- Forever Young
- by schwartz
- >Morning came all too quickly for you.
- >You spent the rest of your Birthday night giggling and kicking your hooves on your bed like a giddy school filly until you fell asleep.
- >You're going on a date!
- >With Anonymous!
- >And he asked you!
- >Think of what could happen if it all goes well!!
- >You and he will become exclusive,get married and have a family-
- >Whoa girl. Don't get ahead of yourself.
- >Just make it through the day first.
- >You leap from your bed exuberantly and gussy up in the bathroom.
- >You still have that dopey look from last night after the hug.
- >His arms were so strong..!
- "Cheerilee..You gotta get ready for work..snap out of it!"
- >You pat the side of your face twice with a hoof.
- "Game face. You got this Cheerilee!"
- >You put on your sternest face-
- >-And hop out of the bathroom like pinkie pie giggling madly.
- >You bounce into your kitchen for a quick breakfast. School isn't for another hour so you have the time to savor it for once.
- >That may have been the best Birthday ever!
- >You met a strapping young stal--er human and no berry in sight!
- >Berry.
- >You whip out a carton of eggs and the butter from your refridgerator.
- >Your joyous face goes into cringing anger in short order.
- >Berry Punch. Her story is truly tragic.
- >Berry lost her home,Husband and filly due to spending all her bits on the sauce every night.
- >After her kid got taken by Foal protection services she partied all night drinking and rutting whomever pony she pleases or will have her.
- >She helped get you your teaching job so she felt it was only right you put her up.
- >Your patience has begun to wane over the years with berry's behavior.
- >You set up a cast-iron skillet with a pat of butter in the center.
- >You hear your front door open and slam.
- >You hear groaning and dragging hoofsteps come into the kitchen.
- >A chair scoots out and back in at the dining table.
- >You know who it is without even turning around.
- "Good morning Berry. Rough night?"
- >You sigh.
- >Berry obnoxiously yawns.
- >The scent of Hard booze and Stallion lingers on her breath.
- >You stifle a gag as you prepare your over-easy eggs
- >Disgusting.
- >"Baby sis,it was the roughest! They tag-teamed me all night!"
- >She goes into excrutiating detail on what happened.
- >Being "plugged" from both ends.
- >All the swallowing and gagging she did.
- >Not what you wanted or needed to know.
- >Sarcasm is lost on Drunkard ponies it seems.
- >She chuckles.
- >"Men...No self-control. Ya know?"
- >That's a Black kettle ms.Pot.
- >You harrumph, growing irritated.
- >Berry sloppily leans on your table, eyes half-lidded and smacking her lips.
- >"So how did the rest of your night go?"
- >Your mind drifts back to anonymous and your coming date.
- >Your smile creeps back accompanied by your pink cheeks.
- "It was...alright.
- >You stifle a giggle.
- >Berry is paying more attention to the eggs than you.
- >You plate the eggs and sit them down at the table.
- >Before you could sit down to enjoy them Berry had already slid them towards her end.
- >"Oh wow! Thanks sis! I was starving!"
- "Wh--no Berry those are-"
- >"Isn't it time for work?"
- "......"
- >This Whorse!
- >You watch in silent fury as your sibling gobbles up YOUR breakfast like the inconsiderate glory-hole lush she is.
- >And she pulled the work card..AGAIN.
- >You glare at her yolk-covered oblivious face and nab an apple from the fridge.
- >As you make your way to the door munching angrily you hear berry call out.
- >"Cheery, leave a few bits for me? I wanna go out tonight."
- >You smirk to yourself without looking back.
- "No can do sis. Sorry!"
- >Berry turns in her chair sideways to look at you leaving.
- >"What? Why not!?"
- >You gingerly open the door and step outside. You turn back to Berry, the sun highlighting your coat.
- "I'm gonna get my groove back tonight."
- >You slam the door and trot off to the schoolhouse.
- >THUNK.
- >"C'mon anon put yer back into it!"
- "I don't have much more back TO put!"
- >You are Anonymous, Apple-picker,and bucket dragger extrodinaire.
- >It just hit noon, and the sun is whooping your ass.
- >Couple that with the fact Applejack picked today of all days to fucking micro-manage.
- >You raise your mallet and slam it into the base of the tree.
