: WHAT
  1142. TheBestPony: This is Knocknix-Music time
  1143. unconspicuous: forgot it was so big
  1144. DementedMan: > SCOOTALOO was launched into the roof, where she became embedded.
  1145. GarlicShells: http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/oiraj/when_cinsere_is_asked_if_hell_step_down/
  1146. also
  1147. go upvote pls
  1148. kthx
  1149. embedded
  1150. what
  1151. WHAT
  1152. DementedMan: Scoot just got punted
  1153. problem?
  1154. unconspicuous: >is the cyborg here?
  1155. GarlicShells: no
  1156. as long as Applebloom is fine
  1157. unconspicuous: >if the cyborg isnt here, check lunchboxes for derpy viscera
  1158. TheBestPony: >POUR CHEERILEE'S COFFEE on SWEETIEBOT
  1159. DementedMan: > You find CYBORG PARTS in SWEETIE BELLE's DESK.
  1160. Slowpon: I think what he's trying to say
  1161. is that he is the anti pope
  1162. TheBestPony: What?
  1163. No
  1164. You totally missed the point
  1165. unconspicuous: >combine cyborg parts into HELLA MACE
  1166. DementedMan: > No.
  1167. Slowpon: okay
  1168. unconspicuous: that way it can pneumatically hammer your foes
  1169. while you hammer them
  1170. just one servo?
  1171. DementedMan: > You pour CHEERILEE'S COFFEE on SWEETIE BELLE.
  1172. unconspicuous: please?
  1173. Slowpon: man when was the last time I saw this
  1174. DementedMan: > SWEETIE BELLE is now on fire.
  1175. unconspicuous: too long ago
  1176. Slowpon: apparently
  1177. unconspicuous: >ride flaming sweetieborg into the sunset
  1178. TheBestPony: >USE burning SWEETIE BELLE to ignite SCOOTALOO
  1179. unconspicuous: ooh, even better
  1180. DementedMan: > You ignite the CEILING SCOOT with the SWEETIE TORCH.
  1181. > The CLASSROOM is now WELL LIT
  1182. unconspicuous: >look for applebloom
  1183. >use sudden influx of light to better ORGAN SEARCH
  1184. DementedMan: > CHEERILEE thanks you for your service and gives you twenty BITS!
  1185. TheBestPony: >PLAY Hot for Teacher by Van Halen
  1186. DementedMan: > You have no instruments.
  1187. unconspicuous: yeah actually we shoudl
  1188. can you force that in emu?
  1189. TheBestPony: >CRAFT MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS from CYBORG PARTS
  1190. unconspicuous: >check current list of collected DERPY VISCERA
  1191. DementedMan: > CYBORG PARTS are a CRAFT item.
  1192. unconspicuous: ooh
  1193. forgot about that
  1194. DementedMan: > You know little about PONY ANATOMY.
  1195. unconspicuous: craft ROBOSKULL HELM with CRAFTABLE SKULL and CYBORG PARTS
  1196. >all that study of shark anatomy was for nothing
  1197. knocknix: The fuck is this?
  1198. DementedMan: > You craft a SERVO SKULL from the SKULL and CYBORG PARTS.
  1199. TheBestPony: I dunno, you added it
  1200. DementedMan: SERVO SKULL joined the PARTY.
  1201. *>
  1202. totalwar57: I don't know why i find this so funny
  1203. unconspicuous: TURN ON CLOSED CAPTIONS
  1204. IT IS HILARIOUS
  1205. "DONT FORGET YOUR CLIENT CONTACTS"
  1206. DementedMan: TRANSCRIBE AUDIO
  1207. unconspicuous: actual laughter is being produced
  1208. TheBestPony: Blind spot again
  1209. leon
  1210. GarlicShells: awlp
  1211. TheBestPony: Dog expert
  1212. unconspicuous: DOG EXPERT
  1213. DementedMan: dog expert
  1214. totalwar57: can we watch this again with captions?
  1215. DementedMan: you finding action
  1216. unconspicuous: YOU FINDING ACTION
  1217. TheBestPony: You finding action
  1218. DIS MUSIC VIDEO
  1219. DementedMan: > SERVO SKULL joined the PARTY!
  1220. unconspicuous: OH YEAH!
  1221. totalwar57: oh god this thing is gonna be stuck in my head for days again
  1222. TheBestPony: >MOLEST SERVO SKILL
  1223. SKULL*
  1224. unconspicuous: soon we'll have an entire techpriest!
  1225. DementedMan: > SERVO SKULL is a flying skull.
  1226. unconspicuous: >skullfuck servo skull
  1227. DementedMan: > You would, but SERVO SKULL has OCULAR IMPLANTS that would probably cost your your TINY MEMBER
  1228. TheBestPony: AH-EEH
  1229. unconspicuous: le ouch
  1230. >have SERVO SKULL SCAVENGE SWEETIEBORG for SCRAP
  1231. TheBestPony: >CRAFT guitar from APPLEBLOOM
  1232. unconspicuous: >yeah, find some use for that good for nothing filly
  1233. DementedMan: > There was no SCRAP inside SWEETIE TORCH, but you found a perfectly serviceable HEART for DERPY!
  1234. unconspicuous: wooo!
  1235. >make Heart of Derpness pun
  1236. DementedMan: > You kill yourself.
  1237. TheBestPony: >Make Heart of Derpness gun
  1238. DementedMan: > You are now DEAD. You can walk about in an ETHEREAL STATE to find secrets!
  1239. unconspicuous: >SECRETS
  1240. >DIRTY SECRETS
  1241. DementedMan: > KILL YOURSELF to return to life.
  1242. unconspicuous: >Find out why Cheerilee abandoned her career as a porn star
  1243. TheBestPony: >SCARE VILLAGERS
  1244. DementedMan: > You go to CHEERILEE'S DESK. You can't open it when DEAD.
  1245. Slowpon:
  1246. DementedMan: > You are INTANGIBLE when DEAD.
  1247. unconspicuous: >Ethereally phase head through desk
  1248. DementedMan: > It is DARK in the DESK.
  1249. unconspicuous: >Spend 20 THAUMS of MAGICKA to activate EYE LASERS
  1250. TheBestPony: >USE burning CEILING SCOOT to IGNITE DESK
  1251. Slowpon: this should be like one of those games where you possess people and make them do stuff you can't as a ghost
  1252. DementedMan: > You cannot take the BURNING SCOOT when ETHEREAL
  1253. TheBestPony: >POSSESS CHEERILEE
  1254. DementedMan: > SCOOTALOO'S GHOST is here.
  1255. unconspicuous: >Reveal some of SILVER SPOON'S NAUGHTY CONTRABAND, forcing teacher to CONFISCATE
  1256. great chance to check desk when things have to be put in them
  1257. DementedMan: > You try to POSSES CHEERILEE. More Magic required!
  1258. TheBestPony: >MEDITATE to regain Magic
  1259. totalwar57: Racist gardening
  1260. unconspicuous: >Levitate NAUGHTY CONTRABAND from silver spoon's bags
  1261. DementedMan: > You meditate to UNRAVEL THE UNIVERSAL SECRET. Nope.
  1262. TheBestPony: >GLITCH in STYLE
  1263. DementedMan: > With sheer FORCE OF WILL, you levitate SILVER SPOON'S CHILD PORN.
  1264. unconspicuous: >Fashionably glitch
  1265. oh yeah
  1266. success
  1267. DementedMan: > The CLASS best SILVER SPOON to death.
  1268. > SILVER SPOON'S GHOST is here.
  1269. unconspicuous: >bitch slap the bitch
  1270. TheBestPony: >SWALLOW SILVERSPOON'S GHOST in order to absorb her Magic
  1271. DementedMan: > You BITCH SLAP SILVER SPOON to LIFE.
  1272. unconspicuous: >slapping first, then soul devouring
  1273. DementedMan: > SILVER SPOON is rebeaten by her CLASS.
  1274. > SILVER SPOON'S GHOST is HERE.
  1275. unconspicuous: >Eat ghost.
  1276. DementedMan: > You begin to NOM on SILVER SPOON.
  1277. unconspicuous: >Delicious!
  1278. DementedMan: > SILVER SPOON is unimpressed.
  1279. TheBestPony: >PUNCH SCOOTALOO'S GHOST
  1280. unconspicuous: >scootaloo is just on fire and in terrible pain, not yet dead
  1281. DementedMan: > You PUNCH SCOOT in the DICK.
  1282. > Nope, she's dead.
  1283. unconspicuous: >POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER
  1284. TheBestPony: >LIGHT TORCHES with MAGIC POWDER in order to give ghosts CORPOREAL FORM
  1285. DementedMan: > THat's dumb.
  1286. knocknix: oh god
  1287. TheBestPony: The fuck is this?
  1288. knocknix: you linked it
  1289. unconspicuous: >Abuse SCOOTALOO'S ghost, she shall never have the reprieve of oblivion
  1290. TheBestPony: "via knocknix"
  1291. DementedMan: > You beat SCOOT'S GHOST half to LIFE.
  1292. unconspicuous: >only halfway though
  1293. TheBestPony: >BRUSHIE SCOOTALOO
  1294. DementedMan: > You pet the SCOOT.
  1295. TheBestPony: >KNOCKNIX on the 4TH WALL
  1296. unconspicuous: in the entire fourth wall?
  1297. oh my
  1298. DementedMan: > You slap the fourth wall.
  1299. unconspicuous: >kick the side of the fourth wall
  1300. DementedMan: > The CLASSROOM WALL collapses.
  1301. unconspicuous: >knock knocknix into SYNCHQUEST
  1302. knocknix: >fuck that
  1303. DementedMan: > KNOCKIX is ELSEWHERE.
  1304. unconspicuous: >wooo!
  1305. >it worked!
  1306. knocknix:   http://i.imgur.com/I2WnL.png
  1307. TheBestPony: >ROLL in the KNOCKNIX
  1308. Photoshop
  1309. DementedMan: > KNOCKIX is ELSEWHERE.
  1310. unconspicuous: Failed Emote: z26
  1311. why is this thing 7 minutes long
  1312. TheBestPony: I have no idea
  1313. unconspicuous: i mean
  1314. 7
  1315. minutes
  1316. come on
  1317. TheBestPony: I've never seen it before. It showed up in my suggested videos, which kinda worreis me
  1318. unconspicuous: >Uncover Cheerilee's naughty secrets
  1319. >we know they're out there
  1320. DementedMan: > You cannot find any secrets while ETHEREAL.
  1321. > At least not here.
  1322. unconspicuous: DementedMan: > You are now DEAD. You can walk about in an ETHEREAL STATE to find secrets!
  1323. I FEEL BETRAYED
  1324. >walk to TOWN HALL
  1325. >still ethereal of course
  1326. DementedMan: > There are no SECRETS in this ETHEREAL area.
  1327. > You cannot leave a ROOM while ethereal.
  1328. unconspicuous: >consume half of scootaloo's soul
  1329. >only half though
  1330. TheBestPony: DIs song
  1331. unconspicuous: >just want to make her our thrall
  1332. DementedMan: > You CONSUME THE WEAK SOUL.
  1333. unconspicuous: Only half of it.
  1334. DementedMan: > SCOOTALOO is now HALF ALIVE
  1335. knocknix: this WTF time needs to end soon...
  1336. TheBestPony: We've got like 15 more minutes left
  1337. DementedMan: Love Butthole Surfers
  1338. unconspicuous: >do we have dominion over CHICKENKIND now?
  1339. or do we need more chicken souls
  1340. TheBestPony: So is anything happening on Skype?
  1341. DementedMan: > You need more FLUTTERSHY to assert DOMINION OVER CHICKENKIND
  1342. knocknix: not that I know of
  1343. unconspicuous: not for an hour or so
  1344. knocknix: then again, I'm not in the call
  1345. unconspicuous: >Rematerialize and head for Flutt's cottage
  1346. >should be more chickens to devour the souls of there
  1347. DementedMan: > You LIFE YOURSELF. You are now TANGIBLE.
  1348. > You leave the SCHOOL and go to FLUTTERSHY's COTTAGE.
  1349. > LOADING
  1350. TheBestPony: What
  1351. The f
  1352. knocknix: wut...
  1353. TheBestPony: uck
  1354. unconspicuous: wut
  1355. TheBestPony: Why does this stuff show up in my suggested videos?
  1356. That really fucking worries me
  1357. unconspicuous: is this the lemon demon song?
  1358. DementedMan: > You are in FLUTTERSHY'S YARD. There is a CHICKEN COOP to the east. There is a COTTAGE DOOR to the north.
  1359. unconspicuous: >east
  1360. DementedMan: > You go to the CHICKEN COOP.
  1361. unconspicuous: >check for more SCOOTALOOs
  1362. DementedMan: > SCOOTALOO is still in the SCHOOL providing light.
  1363. unconspicuous: >yeah, yeah, what about the other s?
  1364. TheBestPony: This, on the other hand, is just plain amazing
  1365. DementedMan: > THere are five CHICKENS in the COOP.
  1366. unconspicuous: >repeat abuse and partial soul absorption process on other 5 SCOOTALOOs
  1367. >soon the SCOOTALOO army will be amassed!
  1368. DementedMan: > The CHICKENS are FORMIDABLE opponents. So FORMIDABLE, I have to warn you!
  1369. unconspicuous: CLOSED CAPTIONS
  1370. oh
  1371. too laste
  1372. CC WORKS ON THIS ONE
  1373. DementedMan: > You could seriously maybe take on half a chicken with a bunch of healing stuff right now.
  1374. TheBestPony: Too bad the video refuses to load for me
  1375. unconspicuous: >wait, what level are these scootaloos?
  1376. DementedMan: > Assume ZELDA level.
  1377. unconspicuous: >ffffffff
  1378. DementedMan: >PURGING JUNK DATA
  1379. Lunch BReak
  1380. see you later
  1381. unconspicuous: >good thing that other scootaloo didn't have any friends
  1382. later demented
  1383. TheBestPony: Oh. Well this is just a PMV.
  1384. knocknix: oh well
  1385. unconspicuous: oh well
  1386. totalwar57: I don't get why they chose these characters
  1387. unconspicuous: it makes no sense
  1388. at all
  1389. totalwar57: It also reuses clips
  1390. unconspicuous: and the worst part is that it isn't even funny
  1391. totalwar57: I felt bad saying it was terrible cause mehh came in saying it was the best video ever
  1392. unconspicuous: oh
  1393. well
  1394. ..oh
  1395. totalwar57: oh?
  1396. unconspicuous: well I'm an asshole who just says outright if things are terrible
  1397. totalwar57: yeah, but she can kinda overreact to things
  1398. unconspicuous: well she is a thirteen year old girl
  1399. sorta to be expected
  1400. totalwar57: yeah, but that's why i didn't want to say anything
  1401. http://ponypic.com/i/tvKI.jpg
  1402. TheBestPony: I lol'd
  1403. unconspicuous: the look on the nurse's face
  1404. alwp
  1405. Slowpon: bitch said she was on the pill
  1406. unconspicuous:
  1407. TheBestPony: Oh dear lawd the contrast
  1408. totalwar57: haha. Oh slowpon....
  1409. DementedMan: > DATA PURGE COMPLETE
  1410. > You are in FLUTTERSHY'S YARD. There is a CHICKEN COOP to the east. There is a COTTAGE DOOR to the north.
  1411. unconspicuous: oh nice
  1412. TheBestPony: If I flip my headphones down over my eyes, I look like that black guy from Star Trek
  1413. unconspicuous: >check for derpy viscrea
  1414. >she might have left some here from that episode where she was hiding ehre
  1415. DementedMan: > DERPY'S STOMACH is in the corner of the CHICKEN COOP.
  1416. unconspicuous: awright!
  1417. >check intestine checklist
  1418. tedgarb: of course i come back at the end of music time
  1419. TheBestPony: Music/WTF time, I suppose
  1420. unconspicuous: you came just in time for synchquest!
