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  1.                                                   Forever Young
  2.                                                    by schwartz
  3.  
  4. >Morning came all too quickly for you.
  5. >You spent the rest of your Birthday night giggling and kicking your hooves on your bed like a giddy school filly until you fell asleep.
  6. >You're going on a date!
  7. >With Anonymous!
  8. >And he asked you!
  9. >Think of what could happen if it all goes well!!
  10. >You and he will become exclusive,get married and have a family-
  11. >Whoa girl. Don't get ahead of yourself.
  12. >Just make it through the day first.
  13. >You leap from your bed exuberantly and gussy up in the bathroom.
  14. >You still have that dopey look from last night after the hug.
  15. >His arms were so strong..!
  16. "Cheerilee..You gotta get ready for work..snap out of it!"
  17. >You pat the side of your face twice with a hoof.
  18. "Game face. You got this Cheerilee!"
  19. >You put on your sternest face-
  20. >-And hop out of the bathroom like pinkie pie giggling madly.
  21. >You bounce into your kitchen for a quick breakfast. School isn't for another hour so you have the time to savor it for once.
  22. >That may have been the best Birthday ever!
  23. >You met a strapping young stal--er human and no berry in sight!
  24. >Berry.
  25. >You whip out a carton of eggs and the butter from your refridgerator.
  26. >Your joyous face goes into cringing anger in short order.
  27. >Berry Punch. Her story is truly tragic.
  28. >Berry lost her home,Husband and filly due to spending all her bits on the sauce every night.
  29. >After her kid got taken by Foal protection services she partied all night drinking and rutting whomever pony she pleases or will have her.
  30. >She helped get you your teaching job so she felt it was only right you put her up.
  31. >Your patience has begun to wane over the years with berry's behavior.
  32. >You set up a cast-iron skillet with a pat of butter in the center.
  33. >You hear your front door open and slam.
  34. >You hear groaning and dragging hoofsteps come into the kitchen.
  35. >A chair scoots out and back in at the dining table.
  36. >You know who it is without even turning around.
  37. "Good morning Berry. Rough night?"
  38. >You sigh.
  39.  
  40.  
  41. >Berry obnoxiously yawns.
  42. >The scent of Hard booze and Stallion lingers on her breath.
  43. >You stifle a gag as you prepare your over-easy eggs
  44. >Disgusting.
  45. >"Baby sis,it was the roughest! They tag-teamed me all night!"
  46. >She goes into excrutiating detail on what happened.
  47. >Being "plugged" from both ends.
  48. >All the swallowing and gagging she did.
  49. >Not what you wanted or needed to know.
  50. >Sarcasm is lost on Drunkard ponies it seems.
  51. >She chuckles.
  52. >"Men...No self-control. Ya know?"
  53. >That's a Black kettle ms.Pot.
  54. >You harrumph, growing irritated.
  55. >Berry sloppily leans on your table, eyes half-lidded and smacking her lips.
  56. >"So how did the rest of your night go?"
  57. >Your mind drifts back to anonymous and your coming date.
  58. >Your smile creeps back accompanied by your pink cheeks.
  59. "It was...alright.
  60. >You stifle a giggle.
  61. >Berry is paying more attention to the eggs than you.
  62. >You plate the eggs and sit them down at the table.
  63. >Before you could sit down to enjoy them Berry had already slid them towards her end.
  64. >"Oh wow! Thanks sis! I was starving!"
  65. "Wh--no Berry those are-"
  66. >"Isn't it time for work?"
  67. "......"
  68. >This Whorse!
  69. >You watch in silent fury as your sibling gobbles up YOUR breakfast like the inconsiderate glory-hole lush she is.
  70. >And she pulled the work card..AGAIN.
  71. >You glare at her yolk-covered oblivious face and nab an apple from the fridge.
  72. >As you make your way to the door munching angrily you hear berry call out.
  73. >"Cheery, leave a few bits for me? I wanna go out tonight."