- >A torrent of Red apples rain down into the buckets.
- >This sucks ass. Like complete shit.
- >Here is a brief explaination of what has been happening in the last three years.
- >Applejack took over the farm completely after granny smith passed on.
- >That fruit Big Mac still works with the fruits.
- >Ha.
- >And Applebloom?
- >Don't laugh, but she invented fucking Pony Home Depot.
- >She offered to help the farm out.
- >Automatic apple pickers and everything. The works!
- >But nooooo.
- >No way josè! She said.
- >We Apples do our work tha hard way ,and tha right way! She went on to say.
- >We follow tradition around hurr!
- >Applebloom went on to offer you a job as her V.P.
- >The girl was always sweet on you so, you know your life would have been easy.
- >You're young,dumb, and full of--
- >Well you get the picture.
- >But you are also loyal. AJ took you into her home when you came here at seventeen.
- >You couldn't turn her away.
- >But for the love of christ, you thought she learned her lesson on being headstrong and refusing help!
- >Stupid, stubborn, country bumpkin pony.
- >Once the buckets are filled you load them into a cart for transportation by...ugh..Big Mac.
- >You feel him eyeing you up.
- >Can gay guys be called pigs?
- >"Yer buildin up quite the sweat thar Anon.."
- >He licks his lips.
- >You look around for Applejack.
- >No where to be found. Of course. The one time you need her and she's carmen sandiego.
- >"You mind takin that shirt off?"
- >He winks at you.
- >Filthy sexual harrassing fruitcake.
- >You don't hate gays.
- >But fuck if Big Michelle here isn't all up in your face with this shit.
- >But you got a surprise for his ass.
- >You smugly grin.
- "I'm sorry Big drag queen, but I don't think my soon-to-be girl would like me showing off the goods to..whatever you are."
- >you grimace looking him up and down.
- >he cocks his eyebrow at you questioningly.
- >"Care to explain?"
- >you pick up your mallet and move on to the next tree ignoring his request.
- "No not really. She'll be here at four.You can meet her then."
- >Big Gay Mac watches you walk away...that or he's checking you out.
- >Nasty Bastard.
- >You hear the sounds of the wagon being pulled away at last. You want to get this shit done in the worst way.
- >You have a date tonight after all.
- >And with all the Cougar Ponies prowling around netting a hot young thing like Cheerilee is a godsend.
- >Cougar pony...hm.
- >You hoist your mighty tree hammer and swing.
- >More Red delicious rainfall.
- >This goes on for about an hour.
- >Pony Dennis Rodman has been strangely quiet and normal throughout all this. He must be pissed.
- >You could care less. No sexual harassment makes Anon happy and productive.
- >Two rolls around and you decide to take a late lunch under One of the vacant trees in the field.
- >A simple Pbj and chips.
- >Light but it serves its purpose.
- >But a peaceful lunch it's not.
- >"Sugarcube! What's this Ah hear about ya gettin yerself a Mare?"
- >Gossipy Red Bitch!
- >You shrug and bite into your sandwich.
- "It's no big deal. Just some mare I met at the bar."
- >Applejack lays at your side facing you waiting for you to go on.
- >"...."
- "..."
- >"...Well?"
- "Well what?"
- >"What's she lahke? Where dus she wurk?"
- "I'm not really comfortable sharing that info with my boss."
- >She scrunches her face up and pokes your ribs with a hoof.
- >here we go.
- >"Anon ah never considered mahself yer boss. If'n anythang yer lahke a younger brother!"
- "Someone should tell Big Queen Latifah that."
- >"Whut?"
- "Nothing."
- >"Then spill it. Whut mare managed to wrangle the illusive Anon by tha Heartstrings?"
- >You groan in annoyance.
- "Jesus, Aj it's just some schoolteacher okay?"
- >Applejack's face freezes.
- >She sits the for a moment in stunned shock.
- >You resumed your eating, not really caring for Aj's theatricsat this point.
- >Aj looks into the sky and licks her lips.
- >"Ah wanna tell ya a story Anon-"
- >You stare off into the distance chewing.
- "Is it a good one?"
- >Applejack hasn't looked away from the sky.
- >"Ah'll let ya'll be the judge of that."
- >You look to her.