  1421. totalwar57: i think this was the first pony video i saw
  1422. tedgarb: ...
  1423. DementedMan: > You have: DERPY LIVER DERPY GALL BLADDER DERPY HEART DERPY STOMACH
  1424. unconspicuous: we're on the quest for digestia
  1425. totalwar57: oh hi ted
  1426. unconspicuous: ok, what are we still missing?
  1427. tedgarb: i was going to use words, but no
  1428. also
  1429. tomorrow marks tedgarb 2: retiurn of ted
  1430. ie logs resume
  1431. YESYESYES THIS SONG
  1432. DementedMan: > Yoour ignorance of PONY ANATOMY stops you from knowing what you still need. Although you wander if DERPY will notice.
  1433. tedgarb: naw, hes asleep
  1434. totalwar57: he?
  1435. tedgarb: HOYL FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT DTELLA FOR OVER 24 HOURS DAMMIT
  1436. unconspicuous: hmmm
  1437. tedgarb: derpygotswag
  1438. im being a troll
  1439. DementedMan: Can I have the gummy for a bit? THere are some pony vids I want to add.
  1440. knocknix: ...
  1441. unconspicuous: >check flutts cottage for pony medical texts
  1442. TheBestPony: Eeenope
  1443. knocknix: no
  1444. DementedMan: damn
  1445. unconspicuous: not gonna fall for that one
  1446. DementedMan: > You enter FLUTTERSHY'S COTTAGE
  1447. > LOADING
  1448. unconspicuous: THE DANCING
  1449. totalwar57: dancing zombies are best zombies
  1450. unconspicuous: THE DAAAAAANCING
  1451. TheBestPony: 'tis an odd video
  1452. unconspicuous:
  1453. knocknix:
  1454. TheBestPony: My brain is full of Don.
  1455. unconspicuous: I'M INFECTED! KILL ME BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
  1456. totalwar57: if you think about it, almost all music videos are wierd
  1457. knocknix: go Emu, go
  1458. unconspicuous: yeah
  1459. DementedMan: > You are in FLUTTERSHY'S MAIN ROOM. There is a lot of TACKY STUFF around.There is a KITCHEN to the north. There is a LOUNGE to the east.
  1460. knocknix: delete those videos
  1461. awwwww yeeeeeeah
  1462. unconspicuous: >inspect TACKY STUFF for organs
  1463. TheBestPony: It's a lot of fucking videos
  1464. knocknix: it really is
  1465. totalwar57: Emu, when are you reenacting safetry dance?
  1466. DementedMan: > There are some STAIRS to the west.
  1467. TheBestPony: One day
  1468. totalwar57: and the safety dance too
  1469. DementedMan: > You find no ORGANS in the TACKY STUFF.
  1470. totalwar57: tomorrow?
  1471. TheBestPony: I have no idea
  1472. Eventually
  1473. totalwar57: yes, tomorrow
  1474. DO IT FILLY
  1475. unconspicuous: >west
  1476. TheBestPony: East?
  1477. I thought you said Weast
  1478. DementedMan: > You go up the STAIRS.
  1479. tedgarb: lolololol
  1480. totalwar57: >Go weast
  1481. unconspicuous: eat yeast
  1482. tedgarb: I have 32.5 TB of files I can download
  1483. without anyone knowing
  1484. suck it
  1485. DementedMan: > You are in FLUTTERSHY'S BEDROOM. There is a BED to the east, a CHEST OF DRAWERS to the north, and a CLOSET to the west. FLUTTERSHY is in the BED.
  1486. unconspicuous: totalwar
  1487. y u no respond to my post
  1488. totalwar57: 32.5 TB? You must host all the pony stuff
  1489. tedgarb: > fuck FLUTTERSHY
  1490. unconspicuous: you had to go start your own comment chain
  1491. totalwar57: which post?
  1492. unconspicuous: oh wait i'm confused about chronoly
  1493. ololgy
  1494. tedgarb: I am one of the hosts for modern doctor who
  1495. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY is DEAD.
  1496. unconspicuous: which one of use posted first
  1497. >dead?
  1498. >is the corpse still warm?
  1499. tedgarb: > fuck FLUTTERSHY anyway
  1500. DementedMan: > DEAD.
  1501. tedgarb: i am THE host for my little pony
  1502. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY'S CORPSE is still LUKEWARM.
  1503. tedgarb: and a host for random lossless music
  1504. knocknix: ...
  1505. unconspicuous: >awwwwwwright
  1506. tedgarb: but i only host like 250 GB
  1507. totalwar57: Unc, what are you talking about?
  1508. knocknix: I think I'll be back later
  1509. TheBestPony: See ya knock
  1510. totalwar57: I'm so confused
  1511. later knock
  1512. unconspicuous: >avast fluttershy's ass if you know what I mean
  1513. later knock
  1514. TheBestPony: Peter Dinklage won the Golden Globe. /notsurprised
  1515. unconspicuous: maybe knock muted demented or something
  1516. I don't know
  1517. DementedMan: > You AVAST FLUTTERSHY'S ASS. Yarr!
  1518. > -3 Social
  1519. Slowpon: I MADE THE BALD MAN CRY
  1520. unconspicuous: Like this but more dead?
  1521. Slowpon: into the turtle stew
  1522. forgot that part
  1523. 1:47 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHx-kita75Y
  1524. DementedMan: I can't see some of these emotes
  1525. did Nallar update?
  1526. unconspicuous: >inspect fluttershy's body cavities for any more of derpy's organs
  1527. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY has no OPEN CAVATIES.
  1528. Remember ETHEREAL MODE?
  1529. Jusat sayin'
  1530. tedgarb: > make some cavities. Then those hooles will be nice and tight
  1531. DementedMan: Says the chat logger
  1532. unconspicuous: fine
  1533. >suicide
  1534. DementedMan: > OFF YOURSELF.
  1535. > You are now DEAD.
  1536. > FLUTTERSHY'S GHOST is here.
  1537. unconspicuous: >avast fluttershy's ghost too
  1538. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY saw what you did to her CORPSE. SHE is NOT AMUSE.
  1539. knocknix: alright, looks like I didn't need to leave
  1540. DementedMan: > She uses the STARE on you. You are filled with an urge to help her undie.
  1541. unconspicuous: <good, this should avert any future waifu business off the bat
  1542. >slap her across the face
  1543. tedgarb: > fuck FLUTTERSHY's ghost to make up to her
  1544. DementedMan: > You slap FLUTTERSHY'S GHOST.
  1545. unconspicuous: >don't let her use her gypsy mind control magic on you
  1546. DementedMan: > Yeah, fuck that bitch and her mind control!
  1547. knocknix looks a the topic of discussion
  1548. unconspicuous: >yeah, come on, its just dumb
  1549. oh hi knock
  1550. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY begins to CRY PATHETICALLY.
  1551. unconspicuous: >slap again
  1552. SNAP OUT OF IT
  1553. knocknix sighs and goes to play games
  1554. DementedMan: > WELL DONE WINNER.
  1555. > You SLAP her again. She cries harder.
  1556. unconspicuous: >SNAP OUT OF IT OR I WILL SLAP YOU OUT OF IT
  1557. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY is a MISERABLE PILE OF PAIN AND SADNESS.
  1558. > WELL DONE.
  1559. unconspicuous: >Just according to keikaku
  1560. Slowpon: stupid school making me spend my weed money on books
  1561. unconspicuous: or however that weeaboo stuff goes
  1562. tedgarb: [](b38 "dammit slowpon")
  1563. unconspicuous: >become a ghost detective and find out what killed her
  1564. tedgarb finfds being a troll too entertaining
  1565. DementedMan: > You ask FLUTTERSHY what killed her. FLUTTERSHY is too upset to talk right now.
  1566. Slowpon: that's odd, I shoulda seen that emote
  1567. unconspicuous: >check for GHOST CLUES
  1568. TheBestPony: I'mma head out for a while.
  1569. unconspicuous: later emu
  1570. Slowpon: oh no slash
  1571. DementedMan: > You examine FLUTTERSHY'S CORPSE. You discover the cause of death!
  1572. unconspicuous: >what was it?
  1573. DementedMan: > Her HEAD was cut off. Funny you didn't see that before.
  1574. unconspicuous: >huh, thats odd
  1575. >peek into neck to see if any derpy organs are strewn in there
  1576. DementedMan: > There are no DERPY ORGANS in FLUTTERSHY'S NECK STUMP.
  1577. unconspicuous: what about deeper inside fluttershy's neck?
  1578. >stick your head into her neck to get a better look
  1579. DementedMan: > You cannot examine any further while ETHEREAL.
  1580. unconspicuous: >rematerialize without further interacting with her ghost
  1581. DementedMan: > You LIFE YOURSELF.
  1582. unconspicuous: death powers are fun!
  1583. totalwar57: I need to go do something, i'll be back in an hour or two
  1584. unconspicuous: >make incision along spine to spread open neck
  1585. >got to look deeper
  1586. DementedMan: > Jesus man.
  1587. > You look further into FLUTTERSHY'S CORSPE
  1588. > THERE ARE NO DERPY ORGANS
  1589. unconspicuous: >oh ok
  1590. >look around room for fluttershy head
  1591. DementedMan: > You find FLUTTERSHY'S HEAD under the bed.
  1592. unconspicuous: >check for organs stowed in mouth
  1593. DementedMan: > No.
  1594. unconspicuous: >okay
  1595. >reattach head to body
  1596. >make sure its facing the right way
  1597. DementedMan: > You put the head as best as you can figure on the body. Eh, CLOSE ENOUGH.
  1598. unconspicuous: >just make sure the vertebrae line up
  1599. DementedMan: > CLOSE ENOUGH
  1600. unconspicuous: >OKAY.
  1601. >resuicide
  1602. DementedMan: > You OFF YOURSELF
  1603. > FLUTTERSHY'S GHOST is here.
  1604. unconspicuous: >Kill fluttershy's ghost back to life again
  1605. DementedMan: > You beat FLUTTERSHY to life.
  1606. unconspicuous: >rematerialize before she can do any of her gypsy magic to your corpse
  1607. DementedMan: > You LIFE YOURSELF
  1608. > FLUTTERSHY realizes you were trying to RESURRECT HER. She is VERY HAPPY.
  1609. > FLUTTERSHY runs up to you and hugs you as big as she can!
  1610. unconspicuous: >slap her across the face
  1611. >tell her you need to get all the derpy organs NOW.
  1612. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY'S HEAD falls off as you do.
  1613. unconspicuous: >hugs are unimportant at this time
  1614. >uhhh
  1615. >maybe find some twine?
  1616. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY is DISTRESSED and DISCOMBOBULATED.
  1617. > And also under the BED.
  1618. knocknix leaves again
  1619. unconspicuous: and knock was scared off again
  1620. beautiful
  1621. DementedMan: this is a good game
  1622. unconspicuous: it really is
  1623. text adventures make for great freeform roleplay
  1624. >grab flutt's head even if her body is off gallivanting around under beds
  1625. >gotta find some glue or something
  1626. >wait, do horses even use glue?
  1627. DementedMan: > You retrieve FLUTTERSHY'S HEAD from under the BED.
  1628. >Again
  1629. unconspicuous: >IT KEEPS HAPPENING
  1630. freight normal ap problems you'll be sacked
  1631. what is this CC i don't even
  1632. DementedMan: > Wut
  1633. unconspicuous: houston remembrance
  1634. closed captions are magic
  1635. vindya!
  1636. >anyways, look for some tape, wire, glue, or adhesive of some sort
  1637. >gotta be a way to reattach this head
  1638. DementedMan: > There are no such objects in FLUTTERSHY'S BEDROOM.
  1639. unconspicuous: >I thought fluttershy was able to sew
  1640. >yeah, she can according to that episode with the dresses
  1641. DementedMan: > You are in FLUTTERSHY'S BEDROOM. There is a BED to the east, a CHEST OF DRAWERS to the north, and a CLOSET to the west. FLUTTERSHY is in the BED.
  1642. unconspicuous: >ask flutts' disembodied head where she keeps her sewing supplies
  1643. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY says she keeps her sewing supplies in her CHEST OF DRAWERS.
  1644. unconspicuous: >check her closet first then
  1645. DementedMan: > THere are some PONY CLOTHES in the closet, along with a VENERABLE BOLT PISTOL and several NIGHTMARISH SEX TOYS.
  1646. unconspicuous: bolt pistol?
  1647. Perfect for our little servo skull!
  1648. DementedMan: > VENERABLE BOLT PISTOL.
  1649. unconspicuous: >equip venerable bolt pistol to SERVO SKULL
  1650. >if fluttershy protests, threaten blackmail over nightmarish implements
  1651. DementedMan: > You wire the BOLT PISTOL into the SERVO SKULL as a PERMANANT UPGRADE.
  1652. > FLUTTERSHY denies ownership of the NIGHTMARISH SEX TOYS.
  1653. unconspicuous: >but can it be upgraded... to love?
  1654. DementedMan: >Yes. That's DLC
  1655. unconspicuous: > of course
  1656. >perfect, she can deny the sex toys and I can deny the servo skull
  1657. we need to be awaiting the arrival of the beast my request
  1658. reports really?
  1659. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY would nod in agreement. Would.
  1660. unconspicuous: these captions I don't even
  1661. >dohohoho
  1662. >check her chest of drawers for the sewing supplies
  1663. DementedMan: > There are three DRAWERS in the CHEST OF DRAWERS. which do you open first?
  1664. unconspicuous: brb I think the pizza is finished baking
  1665. it is
  1666. >middle drawer
  1667. FlutterFan1: no way this game is still going on lmao
  1668. unconspicuous: it is
  1669. DementedMan: > The MIDDLE DRAWER is filled with SEWING SUPPLIES.
  1670. unconspicuous: >open top drawer, ignoring sewing supplies at the moment
  1671. DementedMan: uncon is stitching fluttershy's head back on
  1672. > The TOP DRAWER contains PONY CLOTHES, PONY SOCKS, and a PLETHORA OF DILDOS.
  1673. unconspicuous: of course
  1674. >close other two drawers, then open bottom drawer
  1675. FlutterFan1: everything contains pony dildos
  1676. DementedMan: no derpy's body cavity
  1677. unconspicuous: of course
  1678. DementedMan: did not
  1679. unconspicuous: yeah
  1680. it was empty
  1681. FlutterFan1: surpisingly
  1682. DementedMan: you didnt check pinkie's drawers
  1683. unconspicuous: so thats why we're on a quest to fill it
  1684. DementedMan: so maybe
  1685. > The BOTTOM DRAWER contains a SMALL BOX with a STRANGE INDENT in it.
  1686. unconspicuous: another one of those?
  1687. there sure are a lot of them
  1688. >smash it open with enourmous cudgel
  1689. DementedMan: there has been one.
  1690. unconspicuous: yeah, there was one in the other set of drawers last game
  1691. DementedMan: > The BOX refuses to yield to the FEARMACE INQUIRY!
  1692. unconspicuous: oh my
  1693. DementedMan: That was in the beta
  1694. unconspicuous: oh ok
  1695. THE ADVENTURES SO FAR
  1696. http://pastebin.com/YEULR8SA
  1697. Kattib: STILL on synchquest? wow
  1698. unconspicuous: what wasn't clipped out of my log
  1699. >see if fluttershy's head matches the indent
  1700. Kattib: heh im in the log
  1701. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY'S HEAD does not unlock the box. FLUTTERSHY protests to being swung about like a football in a very meek fashion.
  1702. unconspicuous: good, she's back to being meek again
  1703. Kattib: you have fluttershy now!
  1704. unconspicuous: >ask fluttershy's head WHATS IN THE BOX? WHATS IN THE BOX?
  1705. Kattib: >HUGS FLUTTERSHY
  1706. DementedMan: In two pieces though
  1707. unconspicuous: she's detachable
  1708. Kattib: WHAT two pieces? Crazy
  1709. DementedMan: > You cuddle FLUTTERSHY'S HEAD.
  1710. > Her BODY falls down the stairs in a hilarious fashion.
