ITT: Gayness of blowjobs, sexing horses.

unconspicuous: I stopped playing skyrim for a bit

Synapsid: Doing almost all the side and misc things and making only slow progress on the main storyline

unconspicuous: so i could play morrowind instead

then I stopped playing morrowind a bit so I could play fallout 3 instead

its cyclical

Rariteah: You know, Skyrim has 3x the content on the disk

smashblu: I need to play Fallout 2 again

Rariteah: Probably gonna be DLC

dicks

smashblu: I'm going to do a "kill everything" run

Synapsid: Kill everything is fun

unconspicuous: morrowind has just as much, or even more, actual gameplay though

Synapsid: I should go back and play Wolfenstein from the PS2

That was a lot of fun

Rariteah: uncon have you even played everything Skyrim has

?

lol

cuz if you say yes

ur a damn liar

lol

Synapsid: I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING IN SKYRIM

unconspicuous: rariteah

smashblu: :O

Synapsid: ALL the things

smashblu: This man is god

unconspicuous: have you finished the main quest in morrowind yet?

Synapsid: I will have you know that I am also aware of all internet traditions

Rariteah: I didn't play morrowind until it was outdated

so no

got bored

THIS EPISODE

unconspicuous: have you invaded vivec city and taken it over with an army of skeletons?

Rariteah: IS WIN

Synapsid: Pinkie Pie Singing Telegram is second best Pinkie Pie

smashblu: She had the best costume for Rarity

unconspicuous: because you can't do that to ANY city in skyrim

Synapsid: I would like to invade a city with an army of skeletons

Rariteah: ^almost untrue

unconspicuous: you also can't kill any gods in skyrim either IIRC

Synapsid: Or draugr

unconspicuous: by army, i mean over 100

at once

smashblu: Just so you guys know, I have virtually no idea what you've been talking about

Rariteah: You can invade a city through the civil war questline

unconspicuous: all onscreen at the same time, and all directly attacking enemies

Synapsid pats smash on the head

unconspicuous: the civil war one has maybe 20 npcs fighting and onscreen at any given time

smashblu pants and waits for a treat

unconspicuous: in morrowind, it can reach hundreds

Synapsid: No spoilers

Synapsid pulls out a snausage

unconspicuous: i mean LITERAL hundreds

Synapsid: Who's been a good boy, who's a good boy!

smashblu:

arf arf!

Rariteah: boy

lol

Synapsid: Paw!

Give me your paw

Rariteah: colt

paw?

hoof

smashblu holds up his paw

Synapsid shakes

Synapsid throws smash the treat

smashblu eats treat, excitedly

Synapsid: Ponies dancing

No words

Describe

How cute

smashblu: ^

^^^^^

Rariteah: ^^^^^

smashblu: It will be an emute

Synapsid is going to die of a massive heart attack of cute at the age of 30 from ponies

Rariteah: ^

smashblu: I feel the same way

Rariteah: I died as I lived

BY THE PONY

hurk!

smashblu: Depending on how long the show runs and the fan art

Rariteah: *death*

smashblu: I might not make it to 30

unconspicuous: I don't expect the show to make it past the third season, in all honesty

Rariteah: uncon

go away

Synapsid: Let's not think of that, though

Rariteah: lol

Synapsid: Because that is a sad thing

smashblu: Me either, but I think it will have a good run

Synapsid: Smash, did you see how I got a pony coloring book

unconspicuous: the fan content will be completely dead five years from now

and will be completely forgotten

smashblu: I think I remember that

have you colored it yet?

unconspicuous: except as an old internet meme

Synapsid: I have nothing to color with

unconspicuous: only recorded through the lens of those who opposed it

Rariteah: The more uncon talks... The more I want to shove my hoof through his nose....

smashblu: I agree, uncon

but hopefully the fan content will live on, even if new content isn't being made

Synapsid: I don't think we should be so quick to bury ponies and bronydom

Rariteah: ^

unconspicuous: we won't be doing it

Synapsid: Especially bronydom

I could envision that lasting quite a while indeed

Well after the show

unconspicuous: but the fan community will slowly wither away once the content is gone and everyone knows there will be no more