- >She's scowling. Hard.
- >Like her face could crack at any moment.
- >"Afore, ya came to Equestria Big Mac was seeing this here mare."
- >Is she talking about Cheerilee?
- >Big Mac wasn't a flamboyant fudge packer at some point?
- >"They seemed lahke tha purrfect cupple to everypony in public. They wurr so ahffectionate it made us all sick with tha "Schmoopty doopties" to the "Muffin Lips" chattur-"
- >That accent man.
- >But focus. This could be important.
- >"But away from tha public it was so much more.Tha Mare was needy, moody,underhanded in her intentions, and kept pushing Mac ta give her foals and marriage."
- >You start to panic internally.
- >You could call bull if this was Rarity or whatever, but Aj embodies Honesty.
- >When she tells you something you should listen.
- >"Why she even once threatened ta kill herself if'n he didn't.
- >You swallow the lump growing in your throat.
- >"Poor Mac got so scared he swore off mares completely. Now because of this mare Big Mac is...well ya'll know."
- >So is that why he's a total man-slut?
- >...
- >What a pussy.
- >Scores himself a hot young thang being the old turd he is and he doesnt have enough testicular fortitude to rein her in?
- >"Since then no Stallions approach hur or associate with her, out of fear of ending up like Big Mac. A "Stallion Stuffer."
- >You've finished your lunch by now and affix Aj with a curious gaze.
- "So what happened to this mare?"
- >Applejack shakes her head.
- >"That's not tha question ya should be askin."
- " And what is the question I should be?"
- >Aj frowns and locks eyes with you.
- >"Whut yer gunna do when ol Cheerilee does the same to ya."
- >Old?
- >How old is Cheerilee exactly?
- >And could this story be true?
- >Sure,Aj tells the truth but she can exaggerate it a bit as well.
- >Shit. You may have opened pandora's box here.
- >You feel a hoof touch your shoulder shattering your mental council.
- >"Ah care about ya Sugarcube. More than ah have anypony who wasn't family. A young strappin stallion like yerself can do so much better is all ah'm sayin."
- >You give her a semi-worried look.
- >"Mah advice ta ya'll is to let her down as soon as ya can. Otherwise thangs are gunna be a repeat of tha past ah reckon."
- >you nod in agreement.
- >That may be for the best.
- >But one thing is bugging you.
- "Say Aj..how old are you?"
- >She cocks an eyebrow.
- >"Ah just turned Forty last month. Why?"
- >Wow.Forty and she looks this good?
- "How long have you known Cheerilee?"
- >She scratches her chin looking up in thought.
- >"Ah'd reckon since we were fillies in school."
- >Holy hell!
- >That'd place her around the same age then!
- >These ponies have to be part highlander.
- >But Cheerilee-
- >Forty and crazy. Lovely combo there.
- >A soft giggle from Aj catches your attention.
- >"Ya know anon, if'n ya'll wanted a mature mare ta tussle with, ya'll could've just asked!"
- >She wiggles her rump in your direction with a devious smile.
- >you chuckle and slap your knee.
- "You and those jokes Aj. I swear!"
- >she has this look of astonishment.
- >"j-jokes?"
- >Ever the pranker that Aj.
- >Silly cow-pony.
- >You get up and dust yourself off and hoist your mallet onto your shoulder.
- >Aj is looking away with sadness painted on her visage.
- "We better finish up for the day then."
- >She looks into your eyes with those green orbs.
- >"Y-yeah. let's get ta wurk.."
- >You and Aj part ways and resume your duties.
- >In two hours Cheerilee will arrive at the Sweet apple gates.
- >She knows you work for Aj,yet she didn't seem the least bit concerned!
- >Is she one of those oblivious types who can't see to get hints even when they walk up and wiggle themselves in your face?
- >Godammit.
- >Time ticks by agonizingly slow.
- >Like waiting on your dad to get home after he was called due to you acting out in class.
- >Should you ask Cheerilee about this? Would she even tell the truth?
- >Maybe you could like, friendzone her of something?
- >You don't want some frenzied cougar pony threatening to kill herself over you.
- >FUCK. She's going to be in your house.
- >She'll know where you live!
- >Why can't there be a carfax for like, women?