  1711. Kattib: and btw you could easily write a program to parse the logs so you only have the stuff that starts with >
  1712. FlutterFan1 cuddles fluttershys body
  1713. DementedMan: some of it doesnt
  1714. unconspicuous: nah
  1715. DementedMan: like when I cock up
  1716. unconspicuous: the other comments in between have valuable context
  1717. DementedMan: enter commands with the > key
  1718. Kattib: mkay
  1719. well just saying it could be easily done
  1720. unconspicuous: >WHATS IN THE BOX, fluts, WHATS IN THE BOX?
  1721. Kattib: a printwriter object would do it with just a couple lines of decision making
  1722. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY has no knowledge of that bof or how it got there. She also feebly requests we go and see if her BODY is okay.
  1723. Kattib: whos in the party anyway?
  1724. unconspicuous: >eh, it'll be fine. Not like she broke her spine or anything
  1725. >grab the sewing kit and find where her body wandered off to
  1726. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY stil looks UNEASY.
  1727. Kattib: >EXAMINE PARTY
  1728. unconspicuous: >dawww, fluttershy looks so cute when she's uneasy
  1729. DementedMan: > TWILIGHT SPARKLE PINKIE PIE/PINKAMENA SERVO SKULL
  1730. Kattib: servo skull? And what happened to derpy?
  1731. unconspicuous: we're still on organ quest
  1732. FlutterFan1: derpy died I believe
  1733. unconspicuous: for derpy's organs
  1734. DementedMan: Derpy had no organs and was wigging out
  1735. unconspicuous: death can be reversed sometimes
  1736. DementedMan: pretty much all times
  1737. unconspicuous: but you gotta get them organs
  1738. Kattib: really youre still trying to get derpy's organs? Hmmm interesting
  1739. DementedMan: He hasnt gone back to check her
  1740. I dunno what he's doing
  1741. unconspicuous: yeah, we need to do that once we stitch flutts together
  1742. >get sewing kit, find flutts body
  1743. Kattib: synchquest seems kind of....demented
  1744. hence the name I suppose
  1745. unconspicuous: OF COURSE!
  1746. DementedMan: > You take the SEWING SUPPLIES and go DOWNSTAIRS.
  1747. unconspicuous: read the pastebin I linked
  1748. should catch you up on it
  1749. Kattib: but im lazy!
  1750. DementedMan: > You are in FLUTTERSHY'S MAIN ROOM. There is a lot of TACKY STUFF around.There is a KITCHEN to the north. There is a LOUNGE to the east.There are Stairs to the west. FLUTTERSHY'S BODY is in a heap on
  1751. > the floor
  1752. unconspicuous: >check the fridge
  1753. Kattib: quest for digestia? How...oddd
  1754. DementedMan: > You go to the FRIDGE in the KITCHEN. There are some FRESH CARROTS, ANGEL IN AN ICE BLOCK, and some PONY SODA.
  1755. Kattib: demented do you have this written or is this an actual program thing?
  1756. unconspicuous: hmmm
  1757. yes he has
  1758. both
  1759. >examine ICED ANGEL
  1760. DementedMan: I have it written
  1761. FlutterFan1: and here I thought he was making it all up lol
  1762. DementedMan: I am
  1763. unconspicuous: I need to write up some text adventure plots too
  1764. DementedMan: > ANGEL is in a DEEP FREEZE. It is ICE to see him.
  1765. Write a plot?
  1766. LOL
  1767. unconspicuous: its like any other kind of DMing
  1768. Kattib: so its just a written script eh?
  1769. DementedMan: nope
  1770. unconspicuous: no kattib
  1771. DementedMan: it's me making it up
  1772. unconspicuous: its all adlibbed
  1773. DementedMan: as I go along
  1774. Kattib: ah
  1775. DementedMan: with a save, of course
  1776. Kattib: okay
  1777. FlutterFan1: ok thats what I thought
  1778. unconspicuous: normally you just have a simple structure in mind, and then throw it all out if it doesnt work
  1779. Kattib: >DANCE
  1780. DementedMan: Structure?
  1781. unconspicuous: >PUNS
  1782. DementedMan: > You boogie heartily.
  1783. Kattib: >SING
  1784. TheJesus: THE JESUS lurks
  1785. unconspicuous: >waltz with fluttershy's body
  1786. DementedMan: Synchquest
  1787. Slowpon fucks with TheJesus
  1788. unconspicuous: oh hey its that guy
  1789. Kattib: I dont believe in jesus though
  1790. unconspicuous fucks TheJesus up
  1791. TheJesus: THE JESUS is not fucked with. Simply because you do NOT. FUCK. WITH. THE JESUS.
  1792. totalwar57: Ok, i'm back, i lied about the hour or two part
  1793. unconspicuous: hey total
  1794. DementedMan: > You WALTZ with FLUTTERSHY. Her coordination is poor due to her SEVERED CRANIUM.
  1795. unconspicuous: sounds adorable!
  1796. Kattib: I dont even know you theJesus
  1797. totalwar57: where did Emu go?
  1798. DementedMan: is ILF paying attention
  1799. unconspicuous: EVEN HER STUMBLING DANCING IS GRACEFUL
  1800. I don't think emu is paying attention
  1801. DementedMan: ILF
  1802. Kattib:
  1803. unconspicuous: i mean ilf
  1804. ILuvFluttershy: the fuck do you guys want
  1805. unconspicuous: hi
  1806. FlutterFan1: rude...
  1807. DementedMan: Are you not entertained?
  1808. totalwar57: Someone answer me, where did emu go?
  1809. DementedMan: dunno
  1810. unconspicuous: well, at around the point where we waltzed with fluttershy's disembodied body i was guessing you weren't really paying attention
  1811. ILuvFluttershy: Emu probably went to get food or something
  1812. unconspicuous: yaeh
  1813. ILuvFluttershy: or he just lost connection
  1814. DementedMan: Can you disembody a body?
  1815. totalwar57: ok, i was wondering about a movie night or something
  1816. unconspicuous: disenheaded body
  1817. there
  1818. totalwar57: we should watch some more game of thrones
  1819. DementedMan: decapitated is a servicable word
  1820. Kattib: how about you go read the books
  1821. unconspicuous: not very cromulent though
  1822. DementedMan: get on with it
  1823. unconspicuous: game of thrones is great books
  1824. DementedMan: maybe save too
  1825. totalwar57: i have been, but i want to watch the episodes too
  1826. Kattib: a song of ice and fire is a good series
  1827. unconspicuous: >finally get around to sewing fluttershy's head back on
  1828. Kattib: >Learn LATIN
  1829. TheJesus: THE JESUS is a huge fan of Game of Thrones
  1830. Kattib: why the third person?
  1831. unconspicuous: because his entire existence is an unfunny joke
  1832. Kattib: ah gotcha
  1833. DementedMan: > You try to stich FLUTTERSHY'S HEAD back on. You succeed, but it looks like it wall fall of during INAPPROPRIATE MOMENTS.
  1834. TheJesus: THE JESUS wishes to know if unconspicuous is mad?
  1835. Kattib: so what does he have a superiority complex?
  1836. unconspicuous: >Sounds like the perfect setup for soem SHENANIGANS!
  1837. TheJesus: THE JESUS also cannot use punctuation correctly
  1838. unconspicuous: No, I suck too.
  1839. DementedMan: > INDEED
  1840. Kattib:
  1841. unconspicuous:
  1842. Kattib: [](swagintosh-270)
  1843. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY is now APPEASED.
  1844. Kattib:
  1845. FALLING!
  1846. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY has joined the PARTY.
  1847. Kattib: YAY!
  1848. unconspicuous: >nooooooooooo
  1849. Kattib: [](/hug FLUTTERSHY)
  1850. oh wait
  1851. unconspicuous: >all that abuse and slapping was for nothing!
  1852. Kattib: >HUG FLUTTERSHY
  1853. DementedMan: > You hug FLUTTERSHY. She giggles adorably.
  1854. Kattib: /(^3^)\
  1855. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY'S HEAD falls off.
  1856. unconspicuous: >head over to sugarcube corner again, gotta check on derpy
  1857. >is derpy even still sedated?
  1858. Kattib: Well head falling off is a negative
  1859. unconspicuous: >we must know
  1860. Kattib: >tell FLUTTERSHY she is the BEST PONY
  1861. unconspicuous: >grab flutt's head and stride away to SCC
  1862. DementedMan: > PURGING JUNK DATA
  1863. unconspicuous: no, we don't have the best pony
  1864. because roseluck is not yet in the party
  1865. Kattib: yes you do, fluttershy is right there
  1866. best of mane 6
  1867. unconspicuous: oh
  1868. of mane 6?
  1869. Kattib: sure
  1870. unconspicuous: we don't have AJ either
  1871. FlutterFan1: everyone knows Fluttershy is best
  1872. Kattib: nope fluttershy is best pony
  1873. unconspicuous: You best be joking.
  1874. Kattib: its like this: Fluttershy>Twilight=RBD=Pinkie>AJ>Rarity
  1875. FlutterFan1: I actually really like Rarity
  1876. DementedMan: > DATA PURGE COMPLETE
  1877. Kattib: well I like everypony
  1878. FlutterFan1: same
  1879. Kattib: its just I like some more than others
  1880. unconspicuous: AJ>Twi=Rarity>Pinkie>Fluts=Dash
  1881. FlutterFan1: I have as much trouble deciding as Twilight just did
  1882. Kattib: That nearly backwards of mine
  1883. DementedMan: > TWILIGHT, in a fit of ingenuity, reprograms the SERVO SKULL to pick up FLUTTERSHY'S HEAD when it falls off.
  1884. Kattib: >Tell FLUTTERSHY she is BEST PONY
  1885. unconspicuous: >but that decreases the SHENANIGANS factor!
  1886. DementedMan: > You tell FLUTTERSHY she is BEST PONY. She BLUSHES.
  1887. unconspicuous: >tell party that after we get derpy back together, we're going to get the best pony to aid us in our quest
  1888. AJ
  1889. DementedMan: > The SERVO SKULL is still STUPID.
  1890. unconspicuous: >good
  1891. DementedMan: > The PARTY is roused by your speach!
  1892. Kattib: YAY, adorable fluttershy!
  1893. FlutterFan1:
  1894. Kattib:
  1895. unconspicuous: >tell twilight that I am commander shephard and that she is my favourite pony in the citadel
  1896. DementedMan: > You return to SUGARCUBE CORNER
  1897. unconspicuous: >tell pinkie pie that I am commander shephard and that she is my favourite pony in the citadel
  1898. DementedMan: > TWILIGHT BLUSHES.
  1899. Kattib: haha
  1900. so adorable
  1901. DementedMan: > PINKIE PIE is DISTRACTED BY COLOURFUL.
  1902. > You are in the MAIN ROOM. There is an ENTRANCE to the west, a CAKE COUNTER to the north, a PASSAGEWAY to the east, and several CAKE DISPLAYS scattered about.
  1903. unconspicuous: >make way over to fridge portal
  1904. DementedMan: > You go to the FRIDGE.
  1905. unconspicuous: passageway, right?
  1906. DementedMan: >WHATEVER
  1907. unconspicuous: >LIKE, WHATEVER MAN
  1908. DementedMan: > TRUE
  1909. unconspicuous: >open fridge door, get on fridge floor, everybody walk the fridge dinosaur
  1910. DementedMan: > You go through the FRIDGE PORTAL
  1911. > You are in PINKAMINE'S WIERDNESS.There are several TORTURE DEVICES about. DERPY is here.
  1912. unconspicuous: >examine derpy
  1913. DementedMan: > DERPY is awake, but DISTRESSED.
  1914. unconspicuous: >seduce derpy
  1915. wait
  1916. >sedate derpy
  1917. DementedMan: > DERPY is not in the mood to be seduced.
  1918. > DERPY is ready to COOPERATE.
  1919. Kattib: you have issues with that word dont you?
  1920. >HUG DERPY
  1921. unconspicuous: oh derpy isn't flipping out this time
  1922. Kattib: I guess for uncon sedating and seducing are one in the same....thats disturbing!
  1923. unconspicuous: compare collected deryp organs to derpy's chest cavity
  1924. FlutterFan1: hahahhaa
  1925. unconspicuous: >>
  1926. are we missing any accumulated derpy viscera volume?
  1927. Kattib: why hasnt derpy hug worked yet!
  1928. unconspicuous: >ask twilight, fluttershy, if they know anything about pony anatomy
  1929. DementedMan: >FORCED SAVE
  1930. >GAME SHUTTING DOWN
  1931. Kattib: >HUG DERPY
  1932. awww
  1933. DementedMan: I'm going for a swim.
  1934. Be back soonish
  1935. Kattib: enjoy your swim
  1936. unconspicuous: I wub woo demented
  1937. thanks for running this
  1938. http://pastebin.com/YEULR8SA
  1939. updated
  1940. TheJesus: WHAT?
  1941. THE JESUS couldn't hear that over the sound of the crickets
  1942. unconspicuous: What?
  1943. Did a novelty account say something?
  1944. I couldn't even tell.
  1945. Kattib: whos running theJesus account?
  1946. unconspicuous: it's a mystery
  1947. FlutterFan1: :o
  1948. Kattib: mkay whatever
  1949. unconspicuous: one i don't care enough about to answer
  1950. FlutterFan1: I like mysteries
  1951. unconspicuous: I like them to stay mysterious
  1952. and unanswered
  1953. Kattib: I like solving mysteries but this one I dont really care about
  1954. Mr and Mrs cake dont ever trust pinkie it seems
  1955. TheJesus: THE JESUS loves and tolerates unconspicuous
  1956. unconspicuous: kattib
  1957. Kattib: yeah uncon?
  1958. unconspicuous: would YOU trust pinkie pie?
  1959. Kattib: hmmmmm depends, what am I having her do?
  1960. FlutterFan1: ^
  1961. Kattib: the more mundane the less id trust pinkie
  1962. FlutterFan1: that was for uncon
  1963. ILuvFluttershy: watch your newborn children
  1964. unconspicuous: would you trust her with your children?
  1965. Kattib: the more extraordinary the more id trust her
  1966. hmmmmm, no probably not
  1967. unconspicuous: exactly
  1968. FlutterFan1: I know I wouldnt...
  1969. unconspicuous: they even tried RAINBOW DASH before they resorted to pankah pah
  1970. that should tell you something
  1971. Kattib: but id trust her to save the world or be the first to learn to fly without wings
  1972. since she can break reality
  1973. unconspicuous: nah, twlilight already has levitation down
  1974. and riding in balloons
  1975. Kattib: okay fly without anything external
  1976. just decide to fly and do so
  1977. FlutterFan1: actually pumpkin was the first to fly using magic and without wings
  1978. Kattib: eeyup
  1979. unconspicuous: i'm pretty sure the opening animation has been around for longer than pumpkin
  1980. as in
  1981. all of season 1
  1982. FlutterFan1: but I said using magic, not the air balloon
  1983. unconspicuous: you said flight
  1984. not magic
  1985. Kattib: semantics
  1986. FlutterFan1: "actually pumpkin was the first to fly using magic and without wings"
  1987. Kattib: ill change my example
  1988. FlutterFan1: but ok
  1989. Kattib: pinkie would be the first to enter the real world
  1990. unconspicuous: or twilight
  1991. FlutterFan1: I'll go with you on that one
  1992. unconspicuous: depending on how they get here
  1993. Kattib: id trust pinkie to be able to do that
  1994. unconspicuous: maybe both at the same time
  1995. Kattib: since its crazy impossible and extraordinary
  1996. unconspicuous: impossible?
  1997. have Kamina do it.
