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>You are Maroon, the deep red unicorn smarty with a deep red mane.
>And you are pleased- you have two new editions to your herd: Sunny the mare had Thor’s babies today.
>Though one was stupid and needed to sleep forever.
>You and your herd are grazing in Big Field. You tell Thor to make sure Sunny eats a lot, so she can have milk for the babies, who cling to her fluff.
>Thor looks very proud.
>You also make sure to tell your herd to make poopies and peepees in the ditch next to Big Field, so it doesn’t make the grassies taste yikky
>Cuddles munches grassies next to Sparks, who still seems very sad.
>Stompy glares at them both, and stomps his little hoofs every now and then.
>Jelly comes bounding up from the ditch with something round and white in his mouth. He drops it on the field and proudly yell “Jewwy find baww!”
> He and Tangles play with it, rolling it back and forth between one another.
>You continue munching, and looking towards the Hooman Homes
> You notice beside Hooman Homes, there is a big building. It is abandoned like the houses around The Home.
>Old fluffies used to say Hooman Munstas used to go there, that they had a fake ice-place that they would run around on, with shiny metal things on their feet.
>You can’t quite remember what it’s called, but your little fluffy mind imagines that it would be a very warm place for snow-time.
> Tangles and Jelly keep making noise. It makes your head hurt a little, and makes it harder to think.
> “Yoo two SHADDUP!” you bark, they instantly stop.
> “If yoo done having gwassies, yoo go back to Home!”
> They sulk, and Jelly abandons his ball in order to eat some more grassies.
> You turn your attention back to the building, your head-hurties rapidly going away.
> You will have to explore there one night very soon.
----------
> You are Thor, and you couldn’t be happier!
> Sunny had babies! You love Sunny. You love the babies.
> That is good, because sometimes you feel sad
> Maroon is smarty friend, but he doesn’t want wingies or earthies in herd.
> And you know if you don’t do what he tells you, you get big owwies, either from Stompy, who is a meanie fluffy, or Maroon, who will make you sleep forever with his horn.
> You feel bad for holding Sparks down and making him watch his wingie mate go sleep forever.
> Sometimes you have to give owwies too. Sometimes it makes you feel bad.
>But if you cry, then Stompy hits you and calls you a dumb fluffy.
> You know you are brave. And all the other fluffies like you because of that.
>That is why Sunny wanted you to give her special hugs
> The sky was angry, crying and flashing one night. You didn’t mind it, but Sunny and the other fluffies were so scared.
>Sunny cuddled with you, and that felt nice. Then, when the sky calmed down, she showed you her peepee place. It felt good to give special hugs.
>> Seeing the babies made you remember your mumma, dada and brother.
>Mumma was a unicorn, just like you. She was white and had yellow hair, like Sunny
> But dada was red, with one eye and an earthie.
> Your brother was a black earthie.
> You lived in Dark Forest with them until big puffy-tail munstas eat your mumma and brother.
>dada told you to run, and tried to fight the puffy-tail munstas. They looked a little bit like dog-munstas.
>You heard dada cry, but you didn’t look back. You cried too, because you didn’t want to leave him, but if you didn’t listen he would’ve given you owwies.
>You hid in a box in the Abandoned Hooman Homes, then Maroon and Stompy found you.
> You helped them fight off stupid wingies and dumb earthies who tried to steal their mares.
> Maroon liked you, and called you a strong fluffy
>Stompy didn’t like you, because you were stronger than him.
>When you learned the rules, you knew you could never tell any fluffy in the herd about your dada and brother. They might throw you out of the herd.
>But ever since the night when you lost dada, mumma and brother, you haven’t been afraid of anything- not metal-munstas, not the sky when it’s angry, not feathered munstas, not even choo-choo munsta.
> And the herd loves you for that.
> Sometimes you wonder if the herd has too many bad fluffies.
> But then you remember the cuddles they give you, and how important they make you feel.
> “Tor so stwong! Tor so bwave!” they always say.