- >You spent the meager amount of time left mumbling under your breath and working as if you were on autopilot,playing out every possible scenario in your mind.
- >You hope that Aj is stretching the truth.
- >You sincerely do.
- ____
- >School ended at two thirty yet you can't help but be impatient.
- >You want to see him now!
- >Maybe you're falling too fast?
- >You grade papers in silence all the while glancing at the clock.
- >Its enticing ticking is beginning to grate on your patience.
- >2:36.
- >Go faster!
- >You hope you remember how to do it.
- >Courting you mean.
- >Not.."that"
- >Your body is a temple!
- >You're not giving it up that easy!
- >Though a taste wouldn't hurt...
- >You shake your head of those dirty thoughts.
- >No Cheerilee.
- >You aren't Berry.
- >Save it for your wedding night.
- >Marriage thoughts now?
- >You really are jumping the gun.
- >You finally return back to reality.
- >You graded all the papers with A's enclosed in a heart.
- >It really has been too long.
- >How pathetic.
- >You slam your head into your desk.
- >You should focus on other things like telling Berry to get her own place.
- >Or a job.
- >Or just help in general.
- >She's a wreck, not that you can talk but she's self-destructing at an astounding rate.
- >And soon you'll be pulled into the gutter with her.
- >You gaze at the clock.
- >2:43.
- >Gah!
- >Your mind wanders to anonymous.
- >Maybe you could get him a gift?
- >Like some wine?
- >Just what would make it special?
- "Hmm.."
- >You open your desk drawer.
- >Inside lies a vial of liquid you confiscated from the CMC before they graduated.
- >Love Poison.
- >You bite your bottom lip.
- >It'd just be a little right?
- >Not a whole bunch like you ingested..
- >You shift in your seat, your heart thumping as you weigh your options.
- >He would love you forever even if things go wrong...
- >You could start that family. Get married. Have that life you wanted.
- >All it'd take is just. one. drop.
- >Your heartbeat is in your ears.
- >You stare at the vial of Rosy liquid for a long while.
- >You sigh and shake your head.
- >You wet your lips and close your desk drawer.
- >3:10.
- >Maybe you'll go get that wine now.
- ______
- >"That should about do it fer today"
- >You and Big Mac nod at Aj.
- >You think Aj gave him the details of who you were going out with.
- >He's only talked about sucking you off like twice.
- >Eugh.
- > You cross your arms still bothered by what Aj told you.
- >Can it be considered accurate? No way you're asking Big Red.
- >Aj turns to you while Big Mac steps away to put away the cart.
- >"Tomorrow we're prepping these bad boys to sell in tha market. So you can have tha day off sugarcube."
- >Did you hear that right?
- >Applejack the slave-driver gave YOU the day off?
- >A pig flies overhead.
- >That doesn't count. It's Equestria.
- "Wow..thanks Aj..I don't know what to say!"
- >She smiles at you.
- >"Don't thank me yet sugarcube. Ya'll just have double tha work tha day after!"
- >...Fuck.
- >You could've been having office sex with Applebloom right now.
- >Aj notices your disdain and giggles.
- >"well ya better git sugarcube. ya'll got bigger trees ta buck."
- >You look to each other in silence.
- >"Be careful Anon. A leopard doesn't change its spots. They just become harder ta see."
- >That was..not gonna lie it's so ominous it's terrifying.
- "Will do Aj."
- >You turn to begin your possible death-march when a hoof wraps around your wrist.
- >Aj catches you by surprise when she yanks you down to your knee and kisses your cheek.
- >You're rendered speechless from her boldness.
- >You search each others faces in this close proximity.
- >It feels amazing.
- >The Butterflies are moshing in your stomach.
- >You never really saw Aj in this light.
- >"Jus..be careful okay?"
- >You slowly nod unblinking.
- >She smirks and pats your cheek twice with a hoof and trots into her home.
- >She has a noticeable sway to her hips.
- >This makes things more complicated.
- >You rise from your kneeled position and head down the path out of sweet apple acres in a zombie-like trance.
- >Your hand keeps moving to your cheek.
- >You look over to the barn. That's where you lived until you turned nineteen. It brings back fond memories.
- >You and Aj spent many hours chatting through the night.
- >Big Mac comes out the barn.