  1998. ImFromReddit: Ugh, I have so many scripts installed in chrome
  1999. FlutterFan1: how do I delete an old script?
  2000. I have a redundant one
  2001. unconspicuous: put your computer in the dishwasher
  2002. ImFromReddit: wrench(top right corner) > tools > Extensions
  2003. FlutterFan1: thanks IFR
  2004. unconspicuous: format your hard drive
  2005. anything other than messing with the scripts
  2006. ImFromReddit: uncon, go suck a johnson
  2007. Kattib: A. Johnson? Im guessing A is for albert so one second
  2008. unconspicuous: IFR
  2009. Kattib: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Johnson_%28criminal%29
  2010. there you go uncon
  2011. unconspicuous: I will gladly put penises in my mouth
  2012. before i try and mess with deactivating and removing scripts again
  2013. a lot faster, and a lot less punishing
  2014. Kattib: this episode is where gilda has to DIE for making fluttershy CRY!
  2015. spammed
  2016. Oh pinkie pie you are adorable
  2017. unconspicuous: oh hey its this episode
  2018. inb4 fantastic racism
  2019. Kattib: racism?
  2020. unconspicuous: racism.
  2021. among other things
  2022. Kattib: I hate gilda for being a dick to flutterrshy and everypony, not for being a griffon
  2023. unconspicuous: the poni are anthropomorphised more heavily than gilda is
  2024. more rounded heads
  2025. more human-like faces
  2026. huge eyes
  2027. Kattib: so animation racism? I think youre overanalysing it
  2028. unconspicuous: gilda has a head that looks more like an actual bird
  2029. this makes it easier to connect to and approve of the ponis than gilda
  2030. Kattib: still, gilda acted like a jerk...
  2031. so I mean why should I like her?
  2032. unconspicuous: and explains why people say gilda should be raped with a knife
  2033. but don't say the same about trixie
  2034. and by people
  2035. Kattib: I say gilda should be destroyed due to making FLUTTERSHY CRY!
  2036. unconspicuous: i mean people in this synchtube
  2037. Kattib: Fluttershy....cry...I need nothing more
  2038. unconspicuous: well don't you want to kill me?
  2039. weren't you here for the text adventure?
  2040. Kattib: not for all of it
  2041. plus its text adventure
  2042. and yknow you exist
  2043. unconspicuous: http://pastebin.com/YEULR8SA
  2044. read through it
  2045. Kattib: eh, lazy
  2046. unconspicuous: eh, its hilarious
  2047. just the last half or so if you're lazy then
  2048. Kattib: sigh fine
  2049. unconspicuous: we should force IFR to draw some select scenes from it
  2050. Kattib: wait ted fucked fluttershy's corpse? wtf? thats hilarious though because its so terrible
  2051. unconspicuous: just read through it
  2052. FlutterFan1: dont make him draw that scene lol
  2053. unconspicuous: and no, I was the one to propose "avasting that ass"
  2054. well
  2055. Kattib: yoy made a ghost cry? Wow, what a dick
  2056. unconspicuous: he suggested it
  2057. but I made the pun
  2058. we also stole her antique bolter pistol
  2059. Kattib: damn man, youre a cold bastard
  2060. unconspicuous: what
  2061. Kattib: though its funny you can killyourself to life...
  2062. unconspicuous: we were on a timed quest
  2063. Kattib: how odd
  2064. unconspicuous: kattib, you might want to read more of the earlier parts then
  2065. Kattib: You REJECTED A HUG!?!?
  2066. unconspicuous: I upgraded the STU stat high enough until suicide worked
  2067. Kattib: FROM FLUTTERSHY!?!?
  2068. MOTHERFUCKER!
  2069. STU?
  2070. unconspicuous:
  2071. STU
  2072. its a stat
  2073. Kattib: I mean whats it stand for?
  2074. AND GOD DAMMIT GILDA!
  2075. unconspicuous: take a guess for a stat
  2076. that when raised
  2077. FlutterFan1: this is one of the best lines
  2078. RabidCoyote: *pokes head in for a minute* oh hai.
  2079. diabloman: hello hello!
  2080. unconspicuous: makes you incapable of resisting the urge to sweetiescoot
  2081. diabloman:
  2082. unconspicuous: oh hey brash
  2083. Kattib: stupidity?
  2084. unconspicuous: we were talking about the SynchQuest
  2085. http://pastebin.com/YEULR8SA
  2086. your guess is as good as your guess kattib
  2087. Kattib: whatever, im outta here
  2088. see ya
  2089. RabidCoyote: peace
  2090. FlutterFan1: see ya
  2091. RabidCoyote: i thought i'd step in and say hi before i hit the hay
  2092. diabloman: i wonder if we are gonna see another griffon in mlp? or if gilda will return?
  2093. pretty unlikely im sure
  2094. unconspicuous: pretty unlikely
  2095. RabidCoyote: i think she's a one off.
  2096. diabloman: mhm
  2097. unconspicuous: just a one-off species that can be used, abused, and disposed off without thought
  2098. FlutterFan1: I think so too
  2099. RabidCoyote: I would like to see trixie again but i doubt it.
  2100. unconspicuous: its why she isnt a poni
  2101. FlutterFan1: more likely to see Trixie back
  2102. diabloman: yeah i think trixie has potential for a return
  2103. even just a short bit
  2104. unconspicuous: at least they can just insert trixie somewhere as a background character
  2105. RabidCoyote: hmmm
  2106. unconspicuous: as a cameo
  2107. what are they going to do with a griffon?
  2108. diabloman: Spike you unfoodsafe bastard
  2109. unconspicuous: nothing.
  2110. diabloman: pretty much
  2111. unconspicuous: so yeah
  2112. organquest was just about reaching completion when Demented had to leave
  2113. diabloman: organquest?
  2114. unconspicuous: organquest
  2115. diabloman: que?
  2116. unconspicuous: pinkamena got to derpy
  2117. and we had to recover all of derpy's intestines and bring them back to derpy
  2118. totalwar57: ok, i'm going to bed
  2119. night guys
  2120. diabloman: night
  2121. unconspicuous: it makes even less sense when I describe it this way
  2122. night total
  2123. ILuvFluttershy: bFUCK GILDA
  2124. just saying
  2125. diabloman: dash is bestest
  2126. ILuvFluttershy returns to eating his food
  2127. unconspicuous: well bFUCK you too ILF
  2128. ILuvFluttershy:
  2129. unconspicuous: I wub woo
  2130. even if you're bird-racist
  2131. ILuvFluttershy: I only dislike one griffon
  2132. unconspicuous: yeah
  2133. the only griffon on the show
  2134. 100% of the available griffons
  2135. ILuvFluttershy: tell them to introduce a griffon who's not a bitch
  2136. then I wont be racist
  2137. DementedMan: gilda sucks more cock than a Bangkok hooker on a friday night
  2138. unconspicuous: hi demented
  2139. DementedMan: Hi
  2140. unconspicuous: back from your swim?
  2141. DementedMan: Yep
  2142. unconspicuous: I forget which time zone you're in for swimming to make sense
  2143. DementedMan: it was 4 when I left
  2144. ImFromReddit: Lol, my friend just said that oxidane is completely made up
  2145. and it doesn't exist.
  2146. unconspicuous: its 0044 of the 16th here
  2147. oxidane?
  2148. heh
  2149. ImFromReddit: It's the IUPAC compliant name for water.
  2150. Epigonic: I like Gilda.
  2151. Sorry, I'm late to the party.
  2152. ILuvFluttershy: you like gilda, but hate pip?
  2153. DementedMan: Gilda can choke on all the cocks
  2154. unconspicuous: no epi, liking gilda is not allowed
  2155. ILuvFluttershy: I never said that
  2156. Epigonic: I don't love pip
  2157. unconspicuous: is out of the question
  2158. Epigonic: I think he's a worthless character with no redeeming features.
  2159. That's all
  2160. unconspicuous: oh you
  2161. you were annoying too when you were a tiny child
  2162. everyone was
  2163. Epigonic: I was actually pretty cool when I was really young
  2164. And THEN I was an annoying kid
  2165. diabloman: now snips and snails... the most annoying of all
  2166. DementedMan: Trixie would have been way better if she was a dude
  2167. Epigonic: But yeah, Snips and Pip, those would be the two characters I'd banish to the moon.
  2168. I love me some Snails, though
  2169. DementedMan: SNails is great
  2170. SNips is just annoying
  2171. Epigonic: Agreed.
  2172. diabloman: yeah, i would be down with the trixie character being a dude
  2173. true
  2174. DementedMan: hey diablo
  2175. Epigonic: You know, diabloman, that would have worked out, yeah
  2176. diabloman: hey demented
  2177. DementedMan: uncon was trying to explain synchquest earlier
  2178. unconspicuous: its hard to explain
  2179. DementedMan: Not really
  2180. Epigonic: But again, Trixie is an entertainer that is only there to entertain.
  2181. diabloman: i would like to see a few more dude ponies
  2182. DementedMan: I make an RPG
  2183. unconspicuous: especially how organquest made sense at the time
  2184. DementedMan: it so did
  2185. and does
  2186. unconspicuous: it made so much sense
  2187. DementedMan: as does Headless FLuttershy
  2188. Epigonic: It isn't until Rainbow Dash says "Boo" that Trixie starts dishing out the "Better than you" stuff.
  2189. DementedMan: well, no it doesnt
  2190. but you haven't found out yet
  2191. unconspicuous: i don't think you even said thats what we were supposed to do
  2192. I just immediately understood it was QUEST FOR DIGESTIA
  2193. DementedMan: yep
  2194. diabloman: yeah the Mane 6 dont give trixie much time to be a showpony
  2195. Epigonic: Don't blame Fluttershy or Pinkie Pie.
  2196. diabloman: true
  2197. Epigonic: Pinkie Pie would love the show
  2198. unconspicuous: no
  2199. blame fluttershy
  2200. FlutterFan1: Im gonna head out guys, night!
  2201. diabloman: adios
  2202. unconspicuous: just because she doesn't have an equitable portion of the blame
  2203. Epigonic: G'night, FlutterFan1
  2204. ILuvFluttershy: night Flutter
  2205. Epigonic: Dream of ponies.
  2206. unconspicuous: later flutterfan
  2207. DementedMan: Bitch just wanders in
  2208. unconspicuous: dream of things other than organquest
  2209. DementedMan: then says she's best
  2210. they should have just lynched her
  2211. Epigonic: Now now, Rainbow Dash started talking shit first.
  2212. diabloman: twilight is kinda silly in this one
  2213. unconspicuous:
  2214. oops
  2215. DementedMan: A real not twat would have taken it in stride
  2216. unconspicuous: you know
  2217. the real problem
  2218. is that the mane 6 feel that they need to actually intervene
  2219. they could have just done nothing, ignored trixie if she was being a braggart
  2220. DementedMan: Trixie is also a problem
  2221. unconspicuous: and move on
  2222. diabloman: well that is in character with Mare Do Well
  2223. DementedMan: Rainbow the stupid bitch meets Trixie the stupid bitch
  2224. unconspicuous: also i'm proud of >tell twilight that my name is commander shephard, and you're my favourite pony in the citadel
  2225. DementedMan: The PROTAGONIST still needs a name
  2226. Well, you said he wash Shepard
  2227. *was
  2228. Aurelio Shepard.
  2229. diabloman: rarity sure likes the third person narrative
  2230. Epigonic loves Rarity.
  2231. DementedMan: Rarity i great
  2232. still a bitch cunt
  2233. unconspicuous: protagonist needs a name?
  2234. hmmm
  2235. DementedMan: yep
  2236. no why not zoidberg
  2237. unconspicuous: hmm
  2238. I KNOW
  2239. I KNOW
  2240. I GOT THIS
  2241. "boring OC protagonist"
  2242. DementedMan: "Supid Faggot it is
  2243. unconspicuous: it just rolls off the tongue
  2244. yep
  2245. I love the way they have the ponies emote with their hooves
  2246. Epigonic: I love Ponies.
  2247. diabloman: i hate snails for being canadian
  2248. unconspicuous: I love ponies too.
  2249. snails is canadian?
  2250. wut
  2251. DementedMan: http://tgweaver.tumblr.com/post/12439872894/stupid-faggot-the-original-character-posted-by
  2252. Epigonic: Eh!?
  2253. unconspicuous: yeah
  2254. diabloman: he has a very pronounced "eh?"
  2255. unconspicuous: that
  2256. diabloman: that  makes us look bad
  2257. DementedMan: if anyone hasnt read it
  2258. do
  2259. this is how I see all OCs ever
  2260. diabloman: actually a canada coloured pony would be sweet
  2261. DementedMan: Karma wants a word with you
  2262. diabloman: white, red hair and leaf cutie mark
  2263. maple leaf*
  2264. DementedMan: KArma then
  2265. ImFromReddit: The worst thing about censorship is ██████ █████████ Stop SOPA.
  2266. DementedMan: upvote is even the same shape
  2267. Epigonic: What a delightful series, DementedMan
  2268. DementedMan: I always laugh so hard at the third one
  2269. diabloman: dunno if any of you read the wheel of time, but i always think of that door twilight makes as a gateway
  2270. would be sweet if it opened to a paralell universe
  2271. DementedMan: like the dark tower?
  2272. unconspicuous: the worst thing about censorship is [spoilers] gilda is best pony [/spoilers]
  2273. diabloman: parallel
  2274. unconspicuous: or whatever the syntax is
  2275. i forget
  2276. DementedMan: Is anyone in the mood for another round of Synchquest?
  2277. ImFromReddit: /spoilers goes before spoilers
  2278. unconspicuous: yes
  2279. or a continuation of where we were
  2280. DementedMan: dude
  2281. there was a forced save
  2282. > http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Applebloom.mp4&oq=Applebloom.mp4&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=10549l18864l0l18996l18l18l3l1l0l1l393l3136l2-4.6l10l0
  2283. > SYNCHQUEST
  2284. unconspicuous: THAT IS OUR THEME
  2285. DementedMan: > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-c2vGR46QQ
  2286. unconspicuous: it is ENTRANCING
  2287. >look
  2288. ImFromReddit:  5:09 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMEH3eHn_gs
  2289. DementedMan: > 1. NEW GAME 2. LOAD 3. OPTIONS 4. QUIT
  2290. hey IFR
  2291. we need you
  2292. Epigonic: >QUIT
  2293. DementedMan: to draw this rpg
  2294. Epigonic: Oh god, yes
  2295. DementedMan: > You load the SAVE
  2296. ImFromReddit: What?
  2297. Epigonic: That would be awesome to have the entire game that's been played thus far drawn
  2298. ImFromReddit: What do you need me to do?
  2299. unconspicuous: >LOAD
  2300. DementedMan: like Porblem SLeuth
  2301. that would be amazing
  2302. unconspicuous: yep
  2303. DementedMan: > You are in PINKAMENA'S WIERDNESS.There are several TORTURE DEVICES about. DERPY is here.
  2304. Epigonic: I wish I cared enough to draw things
  2305. unconspicuous: like weaver's quests
  2306. >look derpy
  2307. DementedMan: > DERPY is DISTRESSED and EVISCERATED.
  2308. ImFromReddit: Can I play?
  2309. DementedMan: input commands with the > key
  2310. ImFromReddit: >Join Game
  2311. unconspicuous: >check viscera checklist
  2312. DementedMan: you should probably watch to get a sense of it though
  2313. unconspicuous: http://pastebin.com/YEULR8SA
  2314. ImFromReddit: >Go East
  2315. unconspicuous: IFR
  2316. knocknix: I guess it's time for more games...