>>You never want to disappoint them. So, you will protect them.
>As you chew on grassies with Sunny, nuzzling up against her and giggling, you look across the mental-munsta path, and see a group of fluffy things that look familiar.
> Wait, other fluffies!
> You rush over to tell Maroon, almost tripping across Stompy
> “Stoopid Tor!” he yells, but you’re already gone.
----------
> You hear Thor coming. He isn’t very quiet.
>”Mawoon, wook!” he yelps and points his hoof across the metal-munsta path “othew fwuffies!”
> You follow his hoof.
> You spot them: A earthie, its coat orange and mane brown. A wingie with a gray coat, white mane and two tiny foals clinging to its back- pink and purple. Easy to spot.
> and a Unicorn mare. Jet black, its fluff glistens and shines.
> Your head starts to pound again, but it’s not painful. You don’t taste boo-boo juice and none of it comes out of your sniffer.
> You happy place tingles, and starts to grow. You can’t remember the last time you’ve had special hugs. You want that black unicorn mare. You want to give her special hugs.
> You can’t help but smile as you think of the good feeling that comes when you’re done giving special hugs.
>”Mawoon see dem” you say. “Tor, get Cuddwes and Sunny and take dem back to the Home.”
> Thor hesitates for a moment, then goes about quietly escorting Cuddles and Sunny across the metal-munsta path.
> The others huddle around you, having noticed both Thor’s actions and the fluffies across the way.
> “Fuwffies” you begin “Fowwow Mawoon.”
> You lead all the males, excluding Thor, across: Sparks, Stompy, Tangles and Jelly.
> The other fluffies stop, and stare at you.
> The earthie stallion pipes up first “new fwends?”
> The wingie and the pretty unicorn mare echo the question.
> You puff out your cheeks “Wut fwuffies doing in Mawoon’s place?”
> The urge for special hugs subsides only a little, and is mostly replaced with the urge to give big owwies to stupid earthie and weak wingie.
> The earthie speaks again, his voice quaking as he starts to cry “Daddy weave us in dawkbox. Say we poop too much. We say sowwy but he no come back. Pwease, so hungwy and cowd. Want huggies and sketties.”
> The other two start to cry as well.
> You can’t take your eyes off of the mare. You stop puffing out your cheeks.
> “Wat’s youw name?” you say.
> She looks at you, “Siwky”
> Silky. That’s such a pretty name.
> “I’m mawoon, and I’ll be youw fwend” you say.
> Instantly, she lights up “weawwy?”. The others start to babble and offer hugs, only to be roughly bucked by Stompy and Tangles.
> The foals on the wingie’s back start crying “mumma!”
> “wahhh! Misty thought yoo fwend!” the wingie yelps.
> You see red for a moment as you turn to her and bellow “MAWOON ONWY SIWKY’S FWEND!” before looking at Stompy and saying “Stompy, do wat you do. And make suwe Spawks give owwies!”
> Silky tries to run. Silky is silly. She is running towards the Home.
> And you are a fast runner.
----------
> You are Sparks, and you are terrified.
> You can’t run. You can’t speak. All you can do is peepee from fear. All you can do is watch.
> Just like when Flappy got big owwies and went to sleep forever.
> You watch Stompy rush the earth pony and grab it by the scruff of the neck and try to choke it.
> You see Tangles and Jelly tackle at the Pegasus, knocking her babies off her back and pin her to the ground.
> The babies cry again “owwies! Mumma hewp!”
> Stompy and the earthy pony fight, wrestle and tumble about, bucking each other. But Stompy is used to giving owwies: you’ve seen that first hand. He bucks the earth pony about the face and legs.
> Boo-boo juice flows from one of Stompy’s nostrils. But he smiles. Whereas the earth pony is missing bits of fluff from where Stompy bit into him, and is missing some teeth.
> You look back to see that Jelly is stepping on the pegasus’ back while Tangles gives her back special hugs. She cries “NUUU! NO SPECIAW HUGS! PEEPEE HUWT!”