Synapsid: I am not at all sure of that

Rariteah: Bronydom has done better than religion

lol

unconspicuous: no rariteah

smashblu: I really don't think I'll get sick of ponies

unconspicuous: stop it with your proselytizing antitheism

Rariteah: So I muted uncon...

smashblu: But as new content isn't being created, I can see if falling by the wayside in my life

Synapsid: There is no good reason to assume that brondyom is a mere fad

unconspicuous: no

but the show won't run forever

Synapsid: Well, your life presumably has sixty years or so left to it, smash

So, that wouldn't be unreasonable

No, the show won't and shouldn't

unconspicuous: and the thing is, fandoms for ANY television show

or series of books

or comic

or ANYTHING

smashblu: But, it will always hold a special place in my heart

unconspicuous: don't last much longer than the work they comre from

they then stagnate

and die

Synapsid: Star Trek's fandom has survived through long droughts of content

smashblu: ^

Synapsid: And still survives

unconspicuous: yeah, but the thing is

smashblu: I was about to say that

Synapsid: Even though these days I hate most of my fellow "Trekkies"

unconspicuous: the next iteration of pony is unlikely to be remotely similar to FiM

Synapsid: So what

unconspicuous: or even as good

this show that we love so much

is probably a fluke, and any pony related content produced by hasbro afterwards will be inferior

Synapsid: At least a core of the fandom will stay focused on this, just as there is a core of Trekkiedom that stays focused on, say, everything before Voyager

smashblu: Right

unconspicuous: yeah, but I'm not one of those core fans

i might love the show

Synapsid: Also, look at the fandom for Firefly

They really got shafted

And yet they're strong

unconspicuous: but i'm not going to love every single thing that looks, smells, or tastes like it

smashblu: I was going to bring that up too, are you me, syn?

unconspicuous: no synapsid, they aren't strong

Synapsid begs to differ

unconspicuous: if they were economically or creatively strong, there still would BE a firefly show

Synapsid: Yes, smash, by our combined powers we are Synasmash

Rariteah: Is uncon always so damn pessimistic?

Synapsid: I did not say they were an economic force

smashblu: Probably

unconspicuous: I thought you said you muted me

Synapsid: I said that they were strong fans

smashblu: Well, I would say he's not pessimistic, more realistic

unconspicuous: strong fans are never a strong economic force

i thought thats what you meant

Synapsid: I wasn't making economic claims

unconspicuous: oh,ok

smashblu: I know the show will die

But the fans should live on

Synapsid: I mean that strong bronydom--strong in terms of devotion to the show and its characters and message--will survive for some time yet, I think

unconspicuous: and i'm just thinking that the best parts of the fandom will ultimately move on after its death

Synapsid: Even after our beloved ponies are cancelled, or discontinued, or whatever

unconspicuous: there will be other good shows

and other good things

Synapsid: The best parts won't

The periphery will

The core will remain

unconspicuous: just the artists and best writers and people who enjoyed it because it was good, not because of a fanatical obsession

smashblu: Well, my life won't be over after ponies

Synapsid will remain, if no one else will

unconspicuous: and the core is really just people who obsess fanatically

smashblu: I plan to remain with the fandom

unconspicuous: ten years from now, there will probably be other shows

even other good shows by Faust

smashblu: I'll still have pony themed stuff

unconspicuous: and we will all probably care about those too

sure, we'll still have pony themed stuff

but the creative drive will end

Synapsid: The core of a fandom is not, although some individuals may be, as a group some set of crazed fanatics who like whatever they are fans just out of obsession

And one can be a committed fan of more than one thing

unconspicuous: yeah synapsid

Synapsid: I love Star Trek and Firefly, e.g., quite as much as I do ponies

unconspicuous: but the crazy obsessed people like to call themselves the core

Synapsid: Sure, and there will always be kooks in any group

unconspicuous: when they're really a small, cancerous minority

Synapsid: But the core is not synonymous with them

smashblu: Yes, a lot of people are just obsessed an will move on to the next thing

Synapsid: Sure

smashblu: but there is a core fanbase

Synapsid: Exactly

unconspicuous: look, how many people are writing TTGL fanfics

smashblu: Ponies seem to have a particularly good core

Synapsid: I think we do. The fandom reminds me a lot of the Star Trek fandom.