  74. >You smirk to yourself without looking back.
  75. "No can do sis. Sorry!"
  76. >Berry turns in her chair sideways to look at you leaving.
  77. >"What? Why not!?"
  78. >You gingerly open the door and step outside. You turn back to Berry, the sun highlighting your coat.
  79. "I'm gonna get my groove back tonight."
  80. >You slam the door and trot off to the schoolhouse.
  81.  
  82. >THUNK.
  83. >"C'mon anon put yer back into it!"
  84. "I don't have much more back TO put!"
  85. >You are Anonymous, Apple-picker,and bucket dragger extrodinaire.
  86. >It just hit noon, and the sun is whooping your ass.
  87. >Couple that with the fact Applejack picked today of all days to fucking micro-manage.
  88. >You raise your mallet and slam it into the base of the tree.
  89. >A torrent of Red apples rain down into the buckets.
  90. >This sucks ass. Like complete shit.
  91. >Here is a brief explaination of what has been happening in the last three years.
  92. >Applejack took over the farm completely after granny smith passed on.
  93. >That fruit Big Mac still works with the fruits.
  94. >Ha.
  95. >And Applebloom?
  96. >Don't laugh, but she invented fucking Pony Home Depot.
  97. >She offered to help the farm out.
  98. >Automatic apple pickers and everything. The works!
  99. >But nooooo.
  100. >No way josè! She said.
  101. >We Apples do our work tha hard way ,and tha right way! She went on to say.
  102. >We follow tradition around hurr!
  103. >Applebloom went on to offer you a job as her V.P.
  104. >The girl was always sweet on you so, you know your life would have been easy.
  105. >You're young,dumb, and full of--
  106. >Well you get the picture.
  107. >But you are also loyal. AJ took you into her home when you came here at seventeen.
  108. >You couldn't turn her away.
  109. >But for the love of christ, you thought she learned her lesson on being headstrong and refusing help!
  110. >Stupid, stubborn, country bumpkin pony.
  111. >Once the buckets are filled you load them into a cart for transportation by...ugh..Big Mac.
  112. >You feel him eyeing you up.
  113. >Can gay guys be called pigs?
  114. >"Yer buildin up quite the sweat thar Anon.."
  115. >He licks his lips.
  116. >You look around for Applejack.
  117. >No where to be found. Of course. The one time you need her and she's carmen sandiego.
  118. >"You mind takin that shirt off?"
  119. >He winks at you.
  120. >Filthy sexual harrassing fruitcake.
  121. >You don't hate gays.
  122. >But fuck if Big Michelle here isn't all up in your face with this shit.
  123. >But you got a surprise for his ass.
  124. >You smugly grin.
  125.  
  126. "I'm sorry Big drag queen, but I don't think my soon-to-be girl would like me showing off the goods to..whatever you are."
  127. >you grimace looking him up and down.
  128. >he cocks his eyebrow at you questioningly.
  129. >"Care to explain?"
  130. >you pick up your mallet and move on to the next tree ignoring his request.
  131. "No not really. She'll be here at four.You can meet her then."
  132. >Big Gay Mac watches you walk away...that or he's checking you out.
  133. >Nasty Bastard.
  134. >You hear the sounds of the wagon being pulled away at last. You want to get this shit done in the worst way.
  135. >You have a date tonight after all.
  136. >And with all the Cougar Ponies prowling around netting a hot young thing like Cheerilee is a godsend.
  137. >Cougar pony...hm.
  138. >You hoist your mighty tree hammer and swing.
  139. >More Red delicious rainfall.
  140. >This goes on for about an hour.
  141. >Pony Dennis Rodman has been strangely quiet and normal throughout all this. He must be pissed.
  142. >You could care less. No sexual harassment makes Anon happy and productive.
  143. >Two rolls around and you decide to take a late lunch under One of the vacant trees in the field.
  144. >A simple Pbj and chips.
  145. >Light but it serves its purpose.