> It takes only a few minutes for Tangles to feel the good feel, then he gets off and starts hopping up and down on the pegagsus’ left wing, until there is a crunch.
> “OWWWIES!” she wails.
> He repeats the process with the right wing, all the while her babies cry for her.
> Then Tangles holds her down by the back, while Jelly gives her bad special hugs. She cries, fights and babbles some more.
>There is a scream to your right. You look and see that Stompy has bitten the earth pony’s left ear off. He spits it to the ground, smiles, and says “Stoopid eawthie”, before bringing both his hoofs down on its right leg.
>There is a loud crack, and he screams again.
> His opponent topples over, and Stompy once again brings his hoofs down, but this time on the left leg, making the earthie cry “Why weggies no wowk!?”
> Stompy puts his hoof on the earth fluffys neck, and kicks him over so that he is facing Jelly and Tangles
> The earthy pony yells “NU! NO GIVE BAD SPECIAW HUGS TO SPECIAw FWEND-ACK!”
>Stompy stomps down on his neck “Yoo shouwd have nevew come hewe”, he Stomps again and again, each time, the earth fluffy moves less and less, until he stays still.
>You hear a rasping, gurgling sound to you left, and you see Tangles has his mouth around the pegagsus’ throat, choking her, while Jelly continues the bad special hugs.
> In a few moments, the mare stops struggling, and lays there. Jelly keeps giving special hugs even after she sleeps forever.
>You make poopies. You want to cry but are too frightened.
>You look at the babies, who hugh each other and cry “mumma! Mumma wake up! Why mumma no wake up!? Fwuffy scawed!”
> Stompy trots over to you, grinning meanly. He points his hoof towards the babies
> “Make babehs sweep fowevew.” He says. “ow yu sweep fowevew. Wike dumb eawthie.”
> You shake. You don’t want to sleep forever. You slowly walk towards the babies, and separate them with both of you hoofs, and stand on each of them.
> “pwease no huwt fwuffy! Wan mumma! Owwies!”
>You feel your chest hurt horribly as you shift your weight on both babies, making sure your hoofs are on their mouths, so they won’t have owwies before they sleep forever.
>”sowwy babehs…” you whisper, too quiet for the others to hear.
> “Spawks is good fwuffy” you hear Tangles say, as Jelly finishes with the mare.
> Your chest hurts. You feel so bad, but you’re so scared.
> You want Flappy. You want her to be here. You miss her.
----------
> You are Maroon. And you love Silky.
> She is so soft. So pretty. Her peepee smells really good.
> Her soft fluff against your happy thing also feels really good.
>”NUU! NO WAN SPECIAW HUGS!” she whines “PWEASE WET SIWKY GO! PWEAAASSSEEE!”
> You hardly hear her, your head is throbbing. You’ve felt the good feel twice already after giving her special hugs. It’s been so long.
> You bite the back of her neck and hold her down. She still cries and begs.
> You feel the good feel again, and get off of her. Now you are tired.
>”Mawoon wuv Siwky” you whisper in her ear. She just cries. “Siwky feew guud?”
> “Nu…meanie fwuffy huwt Siwky…”
> “Siwky hav Mawoon’s babehs. Siwky is Mawoon’s speciaw fwend now.”
>You nuzzle around the fluff of her neck. She jerks away from you with a yelp.
> “Siwky wiww wearn to wuv Mawoon” you say. “Come. We go home.” You say, as the rest of the stallions join up with you. The throbbing in your head subsides.
> Silky still whimpers and stops once in a while to lick at her peepee place. Jelly nudges her with his horn to keep her going.
> Tonight, your herd not only has two new members, but three! And one is a pretty mare who will be your special friend!
> Plus, good grassies, and your herd got to give big owwies to a wingie and a earthie
> And soon, you may have your own babies.
>You’re such a happy smarty fluffy.