Rariteah: She looks prettier this way...

unconspicuous: smashblu, I have a feeling you won't feel the same way a decade from now

you'll probably still like the show

smashblu: I don't know, I like Pinkie's puffy hair

unconspicuous: and have fond memories of it

Synapsid: This will be how I do Bronycon on Saturday

unconspicuous: but in the end, ponies aren't going to occupy this same role in our lives forever

Rariteah: I like it poofy too, but I think straight is better

opinion

unconspicuous: I think that pinkie can be beautiful either way

smashblu: Well, if there are no other fans, there is no way it can be the same as it is now

cthulhuandyou: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/349/e/c/dashie_by_ponykillerx-d4j4cv3.png

Synapsid: Forever is a long time to speak to, so I won't, but I can say with some confidence that I will love ponies quite as much as I do now for quite a while yet.

unconspicuous: eyah

yeah

smashblu: Like I said, ponies will probably fall by the wayside but they will always have a special place in my heart

unconspicuous: and i'm wagering that quite a while isn't going to be much more than 5 years from now

Synapsid: CT, that remains the best Dashie pic I have ever seen

unconspicuous: i'm saying the sam thing smash

cthulhuandyou: The fans may not stay the same, the show may not stay the same, the way I enjoy my ponies may not stay the same. But I will always love them

smashblu: But you don't understand, I fucking love ponies

unconspicuous: so do I

Synapsid: I'm wagering that I know more about me than you do

unconspicuous: but i know this love isn't going to last forever

because the thing that I love

is going

to

die

its like acknowledging that you will outlive your dog

trying to pretend it isn't so is only going to make it harder

smashblu: But shows don't die

unconspicuous: no, they do

smashblu: Like good movies

they are eternal

unconspicuous: death is when they stop being produced

Rariteah: I like how she got darker lol

Even without discord

unconspicuous: after that point, they're more like fossils

they still "exist", but not in the same way

Synapsid: The dog comparison is really not felicitous. My dead dogs are not loved one jot less now than they were when alive.

Rariteah: ^

smashblu: I still like good movies just as much I as did when I first saw them

unconspicuous: yeah, but you don't take your deceased pets for walkies

Rariteah: ^

^^^

Synapsid: Because you physically can't, of course.

unconspicuous: yep

Synapsid: A show no longer in production can still be watched

unconspicuous: yep

Synapsid: I do it all the time

unconspicuous: but it exists in a different way

Synapsid: Not really

Rariteah: I have digimon seasons 1-3 on my comop

comp

smashblu: Yes, I watch old Simpsons episodes all the time

unconspicuous: and the fanbases for 'dead' shows also behave in different ways

smashblu: And Seinfeld

Rariteah: Gummy is best pony

Synapsid: Shows die when people stop watching them

Not before

smashblu: I mean there's no way r/mlp will be as active in a couple of years as it is now

unconspicuous: no, shows die when they stop being produced

Synapsid: And they do not stop watching them just because they are no longer produced

They really don't, though

unconspicuous: people still watch them

but not in the same way

Synapsid: Yes, they do

unconspicuous: no not really

Synapsid: I watch TNG the same way now as I watched it when I was a child

smashblu: I actually watch Seinfeld almost every day still

Rariteah: How is it not in the same way?

Matticus: last airbender will never diiiiiie!

unconspicuous: there's this element of novelty

that slowly goes away

Synapsid has no personal experience of this

unconspicuous: and it isn't meaningless or unimportant

Rariteah: No it doesn't... -.-... Your experiences are not the same as others'

Synapsid: They manifestly aren't

smashblu: Well this is quite a stirring conversation

I'm enjoying it

unconspicuous: >your experiences aren't the same as others

Matticus: Yes I love dramas

unconspicuous: >also the way you think about it is wrong, everyone else thinks about it the way I do

smashblu: I wouldn't say there is much drama

Synapsid: "Drama" is a dramatic way to describe it

Matticus: give it time...