  146. >But a peaceful lunch it's not.
  147. >"Sugarcube! What's this Ah hear about ya gettin yerself a Mare?"
  148. >Gossipy Red Bitch!
  149. >You shrug and bite into your sandwich.
  150. "It's no big deal. Just some mare I met at the bar."
  151. >Applejack lays at your side facing you waiting for you to go on.
  152. >"...."
  153. "..."
  154. >"...Well?"
  155. "Well what?"
  156. >"What's she lahke? Where dus she wurk?"
  157. "I'm not really comfortable sharing that info with my boss."
  158. >She scrunches her face up and pokes your ribs with a hoof.
  159. >here we go.
  160. >"Anon ah never considered mahself yer boss. If'n anythang yer lahke a younger brother!"
  161. "Someone should tell Big Queen Latifah that."
  162. >"Whut?"
  163. "Nothing."
  164. >"Then spill it. Whut mare managed to wrangle the illusive Anon by tha Heartstrings?"
  165. >You groan in annoyance.
  166. "Jesus, Aj it's just some schoolteacher okay?"
  167. >Applejack's face freezes.
  168.  
  169.  
  170. >She sits the for a moment in stunned shock.
  171. >You resumed your eating, not really caring for Aj's theatricsat this point.
  172. >Aj looks into the sky and licks her lips.
  173. >"Ah wanna tell ya a story Anon-"
  174. >You stare off into the distance chewing.
  175. "Is it a good one?"
  176. >Applejack hasn't looked away from the sky.
  177. >"Ah'll let ya'll be the judge of that."
  178. >You look to her.
  179. >She's scowling. Hard.
  180. >Like her face could crack at any moment.
  181. >"Afore, ya came to Equestria Big Mac was seeing this here mare."
  182. >Is she talking about Cheerilee?
  183. >Big Mac wasn't a flamboyant fudge packer at some point?
  184. >"They seemed lahke tha purrfect cupple to everypony in public. They wurr so ahffectionate it made us all sick with tha "Schmoopty doopties" to the "Muffin Lips" chattur-"
  185. >That accent man.
  186. >But focus. This could be important.
  187. >"But away from tha public it was so much more.Tha Mare was needy, moody,underhanded in her intentions, and kept pushing Mac ta give her foals and marriage."
  188. >You start to panic internally.
  189. >You could call bull if this was Rarity or whatever, but Aj embodies Honesty.
  190. >When she tells you something you should listen.
  191. >"Why she even once threatened ta kill herself if'n he didn't.
  192. >You swallow the lump growing in your throat.
  193. >"Poor Mac got so scared he swore off mares completely. Now because of this mare Big Mac is...well ya'll know."
  194. >So is that why he's a total man-slut?
  195. >...
  196. >What a pussy.
  197. >Scores himself a hot young thang being the old turd he is and he doesnt have enough testicular fortitude to rein her in?
  198. >"Since then no Stallions approach hur or associate with her, out of fear of ending up like Big Mac. A "Stallion Stuffer."
  199. >You've finished your lunch by now and affix Aj with a curious gaze.
  200. "So what happened to this mare?"
  201. >Applejack shakes her head.
  202. >"That's not tha question ya should be askin."
  203. " And what is the question I should be?"
  204. >Aj frowns and locks eyes with you.
  205. >"Whut yer gunna do when ol Cheerilee does the same to ya."
  206. >Old?
  207.  
  208. >How old is Cheerilee exactly?
  209. >And could this story be true?
  210. >Sure,Aj tells the truth but she can exaggerate it a bit as well.
  211. >Shit. You may have opened pandora's box here.
  212. >You feel a hoof touch your shoulder shattering your mental council.
  213. >"Ah care about ya Sugarcube. More than ah have anypony who wasn't family. A young strappin stallion like yerself can do so much better is all ah'm sayin."
  214. >You give her a semi-worried look.