  2317. unconspicuous: that pastebin has some of the previous shenanigans on it
  2318. DementedMan: > DERPY LIVER DERPY GALL BLADDER DERPY HEART DERPY STOMACH
  2319. unconspicuous: hmmm
  2320. no derpy duodenum long intestine, or short intestine
  2321. diabloman: twilight is a savant
  2322. ImFromReddit: >Slap Demented
  2323. unconspicuous: we still have some viscera to go
  2324. DementedMan: > Ow.
  2325. Epigonic: Someone was logging the first night, right?
  2326. DementedMan: nope
  2327. unconspicuous: >ask twilight wtf is up with this pony anatomy
  2328. nope
  2329. all we have is the pastebin I just pasted
  2330. Epigonic: Now hold up, I could have sworn someone said they were logging it
  2331. DementedMan: > TWILIGHT has no idea either.
  2332. maybe ted
  2333. Epigonic: No... I'm trying to remember who was here that said that
  2334. Oh well
  2335. ImFromReddit actually has to go to sleep soon
  2336. ImFromReddit: So
  2337. unconspicuous: >really twilight, not even one medical textbook in your entire library?
  2338. Epigonic: So
  2339. ImFromReddit: G'night y'all
  2340. Epigonic: Sleep well
  2341. unconspicuous: gnight
  2342. Epigonic: Dream of ponies
  2343. DementedMan: > TWILIGHT shrugs. It's DERPY.
  2344. > TWILIGHT has seen some SHIT today.
  2345. > SHIT not in any BOOK.
  2346. unconspicuous: >ask derpy if she has ever had a medical examination in ever
  2347. DementedMan: > DERPY can count to MUFFIn.
  2348. unconspicuous: >wait, was twilight there when fluttershy's ass was avasted?
  2349. DementedMan: > Yes.
  2350. unconspicuous: oh my
  2351. that changes things a bit
  2352. DementedMan: > The whole PARTY was there. The SERVO SKULL recorded it.
  2353. unconspicuous: okay
  2354. >fluttershy has no idea about derpy's intestines either?
  2355. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY cannot see very well from your INV.
  2356. unconspicuous: oh wait fluttershy is still in there
  2357. >retrieve flutterhead
  2358. DementedMan: > You take FLUTTERSHY'S HEAD from the SERVO SKULL.
  2359. unconspicuous: >wait, did we leave her body behind?
  2360. DementedMan: > PINKIE thoughtfully dragged FLUTTERSHY'S BODY behind her.
  2361. unconspicuous: >how convenient!
  2362. >sew fluttershy back onto her body again
  2363. DementedMan: > You restitch FLUTTERSHY'S HEAD back on. It is still tenuously on for COMEDIC CONVENIENCE.
  2364. unconspicuous: >of course
  2365. diabloman: this episode hooked my brother with the sound effects and the bunnys cough
  2366. ILuvFluttershy:   http://i.imgur.com/4DseX.gif
  2367. diabloman:
  2368. DementedMan: ILF
  2369. diabloman: 4d Sex?
  2370. DementedMan: at least she's alive
  2371. diabloman: that sounds terrifying
  2372. unconspicuous: >does fluttershy have any idea of which derpy organs we're missing or how to assemble the ones we've collected?
  2373. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY does know!
  2374. unconspicuous: wait, was ILF here for the avasting of asses?
  2375. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY can direct you on ORGAN SLINGING.
  2376. unconspicuous: because that would be a thing to unsee
  2377. >excellent
  2378. ILuvFluttershy: I was
  2379. but I was trying really hard to ignore it
  2380. DementedMan: Well, she was dead at the time
  2381. unconspicuous: >does basket weaving have a skill synergy with reassembling organs?
  2382. yeah
  2383. DementedMan: > Basket weave is your SEWING ability and genral CRAFT.
  2384. unconspicuous: excellent, they were points well spent
  2385. >so does flutts know which organs we still need?
  2386. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY still doesn't know that.
  2387. unconspicuous: >start assembling collected derpy organs
  2388. DementedMan: > With direction from FLUTTERSHY, you stuff the INNARDS back into DERPY. CLOSE ENOUGH.
  2389. unconspicuous: >look derpy
  2390. DementedMan: > DERPY is now VERY HAPPY!
  2391. > DERPY jumps for joy!
  2392. > All of DERPY's INNARDS fall out.
  2393. unconspicuous: >seduce derpy
  2394. DementedMan: > DERPY has now joined the PARTY!
  2395. unconspicuous: wait
  2396. >sedate derpy
  2397. DementedMan: > You have nothing to sedate DERPY with!
  2398. unconspicuous: >reassemble organs, and this time stitch her shut before letting her jump around
  2399. >tell boring stories
  2400. DementedMan: > DERPY gives a INV bonus tot he PARTY!
  2401. > Her EMPTY BODY CAVITY is very useful!
  2402. > You store the DERPY ORGANS in DERPY.
  2403. unconspicuous: >how derplightfully redundant
  2404. wait was there an actual goal for this quest?
  2405. I forgot
  2406. >carefully inspect torture machines for any loose plot threads
  2407. DementedMan: You got a party member
  2408. > The TORTURE DEVICES are FORMIDABLE.
  2409. > They certainly could be useful later!
  2410. unconspicuous: dun dun dun
  2411. hmm
  2412. we should really get the best pony into our part
  2413. >to sweet apple acres!
  2414. DementedMan: > You go to SWEET APPLE ACRES from SUGARCUBE CORNER.
  2415. > LOADING.
  2416. unconspicuous: hmm
  2417. I should vector that image of AJ with hoof on flutt's mouth
  2418. but that would require actual effort
  2419. maybe during a study hall
  2420. DementedMan: > You are in the SWEET APPLE ACRES MAIN YARD. There is a FARMSTEAD to the north, There is an APPLE ORCHARD to the east. There is a BARN to the west.
  2421. diabloman: how is vectoring even done?
  2422. Epigonic: patiently
  2423. diabloman: im fairly uninformed on picture manipulation stuff
  2424. DementedMan: Dohohoho
  2425. diabloman: lol
  2426. Kwulhu: holy fucking shit
  2427. this game is still going on?
  2428. DementedMan: yes
  2429. unconspicuous: hmmm
  2430. DementedMan: it has gotten amazing
  2431. unconspicuous: yeah
  2432. DementedMan: I thought you'd lose pretty quick
  2433. unconspicuous: we're assembling a tech priest
  2434. very
  2435. very
  2436. slowly
  2437. Epigonic:  http://www.livestream.com/cthulhuandyou/video?clipId=pla_adce6305-c64a-420d-9910-f565c0afbfc8
  2438. If you want to watch cthulhuandyou vector a fluttershy gif he made
  2439. unconspicuous: >look barn
  2440. diabloman: thanks!
  2441. Epigonic: There's no explanation, though
  2442. DementedMan: > The BARN is very SPACIOUS. It could easily be used as a COMMAND CENTER. There are a few BAILS OF HAY in here.
  2443. Epigonic: You need some program that does vectors. I know adobe illustrator does, but a lot of people I've talked to don't use that one
  2444. diabloman: holy shit the volume on that video *cringe*
  2445. unconspicuous: >go to ORCHARD
  2446. Epigonic: You can find a lot of good tutorials on youtube, probably... and probably a lot of bad ones
  2447. Kwulhu: awww
  2448. it's not live
  2449. DementedMan: > The ORCHARD is GATED and cannot be entered!
  2450. Kwulhu: I kind of wanted to see a stream
  2451. unconspicuous: or you can find someone good at drawing and stalk them
  2452. Epigonic: Oh yeah, it's recorded, yeah
  2453. Sorry
  2454. Kwulhu: especially a vectoring one
  2455. unconspicuous: >goto 20
  2456. DementedMan: > wut
  2457. Kwulhu: btw
  2458. DementedMan
  2459. DementedMan: yes
  2460. unconspicuous: >go to farmstead
  2461. Kwulhu: are you playing Zork or some shit?
  2462. DementedMan: No
  2463. unconspicuous: yes
  2464. we're playing some shit
  2465. Epigonic: Just beg cthulhuandyou next time you see him, heh
  2466. DementedMan: Synchquest.
  2467. Epigonic: Maybe he'll do another livestream vectoring session
  2468. DementedMan: > You go to the FARMSTEAD
  2469. > LOADING
  2470. Kwulhu: which pony would be the best for hugging?
  2471. Emu: Oh
  2472. Epi
  2473. By the way
  2474. Epigonic: Fluttershy would squeak
  2475. Emu, WHAT?
  2476. What the FUCK do you want?
  2477. GOD
  2478. Er, I mean
  2479. Emu:
  2480. unconspicuous: what does emu want?
  2481. Epigonic: Hey man, what's happening?
  2482. Emu: Do I have you added on Steam?
  2483. unconspicuous: oh emu is here
  2484. hi emu
  2485. Epigonic: Probably. WeAreYourHope
  2486. DementedMan: > THe FARMSTEAD is very neat. There are STAIRS to the NORTH. THere is a KITCHEN to the west. APPLEJACK is here.
  2487. Epigonic: I'm never really on
  2488. Emu: Yeah, but.
  2489. Epigonic: I'll log on now and check
  2490. unconspicuous: >greet applejack, ask if she has seen any derpy organs
  2491. Epigonic: ACCEPTED
  2492. DementedMan: > APPLEJACK greets you with a smile. THen you ask if she has any ORGANS laying around. SHe also notices FLUTTERSHY and DERPY. THe smile runs away from her face.
  2493. unconspicuous: wait what does supid faggot, our protagonist, even look like at this point
  2494. i don't even
  2495. Epigonic: I wish I had soda
  2496. DementedMan: He has a Moustache, he's wielding a GRENDL CURSED FEARMACE, and he has a pouch.
  2497. Epigonic: >*
  2498. unconspicuous: is he a pony?
  2499. DementedMan: no
  2500. and He's got soot on him
  2501. unconspicuous: oh yeah, soot
  2502. of course
  2503. no clothing?
  2504. DementedMan: BASIC CLOTHING as default.
  2505. Epigonic: He's not still wearing those socks, is he?
  2506. DementedMan: He took them off
  2507. Epigonic: Blast
  2508. DementedMan: Twilight has them
  2509. unconspicuous: the hilarious pony socks?
  2510. DementedMan: yes
  2511. unconspicuous: dawww
  2512. DementedMan: Pony socks grant auras BTW
  2513. unconspicuous: they do?
  2514. DementedMan: yep
  2515. unconspicuous: should have foudn out
  2516. found even
  2517. DementedMan: Twilight has an Aura of Adorkable
  2518. unconspicuous: ofc
  2519. DementedMan: you had an Aura of Idiocy
  2520. Epigonic: +1 STU, +1 CHA, -3 something and +3 Silliness, right?
  2521. unconspicuous: OF COURSE
  2522. DementedMan: that was it
  2523. unconspicuous: STU is the best stat
  2524. DementedMan: it buffs the whole party to wear socks
  2525. unconspicuous: because its the onyl stat that can also be a name
  2526. yep
  2527. sock synergizing!
  2528. DementedMan: all sock auras add one to CHA
  2529. unconspicuous: oh wow
  2530. DementedMan: they add one to a stat depending on wearer
  2531. unconspicuous: so having a team of socks
  2532. wow
  2533. DementedMan: they add three to a stat
  2534. and take away three from another
  2535. unconspicuous: the more ponies you have in socks, the sexier they all become?
  2536. DementedMan: yes
  2537. unconspicuous: amazing
  2538. DementedMan: Lingerie has a similar effect
  2539. unconspicuous: and it actually makes sense
  2540. >ok, so AJ is disconcerted at the random human with disassembled ponies in tow
  2541. >makes sense
  2542. DementedMan: > Aye.
  2543. unconspicuous: >explain that you're trying to undo the damage caused by Pinkamena
  2544. DementedMan: > APPLEJACK knows not of any PINKAMENA, but can tell you have good intentions.
  2545. unconspicuous: pffft, she thinks we have good intentions
  2546. DementedMan: IKR
  2547. unconspicuous: hilarious
  2548. >wait, was applebloom at the school or not
  2549. DementedMan: > No.
  2550. unconspicuous: >I can't remember if we just ignored her when destroying the other CMC
  2551. >ask AJ where applebloom was
  2552. DementedMan: > APPLEBLOOM is in her ROOM.
  2553. unconspicuous: >is the ROOM capitalized by you or by applejack?
  2554. DementedMan: > Me.
  2555. unconspicuous: okay
  2556. >loudly tell AJ (loudly enough for AB to hear) that she might want to be gentle with AB, since her only two friends just died today.
  2557. wait, is scootaloo dead or just half absorbed
  2558. DementedMan: > How loudly?
  2559. > SCOOTALOO was HALF ALIVE.
  2560. unconspicuous: >loudly enough for AB to hear from whereever AB is
  2561. DementedMan: > How loud.
  2562. unconspicuous: Loud.
  2563. >LOUD.
  2564. DementedMan: >yay
  2565. > You LOUDLY announce that SWEETIE BELLE and SCOOT are dead, regardless of their actual state.
  2566. unconspicuous: for refernece
  2567. 6:12 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5FQ8UJKF_Q
  2568. this kind of loud
  2569. DementedMan: > There is no audible response from APPLEBLOOM.
  2570. unconspicuous: hmmm
  2571. Obamathebanana: HIIIIIIIII
  2572. unconspicuous: hi obama
  2573. DementedMan: hiya
  2574. clape
  2575. Obamathebanana cringes
  2576. unconspicuous: oh yeah
  2577. Obamathebanana: whats going on?
  2578. unconspicuous: SYNCHQUEST
  2579. oh yeah
  2580. Obamathebanana takes his pants off
  2581. Obamathebanana: did I hear correctly?
  2582. DementedMan: yes
  2583. Obamathebanana takes his underwear off
  2584. DementedMan: We're going to horn job you
  2585. unconspicuous: >tell AJ that some of the viscera got all the way to fluttershy's cottage, so if she could let us into the orchard we might find some missing duodenums or something
  2586. DementedMan: > APPLEJACK lets you know that the ORCHARD is currently infested with DISCORD CULTISTS.
  2587. > She asks if your sure you want to go.
  2588. Obamathebanana: use a banana uncon
  2589. unconspicuous: >CULTISTS?
  2590. AAAAAAAAAA
  2591. >ask fluttershy if she has any Imperial artefacts lying around
  2592. >maybe a lasgun?
  2593. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY only had the BOLT PISTOL in her COTTAGE to defend herself from MAFIA DEBT COLLECTORS.
  2594. unconspicuous: >those things were like candy in the imperium, like 6 of them per living person or so
  2595. >oh well
  2596. >to the orchard!
  2597. Obamathebanana: so much wtf...
  2598. DementedMan: > APPLEJACK gives you a KEY.
  2599. unconspicuous: >look key
  2600. DementedMan: > You are now in the ORCHARD. There are many DISCORD CULTISTS wandering about.
  2601. > They captoored it for deee-scod.
  2602. unconspicuous: captoored?
  2603. ooooored?
  2604. DementedMan: > For dee-scod. Yes.
  2605. unconspicuous: CULTIST CHAN
  2606. DAMNIT
  2607. if only some adeptus orthidonticus would come along
  2608. uhhhh
  2609. >any viscera just conveniently lying about in plain sight?
  2610. DementedMan: > No.
  2611. That part of the quest is kind of over
  2612. unconspicuous: oh ok
  2613. DementedMan: Derpy is in your party
  2614. And she doesnt really need organs
  2615. unconspicuous: she was a zombie all along
  2616. or something
  2617. DementedMan: Sure why not
  2618. not really
  2619. anyway
  2620. > APPLEBLOOM is here.
  2621. Obamathebanana: why not zoidburg?
  2622. unconspicuous: >sneak up to most isolated cluster of culti-
  2623. >sneak up to where applebloom is
  2624. >if sneaking is viable
  2625. DementedMan: > APPLEBLOOM has already seen you.
  2626. unconspicuous: damnit
  2627. DementedMan: > APPLEBLOOM is wearing MIGISTERS ROBES.
  2628. unconspicuous: stupid cultist filly
  2629. DementedMan: > APPLEBLOOM is the cult leader!
  2630. unconspicuous: >ask applebloom wtf is up with all this discord business
  2631. DementedMan: > APPLEBLOOM ascends into the air.
  2632. unconspicuous: ascending into the air?