Synapsid: It's a discussion

unconspicuous: you said those two things in one sentence

color me impressed

Synapsid: Who said those two things in the same sentence

unconspicuous: masterful trolling, good show

Rariteah: Nobody, he's putting words in my mouth

smashblu: NO FUCK YOU UNCON FUCK SHIT I DON"T AGREE I AM SO ANGRY FUCK SHIT FUCK

unconspicuous:

Rariteah: lol

unconspicuous: rariteah told me the way I percieve it is wrong

incorrect

somehow untrue

Synapsid: What I believe he said was that the way you perceive the issue is not universal

unconspicuous: and then said that not everyone thinks about it the way I do

yeah

Synapsid: Well, that is true, not everyone does.

unconspicuous: he said that the way I think about it is completely wrong

Rariteah: I'm saying the way you perceive it is not synonymous with everuone's experiences or thoughts

smashblu: I don't think you are wrong, uncon

Synapsid: It is wrong only if put forward as the final word on the matter

unconspicuous: you also added the "no it doesn't" part

smashblu: History shows that fads die out as fast as the come

unconspicuous: yep

Matticus: legos is still hot

smashblu: but the brony fanbase seems different in my opinion

at least in some ways

unconspicuous: and in the end, even though we really love this fad, it really is a fad

Synapsid: The simple matter is that some people view these matters in the way you do, uncon

But most certainly not all do

unconspicuous: it isn't different

we aren't special

smashblu: But Matt, legos are still being produced

Synapsid: And as a result, there will be people, unlike you, who carry on with the fandom

Rariteah: Simply because YOU will allow a show to die in your life doesn't mean everyone will. fOR SOME THIS IS MORE THAN A MERE FAD

smashblu: and have an every present fanbase (children)

Rariteah: Oops

unconspicuous: and legos, more importantly, are a toy

not a fad

Matticus: sweet sweet children...

smashblu: ^

I mean...what?

Synapsid: This really should not be that contentious. It is as Deathclaw just said.

unconspicuous: entertainment media are far more memetic in nature

Synapsid: Fors ome it is not a mere fad.

For some it is

For some it is something in between

Their reactions to the show over the years will flow accordingly

unconspicuous: just because you can hold onto a fad for a really long time doesn't mean it isnt a fad

Rariteah: Therefore you can't predict it's future

smashblu: It's not a fad for me, I don't fall into fads

unconspicuous: no true scotsman much?

smashblu: It is a fad for some

obviously

unconspicuous: smash

Matticus: dosent this stuff just fall under philosophy and philosophy is a thing you cant prove or disprove...

unconspicuous: i'm saying that it is fundamentally a fad

Synapsid: If something remains important to a person for some time, past its vogue, it is ipso facto not a fad.

unconspicuous: matticus, that smells of solipsism

Rariteah: This show has quite literally changed lives and turned bitter spiteful people into kind people

Synapsid: It smells of skepticism, not solipsism

smashblu: I agree syn

Rariteah: For them it will never die

unconspicuous: synapsid, you and I are just pedantically arguing over the meaning of the word fad at this point

for some clueless people, pogs will never die

Synapsid: No, you're making the unreasonable assertion that the show is a fad and that every person who likes it now, no matter how much they claim to like it, will treat it as a fad.

unconspicuous: fortunately, those people will die themselves soon enough

smashblu: Well anyway, since we can't predict the future, there is really no telling what will happen

Synapsid: Which is not only a very strange claim but a prima facie absurd one.

Rariteah: As long as it remains in the hearts of people it will never truly die.

smashblu: It could die tomorrow or it could become a fucking religion

unconspicuous: smash

religions are also memes

Matticus: a religion..yes that is the only way

unconspicuous: just really old memes

Rariteah: It very well could be a religion

Synapsid may grow cross if "memetics" starts getting thrown round

unconspicuous: synapsid, we already have

Matticus: memetics?

unconspicuous: just wordfilter meme for fad

smashblu: OK, then it could run as long as the Simpsons and still have the same fanbase

or larger

unconspicuous: and you'll see that we are doing that as we speak

Matticus: I hope the shows not on as long as the simpsons...

unconspicuous: yeah smash, but it probably wouldn't be good for the show to run that long

Rariteah: Exactly, nobody thought the simpsons would run as long as it did

or spongebob

unconspicuous: no, it DEFINITELY would be bad for the show

smashblu: Well, I'm not arguing that

Matticus: those shows are like walking zombies...

unconspicuous: that much popularity kills the creative control of the artist

smashblu: I'm a huge Simpsons fan but I hate the new episodes

Synapsid: The bottom line is that there is absolutely no reason to take seriously your claim that MLP is a fad for all fans who like it, regardless of what they say.