  215. >"Mah advice ta ya'll is to let her down as soon as ya can. Otherwise thangs are gunna be a repeat of tha past ah reckon."
  216. >you nod in agreement.
  217. >That may be for the best.
  218. >But one thing is bugging you.
  219. "Say Aj..how old are you?"
  220. >She cocks an eyebrow.
  221. >"Ah just turned Forty last month. Why?"
  222. >Wow.Forty and she looks this good?
  223. "How long have you known Cheerilee?"
  224. >She scratches her chin looking up in thought.
  225. >"Ah'd reckon since we were fillies in school."
  226. >Holy hell!
  227. >That'd place her around the same age then!
  228. >These ponies have to be part highlander.
  229. >But Cheerilee-
  230. >Forty and crazy. Lovely combo there.
  231. >A soft giggle from Aj catches your attention.
  232. >"Ya know anon, if'n ya'll wanted a mature mare ta tussle with, ya'll could've just asked!"
  233. >She wiggles her rump in your direction with a devious smile.
  234. >you chuckle and slap your knee.
  235. "You and those jokes Aj. I swear!"
  236. >she has this look of astonishment.
  237. >"j-jokes?"
  238. >Ever the pranker that Aj.
  239. >Silly cow-pony.
  240. >You get up and dust yourself off and hoist your mallet onto your shoulder.
  241. >Aj is looking away with sadness painted on her visage.
  242. "We better finish up for the day then."
  243. >She looks into your eyes with those green orbs.
  244. >"Y-yeah. let's get ta wurk.."
  245. >You and Aj part ways and resume your duties.
  246. >In two hours Cheerilee will arrive at the Sweet apple gates.
  247. >She knows you work for Aj,yet she didn't seem the least bit concerned!
  248. >Is she one of those oblivious types who can't see to get hints even when they walk up and wiggle themselves in your face?
  249. >Godammit.
  250.  
  251. >Time ticks by agonizingly slow.
  252. >Like waiting on your dad to get home after he was called due to you acting out in class.
  253. >Should you ask Cheerilee about this? Would she even tell the truth?
  254. >Maybe you could like, friendzone her of something?
  255. >You don't want some frenzied cougar pony threatening to kill herself over you.
  256. >FUCK. She's going to be in your house.
  257. >She'll know where you live!
  258. >Why can't there be a carfax for like, women?
  259. >You spent the meager amount of time left mumbling under your breath and working as if you were on autopilot,playing out every possible scenario in your mind.
  260. >You hope that Aj is stretching the truth.
  261. >You sincerely do.
  262. ____
  263.  
  264. >School ended at two thirty yet you can't help but be impatient.
  265. >You want to see him now!
  266. >Maybe you're falling too fast?
  267. >You grade papers in silence all the while glancing at the clock.
  268. >Its enticing ticking is beginning to grate on your patience.
  269. >2:36.
  270. >Go faster!
  271. >You hope you remember how to do it.
  272. >Courting you mean.
  273. >Not.."that"
  274. >Your body is a temple!
  275. >You're not giving it up that easy!
  276. >Though a taste wouldn't hurt...
  277. >You shake your head of those dirty thoughts.
  278. >No Cheerilee.
  279. >You aren't Berry.
  280. >Save it for your wedding night.
  281. >Marriage thoughts now?
  282. >You really are jumping the gun.
  283. >You finally return back to reality.
  284. >You graded all the papers with A's enclosed in a heart.
  285. >It really has been too long.
  286. >How pathetic.
  287. >You slam your head into your desk.
  288. >You should focus on other things like telling Berry to get her own place.
  289. >Or a job.
  290. >Or just help in general.
  291. >She's a wreck, not that you can talk but she's self-destructing at an astounding rate.
  292. >And soon you'll be pulled into the gutter with her.
  293. >You gaze at the clock.
  294. >2:43.
  295. >Gah!
  296. >Your mind wanders to anonymous.
  297. >Maybe you could get him a gift?
  298. >Like some wine?
