Prince Blueballs Prologue

>Day 50 in Equestria

>It was much like the previous days you've spent here in this magical fantasy world.

>You awoke to the sound of Twilight Sparkle going about her usual business in her treehousebrary and you'd slowly rise to meet the day.

>These ponies were a bit apprehensive about you when you first met but after some time getting to know each other better they began to treat you like one of their own.

>Twilight read every book she had trying to see if she could find anything on humans but found nothing.

>Then you all met with an acquaintance of theirs, a zebra named Zecora who seemed to recognize your appearance. It was then that she said (in rhyme for some reason) that her people knew of a similar creature from an old cautionary tale of sorts.

>Turns out humans are like Krampus to the zebras or something like that, this of course got Twilight very curious about you and man kind and lead to some experiments, fortunately nothing invasive came up after Twilight made the mistake of magiking all of your clothes of and came face to face with your one-eyed monster.

 

>After four weeks or so and a big welcome party courtesy of Pinkie Pie, the girls and Twilight thought it was high time for you to meet the rulers of this land; Princess Celestia and Princess Luna face to face.

>You already knew what these two did, controlled the fucking heavens like it was nothing!

>And you were even more flabbergasted when you found out they were practically immortal and were both over a thousand years old!

>The girls however informed you that Princess Celestia was the most benevolent, wisest and most powerful pony ever and that if anyone knew how to send you home it was her.

>The train ride to the capital city of Canterlot was a lengthy one and you spent time with the girls talking about Equestria and how they were friggin' superheroes!

>Yeah they forgot to mention that, and the fact they knew the sovereigns of this land personally…after four week of knowing each other.

>They told you about how they defeated quite a few villains in the past like Nightmare Moon, Q err...you meant Discord, some bug thing called Chrysalis and some evil fart cloud named King Sombrero.

>When you all arrived in Canterlot you of course got looks of disgust but also some looks of intrigue, they must've thought you were some sub species of Minotaur.

>The castle itself was mighty impressive as were the guards that kept it safe, for a land this peaceful these guards always looked like they had a metal rod up their asses.

>When you finally made it to the throne room with the girls in tow it was there you saw her, the most elegant, graceful, gorgeous and majestic being to ever grace your eyes.

>Why these ponies were ruled by Celestia was far from a mystery, her very appearance was like that of a goddess and the very air about her felt pure.

>After introductions and an explanation of your situation the Princess explained that the chances of you getting home would be very slim even with all of their magic prowess.

>You had a feeling it would be a tricky procedure to zap you back home but until that happened Twilight offered to take you in and help you fit in around pony kind.

 

>The Princess insisted on you all spending a few days in the castle since you went through the trouble of coming all the way to the capital.

>Princess Celestia also said that Princess Luna would be interested in meeting the newcomer, especially since you spent quite a few nights admiring her star lit skies.

>You and the girls were granted free roam about the castle and the guards were all informed about you visiting so there would be no confusion or possible beat downs.

>This brings us to the moment where shit had hit the fan, your first encounter with a nephew of the Princesses; Prince Blueblood.

>On your way to Canterlot you had heard Rarity say nothing but awful things about this stallion, how he was a stuffy spoiled brat, very chauvinistic especially in a matriarchal society where mares outnumber stallions 3:1 and how he always looked down on the "poor" ponies.

>You saw how most of Canterlot reacted to you, you could only begin to imagine what would happen if this foppy pony ever ran into you.

>Unfortunately the universe decided to see for itself what would happen because that's how you crossed paths with when you rounded a corner of Canterlot palace.

>You were coming from the gardens outside after waving your bare ass at the petrified statue that was Discord and that's when you saw the pampered prince rounding the corner bitching and moaning to one of the servants about how he chipped his hoof walking across a dirty floor.

>That's when you two saw each other, you expected him to freak out about some hairless ape was skulking about the castle and try to have the guards dispose of you but the opposite happened.

>He actually seemed very intrigued to see something like you, if anything his servant was the one on the verge of freaking out.

>There was some small talk between you two as he showed you to where the Canterlot archives, and with him being a royal he convinced the guards to let you read at your leisure without being supervised.

 

>Before you two split he told you how to get to the main dining hall in the castle and left with some time to yourself.

>Your first thought's were how he didn't seem as bad as Rarity made him out to be, maybe he was just having a bad day when Rarity met him at the Gala.

 

>~~~Blueblood’s POV~~~

 

>You are Prince Blueblood

>Nephew of the Royal Pony sisters

>And you have just crossed paths with possibly the most exotic, most interesting and easily the most attractive creature to ever grace the palace halls.

>This "human" named Anonymous apparently came here under unknown pretenses, but you knew what brought him into this world.

>He was the soul mate you've long dreamed of, his hairless body showed his muscles without obstruction, he was wearing rather impressive garments and his tall stature helped express such power and authority!

>There was no doubt in your mind now, one way or another you would have Anonymous for yourself away from all of those filthy Ponyville mares, NO...no icky mare anywhere would lay a hoof on him if you had anything to say about it!

>Perhaps in time you could win his heart, you would search high and low to find the perfect way to court him.

>Perhaps you could find some specific courting techniques for one male to another.

>He must have come to understand Equestrian culture within his first few weeks here right?

 

>~~~Twilight's POV~~~

 

>You are Twilight Sparkle

>You cannot believe what you just saw

>Anonymous was getting a great deal positive attention from Prince Blueblood.

>You at the very least expected Blueblood to be grossed out by Anon in some way, especially since they were sitting next to each other.

 

>Anon was just shooting the breeze with him like he was any other stallion.

>He DOES know how Blueblood is most of the time right?

>The girls had trouble seeing that play out too!

>Even the Princesses seemed unaware of Blueblood's interest in Anon!

>But nop0ny had a reaction quite like Rarity's

>She looked like she was caught between laughing hysterically and vomiting in absolute disgust.

>You would make it a point to tell Anon not to get too chummy with Blueblood, you’ve heard stories about how Blueblood would “make friends” and then throw them under the carriage (metaphorically) just to look good to the stuffy Canterlot crowd.

>You spent some time talking to him about it but for p0ny's sake, he thinks nothing of it!

>He is a nice guy but he can be so thick sometimes!

>After you finished talking over it with Anon in the room you two were sharing a knock came to the door but nop0ny was on the other side, just a letter with the royal seal and a bottle of "Grande Canterlot Cognac".

>The letter was addressed to Anon about how he had beauty that rivaled that of Princess Celestia's!

>There was no name for his "secret" admirer but you both knew who it was and after all of that what does he say!?

 

>~~~Anon's POV~~~

 

"Twilight?"

>"Yes?"

>Said Twilight in a curious tone.

"I think one of the royal’s here are in love with me."