Rariteah: ^

Matticus: avatar had the right amount of episodes!

it was perfection

unconspicuous: synapsid, i'm arguing that fads are memes

and memes are memes

its a x=x sort of deal

Synapsid: Who cares what fads in abstraction should be classified as

The issue was about MLP

And its fandom

Rariteah: uncon, you change your topics mid argument

smashblu: Yeah that doesn't matter, it's more how the fandom reacts over time

unconspicuous: and you're clinging to the implication that memes have to die by nature of being memes

Rariteah: stop it

lol

unconspicuous: we were arguing?

Matticus: *give it time*

Synapsid: I wasn't making any point about memes

smashblu: [](/b00 I'm sorry)

Rariteah: That's what you called it

smashblu: I didn't think we were arguing really

Just discussing

unconspicuous: THIS IS ARGUING

ur gay

Synapsid: All I'm saying is the rather mundane observation that for some fans of MLP, it is not a mere fad that they will soon abandon, or give up once the many for whom it is a fad do give it up

unconspicuous: go die in a fire

u mad?

that is arguing

smashblu: I can't get the tone of a conversion over text

unconspicuous: i'm just talking about it

Rariteah: No uncon, that's called immature

unconspicuous: yeah, arguing

Synapsid: No one has been immature

Rariteah: an argument can still be civil

Matticus: Yall arguing?

smashblu: Well, let's just think about this. Every fanbase should be treated differently because every fanbase is different

unconspicuous: no, it stops being an argument then

it becomes a debate

smashblu: They share similar aspects sure

unconspicuous: amg

was that fluttershy

that was totally fluttershy

smashblu: lol

unconspicuous: same color scheme

smashblu: wut

unconspicuous: pegasus

couldn't tell what the cutie mark was

smashblu: Animation error?

unconspicuous: different hair though

smashblu: I'm so pissed now

I'm never watching this show again!

unconspicuous: no, alternate universe flutts in for a visit

Matticus: damn you guys got sidetracked easily

unconspicuous:

Matticus: god dang ponies

unconspicuous: matticus

smashblu: We're all MC Gets Sidetracked Easily

unconspicuous: thats because i care about ponies, not making everyone here hate me

Matticus: aww its all just debate

Synapsid: No one hates anyone, or at least not because of the conversation

Matticus: its suppose to be heated

unconspicuous: if I was TRYING to be an obnoxious asshole, it would be more readily evident by this point

Rariteah: Ok ok ok, the original point was that you thought MLP would die within five years and we all agree that, that simply is not true because many people do not follow this like a fad, and it could very

well live on for quite some time

smashblu: I never held any ill will towards anything you said

unconspicuous: exactly

smashblu: whether I agreeed or not

unconspicuous: I've been pretty sure this is just talking

Rariteah: predicting it's future is impossible. DISCUSSION OVER

lol

unconspicuous: not yelling through our keyboards

rariteah, you can't just say discussion over

smashblu: NO! WE WERE FUCKING ARGUING FUCK YOU ALL GAY FAG QUEERS

unconspicuous: U MAD BRO?

Matticus: we can guess the future based off the past experience of other events at least..

smashblu: VERY!

Synapsid: An orgy? Is that what you're proposing, smash?

unconspicuous: I THINK HE MIGHT BE MAD

Synapsid takes off his robe

smashblu: I believe it is syn

unconspicuous puts on his wizard hat

smashblu: FUCK

Synapsid: Prepare your bodies

smashblu: FUCK YOU UNCON

unconspicuous: I CAST SCORCHING RAY

smashblu: I was going to say that

Synapsid: Actually

The orgy has to be postponed

So I can do the pony pokey

unconspicuous: yep

Rariteah: Besides, what is the point of discussing it anyway? It's not dead yet, so we shouldn't make any assumptions yet.

unconspicuous: rariteah

why not talk about it?

smashblu: Hey can we have group cybersex? Has that been done before?