  2633. DementedMan: > You only notice now the cultists are performing a ritual!
  2634. unconspicuous: that is so uncool
  2635. DementedMan: > APPLEBLOOM is now a DISCORD SPAWN.
  2636. Obamathebanana: you should have used the banana
  2637. Like I told you
  2638. DementedMan: > Most of the CULTISTS have been vaporized.
  2639. unconspicuous: >STRIFE SCHEMA>>HAMMER GODDAMN TOSS>> BLOOMSPAWN
  2640. Sindus: AT is abusing his power for polls
  2641. DementedMan: > wut
  2642. input commands with the > key guys.
  2643. unconspicuous: menu select
  2644. Obamathebanana: aeiou
  2645. unconspicuous: then schema select
  2646. then target select
  2647. or is it all parser formatting
  2648. DementedMan: > did you forget how combat works.
  2649. unconspicuous: yes
  2650. DementedMan: >oh
  2651. unconspicuous: I never knew how it worked in the first place
  2652. DementedMan: > INPT COMMAND
  2653. AwkwardTurtle added 【HD】"For Equestria" ...
  2654. AwkwardTurtle added Drunk Ponies (DL lin...
  2655. AwkwardTurtle added Octavia's Dream...
  2656. AwkwardTurtle added Rising Blossom Theme...
  2657. DementedMan: > TWO MOVES PER TURN.
  2658. AwkwardTurtle added Replacer - Cerulean ...
  2659. AwkwardTurtle added AgileDash - WolfofSa...
  2660. AwkwardTurtle added Pony Piano / SoGreat...
  2661. AwkwardTurtle added Super Ponybeat - The...
  2662. AwkwardTurtle added {MLP:FIM} Becoming P...
  2663. AwkwardTurtle added The Land of Equestri...
  2664. unconspicuous: per pony per turn or total per turn?
  2665. DementedMan: > ORDERS ATTACKS AND OTHER ACTIONS TAKE A MOVE MOSTLY
  2666. AwkwardTurtle added Party With the Apple...
  2667. Obamathebanana:  3:05 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWANUCTgc-g
  2668. DementedMan: > Your FEARMACE takes 2 moves to use
  2669. Obamathebanana: because fluttershy....
  2670. so where is everyone?
  2671. unconspicuous: >instruct pankah pah to commit some kind of battery with a cake, tell derpy to do something distracting to bloomspawn
  2672. is that two moves?
  2673. AwkwardTurtle added PMV: Fluttershy - Qu...
  2674. DementedMan: > Yes
  2675. AwkwardTurtle added UnderpΩny - A Differ...
  2676. AwkwardTurtle added UnderpΩny - Sleepyhe...
  2677. AwkwardTurtle added Phase 3 - Taps...
  2678. AwkwardTurtle added AgileDash Befriends ...
  2679. AwkwardTurtle added My Little Pony - Win...
  2680. AwkwardTurtle added To the TARDIS! (Figh...
  2681. AwkwardTurtle added Windigos - ByCelesti...
  2682. AwkwardTurtle added Michael A. - Twiligh...
  2683. AwkwardTurtle added Brony MACH - Flutter...
  2684. AwkwardTurtle added Twilight's Sparkle (...
  2685. AwkwardTurtle added [300 SUBS] Replacer ...
  2686. AwkwardTurtle added Exploding Heart Tech...
  2687. AwkwardTurtle added Luna's Return Ft. Me...
  2688. unconspicuous: z>ok
  2689. DementedMan: > TWILIGHT strikes the SPAWN with her BATTLE FLANK. 12 DMG
  2690. unconspicuous: dat ass
  2691. DementedMan: > PINKIE CHANNELS CAKE BATTERY for 2 turns.
  2692. AwkwardTurtle added Pwny Anthem (by Arch...
  2693. AwkwardTurtle added Archie.V - Rainbow n...
  2694. AwkwardTurtle added Deae Lunae...
  2695. AwkwardTurtle added Noche in Equestria...
  2696. AwkwardTurtle added Fluttershy model mix...
  2697. AwkwardTurtle added Winter Start Up - Co...
  2698. AwkwardTurtle added 【HD DJ PON-3 Remix】 ...
  2699. AwkwardTurtle added Omnipony - Return...
  2700. AwkwardTurtle added Super Ponybeat - The...
  2701. AwkwardTurtle added Archie.V - Christmas...
  2702. AwkwardTurtle added Eurobeat Brony - Lun...
  2703. AwkwardTurtle added Archie.V - Magic Is ...
  2704. AwkwardTurtle added H8_Seed befriends Ja...
  2705. DementedMan: > SERVO SKULL fires the BOLT PISTOL. 23 DMG
  2706. AwkwardTurtle added I Wish I was a Tree ...
  2707. Obamathebanana: It seems, Im the only one here who care to have a conversation at the moment
  2708. therefore,
  2709. DementedMan: > DERPY uses MUFFIN BRIGADE. 10DMG and DISTRACT.
  2710. Obamathebanana: I shall have a debate
  2711. WITH MYSELF
  2712. unconspicuous: but we're doing synchquest obama
  2713. DementedMan: I'll debate you
  2714. you're wrong and dumb
  2715. I win
  2716. AwkwardTurtle added All-Powerful Trixie ...
  2717. Obamathebanana cries
  2718. DementedMan: you can play SYnchquest as well
  2719. it's an any player game
  2720. Obamathebanana: oooh cool
  2721. unconspicuous: [](/c27-lrotate "debating? in public?)
  2722. Obamathebanana: where do I start
  2723. DementedMan: input commands with >
  2724. Obamathebanana: yeh but
  2725. DementedMan: just watch
  2726. Obamathebanana: who will I be?
  2727. unconspicuous: I think i'm just the most consistent player
  2728. or something
  2729. Obamathebanana: yeh who will I be?
  2730. unconspicuous: we all argue over what the supid OC does
  2731. thats how multiplayer is
  2732. AwkwardTurtle added Main Theme (Farewell...
  2733. unconspicuous: imagine it as being like a quest thread
  2734. DementedMan: > SPAWN uses WORD OF CHAOS. Your INSANITY METER goes up by three!
  2735. Obamathebanana: how do we decide?
  2736. unconspicuous: or MSPA
  2737. AwkwardTurtle added Winter Wrap-Up (at t...
  2738. AwkwardTurtle added Eurobeat Brony vs Al...
  2739. AwkwardTurtle added Beyond Her Garden...
  2740. AwkwardTurtle added She's A Pony Remix...
  2741. DementedMan: first come first served obama
  2742. AwkwardTurtle added Chain Algorithm - El...
  2743. AwkwardTurtle added Chain Algorithm - To...
  2744. Obamathebanana: ok
  2745. DementedMan: > What do?
  2746. unconspicuous: >get to the bludgeoning
  2747. AwkwardTurtle added Chain Algorithm - Ra...
  2748. AwkwardTurtle added Super Ponybeat — Dis...
  2749. AwkwardTurtle added Octavia's Triumph...
  2750. AwkwardTurtle added PinkiePieSwear - Tri...
  2751. AwkwardTurtle added Saltlakrits - At the...
  2752. unconspicuous: >C to the L to the U to the B to the filly's face
  2753. DementedMan: > You deliver a BONE SPLINTERING SKULL-SMASH. 67 CRITDMG and 15 LEECH.
  2754. unconspicuous: 15 leeches?
  2755. thats a lot of leeches
  2756. DementedMan: 15 HP leeched
  2757. unconspicuous: oh
  2758. thats a little less cool, but stil neat
  2759. DementedMan: you'll need a leechbourn weapon for that
  2760. unconspicuous: mhm
  2761. DementedMan: > TWILIGHT CHANNELS a BOLT OF FRIENDSHIP for 2 turns
  2762. unconspicuous: so which bones were splintered?
  2763. DementedMan: It's a Discord Spawn
  2764. it's doesnt really matter
  2765. unconspicuous: oh
  2766. DementedMan: > PINKIE tries to CAST CAKE BATTERY. She SUCCEEDS! 16 SILDMG MAGICAL MISSHAP! PINKIE is permanently a MY LITTLE JUMPING SPIDER!
  2767. unconspicuous: oh my
  2768. Obamathebanana: excuse me while i just...
  2769. DementedMan: > SERVO SKULL uses AUSPEX. Bonus LUK and PER to the PARTY!
  2770. unconspicuous: at least it isnt a mylittlenanners situation
  2771. Obamathebanana eargasms
  2772. Kattib: still synchquest? interesting
  2773. who are you fighting now?
  2774. unconspicuous: applebloom
  2775. Kattib: but...why?
  2776. DementedMan: > DERPY CHANNELS COMBINED ORGAN FLING for 3 turns.
  2777. Kattib: whos in the party?
  2778. unconspicuous: combined organ fling?
  2779. ffffffff
  2780. DementedMan: Twilight, Pinkie, Servo Skull, Fluttershy and Derpy
  2781. unconspicuous: we spent an entire plot arc getting those
  2782. Kattib: why no RBD or AJ or Rarity?
  2783. unconspicuous: >examine bloomspawn
  2784. we havent recruited them yet
  2785. DementedMan: >Wait for your turn!
  2786. unconspicuous: but we might have a chance with AJ once we beat up her sister
  2787. Obamathebanana: best way to get someone
  2788. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY lobs her HEAD at the SPAWN. 13 WTFDMG.
  2789. Obamathebanana: kill their family
  2790. makes sense
  2791. Kattib: fluttershy and her odd headless escapades
  2792. DementedMan: > SPAWN uses TEN BLADED LIMBS. 26DMG
  2793. > What do?
  2794. let obama now
  2795. Obamathebanana: ok lets see...
  2796. >ATTACK?
  2797. lol...
  2798. hesitantly attack I guess...
  2799. DementedMan: > You deliver a FLESH RENDING blow! 20 DMG and 5 LEECH.
  2800. appropriate boss fight music
  2801. unconspicuous: yep
  2802. Obamathebanana: this is a boss?
  2803. im watching the new ep in another tab too
  2804. unconspicuous: ok
  2805. DementedMan: > TWILIGHT attempts to CAST BOLT OF HAPPINESS. She Succeeds! 45 SILDMG.
  2806. > PINKIE uses GHASTLY GIGGLE. 39 SILDMG
  2807. > SERVO SKULL uses DENDRITE LASH. 12DMG
  2808. > FLUTTERSHY is incapacitated after lobbing her HEAD! HEr turn is skipped.
  2809. > DERPY attacks with a MUFFIN BOMBING RUN. 56 SIL DMG.
  2810. > SPAWN used BOON OF MUTATION. The SPAWN has grown wings!
  2811. unconspicuous: damnit
  2812. DementedMan: > What do?
  2813. unconspicuous: >in the words of that one guy
  2814. >go big or go home
  2815. >hammer toss with corpsebane or whatever its called
  2816. DementedMan: >so
  2817. You mean the GRENDL CURSED FEARMACE?
  2818. unconspicuous: yeah
  2819. >hammer toss withe GRENDEL CURSED FEARMACE
  2820. DementedMan: > You hurl the FEARMACE with all your might! It rends through the SPAWN for a whopping 79 CRITDMG!
  2821. > The SPAWN DISENGAGES!
  2822. > VICTORY
  2823. unconspicuous: >now to try and find the hammer again
  2824. DementedMan: > The SPAWN dropped a DISCORDIAN BONE and 35 BITS
  2825. unconspicuous: >look bone
  2826. DementedMan: > The SPAWN flies away in the direction of the EVERFREE FOREST.
  2827. Obamathebanana: >loot bits
  2828. DementedMan: > The twisted and warped bone is used in CRAFT ING.
  2829. > You take the bits.
  2830. unconspicuous: dem bits
  2831. hmmm
  2832. idea
  2833. wait nevermind
  2834. STU isn't high enough yet
  2835. >retrieve hammer, if it isnt still lodged in the spawn
  2836. DementedMan: > THROWN WEAPONS ARE ASSUMED TO BE RETRIEVED UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED.
  2837. unconspicuous: >OKAY
  2838. >loot remains of vaporized cultists
  2839. >or just loot their ashpiles
  2840. DementedMan: > From the combined CULTIST PILE, you find a LASCARBINE, a CLOCKWORK DERRINGER, and some PONY SOCKS.
  2841. unconspicuous: >PONY SOCKS!
  2842. >examine pony socks
  2843. DementedMan: > Socks for a pony
  2844. Obamathebanana: >equip pony socks
  2845. unconspicuous: >equip pony socks to DERPY
  2846. DementedMan: > You equip the pony socks and gain a familiar AURA OF IDIOCY.
  2847. Obamathebanana: success
  2848. unconspicuous: wait
  2849. aura of idiocy?
  2850. +STU?
  2851. wooooo
  2852. >craft QUANTUM TOOTH with DISCORDIAN BONE to create new offhand mace
  2853. >or combine with old mace if berserking isn't a viable option
  2854. DementedMan: > You extend your FEARMACE'S HAFT to create a GRENDLY CURSED RENDSTAVE.
  2855. The RENDSTAVE is a 2 Handed weapon, but it only takes a move to attack with.
  2856. unconspicuous: ...me gusta
  2857. >rendstave seems appealing
  2858. DementedMan: > The addition of the QUANTUM tooth causes this weapon to be PHASED
  2859. unconspicuous: quite appealing
  2860. DementedMan: > It now ignores ARMOR.
  2861. Obamathebanana: fuck yeah
  2862. unconspicuous: and occasionally orders
  2863. DementedMan: > and has the INTANGIBLE KILL ability.
  2864. unconspicuous: stupid sentient weapons
  2865. it can kill ghosts?
  2866. DementedMan: > INTANGIBLE KILL allows you to destroy INTANGIBLE objects and have a chance to leave no mark on a kill.
  2867. unconspicuous: >oh my
  2868. DementedMan: > The overupgraded nature of your weapon gives you +1 SWA
  2869. unconspicuous: swa?
  2870. swag?
  2871. DementedMan: swag
  2872. unconspicuous: swag.
  2873. >reallocate pony socks to derpy now that weapon is crafted
  2874. >gotta keep the ensemble stylish
  2875. DementedMan: > DERPY now has the SOCKS equipped.
  2876. unconspicuous: >allocate clockwork derringer to fluttershy, she clearly needs it to deal with the mob
  2877. DementedMan: the AURA OF IDIOCY is replaced with an AURA OF DERPY
  2878. unconspicuous: >lascarbine to... twilight I guess
  2879. >if she likes her friendship lasers so much she can just use a gun
  2880. DementedMan: > You equip your PARTY.
  2881. > What about PINKIE
  2882. unconspicuous: >okay, back to the homestead to tell AJ we beat the shit out of her sister for her
  2883. DementedMan: > You go back to the HOMESTEAD
  2884. > You explain to APPLEJACK what happened in the ORCHARD.
  2885. DementedMan: > My emotes is broken now, but you can imagine her face
  2886. Obamathebanana: happy, I know
  2887. unconspicuous:
  2888. Obamathebanana: oh
  2889. DementedMan: >yes
  2890. unconspicuous: >ask AJ if cult involvement runs in the family
  2891. Obamathebanana: cause everyone knows it hereditary
  2892. DementedMan: > APPLEJACK informs you that SWEET APPLE ACRES was built on an area of great DISCORD worship. How else do you think ZAP APPLES work?
  2893. Obamathebanana: thats makes so much sense...
  2894. its crazy
  2895. thats so crazy...
  2896. it makes sense
  2897. unconspicuous: >well applejack? How many of your siblings have flown off into the everfree on demon wings so far?
  2898. Obamathebanana: im guessing 6
  2899. DementedMan: > At least three.
  2900. Obamathebanana: damn
  2901. unconspicuous: ugh
  2902. >does AJ even want this one returned?