  299. >Just what would make it special?
  300. "Hmm.."
  301. >You open your desk drawer.
  302. >Inside lies a vial of liquid you confiscated from the CMC before they graduated.
  303. >Love Poison.
  304.  
  305. >You bite your bottom lip.
  306. >It'd just be a little right?
  307. >Not a whole bunch like you ingested..
  308. >You shift in your seat, your heart thumping as you weigh your options.
  309. >He would love you forever even if things go wrong...
  310. >You could start that family. Get married. Have that life you wanted.
  311. >All it'd take is just. one. drop.
  312. >Your heartbeat is in your ears.
  313. >You stare at the vial of Rosy liquid for a long while.
  314. >You sigh and shake your head.
  315. >You wet your lips and close your desk drawer.
  316. >3:10.
  317. >Maybe you'll go get that wine now.
  318. ______
  319.  
  320. >"That should about do it fer today"
  321. >You and Big Mac nod at Aj.
  322. >You think Aj gave him the details of who you were going out with.
  323. >He's only talked about sucking you off like twice.
  324. >Eugh.
  325. > You cross your arms still bothered by what Aj told you.
  326. >Can it be considered accurate? No way you're asking Big Red.
  327. >Aj turns to you while Big Mac steps away to put away the cart.
  328. >"Tomorrow we're prepping these bad boys to sell in tha market. So you can have tha day off sugarcube."
  329. >Did you hear that right?
  330. >Applejack the slave-driver gave YOU the day off?
  331. >A pig flies overhead.
  332. >That doesn't count. It's Equestria.
  333. "Wow..thanks Aj..I don't know what to say!"
  334. >She smiles at you.
  335. >"Don't thank me yet sugarcube. Ya'll just have double tha work tha day after!"
  336. >...Fuck.
  337. >You could've been having office sex with Applebloom right now.
  338. >Aj notices your disdain and giggles.
  339. >"well ya better git sugarcube. ya'll got bigger trees ta buck."
  340. >You look to each other in silence.
  341. >"Be careful Anon. A leopard doesn't change its spots. They just become harder ta see."
  342. >That was..not gonna lie it's so ominous it's terrifying.
  343. "Will do Aj."
  344. >You turn to begin your possible death-march when a hoof wraps around your wrist.
  345. >Aj catches you by surprise when she yanks you down to your knee and kisses your cheek.
  346. >You're rendered speechless from her boldness.
  347. >You search each others faces in this close proximity.
  348. >It feels amazing.
  349.  
  350. >The Butterflies are moshing in your stomach.
  351. >You never really saw Aj in this light.
  352. >"Jus..be careful okay?"
  353. >You slowly nod unblinking.
  354. >She smirks and pats your cheek twice with a hoof and trots into her home.
  355. >She has a noticeable sway to her hips.
  356. >This makes things more complicated.
  357. >You rise from your kneeled position and head down the path out of sweet apple acres in a zombie-like trance.
  358. >Your hand keeps moving to your cheek.
  359. >You look over to the barn. That's where you lived until you turned nineteen. It brings back fond memories.
  360. >You and Aj spent many hours chatting through the night.
  361. >Big Mac comes out the barn.
  362. >He takes notice of you and gives you bedroom eyes.
  363. >You make a sour face at him not stopping your trek.
  364. >He stands up on his hind legs giving you full view of his horseco-
  365. >-aannnnnd fond memories time is over.
  366. >Inappropriate fucklord.
  367. >The delapidated sign of Sweet apple acres comes into view.
  368. >Standing by the gate waits your cerise escort for the evening.
  369.  
  370. >She waves to you with a smile on her face.
  371. >Despite the warnings of Aj from earlier echoing in your mind you're gonna power through this.
  372. >You notice she has on saddlebags with a bottle neck poking out from inside.
  373. >A certain teacher is looking to get loose!
  374. >She trots to you and hugs your waist.
  375. >"Anonymous! I was so excited to see you!"