Probably

Synapsid: Cybersex?

What is that

I have never heard of that

unconspicuous: if it makes you this uncomfortable to think about the end of pony, i can't imagine how it would affect you when you hear about the cancellation of the show

Synapsid: Wait, what is this "sex" of which you speak

Rariteah: Because I like the show and discussing it's "death" is in a way, depressing.

unconspicuous: which will happen eventually

smashblu: It's what old people like me did when we were young

Rariteah: But not now

Synapsid: There's nothing wrong with not necessarily wanting to discuss the end of the show, uncon

unconspicuous: The only way i know to deal with depressing topics is to air them out

Rariteah: Exactly

unconspicuous: I for one can't just stew about them forever

smashblu: I can imagine it's a sore subject for some

Matticus: we still got fics when it dies!

horrible horrible fics...

Rariteah: Well again, your ways are not everyone else's

smashblu: lol, Matt

unconspicuous: and neither are yours rariteah

Synapsid: DJ Pankapa

Rariteah: So respect that

unconspicuous: just because you don't agree with my ideas doesn't mean they're wrong

smashblu: Haha, syn, that's great

Synapsid: I think DJ Pankapa is probably greater than DJ Fluts

smashblu: STAGE DIVE!

Matticus: you both eat hay and oats, why at eachothers throats?

unconspicuous: PANKAH PAH

smashblu: FLUTRSH

Synapsid: All anyone, including rariteah has claimed, uncon, is just that there are some people probably for whom MLP is not merely a fad

unconspicuous: TWATLI

smashblu: RATTY

Synapsid: And who therefore will not lightly abandon it

Even after the show stops

Which is so commonsensical an observation that it shouldn't be contentious

unconspicuous: ARBYN DURSH

Rariteah: We never said you were dead wrong, just that your being wrong is a possibility

unconspicuous: who's we?

smashblu: TICKY

Rariteah: As is ours

unconspicuous: i'm addressing the way you have of implying that my opinion is wrong because yours contradicts it

Matticus: oh man

unconspicuous: SPOCK

SIR LERSTIA

Synapsid: I, at least, have claimed nothing more than that if you mean to claim that there is not even one fan of MLP for whom the show is more than a fad, then obviously you are wrong.

Rariteah: BESIDES, if smash doesn't bitch out, it will NEVER die.

lol

smashblu: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/349/e/c/dashie_by_ponykillerx-d4j4cv3.png

Who am I?

unconspicuous: idk

some guy

Synapsid: And that if you claim that there are in any event very few for whom it is not a fad, you are also most probably mistaken.

unconspicuous: synapsid

just because you don't think it's a meme

smashblu: Wow, you all suck at guessing who I am

unconspicuous: doesn't mean it isn't a meme

uhhh

rarity

smashblu: NO!

unconspicuous: scootaloo??

smashblu: I'm cthulhuandyou damn it!

unconspicuous: scoot scootaloo?

smashblu: jesus

Matticus: oh haha

Synapsid: On purely statistical grounds, given the sample size of even Reddit bronies, your assertion that almost no one who likes it likes it as more than a fad is bound to be false

unconspicuous: syn

it is still a fad

even if you refuse to call it one

smashblu: alright, now you guys are just debating over what a fad is

Synapsid: IT may be. Whether other people treat it as such, is, however, a very different question.

Matticus: yeah fad is not science

unconspicuous: its like saying I will suck your dick (no homo)

smashblu: I think you need to choose a new word

unconspicuous: the no homo doesn't mean anything

Matticus: well you can suck a dick without being a homosexual..

smashblu: Hmm, can you?

Matticus: I would think so

unconspicuous: it is what it is, and arguing about labels won't change it

Synapsid: The whole question of whether it is a fad is really irrelevant. Uncon is making sweeping claims about the subjective experience of all fans of the show.

unconspicuous: no I didn't

I said it objjectively is a thing

Synapsid: Namely that none, or very few, will continue to take it seriously after its vogue.