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>You are Maroon, the deep red unicorn smarty with a deep red mane.
>And you are pleased- you have two new editions to your herd: Sunny the mare had Thor’s babies today.
>Though one was stupid and needed to sleep forever.
>You and your herd are grazing in Big Field. You tell Thor to make sure Sunny eats a lot, so she can have milk for the babies, who cling to her fluff.
>Thor looks very proud.
>You also make sure to tell your herd to make poopies and peepees in the ditch next to Big Field, so it doesn’t make the grassies taste yikky
>Cuddles munches grassies next to Sparks, who still seems very sad.
>Stompy glares at them both, and stomps his little hoofs every now and then.
>Jelly comes bounding up from the ditch with something round and white in his mouth. He drops it on the field and proudly yell “Jewwy find baww!”
> He and Tangles play with it, rolling it back and forth between one another.
>You continue munching, and looking towards the Hooman Homes
> You notice beside Hooman Homes, there is a big building. It is abandoned like the houses around The Home. 
>Old fluffies used to say Hooman Munstas used to go there, that they had a fake ice-place that they would run around on, with shiny metal things on their feet.
>You can’t quite remember what it’s called, but your little fluffy mind imagines that it would be a very warm place for snow-time.
> Tangles and Jelly keep making noise. It makes your head hurt a little, and makes it harder to think.
> “Yoo two SHADDUP!” you bark, they instantly stop.
> “If yoo done having gwassies, yoo go back to Home!”
> They sulk, and Jelly abandons his ball in order to eat some more grassies.
> You turn your attention back to the building, your head-hurties rapidly going away.
> You will have to explore there one night very soon.

----------
> You are Thor, and you couldn’t be happier!
> Sunny had babies! You love Sunny. You love the babies.
> That is good, because sometimes you feel sad
> Maroon is smarty friend, but he doesn’t want wingies or earthies in herd.
> And you know if you don’t do what he tells you, you get big owwies, either from Stompy, who is a meanie fluffy, or Maroon, who will make you sleep forever with his horn.
> You feel bad for holding Sparks down and making him watch his wingie mate go sleep forever.
> Sometimes you have to give owwies too. Sometimes it makes you feel bad.
>But if you cry, then Stompy hits you and calls you a dumb fluffy.
> You know you are brave. And all the other fluffies like you because of that.
>That is why Sunny wanted you to give her special hugs
> The sky was angry, crying and flashing one night. You didn’t mind it, but Sunny and the other fluffies were so scared.
>Sunny cuddled with you, and that felt nice. Then, when the sky calmed down, she showed you her peepee place. It felt good to give special hugs.
>> Seeing the babies made you remember your mumma, dada and brother.
>Mumma was a unicorn, just like you. She was white and had yellow hair, like Sunny
> But dada was red, with one eye and an earthie.
> Your brother was a black earthie.
> You lived in Dark Forest with them until big puffy-tail munstas eat your mumma and brother.
>dada told you to run, and tried to fight the puffy-tail munstas. They looked a little bit like dog-munstas.
>You heard dada cry, but you didn’t look back. You cried too, because you didn’t want to leave him, but if you didn’t listen he would’ve given you owwies.
>You hid in a box in the Abandoned Hooman Homes, then Maroon and Stompy found you.
> You helped them fight off stupid wingies and dumb earthies who tried to steal their mares.
> Maroon liked you, and called you a strong fluffy
>Stompy didn’t like you, because you were stronger than him.
>When you learned the rules, you knew you could never tell any fluffy in the herd about your dada and brother. They might throw you out of the herd.
>But ever since the night when you lost dada, mumma and brother, you haven’t been afraid of anything- not metal-munstas, not the sky when it’s angry, not feathered munstas, not even choo-choo munsta.
> And the herd loves you for that.
> Sometimes you wonder if the herd has too many bad fluffies.
> But then you remember the cuddles they give you, and how important they make you feel.
> “Tor so stwong! Tor so bwave!” they always say.