  2903. DementedMan: > APPLEJACK informs you it is her duty to hunt down her DISCORD infested brethren.
  2904. unconspicuous: >well, we might as well tag along
  2905. and this time we can just pop flutts head off and make her come if she starts getting frightened
  2906. DementedMan: > The inverse, perhaps.
  2907. > APPLEJACK joins the PARTY.
  2908. > She is equiped with DAEMONHUNTERS COWL, a STAKETHROWER, and an AUXILLARY APPLE LAUNCHER.
  2909. unconspicuous: hmm, do we have any socks to give AJ?
  2910. wut
  2911. >wut
  2912. DementedMan: > You know you love it.
  2913. Obamathebanana: imma go...
  2914. unconspicuous: later obama
  2915. Obamathebanana: sleep beckons...
  2916. DementedMan: dont run
  2917. unconspicuous: >ok, to the everfree!
  2918. Obamathebanana: gnight
  2919. DementedMan: > Just making sure you're done with ponyville.
  2920. unconspicuous: don't go to sleep, they'll sodomize you
  2921. DementedMan: >SAVE?
  2922. unconspicuous: sure
  2923. obamas getting tired it seems
  2924. and its 0238 EST
  2925. DementedMan: > SAVED
  2926. Rariteah: I need the help of an artist far superior than myself.
  2927. DementedMan: > Proceed to EVERFREE?
  2928. so you come here
  2929. why
  2930. unconspicuous: rariteah?
  2931. why
  2932. ok
  2933. just updated the pastebin
  2934. Rariteah: There's something I've had locked away in my brain for a decade, that I can't draw
  2935. unconspicuous: it is now up to dat to the save
  2936. Rariteah: And it...
  2937. DementedMan: righto
  2938. Rariteah: is time...
  2939. unconspicuous: okay
  2940. >TO EVERFREE!
  2941. >in pursuit of that dumb cultist filly
  2942. DementedMan: > You are in the EVERFREE FOREST.
  2943. unconspicuous: >knew she was spending too much time with those "cutie mark crusaders"
  2944. DementedMan: > PROCEEDING THROUGH THE EVERFREE REQUIRES FIGHTING MOBS UNTILL YOU ROLL HIGH ENOUGH TO FIND YOU TARGET
  2945. unconspicuous: >east west west north west north east north east sout south south east
  2946. oh wiat
  2947. okay
  2948. thats fine too
  2949. unconspicuous rolls
  2950. unconspicuous: >2
  2951. DementedMan: > DISCORD BORN CHIMERA is here.
  2952. unconspicuous: >well bFUCK THAT
  2953. DementedMan: DISCORD BORN CHIMERA siezes the INITIATIVE!
  2954. *>
  2955. Epigonic: Oh shit... sounds like you're fucked. That sounds awesome.
  2956. DementedMan: > CHIMERA attacks with SANITY REND. 92 DMG and your INSANITY METER goes up.
  2957. unconspicuous: yep
  2958. >FUCK
  2959. DementedMan: > What do?
  2960. Epigonic: Flee, flee, flee
  2961. unconspicuous: >throw servo skull at chimera
  2962. >suicide
  2963. DementedMan: > You hurl the SERVO SKULL at the CHIMERA. It detonates for 200 VENDMG.
  2964. unconspicuous: the idiot berserker build HAS to be viable
  2965. wait explodes?
  2966. hmmm
  2967. Epigonic: This song.
  2968. unconspicuous: well that wasn't expected
  2969. DementedMan: > You said suicide
  2970. unconspicuous: >I meant myself
  2971. DementedMan: > well dont fuck up the command next time
  2972. IWAP: >green text
  2973. >fuck yeah
  2974. >going to walmart
  2975. >trip
  2976. >fall inside fat chicks ass
  2977. unconspicuous: >two seperate commands
  2978. IWAP: >well fuck
  2979. unconspicuous: >seperated by a line break
  2980. DementedMan: > TWILIGHT attacks with her BATTLE FLANK. 14 DMG
  2981. IWAP: >spaghetti all over
  2982. >can't tell if it's mine or hers
  2983. unconspicuous: >eruption of shit
  2984. IWAP: >shit and cum rocket me into space
  2985. DementedMan: > PINKIE PIE hurls her CUPCAKE. 67 SILDMG.
  2986. IWAP: >mfw i
  2987. >mfw I'm in space
  2988. >mfw i'm on ST
  2989. >mfw this isn't /b/
  2990. unconspicuous: mfw i'm in space
  2991. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY fires her DERRINGER for 40 CRITDMG.
  2992. IWAP: >mfw i can't see emotes
  2993. DementedMan: > DERPY DIVE BOMBS the CHIMERA for 23 DMG
  2994. unconspicuous: >yfw you have no face:
  2995. IWAP: >mfw my face is gone
  2996. >mfw my face is
  2997. DementedMan: > APPLEJACK fires the STAKETHROWER and deals 450 CRITDMG
  2998. IWAP: >mfw my face
  2999. >mfw my
  3000. >mfw
  3001. >mf
  3002. >m
  3003. >
  3004. Epigonic: Oh yeah, I remember this song
  3005. IWAP: i remember all
  3006. i see all
  3007. Epigonic: I can't wait for another music judgement night.
  3008. IWAP: i smell all
  3009. Epigonic: Eww
  3010. IWAP: i ear all
  3011. i am all
  3012. unconspicuous: >damnit AJ
  3013. IWAP: i am IWAP
  3014. i am legion
  3015. i do not forgive
  3016. i do not forgive
  3017. expect me
  3018. AwkwardTurtle: Epi, I'm trying to gather more music
  3019. IWAP: oh shit
  3020. AwkwardTurtle: if anyone finds some, please send it my way
  3021. IWAP: HIIIIIII
  3022. AT
  3023. AwkwardTurtle: hello InWar!
  3024. IWAP: and how are you on this fine night
  3025. unconspicuous: >stop outshining my brilliant strategy of combat suicide to re-ressurect inside the body cavity of enemies
  3026. DementedMan: > The CHIMERA uses CHAOS BORN STRIKE. 150 DMG.
  3027. > You are DEAD
  3028. Synapsid: Yay music
  3029. IWAP: i'm getting a drink
  3030. DementedMan: > PERMANANTLY his time.
  3031. IWAP: i'll be right back
  3032. DementedMan: > GAME OVER
  3033. Synapsid: And iwap is here and doing the drinking
  3034. Huzzah!
  3035. unconspicuous: niiiiiice
  3036. DementedMan: > LOAD a SAVE?
  3037. unconspicuous: >LOAD SAVE
  3038. IWAP: SYNAP
  3039. YEEAAAH
  3040. Epigonic: OUCH
  3041. IWAP: do you guys know who this is
  3042. DementedMan: > You are in a SMALL TOWN. There are buildings all around. [In large locations, only landmarks will be used. Directions are no longer available.]
  3043. IWAP: this is mother fuckin Synap
  3044. Synapsid: I was drinking. Then I fell sleep. Now I am awake again.
  3045. IWAP: who is synp?
  3046. WHO THE FUCK ARE Y OU
  3047. Epigonic: Never heard of him
  3048. Synapsid: You are synap?!?!
  3049. unconspicuous: >inv
  3050. IWAP: i am synap the second
  3051. Synapsid:
  3052. DementedMan: > INV: 55 BITS KEYS GRENDL CURSED RENDSTAVE [EQUIP] SMALL POUCH [EQUIP] MEDIUM CUPCAKE MOUSTACHE OF HOLDING [EQUIP] SNARFLE DELICOUS SOOT [EQUIP] Tasty Aura 3 SCALPELS LASCARBINE SEWING SUPPLIES CLOCK
  3053. IWAP: i can't see emotes Synap
  3054. sorry bro
  3055. Synapsid: That's Derpy
  3056. Shocked Derpy
  3057. Epigonic: I'm still interested in how DementedMan is keeping up with all this information
  3058. unconspicuous: >equip lascarbine to DERPY
  3059. Synapsid: If you're syn the second, that means I procreated with someone
  3060. unconspicuous: >nothing could go wrong with this
  3061. Synapsid: But who?
  3062. IWAP: well
  3063. now i need to go get something to drink
  3064. i will be right back
  3065. DementedMan: > DERPY is now armed with the LASCARBINE.
  3066. Synapsid: Do it
  3067. DementedMan: anyone can put in a command you know
  3068. Synapsid: We have both an unusual number of people in here for this hour
  3069. DementedMan: with the > key
  3070. Synapsid: And an unusual proliferation of mods
  3071. DementedMan: it's SYnchquest not UNconquest
  3072. unconspicuous: >make way to rarity's boutique before heading into the DEATHFOREST, because BASIC GARMENTS clearly aren't cutting it
  3073. yeah
  3074. join in guys
  3075. come on
  3076. Synapsid: I still don't even know what this game is
  3077. unconspicuous: i don't either
  3078. i'm just making shit up as I go along
  3079. DementedMan: Me neither
  3080. Synapsid: And between rum and just having been sleeping for a few hours my head is foggy
  3081. DementedMan: And me too
  3082. unconspicuous: its a freeform RPG
  3083. IWAP: okay i'm back
  3084. now
  3085. this is where shit gets real
  3086. DementedMan: > You head to RARITY'S BOUTIQUE.
  3087. > LOADING.
  3088. Synapsid: I like this song, and this picture of Dashie
  3089. AwkwardTurtle: I like this song as well
  3090. IWAP: i'm not listening to the song
  3091. unconspicuous: I like this song and pic too
  3092. IWAP: i am watching a Lets Play
  3093. Xcalizorz
  3094. FNV
  3095. unconspicuous: I always turn off my music and other shit when music time happens
  3096. Synapsid: I wouldn't mind going to Rarity's boutique
  3097. 'cause Rarity is pretty great
  3098. unconspicuous: even if I don't like the partucular music being used
  3099. yeah, we also need a full set of matching socks for each pony
  3100. DementedMan: > You are in RARITY'S BOUTIQUE. RIPPED CLOTHING is strewn everywhere. DISPLAYS are toppled all over the floor. There are STAIRS to the north. BLADEMANE MUTANT is here.
  3101. unconspicuous: >damnit
  3102. IWAP: oh shit
  3103. my comptuer is getting hot
  3104. it's going to over heat
  3105. Synapsid: What the hell is a Blademane Mutant
  3106. DementedMan: mine too
  3107. IWAP: yeah that's hawwt
  3108. yeah baby
  3109. unconspicuous: so sexxxy
  3110. IWAP: rule 34 on IWAP's computer
  3111. Synapsid: mmmmm
  3112. I'd so clop that computer
  3113. IWAP: we all would
  3114. ohh
  3115. you see that
  3116. Synapsid: This iwap does not talk like normal iwap
  3117. unconspicuous: >make sure derpy knows how to use a lasc- aw fuck it just charge in
  3118. IWAP: that bitch has 5 tabs open at once
  3119. unconspicuous: >AGGRIEVE
  3120. DementedMan: > You charge the BLADEMANE MUTANT!
  3121. Synapsid: What a little slattern
  3122. unconspicuous: 5 tabs?
  3123. IWAP: yeah
  3124. you know i
  3125. it
  3126. unconspicuous: I have wow running in at least 1024 by 800 or so
  3127. 20 tabs in chrome
  3128. DementedMan: > You seize the INITIATIVE!
  3129. unconspicuous: 30 in firefox
  3130. DementedMan: > What do?
  3131. unconspicuous: >hit it over the head or head analogue, then do the next thing IWAP says
  3132. AwkwardTurtle usually has at least 3 windows of chrome, with like 15 tabs in each
  3133. AwkwardTurtle: anway
  3134. Synapsid: I can't have that many tabs open
  3135. AwkwardTurtle: goodnight everyone
  3136. Synapsid: It would bother me
  3137. AwkwardTurtle: I'm headed to bed
  3138. Synapsid: Night, AT
  3139. unconspicuous: gnight AT
  3140. Epigonic: Dream of Ponies
  3141. Synapsid: Yes
  3142. Epigonic: Be well
  3143. Synapsid: Dream of ponies
  3144. IWAP: you know what
  3145. i'm actually goign to see if that exists
  3146. r34 on laptops
  3147. Synapsid: I dreamt of horses last night, not ponies. It was very disappointing.
  3148. Epigonic: It does.
  3149. Don't check.
  3150. DementedMan: > You deliver a RIGHTEOUS STRIKE to the MUTANT. 31 DMG and 7 LEECH.
  3151. IWAP: dude
  3152. unconspicuous: >so hit it over the head and fantasize about laptop porn
  3153. IWAP: WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
  3154. DementedMan: > You then wank to a COMPUTER.
  3155. Epigonic: I need to start drawing more often.
  3156. IWAP: draw
  3157. draw
  3158. draw
  3159. wait
  3160. i sang that
  3161. in my head
  3162. unconspicuous: oh is emu here?
  3163. nice
  3164. DementedMan: > TWILIGHT CHANNELS a BEAM OF FRIENDSHIP for 2 turns.
  3165. IWAP: draw draw draw, draw draw draw, drawing all the stuff
  3166. TheBestPony: I've been here
  3167. IWAP: oh shit
  3168. hi emu
  3169. unconspicuous: hi emu
  3170. Synapsid: Hi, emu
  3171. DementedMan: > PINKIE PIE bites the MUTANT with her SPIDER FANGS for 19 VENDMG
  3172. IWAP: emute
  3173. eflute
  3174. ejute
  3175. enute
  3176. Synapsid: Wait, Pinkie has spider fangs?
  3177. That is not cool
  3178. IWAP: wut
  3179. unconspicuous: yeah, she got permanently turned to a spider
  3180. Synapsid: Nope
  3181. DementedMan: > SERVO SKULL uses AUSPEX. +1 PER and LUK for three turns!
  3182. Synapsid: That never happened. No no no.
  3183. IWAP: aspex is best pex
  3184. pexdex
  3185. DementedMan: not a spider
  3186. IWAP: link me
  3187. linky linky linky
  3188. doooo it
  3189. DementedMan: a MY LIttle Jumping SPider
  3190. Synapsid: No
  3191. DementedMan: My Little Jumping SPider
  3192. IWAP: aaww come on
  3193. DementedMan: http://ryuukiba.deviantart.com/art/My-Little-Jumping-Spider-267277541
  3194. Synapsid: If Pinkie turned into a salticid spider, she needs to be murdered
  3195. IWAP: i want to see the wtf
  3196. I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS
  3197. Synapsid: Yes
  3198. unconspicuous: NO
  3199. IWAP: unless they are like wolf spiders
  3200. wait
  3201. no
  3202. Epigonic: But... they're pony spiders.
  3203. Synapsid: Spiders are the worst things in the entire universe
  3204. unconspicuous: IT MAKES ME THINK OF GHOST IN THE SHELL
  3205. AND THEY ARE SO CUTE
  3206. Synapsid: Gilda > spiders
  3207. IWAP: wolf spiders are the assassin version of the tarantuala
  3208. Synapsid: That is how bad spiders are
  3209. unconspicuous: come on, am I the only one who saw ghost in the shell?
  3210. IWAP: i saw a spider on the internet that some dude jacket off onto
  3211. then again it was on 4chan
  3212. Synapsid: Well, that's 4chan
  3213. IWAP: it was funny
  3214. i'm going to try and find that again for teh lulz
  3215. DementedMan: > FLUTTERSHY fires her DERINGER. Her HEAD also falls off. 45 CRITDMG
  3216. unconspicuous: oh fluttershy, her and her amusing head
  3217. Synapsid: A Derringer is not knocking anyone's head off
  3218. unconspicuous: no
  3219. the recoil did
  3220. DementedMan: > DERPY Channels MUFFIN BRIGADE for 2 turns.
  3221. unconspicuous: because her head was only poorly sewn on
  3222. IWAP: hey
  3223. hey synap
  3224. http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/banana_spider.jpg
  3225. banana spider
  3226. is best spider
  3227. Synapsid: No, iwap, Nephila is not
  3228. Nephila clavipes is horrible
  3229. unconspicuous: >damnit derpy how hard is it to use a lascarbine, its just a giant flashlight
  3230. Epigonic: It is not as big as it seems in that picture.
  3231. IWAP: wut
  3232. Synapsid: We have them all over the place here
  3233. unconspicuous: yep
  3234. DementedMan: > APPLEJACK Fires her APPLE LAUNCHER 35 SILDMG.
  3235. Synapsid: Oh, wait
  3236. That is not Nephila clavipes
  3237. I don't know what that is
  3238. Except horrifying
  3239. Horrifying beyond description
  3240. That building should have been annihilated with a tactical nuke
  3241. DementedMan: > The MUTANT uses STORM OF TALONS. 50 DMG.
  3242. > What do?