Rariteah: YES YOU DID

smashblu: I mean isn't the act of sex with the same gender "homosexual"

?

unconspicuous: not that everyone percieves it that way

yeah, my quote was

Matticus: well if you payed me 1k I would suck you off

unconspicuous: >I will suck your dick

Synapsid: But people's perceptions of the show are precisely what is at issue

Matticus: but I wouldnt be in to guys

unconspicuous: and I happen to be male

Matticus: I just want the money

unconspicuous: so that would make it homosexual

smashblu: But you are still performing a homosexual act

Matticus: this is hypothetical dont quote me

unconspicuous: exactly smash

Matticus: this is hypothetical dont quote me

Synapsid: No one cares about the rather strange question "Is MLP objectively a fad", but rather the question "Are there people for whom the show will be subjectively important as part of their lives even after

unconspicuous: i'm quoting you on that

smashblu: Therefore, it's "homosexual"

Matticus: the task could be seen as homosexual but you yourself can still be straight

Synapsid: the show is no longer popular"

unconspicuous: no matticus

if I suck a guy's dick

thats pretty un-straight

Rariteah: I agree with matt

Matticus: damn it what if he gave you money

smashblu: This is where having set sexualities fails

Rariteah: if someone said do it or die

unconspicuous: I still agreed to it

Rariteah: and you did it to live

Matticus: I mean we would all do it for 1k...right?

yeah?

Rariteah: doesn't make you gay

smashblu: everyone has different bounderies

Synapsid: How has the conversation now got onto sexual kinds

Rariteah: ENJOYING it makes you gay

unconspicuous: because we can

Matticus: yeah enjoying it

unconspicuous: no rarity, enjoying it makes ME gay

Matticus: I might not enjoy it

smashblu: lol

Matticus: what then

unconspicuous: but the act is gay whether or not I enjoy it

Matticus: the act is, not the person

unconspicuous: yep

smashblu: OK, so you're either attracted to something or not

Rariteah: exactly

unconspicuous: the person can be gay too though

smashblu: it's that simple

Matticus: I mean he maybe can be gay

unconspicuous: its okay to be gay

smashblu: No one is arguing it isn't (I think)

unconspicuous: are we?

Rariteah: damn it con, can't you just drop a subject? We reached an agreement and you keep going. lol

unconspicuous: rariteah

Synapsid: I lost the transition to the debate about sexual kinds

So I have no idea, smash

unconspicuous: you're going to get used to this eventually

Matticus: yeah what goes around cums around

Matticus snickers

unconspicuous: DOHOHOHOHOHO

smashblu: /topic "Ponies as a fad and human sexual tendencies"

Matticus: these are important subjects

unconspicuous: /topic "ITT: uncon talks about sucking people's dicks"

Rariteah: WHAT IF I WANT TO FUCK RARITY??? AM I GAY??? HUH??? HUUUUHHH?????

smashblu: I thought it was Matt

Aren't you a dude?

Matticus: well no rarity is a pony

you would be in to beastliality

unconspicuous: rarity, selfcest is implicitly and automatically homosexual

so yes

gay bestiality

smashblu: I disagree Matt

Matticus: oh?

unconspicuous: its like this

you're the same gender as yourself

smashblu: the term bestiality refers to animals

unconspicuous: so if you have sex with yourself,

smashblu: assuming they are lesser than humans

unconspicuous: you're having sex with someone of the same gender

Matticus: oh I see

unconspicuous: which is homosexual

Matticus: ponys are above animals

unconspicuous: bestiality is a layer added onto that

smashblu: But ponies are sentient beings

they are on par with humans

unconspicuous: its bestiality even if its with a sentient being

Rariteah: Yeah, these ponies have higher cognitive functions

unconspicuous: bestiality means different species

not just unintelligent

Matticus: interspecias sex

unconspicuous:

Rariteah:

smashblu: So it really isn't bestiality because bestiality laws are in place for reasons of animals being unable to consent

Rariteah: ^

unconspicuous: IT HURTS IN THE ORIFICE

no smach

those laws exist not because of consent

but because people think its gross

smashblu: So in short. No you're not gay for wanting to have sex with Rarity

unconspicuous: nobody cares about how a dog feels about being raped

just that the dog rapist is icky

smashblu: I don't think that is entirely true

unconspicuous: i think it is entirely true

Matticus: time for debate

Synapsid: The point is less whether one wishes to call it bestiality and more that ponies, these ponies, are persons, so the act is clearly not on a par with, say, raping a dog.

unconspicuous: its a morality thing, not an ethics thing

Rariteah: Yeah, I think it's a fair number of both

unconspicuous: look, some bestiality is rape

but not all bestiality is

smashblu: I mean I see your point because sodomy is illegal in some states

unconspicuous: there are animals that are quite capable of consenting

Matticus: how can an animal consent...