>>You never want to disappoint them. So, you will protect them.
>As you chew on grassies with Sunny, nuzzling up against her and giggling, you look across the mental-munsta path, and see a group of fluffy things that look familiar.
> Wait, other fluffies!
> You rush over to tell Maroon, almost tripping across Stompy
> “Stoopid Tor!” he yells, but you’re already gone.

----------

> You hear Thor coming. He isn’t very quiet.
>”Mawoon, wook!” he yelps and points his hoof across the metal-munsta path “othew fwuffies!”
> You follow his hoof.
> You spot them:  A earthie, its coat orange and mane brown. A wingie with a gray coat, white mane and two tiny foals clinging to its back- pink and purple. Easy to spot.
> and a Unicorn mare. Jet black, its fluff glistens and shines.
> Your head starts to pound again, but it’s not painful. You don’t taste boo-boo juice and none of it comes out of your sniffer.
> You happy place tingles, and starts to grow. You can’t remember the last time you’ve had special hugs. You want that black unicorn mare. You want to give her special hugs.
> You can’t help but smile as you think of the good feeling that comes when you’re done giving special hugs.
>”Mawoon see dem” you say. “Tor, get Cuddwes and Sunny and take dem back to the Home.”
> Thor hesitates for a moment, then goes about quietly escorting Cuddles and Sunny across the metal-munsta path.
> The others huddle around you, having noticed both Thor’s actions and the fluffies across the way.
> “Fuwffies” you begin “Fowwow Mawoon.”
> You lead all the males, excluding Thor, across: Sparks, Stompy, Tangles and Jelly.
> The other fluffies stop, and stare at you.
> The earthie stallion pipes up first “new fwends?”
> The wingie and the pretty unicorn mare echo the question.
> You puff out your cheeks “Wut fwuffies doing in Mawoon’s place?”
> The urge for special hugs subsides only a little, and is mostly replaced with the urge to give big owwies to stupid earthie and weak wingie.
> The earthie speaks again, his voice quaking as he starts to cry “Daddy weave us in dawkbox. Say we poop too much. We say sowwy but he no come back. Pwease, so hungwy and cowd. Want huggies and sketties.”
> The other two start to cry as well.
> You can’t take your eyes off of the mare. You stop puffing out your cheeks.
> “Wat’s youw name?” you say.
> She looks at you, “Siwky”
> Silky. That’s such a pretty name.
> “I’m mawoon, and I’ll be youw fwend” you say.
> Instantly, she lights up “weawwy?”. The others start to babble and offer hugs, only to be roughly bucked by Stompy and Tangles.
> The foals on the wingie’s back start crying “mumma!”
> “wahhh! Misty thought yoo fwend!” the wingie yelps.
> You see red for a moment as you turn to her and bellow “MAWOON ONWY SIWKY’S FWEND!” before looking at Stompy and saying “Stompy, do wat you do. And make suwe Spawks give owwies!”
> Silky tries to run. Silky is silly. She is running towards the Home.
> And you are a fast runner.

----------

> You are Sparks, and you are terrified.
> You can’t run. You can’t speak. All you can do is peepee from fear. All you can do is watch.
> Just like when Flappy got big owwies and went to sleep forever.
> You watch Stompy rush the earth pony and grab it by the scruff of the neck and try to choke it.
> You see Tangles and Jelly tackle at the Pegasus, knocking her babies off her back and pin her to the ground.
> The babies cry again “owwies! Mumma hewp!”
> Stompy and the earthy pony fight, wrestle and tumble about, bucking each other. But Stompy is used to giving owwies: you’ve seen that first hand. He bucks the earth pony about the face and legs.
> Boo-boo juice flows from one of Stompy’s nostrils. But he smiles. Whereas the earth pony is missing bits of fluff from where Stompy bit into him, and is missing some teeth.
> You look back to see that Jelly is stepping on the pegasus’ back while Tangles gives her back special hugs. She cries “NUUU! NO SPECIAW HUGS! PEEPEE HUWT!”