  3243. IWAP: i would eat a spider for 100$
  3244. DementedMan: me too
  3245. without hesitation
  3246. Synapsid: I would shoot a spider with a machine gun for free
  3247. TheBestPony: I've gotten used to spiders, living out here
  3248. We've got black widows
  3249. unconspicuous: Spiders are pretty cool
  3250. TheBestPony: and a lot of 'em
  3251. unconspicuous: but centipedes
  3252. Synapsid: We have black widows, too
  3253. unconspicuous: bFUCK centipedes
  3254. DementedMan: Pony spiders are best spiders
  3255. IWAP: synap
  3256. hey synap
  3257. look at this
  3258. http://files.sharenator.com/demotivational_posters_holy_VERY_Demotivational_Pics_2-s450x444-80191-580.jpg
  3259. TheBestPony: And I've seen enough huge fucking spiders in texas...
  3260. Synapsid: House centipedes eat spiders. Yay house centipedes.
  3261. No, iwap
  3262. Fuck Texas
  3263. And fuck spiders
  3264. IWAP: fuck texas
  3265. and fuck your lonestar beer
  3266. DementedMan: Dudes
  3267. I am AUSTRALIAN
  3268. unconspicuous:  0:40 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-c2vGR46QQ
  3269. IWAP: fuck that fucing alamo and fuck your long horned steer
  3270. DementedMan: I win the spider war
  3271. Synapsid: Fuck Australia too
  3272. unconspicuous: should be added to the list
  3273. IWAP: fuck every dallas cowboy to ever draw a breath
  3274. fuck yout exas
  3275. unconspicuous: demented is australian?
  3276. huh
  3277. IWAP: i am your host
  3278. DementedMan: APPLEBLOOM.mp4 is synchquests theme
  3279. IWAP: the man they call ghost
  3280. i'm a god damn racist
  3281. unconspicuous: that explains being in opposite time zones
  3282. Synapsid: I reiterate that I support war with Mexico to force them to take back Texas
  3283. IWAP: hey
  3284. no
  3285. synap
  3286. let me get out first
  3287. then take them
  3288. Synapsid: Metz is English but lives in Australia
  3289. unconspicuous: Make them take back california too
  3290. I don't want either
  3291. full fo crazy
  3292. Synapsid: Yes, all of California south of San Francisco
  3293. DementedMan: uncon, post the Synchquest log to get people up to speed.
  3294. Synapsid: And all of the southwest
  3295. unconspicuous: log?
  3296. ok
  3297. Synapsid: But first we will extract iwap
  3298. As he requested
  3299. unconspicuous: http://pastebin.com/YEULR8SA
  3300. Epigonic: Silly Synapsid
  3301. Synapsid: Then war with Mexico
  3302. DementedMan: > what do?
  3303. IWAP: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OIL6xbMPwBo/TmC4RRK9lII/AAAAAAAABps/M6VUh_s7Nm0/s1600/huge_spider.sized.jpg
  3304. yaya
  3305. wait
  3306. Synapsid: And we will give Spain an ultimatum demanding that they take Florida back, too
  3307. IWAP: Synap if your going to get me out who will i stay with
  3308. wait synap look at the link
  3309. Synapsid: No, iwap, never
  3310. IWAP: fine
  3311. but who will i stay with if yout ake me out
  3312. Synapsid: And I don't know, we'll use a bronyfund to set you up somehow
  3313. IWAP: wait
  3314. wait
  3315. wait
  3316. TheBestPony: See, my grandfather owns a farm, and out there we get spiders big enough to use as targets for the .22
  3317. unconspicuous: Grab the lascarbine from derpy who seems to have forgotten it, and repeatedlyhit things with big pole thingy
  3318. i mean hammer
  3319. IWAP: .22?
  3320. Synapsid: Fuck everything about that, emu
  3321. IWAP: i shot a spider with a 12 gauge
  3322. it exploded
  3323. Synapsid: hahahahaha
  3324. Good
  3325. IWAP: it was a big hairy one also
  3326. like a old fat guy
  3327. unconspicuous: >hit blademutant with goddamn hammer
  3328. IWAP: a tratla
  3329. Synapsid: It was the one and only thing I disliked about living in the woods back in New York
  3330. IWAP: tu
  3331. turantula
  3332. that's it
  3333. unconspicuous: Shooting 12 gauges at things tends to make them explode
  3334. Synapsid: The fucking lycosid spiders
  3335. IWAP: holy jizz
  3336. dud
  3337. e
  3338. DementedMan: > Your high INSANITY causes you to make a BESERKERS RENDGALE. You hit three times for 118 DMG and leech 21 HP!
  3339. Synapsid: This music is kind of iffy
  3340. Where is our more normal music line up?
  3341. IWAP: dy ou kno w what a paumeto bug is synap
  3342. Synapsid: It's just a roach, iwap
  3343. IWAP: no
  3344. no
  3345. no
  3346. unconspicuous: no shit my insanity is high
  3347. IWAP: it's the assassin ninja version of the roach
  3348. wait
  3349. WAAAAAIT
  3350. unconspicuous: I am a crazy bitch
  3351. DementedMan: > TWILIGHT attempts to CAST BOLT OF HAPPINESS. She misses her attack!
  3352. IWAP: EMU
  3353. Synapsid: Well, what are called palmetto bugs in Florida are just roaches
  3354. TheBestPony: Yes?
  3355. IWAP: wait
  3356. Synapsid: Periplaneta americana, to be exact
  3357. IWAP: i forgot
  3358. dude
  3359. those paumeto bugs are like huge
  3360. they are like 3 times bigger then cocks
  3361. cock roaches
  3362. Synapsid: They're much bigger than the German cockroach, yes
  3363. DementedMan: > PINKIE PIE CHANNELS ADVANCED CAKE BATTERY for 2 turns.
  3364. > SERVO SKULL fires the BOLT PISTOL for 22 DMG
  3365. Synapsid: I kill roaches but they don't scare me like they do some people
  3366. IWAP: oh shit
  3367. oh shit
  3368. oh shit
  3369. camel spider
  3370. no no no
  3371. no
  3372. no
  3373. fuk
  3374. fuc
  3375. no
  3376. oh shit
  3377. unconspicuous: camel spider?
  3378. DementedMan: FLUTTERSHY cannot act this turn because she is fumbling around for her HEAD.
  3379. *>
  3380. unconspicuous: at least it isnt a camel cricket
  3381. IWAP: Syanp
  3382. you know what a camle spider is
  3383. don't you?
  3384. Synapsid reiterates that he believes in perpetrating a spider holocaust
  3385. Synapsid: Yes, I do
  3386. unconspicuous: and by a camel cricket
  3387. IWAP: dude
  3388. uncopasdfsdaf
  3389. those are like
  3390. unconspicuous: I mean like 30 of them
  3391. IWAP: spiders
  3392. and they chas o
  3393. they will chase you
  3394. those fuckers will chase after you
  3395. DementedMan: > DERPY Attempts to cast MUFFIN BRIGADE. She Succeeds! 41 SILDMG
  3396. unconspicuous: is it bigger than you?
  3397. IWAP: it's actually about the size of your hand
  3398. or foot
  3399. unconspicuous: can you not crush it underfoot?
  3400. IWAP: it's massive
  3401. unconspicuous: you can crush it
  3402. IWAP: dude it's like the size of your foot
  3403. it's the death claw of spiders
  3404. TheBestPony: The thing about camel spiders is that they're totally harmelss
  3405. unconspicuous: yeah, so you can smash it with your foot
  3406. POW
  3407. IWAP: wait
  3408. unconspicuous: dead
  3409. TheBestPony: And they don't chase you, they chase your shadow
  3410. IWAP: we need anothe rmteal night
  3411. i mised it
  3412. because
  3413. yeah
  3414. Synapsid: I don't care how harmless a spider is. They all must die.
  3415. DementedMan: > APPLEJACK uses INQUISITORS ULTIMATUM. The MUTANT is BROKEN
  3416. IWAP: we need random metal night again
  3417. with Exodus
  3418. and Preist
  3419. and Maiden
  3420. and
  3421. Sabbath
  3422. and shit
  3423. Epigonic: Dio
  3424. IWAP: but no shit
  3425. eaaah
  3426. DementedMan: > The MUTANT cannot attack due to being BROKEN.
  3427. IWAP: Dio
  3428. and Pantera
  3429. DementedMan: > What do?
  3430. IWAP: and Megadeth
  3431. and Anthrax
  3432. and Artillery
  3433. man grunt
  3434. yeah
  3435. Epigonic: and Foreigner
  3436. IWAP: man grunt time
  3437. and Forbidden
  3438. guys
  3439. Epigonic: and Devo
  3440. IWAP: lets haev a ST man grunt session
  3441. unconspicuous: >Don't stop clubbing until it has the consistency of hamburger
  3442. IWAP: ugh ugh uhg
  3443. Synapsid: That sounds like code for porn
  3444. unconspicuous: it is
  3445. IWAP: no the code for porn is "fanal isting"
  3446. holy shit
  3447. my cat jumped up on the bed
  3448. unconspicuous: no, the code for porn is ANAL SODOMY IN THE BUTT
  3449. how surprising
  3450. was your cat previously dead?
  3451. Epigonic sighs
  3452. IWAP: i was looking through pictures of huge ass spiders
  3453. and i screamed
  3454. DementedMan: > In an extremely BADASS FASHION, you deliver a STRIKE of such potency the MUTANT is knocked across the ROOM!
  3455. Synapsid: That is why you should not be looking through pictures of spiders
  3456. Why is epi sighing
  3457. IWAP: what about snakes
  3458. i love snakes
  3459. DementedMan: > The MUTANT is DEFEATED!
  3460. Synapsid: Snakes are perfectly fine
  3461. DementedMan: > VICTORY
  3462. IWAP: Kerry King from Slayer has over 100 snakes
  3463. DementedMan: > LEVEL UP
  3464. IWAP: like 159 or something
  3465. 160
  3466. DementedMan: > +10 to STATS +4 to ATTRIBUTES
  3467. IWAP: guys
  3468. DementedMan: > Allocate now?
  3469. IWAP: instead of a montage
  3470. we should have a cumtage
  3471. of
  3472. Synapsid: hahah
  3473. unconspicuous: >10 basketweaving
  3474. >4 STU
  3475. DementedMan: > DOne and done. Godspeed.
  3476. IWAP: wait
  3477. guys
  3478. 4chan took it a little too far
  3479. unconspicuous: nah
  3480. IWAP: /b/ is going to far
  3481. unconspicuous: wait what did they take?
  3482. Synapsid: 4chan? Too far? Inconceivable!
  3483. IWAP: no ooooo
  3484. they are trollin gSuicide Watch
  3485. on Reddit
  3486. Synapsid: That's 4chan
  3487. DementedMan: > Your STU is now high enough for you to take a PARTY MEMBER with you into the ETHEREAL
  3488. unconspicuous: trolling suicide watch?
  3489. sounds hilarious!
  3490. wait I can do tat?
  3491. IWAP: actually it kind of does
  3492. unconspicuous: PIMPING
  3493. IWAP: wait you know what
  3494. DementedMan: > The BLADEMANE MUTANT is changing!
  3495. IWAP: i want to learn the solo from walk
  3496. unconspicuous: My little SynchQuest: Idiocy Is Magic
  3497. DementedMan: > It is growing smaller and...pony shaped.
  3498. IWAP: it's getting smaller
  3499. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
  3500. unconspicuous: damnit did we kill rarity too
  3501. Synapsid: lulz
  3502. unconspicuous: this keeps happening
  3503. DementedMan: > The BLADEMANE MUTANT is now UNCONSCIOUS RARITY.
  3504. unconspicuous: well
  3505. IWAP: wait guys
  3506. guys
  3507. ugys
  3508. unconspicuous: in honorable synchquest tradition
  3509. Synapsid: Why is smash not here
  3510. IWAP: grey mane or battle born
  3511. TheBestPony: Okay guys, I'm gonna have to make a suggestion here
  3512. BillthePony: Yay! Music Time!
  3513. TheBestPony: and by suggestion
  3514. unconspicuous: >avast that ass
  3515. TheBestPony: I mean force something upon you
  3516. unconspicuous: oooh, what is it?
  3517. IWAP: emu
  3518. that's rape
  3519. that's a no no
  3520. DementedMan: > Are you really going to put your cock in something that was literally just all teeth and claws?
  3521. unconspicuous: >yes
  3522. IWAP: like that movie teeth
  3523. TheBestPony: I'm cool with the whole synchquest thing, as long as it's kept PG-13, but it absolutely eats the chat
  3524. unconspicuous: >i'm at what, 7 STU now?
  3525. DementedMan: > You avast UNCONSCIOUS RARITY.
  3526. Synapsid: Synchquest does eat chat
  3527. That is true
  3528. IWAP: what's that
  3529. DementedMan: +1 to DIK
  3530. *>
  3531. unconspicuous: the log is over 1500 lines long I think
  3532. IWAP: what's SQ
  3533. Synapsid: It is what they are doing, iwap
  3534. TheBestPony: So, I'mma have to ask you to move it on over somewhere else
  3535. Synapsid: With all the command lines
  3536. TheBestPony: Be it another ST room, or whatever
  3537. Synapsid: >the ones like this
  3538. unconspicuous: oops, its over 3000 lines long then
  3539. IWAP: oh
  3540. i thought we were just 4chan storying
  3541. unconspicuous: ok, we can make a synchquest then
  3542. TheBestPony: Thanks.
  3543. DementedMan: So, we have to move synchquest elsewhere?
  3544. unconspicuous: i'll make the room
  3545. DementedMan: Nah, I'll wait till tomorrow or later or something
  3546. or if you want to it's fine
  3547. IWAP: wait
  3548. guys
  3549. wait
  3550. wait
  3551. DementedMan: I'm up for whatever
  3552. IWAP: wait
  3553. wai
  3554. thttp://www.synchtube.com/r/InWarAndPieces
  3555. http://www.synchtube.com/r/InWarAndPieces
  3556. http://www.synchtube.com/r/InWarAndPieces
  3557. go on
  3558. you can do it in my room
  3559. unconspicuous: nah, just use mine
  3560. DementedMan: or mine
  3561. Synapsid: Should I resume rum drinking?
  3562. DementedMan: yes
  3563. IWAP: noooo
  3564. beer
  3565. TheBestPony: Oh hi Bill
  3566. Haven't seen you in a while
  3567. Synapsid: beer ha
  3568. IWAP: Bill
  3569. Bil
  3570. Bi
  3571. B
  3572. Epigonic: You should never have stopped rum drinking, Synapsid.
  3573. Synapsid: Yes, hi bill
  3574. knocknix: hello there Bill
  3575. Synapsid: I feel asleep, epi
  3576. IWAP: what's wrong with beer
  3577. Slowpon: I'm on the last of my rum. It's for the best since I have class tomor-today.
  3578. BillthePony: Hiya everyone!
  3579. Epigonic: Hello BillthePony
  3580. IWAP: BillythePny
  3581. Synapsid: I have no class tomorrow. MLK Jr. Day!
  3582. unconspicuous: hey bill
  3583. IWAP: i have no calss tomrrow
  3584. because id on
  3585. tt
  3586. DementedMan: > SAVED
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