  376. >She's beaming.
  377. >It's really cute.
  378. >It's almost hard to imagine her being like what Aj described.
  379. >You smile back.
  380. >You can't let on you may know something.
  381. "Shall we then?"
  382. >She nods eagerly and you both start the journey to your residence.
  383. >You spent the majority of the walk talking about each others day, excluding the talk with Aj of course.
  384. >She talked with such joy it was easy to forget about her alleged "Dark side".
  385. >"A Leopard doesn't change its spots. They just become harder ta see."
  386. >You finally reached your home.
  387. >You had it built alongst the main road to Canterlot for practical reasons.
  388. >reasons you'll think of later.
  389. >You open the door and let cheerilee inside.
  390. >"Such a gentlecolt!"
  391. >She giggles and canters inside.
  392. >You follow her in as she looks around your interior.
  393. >"So what's the plan? Dinner and a show?"
  394. >You scratch your arm.
  395. "Well I need to shower first and we'll go from there I suppose.
  396. >She nods and and sets her saddlebags down.
  397. >You point to the bottle neck.
  398. "So what's up with that?"
  399. >She pulls out a long bottle with crimson liquid swirling around with her teeth.
  400. >"I got you a present! It's a favorite brew of wine in Dodge city. I was thinking we could have a glass before we go out?"
  401. >Booze makes everything better you suppose.
  402. >Maybe it will make her more forthcoming with information.
  403. "Sure. I'll have some. Glasses are in the bottom cupboard by the stove."
  404. >You split up her entering your kitchen and you the shower.
  405. >You turn the faucet releasing the scalding droplets from the showerhead.
  406. >You disrobe and begin the traditional later, rinse, and repeat ritual.
  407. >The hiss of the falling water is loud but not enough that you can't hear cheerilee moving around.
  408. >You can hear her hoofsteps on your hardwood floor and the clinking of glasses.
  409. >You turn the water off now free of the work day grime you were covered in.
  410. >You hear a soft cork pop in the midst of toweling off.
  411. >You feel as if you should be wary of it but you disregard it.
  412. >It was just the bottle.
  413. >You go with mere casual attire. T-shirt and jeans and casual.
  414. >Hell cheerilee is naked. why not?
  415. >You enter your living room to an odd sight.
  416. >Cheerilee has set up not up the wine glasses but a plate of cheese in the center on a plaid table cloth covering your coffee table.
  417. >She moves fast.
  418. >It's cute and..creepy?
  419. >yeah that's the word.
  420. >She smiles at you from your sofa laying on her side with half-lidded eyes.
  421. "You certainly made yourself at home. What's all this?"
  422. >She laughs softly.
  423. >"I just thought maybe we could talk a bit more before going out? Consider it an "Introductory class"."
  424. >You shrug and join her on the sofa.
  425. "What did you want to chat about?"
  426. >She puts a hoof to your mouth.
  427. >"Ah-ah-ahhh. You have to be quiet when teacher is holding class.."
  428. >Oh snap. SHE'S DOING THE SEXY TEACHER THING!
  429. >"And teacher thinks we should have a toast-"
  430. >She leans over and delicately wraps a hoof around the glass closest to her. You follow suit and take the adjacent one.
  431. >She lifts it into the air.
  432. >"To new friendships and more."
  433. "Here here."
  434. >You clink your glasses together and drink.
  435. >...It tastes funny.
  436. >You notice the bottle on the table and set down your glass and lift up the bottle inspecting the label.
  437. >Cheerilee is still drinking.
  438. >You look the exterior over from top to-
  439. >The top has a screw on cap.
  440. >THE TOP IS SCREWED ON.
  441. >The cork soun-
  442. >Your vision blurs and you roll over onto the floor.
  443. >A small vial and cork were concealed under your table by the cloth.
  444. >You can't speak.
  445. >You use the last of your fading consciousness to eye cheerilee.
  446. >She smiles at you.