> It takes only a few minutes for Tangles to feel the good feel, then he gets off and starts hopping up and down on the pegagsus’ left wing, until there is a crunch.
> “OWWWIES!” she wails.
> He repeats the process with the right wing, all the while her babies cry for her.
> Then Tangles holds her down by the back, while Jelly gives her bad special hugs. She cries, fights and babbles some more.
>There is a scream to your right. You look and see that Stompy has bitten the earth pony’s left ear off. He spits it to the ground, smiles, and says “Stoopid eawthie”, before bringing both his hoofs down on its right leg.
>There is a loud crack, and he screams again.
> His opponent topples over, and Stompy once again brings his hoofs down, but this time on the left leg, making the earthie cry “Why weggies no wowk!?”
> Stompy puts his hoof on the earth fluffys neck, and kicks him over so that he is facing Jelly and Tangles
> The earthy pony yells “NU! NO GIVE BAD SPECIAW HUGS TO SPECIAw FWEND-ACK!”
>Stompy stomps down on his neck “Yoo shouwd have nevew come hewe”, he Stomps again and again, each time, the earth fluffy moves less and less, until he stays still.
>You hear a rasping, gurgling sound to you left, and you see Tangles has his mouth around the pegagsus’ throat, choking her, while Jelly continues the bad special hugs.
> In a few moments, the mare stops struggling, and lays there. Jelly keeps giving special hugs even after she sleeps forever.
>You make poopies. You want to cry but are too frightened.
>You look at the babies, who hugh each other and cry “mumma! Mumma wake up! Why mumma no wake up!? Fwuffy scawed!”
> Stompy trots over to you, grinning meanly. He points his hoof towards the babies
> “Make babehs sweep fowevew.” He says. “ow yu sweep fowevew. Wike dumb eawthie.”
> You shake. You don’t want to sleep forever. You slowly walk towards the babies, and separate them with both of you hoofs, and stand on each of them.
> “pwease no huwt fwuffy! Wan mumma! Owwies!”
>You feel your chest hurt horribly as you shift your weight on both babies, making sure your hoofs are on their mouths, so they won’t have owwies before they sleep forever.
>”sowwy babehs…” you whisper, too quiet for the others to hear.
> “Spawks is good fwuffy” you hear Tangles say, as Jelly finishes with the mare.
> Your chest hurts. You feel so bad, but you’re so scared.
> You want Flappy. You want her to be here. You miss her.

----------

> You are Maroon. And you love Silky.
> She is so soft. So pretty. Her peepee smells really good.
> Her soft fluff against your happy thing also feels really good.
>”NUU! NO WAN SPECIAW HUGS!” she whines “PWEASE WET SIWKY GO! PWEAAASSSEEE!”
> You hardly hear her, your head is throbbing. You’ve felt the good feel twice already after giving her special hugs. It’s been so long.
> You bite the back of her neck and hold her down. She still cries and begs.
> You feel the good feel again, and get off of her. Now you are tired.
>”Mawoon wuv Siwky” you whisper in her ear. She just cries. “Siwky feew guud?”
> “Nu…meanie fwuffy huwt Siwky…”
> “Siwky hav Mawoon’s babehs. Siwky is Mawoon’s speciaw fwend now.”
>You nuzzle around the fluff of her neck. She jerks away from you with a yelp.
> “Siwky wiww wearn to wuv Mawoon” you say. “Come. We go home.” You say, as the rest of the stallions join up with you. The throbbing in your head subsides.
> Silky still whimpers and stops once in a while to lick at her peepee place. Jelly nudges her with his horn to keep her going.
> Tonight, your herd not only has two new members, but three! And one is a pretty mare who will be your special friend!
> Plus, good grassies, and your herd got to give big owwies to a wingie and a earthie
> And soon, you may have your own babies.
>You’re such a happy smarty fluffy.

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