Rariteah: ^

Matticus: two trots mean yes?

Synapsid: How can sodomy be illegal in any states after, oh what was that decision from SCOTUS in 2003

Whose name I now forget

unconspicuous: dolphins can, and sometimes do, sexually approach humans

smashblu: But an animal can't consent in the same way a child can't consent

Matticus: oh right forgot about them

unconspicuous: if trying to penetrate you isn't consent, nothing is

NOTHING is

Rariteah: lol

Matticus: that means you have to be the girl in the relationship

smashblu: I want to have sex with a dolphin

unconspicuous: not necessarily

but if males dolphins can consent

so can female dolphins

Rariteah: I've seen women fuck horses

I'm fi\ne with wanting to sex Rarity

lol

Synapsid: Incidentally, just a matter of health, being penetrated by an actual horse is not adivsable.

Rariteah: lol

unconspicuous: and i'm fine with it as long as rarity is fine with it

yeah synapsid

smashblu: Being that I know how retarded laws are, you're probably right, uncon

unconspicuous: itll penetrate organs

and cause death

Synapsid: Very likely

smashblu: as far as the original argument

Rariteah:

unconspicuous: >ITT: ethics of sexing rarity

Synapsid adds that he personally doesn't really care if you want to have sex with real horses, though

smashblu: I would have sex with a female dolphin

that sounds interesting

unconspicuous: i'm quoting you on that

smashblu: Go for it

lol

Synapsid: I'll stick to wanting to sex the ponies

smashblu: If ponies were real, I would definitely have sex with one

just to try it

unconspicuous: uh

ponies are real

Synapsid: Yeah, for "science", I bet

unconspicuous: just not magical

Synapsid: He means THESE ponies

Rariteah: Let me put it this way: species, race, etc. None of that matters to me if I'm attracted to the personality and gender of a being that can form coherent thoughts and speak

unconspicuous: or sapient

smashblu: When I say "ponies"

unconspicuous: wait

Rariteah: such as the ponies in MLP

smashblu: I only mean MLP ponies

unconspicuous: they might be sapient, but nobody would want to admit if they found out anyways

Synapsid is pretty sure we always mean by "ponies" in here "MLP ponies"

smashblu: Miniture horses are what I believe you are referring to

unconspicuous: otherwise they'd have to admit that all the atrocities commited against horses were completely wrong

I mean IRL

and horses are pretty goddamn smart

maybe not wise, but smart

Synapsid: Actual horses are miserable animals that hate me

unconspicuous: yep

Synapsid: For reasons surpassing my undersanding

smashblu: You know what animals are smart? Elephants

unconspicuous: too smart for their own good

well

Rariteah: This chat is fuckin' weird

unconspicuous: i'm going to call it quits for tonight

Rariteah: lol

smashblu: night uncon

unconspicuous: and get at least one hour of sleep before school

smashblu: Sounds like a plan

unconspicuous: i'm just abandoning the daynight cycle and taking a nap before school starts

Synapsid: I'm going to tell my professors when I fall asleep in class in a few hours that I was tired because I was up talking about the ethics of have sweet, sweet sex with cartoon ponies

smashblu: Wow, Rariteah, you are new here

unconspicuous: and sleeping from end of school till dinner

it works pretty well

smashblu: This isn't even weird

Synapsid: This was pretty tame, yeah

unconspicuous: no synapsid

i'm making a pastebin

so they can see the entire discussion on the ethics

Rariteah: I'm saying generally

smashblu: Yeah, I'll agree with taht

Synapsid: Oh, I'll just give them that then, uncon

Rariteah: not this particular discussion

lol

unconspicuous: yeah, this discussion

i'm leaving now, but i'm saving this chat

Synapsid: Night

unconspicuous: it was just too good to leave unrecorded

night