Best pony essay? (caution, contains no essay)

 

[besttankever-sargeras] if you can answer this question correctly, I will give you the sword

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] what is the question?

[besttankever-sargeras] In a 5 paragraph essay of course

[besttankever-sargeras] Who is best pony?

[besttankever-sargeras] You best get writing, you only have 1 hour and 58 minutes to make your case.

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] hmmmm personaly im in love with Rainbow dash, but im sure there can be much consurvercy on the topic

[Briviper-Durotan] how long you guys argue oversword?

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] but my favoirte song is winter wrap which rainbow dash is not apart of

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] define the best pony?

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] I even have a rainbowdash hoddie;)

[Briviper-Durotan] hey how long does this last

[Briviper-Durotan] i want the dagger did you guys roll?

[besttankever-sargeras] until he can produce a cohesive essay

[besttankever-sargeras] or 1 hour and 55 minutes

[Briviper-Durotan] did you guys roll for dagger?

[besttankever-sargeras] the loot timer is ticking

briviper-Durotan has recieved loot:[Maw of the Dragonlord]

[besttankever-sargeras] and I still don't see an essay.

[Briviper-Durotan] I rolled on dagger but it is still there

[besttankever-sargeras] well?

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] the cutiy mark episode was very intresting when RainbowDash trains Apple Bloom so that she can get her cutie mark.

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] i thought it showed very good morals that a friend would go that far, just so that the other could get a cutie mark

[Briviper-Durotan] do either of you see the dagger on the box

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] On the topic of best looking ponies, i would have to say that Applejack is by far the most attractive.  But Rainbowdash is still the coolest looking.

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] my favoite ponies not counting rainbow, are definatly the earth ponies. they work so hard with no powers and really get things done. i strive to be more like the earth onies in life.

[besttankever-sargeras] you might want to think up a thesis fast

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] to bring it all together, i think rainbowdash is the coolest, Applejack is the most attractive, and i have the most respect for all earth ponies.

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] was that not acceptible?

[Briviper-Durotan] what happens if the guy who won dagger left and did not take it?

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] was that not good enough?

[besttankever-sargeras] not a 5 paragraph essay

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] it was 5 paragraphs in a somewhat essay form, i cant write an essay all together on wow comunication bars :p

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] i even included conclusion and thesis

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] ?

[besttankever-sargeras] you have 1 hour and 43 minutes to produce the essay

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] ...

[raid][courouskings-Laughing Skull] can we get a new one in the middle of a fight?

[raid][Briviper-Durotan] new what

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] sorry ill try again :o

[besttankever-sargeras] hmmm

[besttankever-sargeras] 1 hour 38 minutes left

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] SHIT!

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] my keyborde messed up, i only had the first paragraph anyways, ill start over :/

[raid][Briviper-Durotan] lol

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] ill write the thesis first

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] wait what kind of essay do you want?

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] I have writers block D:

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] On the topic of which pony is the best, I think you have to look at the morals of hte ponies, over the attractivness, and how cool they are.  In the time ive been watching my little pony i have seen it take over and become a very intently watched show.

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] When i htink of the best pony, RainbowDash is the first to come to mid. So addile, so cunning, so funny.  But then I remember the Earth Ponies.

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] The Earth ponies work so hard, day in and day out.  None of them have powers and they are forced to wrap up winter by bear hoof.

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] And as everypony would say: "friendship is magic" friendship is a true virture, and the earth ponies show it every day.

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] next i come to the picking out of the earth ponies.

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] With morality on the line, i will have to go with Aplejack, for i look up to her everyday. She is such a role modle. If governments in the world could just watch my little pony and see what great friendship and balance is held between the earth ponies.

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] I htink if our leaders could not only see the earth ponies, but Applejack herself and push in life to become more like her.

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] in the end the world would be a much better place.

[raid][courouskings-Laughing Skull] that right there is at least a 7

[raid][courouskings-Laughing Skull] so?

[raid][courouskings-Laughing Skull] how'd i do?

[delwithlazer] has come online.

[raid][Briviper-Durotan] not bad i say..

[raid][courouskings-Laughing Skull] did ou like it? :D

[raid][Briviper-Durotan] cant get dam dagger

[raid][courouskings-Laughing Skull] D:

[raid][Briviper-Durotan] ddue rolled on it and then won it and left

[raid][courouskings-Laughing Skull] Besttankever? :o

[raid][courouskings-Laughing Skull] i have finished my essay

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] was it okay?

[raid][besttankever-sargeras] eh

[raid][besttankever-sargeras] i give it a D-

[raid][besttankever-sargeras] still ostensibly passing

You have requested to trade with Courouskings-Laughing Skull

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] You have made my night:D

courouskings bows down before besttankever.

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] Viper, i wish you luck with the dagger proublem:p

[raid][Briviper-Durotan] it is not going to be mine

[courouskings-Laughing Skull] i bid you both a due:o

[raid][Briviper-Durotan] hate retards

Briviper-Durotan bows down graciously.

[raid][Briviper-Durotan] if you leave will agger release