- >He takes notice of you and gives you bedroom eyes.
- >You make a sour face at him not stopping your trek.
- >He stands up on his hind legs giving you full view of his horseco-
- >-aannnnnd fond memories time is over.
- >Inappropriate fucklord.
- >The delapidated sign of Sweet apple acres comes into view.
- >Standing by the gate waits your cerise escort for the evening.
- >She waves to you with a smile on her face.
- >Despite the warnings of Aj from earlier echoing in your mind you're gonna power through this.
- >You notice she has on saddlebags with a bottle neck poking out from inside.
- >A certain teacher is looking to get loose!
- >She trots to you and hugs your waist.
- >"Anonymous! I was so excited to see you!"
- >She's beaming.
- >It's really cute.
- >It's almost hard to imagine her being like what Aj described.
- >You smile back.
- >You can't let on you may know something.
- "Shall we then?"
- >She nods eagerly and you both start the journey to your residence.
- >You spent the majority of the walk talking about each others day, excluding the talk with Aj of course.
- >She talked with such joy it was easy to forget about her alleged "Dark side".
- >"A Leopard doesn't change its spots. They just become harder ta see."
- >You finally reached your home.
- >You had it built alongst the main road to Canterlot for practical reasons.
- >reasons you'll think of later.
- >You open the door and let cheerilee inside.
- >"Such a gentlecolt!"
- >She giggles and canters inside.
- >You follow her in as she looks around your interior.
- >"So what's the plan? Dinner and a show?"
- >You scratch your arm.
- "Well I need to shower first and we'll go from there I suppose.
- >She nods and and sets her saddlebags down.
- >You point to the bottle neck.
- "So what's up with that?"
- >She pulls out a long bottle with crimson liquid swirling around with her teeth.
- >"I got you a present! It's a favorite brew of wine in Dodge city. I was thinking we could have a glass before we go out?"
- >Booze makes everything better you suppose.
- >Maybe it will make her more forthcoming with information.
- "Sure. I'll have some. Glasses are in the bottom cupboard by the stove."
- >You split up her entering your kitchen and you the shower.
- >You turn the faucet releasing the scalding droplets from the showerhead.
- >You disrobe and begin the traditional later, rinse, and repeat ritual.
- >The hiss of the falling water is loud but not enough that you can't hear cheerilee moving around.
- >You can hear her hoofsteps on your hardwood floor and the clinking of glasses.
- >You turn the water off now free of the work day grime you were covered in.
- >You hear a soft cork pop in the midst of toweling off.
- >You feel as if you should be wary of it but you disregard it.
- >It was just the bottle.
- >You go with mere casual attire. T-shirt and jeans and casual.
- >Hell cheerilee is naked. why not?
- >You enter your living room to an odd sight.
- >Cheerilee has set up not up the wine glasses but a plate of cheese in the center on a plaid table cloth covering your coffee table.
- >She moves fast.
- >It's cute and..creepy?
- >yeah that's the word.
- >She smiles at you from your sofa laying on her side with half-lidded eyes.
- "You certainly made yourself at home. What's all this?"
- >She laughs softly.
- >"I just thought maybe we could talk a bit more before going out? Consider it an "Introductory class"."
- >You shrug and join her on the sofa.
- "What did you want to chat about?"
- >She puts a hoof to your mouth.
- >"Ah-ah-ahhh. You have to be quiet when teacher is holding class.."
- >Oh snap. SHE'S DOING THE SEXY TEACHER THING!
- >"And teacher thinks we should have a toast-"
- >She leans over and delicately wraps a hoof around the glass closest to her. You follow suit and take the adjacent one.
- >She lifts it into the air.
- >"To new friendships and more."
- "Here here."
- >You clink your glasses together and drink.
- >...It tastes funny.
- >You notice the bottle on the table and set down your glass and lift up the bottle inspecting the label.
- >Cheerilee is still drinking.
- >You look the exterior over from top to-
- >The top has a screw on cap.
- >THE TOP IS SCREWED ON.
- >The cork soun-
- >Your vision blurs and you roll over onto the floor.
- >A small vial and cork were concealed under your table by the cloth.
- >You can't speak.
- >You use the last of your fading consciousness to eye cheerilee.
- >She smiles at you.